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Dearly beloved, who's ready
for some trick or treatin'?
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I am!
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Ohhhhh!
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Wait, where's Randy?
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I'm here.
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Alex, what are you
supposed to be?
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I don't do Halloween
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because I hate how we've
commercialized Samhain.
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What's that?
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Oh, it's the ancient
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and much better festival
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that Halloween
totally ripped off.
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Yeah, this is gonna be
a no from me.
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Uh-oh.
Looks like it might rain.
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Barely. We can't let
a little rain ruin Halloween.
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This is Los Angeles.
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We can barely handle
a light drizzle.
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Maybe it's okay?
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What do we do now?
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Randy:
We could watch a scary movie.
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How about we watch
"The Simpsons"
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until the storm dies down?
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"Treehouse of Horror"!
It's a Halloween tradition.
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Announcer: "Treehouse of Horror"
has been postponed
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until November 23rd
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so that we may bring you
the World Series.
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And the score is still tied
zero to zero
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as we enter the 14th inning.
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Turn it off.
Turn it off!
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Oh, I know. How 'bout
we tell scary stories?
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Ooh, yeah!
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And we can use ourselves
as characters.
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And anything
that happens in them
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will be considered non-canon.
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Not sure what
any of that means,
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but yes,
let's hear some scary stories.
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I'll go first, because I know
a story that's really scary.
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It's about one of history's
greatest monsters...
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...Alex.
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What?
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Okay, not cool.
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Is this because I used
your toothbrush?
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Alex:
The night is not over!
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Which den of debauchery
should we hit up next?
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Antojitos? NBC Sports Grill?
Panda Express?
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I don't know, man.
It's after midnight.
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I have a family.
And a headache.
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Just one more place. I'm sure
the next one'll be --
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Jackpot.
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Really?
What kind of people
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go to the CityWalk
Margaritaville after midnight?
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It's mostly divorcees
and weirdos.
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You know, my tribe.
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This is my chance, man.
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I'm gonna get back out there.
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Sorry, man.
I gotta tap out.
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But don't worry.
We'll do this again
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when Candice
goes to college!
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Roxy:
I've seen that look before.
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Best friend ditch you
because he's old
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and obsessed
with his family?
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Nailed it.
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So, what can I getcha?
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Everything.
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Alex, you seem like a guy
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who loves kickin' back
and cuttin' loose.
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Hell yeah!
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I love livin'
that island life!
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How would you like
to live that island life...
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forever?
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I'm already pretty wasted,
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but whatever.
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Oh, that tastes like pennies. Ohh.
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Not your finest work, Rox--
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Aah!
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Rough night, huh?
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Actually, it was awesome.
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May I be...let in?
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I mean yeah, sure,
you live here.
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What'd you do,
forget your keys?
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Wait, your keys
are right there.
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And you've got
two holes in your neck.
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And you're flying.
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You got turned into
a vampire at Margaritaville!
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Yep, and it rules.
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But don't worry.
I'll just bite you,
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and then you can stay out
all night every night
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doin' cool bro stuff
like sippin' Mai Tais
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and sucking people's blood.
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Um, no, thanks.
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Like I said before,
I've got a family.
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But it's so cool!
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You get to turn yourself
into a bat.
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Check it out.
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I haven't worked out
all the kinks yet.
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Yeah, I'm going to bed.
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Fine. Wuss out.
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But I'm gonna show you
how great vamp life can be.
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Pretty soon, you'll be
begging me to bite you.
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Damn it.
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♪ Wastin' away again
in Margaritaville ♪
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Get in on this, bro.
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Get in on this, bro.
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Get in on this, bro.
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♪ There's a woman to blame ♪
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♪ But I know ♪
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♪ It's nobody's fault ♪
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Okay, you're right.
I'll kill him.
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What? No.
Just tell him to leave.
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♪ Don't know the reason ♪
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Alex: Not now.
I'm straight vibin'.
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Hey, man, can we talk?
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Before you say anything else --
yes.
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I will absolutely turn you
into a vampire.
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Now lemme suck
that sweet vein.
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No, dude. I'm coming in here
to kick you out.
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We're all sick of you being
a selfish undead asshole.
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Unbelievable.
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I offer you eternal life
and bottomless coladas,
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and this is how
you thank me?
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Screw that!
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Ha! Sorry, bro.
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I'm a Margaritavamp.
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That means nothing to me.
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Aah!
Don't get comfortable, Josh.
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I'll be back with a bloodthirsty
horde of my real friends,
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and we'll turn you all.
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God damn it!
Why is this so hard?
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I think he took that well.
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Time to weapon up.
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Whoa, that's a cool way
to kill vampires.
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Vampires?
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Hey, guys. Guess who's back
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to turn you all
into children of the night?
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Hey, Alex.
Sorry about earlier.
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Would you and your friends
like some daiquiris?
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Never say no to a fresh daq.
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Wait, don't!
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Oh, I should mention.
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They're non-alcoholic.
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What?
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No! My tubular dudes!
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Ah, I forgot.
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So many rules.
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I invite you in.
I invite you in.
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Oh, forget it, I'll just
send you all an e-vite.
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Aah!
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Eat stake!
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Aah!
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Hey, guys! It's me,
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your beloved upstairs
neighbor, Phil.
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Phil!
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Couldn't help but notice
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you guys were fighting
some vampires,
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so I thought I'd stop by and --
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Aah!
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Phil!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I want to turn them,
not kill them.
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It's an honor to be turned
into a Margaritavamp.
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We don't just turn any rando.
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Yeah.
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Also, these guys
killed a ton of our friends.
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Sorry, Alex.
These sons of a sons of a sailor
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are dead meat.
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Aah!
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Roxy?
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Aah!
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Alex: Guys, I'm sorry
I've been such a selfish jerk.
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I promise I won't try
and turn you anymore.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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Yeah. Sure.
Okay, fine.
This was kinda fun.
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Back from whence you came,
hellspawn!
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Randy!
He was apologizing!
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Really? Dang.
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Guess that's why they put
erasers on pencils.
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The end.
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Eh.
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Morpheus is bored.
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Whoa, did you just
make that all up?
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It's based on
actual events.
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Ooh, this is good.
In real life,
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Josh turded in an Uber,
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and I got a nosebleed
in the House of Pies.
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Okay, that's enough.
Someone else please go.
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I've got a story that's extra
scary because it's true.
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Well, mostly true.
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It takes place shortly after
Alex and I got divorced.
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Aw, man. Is every story
going to be about me?
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No, you're a very
minor character.
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Boo!
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What up, Team Bridge?
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As you know, I just
finalized my divorce
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from Professor Loser
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and I figured
what better way to celebrate
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than buying myself
some new digs?
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I know it looks like a bit much,
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but it was pretty affordable.
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I think 'cause of
the tacky interior.
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Ugh, it looks like the Brady
Bunch was murdered in here.
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I mean, look at these chairs.
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Ugh, how tacky.
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The kitchen's gross, too.
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The sinks don't even work.
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Huh. Oh, and check this out.
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I didn't think
I'd ever say this,
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but this closet is too big.
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Anyway, I'm going
to renovate the place.
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I even got my BFFs
Emily and Josh to help me out.
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Um, that's not normal.
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It's so cold.
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New place. Check.
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Best friends. Check.
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Flexing on my ex. Check!
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I guess I won the breakup, DorpSpeed82.
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I think I'll be the judge
of who won the break-up.
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Oh! Aah!
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Ugh, I'm starting to think
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this place wasn't cheap
because it was tacky.
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It's cheap because it's haunted.
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Ya think?
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We'll help you move out.
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Move out?
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This is great content!
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What up, Team Bridge?
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So, the mansion is haunted.
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Hashtag first world
paranormal problems.
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To fix things, I called up
Scott and Joe Miller,
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AKA the super-hot
House Whisperers.
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Okay, these ceilings
might be low,
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but the amount of dark energy
in here is very high.
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I can tell this house
has strong bones.
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And they're buried
under the floorboards.
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Unh!
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Sound off in the comments
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if you think I should date
Joe, Scott, or both.
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Okay, guys,
let's hold hands.
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It's working.
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The spirit is among us.
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This house was designed
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and decorated by
Ludwig Tom Wright in the 1960s.
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Voilà.
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My finest work.
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Scott: He considered the mansion
his masterpiece,
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but everyone
called it tacky.
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Philistines!
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You wouldn't know a good house
if it collapsed on you!
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Ludwig died
from embarrassment,
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binding his spirit
to the building.
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No one shall ever renovate
this house!
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To this day, he will not
allow any renovations.
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Okay.
Cool light show and all,
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but can you guys
fix the place?
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We must eradicate
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the dark energy with sage.
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While adding value
to the home.
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Everyone knows the kitchen
is the heart of the home.
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I'll cleanse it with sage
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and raise the cabinets to make
the ceilings look taller.
261
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,192
And to give this place
a more modern look,
262
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,902
I'm going to rub some sage on it
263
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:43,572
and turn the hellmouth
fireplace into a feature.
264
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,074
No!
265
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,873
Those who violate my masterpiece
266
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,543
shall pay the ultimate price!
267
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,088
Aah!
268
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,258
Why the frosty reception?
269
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,973
Going somewhere?
270
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:24,780
I'm going to paint these walls
with your blood!
271
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,162
Alex?
272
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,956
I came as soon as I saw
the live stream!
273
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,125
I knew you were
cyber-stalking me.
274
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,376
Oh, you're right.
275
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,627
You won the breakup.
276
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,088
I'm an emotionally vacant
man-child.
277
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,717
I shouldn't have worn shorts
to your grandmother's funeral.
278
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,635
Ow!
279
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,522
Yes?
280
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940
Your haunted house stream
is dope.
281
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,693
Can we come in and take
some pics for the 'Gram?
282
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:07,031
What is...the 'Gram?
283
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,449
What up, Team Bridge?
284
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,743
Welcome to my haunted house!
285
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,213
Everybody say what-up
to Ludwig.
286
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,675
Anyone want to
take one with me?
287
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,177
Woman: Nah.
288
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,679
What are you doing --
Oh! Is that sage?
289
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,475
Ohh! Obviously,
you're still into me.
290
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,727
Ugh, so thirsty.
291
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,480
The end.
292
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,899
Oh. It is way past
your bedtime, Candice.
293
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,611
But I haven't been scared
once yet, and it's Halloween.
294
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,030
Oh, you wanna be scared?
I'll scare you.
295
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,032
But as soon as I do,
you're going to bed.
296
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,659
Deal?
Deal.
297
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:55,454
Here's a little story
called "The Magic Pumpkin."
298
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,915
Aw, that doesn't
sound scary.
299
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,834
..."That Wanted
to Kill Candice"!
300
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,128
Ooh!
301
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,763
Stop sneaking into my phone
to change your name.
302
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,683
Stop having such
an easy-to-guess passcode.
303
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,726
Are you leaving soon?
304
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,726
Soon as I can.
305
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,728
I just need to finish up here. Cool.
306
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,605
Don't forget to pick up
a pumpkin on your way home.
307
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,233
Candice has that pumpkin-carving
contest at school tomorrow.
308
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,360
Oh, I'll just steal one
from work.
309
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,918
Perfect!
310
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,762
Who's ready to carve
a genetically modified pumpkin?
311
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,097
We are.
Aah!
We are.
312
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,598
How did you even
reach that?
313
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,100
We're going to have
to move that higher.
314
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,519
I'll find a way.
315
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,107
That's weird.
Did you hear that?
316
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,235
It was probably the air
leaving the pumpkin.
317
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,879
Emily:
Aww, it's actually kind of cute.
318
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,589
Let's take a selfie with it.
319
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,478
Aah!
320
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,858
How do you keep
getting that?!
321
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,905
Can you guys stop
screaming your heads off?
322
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,031
Aah!
323
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,996
Aah!
324
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,791
Alex? You don't even
celebrate Halloween!
325
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:08,003
I was doing that Samhain thing
326
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:11,673
I mentioned at the beginning.
327
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,511
Aah!
328
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,725
How about a slice
of pumpkin die?
329
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,236
Heh. What'd I miss?
330
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,112
Pumpkin guy killed Alex,
331
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,322
then almost killed me.
332
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,407
Then Candice
totally saved the day.
333
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,534
Whoa.
334
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,369
Sucks to be Alex.
335
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,872
Oh, shoot.
336
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,376
Now I don't have anything
for the pumpkin carving contest.
337
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,628
I have an idea.
338
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,213
Mr. Campbell:
And our third place finisher
339
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,382
and person taking home
this random PEZ dispenser
340
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,759
I found while doing
self-checkout at CVS...
341
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,553
Candice.
Yes!
342
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,221
Great work, Candice.
343
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,723
Very scary, but I'm going
to throw it away now
344
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,226
because it's attracting ants, so...
345
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,065
No offense, Mom, but I'm
practically falling asleep.
346
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,192
What else you got?
347
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,154
Mom?
348
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,283
Mom?
349
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,243
Dad?
350
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,620
Alex?
351
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,663
Bridgette?
352
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,595
What the butt?
353
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,483
Storyboard artist:
Oh, God, I'm so behind.
354
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,944
Where are you on that
355
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,946
Ferris wheel rolling
down the pier sequence?
356
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,032
Wait, I thought
you were drawing that.
357
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992
The pitch is in two hours!
358
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,919
It's Bagel Friday, everyone!
359
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,212
Bagel.
360
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,924
Need nourishment.
361
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:17,925
Aah!
362
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,807
Calvin:
Key card. Help, help, guys.
363
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,065
Dad!
Could you please
364
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,149
stop bouncing that thing?
365
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,525
I can't hear myself think!
366
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,279
Oh, this is actually part
of our creative process.
367
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,989
Uh, Dad?
368
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,283
Oh, hey.
Are you on a tour?
369
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,119
Here. Your parents probably
won't let you watch this show,
370
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,330
but have you seen this one?
371
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,676
Aah!
372
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,678
Calvin:
Hey. Can someone let me in?
373
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,888
I forgot my key card.
374
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,979
Gabrielle: Josh, did you get
your head stuck in a pumpkin?
375
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,689
Mom!
376
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,689
Wait.
377
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,982
Let me try that softer.
378
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,317
"Josh, did you get your head
stuck in a pumpkin?"
379
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,027
You're not my mom.
380
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,529
Is everything okay,
sweetie?
381
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,281
Whoa. This little girl
looks exactly like Candice.
382
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,658
Who?
Candice?
383
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,326
You know, my character
on the show?
384
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,704
Oh, sorry.
I don't watch cartoons.
385
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,707
Character...on the show?
386
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,043
Oh, no.
387
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,379
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
388
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,214
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
389
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,262
Oh, wow,
is that Candice?
390
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,555
Oh, dude, it's Candice!
391
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,098
- Candice! Candice!
- Can I get an autograph?
392
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,726
Aah!
393
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,478
Candice, are you okay?
394
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,231
I had a nightmare where we
didn't go trick-or-treating,
395
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,066
and you all tried
to tell me scary stories,
396
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,651
but none of them were scary,
397
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,571
and then it turned out
we were in an animation studio!
398
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,326
No, we're real.
399
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:11,455
We just watched a scary movie,
and it gave you nightmares.
400
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:14,499
Come on, Candice,
it's time for bed.
401
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:18,211
Josh, did you get your head
stuck in a pumpkin?
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