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Once upon a time when things were rotten, not just good, but also key.

We're rotten!

Everybody kicked the peasants.

Things were bad and that ain't good.

Then they rob and good, above.

Soon a band of very men began.

They were up to state of plain green cotton, helping make them twice their business.

Boy, a boy was business good.

Good for Robin Hood.

They left

the rich, get to the more.

Excess for the kept more expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for Robin

Rich, get to the more.

Excess for the kept more expenses.

So when other legends are forgotten, we'll remember back from things were rotten.

Game for Robin!

My leisure, now in possession of one of the finest

spells ever designed by Antonio Sutterbellis.

Fantastic!

Did you have much trouble stealing the bell from nothing, Amabi?

Oh, we didn't steal it, my lord.

We merely borrowed it.

Whatever.

When this bell is around, its tones bring peace and tranquility to all who hear it.

That's him!

I so love walking in the rain.

Sorry, I lost my train of thought.

When the bell tolls midnight, it'll be a bald ship bound for Africa.

To toll in one of the world's largest bell collections, that to Prince Enjormo,

I'll eat you up.

So long, sucker!

Have a good trip to Africa.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

You like this one?

You never want it.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Yeah, delicious.

Wait a minute.

No nobody move.

There is a crook at this table, man.

Somebody copped my leg a lamp.

Now I wonder who did it.

Little John, you're supposed to be in a diet.

I am, Robin.

Honest, I've been good.

Hey, if I took it, may I be struck by lightning?

How did that get there?

Little John, this is inexcusable.

I couldn't help it, Robin.

I'm beginning to crack.

Look at me.

I'm wasted away to nothing.

I've got to have somebody eat.

Little John, you are going to stay in a diet until you're down to a 46 regular.

Oh, Robin.

Robin, I bring the abbot of nutting him, Abbey, with the grievous tale to tell.

May he speak to you.

Certainly, Friar.

Bring him here.

Hey, Abbot!

Master Robin, you must help us.

The sheriff has stolen our beloved Abbey Bell.

Not the famous Stratabellius.

The same.

He's going to sell it and ship it to Africa tonight.

Africa?

That must be why they're giving a banquet for Prince Enjomo, a Ethiopia.

A banquet, huh?

Oh, yes.

With honches of Venison from Prince John's Game Preserve.

Venison, please, Mary.

Yo, Sturkey.

Isn't... Maryam, please.

It's Claire.

Maryam.

I'm Zonyam.

Maryam, stop it!

This man has got a turkey on his back.

Master Robin.

Can you help me?

If you're not good, Abbot, you'll get your Bell back.

Can you describe it?

Oh, it was just one of those things.

One of those bells that now and then rings.

But Robin, it weighs over 2,000 pounds.

And it is so sensitive that if you speak in its presence, it will resound.

Well, it'll take some time to think of a plan for this one.

There is no time Enjomo takes possession of the Bell at midnight.

Midnight?

Then I'll just have to think faster.

I've got it.

Gather round that.

Here's what we'll do.

We come out of the forest here, and we enter the tower here.

Alan, I want you to stand watch here.

Got it, sir.

Ronaldo, I want you to fake the moat and go along.

Got it, sir.

And Alan, we'll need lots of gauze and bandages.

Got it, sir.

What?

Yes, we're going to take the bandages and wrap them around the bell to silence it.

Now, little John, I want you to lift the bell

and then lower it to the ground with a rope.

Lift and lower, got it, sir.

Marion, I want you to keep Prince John and his guests from

getting into the bell tower for as long as you possibly can.

Got it, sweetheart.

I mean, sir.

Wait!

You can't risk your soreness hitting the bell and giving you away.

You're right, Abbot.

We go unarmed.

Unarmed?

You are easy!

We can't rob a bandage.

What do you mean no swords?

What if we get caught?

That's easy.

We don't get caught.

Dunding, dunding, dunding, dunding, dunding, dunding.

Max.

Yes, good lord.

Max, may I have your ear for a moment?

Sure.

I specifically have put a bell motif.

Max, my life is bells.

You don't understand.

I love bells.

I want bells.

I sleep bells.

I eat bells.

I hear bells.

Who are we expecting?

Heidi.

And what kind of bell is this?

What is it?

Marion.

Oh, forgive me, Sire.

I didn't know that you were busy.

Well, of course I'm busy.

I'm a prince, aren't I?

A prince is always busy.

This is not an easy job, you know.

It's not all bright lights and applause.

There is a broken heart for every jewel in my crown.

Well, I just wanted to tell you that prince and Jormo's coach has arrived.

Excellent.

Bertram, bring Prince and Jormo to us.

You're of lovely tonight, Marion.

Thank you.

Save the first dance for me.

Oh, I'd love to.

But I'm planning on having a headache.

Prince and Jormo, have a seat.

My dear prince, welcome to nothing in castle.

Allow me.

In all I am one, no more.

From I have no idea you were so well versed in the African dialect.

Well, foreign and domestic languages were my major at nodding him to a new college.

In all I am one.

That won't be necessary.

I'm well versed in your language.

Allow me to formally introduce myself.

I am prince in Jormo.

And this is dawn.

The prince in Jormo and dawn.

A pleasure.

I must say I was rather surprised to hear of a second Stradervilius.

I long thought that there was just the one hanging in your nuttingham abbey.

Well, we found another genuine Stradervilius and a used bellot in Yorkshire.

We did?

We did.

We did.

Excellent.

Let's start celebrating.

Right this way your table's waiting.

Well, so you attended the show with JC?

Yes, I did.

Tell me.

Did you know Susan Levinson?

How are we going to scale that castle wall?

Very not good, Friar.

That's why I brought this beauty along.

When I'll do?

Can me a number four?

Okay, now listen.

You'll be careful on this one.

It breaks a little to the left.

Or not?

Friar, not now.

Please.

We'll be right back.

Keep the cart run over.

How'd you like to milk one of these babies?

Remember, lads, we're unarmed.

To get those bandages, we'll start wrapping the bell.

Do you know the hustle?

Bertrand Marbler.

Did you have any of his bed, Bertrand?

No, I think very much so.

It's all brown.

Very Bertrand.

It is almost 11.

Go to the bell-free and ring the bell.

Wait a minute, Bertrand.

I want to ring the bell.

It is Bertrand's turn, sir.

Your turn is at midnight.

Midnight?

Yes.

That's when the big hand and the little hand are pointing straight up.

I thought that was noon.

Ring the bell.

Ring the bell.

Ring the bell.

Quick plans.

Put your fingers in your ears.

That is the heaviest sound this bad dude is ever heard.

There is someone up in the bell tower.

Now, quietly, lads, quiet.

Just as I suspected, Robin Hood.

But we're unarmed.

Now it's fail.

It's a fight you shall have.

Shhh!

Use me.

God, run him through!

That's your service.

You'll never get away with this, Robin Hood.

You'll never get away with this.

You'll never get away with this.

John!

Well, little John, it's up to you now.

Wow, he fainted!

Little John, little John, wake up now.

He's smearing out the knee, John.

Little John.

Dinner.

Everything on the menu.

I'm sorry, Robin.

I must have blacked out.

It's hunger.

I have no strength.

I haven't had a bite to eat all day.

We'd better get him some food quick.

Nobody delivers this time of night.

The banquet.

They're having a banquet here.

Here?

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Later.

Sorry, pal, that's not my curtain.

Careful, that's my pouring arm.

This is urgent.

Give this to that lady over there, would you?

Yeah.

Sorry, I haven't any change.

You're sorry.

Three years from retirement, I got a wife once a mean coat.

My son got crooked teeth.

I got a daughter who knows only from one thing.

Give me, get me, buy me.

Him?

No change.

Not him.

Thank you.

Who's it from?

The last of the big time spenders.

Another stiff.

They should call us place nothing ham.

That's the right name.

My spoon for me.

I seem to have dropped it.

It's my castle.

It's my spoon.

Thank you, Prince John.

More quickly, Lance.

Little John should be returning soon with a full belly and renewed strength.

We have a full weekend of activities planned for you, your Excellency.

Our old regret prints in German.

Where did you have to rush away so quickly?

Yes, my boat must sail just after midnight.

The rates all over then.

Who took my drumstick?

Have some more, Sire.

What do you have to say to him?

What's the point?

What happened?

Who's that?

It appears someone didn't pay their condolences.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Do something about it.

Oh, yeah.

Charge.

Where are you, little John?

Ready, Robin.

No.

I'm sorry, Robin.

It's no good.

I can't do it.

I must need more nourishment.

Little John, maybe this will help.

I was saving it for emergencies such as this.

Gee, thanks, Robin.

That's my favorite candy.

I'm notting him good nutty.

Personally, I can't eat chocolate.

It plays havoc with my complexion.

Well,

friend, if things go well, we'll be insured by midnight.

Has my leash finished his ice cream yet?

Yes.

And it was delicious.

Fine.

And now, if you'll excuse us, we shall go to the bell-free.

Where Prince and Gemma can finally view our prized bell.

It's time, Robin.

A perfect lamp.

Robin!

Someone is coming in the bell-free.

Quick, lads.

To the ground and get the bell safely weighed.

I'll stay here and hold them off.

You want to talk about bravery?

You want to talk about gracey?

He's an odd.

Your brother, Bertrand, was kind enough to leave this for me.

Now, listen.

Head for Sherwood.

But wherever you are, when you hear my whistle, stop

and ring the bell as loud as you can, understand?

Sure, but why?

Ask not for whom the bell tells.

Good luck.

Is the time yet, Hubert?

Prince and Gemma, let the ringing of the strata bellius by Prince John symbolize

the goodwill between your country and ours.

Malaysia, ring the bell.

I want to hear my bell.

Ding dong, ding dong.

What is the meaning of this?

The meaning is that you should never try to sell something that isn't yours.

You mean this is stolen property?

Correct.

stolen from Nottingham Abbey.

Deceit is not an honorable trait.

If I were not a prince, I'd bust you upside your head.

Junior.

I think he is just seven diplomatic relations.

Gods!

Wait!

Can't we sell this some other way?

Out of the question!

Very well, but it isn't fair.

You need at least three more men.

He is mine.

That's one less bell to answer.

Robin.

Robin.

The abbot would like to thank you personally for returning his bell.

Hey, abbot!

Master Robin.

We shall remember you when our prayers forever.

It was a team effort, good abbot.

All the prayers are so happy that they've sent

you some gifts to show their appreciation.

Oh, that's what I get.

A show from Brother Who.

That's beautiful.

A prayer book.

Look at that.

From Brother What?

And a rotary.

From Brother I don't know.

That I really like.

That's really lovely.

Nice.

Abbot, wait a minute.

The show is from Brother Who?

That's right.

The Who?

Yes, he made it himself.

No, no, no, no.

What is the name of the brother who knitted the show?

No, what is the name of the brother who gave it the prayer book?

That's what I'm trying to find out, Abbot.

What?

The brother who knitted the show?

Who?

No, no, no, no.

The show is from Who?

Yes.

And the brother who gave us the prayer book?

What?

Abbot, wait, wait.

The show is from Brother Who?

That's right.

Who?

Yes, he made it himself.

No, no, no, no.

What is the name of the brother who knitted the show?

No, what is the name of the brother who gave it the prayer book?

That's what I'm trying to find out.

The brother who did it to John!

Yes!