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What's this?
Whoa!
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Hold your horses!
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[ Man ]
Help! Help!
Let me out, please!
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I can't breathe!
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Oh, for the love of mercy!
Somebody, get me out of here!
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[ Panting ]
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Oh, that's better.
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- What?
- Yodel-ay-he-hoo!
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[ Screaming ]
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Ha!
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[ Shouting ]
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[ Moaning ]
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The old Delphi carnival trick
works every time.
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[ Chuckles ]
And, oh, those carny women.
[ Chuckles ]
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Let's see here--
gowns, shoes,
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a couple of lousy dinars
on the black market.
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Not much profit in here.
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"Royal ball--" "Antioch"?
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[ Chuckling ]
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Now this is priceless.
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d
[ Woman ]
dd Don't mean to be indelicate d
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dd But I don't want
your etiquette dd
[ Wolf Whistle ]
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All right!
Lookin' good!
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dd If you think
I'm just too crass dd
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dd Then you can kiss
my sassafras dd
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Yeah!
dd Let's have
a ball tonight dd
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dd Doing wrong
can feel so right dd
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dd Take my advice
and you'll be free dd
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dd Come on
Have a ball with me dd
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dd Come on
Have a ball with me dd
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dd Come on
Have a ball with me dddd
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[ Whistling ]
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[ High-pitched ]
Thank you! Thank you!
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I warmed 'em up for you.
Thanks, Cupcake.
Tough act to follow.
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Autolycus.
Hello, Cupcake.
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You don't seem
very thrilled to see me.
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Well, it's just that I didn't
expect to ever see you again.
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I know. The truth is,
I felt pretty bad about
what happened between us,
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and ever since that time,
I've been looking for a way
to make it up to you.
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And guess what.
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I've got a proposal
for you.
You do?
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How would you like
to be a princess?
A princess?
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What's the catch?
No, not "what's the catch?"
Who's the catch?
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And he's the Prince
of Antioch.
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Oh, yeah, like that'll happen.
And I thought you came here
because you cared about me.
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I did, and I do.
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You see,
the prince can't become
a king without a queen.
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Hmm, so what do you do?
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You throw a royal ball and
you invite all the beautiful
princesses from around the land.
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And you, my sweet,
are going.
I might just tag along.
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"The Prince of Antioch."
Oh, hey, he's the guy
who owns that famous sapphire.
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Really?
Say, where's the romance?
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Is that all
you can think of--
a man's jewels?
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Hey! This says
"princesses only."
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And I'm not a princess.
Not yet.
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[ Neighing ]
[ Man ] The Prince
of Antioch is a monster!
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Now calm down.
No man loved peace
more than King Stephan.
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- Why would the son turn out
so unlike the father?
- Ambition, power, greed.
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Take your pick.
Two of my villages have been
burned to the ground.
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- That's pretty convincing.
- I'll see him in Tartarus
before he takes my kingdom.
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- That's why I asked you here.
- [ Scoffs ]
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Sorry, King Georgas.
I won't help you start a war.
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But give us the chance
to prevent one.
You're too late.
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The village of Perthia on
the border, do you know it?
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Yeah, that's half-Carpathian
and half-Antioch, peacefully
coexisting with each other.
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Not anymore.
The town is set to erupt.
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Prepare for battle!
[ Soldier ]
Yes, sire!
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[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,
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a time of myth and legend,
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when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,
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and they plagued mankind
with suffering.
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Only one man dared
to challenge their power--
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Hercules.
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Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,
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a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.
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He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,
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the all-powerful
queen of the gods.
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But wherever
there was evil,
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wherever an innocent
would suffer,
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there would be... Hercules.
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- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]
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Hail!
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We'll divide our forces
at Perthia, one in the north,
one in the south.
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Don't you realize that hundreds
of your people will die?
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Maybe thousands.
Is that what you want?
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Look, you asked for my help.
All I need is two days
to sort this out.
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Oh, come on.
You owe your people that much.
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All right, Hercules, but how
will you save Perthia?
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No! No!
A thousand times, no!
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Now that's only three,
unless my abacus is off.
[ Groans ]
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Oh, did I mention
you get your own castle...
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with beautiful twin turrets?
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[ Sighs ]
Whoo.
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Say, what's with
all the scrolls?
Aw, geez!
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I'm studyin',
preparin' for the future,
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'cause a dancer's life
is short.
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Exactly. You gotta get
a second career.
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Otherwise, you're gonna wind up
in the old show folks' home
with the Minotaur man,
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the bearded lady
and the human prune.
But why are you doing this?
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Well, gee, Cupcake,
I just wanna see you happy.
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And how much happier can you be
than living the life
of a princess, huh?
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Yes, that's my reward
in all this,
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that and a certain sapphire.
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But it's deception.
Oh, I don't know about that.
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Think of it
as playing another part--
your greatest challenge ever.
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But princesses have tutors
and private schooling...
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and silk underwear.
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Oh, Cupcake, you don't
have to be intelligent,
just act it.
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And I'll work
on the underwear.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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This is an Antioch well!
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Go drink from that
horse trough, Carpathian.
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There's no water for you
or your kind here!
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Fine, but remember
that bakery over there
is a Carpathian bakery!
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There's no bread
for you here!
Bakery?
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Not a moment too soon.
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What bakery?
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-[ Man ] Fire, fire!
- Yeah, and maybe
a moment too late.
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Go back to Carpathia!
We don't want you here!
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And we don't want
your kind here either!
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Break it up!
Break it up! Hey! Enough!
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Hey! Hey! Get him!
[ All Shouting ]
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[ All ]
Whoa!
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That's enough!
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[ Man ]
Who said that?
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Better.
Now who started this?
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- [ All ]
He did!
- [ Groans ]
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All right, um, say it again.
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Aw, gee, do I have to?
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Don't hunch
your shoulders like that.
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I want a nice straight back,
head erect...
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with a smile that says,
"I'm trapped overnight
in a candy store."
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[ Clears Throat ]
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[ Lowers Voice ]
An angry Ares often
errs "irrevocabably"--
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"irrevaculably"---
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"irrecolulably"?
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Oh, yeah, like I'm ever gonna
use that in a conversation.
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It's just a drill.
Don't jiggle.
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Well, that I can't help.
No, but I can.
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Oh!
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[ Gasps ]
I'm talking about these,
not those.
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Those can move at will.
Oh, that feels nice.
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Hey, but don't get
too used to it.
If your plan works,
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we won't see
each other anymore.
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That's true, Cupcake.
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But sometimes you've gotta lose
something you treasure
for a greater gain.
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Oh, that's profound
and so selfless.
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I know.
I barely have any self left.
[ Sighs ]
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[ All Arguing ]
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What's your problem?
There's nothing to do with it!
Come on, man!
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All right, all right!
One at a time!
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00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,715
Any luck?
No, we searched
the whole town.
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That's because the guy
that started this doesn't
come from here!
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Liar!
You're a liar!
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00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:24,173
Hey! Hey! Hey! Now maybe
he was just looking
for a fight.
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00:10:24,173 --> 00:10:28,678
You mean an agitator
sent to stir things up?
Exactly.
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You people of Perthia
have lived all of your lives
in harmony.
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Your homes are right
next to each other,
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and now you let
the words of a stranger
turn you into enemies.
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What about our villages
that the people
from Antioch burned?
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[ Villagers Murmur Agreement ]
I'm not so sure
that they did.
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King Georgas doesn't want
to start a war.
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Give me your word that
you'll keep a truce until
I can find out what is what.
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Come on.
Put your hands together.
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[ Hercules ]
Good.
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Now you can all start repairing
the bakery... together.
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[ Villagers Chattering ]
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You go to Antioch and keep a lid
on the prince until I get there.
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00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,473
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna find out
who did this.
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00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:17,977
Then I'll bring King Georgas
there myself, even if
I have to carry him.
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Okay.
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Why can't I just be myself?
Oh, you can, Cupcake.
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You should be,
but not until you get married
like every other woman.
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All right, now take
a nice, deep breath.
[ Grunting ]
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[ Grunts ]
Geez louise!
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Sorry, I guess I'm better
at unlacing.
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Married?
Don't you rush me!
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I'd never marry someone
I didn't love.
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I mean, what if he
turns out to be a jerk?
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I have known one or two.
Really?
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Well, you ought to give this
prince a chance, you know.
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He's young, heir
to a throne and possibly
better-looking than me.
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Well, that's a stretch.
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I don't care.
I have to follow my heart.
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Don't you ever do that?
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I better check
on the... carriage.
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00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:17,653
You know, just out of curiosity,
what is with all the scrolls?
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We're going to a ball,
not a seminar.
Well, gee!
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I wanna study up,
so I can discuss things
with the prince.
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[ Chuckles ]
Phooey! He's a man!
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Talk about him. All men
think they're fascinating.
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In my case, it's justified.
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- Uh, but--
- I know.
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Why don't you just bat those
baby blues, smile a lot
and don't say a word.
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Oh, that's it!
Stop the coach!
Stop!
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00:12:41,944 --> 00:12:45,831
-I want off! Whoa!
- Whoa!
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That was a little obvious.
You might not wanna throw
yourself at the prince.
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Oh! Don't you worry.
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I won't embarrass you,
because I'm not going!
Oh, wait, you can't quit!
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00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,229
Not after all the work
I've done.
All the work you've done?
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I've put up
with crummy costumes,
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too-tight shoes,
stupid vocal drills,
as if I need them.
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00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:09,989
And now you don't
even want me to talk?
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I hate you!
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Hey, say that again.
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- I hate you?
- No, no, no, no,
like you wanna kill me.
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I hate you!
Good. Once more.
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00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,919
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
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By Zeus,
I think you've got it!
Oh, really?
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Driver, an extra dinar
if you get us there posthaste,
if not sooner.
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Hyah!
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00:13:33,929 --> 00:13:37,116
Now, there's only
one thing left.
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[ Sighs ]
Come up with a name.
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Hargatha, Princess of Egypt?
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Nah, nobody would ever
come that far.
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[ Attendant ]
Hargatha, Princess of Egypt,
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and Hippolyta,
Princess of Helos.
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Welcome to Antioch.
Thank you for coming.
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- I look forward
to getting to know you.
- The honor is mine.
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00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,621
My lord,
I just heard the news.
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The Carpathians have launched
a full-scale war.
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Iolaus of Corinth.
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00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:31,153
Uh, I've got a message
from King Georgas.
Good.
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00:14:31,153 --> 00:14:35,007
I have a message for him too.
Georgas pulled
a sneak attack in Perthia.
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No! No, no, no! He didn't!
Hercules and I were there
this morning.
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There's a truce. And now
he's bringing the king to you,
so he can negotiate with you.
227
00:14:41,997 --> 00:14:43,999
He'll come, all right,
with 10,000 men.
228
00:14:43,999 --> 00:14:47,486
If Hercules brings him
to Antioch,
229
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,505
he brings him
to his execution.
230
00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:53,008
This is my message:
Death to all Carpathians.
231
00:14:53,008 --> 00:14:56,912
[ Attendant ]
Hermia, Princess of Carpathia.
232
00:14:56,912 --> 00:15:00,165
Seize her!
233
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:03,419
Maybe we should've gone
with Erin of Gaul.
234
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,007
Unhand the princess
and myself!
235
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:12,011
You risk the threat of war,
or at least
a vicious trade embargo.
236
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,764
And who are you?
237
00:15:15,764 --> 00:15:21,136
I'm Autolycus,
the king's advisor,
and protector of the princess.
238
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:27,226
Autolycus.
239
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:31,046
I know exactly who this man is.
King Georgas would never
have let him come here...
240
00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:33,782
with his daughter
unless his intentions
were truly peaceful.
241
00:15:33,782 --> 00:15:36,685
- It's a trick.
- How?
242
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,154
You have the princess
at your mercy.
243
00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:42,708
She's-- She's an olive branch
extended to prevent...
244
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,677
a terrible catastrophe.
245
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,046
Look, if we've come
at a bad time, I--
246
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,049
My lord, don't be fooled.
Throw them both in jail.
247
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:53,519
-We must attack now!
-No, we wait for Hercules.
248
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,438
-But, my lord--
- I've made my decision.
249
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,579
Welcome, Hermia.
250
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,070
[ Panting ]
251
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,073
Princess Hermia
is a brunette!
252
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,993
I knew that was a dye job.
That is not her.
253
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:20,412
Who is she?
Uh, Erin of Gaul.
254
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,915
That is not a princess!
255
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,919
And you're here to steal
the Sapphire of Antioch.
256
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,922
You mean it's here
in the castle of Antioch?
257
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,424
Talk about
your wild coincidences.
258
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:36,428
Listen, the only reason I
covered for you was to buy
some time and prevent a war.
259
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,430
Oh, so now you need me.
260
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:42,434
Well, let's start showing
a little more respect for
the man who's preventing a war.
261
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,938
I oughta get a reward, like
the Sapphire of Antioch.
262
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,942
Look! Your reward
is that you're gonna
be able to disappear...
263
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,945
when Hercules gets here
without the jewel!
264
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,947
Huh?
265
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,952
And in the meantime,
keep your nose clean!
266
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,454
Maybe you should stop
lookin' up my nose.
267
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:06,341
Ha! Of course, I guess
you can't help it, huh?
[ Chuckles, Gasps ]
268
00:17:06,341 --> 00:17:08,610
[ Woman ]
Here you go!
269
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,497
[ Man ]
Before ya know it,
it's gonna be as good as new.
270
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:14,283
[ Villagers Chattering ]
271
00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:38,807
- [ Gasps ]
- Hello.
272
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:43,045
I had a feeling you'd be back.
Stopping me
won't stop the war.
273
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,547
It's bigger than me.
So am I.
274
00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:49,551
Now who's paying you
to do this?
King Georgas.
275
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:53,021
Then let's go say hello
to your boss.
276
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,569
Hi.
277
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:12,407
Are you all right?
Oh, yeah.
278
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,409
Royal balls always
make me nervous.
279
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,895
Yeah.
280
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,898
Uh, look.
281
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,785
I know you're not
Princess Hermia.
282
00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:26,905
Oh. Is it that obvious?
Well--
283
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:30,676
Oh, gee. Why did I let
Autolycus talk me into this?
284
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:35,581
I mean, even if he thinks
he's doing me a favor, I--
Favor?
285
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,934
Wait. Do you know
why you're here?
286
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:42,437
Well, sure. So I can meet
Prince Alexandros.
287
00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:47,376
Did, uh, Autolycus
ever mention his... hobby?
288
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:51,597
Um, collecting things
that aren't... collectible?
289
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,866
What are you trying
to tell me?
290
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,341
He is using you
to get him here,
291
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,345
so he can steal something.
292
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:09,832
You're lying.
He is not a thief.
293
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:13,785
He's the one that's lying.
294
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:19,291
I know this is gonna be
difficult for you,
but look, I have to prove it.
295
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,794
The sapphire's probably
gone by now. So is he.
296
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,764
[ Cupcake ]
There it is.
297
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,766
Beautiful, isn't it?
298
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,770
I told you he wasn't a thief.
Couldn't get past
the security, huh?
299
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,240
Iolaus, why would I want to?
Come along, dear.
300
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,243
Let's practice our diction.
Why don't you tell her why
you're really here?
301
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,245
And it's not so
she can meet the prince.
302
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,248
Never underestimate great
talent, especially mine.
303
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,250
I personally have groomed her
for this role.
304
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:49,755
Oh! If you're gonna talk
about me like I'm not here,
I'll make it easier for you!
305
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,757
Good-bye!
Oh, Cupcake, I--
306
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,759
That's her name?
Cupcake?
307
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,261
Yes. She's something,
isn't she?
308
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,766
She's got fire, looks
and a great set of... scrolls.
309
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:06,772
dddd [ Medieval ]
310
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:16,098
Have yourself
a wonderful evening.
311
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:18,600
I know I will.
What--
312
00:20:20,602 --> 00:20:23,105
Where is she?
The evening's half over.
Don't you worry about a thing.
313
00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:27,609
She'll be here.
I've got it all figured out.
That's what I'm afraid of.
314
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:31,613
[ Attendant ]
Princess Hermia of Carpathia.
315
00:20:31,613 --> 00:20:33,615
That's my cue.
316
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,787
[ Sighs ]
317
00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:08,900
[ Woman ]
She's absolutely radiant.
318
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,386
She's beautiful.
319
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,389
[ Woman #2 ]
She really glows!
320
00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:16,842
[ Woman #3 ] Beautiful!
[ Chuckles ]
What's wrong?
321
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:21,229
Oh, uh, nothing
of any consequence.
322
00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:23,598
[ Man ]
She moves so fluidly.
323
00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:27,069
[ Woman ]
There's something there.
324
00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:29,454
[ Man #2 ]
A vision of beauty.
325
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,690
You look... enchanting.
326
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:35,577
If you'd come earlier,
our two kingdoms wouldn't
be preparing for war,
327
00:21:35,577 --> 00:21:38,080
dddd [ Stops ]
or looking for help
from Ares.
328
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,049
An angry Ares often errs...
329
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:45,037
irrevocably eradicating
the erstwhile enemy.
330
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,006
[ Guests Gasp ]
331
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:51,443
That's... very interesting.
332
00:21:53,945 --> 00:21:57,883
dddd [ Resumes ]
[ Alexandros ] So, music
and geometry are connected!
333
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:00,886
Yes! Yes!
And that's why
I think Pythagoras...
334
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:04,890
is really onto
something with his theory.
335
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:09,394
You're so different.
Most women just wanna
flatter me, and I hate that.
336
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,396
Oh, how funny!
337
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,399
Most other men find
themselves fascinating.
338
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,903
And it's rarely justified.
[ Giggles ]
339
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:21,273
Speaking of fascinating,
tell me more about yourself.
340
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:25,010
Asked me to wear
such a large gown.
I mean, really!
341
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,513
Excuse me?
Um, is this yours?
342
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,515
You're welcome.
[ Groans ]
343
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:35,020
Now I remember!
My brother has a poster of the
showgirls at the Panathenicon,
344
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,023
and she looks exactly
like one of them.
345
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,025
Oh, what was her name?
346
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,028
Twinkie. Ding-Dong.
347
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,530
Ho-Ho!
Oh, something like that.
348
00:22:49,518 --> 00:22:52,988
Well, evening's almost over.
Looks like we're home free.
349
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:55,490
Are you kidding?
We were home free
when she walked in.
350
00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:58,427
[ Giggles ]
351
00:22:58,427 --> 00:23:01,396
My lord, you share a passion
with Princess Hermia.
352
00:23:01,396 --> 00:23:04,633
Not yet, but I'd like to.
353
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:08,703
Euripides-- she played one
of his classic roles.
354
00:23:08,703 --> 00:23:11,656
-Remember?
- Yeah, um, Electra!
355
00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,658
Her favorite!
Did I hear
a rooster crow?
356
00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:16,995
The princess
must be so tired.
You must remember,
357
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:21,700
"Wouldst that the gods
have made thee clean of soul."
358
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:26,221
"Helen and thou,
O face and form were fair.
359
00:23:26,221 --> 00:23:32,244
But sisters twain they were
a stain on Castor's star."
360
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,564
- That's one
of my two favorite plays!
-Oh, me too!
361
00:23:35,564 --> 00:23:39,401
- And I loveLysistrataand
what it has to say about war.
- That's the other one!
362
00:23:39,401 --> 00:23:42,637
Would you care to dance?
I would love to.
363
00:23:44,439 --> 00:23:47,192
Ladies and gentlemen,
please clear the floor...
364
00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:50,662
for Prince Alexandros
and Princess Hermia.
365
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:54,149
A stain on Castor's star?
Wow.
366
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:28,033
I knew once we scratched
that shallow, selfish,
egotistical surface of yours,
367
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,520
we'd find more
of the same underneath.
368
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,522
No, no, I'm just kidding.
369
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:37,025
Good work.
Yeah, I'm a regular genius.
370
00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:49,037
Mmm.
[ Gasps ]
371
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,592
Uh-oh.
372
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,364
[ Woman ]
Lovely!
Here, here.
373
00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,169
-You're a terrific dancer.
- Thank you.
374
00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:24,155
- You know, I sing too.
-Oh, really?
375
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:27,008
Uh-huh.
I'd love to hear you
some time.
376
00:25:27,008 --> 00:25:30,278
dddd [ Swing ]
377
00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:35,483
Well, how about now?
378
00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,986
-They're playing my song!
- What's she doing?
379
00:25:37,986 --> 00:25:41,990
[ Giggling ]
Oh, she's ruining our plans.
380
00:25:48,496 --> 00:25:51,249
d
dd A royal crowd
has come to town d
381
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:55,437
dd The prince has
brought them here dd
382
00:25:55,437 --> 00:25:57,856
dd The girls are in
their finest gowns dd
383
00:25:57,856 --> 00:26:01,826
d
dd A smile from ear to ear d
384
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,829
dd But underneath
these fancy clothes dd
385
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:08,149
dd There's always been
a girl who knows dd
386
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:11,920
dd To keep from feeling
sad and blue dd
387
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,806
dd Then to herself
she must be true dd
388
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:17,008
[ Guests Gasping ]
389
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:21,446
dd Let's have a ball tonight dd
390
00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:25,467
dd Come on, y'all
Don't be uptight dd
391
00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:27,836
dd Forget the pomp
and circumstance dd
392
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,107
dd Just let it all
hang out and dance dd
393
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:38,296
dd Don't mean
to be indelicate dd
394
00:26:38,296 --> 00:26:41,933
dd But I don't want
your etiquette dd
395
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,203
dd If you think
I'm just too crass dd
396
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:48,490
dd Then you can kiss
my sassafras dd
397
00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:51,376
[ Woman ]
What?
Yeah!
398
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:55,113
dd Let's have a ball tonight dd
399
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,999
dd Doing wrong
can feel so right dd
400
00:26:57,999 --> 00:27:01,303
dd Take my advice
and you'll be free dd
401
00:27:01,303 --> 00:27:04,122
dd Come on
Have a ball with me dd
402
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,209
dd Come on
Have a ball with me dd
403
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,812
dd Come on
Have a ball with me dddd
404
00:27:22,324 --> 00:27:24,326
[ Sighs ]
405
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,928
[ Chuckles ]
How about that, huh? Huh?
406
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:48,149
But wait!
407
00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:50,885
She's just
a dance hall singer!
408
00:27:57,325 --> 00:27:59,794
[ Woman ]
I've never been so humiliated!
409
00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:13,658
[ Deep Voice ]
I know Euripides.
410
00:28:13,658 --> 00:28:16,661
[ High-pitched ]
Oh,Euripides.
That's my favorite play.
411
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:18,663
[ Normal Voice ]
Please!
412
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:24,536
I don't get it.
You had the perfect diversion.
413
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,404
Why didn't you use it?
414
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:29,407
That, my friend, is
the million-dinar question.
415
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:31,893
Yeah?
416
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,846
So, why didn't you grab
the sapphire?
417
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:38,850
Look, if I stole it, the jig
would be up, and you're tryin'
to prevent a war, aren't ya?
418
00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,853
Oh, you're being noble.
419
00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:44,372
Come on.
Who are you tryin' to kid?
420
00:28:44,372 --> 00:28:46,374
Only myself.
421
00:28:46,374 --> 00:28:50,595
Of course I want that jewel!
I should be halfway
to Crete by now!
422
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:53,465
How was I supposed to know
that my perfect plan...
423
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:57,469
would be turned upside down
by a... showgirl?
424
00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:01,973
Oh, so that's what this
is all about.
425
00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:05,894
[ Chuckles ]
Well, call me crazy,
426
00:29:05,894 --> 00:29:09,831
but I think you've fallen
in love with your own creation.
427
00:29:10,315 --> 00:29:12,233
Okay, you're crazy.
428
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,421
And you are way off.
Oh, yeah.
429
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:19,941
Okay? Look, if she wants
to waste her time...
430
00:29:19,941 --> 00:29:24,446
with that handsome,
wealthy, honest prince,
431
00:29:24,446 --> 00:29:26,948
well, that's just fine.
432
00:29:26,948 --> 00:29:29,951
You know,
if you really want her,
433
00:29:30,452 --> 00:29:32,437
you're gonna have to come
clean about your past.
434
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,906
Oh, how did I know
you were gonna say that?
435
00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,909
How far back? Fall was slow.
Is that far enough?
Uh-uh.
436
00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,378
And you're gonna have to get
a legitimate job.
437
00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:42,881
As what?
The King of Locksmiths?
438
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:46,301
Hey, now that's catchy.
You're tryin'
to force me into this!
439
00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,803
Hey, listen, this is bigger
than you and Cupcake.
440
00:29:48,803 --> 00:29:51,806
So we wait here
for Hercules, okay?
441
00:29:53,808 --> 00:29:57,762
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
Whew!
442
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:02,250
[ Hercules ]
Bring him in.
443
00:30:04,252 --> 00:30:06,654
Your Majesty, this man claims
that you hired him...
444
00:30:06,654 --> 00:30:08,656
to start a war
between Antioch and Carpathia.
445
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,745
Yes. You personally sent me
to stir up trouble
in Perthia and two other towns.
446
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,147
And what if the king
denies this?
447
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,149
Then the king lies!
448
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:23,655
He's not the king.
What?
449
00:30:30,211 --> 00:30:32,096
Good plan, Hercules.
450
00:30:35,383 --> 00:30:38,269
Your punishment is death.
451
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,723
Unless, of course, you tell us
who really put you up to this.
452
00:30:41,723 --> 00:30:44,192
[ Bones Cracking ]
[ Groans ]
453
00:30:44,192 --> 00:30:46,194
Sorry, I don't know
my own strength.
454
00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:51,649
Sir, there's no sign
of Flectus.
455
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:55,153
How can the prince die
in battle when there's
no war with Carpathia?
456
00:30:55,153 --> 00:31:00,358
And he seems genuinely
interested in Princess Hermia.
I know. A marriage means peace.
457
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,361
I want her kingdom too
when I take over Antioch.
458
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:07,749
So, Darsus, we need a reason
to retaliate immediately.
459
00:31:12,253 --> 00:31:14,255
And I think I've got one.
460
00:31:14,255 --> 00:31:18,710
Cuppy, you know you want me.
461
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,712
[ Moans ]
462
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:25,216
Cupcake, I'm the guy for you.
463
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,720
[ Knocking ]
[ Cupcake ]
Autolycus, it's me.
464
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,223
Oh, Cupcake, come on in.
[ Laughing ]
465
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:35,143
[ Genteel Voice ]
Thank you for last night!
He's wonderful!
466
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,629
Oh, uh, no problem.
467
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:40,999
You know, it's
just the two of us.
You can use your normal voice.
468
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:44,702
I don't think I can anymore.
You have changed me.
469
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,454
Thank you for that too.
470
00:31:46,454 --> 00:31:49,574
Um, hmm.
Let's talk about change.
471
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,960
Oh, I can't.
The prince summoned me.
472
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,679
I wanna be honest with you.
473
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,149
Well, sure.
And that's what I'm gonna be
with Alexandros.
474
00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,721
I'm a thief.
475
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:09,227
As a matter of fact,
I am the King of Thieves.
476
00:32:10,612 --> 00:32:12,614
Oh.
477
00:32:14,616 --> 00:32:19,120
Then Iolaus was right.
You lied to me... again.
478
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,624
No, see, that's my whole point.
For the first time,
I didn't steal anything.
479
00:32:23,124 --> 00:32:26,127
The only reason
I went through all this...
480
00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:29,013
was so that I could
spend time with you,
481
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,716
to see if what
we almost had before could--
482
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:36,204
Well, that's perfect,
see, 'cause here's what
I wanna talk to you about.
483
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,089
[ Older Man ]
Princess Hermia!
Just a second.
484
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:42,410
What I wanna ask you,
Cupcake, do you think
that there's a way--
485
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:46,914
The prince is waiting.
Coming.
We'll talk later.
486
00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,886
[ Grunts ]
487
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,888
[ Door Closes ]
488
00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:12,824
[ Sighs ]
489
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,828
Princess Hermia. Hmm.
490
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,117
I've become
a different person
since I met you.
491
00:33:23,117 --> 00:33:25,119
Me too.
492
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:27,872
And that's why I have
a confession to make. I--
Shh.
493
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,842
It'll have to wait.
494
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:43,354
Iolaus!
Hey! How'd it go?
495
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,356
There's gonna be a fight!
She took it that badly?
496
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:49,077
- No, there's gonna be a fight!
- Get them!
497
00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:52,280
[ Men Shouting ]
498
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,373
[ Men Groaning ]
499
00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:19,323
- Up there!
To the prince's chambers!
-Oh! Not the face!
500
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:30,301
I've only known you
for a short while,
but it's enough for me.
501
00:34:30,301 --> 00:34:33,104
Alexandros, first,
you have to know--
502
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:35,990
[ Banging ]
[ Man ] Open up!
In the name of Carpathia!
503
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,992
You have betrayed me!
No!
504
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,962
Please believe me!
I never! I couldn't!
505
00:34:40,962 --> 00:34:43,431
[ Shouting ]
506
00:34:49,570 --> 00:34:52,590
Where are
the castle guards?
507
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,992
Unfortunately,
out on maneuvers, my lord.
508
00:34:54,992 --> 00:34:57,962
Why do you hesitate?
Kill him!
509
00:34:57,962 --> 00:35:00,915
Kill them both! Now!
510
00:35:00,915 --> 00:35:03,184
[ Men Shouting ]
511
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,153
Alley-oop!
512
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:11,509
Hey, rich boy!
513
00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:17,715
[ Gasps ]
514
00:35:34,048 --> 00:35:35,900
Hey!
515
00:35:57,922 --> 00:35:59,774
[ Groans ]
[ Cupcake ]
Alexandros!
516
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,182
[ Shouting ]
517
00:36:25,466 --> 00:36:28,452
[ Both ]
Whoa!
518
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:31,889
- Hey! Nice to see ya!
- It's good to be seen.
519
00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:43,234
[ Both Screaming ]
520
00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:03,371
Not so fast, pal!
521
00:37:03,871 --> 00:37:05,823
Iolaus! Do you think you can
handle the rest of them?
522
00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:11,062
Yeah, I got it!
523
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:30,231
- Yahoo!
- [ Screaming ]
524
00:37:38,205 --> 00:37:40,675
[ Chuckles ]
525
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:44,178
How ya doin',
Your Highness?
It's only a graze.
526
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:47,548
Thanks. You saved my life.
527
00:37:47,548 --> 00:37:51,202
Yeah, well, you know, it's
seven years bad luck to have
a dead prince fall on ya.
528
00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,671
Oh, good.
You're done fighting.
529
00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:58,659
Vitron, you're in some kind
of conspiracy with King Georgas.
530
00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:00,661
[ Georgas ]
That's not true.
531
00:38:00,661 --> 00:38:03,597
The king came with me
to assure you
of his friendship.
532
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,318
Anyone you know?
533
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:10,604
Darsus! So it's true.
534
00:38:10,604 --> 00:38:13,607
-You sent your daughter
to me in peace.
- Uh--
535
00:38:13,607 --> 00:38:16,961
- That's not my daughter.
-What?
536
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,730
-Who are you?
- Uh--
537
00:38:19,730 --> 00:38:23,050
I'm nobody. I'm sorry.
538
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:26,620
I don't belong here.
[ Sobbing ]
539
00:38:26,620 --> 00:38:31,092
Listen, I think
I can offer a complete,
yet brief explanation.
540
00:38:31,092 --> 00:38:33,377
This is all my fault.
541
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:38,132
Cupcake!
542
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:46,290
I'm so ashamed.
543
00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:50,678
What's the penalty
for impersonating a princess?
544
00:38:56,951 --> 00:38:59,320
None.
545
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,689
You don't ever
have to pretend for me.
546
00:39:01,689 --> 00:39:04,658
I don't?
547
00:39:04,658 --> 00:39:07,161
No.
548
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:09,497
I love you
just as you are.
549
00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:13,384
You do?
I do.
550
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,446
Will you marry me?
551
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,123
[ Knocking ]
552
00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:38,626
[ Sighs ]
553
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:43,114
So, when's the date?
Soon, I hope.
554
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:46,083
Once you get into spring,
all the good halls are booked.
555
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,085
Well, funny.
556
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:52,089
The first thing I wanted to do
was to share it with you.
557
00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,091
Well, I appreciate that.
558
00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:57,595
I guess it's not the sort
of thing you wanna read in the,
uh,Antioch Enquirer,huh?
559
00:39:57,595 --> 00:39:59,597
[ Both Chuckle ]
560
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:03,901
Congratulations.
561
00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:05,903
Thank you.
562
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:09,290
[ Sighs ]
But it's just
all happening so fast.
563
00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:14,295
Well, last night, he saw
how beautiful you were,
564
00:40:14,795 --> 00:40:16,797
how talented--
565
00:40:16,797 --> 00:40:21,168
and no, you don't
have to act it--
how intelligent you are.
566
00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:25,506
He sees all that?
I saw it.
567
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:29,493
I mean, he saw it too,
of course.
568
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:34,315
So it's not hard to understand
why he would want you...
569
00:40:34,815 --> 00:40:37,067
bad, is my guess.
570
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:39,136
[ Clears Throat ]
571
00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:41,939
[ Chuckles ]
It's a little dry
in this castle.
572
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,943
Uh, you might wanna
do something about that
when you're queen.
573
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:52,450
I've only felt this way
once before.
574
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,954
That's funny,
the same here.
575
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,789
It just didn't work out.
576
00:41:03,244 --> 00:41:04,745
Well,
577
00:41:06,247 --> 00:41:09,750
as somebody once told me,
578
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:12,753
the person for you
is out there.
579
00:41:15,689 --> 00:41:17,691
Sure.
580
00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:21,996
All the best to you,
Cupcake.
581
00:41:25,499 --> 00:41:28,202
You know,
582
00:41:28,202 --> 00:41:31,539
I truly thought
that you'd be the one for me.
583
00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:34,525
Yeah, I thought so too.
584
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,586
I love you, Cupcake.
585
00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:48,989
[ Moans ]
586
00:41:53,827 --> 00:41:55,829
I gotta tell ya, Hercules.
587
00:41:55,829 --> 00:41:59,333
This has been harder than
stealing the Kronos Stone
out of Quallus's ball.
588
00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:03,337
I know.
Tougher than snatchin' the
sandals off of ol' Hermes feet.
589
00:42:03,837 --> 00:42:08,192
- The girl that got away, huh?
- Two of 'em-- the princess
and the showgirl.
590
00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,145
But thanks to you, there'll
be a new alliance ensuring
peace for their children.
591
00:42:11,145 --> 00:42:14,431
Thanks to you,
I'm going broke.
See ya later, fellas.
592
00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:17,785
Hey, wait.
Aren't ya gonna stick around
for the official announcement?
593
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:22,439
Oh, no, you haven't seen me cry.
Believe me, it's not
a pretty sight.
594
00:42:22,439 --> 00:42:25,392
You're gonna be okay,
aren't ya?
595
00:42:25,392 --> 00:42:27,895
Oh, sure, eventually.
596
00:42:27,895 --> 00:42:33,133
All I have left right now
is one shiny memory.
597
00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:53,470
One shiny blue memory.
Hey, Herc. Herc, wait.
598
00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:57,474
You know, things have gone
so badly for him.
599
00:42:57,474 --> 00:43:00,978
Why don't we let him
keep it for a while?
600
00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:04,982
Yeah, you're right.
601
00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:12,489
Okay, that's long enough.
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