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Lucas.

Lucas.

AHHHHHH!!!!

What the fuck?!

Bro!

I'm sorry, that was kinda mean.

What the fuck, dude?

What do you need?

I was hungry.

I need somebody to talk to.

What?

I don't know how long you've been a drink, bro.

Bro, I'll be fine.

No, you won't be fine.

you have the world's tiniest body.

I'm not slobbing again.

I'm a camel.

Chill.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Chill the fuck out.

I've had this for four years.

Dry mouth?

Yes.

I told you that's true.

That's extremely rare.

I'm just saying that I don't think drinking water is a solution.

Are you pre-diabetic?

You don't think I've asked myself these questions?

You don't think I've gone to the doctors and tried to figure this out?

You should probably change primary care physicians.

Could you just drive?

I don't have to pee.

Okay.

I fucking knew it.

I knew it.

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out of here, bro.

This is my fucking car.

I have to pee.

Make it quick, dude.

Yeah.

Quick.

Oh, you've got one minute.

Fuck off!

Two minutes.

Bro, I'm a camel.

Camel my ass, dude.

Dude!

Give me one minute.

Chill out.

Bro, it's my car.

It's not your car.

Yo, chill the fuck out, man.

Fuck the fuck out.

Yo, chill the fuck out.

What's your deal, man?

Daniel?

Daniel?

Daniel?

What the fuck?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Daniel?

This is so stupid.

Guys.

They want all the boxes.

Get out of here.

Go.

Go.

Go.

I'm not sure that porn is going to win us any friends out there.

You don't like it?

I like it.

People like it.

It's like the Broadway stuff.

How are we doing?

Good.

Key's dropped.

Apartment's fully purged.

It's like we never lived here.

So...

Should I react to anything in storage?

Nope.

Nope.

Okay.

No way.

Just do it to make a clean break.

Scientific techniques right here, right?

Home sweet home.

Mhmm.

Hey.

Got you a little something.

You know, it's like a housewarming gift.

Yeah.

You need some help with that?

No.

It's okay.

Thank you.

I'm going to help you with it because, like, I just haven't done it.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Alright.

Let's get this done.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

It's Bob Ross.

You like it?

It's perfect, baby.

Thank you.

I love you.

What does Bob always say?

No mistakes, just happy accidents.

No mistakes.

But how about no accidents either?

Amen.

Still checking that thing?

Just making sure it still works.

Yeah.

We're not going to need it, though.

I got us something better.

No.

No?

No.

St. Christopher.

Interested in travels?

Me and my family will always do it when we're at ease.

And this guy's going to keep us safe.

Yeah.

How about we just steal this?

Then I guess you won't have to.

Yeah!

Should we get out of the city?

Let's go.

Maddie?

Mads?

Hey.

Hey.

Ready to go?

I was thinking maybe we could add a brief pit stop.

How brief?

There's this local barbecue spot that's supposed to be in this hill.

All right.

Beautiful.

What do you say?

Do you proclaim me?

Thank you.

You'd like that one.

Come on.

Got the reservation at six.

It was like super tight, you know, but beautiful, romantic hot springs.

Just us two.

I can't wait.

But we need a little barbecue on the way and make it absolutely perfect.

Oh, yeah, really?

Are you sure you can't hold it for another hour?

We're 30 minutes away.

Forty-five tops.

Yeah.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Thank you.

This won't be the last hot spring.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sorry.

What did we do?

Everything else was dumped.

We'll have to find a supply and seed.

Oh, God.

What's that for?

Six weeks on a note.

Wow.

I'm not ready.

It doesn't feel that long.

Um, well, I was actually going to say it feels way more comfortable than it sounds.

Oh, really?

Okay.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Wow.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Are you going to tie?

What's going on?

I've got something to show you.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

This is amazing.

When did you do all this?

Wow.

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

This was going to be like way more romantic.

I swear.

I had the whole thing planned out at the hot springs.

But if we survive six weeks on the road, then we can survive anything, baby.

Yeah.

So, I have a breakthrough.

Will you marry me?

Oh, shit.

No locks.

No cab on the residential street.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

You got 60 seconds before I call the cops.

All right.

We're going.

Sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

I swear that isn't a bad off.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did they say yes?

Amazing.

30 seconds.

Alright, man.

Alright, let's move it.

Oh my god.

We should have brought that guy back there to the wedding.

I don't think so.

No.

You know what we should do?

Sprint for a hotel.

Mm.

Long hot bath does sound amazing.

Great sheets.

Yeah.

Maybe a massage.

There's one about an hour from here that's not too pricey.

That one?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hey, you must be beat.

Come on, just let me drive.

No, no, no.

No, no.

You be passenger, princess.

Forget about being driving, Ty.

Baby.

What about that?

I can drive for a bit.

Bats.

You're looking at the wrong warrior.

Shit.

Thanks.

You barrels, you woke me up.

Oh my god.

Ty.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god.

He's hit a tree straight off the road.

Yeah.

Where are we?

Farms first, Fredo.

You're off Forest Road?

Yeah.

Yeah, you guys better hurry up, man.

It does not look good.

Ty?

Yeah?

Ty?

He needs help.

Something pulled him back in.

Ty?

Ty?

Just him.

What ?

Hey you there ! Okay ?

Ambulance is just on its way, Okay ?

Con't talk ? don't talk, dude.

Just try to breathe.

What the fuck?

Ty, are you okay?

Don't tell me you're okay, Max.

I don't know how I see it.

That's what I just saw.

What's that from there, dude?

That is so weird.

Yeah, well, I'll talk to him.

I'll talk to him, okay?

Yeah.

Just let me out of here.

Yeah, it's on me.

Fuck.

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

Yeah.

I'm driving.

Come on, come on, Ty.

Let me out.

Let's go.

Let's go get a pot of water, okay?

Something's wrong with the dash cam.

The footage cuts out right before the crash happens.

It's so weird.

Come on.

It is weird.

Come on.

Yeah.

That's it.

I'm gonna give it a rest for tonight, huh?

Please.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Good.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

You have your unflattering intention.

Yes.

Good.

Stay out of it.

Tomorrow's a van life meet-up, how about it?

You want me to go?

Do not be on the road.

Okay?

Who are you?

I'm your fiancé.

Come on.

Careful.

You can do that.

I'm coming.

You can.

I'm not gonna try.

What the fuck?

I saw these on the car last night.

What?

What do you mean, like, they crashed into us?

No.

I mean, I saw the exact same marks on his car.

Three scratches, just like that.

Yeah, well, his car is all...

Types of ding-dong.

Fold this on at the valet to buff it out, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, good idea.

Oh, my God.

I think we found her.

She's right.

Oh, my God, it's him.

Shit.

I'm going to the bar.

I think we have pork.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, absolutely.

But just respect.

Hi.

Hey, man.

You're Brad Fuller, right?

From the Vandalize channel?

Yeah.

I've been a subscriber of your channel forever.

I've seen, like, all your videos, like, a hundred times.

God.

So, this is what, kid?

All right.

She has no hair as sleek and sexy as yours.

But, you know, we've got to face our build-up skills.

We've been working on it.

We've been.

Not bad.

This is Matt.

Hi.

She did the interior design.

Yeah.

Last job before I retire.

Good for you.

But, honestly, nothing beats this.

Yeah.

I didn't feel like I'd breathe different out here.

Ouch.

Now it's nasty.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's been a bit of a rough night.

Yeah.

We got kicked out of the street.

We're still camping.

24-hour gyms.

You park there.

They're your friends from now on.

And they won't give you the knock.

And they got hot showers.

How about a tour of the castle?

Of course, man.

Come on in.

No, I'm going to go scratch my legs.

Do you want me to call in?

Oh, no.

No, it's okay.

I'm that fucking tall.

We're happy to welcome you back.

Oh, no, thanks.

They look great.

It's depressing, isn't it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

A little.

Let me guess, what, two months out?

How can you tell?

You don't have that obnoxious glow of a first-weeker.

Oh, how long have you been out here?

I lost count two decades ago.

Maddie.

Diane.

Nice to meet you.

So you've been to a lot of these?

Not so much.

Just stopped in to see how Betty was keeping up.

Yeah.

How long did it take you to, you know, fully adjust?

Longer than two months, eh?

Well, my boyf- uh, fiancé, like, two hours.

So, not what you expected.

We both need a change of pace.

It's been an adventure.

For sure.

Yeah.

- But... - I don't know, it's, uh, doesn't quite feel like home yet, but we'll get there.

I think?

You're heading west?

Yeah.

Uh, yep.

Flagstuff.

And I've got a- Frank has a little seafood restaurant in the middle of the desert.

Don't bring it in.

Great.

Well, Safe travels.

And you two?

Road can be a scary place.

We were driving and this guy just came out of nowhere and crashed.

Right in front of us here.

Did you stop?

You seem a lot brighter than somebody's yuppies.

Whatever you and your van are looking for, it's not out here.

Oh, no, we're okay.

No, I am serious.

You listen to me.

You stay off the quieter roads.

Don't drive at night.

And if you do, don't stop.

Don't ever stop.

People don't take trips.

Trips take people.

Maddy?

Take care, Maddy.

I want to see you up there next time I'm back.

Making friends, huh?

Yeah, I thought so.

Hey, I thought so.

I'll show you.

Come on.

Yeah?

Yeah, come on.

Hey, you want some popcorn?

Well, he said he'd think different.

You fixed it.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a paint job guy.

Mm-hmm.

How much did he charge you?

Well, he said he wanted to reset his car and balance, so...

I did it for free.

Wow.

Feels good.

Look at you networking.

Wow.

It's like the old days.

All right, see you.

See ya.

Mm-hmm.

Have a good Friday.

Thank you.

- Look at that ! - You wanna dance ?

- Yeah ? - Alright.

I mean, I haven't stopped working here.

It's been a long time.

Let me show you.

Look at that.

Hey.

Hey.

You good?

Yeah.

All right.

I'll be down loading.

Cool.

I'll see you at the van.

All right.

See you soon.

Jesus christ.

Oh shit.

Alright.

Okay.

Okay.

What ?

Alright.

Come on, oh no!

Hello!

Hey, calm down!

Tyler, I am sorry for not managing!

No, no please don't go?

It's empty!

Huh?

It's empty.

No, no, no, no, I'm telling you.

He grabbed me and then...

What do you think?

He's on the dash cam.

Okay, let me show you.

Okay?

He's not here.

Well, where do I go?

It tells you to look forward.

And the van's not moving.

It's just...

What?

Just the hot rocks, baby.

But he was...

He was...

He was in that guy's car the other night.

He was in his car, and I saw him.

Look, he's right there.

I've already seen this.

He just...

He's here.

There's nobody there, baby.

It's hard.

What does he look like?

What does he look like?

I'll go find him.

No, you can't, no.

No.

I don't want to sleep here.

Please don't.

Hey, I believe you.

Okay.

Mistakes in life just make them birds.

Bob really was your happy place, huh?

No matter what home I got moved to or where I was,

watching this guy do what he loved was the one constant I could count on.

I guess, to me, that meant he was kind of home.

Having both your parents under the same roof don't make it a home.

They look perfect, but behind closed doors...

People get trapped in lives they don't want.

But this van, you...

That's why we had to escape all that.

Oh.

Max, check it out.

No, it's even got your spelling.

It's gone in the back.

It's got to.

Yeah.

This place is like a gold mine.

Like the opposite of gold.

There's nothing in here of any value and yet I want to go home.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

Guilty.

In the back.

Yeah.

I think we're going to need a bigger van.

Yeah.

We're going to need a bigger back.

That too.

Yeah.

So tonight, at the campsite, we're thinking we cuddle or maybe just...

I can't.

This is an amazing spot in the forest.

I love it.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, Jesus.

Hey.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Good.

I've got something to show you.

What?

Come on.

What is that?

Welcome to La Spinta Cinema Parody Cell.

Thank you.

Whatever happened back there is way behind us.

It's long gone.

It's like 100 miles in the rear view.

I was thinking tonight we could just be in the moment.

I mean, it ain't much, but it's home.

A rolling harvest.

Courtesy of the Gymsfree Wi-Fi.

Very good.

Well, here you go.

I love this movie.

Yes.

My boy.

The movie actually gets better, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah.

How's that?

She goes home by herself without Joe at the end.

Right.

But us, we get married.

Yeah.

We get to keep doing this forever.

Forever?

I mean, eventually we'll all have to go back to reality, right?

Well, actually, Gary, my old boss, called me.

Oh, yeah?

He offered me my old job back.

He said I could do the thing completely remotely, as is even payable.

It's pretty good, right?

Yeah.

Wow.

That's great.

Don't exactly sound thrilled.

Oh, I don't know how long this is sustainable.

I really want to try and find somewhere safe to sleep every night.

It hasn't worked out lately.

What is going on right now, Matt?

You haven't even put your ring on yet.

Searching.

You should always wear necklaces.

Seems I do.

It's not that I don't love you.

I do.

I love you.

I don't want to see that.

I just…

It's not worth it to know what one likes.

I don't love this life.

I mean, you know I grew up always being shuffled from one foster home to the next.

I never had a home home like you did.

You know that's not always quite thought to be.

You see, the thing you're running away from is the very thing I've been searching for my entire life.

I thought this is what you wanted.

You and me, together, on the open road, unshackled from our desks.

I did it was fun in the beginning, but I ...

All right, so what you ... You want to go slow down?

I want to stop.

You want to stop?

Yeah.

Back up the van. Sell it.

Mm-hmm Head back to Brooklyn.

Maybe you can go he's back.

Look at me.

I saw in your face that you're happy. You love this. Being free.

And I never ask you to give up your dream. I'm just worried.

That no matter what direction we take one of us one ...

It stopped. What we say all of us will end up what?

- Watch just happened ? - Not sure

- Ty ? - what is that?

I don't know Ty.

You see that ? Hey, man

You saw that right?

Yeah.

- Do you see anything ? - No.

What the hell is now ?

it stopped.

- We got to leave. - Yes.

The keys ? I don't have the keys. Oh!

- They're outside. - What ?

They got to be.

What the fuck is going on ?

Is that what you did see ?

It's the way drifters communicated back in the day when the roads were first being built.

They used these symbols to warn each other.

This is our van.

And the car that crashed, it latches onto you when you're on the road.

Some water's for you.

Thank you.

I'll give you two a moment.

Some people call him the passenger who made that guy crash,

and then he stopped.

And somehow, everywhere we've gone is clear.

There's got to be a way we can save him.

He marked the van.

The van's still coming.

He marked the van, right?

Right?

So we just dumped it.

Yeah.

We burned the van.

I don't think it works like that.

From what I've read, it's not the van he's marked.

It's us.

No.

No.

We can shake him.

I'll be right back.

The old lady last day.

Who?

The nomad from the van.

She warned me about this.

What do you know about her?

She was headed to Flagstaff to work in a seafood restaurant.

There can't be many of those.

Flagstaff is a straight shot from here.

Let's go.

She said not to drive it.

We should wait.

We're running out of daylight.

How much further?

We should be close.

The manager at the restaurant said she was staying here.

Shit.

We can't stop.

We got a choice.

This thing only comes out of dark, right?

So we need to be waiting around.

Or we get out there and deal with this.

Make it quick.

Hey.

Lght.

Oh, sorry.

They're both there.

They were here, right?

I think so.

They were just here.

You've got to be kidding me.

Careful.

Almost done.

I thought I lost you baby.

It's okay.

It's alright.

Are you okay ?

We have to go.

Did you guys see Diane Larson?

Ah, no.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi, I'm.

Hi.

Sorry to bother you, but we're looking for Diane.

Diane Larson.

Oh, no.

I can't help you.

Diane.

Her name is Diane.

We were told it was this camp.

You know it's this camp.

Whatever you guys got yourselves into, we don't want any part of it.

Just please point us in the right direction.

Take your Airbnb on wheels and get out of here.

What are you doing here?

Diane.

Hey, um...

Hey, uh, is there some place that we can talk in private, please?

Why?

Since when was...

Oh my God.

Get back in your van.

Get the hell out of here.

Now.

Right away.

Come on, everybody.

Pack up.

Get inside.

Lock your doors.

What are they doing?

Lock up.

Lock themselves in.

These are good people just trying to get by.

We chose to bring evil into this camp.

We had no choice, okay?

He's been following us everywhere.

And he's gonna keep coming.

What is it?

He's a highwayman from hell.

An abomination.

I don't know what it is, but it's unholy.

Something demonic.

It'll have its fall by causing wrecks on the highway.

Hungry for pain, death, suffering.

When it marks you, most people don't last more than a couple of days.

The fact that it hasn't killed you yet means it's enjoying the rise.

All right, so how come you lived on the road so long and not run anywhere?

Why'd it pick us?

Because you stopped.

We're careful.

We see the warning signs, and most importantly, we follow the rumbles.

Don't try to connect them.

But I really do not stop.

Ever so.

Hey, now.

Hey, now, for God's sake.

What are we doing here?

There's gotta be some kind of way we can beat it, right?

I heard him.

What?

The first time he attacked me, he let go when our St. Christopher medallion touched him.

There's a story from a long time ago.

There was this trucker who got away.

He sought refuge in a church outside of Grand Junction, the St. Christopher Church.

So if you can get there, that might be your best hope.

Okay, okay.

What do we do when we get there?

St. Christopher's Holy Ground?

Just not weak in its pelvis.

Get it there.

Maybe you can kill it.

If that doesn't work, you pray.

For salvation.

I am.

I'll find this church.

It's not on any map you'll find.

How do we get there?

Come on!

It's on a dead-end road in the middle of a desert.

You need to know how to read the signs.

I'll take you there.

Oh, really?

Thank you.

No, we've got to get on the move now.

Get in your van.

I'll meet you all around the other side.

Come on, guys.

We've got to get out of here.

It's here.

I'm okay, shit.

Come on, guys.

We've got to drive.

Oh, there's so many cats.

So close to death.

I'm going to die.

Get in your van.

It's a dead-end road.

Stay there.

Stay there.

Thank you, sir.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm a bit rusty.

Take the church.

We have to get to the church.

Right?

The church?

Yeah.

Yeah.

We've still got a lot to go through.

I know.

But I said we'd drive in that direction and try every back road we can.

Right?

Yeah.

It's better than waiting around to die.

I'll get us up.

You go get us supplies.

Okay.

Ty, we're not splitting up.

Okay?

We're not splitting up.

You got more of these in the back?

Anything?

Just the usual St. Christopher stuff.

Hey, son.

When he was younger, he wandered the road to a little ematic monk.

One morning, the monk suddenly stopped in his tracks, terrified by a cross on the side of the road.

Christopher then realized he wasn't traveling with a man of God.

This was a demon.

A demon who takes the form of a preacher as an act of blasphemy.

Diane said he's been around forever.

Christopher's dark opposite.

For everything holy, there's something unholy.

Read Muttar.

How is it night ?

I don't know.

We've got to get back to town.

Where'd he stop?

He'd have to know how to read the signs.

Hold on.

Nath, what are you doing?

It'll be a lonely trip.

Just trust me.

It's out of control.

It's not normal.

He means this way.

There's no fucking road, Debbie.

Someone or something, but that's somewhere there for us to see.

I don't know.

Who's there?

Your sins have led you down the path of condemnation.

And here's the wicked's punishment.

Try and get us in there.

Before we'll ever be alive.

Before the sun rises.

Before God's blood runs over you.

Nath, it's not worth it.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Where are you?

I don't know.

This has to be the road.

The church has to be on this road.

Why?

How do we get through?

I'll guide you.

The church.

Maybe this is real.

It's just trying to stop us.

- Don't go ! - No way !

Head to the church.

Holly grounds.

Give me an accident.

We lost everything.

Not everything.

I didn't get to say goodbye.

That's not God.

Oh, man.

Man, do you see what's coming?

You're thinking we'll buy a house and create a community?

Yeah, sounds good.

Get a God dog.

Yeah.

Want to take out every nightmare?

You're gonna find one.