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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Oh, my God, all your horses!

Yee-haw!

Galley, galley...
[static]

We can't really understand.
It's just very frustrating.

Can we stop talking
and go with service?

Yeah, but you're gonna do it
again in five minutes.

Okay, I'll speak when you
start getting it out on time.

Would you like some of
this focaccia?

It looks delicious.

Yeah, I think they
just made it today.

You made it?
You guys?

No, the bakery made it.

No, we made it from scratch!

We've been making it!

There is a primal
part of my brain

that wants to merge
genetics with Joao.

Cheers!

You have really nice eyes.

You're an ideal woman.

You are what every
guy ----ing wants.

The more I get to know her,
I'm like,

oh, hold on here.
Well, well, what have we here?

Eddy and Jenna?

I think you can see on my
face that it bothers me.

[sighs]

Oh...

[alarm sounds]

So, basically, Edward
tried to kiss me last night,

and he did kiss me last night.

Do you know who kept giving
me a funny eye, though?

-Who?
-Alesia.

Anytime I was with Jenna,

Alesia kept going like that.

Yeah, she's feeling
left behind, yeah.

Alesia said
she's got a boyfriend.

Such a free spirit.
Fun girl.

I wonder how fun
her boyfriend is.

The text that he sent
was just so ridiculous.

Actually, I'm embarrassed.

My boyfriend knows I'm a flirt.

He actually enjoys
that about me.

He can trust me that I would
never actually do anything.

He knows that I'm going
to be faithful.

But last night,

that took it a step too far.

God bless my soul.

Yeah.

-How was your night?
-Just relaxing, man.

It was nice.
It was just super chill.

-Good on you.
-What about you?

I wasn't nearly as bad as...

-Did you kiss her?
-Yeah.

You little bastard.

I think young love on
a boat is a healthy thing,

and I'm happy for both
Jenna and Eddy.

Did I sound sincere?

[laughing]

Because I'm really trying.

Weird things happen in
the hot tub, don't they?

Look, Janna's pretty.

She's a very pretty girl,
you know?

I'm not blind, but, you know,

I didn't initiate anything.

I probably won't.

I've just got over a
pretty tough relationship.

I do have a big job on the boat.

I'm just going to focus on that.

That's great.

Let's go.

Crunch time.

Got much upstairs.

What are you doing down here?
What are you doing down here?

So, quickly give
the aft a scrub.

Not bad at all.

Alesia, Alesia, Jenna.

Can you come to
the guest cabins, please?

Copy, on my way.

[bleep]'s sake.

Do we have three beds, mate?

I've done this bed.

-Okay, so there's three more.
-And I've done that.

I've got two more.

Okay, two beds.
You two.

On a race.

Yeah, you can.

I want to finish that.

-Benny boy.
-Hey, how are you, Captain?

Amazing.

-You get a good sleep?
-I got 10 hours.

I feel a bit guilty.

Who even enjoys making beds?

Shut up.

Do you enjoy making beds?

I enjoy doing my job properly.
Let's go. Come on.

Do you know if I was
your boyfriend at home?

-I'd be fuming,
-Yeah, I know.

Like, for me, I don't care.
I'm single.

But if you were my girlfriend
or my wife...

I don't want
to hear it today.

Oh, my God.
Keep my name out of your mouth.

Less of this
and more of this.

I take it on board. I just
don't want to hear it today.

Yeah.

Good, so far.

It's a nice day.

All right, let's clean this up.

It's time for us to
rock and roll, love.

We're getting there.

I'm starting from here and
then working my way around.

-That's the plan.
-Yeah, that's good.

I'm one of those people
that have to be

in a very clean zen environment.

So I can attribute
my timing delays

a little bit to
the discombobulation

of this bloody shambolic
machine that I live in,

and I'm going to sort her out.

-I'll be right back.
-Yeah, it's all good.

[beeping]

No, don't do this.

[bleep]

Oh!

Five-second rule here, eh?

[beeping]

Oh, no.

Hey, Jason, it's Ben.
Can you come in, please?

Copy that.

Oh, that's lovely.

How's it going, mate?

There's a fan malfunction,

and I can't do the charter
without this oven.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

Engineers, can you meet me
in the galley, please?

What's up?

[laughing]

It says fan malfunction.

Has it done that before?

It has?

I ordered a new one.

-What a fan, a new fan?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Sorry about kissing
you last night.

No, it's fine.

If you didn't want to, sorry.

I should've asked first.

I never expected to kiss Eddy.

Like, it's my first mustache.

Like, not my type in general.

I don't think my future husband
will be doing manual labor.

He'll also be an older guy,
of course.

But Eddy has his head
screwed on properly.

He's a hard worker and...

So cute.

[laughs]

My goodness.

[bleep] me.

Holy [bleep].
When did I send these?

Alesia texted me last night.

[bleep]
I don't remember.

She goes, "I haven't a clue
what's going on in my head,

but you need to get out of it."

Oh, wow.

"Believe me when I say

I haven't been able
to stop looking at you."

And then she goes, "call me
crazy, but I'm not wrong.

"Same, too.

You've been getting
on with Jenna."

I said, "I would drop it in a
second to be an alien with you."

Oh, dear.

See how that goes down.

Oh, drunk Eddy sending
out Hail Mary's at 3 a.m.

That's not great.

I want to make more of
an effort with Jenna,

like getting more
and more to know her.

Oh, man, I'm in the sh--.

[bleep]
What an idiot.

Oh, this needs another wipe.

Just a working class man.

-You okay?
-Yeah, just tired.

It was a good night.

I just am a little bit
ropey this morning,

but I will power on through.

Did you hook up with anyone?

Nope.

I don't know. I'm just not there
for just to hook up anymore,

especially with the yachting.

Fair.

I apologize for
dropping you in the sand.

Oh, that's okay.

You nearly caught me,
and then you dropped me.

Eddy, Eddy, Eddy.

Pretty boy.

I don't remember,
but I pissed last night.

-Just texting Alesia.
-No, you weren't.

But it was all just
about her being, like,

can't get you out of my head,
and I was, like, same.

This boat is like
the Love Boat.

Where is Michael?

I just really need some help.

Did you tell Joao
Alesia messaged you before bed?

Yeah.

Join us.

We need to work
something out here.

And I feel like
you're a part of this.

Okay.

All right, have a seat.

With your towels.

Right.

I was just trying to work out.

I'm curious to know what
he wants to say as well.

No, I was just trying
to work out.

You were messaging Eddy.

And I told you to [bleep] off

and just stop being a
drunken idiot, basically.

Kind of.

[sighs]

I wish you paid more
attention to the job

that you're supposed to be doing

than thinking about what
other people are texting,

unless you've got a
text directly,

it wasn't anything
to do with you.

No, if someone comes
to me and says,

Alesia, I was messaging
her last night.

Who said that?

I didn't say it in a bad way.

I just flirt to make
myself feel better.

I'm flat out with work,
there's so much to do

and you're busy up here
----ing

talking about who's
talking to who.

I'm actually Hoovering up here.

What's going on?

If I hear you gossiping
instead of working

one more ----ing time with me...

But you're shouldn't be flirting
and having a crack with anyone

because you've got a boyfriend.

You should be working right now.

But you've got a boyfriend.

So I'm not allowed to talk
now while I'm working.

Well, you're not working,
you're just talking.

Alesia, there's honestly no
need to get wound up about it.

I'm pissed off because
every time I see you,

you're just gossiping
all the time.

There's no need to
be pissed off though.

It's disrespectful
towards your boyfriend.

I don't care whether or
not I've got a boyfriend.

I care about getting
the job ----ing done.

Maybe you should care
about your boyfriend

because you're
in a relationship.

I'm here to work, mate.

Just ----ing pick up a Hoover.

I mean, we're all having
a little bit of a gossip,

but she's trying to pin
the point as if, like,

I'm not doing any work

to try and deflect
that she's in the wrong.

What is going on?

He's in my ----ing face.
Oh, you've got a boyfriend.

Stop flirting when I was like,

we're here to ----ing
work, mate.

Who said this?

Mikey, he's literally all up
in my ----ing grill.

I'm just saying how it is.

Get off my ----ing dick, mate.

-I'm shaking.
-Okay, go and take a coffee.

Go and take a coffee.

I don't know what
I just walked into.

He's vacuuming upstairs.

Mike, what the [bleep] happened?

What did you do to Alesia?

I literally was outside.

She was obviously
stood behind us.

Were you gossiping?

No.

Yeah, you are gossiping,
don't lie.

I mean, it's like...

She's not finding it funny.

Yeah, but also
she's got a boyfriend.

That's none of your business.

If she wants to flirt with them,
that's between them.

Stay out of it.

What do you want us to do?

I want you to
vacuum down here.

-Sound.
-And then go find Jenna.

I mean it, Mike.

I will, man, I will.

How's Mama Bear going?

I'll leave that to you.

Yeah.

Mike is wrong for gossiping

and like Alesia should
100% stand up for herself,

but she doesn't need
to do it at decibel 100.

Like what the [bleep]?

Alesia?

Captain heard you.

Like, Alesia,
be smarter as well.

The two of you are
----ing dumbasses.

Are you okay?

I know I shouldn't have
reacted like that,

-but he just winds me up.
-I know. I get it. I get it.

Oh, Jenna, I've got
something to tell you.

What?
Do I want to know?

You can't react like that

because it's not going
to solve anything

and I don't want,
you know, Jason

or the other crew
seeing stuff like that.

You know how
Eddy kissed Jenny yesterday?

Like, and then Eddy's
then telling all the boys.

Eddy comes up to us and says,

all right, Eddy,
what's happening? He says...

No, wait, wait.
Hang on.

No, you got the twisted.

This is what
happens with gossip.

He doesn't have any integrity.

No, he's a gossip.

Yes. Yes.

Where did the Eddy
thing come from?

I didn't think it was a thing.

I feel used because
if Eddy likes Alesia

am I the pawn between them
to make someone jealous?

I feel really used.

I'm so confused now.

She's cracking on with
all the guys?

No screaming and shouting
around the boat.

Yeah, you copy that,
it won't happen again.

Hey, Chief, what's
going on with this?

Cool.

You working hard there, Mike?

Yeah.

Attention, heads of department.

Can you meet me in
the crew mess now

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

All right, guys,
charter three.

-Yep.
-Right, here we go.

Mecca is a New York City founder
of a lifestyle magazine, Pynk,

which celebrates
Black women and curates

elevated experiences for them.

Okay.

-Feeling good.
-Super sexy.

Super sexy.

There's four of these,
so they'll go

one and one, one and one.

We want to make sure
they don't hang over, right?

Oh, like in somebody's face?

[laughing]

Just, I'm trying to be honored,
but I can't see it.

Absolutely not.

Oh, if something's not up
to my standards,

you're definitely going to know.

But funny enough, I am,
and as sassy as I can be,

I feel like I'm the softer one

of the rest
of my charter guests.

So these are going to
sit on table A and B.

On that one?

And then we wrap
these with florals.

-This one.
-I know you lie.

Oh, please.

She has visited
over 48 countries.

I splurge on
vacations regularly.

We did Egypt together.

We closed down the entire
St. Regis in New Cairo,

so it was just for us.

Everything, luxury over the top,

Berkware and Bentley driving,
all the good food,

all the good drinks.

I like to see the money.

You know, when you're spending
six figures on a vacation,

you want to see six figures
on your vacation.

She is excited to come aboard
with Karen, Michelle,

Tamika, B, and Erika.

Mecca is looking forward
to five-star service

with meals and tablescapes.

Nobody should ever be
intimidated by my standards.

I think if they are,
they should raise their own.

On the final night,
Mecca wants to end

with an opulent, formal,
six-course black-tie dinner.

They've got a high standard.

We need to pick our game up.

Right-o, thank you very much.

-Cheers, thank you.
-Thank you.

We've all got done.

I'm super happy.
It looks great.

Deck crew, Joao.
Just wrap up what you're doing.

Interior, interior, Daisy.
We are done for the day.

Wonderful.

Pretty good, how are you?

I'm super tired.

-You're tired?
-Yeah, just tired.

Oh...

I am buzzing that I got
a little peck off Ellie.

It's enough to know
that she's into me as well.

I don't really intend to,
like, go there with Mike.

I feel like me and Ellie could
probably get down and dirty.

I've got my eyes on the prize,

and the prize is Joao.

[chuckles]

It's Mike.

He's causing serious drama.

I'm going to sit down and
have a proper talk to him

Would you want to sit in
with me on the meeting?

Yeah, yeah, fine.

Mike!

Yeah, what would you like?

We just want to have a
quick chat with you.

-Who?
-Me and Joao.

Meow, meow, meow. Meow.

Meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow.

[sighs]

Is this scary?

Not really.

[laughing]

-That might be the problem.
-Don't be scared.

Here's the thing.
We enjoy your banter.

-Yeah.
-You know that.

There's no doubt about it.

The only thing
we're here is to work.

Yeah. I'm not very good
at the work, but I'm a...

You're not being fast enough
and you're not being efficient.

And the girls, they're
getting frustrated

because they're having
to micromanage.

And then the gossip.

It's all fun and games
until it's not anymore.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

You've got to understand
that you could, at any stage,

if anyone's not happy with you.

Yeah, of course.

You, in particular,
you will be fired.

I really do not want
to lose this job.

I have tried a variety
of jobs in the past,

from the military to bartending.

I tried a dating show,
tried Only Fans.

I even tried running events

between Mallorca and Ibiza
with some friends.

And none of them stuck.

I know I do have
a big personality,

but I really do want to
make this yachting career work.

We want you to know
that this is serious.

Yeah.

I'm so tired.

[snoring]

Daisy.

The bench looks really nice.

-I'm in, let's go.
-Yeah.

Hello, you all right?

Do you want to come
join us for a drink?

No, I'm good, thanks.

No? Glass of wine?

I do like wine.

-Are you all right?
-Sorry, yeah.

I feel
absolutely bamboozled.

Hey, darling.

It has been...

That's nice wine.

Is it South African?

No, it's not.
It's actually French.

You're gonna go pack?

Unpack.

Oh, my God, Elle, don't leave.

I'm all good, thank you.

She's quite sweet, isn't she?

You feeling okay?

I'm a bit emotionally drained.

A good sleep would
solve everything.

So he's like, okay, let's
have a glass of wine

outside on the bench.

He rocks up with wine
and another girl.

I'm like, what the [bleep]?

I got out of there.

Alesia is a little loosey-goosey

for somebody who has
a boyfriend, don't you think?

If a man asks me
something

and then another
bitch comes, like...

[bleep].
No, I agree.

Thank you, Jenna,
for validating my feelings.

I can't win.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

This is escalated.

-They're kissing!
-They're not kissing!

They're not, they're not.

-They're not even...
-No, you're still in the game.

Never in front of a lady.

-Really?
-Ever.

I don't know about this.
I don't know about this.

Where's my phone?

Never.

I'm going to find out
who her boyfriend is.

I'm sending this to
her boyfriend tonight.

So you were in the bath
while you were pooing?

I'm very kind.

Don't [bleep] with me.

I'll take it.

-Thank you, baby.
-Thank you.

Shower, shower, shower.

I love receipts.

I think Elena got a bit leaked
that I was talking to her then.

Oh, I'll tell you all
about it, if you want.

-Yeah?
-Oh, yeah, I know everything.

She was a little offended.

She thought it was,
like, a little date.

Like, a dock date.

And then you brought
another woman.

And I just invited Alesia
because she was literally

lying on the couch
doing [bleep] all.

I don't feel like I've done
anything wrong.

This is pretty hectic.

I mean, when did we
say this was a date?

He is devilishly handsome.

But I thought you were in Elena.

-Me?
-Yeah.

What? No.

No.

I'm going to have to
message her.

No, don't do that.
Never complain. Never explain.

That was the queen's motto.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Your hair looks so
cool like that. I like it.

Girl, [bleep].

Jenna, let's get
to know each other.

I think I've sussed
you a little bit.

Am I allowed to ask a question?

Oh, what?

So you and Eddy.

There is no me and Eddy.

No?

I thought you were, like,
into him as well.

Into Eddy? No.

No.

But he did text me last night.

What did he say?

-Show me the texts. Show me.
-No.

Come on, give it to me.
You know I'll find out.

Don't do that.

But we squish it
after this, okay?

Yeah.
We won't talk about it.

-Then we squash it.
-We won't talk about it.

They're talking about
it to other people.

Then it's squashed.

Makes me so embarrassed
to read them back.

I actually want to throw up.

I haven't got a clue what's
going on in my head,

but you need to get out of it.

Believe me when I say
I haven't been able

to stop looking at you.

No.

Same, too,
but you're with Jenna,

and she's a safe bet.

I would drop her in a second
to be an alien with you.

-Oh, my God.
-Girl.

Turns out I am a massive flirt.

So true.

I think it's definitely
not girl code whatsoever.

This is just such cringe,
toxic behavior,

like, both of them.

At this point,
they can have each other.

Wild, dude.
[bleep]

I definitely did
shut it down, though.

Okay, guys.
Bedtime.

Eddy's mustache.

What is that mustache?
It's not shaped.

It's like he went
to a party shop.

Yeah, yeah.
Stuck the mustache on.

[alarm sounds]

Fresh day, new start.

Another day, another dollar.

Good morning.

Where's your head at with,
like, Jenna and Alesia?

Because, like, me and Jenna
went upstairs,

and she was, like, a bit
upset with the messages

that you were sending Alesia.

Ah, [bleep], yeah.

I read the messages.

I'll drop Jenna hard
if you're available.

Yeah, she read that, and,

yeah, that wouldn't
have gone down well,

but [bleep], I don't know
what I was on about.

I actually had a really good
time with Jenna on that night.

It'd be nice to
properly hang out again.

I need a chat to her.

Ben, Ben, I got you
a new oven coming.

It'll be here
after this charter.

[bleep], man.

Oh, I wish I was at home.

I've got ----ing tons
of ovens at home.

-Charter three.
-I'll see you in three days.

Morning, morning.

Yeah. Yeah.

We'd love to start
you on the food,

because I don't want
to sh-- show lunch.

100%.

At this point,
I am basing my menu

all around the broken oven.

I'm going to have to use
every bloody induction burner,

every machine.

You know, you can get around it,

but it's not
going to be pretty.

All right.

We take off.

-Both tenders side by side.
-Both tenders.

Take those two tie lines
down through the cleats.

I'll leave you guys to it.

I want, like, a fancy
toilet fold for the paper.

It's half like this,

and there's a triangle
in the middle.

Okay, great.

All crew, 15 minutes
until guest arrival.

Please get in your whites
and be ready in the main salon.

[shouting]

This is going to be fun.

Okay, let's go, all in line.

Walking on fire.

-This is cute.
-Ladies!

We're excited
to have you aboard.

We're excited to be on board.

-I'm Jason.
-I'm Mecca.

Pleased to meet you, Mecca.

-Hi. Joao.
-Joao!

I'm Ben.

My attorney's name,
I'll remember that.

Okay.

-Glad to meet you.
-Pleasure to meet you.

Welcome, ladies.
Daisy will show you around.

We'll get the engines going
and get underway.

-Excellent.
-All righty, let's go.

Thank you.

Let's not leave
any luggage behind.

Am I on deck or...

-Daisy?
-Yes. Yeah, you can have him.

Thank you.

-Oh, adorable.
-Well, cheers.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is how you greet me.

And I will show you around.

Back here, there
are two VIP twins.

Beautiful.

-Pass them to you, mate.
-Yeah, of course.

-Mm-hmm.
-Very special.

You know, I think I could
do a year on a boat.

-Or at least a year.
-Yeah.

Lovely, Eddy.

The Sundeck.

Up here, we'll do most
of your meals.

Then you've got the jacuzzi.
You've got the sun loungers.

-And that is the boat, ladies.
-Beautiful.

Mm-hmm.

I was thinking maybe
two might be a good time.

Okay, yeah, sure.
That's fine.

Let me go
and double-check with Ben.

Okay, aft deck, just let me
know when you're ready.

Copy, can I start
taking lines off?

Yes, please take lines off.

Okay, go.

Pull it, pull it fast,
pull it fast.

All lines off.

Two meters from the starboard
dock and opening.

We have 30 meters left,
and we are clear

on the port side,
clear to sweep.

Captain, as soon as
you are happy,

I will start making
my way on the tenders

to move them onto the tow.

-You can start now.
-Copy.

-Yeah, undo it from up there.
-Yeah.

-Line released.
-Tenders are on the tow.

-Look.
-Yeah.

I can't right now.

30 seconds in idle,
so I can change over the line.

Joao, I cannot put this boat
in idle at the moment.

I'm right in the middle
of the channel,

and I've got the wind blowing.

This is going to
blow me straight off course

into the rocks.

The two tow lines are twisted,

and the tenders are
knocking into each other.

If they knock each
other sideways,

they could submerge, and we
could lose one or both tenders.

And we don't have
enough slack

to undo the lines or
untangle the tenders.

We literally have
seconds to fix this.

If we don't fix this now,
we're ----ed.

I can't right now.

This is so beautiful.
I'm so excited.

I was thinking, come on,

I'll just put that one
now through there,

put it on the bollard
and then release that.

Okay, good.

That's the thinking
I like to see, mate.

Well done.

My engineering
instinct's kick in

and I realize that
if we can attach this line

to the other cleat,

it'll release
just enough tension

so we can untangle the lines.

Yeah, up to you.

Pull up, pull up, pull up.

Secured!

Right, bring it in
throw it in.

Nice, well done.

Pull, pull, pull,
pull, pull, pull.

-Secure, secure, secure.
-Secure.

Secured.

I have got a few brains
underneath all of this hair.

Both tenders are on tow.
All clear, all clear.

-Thank you.
-Well done.

-Ben.
-Yes.

So, I pushed for a two o'clock
lunch but they're really hungry.

Well, why don't you give
them spring rolls?

I'll go and get
them spring rolls.

She came up to me and said,
what about lunch? What time?

And I said, does a two o'clock
lunch work?

And she said, mmm,
that's too late.

We're really hungry.

So, you're already
letting them bully you.

Like, out of the door.

We're going to have to
make you look

a little more intimidating,
I reckon.

They still are going
to do the picnic, right?

The beach picnic.
Yeah.

Look, let's just do it.

I'll shoot for 1:15,
let's do it.

Okay, great.
Thank you.

Yes, no worries.

I can take up those spring rolls
if you want.

Yeah, let's get some
ramekins first.

Canapés.
I'll be really quick with that.

-Okay.
-We got this.

I told you they said this area
is where the billionaires

come to escape the millionaires.

Yeah, I love that line.

I'm sorry, I forgot
your name already.

-Alesia.
-Alesia, I am Mecca.

Yes.

No, I honestly don't mind.

I would be exactly the same.

I am so ready to be on
service with all the drama

that's happened with
Jenna, Eddy, Mike.

Look, I want to just, like,
get on with the job

that I've been hired to do.

Less drama, more work,
head down, team player.

Thank you.

Here you go.

-I will just do two, Dais.
-Okay.

Two, okay.

-What are they?
-Shrimp spring rolls.

Okay, thank you.

We are going to go down
and check out Celine Bay.

Joao, do you need me
for anything else?

Do you want me to
move to the interior?

Interior, thank you
very much for your help.

Okay, so you're going
to drop anchor at one o'clock.

Okay, super.

And then to the beach set up
straight away.

-Okay?
-I got you.

-Yeah, right-o.
-Thanks.

I love New York,
but after three days...

You ready?
You're over it.

Ready to go back home.

If I had your house, I'd be
rushing to go home too.

-Yeah.
-Because you don't get...

I want her to buy
the island next to her.

There is an island
right next to her.

Oh, yeah, buy it so
I can build there.

[laughing]

For all of us.

So these are shrimp spring rolls

with a Thai
chili dipping sauce.

Thank you so much.

-These are good.
-Yeah.

Yeah, that's great.
Let's get some lettuce.

Have you got nice lettuce
in there?

Yes.

Captain, anchor
is ready to drop.

-Okay, you can drop.
-Copy, drop.

three and a half shackles
in the water.

Good work.
Thank you very much.

Here you go.

My friend, I have a
question for you.

What other quick snacks
can we get?

Let me go and speak
with the chef.

Technically, with all of our
hard work in the organization,

the food should be better.

Oh, 100%.

All right, let's do this.

[humming]

And they've asked for
more spring rolls, please.

Bloody hell.

A canapé is designed
to whet the appetite

and take a little
heat off the kitchen.

You can't ask for more canapés,

because that's going
to delay lunch,

kind of defeats
the purpose, darlings.

All right, let's dance.

-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.

Order more of them, and then
we want lunch immediately.

Yeah.

How many chefs
have you got? 20?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Thank you.

Did they make
another batch of rolls?

No, we don't have
any more left.

He's just getting
lunch ready now.

Daisy can make anything happen,
so we're just going to ask,

and you're just
going to deliver.

-Yeah.
-Perfect.

Let me go see if
I can grab you something.

Daisy, you got this.

We're going to get this done
real soon, real quick.

I'd like to serve
the chicken hot.

What else?

One of the guests,
she's really, really hungry.

Can I have something...

That's going to really,
really hurt us.

I just can't win here.

That's an eight
or 10-minute delay,

and then I'm going
to be late for lunch,

and I'm going to get in trouble.

I've got enough on my plate.

Come on, babes.

I always say I like
to see my money.

Five-star chef with
Michelin-star service.

So here's some smoked salmon,
capers, mascarpone.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

Let's see how this is.

-Would you like a top-up?
-I would.

Yes, perfect.
Thank you.

Mmm.

I love smoked salmon.

I know the "Y" keeps flipping
up, it does it all the time.

"Davey."

So who are you thinking
about this beach picnic?

Eddy.

-Mike's good with them.
-Use his strong points.

-Yeah.
-Oh, no, he...

I'm putting him to work.

Entertainment.

Yeah.

Yes, what's up?

Yes.

-How are we looking, Joi?
-We're looking good.

-We're ready to go.
-We're ready to eat.

-We hungry, though.
-Yeah.

We hungry.

You're both going
to go to the beach.

Okay.

And I want you to keep
an eye on how she serves.

Compliment them.
Earn your keep.

I'll be the one taking us in,
leaving you guys to sit up.

All crew, they're very keen
to get over there and eat.

And they're very
ready and hungry.

-Ready and hungry.
-And what?

You're saying they're keen
for us to get over there,

and he said that they're hungry.

I don't know what...
I don't know.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

It's your tapeworm.

And I need to be
fed every 20 minutes.

I'm the eighth charter guest.

It's ----ing insane.

It's too much, man.
It's really stressing me.

It's just too ----ing much.

Okay, come, let's do
this one quickly.

We've got to go right now.

How are we looking?

Oh, we're looking great.

They just asked for
guacamole before lunch.

Ready to get to the beach?

They said, oh yeah,
we're waiting for lunch.

And I'm like, you just ate.

Like, I didn't say it.

Well, there's loads of
sand over there to eat.

I love sand.
Do you love eating sand?

Yes.

Now don't come back.

We are going to
get ----ed today.

I'm quickly starting to realize
that working with chefs

is kind of like
raising a pit bull.

They will absorb the energy
of the person they're with.

You've got to make sure
you're staying calm,

because if you're not, they
will bite somebody's head off.

We're fine.
We're fine. We're fine.

Thanks. All good.
I can push off.

Ai, yi yi.

Let's go this way.

Open it right up.

-I got cable ties.
-Yeah.

Do you want me to start
digging the other side

or are you going to work this?

Yeah, please.
You're a star.

Quarter past one now.
Get you over to the beach.

Yeah.

Are you joining us
for dinner tonight?

-I can do that.
-Copy.

Can't wait to report
back to Daisy.

All Mike did was
talk about work.

Didn't want to gossip
or nothing.

I do not want to gossip.

This is when you need an
oven just to, like, pop it in.

All right.

What's going on with the food?

I don't have a time frame,
but just snacks there for now.

No, you have to break.

You'll get upset if
you don't take a break.

But you're doing your job.

Copy that.

I'm just talking to Betul.

She's standing around doing
nothing at the moment.

Don't lose your sh--.
Everything's fine.

[groans]

Girl, you're doing your best.

At least you're trying
to do your best.

Please focus on this.

Can I get you anything?

I think we're ready to go.
Is the tender here?

Yeah, ready
whenever you guys are.

-We ready.
-Perfect.

We ready.

Do you want to chat
about the other night?

I do, but I don't really
have to say much.

No, I don't either.

No, I actually really...

I had a really,
really nice night with you.

And then when we were
in the hot tub,

Alesia was getting
all kind of touchy-feely.

Bye!

It wasn't nice on my part
to text her,

considering that
we had kissed that night.

[bleep], I was so drunk by the
time I actually went to bed.

I don't remember the text
until the morning.

It's no excuse.

And I kind of just felt like
sh--, to be honest.

I don't want to be
a pawn between...

No, no, no, this...

Like, making someone jealous.

I'm just not that person.

And I kind of can
cut ties really fast.

Was I just a pawn to make--

No, no.

Like, her jealous, I'm sorry.

If you could be on standby,
they're very ready and hungry.

Copy, ready on beach.

-Anyways.
-So...

I'm not born yesterday.

I know he would definitely try
if she didn't have a boyfriend,

so I don't know how
sincere this apology is.

Oh, you idiot, why have you
done that to yourself?

You can't fan this fire,

I've just got to let this
fire just burn itself out.

Okay, we've got guests.

Here we are, ladies.

Just warm them up a little bit.

Here we go.

Ladies, welcome.

What do we have going on here?

What we've got here for you,
Mecca, is a nice tequila shot.

Are you a tequila woman?

I like it, I like it.

By the way, ladies, you look
absolutely gorgeous.

Thank you.

Oh, really?

All right, shrimp done,
salmon done, pasta salad,

and then we're done, right?

Yes.

No, Maria!

All crew, all crew,
lunch is ready.

Copy, on my way.

This is where he excels.

He's just going to keep
feeding you's alcohol,

so don't worry about
the alcohol top ups.

Mike, what are you
trying to say exactly?

[laughing]

Let's get to the
bottom of this, Mike.

There, get to
the bottom of the glass.

Ah, good to see.
There we go.

Eddy, it's my boy, Eddy.

Come on, Daisy,
where is the food?

Northside tender is on its way.

-Cheers, ladies.
-Yes.

Cheers.

Oh, my gosh.

Ladies, are you hungry?

Oh, my God.

Poached shrimp.

Mediterranean pasta salad.

-Poached salmon.
-Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Delicious.
It was worth the wait.

Oh, that looks good.

-You happy?
-That's good, thank you.

Lunch is good.

Well, so what is the menu?

Six courses.

You better not be
slow tonight, brother.

They have more expectations
than we're delivering.

If you go up there and have a
chat about tonight's dinner

and your expectations, yeah?

Yeah.
No, I'm with you.

Are you ladies looking to
do some water sports today?

No, but I think
we'll be ready in a few

if you want to
get the tender ready.

Katina, the guests
are wrapping up.

Okay, copy.

Can I get you anything?

You good?

Yo, yo, yo.

Hello.
We're ready.

-I got you.
-Woo!

Okay.

Absolutely.
Thank you.

You got it, there.

You're welcome.

Welcome back.

So this is a
pineapple mango daiquiri.

-Fresh pineapples?
-Yes, fresh pineapples.

Cheers.

All right.

What's our plan right now?

Cocktail, do whatever
you want to do.

Hold on.
Let's just create a note here.

-You like ceviche, right?
-Yes.

We loved
the shrimp spring rolls.

Really?

-Done.
-Yes.

Done.

I think the group will
be a little divided.

I personally love a short rib.

So what would be the
seafood alternative

for the pescaterians?

Do you have any snapper
by chance?

Yeah.

I think they might love
like a full, proper snapper.

-Head on.
-Mm-hmm.

What's something that you know

we're not going to
say we don't like?

Oh, gosh.

Like it's not possible
for us to say,

Ben, we didn't enjoy this.

-Is that your best?
-Is that your best?

Is that your best?

We want your best
to come to the table.

Are we overwhelming you?

-Um...
-Tell the truth.

This charter is a solid nine
on the tricky scale.

-See you at dinner.
-All right.

Thank you so much.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Last charter, I was
just dropping the ball

in every which way.

[bleep]

I've spoken to
the charter guests.

Did it make it any better?
No.

Am I worried about it?
Yes.

Do I think I'll get through it?

Probably not.

Next on "Below Deck
Down Under"...

If you like any one,
admit to it.

Do you want me to see them?

Who's calling the
----ing shots around here?

I'm communicating with you.

You're the boss, babe.
You're the boss of them.

I'm here to put the pressure on.

Yeah, well, stop doing that.

Did they like the octopus?

Some of them didn't eat it.

We had a whole
conversation earlier.

What happened?

Huh?

-Was this your best?
-Yeah.

-You thought this was your best?
-You thought this was your best?