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[knocking at the door]
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[knocking at the door]
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[exhales]
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Fran?
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I'm Robin.
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Please come in.
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Cute home.
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Two bedroom, one bath?
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Yeah.
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A guy I know
collects those.
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He says they're worth
a fortune on the internet.
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Yeah.
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You've never used our
agency before, have you?
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Is it that obvious?
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As you can see,
we offer
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a full range of services.
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"Round the world"?
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Our Deluxe package
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offers all the services
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of A, B, and C.
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How much?
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$1,000.
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And satisfaction's
guaranteed.
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Twice.
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I'll get the money.
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I'll get ready.
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Harrington?
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[cat meows]
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Harrington.
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What are you doing
up there?
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All right, now.
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Don't take this
personally,
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but you're gonna
have to go--
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(Robin)
Fran?
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Is this okay?
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Fran?
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Fran?
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Are you all right?
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Oh, God.
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[sighs]
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Fran?
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[suspenseful music]
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*
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Yeah, I--I need an ambulance
at 500 North Sycamore.
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I don't know.
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My...friend collapsed.
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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*
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And what were you doing
when you fainted?
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We were just--
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Looking for her cat.
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And have you banged
your head recently?
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No.
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Is this a motion
sickness patch?
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I must've forgotten
to take it off.
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I just got back
from a trip.
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Oops.
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Scopolamine can cause
dizziness and blurred vision.
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You probably hit
your head when you fell
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and that caused
the blackout.
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(Robin)
I thought those patches
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were supposed to prevent
you from getting sick.
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Every drug has
a side effect.
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But it might be a good idea
to keep your eye on her
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for the next few hours
to make sure she's okay.
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Oh, actually I--
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She has to get
back to work.
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Is it important?
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We just don't like
people to be alone
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after they leave here.
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I'm fine.
Really, I'm--
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I'm--
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Fran?
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Fr-Fran?
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I got a seizure.
Code cart!
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What's wrong with her?
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I have no idea.
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Where's House?
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[boy crying]
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Antique vintner's cane.
It cost me $900.
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It had a corkscrew
in it.
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Ah, that would explain
the "vintner's" reference.
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Could be used as a
weapon against the pilot.
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Only if you stuck it
in a bottle of Zinfandel.
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You'll get it back
when we land.
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[crying]
I want my blankie!
I want my blankie!
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Give her 20 milligrams
of antihistamine.
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It could save her life.
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Cause if she doesn't
shut up, I'll kill her.
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(Cuddy)
Delivering good will
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to yet another continent.
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You only forced me to deliver
a speech, not good will.
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You gave a
three-minute speech.
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You know how much
WHO accreditation means
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to the hospital?
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May have been short,
but it had girth.
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And the room service thing
was just spiteful.
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I was hungry.
$300 for a bottle of wine.
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I was thirsty.
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$120 on video services.
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I was lonely.
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That's $500 in expenses
I can't justify.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
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Right.
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Here you are, sir.
Merlot.
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Welcome aboard.
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Mr. House, you're
right here in 2A.
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Ms. Cuddy, you're in the next
cabin and to the left, 9C.
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No, I booked two
first-class tickets.
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This must be a mistake.
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No mistake.
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Just arranged for a $500
fare reduction.
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Expense problem solved.
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Where did you travel?
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Duluth.
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To visit my sister.
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Really?
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Is this her artwork?
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(Robin)
Fire...butt?
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I was a little drunk.
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Where were you a little drunk?
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I turned 58 last March.
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Same age my mother was
when she died.
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Next week I packed a bag.
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I went to JFK.
Looked at the big board.
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Took the first plane
that went to a warm place.
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Caracas.
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Oh, my God.
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Did you drink
the water?
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Eat salads?
Any raw foods?
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Yup.
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And?
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I also did mescal shooters,
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and snorted cocaine
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from a homosexual
man's stomach.
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Did you have sex?
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No.
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Not with him.
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I had sex with El Gordo.
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He was a large man.
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Oh, my God.
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I never do things like that.
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I should have gone
to visit my sister.
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It was stupid.
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That's why I'm sick,
isn't it?
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Uh...
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it's...possible.
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[groaning]
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Here you are.
Rib eye, medium rare.
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Thank you.
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Some more Pinot Grigio?
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Uh, no.
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I think I will switch
to the Syrah.
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[groaning]
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Sir, are you all right?
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He's drunk.
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See?
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[speaking Chinese]
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[speaking Korean]
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Does anyone
speak Korean?
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Is anyone a doctor?
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Yes.
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I'll go get her.
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What do you want?
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Did you really think
I was gonna leave you
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stuck back here for 18 hours?
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Go on.
Enjoy.
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The Vicodin and the wine.
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I could sleep anywhere.
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Thank you.
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(Chase)
We should put her back
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on the
scopolamine patch.
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She can't wear motion
sickness patches
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for the rest of her life.
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(Cameron)
No, but if it does
relieve her symptoms,
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it'll narrow
down our search.
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Ugh, anything else you two
guys want to agree on?
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You have a problem
with us agreeing?
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(Foreman)
No, I have a problem with
the other thing you're doing
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which makes me question
your motive for agreeing.
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I'll put her back
on the patch.
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What else?
It's got to be
something neurological.
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We should do a CT
and look for a brain tumor.
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It can also be an allergy
or something environmental.
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We should check her home.
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Bit more likely
she got sick in Caracas
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than in New Jersey.
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Right, I forgot there
are no toxins in the U.S.
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I think I'm starting
to feel sorry for House.
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Get a tox screen,
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chem 20, STD panel,
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blood cultures,
then you run a CT,
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and you check her house.
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Please.
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Not funny.
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Wasn't supposed
to be funny "ha ha."
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Fever, headache,
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severe abdominal pain,
and a rash
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all over his lower back.
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It's serious.
It may be contagious.
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Wow.
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We just attended
a symposium on pandemics
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and you run
right into one
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on the flight home.
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Talk about a small world.
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If it's meningococcus,
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half the passengers
on this plane
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could get infected and die
before we reach New York.
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Is someone sick?
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No.
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Someone has a hangover.
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He had a snoot-load
of Bloody Marys before dinner.
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Watch the movie.
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That booze did not
give him the rash.
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It is textbook
meningococcus.
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It's also textbook
allergic reaction
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to pollen, peanuts,
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semen-stained polyester
blanket he's lying on.
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00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:39,315
Mr. Peng's throwing up again.
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We have to turn around.
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What?
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00:10:41,451 --> 00:10:42,953
Why do we have
to turn ar--?
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00:10:42,986 --> 00:10:44,254
We don't.
You misunderstood.
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Dr. Cuddy just meant
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that he might feel
less nauseous
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if he was facing
in a different direction.
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She didn't mean to panic
a planeload of people.
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We're about to head
over the North Pole.
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We don't turn back now,
the next ER's 15 hours away.
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He'll be fine.
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I'm a doctor too.
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You haven't examined him.
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Korean male,
mid-thirties, 5'9,
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160, bald,
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scar on the right
side of his jaw,
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medic alert bracelet
on his left wrist
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indicating that he is allergic
to at least, penicillin.
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Without any way to do an LP,
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or rule out meningococcus,
our only choice
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is to assume the worst.
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Good point.
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00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:17,253
On the other hand, I am
a board certified specialist
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in infectious disease.
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She assigns parking spaces.
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00:11:23,159 --> 00:11:25,361
Please let me know
if he gets any worse.
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[purring]
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Think we should feed the cat?
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Bowl's full.
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If he wants it, he can get it.
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00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:49,452
Cadmium yellow?
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Heavy metal poisoning
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would explain the ataxia
and the seizures.
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00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:54,858
Not unless she was painting
with her tongue.
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00:11:54,891 --> 00:11:56,359
Is Foreman right?
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Did you agree with me
because of our relationship?
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[scoffs]
Relationship?
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00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:02,432
You know what I mean.
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00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:05,268
You mean because of our
lack of a relationship?
259
00:12:05,301 --> 00:12:07,270
I mean because we're having sex.
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Yes, Foreman's right.
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I thought you were completely
wrong about the medicine,
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00:12:12,308 --> 00:12:14,244
but agreed with you anyway,
because I figured
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00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:16,379
then you'd do me
in some old lady's home.
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Then well played.
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Come on, we're supposed
to be looking for toxins.
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We agreed it was
a brain tumor.
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00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,258
What?
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00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,226
[low growling]
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He's watching.
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00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:34,330
Haven't you had
anybody watch before?
271
00:12:39,235 --> 00:12:40,871
[Peng groaning]
272
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,350
Is that guy really sick?
273
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,086
No, he's all better.
274
00:12:56,119 --> 00:12:57,120
I don't believe you.
275
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,024
Look that way.
276
00:13:01,057 --> 00:13:02,225
Why?
277
00:13:02,258 --> 00:13:03,293
Cause you're gonna throw up
278
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:05,361
and I don't want it on me.
279
00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,267
[gagging, coughing]
280
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,241
[passengers groan]
281
00:13:18,274 --> 00:13:20,210
I'll get some towels.
282
00:13:20,243 --> 00:13:21,577
Give her a banana.
283
00:13:21,611 --> 00:13:23,213
Monkey see, monkey barf.
284
00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,414
You smell vomit--
285
00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:31,154
Okay.
286
00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,189
I wasn't expecting that.
287
00:13:40,396 --> 00:13:41,965
I need help.
288
00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,967
Who doesn't?
289
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,969
I need someone to talk to.
290
00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:51,574
Can you say...
291
00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:52,976
"Crikey, mate"?
292
00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:54,477
Crikey, mate.
293
00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:55,545
Perfect.
294
00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:57,080
No matter what I say,
295
00:13:57,113 --> 00:13:58,248
you agree with me, okay?
296
00:13:58,281 --> 00:14:00,050
O-kay.
297
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,952
Nicely done.
298
00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:04,487
You disagree
with everything I say.
299
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,122
Sorry.
300
00:14:06,156 --> 00:14:07,590
Not understanding.
301
00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:08,992
That's close enough.
302
00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:10,326
And you...
303
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,328
get morally outraged
at everything I say.
304
00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:14,064
That's permanent marker,
you know?
305
00:14:14,097 --> 00:14:18,034
Wow. You guys are good.
306
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,003
We are looking
307
00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:23,073
for the simplest way
to explain these symptoms.
308
00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:25,175
[sighs]
309
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,043
Organophosphate poisoning.
310
00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,211
Some international flights
311
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:30,113
spray pesticides.
312
00:14:30,146 --> 00:14:33,016
Uh, could be.
313
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,985
Sorry, English
not so nice.
314
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:35,986
Is this a joke?
315
00:14:36,019 --> 00:14:37,287
Just passed
the halfway mark.
316
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,621
Can't turn around.
317
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:40,290
Nice call.
No worries.
318
00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:42,592
We think it's
pesticide poisoning.
319
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,659
We don't spray
these flights.
320
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:44,560
Dramamine overdose.
321
00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,096
(Cuddy)
Wouldn't explain the fever.
322
00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:47,497
(House)
Jet lag.
323
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,498
Wouldn't explain
the abdominal pain.
324
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:50,266
Deep vein thrombosis.
325
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,734
(Cuddy)
Wouldn't explain the nausea.
326
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,336
Food poisoning.
What was on the menu?
327
00:14:53,369 --> 00:14:54,737
Steak and sea bass
in first class.
328
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,706
Fettuccini and seafood kebabs
in economy.
329
00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:58,541
Since when does food poisoning
cause a rash?
330
00:14:58,574 --> 00:15:00,610
Sea bass, seafood kebabs?
331
00:15:00,643 --> 00:15:01,978
He had the sea bass.
332
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:03,679
Please tell me
she had the kebabs.
333
00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:05,081
I think so.
334
00:15:05,115 --> 00:15:07,683
Ciguatera poisoning.
335
00:15:07,717 --> 00:15:10,253
It's an instant onset toxin.
336
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,089
Symptoms include
'E' all of the above.
337
00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:14,224
It's only found
in certain kinds
338
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:16,526
of tropical game
fish such as...
339
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:17,760
Sea bass?
340
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,030
Make sure you get
a resume from him.
341
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,701
[in a deep voice]
Hello.
342
00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:27,403
Excuse me.
343
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,438
(House over PA)
Ladies and gentlemen,
344
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,706
I have a brief announcement
concerning your meals.
345
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:33,643
If you ate the sea bass
or the seafood kebabs,
346
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:35,445
you have ingested
a dangerous toxin.
347
00:15:35,478 --> 00:15:37,713
However, if you proceed
to the restrooms,
348
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:38,714
both on your left and right
349
00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,350
and in the rear
of the plane
350
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,418
and vomit as soon as possible,
the toxic effect
351
00:15:42,452 --> 00:15:43,586
should be minimal.
352
00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:50,326
Thank you and have
a pleasant flight.
353
00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:54,164
Meningococcus makes
just as much sense.
354
00:15:54,197 --> 00:15:56,132
I know.
355
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,809
What'd you find?
356
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,778
Nothing in her house.
Big waste of time.
357
00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:10,746
Medically.
358
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,248
CT was a complete waste.
359
00:16:12,282 --> 00:16:13,616
She was negative for tumors,
360
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:14,750
her blood was negative
for drugs,
361
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:16,752
heavy metals,
tropical diseases,
362
00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:18,354
food poisoning, and STDs.
363
00:16:18,388 --> 00:16:20,523
Also no sign
of lead poisoning or sepsis.
364
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,458
Apparently,
Venezuelan tattoo parlors
365
00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:24,127
have standards after all.
366
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,761
Good to know.
367
00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:27,597
We sure she's even sick?
368
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,765
Two more seizures
in the last two hours.
369
00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:31,567
Which is slower
than she was having them
370
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,103
before you put
the patch back on.
371
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:36,739
I'm an idiot.
372
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:38,608
She's exposed herself
to so much crap,
373
00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,710
I just assumed
it was a zebra.
374
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:42,745
It's breast cancer.
375
00:16:42,778 --> 00:16:44,380
(Cameron)
Since when is breast cancer
376
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:46,082
treatable
by motion sickness meds?
377
00:16:46,116 --> 00:16:47,083
It's not.
378
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:48,384
But the inflammation caused
379
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:50,153
by the paraneoplastic syndrome
380
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:51,787
caused by the cancer
can be reduced
381
00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:53,523
by anticholinergics.
382
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:02,332
Hey, here you go.
383
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,533
Is he gonna die?
384
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,103
We're doing all we can.
385
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:08,838
We don't know
what's wrong with him yet.
386
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:10,506
Am I gonna die?
387
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,708
No.
Here, chew on these.
388
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,254
Good news is all the pilots
are red meat men.
389
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:25,688
Although I was kind
of looking forward
390
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:27,857
to landing this puppy myself.
391
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,292
Peng's getting worse.
392
00:17:29,325 --> 00:17:31,261
Ow. That makes sense.
393
00:17:31,294 --> 00:17:33,163
First class
ate before coach.
394
00:17:33,196 --> 00:17:35,731
He digested more of his food
before he threw up.
395
00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,367
Or you're wrong
and we're gonna start seeing
396
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,901
neurological symptoms soon.
397
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,737
Seizures, paralysis,
ataxia.
398
00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:45,841
We're not gonna
see ataxia.
399
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,277
You're so sure you're right.
400
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,212
No, it's just hard
to show clumsiness
401
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:52,348
when you're lying moaning
in the fetal position.
402
00:17:52,382 --> 00:17:53,449
[moaning]
403
00:17:53,483 --> 00:17:55,418
[sighs]
404
00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,721
Hey!
Sss--
405
00:17:58,754 --> 00:17:59,855
Stand up!
406
00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,692
Nobody speak
Korean on this flight?
407
00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:04,227
I assumed you did.
408
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,396
I know how to ask him
if his sister's over 18.
409
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:08,298
I don't think that's gonna help.
Hey!
410
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:09,799
Stand up!
411
00:18:09,832 --> 00:18:11,301
Stand up.
412
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:15,805
Don't play the cripple
card with me.
413
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,893
Oh, hi.
414
00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:39,595
I'm leaving.
415
00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:40,896
Work.
416
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,565
Oh, okay.
417
00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:43,566
Important client.
418
00:18:43,599 --> 00:18:44,834
Sure.
419
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:51,774
Um, listen...
420
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:56,946
are you close?
421
00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,814
Why?
422
00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,719
She needs a mammogram.
423
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,422
Oh, God.
424
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:08,858
I know I'm throwing
a lot at you.
425
00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:10,760
She just has no family
in town.
426
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:15,265
And I really think she could use
a friend right now.
427
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:23,839
[machinery buzzes]
428
00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:25,675
[breathes painfully]
429
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,910
Okay, put your hand here.
430
00:19:31,847 --> 00:19:34,917
You don't have to stay.
431
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:37,353
No, it's...no problem.
432
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:38,988
But why?
433
00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:42,758
You don't even know me.
434
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,860
You gotta be scared.
435
00:19:46,762 --> 00:19:48,831
I almost hope
it's breast cancer.
436
00:19:48,864 --> 00:19:49,832
No.
437
00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:50,633
Then it wouldn't
be my fault.
438
00:19:50,666 --> 00:19:53,703
Whatever it is,
it's not your fault.
439
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,738
That's not true.
440
00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:58,341
You can control things.
441
00:19:58,374 --> 00:19:59,742
Not everything.
442
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:02,345
But you don't have
to take stupid risks.
443
00:20:02,378 --> 00:20:03,879
I was being an idiot.
444
00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:04,847
You were having fun.
445
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,782
[scoffs]
446
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:09,885
You have regrets?
447
00:20:11,387 --> 00:20:12,688
Yeah.
448
00:20:12,722 --> 00:20:13,823
[both chuckle]
449
00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:15,625
(Cameron)
Robin.
450
00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:27,703
[over PA]
Hold still.
451
00:20:32,908 --> 00:20:34,043
Good.
452
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:37,747
Okay, we're gonna get
just one more.
453
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,715
Sorry, I know it hurts.
454
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:41,016
It's not that.
455
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,052
[afraid]
It's my eye.
456
00:20:44,454 --> 00:20:46,522
My right eye, I--
457
00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:47,957
I can't see.
458
00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:52,862
(House)
It's definitely ataxia.
459
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:54,330
It's definitely a rash.
460
00:20:54,364 --> 00:20:56,065
You want to look at it
for five more minutes
461
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,800
before concluding it's
also definitely a leg.
462
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,402
Thin leg.
It's been in a cast.
463
00:20:59,435 --> 00:21:00,603
So?
464
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,771
So it could be
radiation poisoning.
465
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,105
From a broken leg?
466
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,640
From the X-rays they took of it.
467
00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:06,008
He could break every bone
in his body
468
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:07,042
and still not
have enough X-rays
469
00:21:07,076 --> 00:21:08,411
to cause
radiation sickness.
470
00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:09,612
Unless those X-rays
471
00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,747
were performed
in "Wankoff", North Korea
472
00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:13,416
by a third-grade dropout
473
00:21:13,449 --> 00:21:14,249
with a 50-year-old imager.
474
00:21:14,283 --> 00:21:15,785
Which accounts
for the absence of fur.
475
00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:17,853
Radiation poisoning accounts
for all the symptoms.
476
00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:18,854
(sick girl)
I have hair.
477
00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:20,656
I haven't had an X-ray
478
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:21,924
since I got
my teeth whitened.
479
00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:24,126
You're pregnant.
480
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,628
I'm what?
481
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,830
Explains the nausea,
abdominal pains, fever.
482
00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:31,467
And why you're stuffing
your 36Cs into a 34B bra.
483
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:32,935
(Cuddy)
And her rash?
484
00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,770
PUPPS.
A common pregnancy rash.
485
00:21:34,804 --> 00:21:36,105
I can't be pregnant.
486
00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:37,106
You a virgin?
487
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:38,107
No, but--
488
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,509
You're pregnant.
489
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:41,477
Mazel tov.
Let's get him into the chair.
490
00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:45,715
Two different diagnoses.
491
00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:47,149
I thought you didn't
believe in coincidences.
492
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,018
I believe in statistics.
493
00:21:49,051 --> 00:21:51,887
200 passengers on the plane.
494
00:21:51,921 --> 00:21:53,689
10 should be gay,
495
00:21:53,723 --> 00:21:55,425
two should be with child,
496
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:56,826
and one should be
incredibly annoying
497
00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,060
with an extra
ass chromosome.
498
00:21:58,093 --> 00:21:59,128
House.
499
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,564
Get him some iodized salt
to protect his thyroid.
500
00:22:01,597 --> 00:22:03,999
I'm going back--
House.
501
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,100
[panting]
502
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:07,136
[weakly]
You're wrong.
503
00:22:25,455 --> 00:22:26,889
(Cuddy)
I said we should've
turned back.
504
00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:28,624
You should have listened
to me.
505
00:22:28,658 --> 00:22:29,959
Now we're eight miles
over the Arctic--
506
00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:31,694
I'm trying to listen
to you now,
507
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,095
so shut up.
508
00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:37,633
Heart's fine.
509
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:40,936
Breasts are firm.
510
00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:42,572
(flight attendant)
Is it contagious?
511
00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:43,739
A lot of the passengers
are scared.
512
00:22:43,773 --> 00:22:45,641
Tell them there's
nothing to worry about.
513
00:22:45,675 --> 00:22:46,809
Is there something
to worry about?
514
00:22:46,842 --> 00:22:49,712
Yeah.
515
00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:51,547
Tell them there's nothing
to worry about.
516
00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:53,148
Get me a flash light.
517
00:22:57,587 --> 00:22:59,522
Cover your left eye
with this.
518
00:23:08,564 --> 00:23:09,799
Mm--
519
00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:10,933
Photophobia!
520
00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:13,135
Symptom of meningitis.
521
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,604
We need antibiotics.
522
00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:16,572
I'll call down to the pharmacy.
523
00:23:16,606 --> 00:23:19,174
[inhales]
524
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,844
You're creeping me out.
525
00:23:21,877 --> 00:23:23,813
Then get me a lab.
526
00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:25,915
Pseudomonas smell yeasty.
527
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:27,483
Staph smells musty.
528
00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:31,253
[sniffing]
Some liver diseases smell
of ammonia.
529
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,523
House, I'm not in heat.
530
00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:35,525
Citrusy on the nose,
531
00:23:35,558 --> 00:23:37,693
with a blush
of toasted coconut.
532
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,499
[gasps]
533
00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:51,641
I need to get a better look
at your rash.
534
00:23:51,674 --> 00:23:52,808
Use your imagination.
535
00:23:52,842 --> 00:23:54,810
Fine, shall I go
with lifeguard Cuddy
536
00:23:54,844 --> 00:23:57,212
or Mother Superior Cuddy?
537
00:23:57,246 --> 00:23:59,849
Three more passengers
are sick.
538
00:23:59,882 --> 00:24:01,150
If we don't get drugs,
539
00:24:01,183 --> 00:24:03,018
we're gonna have a lot
of dead passengers.
540
00:24:10,693 --> 00:24:12,061
Blindness in her right eye
541
00:24:12,094 --> 00:24:13,629
indicates it's not
breast cancer.
542
00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:14,964
It's likely neurological.
543
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:16,566
I just met her today.
544
00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:21,136
Huh.
545
00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:29,845
You should go.
546
00:24:29,879 --> 00:24:31,547
She needs someone here.
547
00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:32,815
That's not your job.
548
00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:58,540
Please let me know
that she's okay.
549
00:25:05,748 --> 00:25:06,716
It's just sex.
550
00:25:06,749 --> 00:25:08,651
There's no such thing.
551
00:25:08,684 --> 00:25:10,352
Other eye.
552
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:11,787
(Cameron)
Are you saying
women can't separate
553
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:13,188
the physical
from the emotional?
554
00:25:13,222 --> 00:25:15,591
No one does it well.
Women do it worse.
555
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,391
You just want us to stop,
556
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:17,760
because you think
it's affecting--
557
00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:20,630
Me. Yeah.
558
00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:22,331
[beeping]
559
00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:23,899
Polyspikes
over 01 and 02.
560
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:25,200
That's her left eye.
561
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,769
Burst suppression
562
00:25:26,802 --> 00:25:27,803
on every lead.
563
00:25:30,806 --> 00:25:32,642
Fran?
564
00:25:35,845 --> 00:25:37,613
She's comatose.
565
00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:41,951
(House)
Nothing...
[sighs]
566
00:25:41,984 --> 00:25:44,654
nothing...
567
00:25:44,687 --> 00:25:45,955
nothing.
568
00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:48,323
Come on, nobody has no meds.
569
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:52,662
Excuse me.
570
00:25:52,695 --> 00:25:53,863
Open your mouth.
571
00:25:56,198 --> 00:25:57,299
Where is the acyclovir?
572
00:25:57,332 --> 00:25:58,668
I'm not on any meds.
573
00:25:58,701 --> 00:25:59,769
Well, you'd better get some.
574
00:25:59,802 --> 00:26:01,203
You've got herpes.
575
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,315
Oh, what do you know?
He's got some.
576
00:26:13,348 --> 00:26:16,185
This must be
your lucky day.
577
00:26:16,218 --> 00:26:17,820
This is for real!
578
00:26:17,853 --> 00:26:19,188
People are sick.
579
00:26:19,221 --> 00:26:21,691
Some of us will be
deplaning in body bags
580
00:26:21,724 --> 00:26:23,292
unless you cough up.
581
00:26:23,325 --> 00:26:26,762
Thank you...thank you.
582
00:26:26,796 --> 00:26:30,700
Thank you.
583
00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:32,367
God bless you.
584
00:26:32,401 --> 00:26:33,435
(Foreman)
Her brain is shutting down
585
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,370
because of intercranial
pressure.
586
00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:36,706
Or her nerves are dying.
587
00:26:36,739 --> 00:26:37,807
Because
of the increased pressure.
588
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,441
She has a bleed in her brain.
589
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,410
You said the CT showed--
No tumors.
590
00:26:41,443 --> 00:26:43,412
But if she has an AVM leading
to a cerebral hemorrhage,
591
00:26:43,445 --> 00:26:44,680
we could have missed it.
592
00:26:44,714 --> 00:26:46,115
She needs a burr hole
to relieve--
593
00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:47,316
You want to drill
594
00:26:47,349 --> 00:26:48,918
in her brain because
of an invisible bleed
595
00:26:48,951 --> 00:26:50,052
the CT couldn't see?
596
00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:51,353
We should do
an LP to confirm
597
00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:53,355
the presence
of red blood cells.
598
00:26:53,388 --> 00:26:55,290
And her brain herniates
and then she dies.
599
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,926
Right, better to kill her
in the OR.
600
00:26:56,959 --> 00:26:58,393
Chase, what do you think?
601
00:26:58,427 --> 00:26:59,729
Here's a cliffhanger.
602
00:27:01,363 --> 00:27:03,465
I think it'd help
to know what she has
603
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,367
before we start digging
into her brain.
604
00:27:07,469 --> 00:27:09,338
Might be better
to play it safe to start.
605
00:27:09,371 --> 00:27:11,306
Do an LP.
606
00:27:12,842 --> 00:27:14,409
Sex better be damn good.
607
00:27:22,217 --> 00:27:23,385
Lotta apples,
608
00:27:23,418 --> 00:27:25,487
not many candy bars.
609
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,222
Any antibiotics?
610
00:27:27,256 --> 00:27:29,391
Three caps of augmentin.
611
00:27:29,424 --> 00:27:31,894
There are six patients.
612
00:27:31,927 --> 00:27:34,163
Give them to Peng.
613
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,931
He's allergic to penicillin.
614
00:27:35,965 --> 00:27:37,967
The first aid kit
has two epi pens.
615
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,268
(House)
If he has a severe reaction,
616
00:27:39,301 --> 00:27:40,335
ten epi pens
won't save him,
617
00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:41,336
you take the pills.
618
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,772
He's worse.
619
00:27:42,805 --> 00:27:44,373
He's a guy who doesn't
speak English.
620
00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:45,908
Give him the meds.
621
00:27:45,941 --> 00:27:48,077
If it's not meningitis,
we're risking his life
622
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,411
and flushing meds
down the toilet.
623
00:27:49,444 --> 00:27:51,313
Then do an LP on him.
624
00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:53,048
If it's clear, you win.
625
00:27:53,082 --> 00:27:54,049
If it's cloudy,
626
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:57,920
he gets the augmentin
and we risk a reaction.
627
00:27:57,953 --> 00:28:00,289
Sounds like a plan.
628
00:28:00,322 --> 00:28:02,758
Oh, except for the part where
we don't have an LP needle.
629
00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:04,093
Oh, and the shaking
of the plane
630
00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:05,928
means I'll probably
pierce his spinal cord
631
00:28:05,961 --> 00:28:07,362
and cripple him for life,
632
00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:10,365
but, I mean, it totally
sounds like a plan.
633
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:11,867
You're right.
634
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:16,305
Let him die.
Give me the meds.
635
00:28:19,441 --> 00:28:22,377
[suspenseful music]
636
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:30,419
*
637
00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:38,587
Got it.
638
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:40,923
Damn.
639
00:29:40,956 --> 00:29:42,157
What is it?
640
00:29:42,191 --> 00:29:43,492
Shut up.
641
00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:44,293
Don't get hysterical.
642
00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,195
Just tell me
what the hell it is.
643
00:29:46,228 --> 00:29:48,330
House!
644
00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,465
We should have turned back.
645
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:52,167
We should have turned back!
646
00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:55,237
House!
647
00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:58,373
[suspenseful music]
648
00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:00,409
*
649
00:30:00,442 --> 00:30:01,510
Hold this.
650
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:10,452
Ladies and gentlemen,
651
00:30:10,485 --> 00:30:12,922
we have a passenger
with a confirmed case
652
00:30:12,955 --> 00:30:14,556
of bacterial meningitis.
653
00:30:14,589 --> 00:30:16,558
And even if we land
as soon as possible,
654
00:30:16,591 --> 00:30:19,361
the passenger
will not survive.
655
00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:21,430
It's very likely
that some of you
656
00:30:21,463 --> 00:30:23,999
have been infected as well.
657
00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:25,467
As soon as you start
feeling symptoms,
658
00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,369
we need to isolate you
in the first class cabin.
659
00:30:27,402 --> 00:30:30,339
Fever, rash, nausea,
660
00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:33,508
and in the late stages...
661
00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:36,178
tremor in the left hand.
662
00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,479
[man speaks in Chinese]
663
00:30:37,512 --> 00:30:38,447
I have that.
664
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,582
Oh, God.
665
00:30:40,615 --> 00:30:42,417
No!
666
00:30:44,486 --> 00:30:46,555
What do we do?
667
00:30:46,588 --> 00:30:49,024
Break out the bubbly.
668
00:30:49,058 --> 00:30:51,193
Yo! Listen up!
669
00:30:53,428 --> 00:30:54,930
Bad news is
670
00:30:54,964 --> 00:30:56,165
you have an illness.
671
00:30:56,198 --> 00:30:59,134
The good news is,
it's not meningitis.
672
00:30:59,168 --> 00:31:01,436
It's not fatal.
673
00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:03,205
It's just embarrassing.
674
00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:04,406
It's conversion disorder.
675
00:31:04,439 --> 00:31:05,574
Or commonly known
676
00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:08,143
as mass hysteria.
677
00:31:08,177 --> 00:31:11,080
It happens often
in high anxiety situations,
678
00:31:11,113 --> 00:31:12,314
especially to women.
679
00:31:12,347 --> 00:31:13,482
I know it sounds sexist,
680
00:31:13,515 --> 00:31:15,084
but science says
you're weak and soft,
681
00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:16,285
what can I do?
682
00:31:16,318 --> 00:31:18,287
(Cuddy)
House, you're wrong.
683
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,621
Look at my hand.
684
00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:22,591
Yeah, look at her hand.
Shaking left hand.
685
00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:23,725
What is that a symptom of?
686
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,160
Not meningitis.
687
00:31:25,194 --> 00:31:26,561
It's basically
a symptom of nothing.
688
00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:28,397
She put the idea
into their heads
689
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:29,431
and watched it happen.
690
00:31:29,464 --> 00:31:31,300
Same thing
that Peng cruelly did
691
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,534
with the puking and the rash.
692
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:33,635
The rash is in my head?
693
00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:35,470
Your mind controls your body.
694
00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:36,972
It thinks you're sick,
695
00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:38,340
it makes you sick.
696
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:44,213
If--If you'll all
just calm down,
697
00:31:44,246 --> 00:31:46,415
your symptoms
will soon go away.
698
00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,984
And to facilitate this process,
your flight crew
699
00:31:49,018 --> 00:31:49,751
will move
through the cabin
700
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:52,387
with a complimentary
bar service.
701
00:31:52,421 --> 00:31:54,623
Thank you and, as always,
702
00:31:54,656 --> 00:31:56,725
have a pleasant flight.
703
00:32:03,498 --> 00:32:05,200
Still feel like puking?
704
00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:06,568
No.
705
00:32:10,139 --> 00:32:11,673
[sighs]
706
00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:19,248
How did you know?
707
00:32:19,281 --> 00:32:21,416
LP was negative.
708
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:23,218
I came up
with an alternate theory
709
00:32:23,252 --> 00:32:24,686
and I tested it.
710
00:32:24,719 --> 00:32:27,122
Couldn't have done it
without you.
711
00:32:27,156 --> 00:32:29,524
Rage is a symptom
of mass hysteria.
712
00:32:29,558 --> 00:32:31,526
Just one more
thing to clean up.
713
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,429
Peng set off the mass hysteria.
714
00:32:34,463 --> 00:32:36,698
What set off Peng?
715
00:32:39,201 --> 00:32:40,702
He really is dying.
716
00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:43,738
Yeah. And I haven't
the faintest idea why.
717
00:32:54,483 --> 00:32:55,784
What's extension pastoring?
718
00:32:55,817 --> 00:32:58,353
It's when you're molested
by a priest's cousin.
719
00:33:01,656 --> 00:33:04,059
Do we really need
these three?
720
00:33:04,093 --> 00:33:06,061
Worried they'll
make you look bad?
721
00:33:06,095 --> 00:33:08,563
Could be symptomatic
of head trauma.
722
00:33:08,597 --> 00:33:12,167
Cerebral infarction
or intercranial hemorrhage.
723
00:33:12,201 --> 00:33:13,268
Thoughts?
724
00:33:13,302 --> 00:33:14,436
How long till we land?
725
00:33:14,469 --> 00:33:16,071
Too long to wait.
726
00:33:16,105 --> 00:33:17,706
His head's as smooth
as a baby's bottom.
727
00:33:17,739 --> 00:33:20,375
No bumps, so I think we
can rule out head trauma.
728
00:33:20,409 --> 00:33:21,576
So you gotta choose
between what's left.
729
00:33:21,610 --> 00:33:22,611
Clog or a leak?
730
00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:24,779
Uh, you're talking
of toilet?
731
00:33:24,813 --> 00:33:25,847
House.
732
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,450
Is this actually helpful?
733
00:33:28,483 --> 00:33:30,185
Not so far.
734
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,255
What about
syphilis?
735
00:33:33,288 --> 00:33:36,091
First of all, he apparently
speaks a language
736
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,559
that no one else speaks.
737
00:33:37,592 --> 00:33:39,361
Which makes talking up
the ladies a little rough.
738
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:40,629
We're flying out of Singapore.
739
00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:42,197
If he has a credit card
and a condom,
740
00:33:42,231 --> 00:33:43,632
he can get anything he wants.
741
00:33:43,665 --> 00:33:44,666
Ew.
742
00:33:46,535 --> 00:33:48,603
What?
743
00:33:48,637 --> 00:33:50,439
Condoms.
744
00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:56,878
He has focal limb paralysis.
745
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,448
His legs got paralyzed
by a condom?
746
00:33:59,481 --> 00:34:00,849
No, by cocaine
747
00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,417
that was inside
the condom,
748
00:34:02,451 --> 00:34:04,619
and is now spreading
through his digestive tract.
749
00:34:04,653 --> 00:34:05,854
Ew.
750
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:07,622
You think he's a mule.
751
00:34:07,656 --> 00:34:09,424
I think he's a jackass.
752
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,326
We're gonna have to operate.
753
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,627
Cool.
754
00:34:33,615 --> 00:34:34,583
They're gonna kill her.
755
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:35,584
We were wrong.
756
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:37,452
Which means
Foreman was right.
757
00:34:38,487 --> 00:34:40,422
Maybe Foreman's right
about us too.
758
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:42,424
Maybe we should
just stop all this.
759
00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:43,658
I mean, if it's
affecting our jobs.
760
00:34:43,692 --> 00:34:45,460
It's not affecting our jobs.
761
00:34:45,494 --> 00:34:47,596
We had sex
in a patient's bedroom.
762
00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:49,798
A bedroom we were examining
for toxins.
763
00:34:49,831 --> 00:34:51,833
Yeah, our judgment's right
on the mark.
764
00:34:51,866 --> 00:34:53,602
All right, no more sex
at patient's homes.
765
00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:55,204
No more sex
with cats watching.
766
00:34:55,237 --> 00:34:56,805
Anywhere else you want
to cross off the list?
767
00:34:57,806 --> 00:34:59,341
The bowl.
768
00:34:59,374 --> 00:35:00,642
What?
769
00:35:02,411 --> 00:35:03,612
Has she eaten
since she's been here?
770
00:35:03,645 --> 00:35:05,580
She's been sick
since she's been here.
771
00:35:05,614 --> 00:35:06,481
What if it's a symptom?
772
00:35:06,515 --> 00:35:09,451
Why would you think--
The bowl was full.
773
00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,753
[suspenseful music]
774
00:35:11,786 --> 00:35:19,561
*
775
00:35:20,695 --> 00:35:22,364
(House)
You're gonna need
to hold him down.
776
00:35:22,397 --> 00:35:23,632
He's not gonna like this.
777
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,769
Do you really think
he's a mule?
778
00:35:27,802 --> 00:35:29,538
It fits the symptoms.
779
00:35:29,571 --> 00:35:31,373
[groaning]
780
00:35:31,406 --> 00:35:33,242
You sure he's not contagious?
781
00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:34,409
Pretty much.
782
00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:35,477
Can't be
"pretty much" sure.
783
00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:36,645
It means you're not sure.
784
00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:38,580
Oh, aren't you clever?
785
00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:45,920
Well, I know you're
"pretty much" unconscious,
786
00:35:45,954 --> 00:35:47,556
but as it's been
pointed out to me,
787
00:35:47,589 --> 00:35:49,624
"pretty much"
doesn't mean squat.
788
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:52,961
[gurgling]
789
00:35:52,994 --> 00:35:55,964
[suspenseful music]
790
00:35:55,997 --> 00:36:04,205
*
791
00:36:55,624 --> 00:36:56,691
Okay, hold him tight.
792
00:36:58,527 --> 00:37:00,529
The faster we do this,
793
00:37:00,562 --> 00:37:02,331
the less likely
he is to die of shock.
794
00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,707
Tighter.
795
00:37:21,683 --> 00:37:22,651
Sorry.
796
00:37:22,684 --> 00:37:24,486
Do that again.
797
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:26,621
Ease off, then press down.
798
00:37:28,056 --> 00:37:29,758
[moans painfully]
799
00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:43,472
[Peng sighs relieved]
800
00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:45,507
[moans in pain]
801
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,576
[stops moaning]
802
00:37:47,609 --> 00:37:50,679
Pressure on his joints
relieves his pain.
803
00:37:50,712 --> 00:37:51,680
Okay.
804
00:37:51,713 --> 00:37:54,483
Wrong again.
805
00:37:54,516 --> 00:37:55,917
Where's his wallet?
806
00:38:59,581 --> 00:39:01,916
SCUBA certification card.
807
00:39:04,018 --> 00:39:06,588
Big deal.
I have one of these.
808
00:39:06,621 --> 00:39:07,656
Yeah.
809
00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:08,957
Do you also
have a receipt
810
00:39:08,990 --> 00:39:12,093
from Tekong's scuba
rental dated yesterday?
811
00:39:13,528 --> 00:39:15,163
Tell the captain to drop
as low as he can
812
00:39:15,196 --> 00:39:16,798
under 5,000 feet.
813
00:39:16,831 --> 00:39:18,032
We're at 38,000.
814
00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:19,601
We can't--
Peng's got the bends.
815
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:20,535
He went diving yesterday,
816
00:39:20,569 --> 00:39:22,704
and like an idiot,
he surfaced too quickly.
817
00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:25,006
And like a bigger idiot,
he boarded a flight
818
00:39:25,039 --> 00:39:27,609
which is pressurized
to 8,000 feet above sea level.
819
00:39:27,642 --> 00:39:28,843
Low pressure
is killing him.
820
00:39:28,877 --> 00:39:29,911
Tell the pilot to dive
821
00:39:29,944 --> 00:39:33,181
until we can club
baby seals out of the window.
822
00:39:33,214 --> 00:39:34,749
And get him some oxygen.
823
00:39:47,028 --> 00:39:48,597
Fifty years ago,
it was one estate.
824
00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:50,532
The two homes shared
an electrical system.
825
00:39:50,565 --> 00:39:53,101
Unfortunately the exterminator
didn't know that,
826
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:54,636
so when they
fumigated next door,
827
00:39:54,669 --> 00:39:56,104
the poison gas flowed
through the old pipe
828
00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:57,205
and into your house.
829
00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:59,007
(Wilson)
The scopolamine
patch was masking
830
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,642
the effects of the poison.
831
00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:02,544
You'll have to stay here
for a few more days,
832
00:40:02,577 --> 00:40:04,713
but after that
you should be fine.
833
00:40:06,548 --> 00:40:08,817
I'm sorry about your cat.
834
00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:10,852
And your hair.
835
00:40:10,885 --> 00:40:16,057
For 12 years, Harrington
never left the property.
836
00:40:17,726 --> 00:40:21,596
I thought I was being
punished for going away,
837
00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:24,899
but really...
838
00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:29,604
I was being punished
for coming home.
839
00:40:44,185 --> 00:40:46,621
(stewardess)
Have a safe trip home.
840
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,122
[exhales]
841
00:40:53,595 --> 00:40:54,696
Thank you.
842
00:40:54,729 --> 00:40:56,565
I saved your life.
You owe me.
843
00:40:56,598 --> 00:40:57,699
I wasn't sick.
844
00:40:57,732 --> 00:40:59,033
But you didn't know that.
845
00:40:59,067 --> 00:41:00,168
You owe me.
846
00:41:00,201 --> 00:41:02,003
I know it now.
847
00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:03,738
Your mind convinced your body
848
00:41:03,772 --> 00:41:06,207
to get a rash,
photophobia, and vomit.
849
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,042
How do you know it
wouldn't have shut down
850
00:41:08,076 --> 00:41:10,044
your cold, cold heart next?
851
00:41:12,681 --> 00:41:14,783
I don't owe you.
852
00:41:17,285 --> 00:41:19,854
You're mean.
853
00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:22,624
That's how I compensate
for being weak...
854
00:41:22,657 --> 00:41:24,258
and soft.
855
00:41:24,292 --> 00:41:26,995
[A Fine Frenzy's
Hope for the Hopeless]
856
00:41:27,028 --> 00:41:28,830
*
857
00:41:28,863 --> 00:41:30,331
I just wanted
to say thank you.
858
00:41:30,364 --> 00:41:32,066
(House)
You're extremely welcome.
859
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,803
And I'm in New York
every Monday.
860
00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:36,605
Are you handicap
accessible?
861
00:41:36,638 --> 00:41:37,772
[flight attendant laughs]
862
00:41:37,806 --> 00:41:44,979
* Stitch in your knitted brow
863
00:41:45,013 --> 00:41:48,282
* And you don't know how
864
00:41:48,316 --> 00:41:50,719
Hi, Robin?
865
00:41:50,752 --> 00:41:53,588
This is, um, uh,
866
00:41:53,622 --> 00:41:56,124
Dr. Wilson, F-Fran's doctor.
867
00:41:56,157 --> 00:41:59,861
James.
868
00:41:59,894 --> 00:42:01,596
It was a toxin.
869
00:42:01,630 --> 00:42:03,832
We caught it on time
and she's gonna be fine.
870
00:42:04,966 --> 00:42:06,801
Yeah, it is.
871
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:10,939
Uh...
872
00:42:10,972 --> 00:42:12,674
listen, I was just wondering
873
00:42:12,707 --> 00:42:16,210
if you were coming back
in again to visit.
874
00:42:18,346 --> 00:42:19,948
Nice catch.
Thanks.
875
00:42:19,981 --> 00:42:21,683
Think even House
would be impressed.
876
00:42:21,716 --> 00:42:23,284
I don't know about that.
877
00:42:23,317 --> 00:42:25,353
Any idea how you
want to celebrate?
878
00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:28,857
What?
879
00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:31,392
I want more.
880
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:34,395
I thought you were getting
a little worn out, but--
881
00:42:34,428 --> 00:42:36,030
That's not what I meant.
882
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:39,033
I know.
883
00:42:39,067 --> 00:42:40,635
I was just hoping
you'd take the hint
884
00:42:40,669 --> 00:42:42,136
and pretend
you never said that.
885
00:42:43,337 --> 00:42:45,874
I want this to be
more than it is.
886
00:42:45,907 --> 00:42:47,208
I thought we were clear.
887
00:42:47,241 --> 00:42:50,144
In the beginning,
but you can't tell me you--
888
00:42:50,178 --> 00:42:51,846
Yes, I can.
889
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,347
And I don't.
890
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,652
It was...fun.
891
00:42:57,686 --> 00:42:58,619
That's it.
892
00:43:02,423 --> 00:43:04,926
And now it's over.
893
00:43:04,959 --> 00:43:07,962
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