All language subtitles for american_pie

Be on the lookout for 10 white male
suspects wanted for armed robbery and

from Blackfield State Prison.

Suspects' names are Rudy Valentine and
Jerry Dean.

To be considered armed is an extremely
dangerous approach with caution.

10 -4.

Be handsome.

Hey.

What's your name, honey?

Shirley. Shirley.

Yeah, let me have a... Let me have a
hamburger and a beer.

Hotcakes and a side of ham and milk.

That be all?

$34 .17.

Got to find a new racket.

and the laughing gas station just don't
make it anymore, you know?

I've been working on something. It's
something really big.

Big risk, Bill.

Yeah? You got money.

Hey, take a look at that.

No way, man.

Didn't nobody ever tell you to kidnap
with a capital crime?

I'll fight you for that. Only if you get
caught.

Plan it right, you don't get caught.

Got someone in mind?

Ann Chandler, daughter of William and
Dorothy Chandler, announced today, et

cetera, et cetera. So what? So what?

William Chandler just happens to be the
West Coast president of the Chrysler

Corporation. He also owns Chandler Real
Estate.

Chandler Chrysler, need I go on?

So he's rich. I mean, an average girl
would be as easy as pie, but getting a

ransom, that's another story.

I got it all worked out.

Okay, now watch closely, right?

Wow.

Okay,

let me try.

Okay, now open your mouth a little
wider. That's good.

Now it's long.

Your hand only falls.

That's good.

You got it.

I'll tell you, Rudy, you just might go
down in history as a great criminal

mastermind. Hey, yeah.

All right.

Just one problem. What's that?

What if we don't make the exchange?

Then what do we do with the girl?

Yeah, that is the problem.

See, I'd like to find some place out in
the country, you know, kind of secluded

and quiet, maybe with a telephone that I
can communicate with to Sir Chandler.

That's good.

Take it in deeply. Nice, long strokes.

Perfect.

Long strokes.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

You're really catching on fast. My
cousin's

got a place all the way up there where
he used to go hunting.

Oh, yes?

I dig.

Hey, what's this?

I don't eat a hamburger.

I don't want any of this either. What
the hell is this? Hey, come on. Put this

back, will you? You think I've got a
cast iron stomach? I can't eat that

Oh,

excuse me, you.

Hey, what do you think about that? She's
got a cabin.

That might just be the right place.

That all sounds too bad.

Plus, you know, we could cut her in,
maybe.

It'd be nice to have a girl around to
look after the kid.

Look, I don't want to get knocked up on
any late charge, you know. Just a

strictly kidnap.

Yeah, I can see that. You know, you can
give her a shot, you know. I mean, what

the hell, she beats a blank.

Yeah.

Hey, Shirley.

Come here.

Hey, uh... Tell me more about this
cabin.

What's in it for me?

Hey.

Whoa. Big time, huh?

Yeah.

Five grand for three days' work.

We pay you, and then we never see you
again.

You know, I know I could trust you guys.

Hey, look.

Maybe you're not even ready for a life
of crime, huh?

But, you know, when I stay in this dump
for the rest of my life, we'll see about

that. What are you going to do, huh?

Let me see it.

Open wide. Much easier.

Breathe out your nose.

That way you won't spit up.

Very, very good. Perfect.

Are you still going? Yeah.

Can you get pregnant if you try it?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

This is hot.

I knew that

coming home to a quiet house was too
good to be true.

Listen.

Listen. Listen.

Where are they?

I'm really mad.

What the hell are you kids doing?

Out!

Out! Why don't you get out of here?

Get out!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

How are you doing?

Fine.

Good job!

Get out! Get out!

Get up there, lady. You've got some
explaining to do.

How can someone of your social position
and breeding act the way you do?

What's with you girls anyway?

You're like a bunch of wild banshees.

Must be from your mother's side of the
family.

Come on, young lady. Get up there and
get to bed.

Kalari, you and that fixing sister of
yours are going to clean this mess up.

That does it.

You're all grounded for the weekend.

And that means no frat parties at the
lake.

Daddy! That's not fair. Why should we
have to go to your stupid social

if we don't walk too? Because those are
the rules, young lady, and we make them.

And don't think you're going to get out
of going to your debutante ball tonight

either.

Or you either, little sister.

Well, if you're so important, then why
aren't you going, Daddy?

I've got important work to do down at
the office.

End of conversation.

Now, I suggest that you little darlings
get upstairs.

Clara has your best formal gowns laid
out, and I expect you both to be on your

best behavior tonight.

And try to conduct yourselves with the
dignity that this event is supposed to

a celebration of.

What about your crap?

I would say that you're not going
either, Mother.

Young lady, you watch that tongue of
yours.

I'm going a little later, but I'll be
there. Don't you worry.

For once.

Just once, I want you to make me proud
of you.

Well, I guess we have things to do and
places to go.

May we be excused, please?

Yes.

Thank you.

Seems like it's something in the blood.

Must be from your side of the family.

For instance, that weird Uncle Freddy of
ours.

Yes, weird.

What the hell do you do for a living?

You show up out of nowhere.

You stay for a few days and disappear
again for another six months.

You know, there's something weird about
you.

I've always thought that.

I'm still going to that party on Sunday.
I don't care what Daddy says.

I know you do.

I'm so spoiled. You know he's going to
ground you for that.

There, huh?

Yeah. It's the place.

I will show you.

You want to go?

No. But I'm not going to have them grab
both of us.

This ought to brighten things up a
little bit.

Well, that's fine.

Come on.

It's not good. I've got to piss, all
right? You mind? Yeah, go ahead.

I'll get up to work.

Yeah, all right.

Don't you... All right.

Hey. Two of them by themselves, too.

Hey, this is pretty good. That's double
the money, all right?

Two of them?

That wasn't the plan, man. When were we
supposed to take one?

Um, I see a diner.

Let's pull up. Okay, that's fine.

Now get your gun ready, but no shooting,
understand?

Yeah, yeah.

All right, let's move.

Do you guys need some help?

And it looks like you're stranded.

No, we're fine, but do you think we can
get over this?

Oh, yes.

It'll cripple out of you when you die,
you understand?

Yeah. And what I want you to do is get
in that car there and not make a sound,

all right? Because I don't want to hurt
you. Come on. Come on.

Have fun!

Good evening, Bridget.

How are you?

Ready?

I've missed you so much. We have to
hurry.

I have to go to that fucking debutante
ball.

Oh.

Oh, no.

I thought you left.

I'm still getting ready.

I had to come back for some papers.

I was just on my way out.

I've got a cup.

I have a feeling that has something to
do with the girl.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Open the door, dear, and see what he
wants.

Come on. Move it.

Hey, nice going, Shirley. This place is
perfect.

Yeah. What are you going to do with us?

Yeah, we have a big party to go to on
Sunday, and I don't want to miss it.

What did our parents say?

I bet they told you to keep us, huh?
Look, for your information, you have

kidnapped. Now you're going to stay here
until your daddy comes up with the

money. Good luck.

Look, if you want to get out of this
situation with your fucking lives, you

better keep your fucking mouth shut, all
right?

Oh, you really scare me, big tough guy.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Get him out of my sight, will you? Take
him in the living room and tie him up.

Come on, brother. Let's go in here.
Let's go. You too. Let's go. Come on.

Will you, Price?

Come on. Let's go in here. He's going to
call again.

When do I get my money?

I'm in this thing too far now. I never
wanted to go this far. You'll get your

fucking money when we get our fucking
money. I just want my money. Get in

and help him with those monsters.

Go on.

Jesus.

I think I know what the problem is,
officer, and we'd rather handle it

ourselves.

Show the keys of the car.

If I can trust you to finish this off
yourself, we can keep this just between

you and I.

Oh, thank you, officer.

You've done a most commendable job.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

If there's any way I can help either of
you, please don't hesitate to call me.

Good night. Good night, officer.

That's the last straw.

They've broken the camel's back.

A declaration of war has been signed.

Some nerve. I'm really mad this time.

Can't keep asking, did he?

What does he do?

He's a judge. I guess he's into
discipline.

So?

Listen, you tie up this one here.

I'll take care of this one.

All right, put him out.

Can I have a drag off your cigarette?

You know, you were just as wild when you
were there, ain't you?

Never.

Well, not as wild, but close.

Hello?

Mr. Chandler there.

Hold on.

It's for you.

Who is it?

I don't know.

Chandler here.

We got your daughters.

If you want them back alive, put $20
,000 into a bag. If you want them that

badly, you can have them.

They're out of our control.

Good luck, suckers.

What's up? Did you get a hold of them?

Yeah.

He told me to keep them.

Now what the fuck are we going to do?

They've gone just too far this time.

They had one of their friends call and
act like a kidnapper and ask for a

ransom. Boy, when I get my hands on
them.

Why don't we lay down for a while so you
really can think about what to do?

Jerry can watch them.

Are you going to go to the ball tonight
with me?

Are you kidding? I hate those things
just as much as the girls do.

Good, because if you don't go, then I'm
not going to go either.

Dorothy is such a hypocrite.

What the hell am I going to do with you
two?

Want some idea?

Come on, Hootie. I'm getting horny for
you.

Now, let me try again.

What do you think you're doing, huh?

I'm gonna fuck you.

I'll be it.

Oh, stop it.

Oh no, that's great.

Let me just get out of some of these
clothes.

Fuck me. I'm so hot.

Please.

Oh.

I don't know what it is, but I smell
something sickeningly sweet.

You know, it smells like that awful
aftershave of Uncle Freddy's.

You now owe me 5 ,050

bucks.

Can I have a cigarette, please?

You don't know if to smoke, small fry?

You know, it's illegal for me to give
you one if you aren't.

You don't want me to get in trouble, do
you?

Only in a way you'd never regret.

Yeah?

Shirley went to the store to get you
guys something to eat.

She'll be right back.

You can go take a leak.

I mean, you can go to the bathroom if
you like, but one at a time.

How generous of you, Mr.

Gangster.

What are you doing in here,

Joey?

Look, you're already in enough trouble
for kidnapping us anyway.

What are you so afraid of?

What do you mean?

I want to do it with you.

Now.

What? Right here?

Now?

How much are

you going to ask for?

What do you think you're worth?

They really don't like us very much.

How much do you want?

Twenty grand if we get it soon.

More if we have to wait.

I got overhead to cover, you know.

I think you'll wait.

He's tight as a drum. There's no way
you're going to get that much money out

him. Look, well, we'll see about that.

That's great.

Oh, that's great, baby.

You're so good. You're so young.

Oh, God.

A girl like you, I don't believe it.

You know, you're pretty cute for a
gangster.

Do you kill people, too?

You know you're going to get the
election share for this, don't you? I

must be very brave.

If not that, Jay's prison alone would be
bad enough.

I mean, the stories that you hear about
the you -know -whats, I wouldn't want to

take a chance.

This

is

me again.

Look, I'm serious this time.

Yeah, I was serious last time.

Yeah, they are driving me crazy.

Look, if you don't believe we've got
them now, you just listen to this.

Speak.

Hello, Daddy?

Hi, Daddy. We've been kidnapped.

Okay, little girl, you've tried my
patience long enough.

You're both grounded until summer, and
if you're not home by tonight, I'm

cutting off your allowances for the rest
of the year.

Well, that's not fair. We really are
kidnapped. It's not our fault.

You're so pig -headed sometimes.

I'm back.

Great party?

Real funny, daughter.

Well?

He heard her say great party and hung
up.

I mean, plus we're grounded for the
entire summer. I mean, you've gotten us

lot of trouble and this is a big
inconvenience for me.

Yeah.

I don't know what to say.

I don't believe it.

Oh. Oh.

Baby.

Little girl, I... you.

Oh, God. Suck it. Suck it, baby.

That's it.

That's it.

Jerry!

What the fuck?

Get your ass in here.

Come on.

Where are you going? Wait a minute.

Hey, don't worry. Don't worry, baby.

We're going to finish it later. Don't
worry. I promise.

I promise. Hey, I'll get it out of you.
Come on. Jerry!

This isn't so bad. We've got a pretty
cook.

We get treated pretty decently. There's
a couple of hungry guys.

I'm glad you like it.

Enough of this shit.

Now look, this is serious business here
in case you forgot.

This is a capital crime we've committed
and you're all treating it like it's

some goddamn Sunday school picnic, for
Christ's sake.

Now, Mr. Chandler does not believe that
his daughters are any kind of danger.

Or that they've even been kidnapped.

So what we've got to do is give him some
evidence.

Now, I suggest that we take some
pictures of our little friends here and

them personally to his house.

And if that... don't work, then more
drastic measures are going to have to be

taken.

Good.

I see I made my point.

Now let's get him off into the living
room.

Tie him up again.

Jerry, that's your department. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go. Move it.

Come on. Get in the living room. Let's
go.

Tie him up tight this time, all right?
Yeah.

Is that Joker that lives here have a
camera?

He's got everything.

You can dress him up a bit if you get my
drift.

Yeah, yeah, I get your drift.

That's your department, Shirley.

I take pictures.

Let's take a minute out for a word from
the old fight.

And fight to your life.

And here's a shampoo thing.

Old friend shampoo for men.

Formulant for men. And based on a new
shampoo, exceptionally mild and fun.

And you help while it cleans.

You like the way it cleans.

And you like the help.

Hi, Stephanie.

Don't you think that maybe you shouldn't
be in here while I'm naked?

I don't think your mother would approve.

Oh, she doesn't really approve of
anything that I do. She won't let me

or anything.

They're so restricted.

You know, I could get into a lot of
trouble for this.

See, that's what I mean. Just because
I'm 17 years old, no one will touch me.

Oh, they play with my tits and even kiss
me down there, but no one will.

Do it with me? You know, all the way.

It's really frustrating.

Hey, I wonder if it's still illegal with
someone in the family.

Like you, for instance.

Uncle Frank, you've got a bomb in there.

What if it is real?

Trust me, it's not.

But I'll have these developed today just
in case.

The girls know they're in big trouble,
and they'll go to any extreme to get out

of it.

Don't tell anybody about this, okay,
Stephanie?

Julie taught me how to do this last
night.

Do you like it?

Yeah.

Good.

Oh,

no.

No, Stephanie.

No, no, yeah, no.

You got a nice...

Mission accomplished.

Pass delivered and no one following.

Did you call me?

No, not yet. I was waiting for you.

I'll call him now.

He should have had time to deliver the
pictures, being it was a rushed job.

Mr. Chandler, did you get the pictures?

Who is this anyway?

Ah, yes.

The kidnapper.

Quite a photographer, aren't you?

This game has gone far enough, and I
don't find any humor in it at all.

What is this? Tell me. Come on.

The pictures were no good.

Your master's plan not working out.
Getting a little hot under the collar.

You're damn right I'm hot under the
collar. You little bitch.

Oh, what's the matter? Haven't killed
enough people this week? Or maybe you're

just not getting enough pussy.

That doesn't... That doesn't... Oh, that
mother... Shit.

Goddamn little prick.

You're gonna get it, baby.

Promises, promises.

I better believe the promises, promises,
baby.

This kid's gonna fucking deliver.

See this little ass under there, huh?

Come on, let's take these little panties
off here.

All right.

Just pretend like this hurts, all right?
I've got an image to protect.

Oh, you can be as rough as you want.

I love it.

I've never met a man as brutal as you.

You're such an animal.

Hey. You're such a layout, beautiful
animal.

Yes.

Oh! Oh!

Just drop it off.

It's all right.

Come on.

It's a little tease here.

So if you stay here.

Be more gentle if you are.

We felt for sure that you attacked us
last night.

And I wanted you so bad.

I'll show

you something that you may not have
experienced before.

Just relax, all right? Be my teacher.

You rich kids don't do this.

Oh, do it to me.

Do me harder. Do me hard as you can.

You want it real hard? I want it hard.

You want it real hard? I want it real
hard.

Beg me.

Please. Beg me to be hard. Please be
hard.

Please do it hard.

That's good.

Suck.

Suck on it.

That's good.

That's good. Back.

Suck hard.

Come on, little rich girl. You suck
hard.

I'll teach you all kinds of things, all
right?

Yeah. That's good.

Hold it with your hands.

What a way to run a crime syndicate.

Hey, lover boy.

Come on, get your ass up.

Hey.

What? I want to talk with you.

Come on in the kitchen, okay?

I'll be right back, honey.

Okay, so now we had our fun with them.

One way or another, they gotta go.

What are you getting at?

Look, the old man has gotta know by now
that something's going on. Now, he may

have thought it was a joke at first, but
by now they gotta know.

So that means the cops.

And once they suspect kidnapping, that's
gonna mean the FBI.

And there's no way.

I want to fuck with those guys. You with
me?

Yeah, I'm with you.

You want to kill them, right?

Well, there ain't no way I'm going to...
There ain't going to kill them.

Sell them.

Sell them?

To who?

These are humans, man. They're not
horses.

Look.

Now, we're in this thing halfway now. We
can turn them over to somebody else.

Somebody that'll take all the risks and
somebody that can...

Finish. I don't like the way you say
finish.

Once they're out of our hands, that's
their trouble, not ours.

Now look, Jerry.

We've got a partnership here.

Now we're in this thing as partners.

So what's it going to be?

It's me or the girl.

How are you feeling?

Hi, big sister.

I did it. I finally did it.

Was it nice?

Jerry's the best.

I'm so glad I waited.

I think I love you, man.

Love conquers all, sweetheart.

I'll tie you up again.

You too, Ann.

Don't worry, this whole mess will be
over soon.

Can I go to the bathroom first?

Sure. If Shirley's in there, tell her to
come out. Moody wants to talk to her.

Something's up.

I can see it in your face.

No.

I don't know.

Take care of my little sister.

Yeah.

She's my baby.

Hey, Johnny.

Johnny, how you doing? This is Rudy.

Rudy. Yeah, Rudy in New York?

Right, right. Okay, hey, listen.

I got a couple of girls here.

I want to make a deal with you.

Jerry wants you outside, Shirley.

I'll be right down.

If you finish with that tub, I'd like to
take a bath.

Be my guest. The water's a little rusty,
but it's hot.

Okay, thanks.

Well, it's all set.

We make the exchange tomorrow.

What is it? Did my father pay the
ransom?

Yes, sir, little lady.

Tomorrow you get to go free.

Hey, where are the other girls?

In the bathroom.

Shirley, is that towel right here? Is
there one in there? No.

Let me.

Thank you, Shirley. That's very nice of
you.

Anytime, darling.

You're very beautiful, Ann. I'm sure
you've got a million boyfriends.

I'm afraid they're going to hurt you.
It's been all right up to now.

These things have a tendency to get ugly
fast.

I'll do everything I can to protect you,
and that's a promise.

Yeah, sure.

Just having a little girl talk in
private.

Now come on out of there, both of you.

I think you just became a liability to
us, Shirley.

Sure you don't try something, surely.

Come on, you're sleeping in the
bathroom.

You owe me money.

I don't owe you shit.

What, do you think those guys are just
going to walk in here with a bag of

and hand it over to you? Yes, exactly.

Come on. Now, you know, should know by
now, the thieves don't go exactly by the

plan. The first person they're going to
kill Rudy is you. You've already done

the work for them. What do they need you
for?

Fucking bathroom. Come on, Lee.

I know you...

You've got something else planned.

Look, Rudy, you only need one of us. Why
can't you let Julie go? I'll stay. I

won't cause any trouble.

Once my father's convinced that it's for
real, he'll pay.

Send Julie to convince him.

Uh -uh.

Because I can get twice the money for
both of them.

Prick.

A good night.

Julia's most powerful Mercury series
ever built. The Park Lane.

Magnificent unlimited.

The ultimate of distinction and
splendor. More of everything.

More of everything.

More riding comfort in the Park Lane.

We got you, Doris. Good luck, suckers.

You take the girls into the bedroom and
guard them.

And don't try anything heroic, okay?

Yeah, I won't.

Now, we're still in this as partners.

I'm going to check them out first.

Come on, girls, let's get in the back,
huh?

Come on, let's move it. This ain't no
picnic. Let's get in the back.

Let's go. Come on.

A couple of gangsters in Cleveland.

What? These guys are really dangerous.

You got the gold?

You got the money?

Good. Let's count the money first, then
I'll tell you where the girls are.

Look, it's Uncle Freddy. What's he doing
here?

Where the hell's Uncle Freddy?

He's my mother's brother. I can't
believe that he's here. Maybe there's

something going on. Maybe they're going
to come and try and rescue us.

Look, I had a deal.

They promised me that no harm would come
to the girls, and it was cash up front.

What's going to happen to us, Jerry?

I don't know.

I'm out of my hands now.

They'll probably kill me, too.

What do you mean, who?

You know what I mean, Charlie. What the
hell are these guys going to come up

with? This is a round four.

Listen, if those girls aren't out here,
you're going to get ventilated right

here, right now.

He means it.

So do I.

Ain't going to be half as bad as what
we're going to do to your face if you

don't get him out of here in ten
seconds.

Uh -uh.

I ain't going to do it.

Oh, no.

Go ahead and shoot.

Hey,

guys, come on. Take it easy, will you?

I didn't do nothing, I swear.

Come on, man.

You're not serious, are you?

I guess you miss your parents and your
nice, warm house.

Too bad you're going to miss all that.

Enough.

I think we made all point.

Oh, Daddy!

I'm so glad to see you.

Oh, Daddy!

I'm so glad to see you. Oh, Daddy, we
love you. Please take us home. We miss

Mommy. Oh, Daddy, we love you. Oh, God.

called Mr. Chandler that last time.

I'd finally convinced him that his
daughters were really in trouble.

So we made this deal.

Well, we didn't get as much as the
ransom would have been, but shit, it

beats hell out of robbing gas stations,
right?

Poor liquor stores.

Now we can have honest money to make an
honest daughter something.

What do you think we ought to do, Rudy?

Well, first of all, we should have
planned the actual abduction better.

We should have taken his wife.

You'll never learn, will you, Rudy?

Uh -uh.

Neither will you. What do you mean by
that?

Well, you're always falling in love with
losers.

Maybe this one will turn out to be a
winner.

Oh, yes. And don't forget, you still owe
me $5 ,050.

And...

You've got to dance.

That's what it is.

You should have fun on the dance.

Fuck, Daddy.

I just did it.

Good night, baby.

Good night, Chris.

Come again.

Shove it up.

Shove it up.

My love was born.

Good night, girls.

I'm glad you're home, safe and sound.

Good night, Daddy. We promise never to
be bad again.

When you say goodbye, that'll be the
day. When you make me cry, you say

gonna leave me. No, that's a lie, cause
that'll be the day.

When I die, oh, that'll be the day.

Oh, that'll be the day.

Oh, that'll be the day.

Oh, that'll be the day. When I die, oh,
that'll be the day.

Oh, that'll be the day.

Hey, that'll be the day.

Ooh, that'll be the day that I die. Hey,
that'll be the day that I

die. Hey, that'll be the day that I die.

All my miles gonna die.