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[upbeat rock music]

- Previously on the "Tournament of All Stars"...

Bracket 1 competed in the second of their three episodes.

- I shall give my point to my sister Mystique.

- Aw.

- I thought we had a little something going on

because we're from Miami.

- We are from Miami.

- We're supposed to look out for each other.

- Morphine is using a little bit of shade

and a little bit of guilt to get these points for sure.

- Mystique was so sweet to me last week.

- Well, hey, it's like whatever.

- If the bond between Mystique and Lucky was

made that quickly, it will also break that quickly.

- Dawn, this is exquisite.

- A'keria, I love every bit of it.

- The silhouette, to me, is incredible.

- Thank you.

- Dawn--

[tense music]

A'keria--

Condragulations.

You're the top two All Stars of the week.

[applause]

And you each earn 2 points.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,

win $10,000 and a coveted extra point.

♪ ♪

A'keria C. Davenport, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.

- The bottom four queens will now receive 1 point each.

But you must give it away to the All Star

you believe is the most valuable queen of the week.

At the end of this bracket,

only the two queens with the most points will

move on to the semifinals.

♪ ♪

- Girl. Girl.

- [sighs] - Girl.

Girl.

- Honey, what a way to end week two.

I just won a lip sync and 10k.

I feel so good right now.

- Congrats to y'all.

- Thank you.

[applause]

- Congrats, guys.

- Congrats, A'keria.

- How do you feel?

- It's just like I'm a part of the game now.

- Yeah. - Of course.

- That's, honestly, the best feeling.

- Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges

is just a constant reminder

that I can't win a goddamn lip sync.

However, my boyfriend told me

if I make it into the semifinal, I can get a cat.

[cat meows]

So we're one step closer to the cat.

- Well, now that the second challenge is done,

has anybody changed their minds

about how the points will be divvied out?

I have jumped from first place to third place,

and my bestie won the lip sync.

So fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous

when they are giving their points away.

I highly doubt it because I was the first place last week,

and I don't think the girls are going to throw a bitch a bone.

- I'm looking at the scoreboard, and I'm like, OK,

Mystique and Morphine, I want to, like,

at least help one of y'all.

- This is the make or break it.

If Lucky doesn't give me her point now,

oh, something's about to happen that I can't

say on national television.

- I would like to give a point--

to Morphine.

- Oh, sister.

- Can we finally be done with this wretched drama?

[laughter]

- Now you have to go and retract

everything you said in your confessions about that lady.

[laughter]

- Everything I said about Lucky I take back.

Sister.

I still hate her.

So now I have 2 points.

- Oh, hell no, bitch.

[laughter]

So Dawn and I have an alliance.

But if I give her a point, it's going to send her off

a little too high.

It would be really hard to catch up.

♪ ♪

I might give Lucky my point,

but I might give it to Morgan, just because I wanna be a cunt.

[sighs]

Here, sister, I'll give you my point because I feel so bad.

- Lo and behold, Miss Morphine Love Dion III,

Cha Cha Brown.

I appreciate that, sister.

All is perfect in the world of Miami, Florida.

- Who would you like to give your point to, Morgan?

- No one, really.

- Who are you going to?

- I'm gonna give my point to A'keria.

- [gasps]

- Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God, thank you.

- Wow.

[upbeat music]

- OK.

We're giving points to people in the top now.

- Oh, thank you.

- You helped everyone.

- Like, bitch, am I on "Punk'd" or am I on "Drag Race?"

Thank you so much, sister.

- Yeah, you deserve it.

I know it puts you way up above,

but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

You were the one that deserves that the most.

I'm giving my point to the queen I think is the MVQ.

And the most valuable queen this week

with helping every other bitch in the room is A'keria.

- Hey, A'keria.

When you get a chance, can you show me how

to put the shirts together?

- A'keria, should it stretch this way or this way?

- This is what you should do, baby.

- It could bite me in the ass,

but it is the honorable thing to do.

- Hey, A'keria.

You might as well stay right there.

- Ah! [laughs]

- Because A'keria, without you,

I wouldn't have an outfit.

- Girl, gag-a-rooni.

Another queen?

♪ ♪

No.

- Sis, you are amazing.

Whenever you was working, you stopped

to help a bitch that said "help me."

Here you go. - Thank you, sister.

- You're welcome.

- I gotta get myself together.

This night keeps getting better and better.

Do I get a man next?

I'm definitely thankful.

- Congrats, baby. - Oh, God.

- Thank God it was only two.

- Ah! - [laughs]

- So now you're in the lead-lead.

- Yeah, girl.

- Congratulations to all of our ladies.

- Do we get out of drag?

- Oh, I can't wait. - Thank God.

All right.

- What the fuck.

I'm very shocked at how that ceremony went.

If I don't win next week, is anyone gonna give me a point?

- Well, your season buddy says she was gonna give it to you.

- I know.

But I've won two challenges.

Why would she give me a point?

- To keep you at the top.

- Well, that's what Morgan did.

Damn, not you instigating, Mystique.

- No, I'm not instigating.

I'm being--I'm being real.

- I haven't gotten any MVQ points from anybody.

And this week shows how important they are.

- Oh, this changed everything.

- What the fuck is gonna happen.

- This changed everything.

- There's one more week left in this bracket,

one more chance to get points.

And I think if anyone is going into next week comfortable,

then they've got another thing fucking coming.

- It's gonna be interesting to see

where loyalties lie next week.

[dramatic music]

- The gag of it all.

- More to come.

- ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars"

will snatch an official makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

[upbeat music]

- Yay!

- Ooh!

- Another week in paradise.

- My rich auntie.

- I'm here for the will reading.

- Yeah, OK. - Oh, we are?

This is the final week.

And, you know, I am sporting a big whopping 1 point.

- So I see the girls have purses.

- Yes, but ours has stuff in it.

Yours had air. - Oh.

- What's in your purse, Mystique?

- I have something that I always need--

superglue. - Oh.

- She's a real drag queen.

- Oh, she is a real drag queen.

- Some mascara and pieces of paper.

- Wait, so no little strawberry candy?

- Girl, no.

[laughter]

Your aunties is always properly prepared.

And there's still a slight chance

that I can come to the semifinals

if I win the challenge, win the lip sync,

and get everybody's point.

So it's time to get shit done.

- Mystique and Morgan actually changed the game last week.

- But the thing is, the reason why you was rewarded

is because of what you did.

Now, me personally, I'm very, very disappointed in Lucky

and also Morphine because you stopped what

you was doing to help them.

And they did not give you anything back,

except be like, hey, you did a good job.

Thank you.

- Disappointed is a strong word.

- Yeah, disappointed is a little crazy.

- A'keria helping people obviously benefited her,

but I don't think that means she was

entitled to anybody's points. - Ooh!

- I mean, it is a game at the end of the day.

You know that, girl. - Yes.

- Girl, no shade, but Mystique needs to relax.

Bitch, I choreographed this whole number on week one,

and she didn't give me a point.

OK. Thank you, Auntie, for the hard candy.

Thank you.

- My personal thought process is like,

if I can at least lift someone up, why not?

You know what I mean? And also like--

- So that means this week, since I'm at 1,

if you're not at the top,

I'm gonna get your pity point to lift me up.

Yes or no? - No, I said--

- No, no, no, no, no. Yes or no?

Because we're going by what you're talking about now.

- It also depends on like-- - On what?

- --the vibe.

- On season 2, when Mystique was insecure,

a little anxious, she lashed out.

I think she's falling behind, and she needs points.

So she's relying on, maybe, Lucky.

They have this bond, remember, their lovely bond

that they created in four hours.

But I think the ship is going down.

You don't have to explain who you are giving

your points to and why. - Yeah.

- That's the first thing.

And you shouldn't be guilted into it.

And you're allowed to change your mind, of course.

You hold the power.

And that's the good thing.

- Thank God that Miss Morgan is fighting for me.

She is an angel sent from the season 2 gods,

bitch, because this is overkill.

[alarm blares] - Oh!

- Ooh, baby.

- Girl, she done already had herses.

Attention, little monsters.

- [gasps] - Ooh.

- If you wanna hack it past this bracket,

you've gotta nail your pitch, bitch.

- Ooh.

- Wait, what?

- You better pitch it, girl.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hey! - Hi.

[applause]

- Good morning, All Stars.

- Good morning.

- Now, it's the final week of Bracket Number 1,

and I've been loving every minute of it.

But this is your last chance to sell us on why

you belong in the semifinals.

So for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you are going to shop till you drop dead--

[laughter]

--as monster presenters on the Home Spooky Network.

[laughter] [ominous music]

- Boo.

- Now, here are your assignments.

A'keria, you'll be a mummy--

[laughter]

--selling the world's longest infinity wrap.

Dawn, you'll be a werewolf-- - Ooh.

- -Pitching--what else?

Grooming products.

- Perfect.

- Lucky Starzzz, you'll be a vampire,

hawking a nutritional supplement

for the iron deficient.

- Perfect.

- Morgan, you'll be a ghost--

- [chuckles]

- --selling a line of supernatural cosmetics.

[laughter]

- Morphine, you'll be a zombie--

- Oh.

- --selling subscriptions to the Meat of the Month Club.

- Yes.

- And Mystique, you'll be a Frankenstein monster,

pitching a line of dead handbags.

- Yes.

- Working in pairs, you need to use your charisma,

uniqueness, nerve, and talent to hypnotize the viewers

into buying whatever you're selling.

- Oh. - Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God.

- Now, chemistry is key.

So I'll leave it up to you to pair up

and create your own monster mashes.

- Oh.

Hi, sister.

Yes.

- You snatched me, babe.

[laughs]

- This is the type of Maxi Challenge

that you need to be with a bitch that you know 100%.

And A'keria is that lady for me,

and I am that lady for A'keria.

Sister.

- It's giving.

- Dawn and Morphine run right into each other, of course.

No surprise there.

Season 16 reunion.

And then I'm left with Mystique.

And she just tried to demand my point.

So we'll see how this plays out.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Oh, and not to spook you--

[thunder cracks]

- Oh. - Oh.

[spooky music]

- [gasps]

- But before this week is over,

four of you will be eliminated.

[screaming]

[maniacal laughter]

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

[upbeat music]

- Sister.

Ooh, is this a stopwatch?

- Hello. - Hi, sister.

- Hi, sister.

- How's my zombie wife doing?

- You know, just here eating brains.

- Yes.

- Well, I do look pretty good for a dead bitch.

- OK.

- I got my coffee, and I'm ready to roll.

- This week for the Maxi Challenge, we're monsters,

selling goods for the Home Spooky Network.

- We don't have as many points as the others.

- Uh-huh.

- And so this is our chance to, like, really shine.

- All right.

Since you didn't give me a point.

- [chuckles]

- But do you understand why I'm,

like, slightly mad that you gave A'keria one?

- She was already at the top.

At the end of the day, you also have to look

out for yourself a little bit.

- Sure. - You know what I mean?

Because like, girl, imagine everybody

giving A'keria a point, and I'm sitting here at freaking 1.

- Like me? Still have 1.

- [laughs]

- OK, let's figure this shit out.

- All right. Let's do what we gotta do.

- I am the bride of Frankenstein,

and I'm selling body bags.

I know how to host.

I know how to emcee, and I know how to sell.

So I feel like I have a great chance with this challenge.

- So I wanna be a vampire who's feeling frisky,

who likes to party all night.

- Write it down in your book.

- Bitch, I'm gonna look so good.

Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm excited to do some improv.

I have never done an acting challenge,

and I just want to show my personality.

I want to show how fun and crazy and wild I could be.

And we got some "bl-uh-dy" deals for you.

- We gotta dial it back 'cause we need to sell.

- But, like, Mystique is giving know-it-all auntie.

I definitely do feel like I'm in the principal's office.

- You need to get your paper out so we can start this.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on. There we go.

There we go.

Get your second piece of paper out.

- Mm-hmm.

- There we go.

- Girl, ugh, I hate this right now.

I might even have two tongues right here.

- You're doing too much already.

We're going to get into all the extra stuff later.

- Bitch, I'm gonna be dropping this shit on you.

- I'm wearing white.

Don't you fuck up my white.

♪ ♪

Lucky is wild and crazy,

and I don't want to lose focus.

So my biggest worry in this challenge

is to keep Lucky on track.

- Bitch, I wanna a snack is what I want.

- I'm glad that we're partnered up together.

- I am, too.

- By the way, what did you think

about when I said your name?

- Bitch, I was floored.

Like, I gagged.

- A'keria is 3 points ahead of me because of me.

I still stand by my decision.

I just hope if she has the opportunity,

she will return the favor.

I know the faces were cracked, bitch.

- Bitch. - Cracked.

My job now is to catch up to that ass

and make sure that we are both in the top two.

There are so many elements to this--

- So it's an improv.

It's a scripted--

- It's a scripted improv.

And I think with you and I, it doesn't matter

what direction we go, because we'll just play along,

and we'll follow. - Yeah.

- But I think I'm gonna do my ghost, like, old Hollywood,

silver-screen siren, you know, Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.

And I love--[gasps] I could be Moan Collins.

- Oh, that'll be sickening.

- Oh, that could be my name.

There's a lot going on in this Maxi Challenge.

We have to create a character.

We have to sell products and banter with another queen.

Comes with a set of brushes for easy applications.

It's a lot, but, hey ho, challenge accepted.

- I actually wanted to go into marketing

when I was younger until I realized I suck at selling.

I'm trash as sales.

I had a sales job that was door to door selling knives.

So when they say no, you're supposed

to try to convince them.

Well, these knives are state-of-the-art

stainless steel, and they cut through any wood and meat.

So I was like, girl, do you want them or not?

Like, do you need some knives? [laughs]

I like the idea of the thirsty mummy looking for love.

- That's a good one.

- But if I do an old lady mummy, I wanna be more like

the old lady vixen-like mummy.

- The mummies that the public knows the best,

obviously Egyptian mummies. - Mm-hmm.

- And you're selling a wrap.

Nefertiti bought this.

Cleopatra's had this.

You know, Tutankhamun, darling.

- Yeah, I gotta think about this.

- Yeah.

- All I know is I need this scarf to sell out.

- We need to win this.

It's all or nothing now. - Yeah.

- Stay stocked with fresh human meat treats,

delivered right to your door.

Hello Flesh. Oh, that's so funny.

- Are you out with your sisters and think,

damn, I want to eat that bitch.

[laughter]

- Yes.

I am paired up with Dawn, and I am so excited

because we have such good chemistry.

We're besties. We're good Judys.

We're glued to the hip.

- Because I'm a werewolf, this has to be

taking place on the full moon.

- Yes. - OK.

- And I was thinking.

I like that I'm a zombie, but I could be, like,

a bimbo or something.

- I think you are hilarious when you're not trying to be.

- Yeah, that's what I--

I think I'm just gonna be myself.

- So I think you should just be yourself.

So the answer is yes, you should be a bimbo.

- OK. [laughter]

Dawn and I both have something to prove in this challenge

because I sent her home on an improv challenge.

But I feel like we're gonna do really well this time together.

- This needs to be entertaining.

- It needs to be entertaining. - Like, yes, we need to sell,

but it also needs to be funny, chaotic.

- It's the end of the road.

I mean, at this point, I'm not gonna overthink it.

I'm just gonna have a good fucking time.

- Yes.

- Because A'keria has 6 fucking points

and I have 2 points.

I've learned a lot after season 16,

when it comes to improv and comedy,

and I cannot wait to showcase that.

[grunting]

I mean, this is the last challenge of the bracket,

so I need to absolutely sell these meats,

and I need to give FedEx one-day shipping, mama,

because I need to serve cunt i-meat-iately.

- How's it going over there?

- Good. - It's going good.

- This is going to be very, very interesting.

- Why?

- 'Cause this is more like a working

off each other type of thing.

- Chemistry. - Yes.

- Is that why y'all picked each other, 'cause y'all feel like

y'all have the best chemistry?

- Oh, for sure.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Do you also feel like it could be, like, a hindrance?

[tense music]

- No.

- Thinking like you could be up here.

That makes you outshine their whole vibe and level.

- I'd rather have someone that matches

my insane, stupid energy than someone, like, below it.

- I think we all could probably match your level.

- Right.

- Dawn is too cocky.

I think Dawn is assuming that we're

not on the same level as her, and she thinks we're below her.

- Anyway.

- But baby, everything comes down to this week.

Tides could turn.

I could be at the top.

Never underestimate an underdog.

- Well, good luck, sisters.

- Yeah, good luck, sisters.

- All right.

- Gotta get back to work.

- Go ahead.

[spooky music]

♪ ♪

- Taylor Lautner, I hardly know her.

[laughter]

Oh, hello, all my spooky sisters and siblings.

And welcome to the Home Spooky Network.

My name is Madison von Werewolf IV.

- And I'm Tati.

And baby, do we have some sickening products

to showcase to you today.

- [howling, barking]

I am so excited.

And it is a full moon, so you know what that means.

Deals! Specials!

I need you to put your paws up and grab your phone,

because--[howls] Do I have a deal for you.

This is the Buzzzkill quality hair clippers--

- Oh, my gosh. - Grooming kit.

This is a hair trimmer.

Could I possibly-- - Oh, yeah.

- --do a little exhibition? - Oh, yeah, of course.

I would love a little haircut. Yes, of course.

- Here, let me give you a little haircut here.

- Oh, yes, yes. - Just turn it on here.

All right. - I've been meaning to do it.

- All right. There we go.

- Oh. - Oh, God.

- Oh. - Oh, God.

Goodness gracious, sister. - Oh.

Oh, wow.

- You look so fresh.

- Oh, my God.

- So Buzzzkilled.

- Do I have layers?

- Yes, a couple of them.

- God, it feels amazing. - Yes.

Let me just trim up my hand here really quick.

Look at that. Look at that.

Look at that. And boom--

- [gasps]

- --just no more fur on my hand.

- Oh, my--wow.

- Look at that. Hold on.

For the girls that really want to get clean--look at this.

This is a coconut.

- That reminds me of my ex.

- Look at this. Boom.

Boom.

- Oh. Oh.

- Just gets rid of all of it.

- Oh, my gosh.

- I mean, I've seen some balls, but never balls this big.

- I mean--

- But if you got 'em, you can shave 'em.

- Tati, come over here.

- Oh.

- This man over here--

- He is so fine.

- --this looks just like the guy

who turned me into a werewolf.

And I'm not a fan of fur,

so this is what I wish he looked like.

- [growls]

- I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest

and just gotten it all off.

There we go.

Look at it. Do you see?

Gentlemanly fresh.

However much you think this item costs, you're wrong.

[notes chime]

$69.

If you're not calling,

I don't know what the hell's wrong with you.

Happy full moon.

[howling, barking]

- But, girl, have you ever been out with the girls, drinking--

- Hmm. - Partying--

- [gasps]

- --and then you get this growing feeling like,

damn, I wanna eat this bitch right in front of me.

- I've felt that way.

I have.

- I ate my best friend yesterday.

- Wait, I thought I was your best friend.

- Oh, you are now.

- Oh, well, look at that.

- That bitch is gone.

- Yes, Tati.

- But you know what?

Over here we have Hello Flesh, a monthly subscription service

that brings three guaranteed meat options

so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.

- Mm-hmm.

- So the first one we have over here--

- You are a dangerous girl.

- --first option, brains.

- Wow.

- Let's get a little.

- Oh, brains.

- Eat it.

- Mmm.

- Mmm.

- Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh. - Mm.

- Tati, you have a little something on your lip, Tati.

- Where? Where? - Right here.

- Oh, sh--oh, my God.

- Did you get it? - I got it.

Yep, I got it. - Thank you.

The next option we have is-- oh, my gosh--intestines.

You put this in the microwave, if you have one,

or nowadays, air fryer.

- Air fryer.

- And last is my favorite.

Oh, my God.

We have 95 eyeballs.

- Delicious.

- [person screams]

- All right.

We have a caller on the line. - All right.

Happy full-moon special. What's your name?

And where are you calling from?

- Hi, this is Edith, and I'm calling from Queens.

- Oh, my God. Hello.

- Hello.

- I'm from New York, too.

- I can't hear.

- I had a question about the clipper.

Can I use it on my coin slot?

- Oh, you could use it on your coin slot.

I use it on my coin slot all the time.

- Oh, yeah.

And I've got a question for the meat lady.

I have to make dinner for my husband soon.

I was wondering about the taste.

- The eyeballs have such a delicious--

it almost tastes like popcorn with butter.

- With butter.

- Well, I just wanna say, I bought both products.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- Thank you.

- Well, it looks like the night is ending,

but the full-moon special will continue.

- Keep hitting that line, my spooky sisters.

And see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.

[howling, barking]

- Oh, sister, your hand.

[laughs]

See you next time.

[spooky scream]

- Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Welcome, my party monsters, to the Home Spooky Network.

I am Bloody Starzzz.

- And I am Mysterious,

and I have bloody tales for you today.

[screams] - Oh!

It's a full moon, and we're feeling frisky.

- You're looking real succulent tonight.

What's your secret?

- Oh, honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.

Here we have Eterna Life,

the secret to change your life.

- How is that gonna change my life?

- Here we have something for those who need

some low darling efficiency.

[quirky music]

Ah!

Well, suck it, darling.

Suck it.

- Did we roofie this?

I'll check.

Oh.

- How does it taste, sister? How does it taste?

- My iron is all back.

Thank you, girl.

- Wait.

What is that you have there?

- My lovely bags.

- Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.

- Mm-hmm, it is very nosy, like I'm about to be nosy

about your protein powder.

- Oh, my God.

Listen, for those gym rats out there,

we have a little bit of powder because even in the underworld,

darling, we need the trade.

And the trade needs to have the muscle.

We even have sweet options.

- No, girl.

Girl, I'm on a diet.

I can't be eating that red velvet.

- Ooh.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

This thing--oh!

- How much is your Eterna Life?

Is it $400?

- It's $69, darling, only today.

So call now because the specials are about to run out,

darling, you know.

- You know what, girl?

I really loved it.

But we gonna--we gonna talk about something more bougie--

- Oh, yeah? - --like my Body Bagz.

The good old bougie Body Bagz.

Check out this--this nice, finely virginal skin.

- It's lotion, honey.

- Once you open it up-- - Oh.

- So you know it is authentic,

each of the bags is gonna get this little piece here--

- Sister.

- --which is nothing but a death certificate.

- Oh, girl. When the hell did you die, bitch?

- Hey, hey, hey.

- You ain't told me you was dead.

- Hey, get up out our business.

- You know what fits in here, sister?

- What?

- Some Eterna Life, girl, so you could get your life.

- Girl--no, ma'am.

- Yes, girl.

- We're done with that Eterna Life, baby.

We're gonna move on to our nosy bag.

- Now, whose weave is this?

- I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.

This bag, this hair, this finger

belongs to the body Ms. A'keria C. Davenport.

Skinned her myself.

Ooh, girl, what is this?

This is big and hea-- what is--what is this?

Oh! - Oh!

Girl, you're into the foot play?

They do that down here?

- Girl, hush.

That wasn't supposed to be in the bag.

But I'm about to ask you this one question.

- Girl, what?

- How much would you pay for these bags?

- Oh, girl, listen, I will pay thousands upon thousands.

- This bag--

- How much is it tonight, sister?

- $69. - Oh!

[person screams] - Oh, wait, girl.

Girl, hold on.

The Bluetooth's working. Hello?

- Hi. This is Joan.

I'm calling from Las Vegas.

- Ooh. The Sin City.

- I had a question about the Eterna Life supplements.

- Yes.

- Is it kosher?

- Is it what?

- Is it kosher?

- Is it what?

- Is it kosher?

- Culture?

- Kosher!

- Kosher, with a K, kosher.

- A kosher.

- Is it kosher? - Who the hell's that?

- Oh, girl.

Oh, my Jesus.

- I have a question for the bougie bag lady.

Now the bag, is it circumcised?

- Well, the only one that is circumcised is the small bag.

- So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.

- If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.

How many of these bags do you want, baby?

- All of them.

And I want all the Eterna supplements.

I'm gonna get my purse right now.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye, girl.

- Ooh, girl. Hold on.

The sun is rising, and it's getting hot in here.

- We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.

[screaming, laughing]

[upbeat music]

[spooky scream]

- Boo! Did you miss me?

My name is Moan Collins.

- I am Queen Nefertiti.

But my friends call me Titi.

And we'd like to welcome you all here to the Home--

The Spooktacular Network.

- Boo!

- Have you ever been so cold that you just--oh, yeah.

You look like you're a little icy, bitch.

Have you ever been so cold, you need

something just to warm you up?

- Oh, yes.

- Well, I have here the Wrapture.

- Oh, praise the Lord.

- It's an infinity scarf.

And when I tell you, it just keeps

going and going and going.

It's woven by my subjects one by one, a long time ago,

right before they actually came and snatched me up out my tomb.

Did I tell you about the time they snatched me out my tomb

and brought me down to Louisiana?

- Is that where you're on tour?

- Oh, girl, when I tell you, I've been on display nonstop.

I wanted to actually demonstrate,

to show you a few things about how my scarf actually works.

- All right.

Oh, boo crew!

- Hello there.

How are you?

And welcome here.

So we're gonna take this around.

And sometimes what you have to do

is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.

And if your man is feeling a little frisky,

we're gonna make him a skirt.

And if he has ugly feet, we can hide those too.

- You know, this is very, very reminiscent

of the Shroud of Turin.

- They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?

- If this is good enough for the Lord,

this is good enough for you.

- And I'm sure everybody out there is just

wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf

will cost you.

69 gold bars today.

- And of course, the Wrapture Wrap would

go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line

that you have seen, never.

If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch,

Glost is for you.

Now, I have many, many beautiful products.

My favorite is our ectoplasmic highlighter.

- Does it come in deceased?

- It comes in white.

This glows right through sheets.

You don't need to cut holes

into your expensive sheets anymore.

- And definitely don't cut up the Wrapture.

- Yeah.

And if you order any of our fabulous products today,

I am giving away a fabulous concealer.

And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.

Hello.

And of course you wanna put your concealer on

where you have the darkest of circles.

Turn around.

Your dark circle's back there.

I'll be right back.

- Oh, my jaw.

- I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

This is a family network.

There we go.

- That there is ghostly gorgeous.

- I am so confident in this product,

I would like to show you something.

Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.

Don't be afraid.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] My golly!

- This is before Glost.

I have the same on this side of my face.

I did die in a fire.

Cigarette, fell asleep.

We'll talk about it later.

- That's so sad.

- Now, we are feeling generous here at--

- Yes, we are home. - --the Home Spooky Network.

- Yes, we are.

- And I am selling my fabulous Glost products for $69 as well.

Leave the man alone.

- Hey. Wrap me all night long.

[person screams]

- We have a caller, Titi. So let's take our caller.

- Let's take our first caller.

- Caller, are you there?

- Yes, I'm here.

My name is Bette.

I have a question about the Wrapture.

- Oh.

- Is it long enough to cover someone's face?

I want to buy one for my friend Joe.

- But yes, the Wrapture is definitely long enough

to wrap your friend's face.

So what we're going to do,

we're going to take the Wrapture--

and this is your friend's face.

This is a nice-looking young man.

So I don't know what your friend's face is looking like,

but you just take that Wrapture,

you wrap it a few times--

- Could the person, whose face is currently being wrapped,

could they say a few words?

- No, they cannot.

- Well, then I'll take 10.

- Thank you.

- For the beautiful cosmetics lady,

are your cosmetics cruelty free?

- No, they are not.

- I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics--

- [gasps]

- --and all of the scarfs.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

You have a blessed day.

- I have been the one and the only Moan Collins.

- And I am Queen Nefertiti.

But again, my friends call me Titi.

- Have a great night.

Mwah, mwah.

We'll haunt you in your dreams.

- Boo!

[spooky music]

[thunder cracks]

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- This is it.

- It's our last day.

- And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.

[laughs] Your zombie wig.

- This is how I felt after that challenge.

- Just scalped? - I'm scalped, honey.

- Just scalped.

They're not plucked anymore, just scalped.

- [laughs]

Dawn and I did absolutely amazing

on that Home Spooky Network segment.

I felt like I interacted with her very well.

And there's only two spots in the semifinals,

so I need to win this challenge.

And I need some MVP points, please.

- You did look amazing in that commercial.

- Thank you.

Sister, honestly, you have been

such a support system for me these past weeks.

- That's what we're supposed to do.

- Like, I would have never thought Morgan McMichaels--

- I'm taking another alcohol wipe.

- That's OK. - You don't have to ask.

- I didn't ask, I said, I'm taking it.

- Oh, well, sorry, bitch. - [laughs]

- I'm stressed. I'm stressed out.

- Well, it is a stressful day. - Yeah.

- A'keria is at 6. You're at 4.

I'm at 3.

Morphine is at 2.

You're at 2.

Mystique is at 1.

- I mean, A'keria got 5 points last week.

- No, I know.

- So it is truly anyone's game.

It could go anywhere.

- Whoever's in the bottom--

- Control this game.

- --control the game. - Yeah.

What I have learned these past two weeks

is that winning just the challenge is not enough.

I've won two challenges.

I only have 4 points.

Do you think if I were in the top tonight,

I would be deserving of points

because I won all three challenges?

- I don't think anybody deserves anything.

- I'm, like, looking at everything in general.

- Yeah.

Ugh.

I'm in second place in the game,

but getting a little concerned because

I don't think any of these girls will

give me points-- maybe Morphine.

But then if Morphine wins, she can't give me a point.

I'm not OK. [laughs]

I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.

- Sister, how was everything?

- Good.

How do you feel about it?

- I was very disappointed, to be honest, yesterday.

- Why?

- Because I wanted more collaboration between us.

And at one point, you were just like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.

- First off, you was going totally

out of order and out of sync.

- I was trying to collaborate and just, like, banter more.

- Right.

But we can't jump from product to product

to product because that confuses people.

If I were to let Lucky just do whatever,

it would have threw me and my script completely off,

and then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot-ass mess.

No, ma'am.

And plus, the whole cake aspect,

you smashed the cake in your mouth,

and cake went everywhere.

- Well, yeah, 'cause we need to, like, go crazy with this.

This is campy. This is fun.

You know what I mean?

Like, we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress

and like-- - No, no, no.

I told you up front,

I don't want to get white on this gown.

- Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.

We had such a, like, nice connection.

And now it's like, girl, I even wanna get my point back

from week one because this left such

a bitter taste in my mouth, and I'm not talking

about the fucking cake.

- So how do you feel about our commercial?

- I feel like it was cute, but I feel like

there's parts with me that could have been better.

- But it was still fabulous.

- Yeah, for once in your life.

- [laughs]

I know that A'keria and I smashed this challenge.

We had fun.

We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.

I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest

of the girls, I'm still going to depend on a MVQ point or two

to get into the semifinals.

- If you find it in your hearts to give me a MVQ point

because I've been such a nice girl to all of you,

then that would be amazing.

- Is this where the campaigning starts?

- Yeah, girl. - OK.

- Girl, right?

If I'm not in the top two this week,

I'm gonna have to decide who I'm gonna give my MVQ point to.

And for me, it's about who I believe should be

representing Bracket 1 in the semifinal.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- A'keria 4 MVQ.

[laughter]

- Will twerk for MVQ point.

Will twerk for MVQ point.

[laughter]

- I can't.

[shimmering]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

Walk.

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

- Hey. [applause]

Come on, bitch.

- [laughs]

- Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race: Tournament of All Stars."

It's Michelle Visage.

Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing

you've ever bought off the television?

- Hmm.

I bought breast-enhancement cream.

- Oh.

- Spoiler alert, it didn't work.

- Was it kosher?

[laughter]

The irrepressible Ts Madison.

What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?

- I bought this manifestation bracelet that never worked.

I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey,

thinking that I was going to get a hairy man,

and all I ended up was-- [in deep voice] Me.

[laughter]

- And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.

Hello, my love. - Hello.

- Now, what's the craziest thing you ever

bought off the television?

- I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers,

which is how I got my infamous thighs.

[laughter]

- Now, that works.

So happy you're here. - Thank you.

- This week, we challenged our All Stars to sell monster merch

on the Home Spooky Network.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

[electronic music]

♪ Mother of the house ♪

The category is Paris, France.

♪ ♪

Up first, Dawn.

- Bonsoir!

It is me, ze fashion rat.

- Did somebody say "rabies?"

[laughter]

- Listen, I've never been to Paris,

but I love the movie "Ratatouille."

- Paris has a real rat problem.

[laughter]

- This dress is fashion.

It's camp, and it's quintessential Dawn

with an elevated little twist.

- Listen, I hear that she gets all the tail.

[laughter]

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- Ru, her pussy is literally on fire.

[laughter]

- For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.

The candles are lit up.

The smoke is coming out of the dress.

- Only you can prevent runway fires.

[laughter]

- And I have about 20,000 skulls on me,

and they're all from former Ru girls.

Just kidding.

- Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Death actually becomes her.

- Yes, it does.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

- Pop goes the easel.

[laughter]

- I am the Louvre, darling.

And I have on the biggest paint palette

in the world and probably the biggest headpiece

in "Drag Race" history.

You gotta fact check that shit.

[laughs]

- Oh, she's giving us an eyeful.

- I'm so fucking proud of it.

I am just feeling so accomplished right now.

- Bidding starts at $20.

[laughter]

- Up next, Mystique Summers.

- The notes of this perfume are "you cannot afford me."

- Oh, oh, oh.

- I'm giving the Black Charlize Theron,

her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance,

which is based in Paris.

Spray a little fragrance here, a little there,

very, very regal like.

- This look is Dior-able.

[laughter]

- This might become a signature Mystique look.

Clock that body.

- Watch out, Rihanna.

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, A'keria C. Davenport.

- Ooh.

- Bitch, we are bananas this week.

Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.

- Baker? I don't even know her.

[laughter]

- Yes, I made this.

Bitch, I think this is 1,000 bananas.

And guess what?

They're all fully rhinestoned.

- How much for just one banana? - Hmm.

- A point. - Oh.

- [laughs]

- I feel so sexy.

Like, you girls can't take all of this.

- She put the ass in potassium.

[laughter]

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.

- I know her very well.

- I'm giving Joan of Arc, French heroin.

- Ooh, who needs a purse?

- Joan of Arc is also a style of cutlery.

So that is on my armor.

And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.

- What the fork?

[laughter]

- Joan of Arc fought for what is right.

She fought against tyranny.

And I love a strong woman.

- God told her to do it.

[laughter]

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

♪ ♪

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

- Welcome, queens.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules are in full effect.

Tonight, I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

and each will receive 2 points.

Then the top two will lip sync for their chance to win

$10,000 and 1 extra point.

Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.

The top two queens with the most points will

continue on to the semifinals

and the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.

- Yeah.

- Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Dawn.

- You gave us Buzzzkill Razor.

And you were in control, and you were leading it.

And it felt very believable.

- You did a great job with the constant hustling

and thinking of things to say.

- [howls] Do I have a deal for you.

- And I love this look.

Your eye makeup is just gorgeous.

You're like a beautiful rat.

- Thank you.

I get told that a lot.

- [laughs]

- You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn,

and it's been lovely to watch.

- Thank you so much. That means a lot.

- All right.

Up next, Morphine Love Dion.

- Morphine, I love this look. - Thank you.

- Honey, let me tell you something.

A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.

- Uh-uh, never.

- I'm just transfixed by this Skeletor thing

moving with you while you talk.

It's really amazing.

- I just shaved really deep. - [laughs]

- In your shopping presentation,

I thought you two were wonderful together.

- Kudos to you for being covered in gross,

disgusting blood and doing the bald-cap thing

because it was gross.

But you made it funny.

- I wasn't as big a fan.

Dawn created a rapport with the people at home,

but you did not.

You're there to get people to buy things.

I never wanted to buy your meat.

[laughter]

Up next, Lucky Starzzz.

- Lucky, I have to say, I didn't know

what type of vampire you were.

- So I was inspired by a fungus.

I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.

- But it didn't help to sell the product,

the way maybe a more traditional take

on a vampire would have.

- I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky,

was when it was done, I still didn't know

what you were really selling.

- There were some misinterpretations that

were unintentionally funny.

[laughs]

You didn't know what kosher was.

You live in Florida.

I wish you had paid as much attention

to what you were selling that you do in your drag

because the details here are magnificent.

This outfit is amazing.

You are gorgeous tonight.

- Thank you so much.

I appreciate that.

That's an honor.

- Up next, Mystique Summers.

- Mystique, when Lucky felt insecure or not sure

about what she was going to say next, you were there.

- Every one of those bags I would have bought.

The way that you came around in front of the counter

and told me they had death certificates.

- That's right. - It was just everything.

- You had done your homework.

You were a little mean. [laughs]

- I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.

- But you were good.

This outfit, I love the color.

The concept for Paris is light.

- I think you're doing like a perfume ad.

- Correct.

- I think it's dazzling.

And you look gorgeous.

Your makeup is beautiful.

But I just wonder if there was maybe

a way to really drive home that reference a little bit better.

- OK.

- Up next, A'keria C. Davenport.

- A'keria, baby, you sold me a wrap.

Listen, it was woven by your subjects.

- Yes. - Come on, Queen Titi.

- Queen Titi.

- You, lady, were my favorite.

I laughed out loud more times

than I did watching anybody else.

There were so many lines that I quoted afterwards I thought

were really just so genuinely funny.

- And sometimes what you have to do

is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.

- You looked great, and you have a very

distinctive personality.

But my issue had to do with looking at the camera

because when you don't look at the camera,

it feels like what you're saying with your body language

is, don't look at me.

I want to defer to my partner.

Now, this concept here is so fabulous.

I've never seen a Josephine Baker done this way.

It's very, very smart.

And you look so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Morgan McMichaels.

- You chose Joan of Arc.

Of course you did.

I think my favorite part about this is that hair.

That hair is such a fun shape and cut out.

- This is what we're looking for on an All-Star stage,

that level of wink wink, nudge nudge,

but done to a couture level.

And that's what this looks like.

Just beautiful.

- In the television shopping-network segment,

I loved how you worked with the product.

I thought it was great how you prepared

the part of your skin to show and show the before and after.

I thought that was really smart.

- Favorite line, when A'keria said, does it come in deceased?

And you said, it comes in white.

[laughter]

- I thought you were really good.

You had bits.

You had product information all prepared.

You delivered a host.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck, the judges and I will deliberate.

Oh, and one last detail.

This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ point

on the main stage immediately following the final lip sync.

You may leave the stage.

♪ ♪

All right.

Now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

- I think we can all across this panel agree

that Dawn did pretty much everything right.

- She seemed the most like a host

that you would see on QVC or HSN.

And I just loved the Parisian rat.

It was so clever and so chic.

- Christina, what I think you meant--so squeak.

[laughter]

What I loved about Morphine was basically

her connection to Dawn.

- She just really relied on the camaraderie she had

with Dawn, which was good.

- But the "Phantom of the Opera" look was

so well done, so great.

- This is where she was strong at.

- Lucky was flat.

She was treading water.

- I mean, I've seen "Nosferatu," honey,

but that was just, Nos-don't-do-it.

- But I really thought her runway look was fantastic.

- I liked Mystique.

She was a hit for me in the infomercial.

- She made a mistake, to me,

which was allowing the person that you're

working with to annoy her.

- It was kind of funny because it gave her an angle.

- I loved the way she looked on the runway,

but it was not the same level of concept or execution

that the other girls did.

- Well, I do have to say that A'keria was one

of my favorites next to Mystique.

I think that she did sell it.

- I thought she was funny.

I thought she had lines.

She sold that wrap.

- Yeah, you're right, she did have some prepared stuff,

which was good.

Could have been better.

But the Paris look was fabulous,

and I'm here for it.

- Morgan is one of the most quick-witted kids

that I have ever met.

And she nailed this challenge.

- Her Joan of Arc look was incredible.

And it was so perfectly executed.

- You expect a drag queen to take an editorial viewpoint

that is unexpected, that's beautiful,

and that's exactly what she did with this Joan of Arc look.

All right. Silence.

I have made my decision.

- Really? - Yes, I have.

Bring back my All Stars.

[RuPaul laughing]

[RuPaul laughing]

- Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your Home Spooky Network performances

and your Paris, France, runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars of the week are--

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Dawn--

♪ ♪

--and Morgan McMichaels.

- Ooh.

[applause]

- Condragulations.

You've each earned 2 points.

The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.

♪ ♪

- I love you.

♪ ♪

[giggles]

- Dawn and Morgan, this week you were both top sellers,

but tonight there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament of All Stars."

The time has come

for you to Lip Sync for Your Legacy!

♪ ♪

- I'm one point off of the semifinals.

Dawn has 6.

A'keria has 6.

I have 5.

One extra point could make or break me.

- Still never won a lip sync.

In fact, I've lost to Morgan already,

and I feel like winning the lip sync is the only way

to, like, secure my spot.

I want to get this fucking cat.

[laughs]

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- ♪ We about to be up all night ♪

♪ Wakin' up a zombie ♪

♪ So put your paws all over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ You zombie-boy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I see you over there in the back of this party ♪

♪ And your girlfriend isn't here ♪

♪ Yeah, your girlfriend isn't here ♪

♪ Boy inside a cage, looking angry and tired ♪

♪ Like you've been up for days ♪

♪ Like you've been up for days ♪

♪ 'Cause you're an animal, an animal ♪

♪ And you're closin' in on me ♪

♪ Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied ♪

♪ I could be your type from your zombie bite ♪

♪ No, I can't see straight ♪

- Morgan is giving me the rocker-chick fantasy,

and Dawn is giving me a sickening rat.

♪ ♪

♪ Put your paws all over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ I don't want you to stay ♪

♪ But I can't watch you walk away ♪

♪ I think about you in my dreams ♪

♪ You're better off a fantasy-y-y ♪

♪ Goodbye, I'll see you in my dreams ♪

♪ Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied ♪

♪ I could be your type from your zombie bite ♪

♪ No, I can't see straight but the feeling's right ♪

♪ I could be your type from your zombie bite ♪

♪ We about to be up all night, wakin' up a zombie ♪

♪ So put your paws all over me, you zombie-boy ♪

♪ ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

- Yes.

[applause]

[tense music]

- All Stars, I've made my decision.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Dawn, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

- You've won a cash tip of $10,000,

and you've earned an extra point.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- A'keria, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique,

please step forward.

♪ ♪

Bottom four, it's time for you to give your MVQ point

to the All Star you believe is

the most valuable queen of the week.

Choose wisely because your MVQ point

could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.

In the event of a tie, the final decision

of who moves forward will be mine to make.

Currently, Dawn has 7 points.

A'keria has 6 points.

Morgan has 5 points.

Morphine and Lucky have 2 points each.

And Mystique has 1 point.

Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.

♪ ♪

- This point ceremony is very gaggy because

you don't know what is going to happen.

The emotions are high.

Morphine is crying.

Dawn is sitting there with all these points.

Morgan and A'keria are so close.

Mystique is over there, still mad about cake.

I don't know what is going to happen now.

- Lipsticks down.

♪ ♪

A'keria, which queen gets your MVQ point?

- [sighs]

The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week

showed me a new side of friendship and sisterhood.

I know this decision could really

take me out of this game.

I'm really being fucked in the brain right now,

like, with no lube.

I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away--

[laughter]

♪ ♪

--to Morgan McMichaels.

- Thank you, sister.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

Is it a half point?

- That takes Morgan to 6 points.

Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?

- This queen is someone who has been

like a guardian angel to me.

And she inspires me to believe in myself.

And I've decided on this night

to give my point to--

Morgan McMichaels.

- Thank you.

- That takes Morgan to 7 points.

♪ ♪

Morphine, who gets your MVQ point?

[suspenseful music]

- Ooh.

This queen, I couldn't be here without her.

She's my sister.

And I'm so proud of her.

And I just want her to move forward

and represent season 16.

So my point goes to my sister Dawn.

- Thank you, baby. I love you.

♪ ♪

- That takes Dawn to 8 points.

- Dawn has made it into the semifinals,

but A'keria and I are both still in the running.

There's only one point left,

the point coming from Mystique Summers Madison.

So is it a bit nail biting?

Fuck, yeah, it's nail biting.

- Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?

♪ ♪

- Being last in line, I'm the wild card

because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.

And my point can change everything.

It's all about who you truly believe in

and who you want to represent your bracket.

I believe in this one person.

I believe they have what it takes because they're so humble

and pretty much an underdog that everybody

should watch out for.

I'm giving my point to--

♪ ♪

A'keria.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- That takes A'keria to 7 points.

- Thank you so much.

- All Stars, all the points for this bracket

have now been awarded,

which means, Dawn, with 8 points,

you are advancing to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- What the fuck. Thank you.

I get to go to the semifinals.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know how to handle it.

I think I get a cat.

I think I get a cat.

- Morgan, A'keria, with 7 points each,

you're tied for second place,

and I am the tiebreaker.

- I want this so bad.

But Morgan is somebody I see as a real sister.

And my heart has just literally shit itself.

♪ ♪

- Based on your performances tonight and all season long,

I've made my decision.

♪ ♪

- I really want to go.

And I really want A'keria to go.

But Dawn already got one spot,

so fingers crossed that it's me.

♪ ♪

- A'keria, you are moving on to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- Thank you.

Oh!

I'm in the fucking semifinals.

I want to run up to Ru and kiss her right now.

She probably would have cussed me out.

That would have been OK because I would still

be going to the semifinals.

♪ ♪

- It's fine.

Had there been any other bitch, I'd be pissed.

But it's A'keria.

And that bitch is a force to be reckoned with.

And I love her to pieces.

- Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique,

all is not lost.

You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.

♪ ♪

At the end of Bracket Number 3,

Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens

to be entered into the wild-card lottery.

The one All Star chosen will join the competition starting

in the semifinals, with a chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

[dramatic music]

- That's sickening. That's crazy.

♪ ♪

- Queens, from the bottom of my heart,

thank you for all your hard work.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right, now let the music play.

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

- The body is ready to boom you bitches out the way

and twerk her way straight to that crown.

- ♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

- The battle's not yet won, my love.

And bitch, I'm ready to wake it up.

Ready for you, Bracket 2, Bracket 3, semifinals.

Let's go.

Mwah!

- ♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck and don't eff it up, up, up ♪