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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

No, you weren't.

It was all just about
her being like,

can't get you out
of my head.

I was like, saying...

This boat is like
the love boat.

Mecca is a New York City
founder of a lifestyle magazine

looking forward to
five-star service.

They're very particular
about their food.

So these are
shrimp spring rolls.

They've asked for more
spring rolls.

How many chefs have we got?
20? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

It's your tapeworm, and I need
to be fed every 20 minutes.

You go up there and have a
chat about tonight's dinner

and their expectations.

Yeah, I'm with you.

Is that your best?

We want your best
to come to the table.

I would drop her in a
second to be an alien with you.

It wasn't nice on my part
to text her.

I don't want to be a
pawn between...

-No, no, no.
-Making someone jealous.

I'm just not that person.

I kind of can
cut ties really fast.

Oh, man, I'm in the sh--.

If I hear you gossiping,
instead of working,

one more ----ing time.

You shouldn't be flirting,
having a crack with anyone.

You should be working right now.

The main reason we're here
is to work.

You're not being fast enough.

And then the gossip.

If anyone's not happy with you,
you will be fired.

I'm gonna head back.

Start packing chairs.

What else kind of life is there?

I'm nervous about tonight.

Yeah.

I did have a chat with Eddy.

-How was it?
-It was alright.

[farts]

Oh, that's my good pair.

Mecca, can I get you anything?

I think I'm good.

Oh, and what time
are you thinking for?

-7:30.
-7:30, okay.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Whatever you think aesthetically
is gonna look the best.

I think in here is
gonna be the nicest.

-Yes.
-Are you sure?

I'm feeling pressure, yes.

As somebody who has a lot
to say about anything

and everything, I find Mecca's
silence so unnerving.

I giggle and like you
just hear it like echo

and like it just goes
on and like, okay.

I guess.

I think, yeah, I think in
here it'll be really pretty

because I think
the black table's nice.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Okay, awesome.
-Okay.

-I'm excited.
-Okay.

Awesome, great.

-Thanks, Mecca.
-I'll see you in a few.

[beeping]

No, don't do this.

[bleep]

It just says fan malfunction.

So what is for dinner?

Starting with caviar service,

and then we're moving
swiftly into dinner.

We're doing a
lobster spring roll.

I'm going to try and fry them.

Okay.

And then we're
doing an octopus.

I'm breaking out
the sous vide machine.

Formal dinner,
six courses, ovenless.

Losing this oven is
like losing my mother.

Not that I've lost my mother,

but I can imagine
how terrible it is.

This was my one source
of reliability.

I can't bake, roast,
broil, none of it.

Now I'm breaking out
all my applications.

I have to cook on the fly...

And I'm going to try it
in my roasting oven.

Tonight, clearly there's
a lot of pressure on me

and time is very valuable.

All right, cool.

Alesia, come up to
the main saloon, please.

Copy.

You can go around
and I can grab the line.

Oh, you want me
to grab it? Okay.

Now I don't know how long
I can go

ignoring my
boyfriend's messages.

I love my boyfriend,
don't get me wrong,

and I can understand
what happened

with Eddy was a bad thing,

but I do just think
we're friends

and I literally will
die on that hill.

I want to talk to my
boyfriend about it,

but this conversation
is not going to be pleasant.

-Mike.
-Yeah.

All chairs are dry if you want
to take them inside.

I can take them in.

Still so much to be done,
I think.

Just getting everything
set up inside as well.

[snoring]

Another day, another dollar.

Where is Mikey?

I know I had the coconut water.

Okay, great, thank you.

Oh, but I didn't
want ice, I think.

Okay.

That kind of defeats
the purpose of coconut water.

Mike, clear out all
this interior stuff.

We have a lot going on.

[bleep] me.

Blackberry jam done.

For the sorbet, which fruit?

It's a forest fruit,
and this is blueberries,

-so we can mix these.
-Perfect, yeah.

Just do all of them,
that'd be great.

I'm going to quickly shower
and get out of this.

A little more sugar,
believe it or not.

I kind of prefer
the black table.

She said sexy, elegant.

Oh.

I think all the pink
flowers against this

and candles will
look quite cool.

Do you want to swap with her?

Yeah.

-Okay, you can swap.
-Are you okay with that?

Yeah, I'm fine with that,
I'm fine with that.

Mike, Mike, Daisy.

Copy that.
----ing hell!

Jenn, are you okay
to set the table?

The vibe is elegant, but sexy.

Full of flowers.

I have to go.
I'm just really sh-- at it.

I can't bother...
I'd rather make cocktails.

Yeah, Yeah.
I understand, 100%.

I can't 100% trust Alesia

because even though
Alesia's showed me

the text about her
floating with Eddy...

I haven't got a clue
what's going on my head,

but you need to get out of it.

She initiated the text.

You don't trust a murderer

after he told you
he committed a crime.

Candles.

Table looks beautiful.

Why is it just me out here?

Oh, they're having
dinner down here, are they?

-They are indeed.
-They are indeed.

This isn't great.

Bye-bye.

Ben, Ben, Daisy.

-Dinner's at 7:30.
-Copy.

I need to be really quick.

What time is cocktail hour?

7:30.

Let's go shower and get ready.

Why is there so much
----ing sh-- in here?

Why are we putting ropes
and stuff in here?

Okay, and then secure it
on the outer part, here.

Are you okay?

No, there's still
so much sh-- to do.

You want Mike to
come and help you?

I think we needed Mike
here a lot more today, but...

You need to call,
you need to say.

But he comes out,
does something,

and then he goes back in.

I'm going to go send
Mike to help you.

It ain't about Mike
at the moment.

The reality is that
I'm frustrated at myself.

After talking to Jenna
on the beach earlier,

I'm still feeling the need
to explain myself more.

I need to apologize more

and because we're working
right now, I just can't.

I just asked Daisy if,
like, Mike, when he's out here,

he needs to stay
out here longer.

He's here five minutes.

No, yeah, but that's for
me to talk to her about.

Just talk to me about it first.

I'm getting
unnecessarily angsty.

Shall we just do a quick
cheeseboard for them?

Honey, can you just be
in charge of that, please?

-Yep.
-Thank you.

-Mike.
-Yes?

You're going to go and
help deck crew now.

-Yeah.
-So I spoke to Eddy.

Yeah.

I think the problem is,
is you're, like, doing the job

and then you're
coming back in here.

Yeah, I'm never ever
sitting down and doing nothing.

No, no, no,
that's not what the issue is.

-Just go and help.
-Yeah.

Just go. Thank you.

After that chat
with Joao and Daisy,

I'm literally saying yes

to every single job
you're giving us.

I don't know what else I can do.

Guys, I've been told that you
need a hand with something.

Is Daisy needing you inside?

Daisy, just relieved
us for you.

Okay.

And when you'se are
finished with us,

if you can tell us when
you're finished with us.

I've been trying that and you've
been running away every time.

I'm happy to stay
out here all day.

I'd rather be in the sun
rather than making beds.

So are you ready for dinner?

-Six courses.
-Wow.

This is amazing.

Are you excited for Jason
to be coming to dinner?

I can't wait.

-You ready?
-Mm-hmm.

Let's go.

I can't wait to see...

-I know.
-It'll be so good.

I'll be on a bender.

Pretty much.

Very pretty.

-Hi, you look great.
-Thank you.

They're in the main saloon.

We're ready to go.

Girl, please.

You don't need no more
hip, dip, butt, boot.

Don't play with me, girl.

You got it in spades, boo.

We just have some
cheese and meats

and the caviar is
coming now as well.

-All right, I'm happy.
-Yep.

Chef, is it ready to go?

-Yeah, we are.
-Thank you.

Watch your levels, darling.

I don't respond
to sweet nothings.

All right, we're
doing the ceviche.

-Yes.
-Let's get the capers out.

We're going to get
the olives out.

The capers are here.

What is this?

This is a freshly cooked pancake
and other toppings.

Absolutely.

Mm.

What else do we want on this?

Yeah.

I'll go down
and check on chef.

Where's my knife?

Hang in there.

All right, sweet.

I'm actually going to
acidically cure this fish

with lime juice.

It's all coming together.

Do you want me to seat them?

Are they ready to be seated?

I think we can guide them
to the table.

I don't know. My opinion,
cocktail hour has not finished.

Okay.

So they probably don't
want to be seated.

Alesia, I think
they're ready to sit for dinner.

Um... Would anyone like a top-up
of Prosecco before we start?

-You can top me off then.
-Absolutely.

20 minutes is like the minimum
you can spend on cocktail hour.

All right.

Who's calling
the ----ing shots around here?

I'm communicating with you.

You're the boss, babe.
You're the boss of them.

People call me
bougie for real.

Just come over here.

Find your name.

I'm here to put the pressure on.

-Yeah, well, stop doing that.
-But that's my job.

Every time when she
comes into the galley,

she just plants a little bomb.
It's just incredible.

I hate being a nag.

But when things don't go right,
guess who gets blamed?

Not you. It's me.

Good chat.

Like, literally, who does that?

You're trying
to piss the guy off.

Or you just have such
an emotional disconnect,

you're practically
a ----ing Martian.

This is absolutely stunning.

It's beautiful.

Have a seat, darling.

Daisy...

Mother----er.

Daisy, the ladies are seated.

Mother----er.

Hello, Captain.

-Got his tie on.
-Captain!

Time for captain, ladies.

Okay, the guests
seated themselves.

Did they now?

It was rather
presumptuous, wasn't it?

All right, what else do
we want on this?

Ben's chef persona,

I just think, is,
you know, smoke and mirrors.

I know he's insecure and
I have to pick my battles.

----ing put the food out
and just don't be a prick.

It's not that hard.

Good. All right, cool.

Got, like, two minutes for
this to cure and it'll be fine.

Captain, we travel a lot.

We like to, like, take a
beat and enjoy the service.

I think you guys have
been really, really good.

We've definitely got some
strong heads at the department.

Joao and Daisy and Ben.

Mm-hmm.

We're a team.
It's going well.

Mm-mm.

Alesia, can you please
come for service?

Copy, on my way.

Betul, will you
help with service?

Yeah, sure.

-We're good.
-Okay.

Please, darling.

We're excited about this menu.

Ben said he's coming to play.

What have we got?

For your first course, you have
ceviche with local red snapper.

That's all I need.

Mm. I love it.

All right, let's go
with the octopus.

Mike, you can carry
on with cabins.

-Finished?
-Yes, thank you.

All right, here,
let's do the pearls.

Galley, we have cleared.

All right, let's go.

So it's poached octopus
with a tomato oil.

Thank you.

All righty.

Fantastic.

You didn't like it?

Wasn't a fan.

We're doing the lobster
spring roll now.

So, Mike, these beds
can be pulled tighter.

It's just details.
It just looks neater.

Did they like the octopus?

Some of them didn't eat it,
but some of them did.

Really?
Did Jason like it?

I think so.

All right, we're ready, please.

This is lobster, right?
Yeah.

It is, my darling.

Lobster spring roll.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Wow.

I might need another
one of these.

Thank you.

Have you chatted a little
chat with Eddy yet?

I have not, why?

Do you think you can give
him a second chance?

Er, no.

Why is that?
You've completely done.

Yeah, 100%.

He was such a gentleman.

And he actually just
wanted to hear me talk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, like, not surface level.

And that's why I actually
enjoy talking to him,

you know what I mean?

Yeah, of course.

And that's why I kind
of fell into that trap,

but not anymore.

I feel like one of
my regrets has been

stirring the pot with Eddy's
relationship with Jenna.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah, I didn't think about
that one, to be fair.

I've got nothing else to say.

Eddy does think very
highly of you.

I'm going to have you plate
the sorbet, at least.

Yeah, I'd love to do that.

Wow.

-Daisy, you ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready.

All right, sweet, let's do it.
Let's plate it.

Okay.

That's ----ing perfect.
Well done.

All right, let's do it, guys.

This is a mixed berry
sorbet with Rosé.

Thank you so much.

Refreshing.

It's really refreshing.

Looks very nice.

Thank you, sweetie pie.
Here we go.

This is a local mahi-mahi
shiitake mushroom

and hollandaise sauce.

-We love it.
-Chef did his thing.

Good.

This is an apple pie
calzone with vanilla custard.

Woo-hoo!

The sixth course.

Diet starts Monday.

We don't say
what Monday, though.

[laughing]

Oh, this smells good.

Mm. Mm.

I did not ask for apple pie.

Just taste it.

Ah.

Nice job.
You're good under pressure.

-I like that.
-Thank you.

Who asked for apple pie?

-Can Ben come see us?
-Absolutely.

Ben needs to come see us.

Ben, they'd like to see you.

Ah.
[bleep]'s sakes.

We're not here to minimize
our palates, right?

-Oh, Ben.
-Hi, Ben.

-Hi, guys.
-Ben.

Yes.

We had a whole
conversation earlier.

-What happened?
-Huh?

-What happened?
-About what?

Our dinner.

What do you mean?

Was this your best?

Yeah.

-You thought this was your best.
-You thought this was your best?

I tried, yeah.

Mm.

It was amazing. I'm sorry.
I can't...

[laughing]

I was about to quit my job.

-You said I tried.
-You're so creative.

-Thank you.
-It was so amazing.

-Oh, cheers. Thanks a lot.
-We even enjoyed everything.

All six courses,
everything was great.

Why not have fun at my expense,

like, I haven't had
enough fun this evening.

Yeah.
It's an immense relief,

and they're complimenting
the food, darlings.

Cheers for your gratitude.

Can we do a proper toast?

The captain, we have a saying,
so you got to say it,

is to be pretty, powerful,
and provocative. Go.

Pretty, powerful,
and provocative.

There we go.
Cheers, guys.

[laughing]

I love it.
Cheers, everybody.

Who needs a bloody oven?
[laughs]

We're going to take
it to the hot tub.

Ben, if there's any more caviar
left over,

can you add it to pizza?

-I can. Yeah.
-You can make it happen, Ben.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Ben, you look like a
good time outside of work.

From your haircut, I could
tell you're a good time.

Ladies, I'm going to leave you.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you for joining us.

We appreciate it.

Have a lovely, lovely rest of
your evening in the hot tub.

Yes, we'll see you
in the morning.

Change and get in the hot tub.

Ben's going to
bring us some snacks.

Alesia, you don't want
to go to bed, right?

No, I'm ready for cocktails
and everything.

[laughing]

Thank you.

That was good. Well done.

-Woo-hoo.
-Nice.

-What was your favorite?
-Good job.

-The octopus.
-Yeah?

And the palate cleanser
was nice, too.

-Yeah.
-Oh, well.

Yeah, she was amazing.

Ben and Ellie are
doing a great job.

The food's coming out fantastic.

The flavors are amazing.
The guests love it.

The galley seems to be
working out now for Ben.

At the end of the day,
it's all about chemistry.

Good team.

Jenna, so I want you in
bed in 10 minutes.

You know, the drill.

Turn the laundry around and
start prepping for breakfast.

Clean the main saloon.

Erm...

Yes, Jenna.

Anything you like, Jenna.

-More than happy to, Jenna.
-Thank you.

Good night.

Oh, it's hot.

Wah.

Ooh!
Shizzle.

Karma for what?

Okay, okay.
Let's walk and talk.

Let's think through
this together, shall we?

All right, okay, so...

Step one, you invite
me for wine.

We're going to have a chat.
I'm going to get to know Joao.

This is amazing.
Amazing.

Rocks up the gangway
with another girl!

Hey, darling.

Oh, my God, Elle.
Don't leave.

I'm all good. Thank you.

Oh, is that...
is that how you think it was?

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

It feels good to finally
get this off my chest.

Mayday. Mayday.

I still like him.

So, I'm happy to forgive
him and move on.

Elle is beautiful.
She is.

And I feel like
she's not looking

at anyone else but myself.

This is a situation
I've almost never been in.

Now, it's been wanted.

It was...

Hey, so I'm going to bed.

Let's go through your list here.

I want
everything really clean.

Make sure the pantry
and the sundeck is clean.

Crew mass everything away,
including wiping tables.

And I did see waxes
on the table,

so it's going to be a
bit of a bitch to clean.

But stay up as long
as you need to

because I don't need
you in the morning.

Okay.

I think they asked for a
caviar pizza, which he has.

Copy that.

I'll see you
in the morning, okay?

Oh, my God.

Don't do it, don't do it,
don't do it.

-Hello?
-Hello.

Oh, no.
Sorry about the wait.

Bless you, angel.

Yes, I've got some on the tray.

Thank you.

Galley, galley, Alesia.

What's the ETA on the pizza?

Tell her three minutes, please.

Alesia, three minutes
on the snacks.

Cheers, thank you so much.

All right, guys,
I'm off to bed.

You've helped so much.

All right, my little darlings.

Have at it.

Thank you.

[bleep] me, dude.

Absolutely.

What else would you like?

No, no, no, I just was asking.

Let's get the [bleep]
out of here.

Can we please?

Thank you.

I'm joking, Alesia.

I absolutely can do
that, though.

Good night, ladies.
I'll see you in the morning.

It's like a whole day's
list of work.

You're joking.

[glass shatters]

All right.

The list I've been given
is actually impossible.

My day's been so hectic,
physically, mentally,

and, of course,
my boyfriend's doing nothing

but texting me
this whole charter.

I'm trying to function, but
I'm, like, I'm malfunctioning.

You can't be back of house,
front a house, everything house.

It needs to be understood
that there's things

that can't be done
in the day by one person.

[alarm beeps]

Betul, how do you
have your coffee?

Jeez, what laws are
we breaking around here?

[sighs]

There she is.

Here.

What's going on,
my little doll face?

Sleep all right?

[chuckles]

May it be the first
of many nights, babe.

[laughing]

For [bleep]'s sakes.

Well, that didn't happen.

Pissed me off.

-Oh, hello.
-Morning, morning.

What the [bleep]?

Alesia and Mike, all they needed
to do was follow instructions.

I feel like I'm the only
one that actually cares.

I'm supposed to be
Daisy's right hand,

but I'm handcuffed to
twiddle-dumb and twiddle-dumber.

I'm over this now.

[laughing]

What time do you
go to bed?

-Hi, Jenna.
-Mike, good morning.

At 12, but I'm up for six.

Oh, no, I'm just asking because,
like, the boat's a mess.

I only had an hour's break.

I had an hour's break.

I had an hour's break.

We're all dead.
We're all running on empty.

You're arguing with me?

I'm just saying...

Just taking initiative
to do things.

Jenna, I don't want to start
because I've literally just...

I've had barely no sleep.

That's just how I feel in the
morning when I wake up to...

-Yeah.
-A dirty boat as well.

There's more than just one
person on the boat than just me.

Whatever.

Okay, Jenna.

What a great morning, guys.

Great morning, great start.

People are sleeping, Mike.
What the hell?

-Hello!
-Hey, gorgeous. How you doing?

Great.
How are you?

I'm all right.

-You okay?
-Yeah.

How are you doing?

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
We're good. We're good.

Morning.

This morning's not
a good morning for me.

-Not at all.
-Why? What's been happening?

Jenna comes in and she went in.
But I've asked you to do that.

I've asked you to do
that last night.

Use your initiative.
Use your initiative.

I'm like... I know Jenna,
but like yesterday,

I only got an hour's break
and I worked 16 hours.

All this charter,
I've had my head down.

-I grafted.
-Yeah.

And you're still complaining.

I asked Mike
for one thing to do.

----ing Christ.

Mike, Mike, Daisy.
Can you come to the crew mess?

Copy.

Mike, you're going to help me.
The boat's a ----ing mess.

There's sh---tons of
cutlery to go away.

I've just put all that cutlery
away upstairs, you know.

No, you didn't.

I'm not a baby, Daisy.
I'm just saying.

-Mike.
-I know what I'm doing.

The boat's a ----ing mess.

Honestly, if I had the time
to get the job finished...

Well, then what's all
this cutlery doing there?

I didn't finish the job.

You just said I put
all that cutlery away.

-No, the cutlery in the bowl.
-Yeah.

I'm feeling, I'm being used as
an easy target for people to go,

why isn't that done, Mike?
Why isn't that done?

-Why isn't that done?
-Mike...

Even this morning, I woke up.

The first thing Jenna said
is, why isn't that done?

We'll talk about that.

But I'm ----ing fuming about
the way the boat is left.

I don't care about
the cutlery in the bowl.

-Yeah.
-I just want...

-I get all the cutlery done.
-Thank you.

-No problem.
-I appreciate that.

-Hi, Daisy.
-Hi. How are you?

Good.

The boat was a
mess this morning.

A mess?

I can't tell you how overwhelmed
I felt with the list I had.

Okay.

I left you in a
pretty good state.

Like, you pretty much had no
plates left to clean or cutlery.

Um...

What's wrong? What's wrong?

No, I was just...
No, I was just wondering...

Are you okay?
You look upset.

No, I feel like
I'm going to cry.

Because I genuinely can't do
any more than I could do.

-Okay.
-I'm crawling myself....

-It's okay.
-...to bed.

It's okay. It's okay.
It's fine.

It was such a long day.

-Go and get a coffee.
-It was too much.

Go and sit down
and get a coffee.

Take a minute.

There's a coffee upstairs.

I don't know what the [bleep]
happened last night,

but I really see that Alesia
is about to crack,

and I need her to keep working.

Like, I'm a firm believer
in you have

to change your management
style for the individual,

and Alesia is quite sensitive,

but with Mike speaking
to me in that manner,

no, sir-ree, I will
not be having it.

Deck team, let's get
ready to lift anchor.

Copy.

-Morning.
-Hello.

Did you want to order omelettes?

-Yes. Obvious.
-Yes.

Anchor on the water line.

You have seven omelette orders.

Is that it?
I was expecting 12.

Anchor in the pocket.

Copy that.
Thank you.

Daisy, Daisy, we're doing
this right now, boo-boo, okay?

-Okay.
-This is this.

This is a beautiful
Hudson Valley duck breast.

This is a chickpea...

-Patty.
-Spiced patty.

Okay, I'm going to
need that feta.

-Come on, bubbies.
-Feta.

Okay, hold on, baby. Please.

Okay.

Thank you.

Where's the feta?
[bleep]

-It's right over there.
-Thanks, hon.

Thank you.

Alesia meant it when
she said she was clumsy.

I'm full already.

Daisy, are we able
to use Mike for...

-Docking.
-Copy.

Drop all fenders, please.

Copy.

Ready on foredeck?

Aft deck, can I swing?

Clear to swing.

Portside quarter is in
line with the starboard dock.

50 meters to come astern.

Sending leading spring now.

Perfect, mate.

Sending out crossover.
Perfect. Done.

Right.

Thank you very much, guys.
Well done. That was great.

All crew, get in your whites.

We came,
we saw and we conquered.

I'll just bring you some
feedback forms,

and there's a box on the bar
you can leave them in.

-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.

What on earth are you doing?

Thank you, baby.

Oh, don't you smell good?
I'm going to smell good, too.

Marshmallow and sugar.

Get up there, Jenna.

-Come on.
-Woo!

All right, let's do this.

-You're...
-We're...

Woo!

-Thank you so much.
-Pleasure.

-I enjoyed you.
-Thank you so much.

You guys, I can honestly say,
my friends and I,

we've done a lot of travels.

We've been a lot of places.

And this has been one of
our greater experiences.

First of all, Ben.

One time for Ben, you guys.

The food was
absolutely phenomenal.

We're so appreciative
and so grateful.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you so much. Cheers.

-Bye, everybody.
-Safe travels.

Take care.

Black girls yachting.

-Woo!
-Done.

Let's clean up the
rest of the garbage.

Just get in our blues.
Get reset.

-Woo!
-Let's go.

Okay.

[mumbling]

-Betul?
-Yes?

Yes.

Fair enough.

What have you done here?

This is a lot of hairspray.

----ing hell, why?

That's a lot of hairspray.

She loves it.

Here it is, the primary Mecca.

Overall experience, five stars.

Daisy was amazing.
We love Ben.

Dining and beverage, five stars.

Is there anything the crew
could improve on?

Alesia should smile more.

There we go.

Alesia, girl, let me come help.

I felt she was stressed.

What else would you like?

No, no, no,
I just was asking.

Not good.

Attention all crew,

meet in the main
salon immediately

for a tip meeting.

Copy.

Let's get this money.

Um, put my feet up now.

Hi, hi.

We going to
the beach club tonight?

Yeah, tonight's theme
is a white party,

so dress in white.

All crew, all crew, all crew.

Tip meeting.

Charter number three.

Ben, honestly,
a six course meal.

Well done.

Whoever's on night shifts,

I've noticed pizza and
stuff on the table.

It's not acceptable.

I think you guys
need to step up.

But the total tip was...

28,000.

-Woo!
-Yay!

2,100 each.

Um, look, the helmet's
got to go somewhere.

Who left all the pizza out
in the bar, Daisy?

Alesia.

-Alesia!
-Alesia!

Yeah, but don't leave
it out for the guests.

Stop leaving things
around like a little rat.

So glad that's not me.
Again.

Behave yourselves tonight,
have fun.

Thank you very much.

-Let's get into it.
-Thank you!

[bleep] me, it's hot today.

----ing hot as hell in here.

Babes, please clean this,
please, please, babes.

I'll give you a light day
tomorrow.

Um...

All right, baby, thank you.

Okay.

Daisy, Daisy, are you about?
It's Ben.

Anyone got eyes on Daisy?

Yeah, go for Daisy.

Can I have a lie down?
Have a bath?

The guest quarters,
I'm just knackered.

I've had, like, four hours
sleep in the last three nights.

God...

Yeah, go ahead.

Nice.

What the [bleep]?

I can't mentally
handle cleaning.

-Everything looks great.
-We're done for the day.

Yay!

So tired.

-Are you okay?
-I just finished work.

-Oh, tired?
-Oh, my gosh.

I know, it's a lot.

I saw Ben in a bath robe
just walking out of the door.

So I've been cleaning up again
on my own this entire time.

I feel like I'm getting
a bit exploited.

Yeah, that's not okay.

We're one team
and we work together.

We both worked
equally as hard.

I'm already at my limits, just
managing all of his mood swings.

And for him to leave me
to work on my own

as he's out there relaxing,

Ben is very close to
pushing me over the edge.

I'm doing my best
to remain professional.

I just...

No, I can see you're,
like, wearing thin.

Ugh,
I need to call my boyfriend.

Whatever that means.

[phone rings]

-Hello.
-Hey, darling.

I just want to say that I love
you and I'm thinking of you.

There are a few things
I probably

should talk to you about

in terms of, like, what life
is like on the boat and stuff.

Well, no, no, no, nothing.

It's just, I mean,
I think probably

because I'm quite a flirty
character,

but, like, you know that
I wouldn't ever do anything.

No, no, that's it.

Like, they know that
if I flirt with them

or, like, if we're
just having a quick banter

then that's all it is.

But you know the way I am,

but, like, just know that,
like, nothing would ever happen.

No, I'm trying to not make it
seem worse than it is,

but I'm just letting
you know that I'm...

Maybe I'm trying to...

I'm going to reel
in any kind of...

I've squashed every
bit of, like,

anyone else's thought
processes behind it.

Oh, my God.
What am I listening to?

Alesia is straight up
lying through her teeth.

I kind of feel bad.

This poor boy doesn't even
know what he's dealing with.

I do need to go, though.
I love you.

Sweetie, see you.
Love you, bye.

Love you, bye.

Yeah, white party.

Oh, my God, how are
your boobs going to fit in?

That literally must just
cover your nipples.

Just two ----ing broad lads,
do you know what I mean?

Just two men,
filled with testosterone.

Exactly.

-Yeah.
-The chase is on.

Oh, yeah.

I love a chase.

[bleep] it.

Let's go!

Did someone's say a
white party today?

Ooh.

Come on, let's go.

Good evening, welcome to
Shenanigans Restaurant and Bar.

So, we have your
table set and ready.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-Right, what do you want?
-Margarita, please.

Margarita.

Hey, Ellie, come sit here.
Get away from those boys.

What are you having?

I'm going to have the penne
arrabbiata with chicken, please.

I'll have a spaghetti
abor-whatever.

Arbaretta?

It's going to be a
good party tonight.

Oh, I'm going to
be shaking my knees.

What's going on here?

No one's left a helmet before.

Alesia, God sake's.

If anyone would leave it,
it would be her.

Do you like guys
who wear rings?

Yeah.

Holy mother of
----ing Christ.

I wish I had, like,
more manly hands.

Yeah.

And that would be
a big insecurity to me.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Used to be my legs.
-I hate my hands.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wow.

What have you got?

This is spaghetti.

Want a taste?

Try that.

Try it.

You will not get another slice,

because I know how good it is.

Do you?

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Eddy and Alesia should
just bloody well be together.

Like, is it worth me
fighting at this point?

You okay?

Yeah.

Hey, Jenna, can you sit with us?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

Thank you, darlings.

So sweet.

-Yeah, I know.
-What's going on?

You're so sweet.
You know that, you're so sweet.

You look so beautiful right now.

Thanks, darling.

Mmm.

I'm so confused.
No, it's fine.

She's laughing.

Just a little.

It's tough being a stand-up.

Yeah, fine.

I'd rather just keep quiet.

It's all right,
you're the best of both worlds.

Oh, my God, look who it is!

[shouting]

Never in the history of the
helmet has it ever been left.

Guys, come on.

Thank you, Jason.
I'm sorry.

-You having a good night?
-Yeah.

It did not go with my outfit,

but I actually think
it adds to it.

Right, I'm going home.

-Bye!
-Bye, guys.

Who's ready for a
white party, babies?

[cheering]

Take your hand, let's go.

No!

[belches]

[laughing]

Meow, meow, meow, meow.

Where does meow meow
come from?

Say, I just replaced
the words with meow.

So that's how it comes from.

-Thank you.
-Let's go.

Where the fudge are we?

[shouting]

After such a grave break-up,

I have entered
this season

wanting all avoidance
of romance.

And you know that's going
to be difficult for me,

being a romantic at heart.

But Jenna and I do have
chemistry for sure.

It's actually quite
refreshing to feel valued

by the opposite sex.

I'm just getting
my mojo back, babies.

Oh!

Yeah, girl!

The more time I spend with Joao,
for sure, he's more attractive.

For me, I definitely build
attraction through friendship.

I almost wish I could be
more initially attracted.

It would probably make
dating a lot easier,

instead of me dating all
my friends and losing them.

I enjoy working with Joao.

We have a friendship there.

But yeah, never ends well.

I'm here to work.

I don't need that in my life.

It's not likely for me
to be turned down,

but we'll see where things go.

Nobody can resist
this beautiful swan.

Thank you so much.

-I'm so drunk.
-Thank you.

Eddy, Eddy, Eddy.

Whatever.

Yeah, but...

Thank you very much.

-No, listen.
-Yeah, Eddy should...

No, I'm not stupid.
At the same time, Eddy, like...

[blows raspberry]

I know you're drunk
and whatever,

and you don't understand
the points.

I just think you like, Eddy.

If you like Eddy,
admit to it and be like,

you know what, let's try
and make this work.

I like Jenna. There's me
admitting it right now.

You messaged my roommate...

----ed up, ----ed up,
----ed up, ----ed up, ----ed up.

Taking the piss.

Oh, you're taking the piss?

Yes.

Did you not say,
"I'd drop Jenna like it's hot

in order to get to you?"

I did not say that.

-You didn't?
-No, I did not said that.

I know the ----ing words

because I read
the text messages.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Show me the text.
Show me.

Come on, give it to me.

She knew we kissed

because we had a whole
conversation about it.

Do you put in such words
to manipulate the whole thing?

Okay, okay, okay.

Because she actually likes you
and you like her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's the ----ing issue.

You're putting me in
the ----ing middle.

I don't want to.

I'm not anybody's middleman
to make anybody jealous.

No, I don't want to.

You can have your
sh-- with Alesia

and she'll do the same to you.

There's nothing romantic
going to go on between us.

You've burnt it the first day
we ever, ever, ever tried.

Piss me off.

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Charter Four.

Four-day charter.

The group would like
a pride celebration.

The Queen has arrived.

We've got medical.

-You okay?
-No!

And there's a ----ing pussy
liner stuck to the wall.

Let's speed that up,
please, love.

Honey... Honey...
Honey...

Don't ever call me honey.
My name is Elena.

You need to get this organized.

-I am.
-This is your job.

I didn't realize you were
the head chef.