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Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just grew, but also came.

We're rotten, everybody take the pensions, things were bad and bad and good.

Then came Robin Hood, a bar, soon a band of very men began.

They wore outfits made of plain green cotton, helping make them sweat their business.

Boy, a boy was business good, good for Robin Hood.

They laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.

They jumped a lot of pencils, they robbed a rich,

give to the poor, except when they came for expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for Robin Hood, they laughed, they loved, they bought, they drank.

They jumped a lot of pencils, they robbed a rich,

give to the poor, except when they came for expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for Robin Hood.

On this very site, Sherwood Meadows told to leisure living from Hubert.

But if you build here, what happens to our homes?

Silence, wretches.

I could care less about your homes.

I just registered my kid at school.

Besides, this is where our roots are.

Where are your clothes?

I suggest you stop your sniffling and start your hovel hunting.

I must get this news to Robin Hood.

Your shot, Friar.

Friar, no fare.

What's the matter?

Two against one.

Not bad for a man at the cloth, hey Robin?

Friar, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Three?

Why not?

I bring an important message.

Little John, how many times do I have to tell you?

Just the poster.

Sherwood Meadows, they're going to tear down the peasants

homes and put up luxury houses for the rich burgers.

We can't allow the sheriff to do this to our friends.

Yeah, men, the peasants are brothers.

An attack upon the peasants is an attack upon us.

That's right, Robin Hood.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

I'm not arguing with you.

I'm on your side, remember?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Of course.

Well, what are we going to do, Robin?

They're not, men.

We'll stop the sheriff.

But first... I know what comes first.

I go to the castle and find out the plan.

She's way ahead of you, Robin.

I better be off.

How about one for the road?

That's in case it's a two-lane highway.

Oh!

So this is Sherwood Meadows.

Precisely.

Soon wealthy burgers by the hundreds, neither

thousands will be living in homes like these.

Yes, but it'll have to be very small people.

And all of it controlled by my company, Hubert and the

Soviets, a division of greed and avarice incorporated.

Yes, of all.

To build these homes, we will have to cut down

Sherwood Forest, giving Robinhood no place to hide.

But how can you drop down an entire forcible?

Not if the four guys some Gloucester on the job.

The four guys from Gloucester?

Yes.

The world's greatest wood tuppers.

We were fortunate to get them.

They walked off their last job.

It seems the forest they were chopping down was haunted.

They refused to work in an enchanted forest.

Isn't it silly strong men afraid of ghosts and goblins?

Which is a grolly thing.

But surely nobody could do that.

Oh, really?

Have you ever heard of Bald Mountain?

Yes.

Well, that was their work.

All we said was take a little off the top.

By nightfall, Sherwood Forest will be as flat as the world.

Four men.

Let's see.

Four men.

That means if they start chopping now, they should be done by noon, 1975.

I feel that you are taking this much too lightly.

Well, Mary, I think the sheriff is taking us much too lightly.

These men are the four guys from Gloucester.

The ones that worked on the Sahara Forest.

No, no, you mean the Sahara Desert?

Sure.

Now.

If you're not worried, I guess I'm not.

Marion, Marion, Marion.

When you've been in this business as long as I

have, you can smell a threat of my whole way.

Men, relax, take it easy, as you were.

Huh?

As you were.

Oh, I was over here.

Which way is this on your face?

You were to my right.

I was like this.

I can't wait to meet the four guys.

I've admired them for so long.

Be patient, Bertrand.

They will be here any moment now.

What's the first thing you're going to buy when you become rich?

Oh, I think I'll buy that second horse.

Something for in town.

In a mountain greenery where God paints a sea.

Oh, the four guys arrive at.

They're going to be so formal here they come.

Axes and gold.

Let them pick the dog.

No!

Mountain greenery be your home.

Yeah!

What do you buy, dump, and a... Buh-buh-buh, by sight of bumping.

Buh-buh-buh, blood on mountain greenery.

Home!

Buh-buh-been me!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bertrand, presenting the four guys from Gloucester.

All England, for the past four years, Guy the Beaver Butler.

At 250 pounds, Guy Buh-buh Cooper.

From Liverpool State, Guy Tutor of Tinker.

In fact, for the tenth per season, the captain of the team, Guy Mad Dog de Muppessor.

Get my axe.

Tell me, do you guys think you can level showered farthest by nightfall?

No, you're kidding, I can throw that little patch

of shrubbery with my axe tied behind my back.

How do you want the wood?

Floorboards, shingles, toothpicks, maybe?

Excellent!

Then let us begin.

Here, boss.

Thanks, Guy.

Sheriff.

According to the Union rules, it's against the law

to cut, chop, or trim any forest that is enchanted.

You sure this place ain't haunted?

Well, it's a two.

It's not me, of course.

I don't scare easily, but it's the guy who's over there, you know?

Rest assured that showered farthest is not enchanted.

Two, two, showered forest.

Three, four.

In a mountain greenery where God paints a scenery just for crazy people to gather.

What about you, boss?

Robin Hood is in for a little surprise.

Very good, Marion.

What's the password?

Robin loves Marion.

What's that?

This is something we said.

Little John, quickly.

Go see what's going on.

Himal!

Hey!

They're really doing it.

There's more guys chopping down showered forest.

I didn't believe that four men could do this.

We must act fast.

Kimmer!

I mean, do it, Robin.

Cut it down every three and a half.

This is a real bummer, Jack.

I just had my tree redecorated.

Men, we've got to do something to stop this destruction.

Right, you are, Robin.

Let's go and rip those woodcutters apart.

Come on, Renault.

Hey, hold it!

What's all of us talk about killing a destruction?

Let's do it!

Wait!

Look, these are just working men doing their job.

The sheriffs are real enemy.

We must find a way to stop them without hurting them.

They walked off their last job.

The forest they were chopping down was haunted.

They refused to work in an enchanted forest.

Did anybody hear a bing?

It's an idea.

And it just may be crazy enough to work.

The darn worry about the estrel will handle everything.

The receipt.

Thank you very much for your deposits.

And I'm sure you'll be very happy here at Sherwood.

Bye now.

We're really wrecking it in.

All these wealthy burgers have money to mount.

Don't look now.

But it's Burger Holloway made of fortune and dairy products.

He's known as a cheeseburger.

A welcome to our model home.

As soon as Sherwood Forest is leveled, you may inspect your loss.

But in the meantime, allow us to give you a tour.

It's a good day here.

A hot day's work.

A hot day's work.

A hot day's work.

The door is closed.

Hey, hey, hey.

What's your manners, huh?

You got a knock?

Yeah.

Come here.

Hey, hey, hey, after you boss.

No, no, no!

Someone!

It's a brilliant room.

It's nice in here, huh?

Yeah, a little bit.

It's kind of nice.

Hey, boss.

Yes, boss.

Oh, no.

How are you stuck in here?

Get the boss over here.

Hey, shut up.

Let me chance to think.

As to quiet, make some noise.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I got it.

We'll reach out for his right.

We'll chop it down.

I'm a rush.

I'm a rush.

Yeah, I'm a rush.

Of course.

I'm a rush.

What are you going to do?

For dinner, get my drift.

Look out behind you.

Mr. Van Lowe's wild bear is weird, huh?

Right.

Well, back to work.

I give a bonus to the first man who chops down 50 trees.

Fifty-six.

All right.

If

you're crusade of that, we can arrange for easy lowdowns.

And, uh, here's something that I personally

believe no 12th century home should be without.

Your own.

Your very own.

Automatic washer.

They're on the rim side.

That's fine, Ronaldo.

You look great.

You're blamed right in.

See you later.

All right, I'll take this tree.

You take that tree.

Okay, boss, gotcha.

Hiya, shrimpie.

Mira, what?

Drop that act.

I said drop it, turkey.

You talking to me?

No, I'm talking to myself.

Of course, I'm talking to you, man.

What do you think I'm crazy?

Stay right there, okay?

Be right back.

Boss.

Boss, the tree is talking to me.

Hey, you're drinking on a job?

No.

Come here, boss.

Boss, gotcha.

This is the tree.

Tree?

This is my boss.

Go ahead and say hello.

You talk to me, talk to my boss.

I'll start the conversation.

You got to break the ice, boss.

What's new?

How's the family?

How about those bears, huh?

Think the Vikings will take it this year?

Get your work!

Put yourself together, man.

Cut it down.

Okay, talking trees.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

There is so much for the sleeping quarters.

And keep in mind that all homes are close to schools.

Convenient for shopping.

And near all major cart lines.

In case I'll be works downtown.

And finally, the p.s.

de resistance.

A tired burger comes home from a hard day of burging.

It's a place to relax, a place to unwind, a place where he can get away from it all,

where he can be by himself and in think.

And for that purpose, we have created a share of human exclusive.

Your own.

Your video.

Dead.

Now if you'll step this way, we'll arrange for you down payment.

Bats and snakes and lizards too.

Bowling cauldron of witches, broo.

Yeah!

You boys are quite cute to use, some dragon-y!

Where is she going?

We've got to get out of here and fast.

Hey, what's that sound?

It's forest drums.

That's all we need, Indians.

Hey, they got a trap!

We're surrounded!

We're gonna attack that place up again.

As long as the drums are playing, we're okay.

It's when the drums stop, then we've got to worry.

Now we worry.

No!

It's going up better if you're not here.

What do you go for from us?

We want you to put the forest back the way it was.

You got it!

You had him back for the forest!

Back to where it was!

Now leave and never darken our forest again.

You may go.

Go!

Consider us gone!

Because you're among the first to purchase one of these homes, I'm throwing this in.

I'll do it yourself, moped it.

I'll get you out of here!

You cannot leave, you have a job to do.

Show it for us, must be leveled before nightfall.

No way!

Show it forest is haunted!

Yeah, with ghosts and witches and vampires, people walking around with no heads.

It was horrible.

We were lucky to get out alive.

No, don't leave!

We're having snacks!

If you realize what you've done, you have caused me to lose my price, customers.

I am going to take you to court.

I am going to sue you.

I'm going to turn your names into mud.

I'm going to ruin your reputation.

No, all right!

Well...

I'm so scared!

I will get out of here!

Oh, shit up!

Here we are with no fudge up!

So, what are we to do?

What was this?

And they left you holding the bag.

Yes, patron.

They left me holding the bag.

You!

You!

You!

You!

Come in!

Oh, thank you!

We're very wealthy burgers from the northern province of Chaco.

Ah, yes!

But the Chaco burgers!

What can we do for you?

Well, we're from out of town, and we are easily deceived.

We're looking for a house.

And we've got a lot.

Lots of money to spend.

See?

Allow me to give you a tour of our model house.

Oh, that would be simply wonderful.

Handsome.

Over here we have a French kitchen with us.

Oh, what's over here?

Good looking?

That's just a den.

Just a den.

We'll show you that later.

Or couldn't we see it now?

I need a place to go by many riches.

Oh, by all means.

Where are you going?

It's all right, Roach.

I'm sorry, but we've changed our mind.

Thanks, anyway.

Like

such a nice couple, especially the woman.

You know what it is?

That was no now, woman.

It was your wife.

No!

It was Robin Hood's money.

He may have ruined our project.

But he didn't get our money.

Robin has switched my money.

Where's the paper?

Where's it?

You have changed for the candy, Rapa?

We ought to turn that for this more often.

It's better than the ancient and fried fesit.

Ah, may we halt the festivities for a moment.

I would like to formally thank the sheriff and the rich

burgers for their very generous donation to our needy cause.

I wonder where the four guys from Gloucester are right now.

Wherever they are, they're still running.

Can you imagine anyone being so afraid of ghosts?

Which is it?

Yes, so, isn't it?

Ronaldo, what happened?

Did you fall in love with your ghost costume?

Ronaldo?

Ronaldo?

Hey, man.

You call?

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!