All language subtitles for Twinkle.Twinkle.Lucky.Stars.1985.Extended.1080p.BluRay.x264.FLAC.1.0-Pahe.in

In 1945, the United States dropped
the first atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan.

In 1964, the United States
was involved in the Vietnam War.

The horizon is ablaze again.

In 1976, the United States launched
the first space shuttle

and brought it back to Earth successfully.

In 1981, Hong Kong's slum dwellers
fought repeatediy with the police

who came to evict them.

In 1982, massive fires
devastated Kwangton, Hong Kong.

In 1983, Britain went to war
with Argentina over the Falkland Islands,

unleashing the horror of missile warfare.

That same year, a typhoon grounded
26 cargo ships in Hong Kong.

In 1984, taxi workers in Hong Kong
went on strike and rioted.

However, none of this
has anything to do with the story.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Cho Yan-yuk

PRODUCER: Sammo Hung

LINE PRODUCERS: Eric Tsang | Barry Wong

ASSISTANT PRODUCERS:
Cho Ken-Nan | Cheung Chi-Leng

DIRECTOR: Sammo Hung

Hey, hey!

One, two, three, four...

seven, eight, nine, ten-—-

- Hey! Why did you kick me?
- It makes me happy. So what?

I didn't do anything to you.
P'm just exercising.

Hey, come help me prepare breakfast.

Coming, coming!

Big Brother, good morning.

Remember, I cook breakfast
every Wednesday morning,

but it'Il be your job from now on.

You have to remember what everyone likes.

Francolin Greens likes scrambled eggs.

These fried eggs are for Big Rehmannia.

Rhinohide likes hard-boiled eggs.

Monk Fruit is more troublesome.
He likes his eggs steamed.

How do you like your eggs?
You can tell them in a bit.

Fm fine with anything.
Big Brother, 'Il eat wWhat you're eating.

Fm simple. I like every type.
So I just take half from everybody.

Big Brother,
what if I like 1000-year-o0ld eggs?

You can eat 1000 eggs if you shut up.

You bastard!
I told you not to come to Hong Kong!

If you screw around again,
FII kick you out!

I was just playing a joke.

Just playing a joke?

I think you wanna get yourself killed.
Go and re-cook breakfast!

Fine, fine.

Can't even take a joke.

Pagoda Cake, we're not brothers anymore!

Even though your father is not his father
and his mother is not your mother...

you're still brothers.

Of course! We're all sworn brothers here.
But you're like blood brothers!

Exactly! He's just joking with us,
you don't have to get mad.

If you want to kill him, give him DDT.
Otherwise, stop acting and let him be.

That's right, Big Brother!
They say | don't have to die.

Fine.

Since you're going to take my place.

If they accept you, that's great.
You decide your own life and death.

Okay, good! Let's eat breakfast!

Wait, hold on...

To be part of this group,
you need to follow the rules.

We must sing before eating.

Hey! Singing again?
Why can't we sing after?

It doesn't matter. We'II eat after.

Eggs are on our table

And bread is on our table

Everyone, hurry up.
Let's eat them all together

Amen

From now on, don't speak so much
in front of your big brothers.

Hey, don't you hear the bell ringing?

- I hearit!
- Go open the door!

Empress Flower, you're here!

Come in.

Look who's here!

Empress Flower, how are you?

What's up with you guys? Something wrong?
Why aren't you guys ready yet?

- Ready for what?
- TOo go to Pattaya!

Didr't I call you guys
saying we're leaving a day earlier?

No.

No?

Yankee Ginseng took the message!

What are you looking at?
I don't want you guys to go.

Can't you guys just stay with me
one more day?

If you guys get ready in five minutes,
then there's still time.

Wait for me!

Empress Flower.
We'II see each other later, then?

Later, then...

Hello, everyone. !' m your guide,
Lo Ta-yu, but I can't sing country.

Welcome to the Morning Star
Tourist Circuit to Pattaya.

I don't want to talk too much
during the ride.

We should arrive in Pattaya
in about 2.5 hours.

It's going to take 2.5 hours to get there?

Does that mean we have to listen
to this guy's crap for two more hours?

Fm dying of boredom!

We'Il keep you entertained!

What are we going to play?
Hide-and-seek on the bus?

You guys are all idiots!

You can see the green roofs
and golden buildings-—-

Want to play moving games?

One after the other.
Look left and right. It's fun!

Go play with yourselves!

Stop the bus. I want to go to the toilet.

There's no need to stop,
there's a toilet in the back.

- Big Brother, wWhat do we do?
- We also go.

Thai women are very seductive.

But, gentlemen, be very careful.

Let's see wWhom she touches
when she leaves!

Who will be the lucky one?

If you fall in love,
they'Il never let you go.

Then you'll have to marry them!

With you all standing here,
how can |I get back to my seat?

- Just walk sideways.
- Yes, yes.

This way, miss.

Please...

That was great! Did you enjoy her touch?!

Excuse me!

Miss, please...

In Pattaya, there are many ladyboys.

Therefore, gentlemen,
look twice before you flirt!

So be careful.

And if you get AIDS from one of them,
don't biame me!

Pattaya has fine sand, clear water.

There are lots of places to have fun.
You'll see!

And then there's the Thai food-—-

Here we are...! We've arrived.

Here we are! Everyone, please get off.

- Hey, it's so beautiful here!
- Yes!

- Let's go swimming! Come on!
- All right!

Hurry up...! Get out.

Hey, the girls are going swimming!
Let's go too!

The sun here can be brutal on your skin.

Francolin Greens.

- They think Fm your girlfriend.
- Yes.

It's hard to tell you this, but I have to.

Just say it. Love must be expressed.
Love is the ultimate emotion!

Fve never loved you.

And |I dare not to love you.

I hope you trust me.

I couldn't love you.

You should know: I said that before

because I wanted your help
to find Muscles.

That's why | flattered you that way.

And 'm sorry for doing that.

Actually, | also feel very sad.

I shouldn't have played
with your feelings.

I hope you're brave enough
to face the reality.

And | don't want you to feel sad.

We're still good friends.

Francolin Greens?

Hey, hurry up!

What will they think of us,

digging a tunnel
just to get close to them?

We're there, we're there!
It's a success! Hurry it up now!

Really? Are you sure
you got the right place?

Of course! | can feel them breathing
and their body temperatures!

If it wasn't for you,
I would have them in my arms already!

- Ouiet, or 'Il throw you out!
- Okay, okay, 'II be guiet! Sorry.

Hurry...!

May lovers in the world
not be dependents.

What happened?

- Why did it collapse...?!
- Let me go!

Sorry!

Sorry...!

Taking advantage of me?!
You're so disgusting!

You bastard! Wonr't let your brothers
enjoy themselves! Just had to ruin it all!

Having a good time, hot shots?

We ain't hot shots.

But | told everyone
that you were businessmen.

Who'd you tell?

Those four girls asked me
what you guys do.

| told them you were businessmen.

- You told them we were businessmen?
- Right! That could be bad luck!

W-What are you talking about?

But isn't it? They'Il expect us
to pay the bill for them.

You idiot! Really pissing me off!

Big Rehmannia, think of something
to make him stop talking!

Ladies! Sit down, please...!

Aren't we so lucky!

Lucky?

Why are you so lucky?

Nothing, a few of us just found out
that the stock index went up 909..

Jiangfeng Bank rose one dime per share,
and bought five shares for each one.

- Why haven't I heard that?
- We're just well informed.

Yes, we bought gold with the liguidity
we had before we came here.

But yesterday, it went down by 16 points.
That's S1.6 million gone without a sound.

But didn't you guys say you're so lucky?

Our portfolio should have fallen
by more than 30 points.

So it's luck that it fell by so little.

When our stock in real estate goes up,
we'll make the money back.

Yeah, or Saudi Arabian oil.
Arise of 70 or 80 cents per barrel,

no problem.

Do we still do oil business
with Saudi Arabia?

Our vintage cars eat
hundreds of gallons of gas every week.

- Enough talk! Let's order some food.
- Let's order food.

We already ate. You all can order,
but the food isn't good.

What'd you say?
You've eaten, but we haven't yet!

Order whatever you want.
They have lobster, crab, seafood.

It's very good!

At that time, it was so funny!

- Miss?
- Tellus another one! You're so funny!

- Tell another one?
- Yes, tell another one!

Okay, okay, 'II tell one...

Monk Fruit, a word with you.

Remember, | get to hold her next!

So it's like this.

Soaman and awoman are in a park.

The man seems sad.
So the woman says to him,

“Why are you so sad?
Let me cheer you up with something.”

“With one hand,
I can make you very happy, okay?”

The man thinks about it but refuses.

She says, “That doesn't please you?”

“What if l use two hands?”

The man thinks about it but refuses again.

She then says, “How about this:
Il use both of my hands and my tongue?”

The man says excitedly, “Okay, okay!”
So then the girl does this...

That's it!

- Hands off!
- YOu...!

- It's your turn to tell a joke!
- | don't khow how to tell one!

Everyone has to tell a joke!

Yeah, it's your turn.

| already told a lot of jokes!
It's your turn.

Okay, F'Il try.

Along time ago, there was a girl
named Hua Mulan.

She disguised herself as her father
to go to war.

The end.

Not funny at all.

Why don't you tell a funny joke?

I don't khow how to tell jokes!

You have to tell a real joke,
or 'Il break your legs!

Look, he's crying now.
How can you possibly tell a joke? Let me!

Right, right! A short one.
A good one. Gotta be funny!

There was once a dumb man
who had holes in his pants.

That's so funny...!

I see wWhat's going on here!
I don't want to come!

-Let go!
- Let's pay the bill and go.

Okay, we'Il pay and go dancing.

Not with us!

Groping us all night during dinner,
and now it's off to dancing?

Don't think that you guys are so clever!

You're right! Thank you for the lobster
and the unfunny jokes.

- Let's go now.
- While we have good memories.

- Donr't leave.
- They just eat and leave?

It's not my fault they left!

How is it not your fault? Better run now!

- Or 'm gonna kick your ass, you idiot!
- Don't run! Get back here!

- Stand still! You're dead!
- Sir, come here...

- Well? Did you find the fortune teller?
- We'll meet you at your suite at 6 am.

- Who'll pay the bill?
- He will.

- He'II pay.
- Okay, thank you.

- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

I came here to tell you.
You once turned a frog into a prince.

Then you turned him
back to his original form.

That's all I have to say. Think on it.

Francolin Greens. I don't understand
what you're saying.

P'm asking you.
Is it true that you never loved me?

Didn't I already tell you?

Answer me now. Yes or no?

True or false?

Yes, yes, true.

It's that room there. You go up yourself.

- You're not going to translate for me?
- This witch doctor speaks 18 languages.

And his Mandarin's more fluent than yours.
So you better watch what you say.

- What do you mean, “Watch what I say” ?
- Anything said might be used against you.

Bullshit...

- Good luck, pal!
- Wait here. 'II be right back.

- We'II see.
- What do you mean, “we'll see”?

We'II see if you learn witchcraft
or become controlled by witchcraft.

And if you're controlled by witchcraft,
then your ass might be bleeding.

Make a mess all over my boat.

Teacher, | am Big Rehmannia.
I want to learn witchcraft from you.

Enough talk. Money first.

Money is neither good nor bad
because there is only good money.

Man is neither good or bad
because there are only bad men.

But there is good witchcraft
and bad witchcraft.

Would you like to learn good witchcraft
or bad witchcraft?

What's the difference?

Good witchcraft helps others
but not yourself.

Bad witchcraft helps yourself
but not others.

Bad witchcraft, then, of course.

Good. Very good.

Because bad witchcraft is all I khow.

Tell me. Why do you want
to learn witchcraft?

I would like to-—-

Looking at you, | khow you want
to learn it to pick up women.

Yes, and get filthy rich too!

You're pretty honest too.

You can try all you want,
but you can't fool me.

How did you khow?

There's an old saying:

“The blind are cunning, the mute are evil.
And the bespectacled sexy-—-—“

But !'m none of these things.

I haven't finished.

Tallis horny. Short is cheap.

Skinny is deceitful.
Long chins are the worst.

Since you're skinny with a long chin,
F'd say you're a two-timing lecher!

But since you're in such a hurry to learn,
I think you'Il learn guickly.

Come. Remove your clothes,
and compose your thoughts.

Tie your shirt to your waist.
Keep your eyes to the front.

And hold your breath.

Hold my breath?

Xiao-Mei, prepare the altar!

Rise up. It's over.

That guick?

We're in the era
of science and technology.

Now, think of any woman you desire.

Stick a needle right here and say
“Two hearts in one.”

And she'II go crazy for you.

Are you sure? Will it work?

You can try it now on my assistant.

Xiao-Mei.

“Two hearts in One...”

- Who were you thinking of?
- You, of course!

You want me?

I wanted to see if you and her
were working together to fool me.

So you don't trust me, then?

I didn't before, but I do now!

I have the power!

What are they talking about?
Is it about us?

Big Rehmannia, are you sure this works?

You probably got tricked with this.

Wasn't easy to get the girls to come over.
You better not mess this up.

- Agree.
- | relyon my own personal charms.

Yes, yes. Fve heard
that witchcraft is so unreliable.

Unreliable?
Let's see if this pin will kill you!

Big Rehmannia,

na Dlp aWI nae Be

say ahe Words and she's mine.

These bastards are gonna use magic on us!

W bata mera aa Go MNe

PS Go i and teaeh tbe a loao

aae le magic really worke

ane Yol aney i

You'll enjoy it!

They'r;pheenr;:ig;;cr!ese...!

Welcome...! Come in...

This must be a trap tor usi

Whiskey snd cocaina Teady?

We're not that kind of men.

Yep. It couldn't be written on our faces!

Be guiet for once!

Ladies, wWhat do you think about this doll?

May eee ?

Give it here.

It's so beautiful!

- She I?(;I;Z]::tg you?!

Aa ke ok

There's nothing special.

O el look again

He's staring at you.

- FOr ;vgzgevszgszr:aep(:)r;ning?

I wanna stay here.
What else is there to see?

I love you, you love me.

The oneinred!

One more time?

I love you! You're so handsome!

Xiao Hong, what are you doing?
Are you crazy?

Wait, have you ever been heartbroken?

How can I be heartbroken
when 've never been in love before?

Your bad luck, then.
Why have you fallen for me?

- You'll be in pain.
- | don't care!

Hey, Big Rehmannia, don't be so selfish!

What's it to you?
Dare to insult my darling?!

Don't hurt my brother, or 'IIl dump you!

Why am I holding you like this? So weird!

How come you guys didn't stop me?
Made me embarrass myself.

- You were all over him!
- Why didn't you stop me?

Big Rehmannia, let me try!

Sorry, !'m not sharing any women!

- Hey, you're no friend!
- Yeah, you want all four of them?

- Exactly!
- Hey, wWhat about us?

Crap, they're all going crazy for him!

No need to fight, girls. Just come to me!

He's good!

How's this possible?

- What's this?
- Who else khows black magic?

What about you?

- I don't.
- You don't?

Your friend's.

- Your friend's.
- Your friend's.

Your friend's.

You hold on to it.

Let's see how he's doing.

I won't do it again. I swear!

| swear never...!

Is it time for lunch yet?

What are you looking at?!

Hello?

Superintendent Cao?

Francolin Greens!

Francolin Greens!

I just got a call from Superintendent Cao.

He told me to contact someone

who has valuable information
for the police.

Could you come with me?

No, I can't.

Francolin Greens, look at me.

Don't tell me. You're gonna say
that 'm the only one for you?

No, I just want to see more clearly.

I want to see how a brave man
like you became such a coward.

Fm not a coward.

I just don't want to be deceived again.

Nor do I want to be used.

Fine.

When I desperately needed help,
you were the first person | turned to.

'M very disappointed. Sad too.

But it's okay.

Even if | die on this mission,
FII die with no regrets.

But let me tell you something.

It's one thing to help someone you love.

But to help someone in return
for her love is different.

You understand?

“You understand?”

Get in the boat.

Let me do it.

Hey!

He's over there. Hurry! Over there!

Mr. Ma, where did you send the letter?

I sent it to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong? To wWhom?

No more talking!
He needs to go to the hospital!

No need. He's already dead.

You all did the job very well.

Pity that the job wasn't the cleanest.

Don't bother.

My men will take care of
this small matter.

"'M sending you all to Hong Kong
to killa man named Liu Ren-Fu.

Here is his information.

We found a receipt for a registered letter
in that traitor's room,

which was sent to this address.

I suspect there's information
about our operations within this letter.

I need you all to retrieve it.

We're killers. Not postmen.

Fine, then.

Just kill the recipient for me.

Once he's dead, the letter is harmless.

Look! That house is so nice.
The garden is beautiful too.

Ladies, you looking for someone?

This house is so beautiful.
I really like it. How big is the bedroom?

How much is the house for sale?
FII come back tomorrow and buy it.

Sorry, I don't understand
what you're saying.

Ladyboys?

Hey, Francolin Greens!
You're teaching these ladies kung fu?

When it comes to kung fu,
Fm one of the best.

Do you know what style | teach?
Let me show you.

Hey, Francolin Greens! What's going on here?

I don't khow either!

Fortunately, I taught dancing before,

otherwise you'd spin me left and right
until | die!

Miss, our dance is over.

What was all that?

- We must return to Hong Kong.
- Hong Kong?!

If you still want to return
to Hong Kong alive, do it now.

What about the rest wWho escaped?

Get them back!

Don't you think it's safe to be with me?

Is that so?

I feel safe.

Enough nonsense.

Be careful. Keep an eye out.

Yes.

Hey, you can't fish here! Leave now!

Don't move!

Royal Police!

How many men can you take out
with only six bullets?

Freeze!

Eighteen bullets enough?

Do you have 18 men?

See? Hit the jackpot
first time out together.

Seriously, this time it went really well!
No wonder you're called Lucky.

What are you looking at? Don't move!

Freeze!

Freeze!

Go!

Over there...! Don't move!

Don't move! Come on!

- Hey, let's go!
- Don't move!

Lu Wei-Ba, be careful!

Shoot!

Aren't you a cChampion marksman?

At least we'II die together.

It's an honor to get killed on the job.

What now?

Unload your bullets.
Don't let them fall into their hands.

Hey, it's gonna be hand-to-hand combat.

Didn't you learn in the academy?

I did,
but | can only take down two men.

Fm fine. I can take down three.

What about the others?

You said you can take down nine.
Now you can prove it!

Get them!

Get him!

Freeze! Police! Don't move!

Don't shoot, there are explosives around!

Freeze! We're police!

Don't move...!

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can be used
as evidence against you.

Nothing to say?! Take them away!

Go!

These three killers
may already be in Hong Kong.

Let me put up slides for everyone to see.

From what I khow,
I don't think these are the killers.

Of course not. This is Lu Wei-Ba's fault.

He must have given the wrong photos.

These three men are my friends.

They're here for the marksman competition.

Don't mistake them for killers.

They're just here for target practice.

The real killer is a ghost.

But his real mission is to kill Liu Ren-Fu.

He deserves it.

Deserves it Or not,
a judge will decide the sentence.

Our duty is to protect him.

Protect him? Did I mishear?

- Did you misspeak?
- You didn't mishear.

The responsibility to protect him
now lies with you two.

What did you say, Supt. Cao?

You're correct. !' m your boss.

This is an order,
and nothing you say can change it.

The killer's second target may be
a young lady named Ms. Wang Yi-Oing.

This information was given to us
by Empress Flower,

who's been following the case.

So Empress Flower will impersonate
Wang Yi-Oing.

If the killers come, innocent lives
will be spared at the least.

On the other hand,
we'll catch the killers!

Supt. Cao, letting Empress Flower, a girl,
escort us on this mission is dangerous!

Did I bring you to listen to stories?

You'll follow Empress Flower
on this mission.

Our mission is top secret.

Known only to you
in the whole of Hong Kong.

Therefore, everybody must keep this
a secret. Understand?

Hey.

- Do we really want to protect Liu Ren-Fu?
- What do you think?

Goes without saying. Let's go.

Brothers become man and wife.
Thank heavens for this convenience.

- Whoever it is, please give us your name!
- Excuse me-—-

You don't have to say or ask anything.

If you want to lie to me, !'Il slap you!

Stop ringing! Toothpaste, soap, shampoo,
everything is provided!

Please open the door first.

Suddenly I hear a beautiful voice.
Wait until | open the door!

I said it would work better
with me than you, right?

What is it, miss?
Want someone to give you a massage?

Don't think I don't khow the law!

Police can't enter a private residence
at will!

Here's the search warrant
in both Chinese and English.

If you don't knhow either,

you can call the Tsim Sha Tsui
Police Station at 677166.

We're from the Hong Kong Police
Wanted Criminal Task Force.

Chief Inspector of the First Sguad,
my surname is Hu.

And this is Inspector Feng.

Please excuse me. You know it's hard
to tell cops and robbers apart.

Do you live alone here?

No. I rent aroom with a colleague
from our theater troupe.

- Her name is Wang Yi-Oing.
- We just want to find her.

I don't khow if she's up. Let me go check.

- What's wrong?
- Nothing, nothing!

She's changing, but if | didn't scream
she'd think I was peeping!

You probably peep at her often.

N - YOU...!
hat's happening?

Yi-Oing.

- Excuse me, are you Ms. Wang Yi-Oing?
- Yes.

These two are police. They rang
the doorbell so early in the morning...

I was sOo upset | couldn't tell if it was
the big, suite, or bathroom door!

It was such a mess!

Later, | discovered
they were looking for you.

But you don't have to be afraid.

I checked that they're not fake police.

Besides, !'m here.
So you don't have to be afraid.

Who said !'m afraid?

We'd like to have a word with Miss Wang.

Could you perhaps take a walk
or get a haircut?

If you want to lie to me this way,
| won't be fooled.

We're like brother and sister.
Her business is my business.

We suspect Miss Wang Yi-Oing
isinvolved in a murder case.

- Murder?
- Ithink I should take a walk.

Now you can't leave anymore.

Miss, wWhat was the murder case
you mentioned?

Mr. Ma Wen-Jian was killed in Pattaya.

Ma Wen-Jian was killed?

Great!

Don't think !'m gloating.
P'm not happy about his death.

If he didr't die,
I could still live happily.

- He dies or doesn't die-—-
- Shut up!

Sir, don't be so harsh.
Police and citizens must cooperate.

Listen, you better cooperate
with the police right now.

So bite your tongue and close your mouth.

No way...!

I may have bad breath.
Air becomes stagnant in a closed mouth.

Miss Wang, our police want to khow,
did Mr. Ma Wen-Jian write to you recently?

Yes.

He would write to me
about two or three days a week.

But we were just regular friends.

Can you please show us the letters?
We want to find some important clues.

Yes, FIl go get them all.

Miss, if you want to learn
to write a love letter,

better to buy a love letter guide book.

That kid wrote
a fun and funny love letter.

Have you ever heard of women
described as “ashtrays”?

He said, “You're my ashtray.
"'m a baby-burnt cigarette.”

“PIl wait patiently to fall
into your arms sooner or later.”

Don't you feel sick
after listening to this?

So you always read Miss Wang's letters?

Here, they're all there.

- Are these all of them?
- They're all I have.

That letter hasn't arrived yet.

Miss Wang, besides the police,

we believe there is a group of gangsters

who also want to get a letter
he sent you recently.

Gangsters?

Yi-Oing, | told you that kid was no good!

See? Now there's trouble!

You all staying here is dangerous.

So the police would like
to move you out temporarily.

Move away? Where?

Yeah!

FII take you to a safe place.
Please, both of you pack up.

My friend, why aren't you packing yet?

Wait.

I was born here. F've always lived here.
You're saying I have to move now?

If you don't leave, you'll be buried here.

I don't believe it.
Fve never seen any murderer.

They're worse than that. They're inhuman.

So they're not human, but beasts.

What terrible beasts!
Man is the spirit of all things.

Don't talk such nonsense, okay?
We're looking out for you.

You don't need to take care of me.
l amused to taking care of myself.

Since the age of two, | warmed up
800cc of milk daily for myself.

Dong Zhong-Cao, why don't you pack up?

Yi-Oing, | am a person who is not afraid
of power and evil forces.

You stay behind too!

When it's really dangerous,
you'll khow how brave 1 am.

We're better off leaving.

Then you go with them.
FII stay to take your calls.

Empress Flower,
you and Miss Wang wait downstairs.

Okay, we're going.

Sir, please don't use violence against me.

Think about it. It's you who suffers.

I just want to Sshow
how the gangsters will deal with you.

How's that?
Chopped bodies or broken bones?

Hey, Big Rehmannia, are you trying
to castrate Superintendent Cao?

This isn't castration,

but he may suffer kidney pain,
dizziness, and weakness in his limbs.

Concentrate now,
and think of Superintendent Cao.

Turn it around.

You want to hurt his back?

Just his ass, so he can't sit still.

Checkmate.

Is it delicious?

Catch one for yourself and find out.

- Those moves don't count.
- Don't count?

One step forward, two steps back!
It's not worth playing.

What? You can't play back in chess?
You have to use your brain.

If every move counts,
you might as well not play.

- NO more games...!
- Hey...!

What?

What are you looking at...?

This is what children play with.
What fun is that?

Hide it!

-It'saman.
- So what if it's a man?

Man, man...

FIl hit you, believe it or not.

Do you believe it now?!

Enough!
My foot you stepped on is still sore!

- Forgetit...
- One more word, 'II kill you!

Who's that?!

FIl open the door.

Better women than men...

Sorry, miss. Whom are you looking for?

Is this the place-—-

Miss, there's no need to ask.

This place is for phone calls,
the toilet, or staying overnight.

Miss, wWhat's your name? !'m Mr. Oing,
but just call me Simon, okay?

Miss, put the names together
and you get “Semen King”.

What luck...!

A woman...!

Snakes and rats in a nest, nothing good.

Empress Flower, wWhere have you been?
We missed you! You--

- Pm right this time, right?
- You're right, but bad timing.

Every word spoken has its time and place.

- Right... Come on in.
- Come in...

Now you can replace the old with the new.

What's “new” and “old”?
Fm not his girlfriend!

Of course used things become old.

But what's the difference
between unused and new?

If you want to cut the roots of love,
you must cut them clean.

Don't drag mud and water, break the wire.

That's right.

I won't let anyone play
with my feelings again.

I want to pursue my dream again
and create happiness.

It turns out that some of you are acting.
Normal people don't speak this way!

How do ordinary people
come up with such words,

unless they're children of a great age?

Miss, you're not telling me
to stay with them?

Rest assured,
Fve been with them for a while.

The actions of a few of them

will only make you feel
more like a woman.

Hey, F'm horrified by what you said!

One more word and 1'Il feed you
to detention center mosguitos.

F"'drather feed the mosguitos
than lose my virginity.

Hey, wWhat do you mean, “Pine Hair”?

Hey! Don't call me any nicknames!
My name is Dong, Dong Zhongcao.

I don't care what your name is.
What do you mean by “Iose your virginity”?

Did I say that?
It was the female police officer!

She said your every move
would only make me feel like a woman.

I heard it. Wouldn't you say
that's “trembling” (scary)?

Trembling? Okay.
FIl hit you without trembling!

Francolin Greens,
when did you become so rude?!

Well said!
Watch your manners in the future.

The four of you are educated.
It's time to teach him well.

Miss, let's not disturb them here.
Let's go for a walk in the garden.

P'm not going.

Semen King, it's useless
to spend all day with Miss Wang.

Learn from your buddies.

Relationships must be respected,
not played with.

Will you shut up, please?

Even if | dor't say it,
my heart will want to.

Hold this!

Seal his lips.

Both of them will stay here for a while.

How about... you?

P'm on assiganment.

After the mission is complete,

I will personally thank you
on behalf of the police.

- Don't need to be so polite.
- Yes, after all, we're one big family.

Just like before. Money under the table
stuffed in an envelope.

You're asking to have your lips sealed!

Miss, since you are going to live here,
I will Show you upstairs.

My room is the cleanest
in the whole house.

Perfect. She takes that room.
Pagoda Cake sleeps in the living room.

What about me? This time I must speak
as it's related to my well-being.

You're a guest. I think
they should have a room for you.

Let's talk about it first.

I don't want a bed filled
with heel skin disease in Hong Kong.

I can't go home with an illness!

Big Rehmannia, didn't you seal his lips?
Why is he talking so much?

Ask yourself.
Didn't you concentrate on him?

- No.
- Then whom?

The girl.

No wonder she's said nothing!

Alright... "ve heard from all of you.

Now I can conclude...

that these big brothers
are all just colorful sheep.

Bold and ambitious character,
but they dare not act on it.

- Miss Wang--
- Miss, you need not say anything.

You can go back to your job.
I would like to stay here.

Yes, Empress Flower.
You should leave early.

It's necessary to go back
and protect the citizens.

The country needs you.

Then 'II go upstairs first.

Let me help you with your luggage.

- Thank you.
- This wWay.

Then 'm leaving, too.

Can l ask... wWhich one of you gentlemen
will escort me to my car?

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Let's go...!

One, two, three.

- Hey! Why did you break my bowls?!
- Sorry. | didn't mean it.

You're sorry?!
Still saying you didn't mean it?

- Forgetit.
- Why are you hitting me?

Why did you hit me?

- PILhit you...!
- Stop fighting...!

P'm mediating! Why are you hitting me?

-Let me go...!
- Miss Wang, grab him fast!

Don't pull me! P'II kill you...!

- Stop fighting...!
- Don't pull me. FII kill him!

- Stop fighting...!
- PIl kill him! Dorn't stop me!

Come out if you're not afraid to die.

- Come here, VIl kill you.
- Stop fighting...

- Come out.
- Come here.

Stop fighting.

-Letgo of me! 'II kill him!
- Stop fighting!

Don't hold me back...!

- Come out if you're brave enough...!
- Stop fighting...!

- Let me go!
- Let wWhat go?

Just put your hands down!

Stop fighting...

You deserve it, fatty!

How can you touch her there?
Your hands need to be higher.

Sorry.

Hey, it's none of your business!

Why did you hit Big Rehmannia?!

Don't leave! Get back here!

What's the matter with you? What happened?

- How are you doing?
- P'm fine. Just vomiting blood.

You say that's nothing?!

Minor things. It's my honor
to be able to vomit blood for you.

What did you do to get beat up like this?

Don't concern yourself with that.
Fm dying.

Can I say a word to you before I die?

- Say it!
- 'msoold and I never kissed a girl.

Can you kiss me just this once?

Hurry up, F'm dying.

Why are you spitting blood?
We said I'd get to spit blood?

I thought you forgot.
So | did it for you.

You can play my part,
but she has to kiss me first.

Stop fighting, everyone!
Fm afraid of fights.

Why is it hard? What is this?

Don't be afraid!

You brothers are no good!

What's happening?

Miss Wang chased after a mouse.
She's in the room trying to catch it.

Why are you still standing here?
Are you men?

Yiging...! You have nothing to fear.
No need to be afraid, 'II protect you!

Awoman's heart is really unpredictable!

Ouick...! Come on...!

Come on...! Hurry...!

Hurry...!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Fire...!

Save me, guick!

- Robbery!
- What robbery?! It's a fire!

- Wang Yiging, are you okay?
- Fm fine.

How did you guys come in together?

There was a fire outside and we five
thought of you at the same time.

That's right...!

No more nonsense now! Everyone hurry up
and find a way. It's dangerous here.

Stop talking!
Let's jump out of the window together.

But it's so high.
We can do itj can Miss Wang jump?

What a mess! What should I do?
Hurry up and find a way!

Okay... But this is no time for modesty.

Let's all take off our clothes
and connect them with the sheets

to climb the window.

- Okay...!
- Come on...!

Miss Wang, why aren't you...?

This is silk. It's useless.

Even if it was tied up,
it1l break wWhen pulled.

Really? Let me try.

Silk? Silk catches fire easily!

Hurry up and wet your whole body,
even your hair.

Hurry, go, go! Hurry...!

Hurry...!

We succeeded...! Congratulations!

You guys haven't tied it yet?

Okay. Ouick.

Ouick.

What happened? How did it fall?

Why are you so careless?

The fire and smoke
is getting bigger and thicker!

- Yes...!
- Ouickly find a wet towel

- to block the door!
- Right...!

Francolin Greens, hurry up!

- Hurry up!
- Francolin Greens!

There are no towels in there!

- Then take this one from me.
-VYes!

- Monk Fruit fainted!
- He died happy.

Francolin Greens, you're useless!

- What are you doing? Why's it not done?
- Hurry...!

No, a towel won't stop it!

Oops, what then?

We can run for it. But if we do,
we'II certainly face our death.

There is a way we can save someone!

- What's that?
- This method can only save one person.

Just fill the bathtub with water
and lie down in it,

while breathing with this straw.

Francolin Greens, how can you be so selfish?

It's not for me! Our house caught on fire,
and Miss Wang is innocent.

Miss Wang, do as Pagoda Cake says.

The five of us will rush out
to get extinguishers.

Miss Wang, time is of the essence. Hurry!

Ouick...!

- Hurry...!
- GoO...!

Go in, hurry...!

Let's go... Carry Monk Fruit, fast!

Go, go, guickly!

Why haven't you laid in the bathtub yet?
We are going to rush out, hurry up!

Yes, hurry up!

Ouick...!

What's the matter?
Why is there a smell of smoke?

It's nothing... You go back to sleep...!

Ouick!

Come on...!

Is the fire out?

Not yet. It's still burning.

I just meant-—-

Why don't you eat? Don't wait for me.

My dear life-savers,
FII go get the soup bowl right away.

What are you doing?

- Nothing.
- Sit down!

-Isitfun to pick on me?!
- Yes.

That's fine. I just wanted to ask.

Still standing?!

What are you all arguing about?

Nothing. Everyone is happy. Let's eat!

Don't worry. F'Il just pry it open
or it's difficult to eat.

Miss Wang, your cooking is delicious.

I agree. She's also beautiful and tasty.

What did you say, Monk Fruit?

Say it again!

I mean the house is cheap.

You can buy a house now
if you can eat cheap, right?

No, I mean this chicken is delicious
and can be eaten as a meal, isn't it?

- What are you trying to say?!
- What did | say?

- You said nothing!
- | said nothing, 'm eating.

I heard what you said.

Just now you said
that the food was beautiful?

You said the idiom incorrectly.
It should be “full of color and fragrance.”

That's right...! Each of us said that
Miss Wang is full of color and fragrance.

Look at you! Using the wrong words again.

FII get it right.

Miss Wang, last night they all said
you looked like ice cream to their eyes.

This is a very funny joke!

Miss Wang, on behalf of everyone,

welcome to the home
of the five lucky stars.

Yes, yes.

You needn't worry,
there won't be any fires again.

Yes, we'II try something else
in the future.

FIl shut up and eat now.

Yiging, we must return
to the theater after eating.

Are any of you interested?

We're all pretty shy people
and have no idea how to act.

But there are many pretty ladies there.

What one doesn't khow, one must learn.

We spend hundreds of thousands
of taxpayers' money every year.

- It's not so much.
- Not much?!

Your monthly salary, your living expenses,
the guns you carry, the bullets to shoot,

also your uniform and leather boots,
it doesn't cost money?

Yeah. Keep talking.

Every year, all those tax dollars
should be used

to get rid of violent criminals.
Reasonable, right?

Now it's aiding the abuse:
to protect the bad guys.

Seriously, what a joke!

Life is a contradiction. Just accept it.

I can't. Come. Rock, paper, scissors.

What for? Whoever loses buys burgers?

What “buy burgers”?
Whoever loses has to shoot him.

You do it!

You have no guts! Give me the gun!

Don't you have your oOwNn gun?
Stop joking around.

You're so brave, so impulsive.
Why don't you take a gun and go after him?

I can stand guard in the car!

They sent these two to protect me?
Seriously, what a joke!

Last time I asked,
they cost me over S40 million.

Fortunately,
my brother is righteous enough.

- Have you sorted it out?
- Already in place.

520,000 for every family member.

P'm going out now.
Don't let those two guys tail me.

Don't worry. Your business is ready.
You can go out at any time.

Hey, follow him.

Hey, doesn't look like
that bastard's in that car.

No way.

Let's take a look.

Turn around!

Ouickly, after the motorcycles!

P'm notahero, F'm a cop.
The police will arrest you.

Iasked you to protect Liu Ren-Fu.

Who knew you two would
just watch someone kill him?

We didn't see him get killed.

When we arrived,
he was already a dead duck.

Supt. Cao, he sought death himself.
What can we do?

Forget it.
Don't concern yourselves with this matter.

As for you,
go help Empress Flower immediately.

Remember, don't harass citizens.

Understood, Superintendent Cao.

Hey, you guys want to be members?

- Yes!
- Come and sign up. Mei?

This is Mei, and she'II help you
with the formalities.

F'm going to the 13th floor
to rehearse now. She's very nice.

What activities do you guys want
to participate in?

You can only participate
in other activities.

Aslong as 'm on stage,
you can only make sets.

Drama.

III be humiliating!

Each of you fill out this form.

The membership card
will be sent to you next week.

Miss, you're so nice.

Enough with old cliches.

Miss, you're so nice.

Miss...

I accidentally sprained my hand yesterday
and I can't write.

- Can you help me, please?
- Okay.

- What's your name?
- Alain.

- And your last name?
- Alain's my name.

My full name is Alain Delon.

That's a good name.
Did your father pick that name for you?

No.

It was given by the nurse in the hospital
who bathed me after I was born.

I didn't expect them
to have such inspiration!

My friends say the name suits me well.

Is that so?

- Where are you from?
- Panyu, Guangdong Province.

Panyu? How do you write “yu”
in Chinese?

It's easy! Let me show you.

You're the stupid one.
I don't have time to play with you.

Fill it out yourself!

Name: Rhinohide
Age: 28 years old t 96 months...

- Rhinohide, why is your age like that?
- How am | supposed to fill it in?

- What? 28 years old and 96 months?
- What business is it of yours?!

Don't!

Mei? Is it okay
if | Sskip “Marital status” ?

Sorry, you must fill it.

Must I fill it?

If you're successful or a failure,
fill either in. What's so difficult?

That's not it. He's just hiding the fact
that he was miserably dumped.

Then what are you?

Yes, FIl write “miserably dumped” then.

Miss, !'m done.

Sir, the info you wrote down
for your education is unclear.

Why is it unclear?
Fve been studying for 16 years.

16 years? You should write elementary,
middle, high school, or college graduate.

Six years elementary, six years middle,
four years in university. 16 years total.

- Where did you attend university?
- Why do you care?

Fve been in kindergarten for 16 years!
Is that okay?

Just take your time, fellas!

'M going to the fitness room
on the fourth floor!

What sport do you like?

Celestial body activity.

Celestial activities? Where?

There aren't celestial activities.
Let's go.

- Where to?
- Just walking around.

Judo Room

Hey, let's change clothes.

- Change into what?
- Judo clothes.

- You know judo?
- No.

- | won't change clothes, then.
- We'll have some fun, then.

- Forgetit...
- GoO...!

- Master.
- Ouickly, sit down.

“Judo,” as the name suggests,
is to meet rigidness with softness.

Using your opponent's strength,
you can beat 1000 pounds.

So the most important thing
is to maintain balance.

Now let me show you a demonstration.

Who is willing to be my opponent?

Okay, please come up.

Me?

Yes, you look strong.

Master, you have
heroically perceptive eyes.

| sgueeze!

| sgueeze!

Master, you seem tired.
Rest for a while.

Fm not tired. Get up.

This is really fun!

Just like personalized attention!

- Who else wants to have a try?
- Me!

The fattest one. You come up.

Me?

| can't.

Come up, 'Il demonstrate
the four-move pin to you all.

Go on, Francolin Greens! You'Il enjoy it!

| can't.

Don't worry, 'II be easy On you.

Master, | really can't.

Enough talking. Let's go.

Sorry, Master.
I can't stand girls straddling me.

Sorry.

Who would like a demonstration?

Master, you're great!

Teach us! Master!

What's up? Having fun?

Right hand plays with left hand.
Can't leave if I want to. What's so fun?

What are you waiting for?

We've been waiting for people
to show up for a long time.

Has the main character come yet?

P'm the protagonist.
But Romeo's opposite hasn't arrived yet.

That is, Juliet's brother Tamir
and his men.

Screw waiting. Never mind them.
We'II do it.

Director, what do you think?

According to me,
even he should be changed.

Asking him to play Romeo...

- What...?!
- What...?1”

Lalso khow that asking him
to play Romeo is outrageous.

Sorry, wrong words.
It's not outrageous, but ridiculous.

My idea is to give
Shakespeare's plays a new life.

To break the tradition that beauties
must match handsome men.

Let ordinary-looking viewers feel
that they also have hope.

Director, let's help you achieve
your dream now?

Okay! You guys play
Juliet's eldest brother and his men.

It doesn't really matter, as long as
someone plays a rival with Romeo.

- Okay.
- You want us to practice for them?

Practice wWhat? Do you think
you're a trainer? Come oOn...

Okay! Let's start with the scene
when we meet Romeo on horseback. Begin!

Ready? Action!

Romeo, look yonder! Coming, they are now.

Romeo, thou hath the courage
to face the truth.

Show thy... Show thy...

- Face!
- Show thy face.

My face, full of love and sincerity.
Even without reason, I will sSshow it.

Tamir, strike him down!
He is too... he is too0...

- Too arrogant!
- Heis too arrogant.

What are you guys doing?

How can you rehearse
if you don't khow the lines?

This isn't in the script, is it?

Of course not!

It's not in my script dialog.
I just said it myself.

Hey, Director, how can they rehearse
without khowing the lines?

What? Illiterates can't be actors?
Do you know every word in the dictionary?

Not a lot, but all of them!

All of them? Do you knhow the word
for night soil and water?

You don't khow?

- Fertilizer?
- Stuff your face with it!

This is a very easy word,
and you don't khow.

Yeah, stuff your face with fertilizer.
You didn't khow the word!

Do you know it?
F'm telling you the word doesn't exist!

Forget it! We're all familiar
with the plot of this love story.

That's fine. Anyway,
our role is to help you rehearse.

Don't worry if our lines are right.
You just play your role.

Okay...! Continue...!

- P' m fine. Let's continue.
- COME ON...

- Whose turn is it?
- Hurry...

Me! He is too arrogant?

Hey, you just said that. Who's next?

Me. 'm still getting in character.

Take your time.

Tamir, do not, do not strike upon him.

To strike upon him
is also to strike upon me.

Juliet, may thy eldest brother
strike upon me.

For thy love, I can bearest anything!

Juliet, I, Tamir,
head of House Capulet in my name,

/ cannot bear to see thou deceived
by this demon.

Oh! Look upon me...

My face, already twisted
by sadness for thee.

Romeo, a demon he is not. He is not!

- He is the eldest brother of the devil!
- Yesi Kill him, be rid of him!

Charge!

Tis too much for me!
I truly cannot stand it!

Hey...! Romeo, why didn't you hold her?

That's right! If you don't want to,
why don't you let us hold her?

Well? Are you an idiot?

Idiots don't do this to women either, huh?

Who you huh-ing at? Make me look bad?
FIl poke you in the eyes!

- SOrry.
- “Sorry”?

If I push you off the stage
and said “sorry”, is that okay?

What are you all arguing about?

Wearing glasses for rehearsal
is iNnconvenient.

FIl get a pair of contact lenses
from home.

Why? You're playing Romeo,
not a blind man, right?

If it wasn't for art,
I wouldn't be arguing with you animals.

Hey—

What should we do?

Let's do the scene where Juliet faints.

Okay!

- Coffee.
- Thank you.

Here.

Registered letter for Miss Wang Yi-Oing.

That's me.

- Are you Wang Yi-Oing yourself?
- That's right.

Please sign this.

- Who's this letter for?
- For me, of course. | signed it.

I ask too many guestions.

- What are you doing back?
-I came to get my contact lenses.

What are you so nervous about?
Oh yeah, who sent the letter?

- You sShut up, or F'Il kick you out!
- What? | don't believe you.

Kick me, come on!

Just two blank pieces of paper!

Didn't you say you'd kick me out?
But !'m still here.

Idiot!

Wait. Here.

P'm bleeding. You scumbag!

You can make my nose bleed...
But kicking me out? Never!

Hey, wWhat are you doing here?

- Hey, the killers were just here!
- What?!

Where did they go?

They've escaped.

Let's talk in the car.

Sir, looking for someone?

Where is the toilet?

- To the right.
- Thank you.

Is anyone there?

What? Aman pulled a gun at you
in the womer's toilet?

Yes. I really saw it! A real gun.

- That's not bad.
- Not bad?!

He could still rape. With a gun,
he could also kill afterward.

We better go in and see!

How? It's the women's toilet.

Wrong! Because it's there,
we have to go in!

Okay...!

What's your hurry? Get back!

That's him!

That box might have his gun.

So I was mistaken?

What did he say?

Something in Japanese.

Freeze!

Hey...! Hurry! Find a way
to save Monk Fruit!

- How to save him?
- Distract him.

Yeah, you try it.

Me, try it?

Hello there.

I tried. No good.

He's out of bullets!

Hey!

Don't move!

Police, everybody down!

Hey, I khow you have no bullets.
Come out!

- Muscles is hurt!
- Yeah, what do we do?

- Francolin Greens, go help, guickly!
- Hey! It's raining bullets. How?

Don't be afraid...!

No pain...!

Nothing. Just some blood.

Painful?

Doesn't hurt one bit.

Because my body can't feel a thing.

That was awesome!
You're wonderful! Good job!

Cut the crap, guys! Who pushed me out?

Don't misunderstand, it wasn't us!

You go help Muscles,
we'II cover that side.

We'II cover that side,
you go help Muscles.

Let's go!

- You bastard.
- Francolin Greens, don't play nice!

- Beat him up!
- Dor't play nice! Beat him up!

Francolin Greens,
thank you so much this time.

You're welcome. We're on the same side.

You okay?

It's nothing.

- You okay?
- Hurts a bit.

Let me cuff him.

Let me doit!
'm gonna have some fun!

What's happened?

What's happened?

What a mess!

What are you doing?

- Yeah!
- What a mess!

- This is awesome!
- What's going On?

- How did it happen like this?
- Let's goand see.

- This is awesome!
- What happened?

- What a mess!
- What the heck?!

- Yeah!
- Look at this!

- What amess! How strange!
- What happened?