Original subtitles

(掌声、欢呼、呐喊) (applause, cheering, whooping)

(爵士歌曲结束) (jazz song ends)

克拉拉到底在哪儿?雷? Where the hell is Clara? Ray?

雷，克拉拉到底在哪?下一个是她! Ray, where the hell is Clara? She's up next!

没人见过她，老大。我不…哦,上帝。 Nobody's seen her, boss. I-I don't... Oh, God.

你。我绝望了。今晚你能代班吗? You. I'm desperate here. Can you fill in tonight?

哦,我吗?在聚光灯下? Oh, me? In the spotlight?

我不知道。很好。你呢? I don't know. Fine. How about you?

啊啊，啊啊，啊啊。轮到我了。 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. My turn.

对不起,莎莉。 Sorry, Sally.

播音员:下一个上场的是克拉拉·布朗和上城女孩队! ANNOUNCER: Up next, Clara Brown and the Uptown Gals!

(掌声) (applause)

晚上好，哈莱姆。 Good evening, Harlem.

不幸的是，克拉拉没能来。嗯。 Unfortunately, Clara couldn't make it. Huh.

我是阿尔伯塔·海恩斯， But I'm Alberta Haynes,

今晚由我来照顾你们 and I'll be taking care of y'all tonight.

♬我曾经过着百万富翁的生活 ♪ Once I lived a life of a millionaire ♪

♬花我的钱，我不在乎 ♪ Spending my money, I didn't care ♪

♬带我的朋友出去玩了一段美好的时光 ♪ Carried my friends out for a good time ♪

♬买私酒，哈!♪ ♪ Buying bootleg liquor, ha! ♪

♬香槟和葡萄酒……♪ ♪ Champagne and wine... ♪

该死的!这条宽阔的管道! Damn! The pipes on this broad!

♬好低*(掌声和欢呼) ♪ So low * (applause and cheering)

♬我没有朋友，也没有地方可去 ♪ I didn't have a friend, and no place to go ♪

但如果我能再得到一美元 ♪ But if I ever get my hands on a dollar again ♪

♬我要抓住它，直到老鹰咧嘴笑。♪ ♪ I'm gonna hold on to it till them eagles grin. ♪

男:那天晚些时候， MAN: Later that day,

劳伦走进她的公寓。 Lauren entered her apartment.

与此同时，她姐姐的尸体躺在地上 Meanwhile, her sister's dead body was lying

在隔壁房间。 in the adjacent room.

是她丈夫，对吧?他一定是凶手。 It's the husband, right? He's got to be the killer.

皮特认为是丈夫干的。 Pete thinks it was the husband.

不可能。 No way.

丈夫说。 Says the husband.

嘿，什么在抖? Hey, what's shaking?

我们在听播客。 We're listening to a podcast.

哦。播客是什么? Ooh. What's a podcast?

播客就像… A podcast is like a...

就像电视节目一样，但是没有图片。 like a TV show but without the pictures.

宝贝，那叫广播。 Baby, that's called radio.

你所描述的是无线电。 What you're describing is radio.

这是关于一个叫海莉的女人的谋杀案， This delves into the murder of a woman named Hailey,

尤其让人难过的是，所有的海莉都非常性感。 which is especially sad because all Haileys are crazy hot.

皮特:山姆, PETE: Sam,

你应该做一个关于阿尔伯塔谋杀案的播客。 you should do a podcast about Alberta's murder.

皮特，这是个好主意。 Pete, that's a great idea.

总是想着你。 Always thinking of you.

我是说，不总是这样。我也有其他的兴趣。 I mean, not always. I have other interests, too.

不是说我对你感兴趣。请其他人说话好吗? Not that you're an interest. Would someone else please talk?

鬼魂们觉得我应该开个播客 The ghosts think that I should start a podcast

艾伯塔谋杀案的事。 about Alberta's murder.

一个你可以进入的谋杀舱 A murder pod where you have access

对真正的受害者? to the actual victim?

我喜欢它。是的! I love it. Yes!

另外，它可以为B和B宣传。 Plus, it could be drum up publicity for the B and B.

你知道吗?我可以把它投给《阿尔斯特郡评论》。 You know what? I could pitch it to the Ulster County Review.

他们做播客。 They do podcasts.

说到播客，我们能说完吗 Oh, speaking of podcasts, can we finish

听这首歌?好继续。 listening to this one? Nice segue.

海莉一点也不知道 Little did Hailey know

那将是她最后一次去普拉提工作室。 that would be her last trip to the Pilates studio.

做普拉提的海莉。 TREVOR: A Hailey who did Pilates.

这个故事变得更悲惨了。 This story just got even more tragic.

阿尔伯塔:现在，一定要提到我是一个著名的歌手。 ALBERTA: Now, be sure to mention I was a famous singer.

是的，很明显，艾伯塔省。这些都是球场的一部分。 Yes, obviously, Alberta. That's all part of the pitch.

哦，我真不敢相信 Ooh, I can't believe

我要上播客了! I'm gonna be on a podcast!

不管那是什么。好吧,再见。 Whatever that is. Okay, bye.

海蒂:打扰一下。 HETTY: Excuse me.

但是我要把洗衣机提起多少次呢? But how many times must I bring up the washing machine?

它继续发出噪音，破坏了我的睡眠。 It continues to make a racket that has ruined my slumber.

是的。我知道。它坏了。 Yeah. I know. It's broken.

杰说他今早打过电话了。 Jay said he called about it this morning.

周杰伦在撒谎。他整个上午都在玩电子游戏。 Jay lying. He play video games all morning.

有红色小 The one with the red little

意大利男人和他绿色的意大利小弟弟。 Italy man and his green little Italy brother.

严重吗? Seriously?

托尔!别耍滑头。 Thor! Don't be a rat.

在我的世界里，没有比这更糟糕的了。 In the world I come from, there was nothing worse.

没错，我们做了些见不得人的事，但我们有规矩。 Yeah, we did some shady stuff, but we had a code.

一个你没有打破的密码。 A code you did not break.

这就是我的热门歌曲《别做老鼠》的灵感来源 It's what inspired my hit song "Don't Be a Rat."

♬嘿，他们会像那样背叛你的 ♪ Hey, they'll flip on you just like that ♪

♬没有什么比卑鄙的老鼠更糟糕的了……♪ ♪ There's nothin' worse than a low-down rat... ♪

不!上次你唱歌的时候，歌卡住了 No! Last time you sing, song got stuck

在索芬的脑袋里呆了好几个月! in Thorfinn's head for many moons!

阿尔伯塔:好吧，随便你。关键是，什么都没有 ALBERTA: Okay, whatever. The point is, there's nothing

比老鼠还低。 lower than a rat.

地鼠在上面走呢?是的! What about ground rat walk on? Yes!

雷神赢了心灵之战。 Thor win mind fight.

萨曼莎:那么，你觉得怎么样?< / i > SAMANTHA: So, what do you think?

我是说，谋杀，黑帮，爵士乐。 Well, I mean, murder, mobsters, jazz.

你什么都有。 You got everything.

这个艾伯塔，她看起来很有个性。 And this Alberta-- she seems like a big personality.

哦,是的。(笑) Oh, yeah. (laughs)

她可以是很多。 She can be a lot.

可以…这是我从研究中发现的。 Could... be a lot, is what I've uncovered from my research.

她死在你现在住的房子里吗? And she died in the house that you're currently living in?

我的意思是，这是一个钩子! I mean, that's a hook!

对吧?我觉得会很棒的。 Right? I think it could be great.

你找到专家了吗? So, do you have an expert lined up?

我自己也算是阿尔伯塔省的专家。 Well, I'm sort of an Alberta expert myself.

不，不，不。你需要一个专家。 No, no, no, no. You need an expert.

你是记者。你需要一个搭档 You're the journalist. You need a cohost

你可以谈论这个话题。 you can talk to about the subject.

哦。这个呢? Ooh. How about this guy?

托德? Todd?

这是阿尔伯塔的脚趾甲。 It's Alberta's toenail.

为什么?也许有一天我可以 Why? Maybe I could one day

用一小块钉子做一个艾伯塔省。 make an Alberta from just a little bit of nail.

你怎么了，托德? What is wrong with you, Todd?

Todd Pearlman，策展人 "Todd Pearlman, curator

位于宾夕法尼亚州阿尔图纳的阿尔伯塔·海恩斯博物馆。” of the Alberta Haynes Museum in Altoona, Pennsylvania."

是的。问题是，我真的见过他。 Yeah. Uh, the thing is, I've actually met him.

哇，你认识他?这太棒了。 Wow, you know him? That's fantastic.

我的天啊。他有超过10万的粉丝。 Oh, my God. He has over 100,000 followers.

这是一个固有的观众。(笑) That's a built-in audience right there. (laughs)

是啊，但我该怎么说呢? Yeah, but how do I put this?

他的……有点不对劲。 He's... a little off.

他背上有个很大的艾伯塔的脸纹身。 He's got, like, a-a giant tattoo of Alberta's face on his back.

这家伙是个跟踪狂。 The guy's kind of a stalker.

萨姆，跟踪死人的人叫历史学家。 Sam, someone who stalks a dead person is called a historian.

他很奇怪，路易斯。 He's weird, Lewis.

我不知道还能怎么说。他很奇怪。 I don't know how else to say this. He's very weird.

听着，说到底，这个播客就是你的孩子。 Look, at the end of the day, this podcast is your baby.

但如果你想在阿尔斯特郡评论上做， But if you want to do it at the Ulster County Review,

那我就把这个留给你。 then I will leave you with this.

没有托德，就没有豆荚。 No Todd, no pod.

(叹息) (sighs)

(大声作响) (loud rattling)

你闭嘴!你给我闭嘴! You shut up! You shut up right now!

嘿，海蒂。 Oh, hey, Hetty.

你对着洗衣机大喊大叫?那很酷。 You yelling at the washing machine? That's cool.

这个讨厌的装置不让我打盹。 This vile contraption will not let me nap.

进展如何? How is this progress?

在我年轻的时候，洗衣机从来不会发出一点声音。 In my day, the washer never made a peep.

事实上，我不确定我是否听过海伦说过任何话。 In fact, I'm not sure I ever heard Helen say anything at all.

(喘息) (gasps)

(喘息)哦，感谢上帝! (gasps) Oh, thank God!

杰，我知道你听不到我说话， Oh, Jay, I know you can't hear me,

但是真的非常感谢你。 but thank you very much indeed.

-(发出简历)-不，杰! -(rattling resumes) - No, Jay!

不! No!

回来按下按钮。 Come back and push the button.

你知道，这是有好处的 You know, there is an upside

到一台坏掉的洗衣机。 to a broken washing machine.

什么可能是好的呢 What could possibly be good

关于这个震耳欲聋的怪物? about this deafening monstrosity?

坐在上面。 Sit on it.

坐在上面?是的。 Sit on it? Yes.

我为什么要做那样的事? Why would I ever do something like that?

相信我。 Just trust me.

好吧，我就纵容你 Fine, I will indulge you

如果没有别的原因，就是为了结束 if for no other reason than to end

这个对话。 this conversation.

哦,我的。 Oh, my.

我不打扰你们俩了。 I'll leave you two alone.

(singsongy):哦…… (singsongy): Oh...

啊… Ah...

哦…… Oh...

哦。 Oh.

所以… So...

会议开得怎么样? how'd the meeting go?

他真的很喜欢这个主意。 Well, he really liked the idea.

那是难以置信的!是的! That's incredible! Yes!

不过，他确实有一个想法。 He did have one thought, though.

他建议我找个搭档主持。 He suggested that I have a cohost.

更具体地说…… And more specifically...

搭档是托德·珀尔曼 that that cohost be Todd Pearlman.

什么? ! What?!

你是说恐怖陶德? You mean Creepy Todd?

我的变态跟踪狂? My psychopath stalker?

收集艾伯塔脚趾甲的怪胎。 Oh, the freak that collects Alberta's toenails.

他有点强调。 He was sort of emphatic.

他说:“没有托德，就没有豆荚。” He said, "No Todd, no pod."

你说"不要豆荚"对吧，山姆? And you said, "No pod," right, Sam?

看着我。 Look at me.

告诉我你说了"没有豆荚" Tell me you said, "No pod."

她为什么不看我一眼? Why won't she make eye contact with me?

好吧,我……(门铃响了) Well, I... (doorbell rings)

哦,不。 Oh, no.

我以最快的速度赶过来了。 I got here as fast as I could.

哦，山姆，你做了什么? Oh, Sam, what did you do?

我给你带了一份小礼物以示敬意 I brought you a little gift in honor

B和B的正式开业 of the official opening of the B and B.

真贴心。 That is sweet.

甜的吗?可能是我的一颗乳牙。 Sweet? It's probably one of my baby teeth.

哦，耶，这个家伙。 Oh, yay, this guy.

给你。 Here you go.

哦。 Oh.

这是你自己出版的书 It's your self-published book

在阿尔伯塔省。我真的很喜欢这样做。 on Alberta. I really enjoyed doing it.

我在考虑写些别的东西。 I'm thinking about writing other things.

宣言，勒索信。 Manifestos, ransom notes.

我从博物馆拿了一些东西 I actually have a bunch of stuff from the museum

在我的车里。以撒:没错。 out in my car. ISAAC: Right.

他从他母亲的车库开的博物馆。 The museum he runs from his mother's garage.

研究，文件，文物。 Research, files, artifacts.

我觉得它们对播客很有用。 I thought they would be useful for the podcast.

谢谢，没有豆荚，就没有托德。 Mm-mm, thank you, no pod, no Todd.

我们不会再做播客了，萨姆。 We're not doing no podcast no more, Sam.

太好了。杰和我会帮你把它带进来。 Great. Jay and I will help you bring it in.

谢谢，反正我得在车库里腾出一堆地方， Thanks, I had to clear a bunch of space in the garage anyway,

因为我妈的男朋友凯尔需要 because my mom's boyfriend Kyle needed

一个存放他保龄球用品的地方。 a place to store his bowling stuff.

好像一个字比一个字悲伤。 It's like each word is sadder than the last.

(门关闭) (door closes)

我真不敢相信。诡异的陶德又出现在我的生活中了。 I can't believe this. Creepy Todd back in my life.

阿尔伯塔省? Alberta?

伯蒂，亲爱的，你要放松。 Bertie, sweetie, you've just got to relax.

原谅我吗?一切都很好。 Excuse me? It's all good.

艾萨克:海蒂，你病了吗? ISAAC: Hetty, are you ill?

我们会生病吗? Can we, can we get ill?

如果你指的是我放松的举止， Well, if you're referring to my relaxed demeanor,

这可能与此有关 it may have something to do

我最近的一次神奇邂逅 with a magical encounter I had recently

用洗衣机。 with the washing machine.

洗衣机怎么了? What happened with the washing machine?

没人知道，彼得，很简单 No one knows, Peter, it's simply

宇宙中神奇的奥秘之一。 one of the magical mysteries of the universe.

等待。 Wait.

海蒂，你真的不知道 Hetty, do you really not know

洗衣机上发生了什么? what was happening on the washing machine?

一点线索都没有。它让你兴奋。 Not a clue. It was making you aroused.

哦,是的。 Oh, yes.

性。什么? ! Sexually. What?!

嗯哼。哦…… Mm-hmm. Oh...

嗯… Well...

我当然会…… I will certainly...

不要再那样做了。 not be doing that again.

请，请别看。 Please, please look away.

这件旧家具是什么? What's this old piece of furniture?

哦，小心点。我的朋友， Oh, be careful. That, my friend,

茶几是属于你的吗 is an end table that belonged

给阿尔伯塔本人。哦。 to Alberta herself. Oh.

萨曼莎:哇，这是一幅画吗 SAMANTHA: Wow, is this a picture

当她还是个小女孩的时候? of Alberta when she was a little girl?

这其实是我在网上做的一件事 Oh, that's actually a thing I did online

我把她和我的照片放在一起，然后就显示出来了 where I put her and my pictures together and it shows

我们的孩子会是什么样子。 what our kid would look like.

(呻吟)山姆，我求你，别再问问题了。 (groans) Sam, I beg you, stop asking questions.

很可爱的。 Pretty cute.

天哪，那是我的桌子。 Holy crap, that's my table.

底部是假的。 There's a false bottom.

萨姆，你告诉他别再乱动了。 Sam, you tell him to stop messing with that right now.

也许我们不应该乱来。 Maybe we shouldn't mess with that.

你知道，因为它是古董。 You know, just 'cause it's an antique.

那是什么?杰伊:某种旧书。 What is that? JAY: Some kind of old book.

这是什么。别看那个! That's nothing. Don't look at that!

我的天啊! Oh, my God!

这是艾伯塔的日记。 It's Alberta's diary.

哇。情节的转折。 Whoa. Twist of plot.

日记是私人的， Diaries are personal,

所以把你的脏手拿开。 so keep your looky-loo hands off it.

也许我们应该尊重艾伯塔的隐私。 Maybe we should just respect Alberta's privacy.

你在开玩笑吗? Are you joking?

我们做这个播客到底是为了什么 What are we even doing this podcast

因为，如果不是利用 for, if not to take advantage

像这样的东西? of something like this?

多好的发现啊! What a find!

萨姆，你得把它拿回来。 Sam, you have to get that back.

里面有些东西出不去了。 There's something in there that can't get out.

艾伯塔说里面有东西出不去。 Alberta says there's something in there that can't get out.

拜托，有什么大不了的?她总是吹牛 Come on, what could be that bad? She's always bragging

关于藏匿尸体和走私。 about hiding bodies and bootlegging.

那些东西跟这个比起来都不算什么。 All that stuff's nothing compared to this.

那么它是什么呢?日记里有什么? So what is it? What's in the diary?

相信我，你不会想知道的。 Trust me, you don't want to know.

我是说，现在我真的很想知道。 I mean, now I definitely want to know.

是的。 Yeah.

加油，海蒂，你能做到的。 Come on, Hetty, you can do this.

干净的思想，干净的思想。 Clean thoughts, clean thoughts.

干净，干净，干净……衣服, Clean, clean, clean... laundry,

洗衣机。该死的。 washing machine. Damn it.

他说到有趣的部分了吗? Has he gotten to the juicy part yet?

不。托德读得有点慢。 No. Todd's kind of a slow reader.

陶德，我们两分钟前就看完了这一页。 We finished this page two minutes ago, Todd.

我们走吧。 Let's go.

等待。 Wait.

我们应该感到一点道德上的困惑吗 Should we be feeling a slight moral quandary

深入研究阿尔伯塔的个人作品? about delving into Alberta's personal writings?

我是说，日记应该是… I mean, diaries are supposed to be...

私有的。 private.

(现象) (sputters)

另一方面，……是吗? On the other hand... Yes?

托德会找出答案的 Todd is going to find out

不管是什么秘密她都不想让我们知道。 whatever secret it is she doesn't want us to know.

到时候阿尔伯塔无疑会需要我们的支持。 At which point Alberta will no doubt need our support.

所以在某种程度上它会更好 So in a way it'll be better

我们跟上进度了。 that we're up to speed.

所以我们应该继续窥探。 So we should keep snooping.

阿尔伯塔省。 For Alberta.

天啊，我想他要翻篇了。是的，是的，是的! Oh, my God, I think he's turning the page. Yes, yes, yes!

哦，谢天谢地。快，快，快! Oh, thank God. Do it, do it, do it!

不!该死，托德! No! Damn it, Todd!

来吧!加油，伙计，加油! Come on! Come on, man, come on!

你写了一本书，那就读吧!拜托! You wrote a book, read one! Please!

艾伯塔对日记的事很伤心，杰。 Alberta's really torn up about this whole diary thing, Jay.

听着，我可以试着从他手里夺走， Look, I can try to take it from him,

但我不认为绿巨人能从托德手里把它撬走。 but I don't think the Hulk could pry it from Todd's hands.

这就像是他的约柜。 It's, like, his Ark of the Covenant.

他的什么?BOTH:《夺宝奇兵》!< / i > His what? BOTH: Raiders of the Lost Ark!

你会死吗，这样我们就能做最好的朋友了? Would you just die already so we can be best friends?

对发生的事我很抱歉。 Look, I'm sorry for what happened.

但说实话，我们都会知道的。 But, honestly, we're all gonna find out.

也许你应该用你自己的话告诉我们。 So maybe you should just tell us in your own words.

哦,很好。 Oh, fine.

还记得我如何获得成功的故事吗? Remember the story of how I got my big break?

一个真正的失败者的故事。我喜欢弱者。 A real underdog story. I love underdogs.

我不是说我爱你。 Not that I'm saying I love you.

其他人能说吗? W-Would someone else talk, please?

主角克拉拉·布朗没来， The headliner Clara Brown didn't show,

所以他们让我代替她表演。 so they asked me to perform in her place.

我没告诉你们的才是真正的原因 What I never told y'all was the real reason

那天晚上克拉拉没有出现。 Clara was a no-show that night.

因为她被捕了，在监狱里待了一晚。 It was 'cause she got arrested and spent a night in jail.

以及她被捕的原因 And the reason she was arrested

是因为…… was because...

我出卖了她。 I ratted her out.

(喘息) (gasps)

你想告诉我你喘着气是什么意思还是等会儿再说? You want to tell me what that gasp means or wait till later?

以后。好吧。 Later. Okay.

那就迎头赶上吧。 Catch up then.

哦!我是一只老鼠! Oh! I'm a rat, y'all!

一只老鼠! A rat!

没有比这更糟的了 ♪ Nothin' worse ♪

比起一只卑鄙的老鼠。♪ ♪ Than a low-down rat. ♪

对不起。 Sorry.

怎么这么乱? What's all the commotion?

我错过了一次喘息吗? Did I miss a gasp?

阿尔伯塔是老鼠，这很讽刺 Alberta is rat, which is ironic

因为她之前给托尔找麻烦说她是老鼠。 because she give Thor trouble about being rat earlier.

讽刺的是，汽车仍然是登陆舰。 Irony he gets, yet cars are still landships.

这都是你的错，萨姆。 This is all your fault, Sam.

如果你不把陶德带回来，没人会发现 If you hadn't brought Todd back, no one would have found

日记和这一切都不会发生。 the diary and none of this would be happening.

好吧，不，我也有份。 Okay, no, I-I played a role in it.

但说实话，播客不就是皮特的主意吗? But, honestly, wasn't the podcast, like, Pete's idea?

都是他的错。萨姆，你在干什么? It's kind of all his fault. What are you doing, Sam?

你要知道，皮特同意我的看法… And just so you know, Pete agrees with me...

女孩! Girl!

我忘了你能看见他。 I forgot you could see him.

现在全世界都会发现我是个骗子。 Now the whole world's gonna find out I'm a fraud.

我所有的粉丝。 All my fans.

让他们唯一的真神失望了。 Let down by their one true god.

即使在绝望中，她也保持着健康的自我。 Even in despair, she retains a healthy ego.

阿尔伯塔，你用你那个时代的眼光看待这件事。 Alberta, you're looking at this through the lens of your era.

我不认为人们会因此而烦恼 I don't think people will be as bothered

就像你担心的那样。 by this as you worry they are.

所以你不觉得我的粉丝会看轻我吗? So you don't think my fans will think less of me?

你的粉丝爱你。 Your fans love you.

一次小事故不会改变什么。 One little incident's not gonna change anything.

我的天啊! Oh, my God!

这不会有太大帮助。 This is not gonna be super helpful.

阿尔伯塔是一只老鼠。 Alberta was a rat.

萨曼莎:托德，我是说， (gasps) SAMANTHA: I mean, Todd,

虽然我还不太了解你在说什么 not that I am familiar yet with what you're talking about,

但说实话，我相信这没什么大不了的。 but, honestly, I'm sure it wasn't, like, a big deal.

没什么大不了的?(如今) No big deal? (stammers)

她违背了她所遵循的全部准则。 She went against the entire code that she lived by.

我奉献了我的整个成年生活 I've dedicated my entire adult life

对这个女人的学习和欣赏。 to the study and appreciation of this woman.

但现在…… But now...

我都不知道她是谁。 I'm not even sure I know who she is.

阿尔伯塔:哦，我的天哪。 ALBERTA: Oh, my God.

我失去了托德。 I've lost Todd.

呃，弗劳尔?< / i > HETTY: Uh, Flower?

我有些东西 I have something

我感到羞愧 that I am ashamed

承认，但我觉得我必须承认。 to admit, but I feel I must.

不久前，我屈服了 A short time ago, I succumbed

面对我的心魔，我坐着 to my demons and I sat

又在洗衣机上了。 on the washing machine again.

海蒂,…没关系。 Hetty, it's... it's okay.

不，不行。 No, it's not okay.

这是软弱的，不道德的。 It's weak, it's immoral.

这是你的身体，不是吗? It's your body, isn't it?

我是说，你是主管，对吧? I mean, you're in charge of it, right?

你是说我丈夫去世后吗? You mean since my husband passed away?

不! No!

一直以来，老兄! Since always, man!

看，为女性的快乐感到羞耻 Look, being ashamed of female pleasure

只是男人的废话吗 was just some BS thing that men

用来控制女人的。 thought up to control women.

没什么不对的 There is nothing wrong

感觉很好，海蒂。 with feeling good, Hetty.

你不需要男人的允许。 And you don't need a man's permission.

但是我们仍然需要男人 But we still need men

设计和制造洗衣机。 to design and manufacture the washing machines.

不，女人也可以。 No, women can do that, too.

愿上帝保佑贝琪! Heavens to Betsy!

(笑) (both laugh)

活在这个时代真是太好了。 Oh, what a time to be alive.

我是说，你知道我的意思。 I mean, you know what I mean.

阿尔伯塔，我们只是想来看看你。 Hey, Alberta, we just, uh, wanted to come check on you.

你不明白吗，如果托德那样反应， Don't you see, if Todd reacted that way,

然后是所有听播客的人 then everyone who listens to the podcast

会背叛我(叹息) is gonna turn against me. (sighs)

他们这么做是对的。等等，如果出卖克拉拉是 And they'd be right to. Wait, if ratting out Clara was

所以违背了你的信仰， so against everything you believed in,

那你为什么要这么做? then why'd you do it?

对我这样身材的女人来说，那时候的生活并不容易。 Things weren't easy for a woman my size back then.

当然，我们有玛·雷尼和贝西·史密斯， Sure, we had Ma Rainey and Bessie Smith,

但这并不意味着 but that didn't mean that was

俱乐部老板想要的东西。 what the club owners were looking for.

(呼出) (exhales)

我受够了被忽视。 And I was tired of being overlooked.

♬没人知道当你失落的时候 ♪ Nobody knows you when you're down ♪

我的意思是，当你穷困潦倒的时候。♪ ♪ And out, I mean, when you're down and out. ♪

好吧。 All right.

这个职位是你的了。 The gig is yours.

哦,是的!阿尔伯塔时代已经开始。 Oh, yes! The Alberta era has begun.

不是你。她的。 Not you. Her.

她吗? Her?

嗯，看看她。 Well, look at her.

她是个明星，宝贝。 She's a star, baby.

我想你只是没有我的本事，亲爱的。 I guess you just don't have what I do, hon. (chuckles)

我同意留下来做克拉拉的伴唱歌手， I agreed to stay on as one of Clara's backup singers,

希望有一天我的才能能胜出。 hoping someday my talent would win out.

我在台上看了两年 For two years, I watched onstage

一个不配的人在我面前实现了我的梦想。 as someone less deserving lived my dream right in front of me.

那一定很辛苦吧。 That must have been so hard.

阿尔伯塔:是的。 ALBERTA: It was.

有一天我决定…… One day I decided...

我再也受不了了。 I wasn't gonna take it no more.

我知道克拉拉涉猎过私酒。 I knew Clara dabbled in bootlegging.

主要是因为我涉猎过私酒。 Mostly 'cause I dabbled in bootlegging.

所以我向她告密了。 And so I dropped a dime on her.

变成了一只老鼠。 And became a rat.

艾伯塔，你当时的处境很不公平。 Alberta, you were in a really unfair situation.

说实话，那个叫克拉拉的妞听起来很烂。 And, honestly, that Clara chick kind of sounds like she sucks.

自以为是的小荡妇连高C都唱不好。 Smug little floozie couldn't even hit a high C.

噢，我在理发店四重唱的时候 Oh, from my barbershop quartet days

我知道这是一种燃烧。 I recognize that as quite the burn.

萨曼莎:你知道那个故事 SAMANTHA: You know that that story

这样你的行为就完全可以理解了，对吧? makes what you did completely understandable, right?

你之前为什么不告诉我们? And why didn't you tell us before?

因为这对我来说不容易… 'Cause it's not easy for me to be...

脆弱的。 vulnerable.

我是说，人们把我看成超级自信的天后。 I mean, people see me as this super-confident diva.

但事实是，那是我的盔甲。 But the truth is, that's an armor I wear.

我和其他人一样挣扎。 I struggle like everyone else.

但我不会让它表现出来。 But I don't let that show.

我要做自己最大声的粉丝。 I need to be my loudest fan.

因为上帝知道总会有很多人 'Cause God knows there's always been plenty of folks

想要摧毁我。好吧，我想都没想 trying to tear me down. Okay, I didn't even think

这是可能的，但这让我更爱你。 this was possible, but this makes me love you even more.

同意了。是的。 Agreed. Yep.

严重吗? Seriously?

我很确定你的粉丝也会这么想。 And I'm pretty sure your fans would think so, too.

我是说，一个和我一样没有安全感的爵士传奇? I mean, jazz legend who has insecurities just like me?

我同意了。星星和我们一样。 I'm on board. Stars-- they're just like us.

你是说这让我更有亲和力? You're saying this makes me relatable?

哦,是的。就像Jason Momoa所传播的那样 Oh, yeah. Like that Jason Momoa spread

在他买鞋带的那本杂志上? in that magazine where he's shopping for shoelaces?

你是说我是女Momoa? You're saying I'm the female Momoa?

哦，是的，我们在说。 Oh, yeah, we're saying it.

哦，怎么回事?山姆，你打开播客。 Oh, what the hell? Sam, you fire up that podcast.

我们要激励公众。 We got a public to inspire.

我来找你了，老实人。 I'm coming for you, regular joes.

阿尔伯塔会给你们沉闷的生活注入希望。 Alberta's gonna inject some hope into your dreary lives.

她是不是太过分了?让她吃吧。 Is she going too far? Let her have it.

你唯一的真神现在也有共鸣了。 Oh, your one true god is now relatable.

(笑着说) (laughing)

所以，也许， SAMANATHA: So, perhaps,

阿尔伯塔的动机比表面上要复杂得多。 Alberta's motivations were more complicated than they seem.

如果你的理论是正确的 If your theory is correct,

阿尔伯塔不仅仅是一个天才。 Alberta wasn't just a tremendous talent.

她也是反对不公平身材标准的斗士， She was also a crusader against unfair body standards,

老实说, which, honestly,

只会让我对她印象更深。 only makes me more impressed by her.

是的!我把托德找回来了! Yes! I got Todd back!

让我更想克隆她。 And makes my desire to clone her even greater.

怎么啦？祝贺你。 What? Congratulations.

(叹息) (groans)

托德，这很有趣。 You know, it's interesting, Todd.

如果阿尔伯塔在这里，我觉得 If Alberta were here, I feel like

她可能会很感激 she'd probably be pretty grateful

整个老鼠的故事曝光了。 this whole rat story came to light.

她甚至可能 She might even

邀请你过来就叫我英雄吧 call me a hero for inviting you over

发现日记。 and discovering the diary.

好吧,女孩。冷静下来。 Okay, girl. Calm down.

看看克拉拉。 Look at Clara.

她看起来确实有点刻薄，不是吗? She kind of does looks mean, doesn't she?

加佐克斯，我认识那个女人。 Gadzooks, I know that woman.

你在说什么?哦,是的。 What are you talking about? Oh, yeah.

艾伯塔在府邸演出的那晚她也在。 She was here the night Alberta performed at the mansion.

我被谋杀的那晚?你确定吗? The night I was murdered? Are you sure?

对，她戴着一顶大帽子。 Yeah, she was wearing this really big hat.

艾萨克:哦，是的。 ISAAC: Oh, yes.

你知道这意味着什么吗? Do you know what this means?

我们找到了第一个嫌疑人。 We have our very first suspect.

(喘气) (all gasping)

大家喘得真爽。布拉沃。 Oh, great gasp, everyone. Bravo.

你还好吗? Are you okay?

我问了你一个问题，你就走神了。 I asked you a question, and you just spaced out.

你经常这么做。 You do that a lot.

你选了一个不错的。 Well, you picked a good one.

这是什么?发生什么事情了? What is this? What's happening?

是的。我是说，上一个吵得很厉害。 Yeah. I mean, the last one made such a racket.

怎么啦？不。不。最后一个还好。 What? No. No. The last one was fine.

这个坏小子是市场上最安静的。 Well, this bad boy's the quietest in the market.

不!把它放下!马上把它放下! No! Put it down! Put it down this instant!

周杰伦!你凭什么扮演上帝? Jay! Who are you to play God?

再见，老朋友。 Goodbye, old friend.

我会永远记得……你的旋转周期。 I will always remember... your spin cycle.

你知道，你不需要洗衣机 You know, you don't need a washing machine

达到感觉。 to achieve the feeling.

你不? You don't?

你可以做很多其他的事情。 There are so many other things you can do.

嗯。在这里。 Hmm. Here.

跟我走。 Walk with me.

(朦胧地低语) (whispering indistinctly)

(喘息)亲爱的上帝。 (gasps) Dear Lord.

哦，我才不会呢! Oh, I would never!

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