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You just got Alfredo'd!
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Oh, gnocchi I di-in't!
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Got some lasagna on ya!
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Announcer:
Mamma Mia'd!
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Three views?
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Ugh!
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But #mammamiad is
the biggest trend of all time!
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Maybe I'm not using
enough pasta.
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Yeah, I don't think
that's the problem.
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Single digit views
after an entire day of...
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carbs.
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Next time, can you not exploit
my 5-year-old for content?
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Does the Internet
like me yet, mom?
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Yes, honey.
You're a star.
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She's lying.
The Internet is a vicious place.
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One moment
they love you,
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the next, you're fighting
for a like
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from a Twitter egg
from Albania.
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Okay, Candice,
time to go.
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This is why we limit
your screen time.
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I'm gonna go
play outside.
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Don't blame me.
Blame this new app, WimWam.
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I have no idea what this
algorithm wants from me.
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I bet I'd already be viral
if Gr8vine were still around.
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Isn't that the app that damaged
everyone's long-term memory?
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I don't remember that.
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I was huge on Gr8vine.
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Back in high school,
one of my vids went mega-viral.
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Yes, we know
all about the --
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It was a day
like any other.
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You recording, sis?
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Yolo, bitches!
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2014 for life!
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When Gr8vine got axed,
so did my video.
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I bet, if I posted that
to WimWam, it'd go crazy.
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That's it!
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I'll recreate
my viral video!
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We're going to
Santa Monica!
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Seriously?
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Do you know how much of a hassle
it is to get over there?
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Would you rather live your life
in fear of getting puttanesca'd?
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Fine, we'll go.
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You think you're gonna be able
to find parking?
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Parking on a sunny
Sunday afternoon at the beach?
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Nothing could be easier.
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Josh: When you say it like that,
it sounds hard.
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Bridgette:
The promenade.
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I practically ran this place
in high school.
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Bridgette's back, baby!
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Just like
the good old days.
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Ow!
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Can you try
self-awareness?
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Whoa. You just got in the way of
my getting-in-the-way video.
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What?
You bumped into us.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You don't know who we are,
do you?
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Wait, who are you?
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You just posed a bunch
without saying anything.
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You're those kids
who live in a mansion,
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and go viral on WimWam
all day.
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I've seen your videos!
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Pssh.
Who hasn't?
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Uh, well...
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I also know a thing or two
about going viral.
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Not to brag,
but back on Gr8vine,
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I did a headstand
on the pier Ferris wheel.
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Could've died.
Got a million views.
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Great... Vine?
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Am I supposed to know
what that is?
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Probably before
we were born.
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- Probably.
- Quick update.
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Our last video
got majorly wrecked
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by this sad,
bored woman.
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If anyone follows her,
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do yourself a favor,
and unfollow.
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No. No.
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No!
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Oh!
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Who do those kids
think they are?
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Can we just leave?
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No, Em.
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If we leave,
they win.
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We're gonna go to that
Ferris wheel,
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and we're gonna show
those bitches what's cool.
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Yeah!
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Like a baggy sweater
and a half a melatonin gummy
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on a Friday night.
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Okay, I'll show them
what's cool.
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Josh: Lotta cars.
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Alex:
Aha! See?
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A space is opening up
as we speak.
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I'm doing my taxes,
dickweed!
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I'm gonna deduct your head
from your body!
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Didn't we get rid of you
already?
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- Out of our way.
- What?
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Gonna do your little
headstand again?
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You know what?
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Maybe I'll do the headstand,
and then get,
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I don't know,
a billion views.
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Then, anything you post
will just look like
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you ripped off
my trend.
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You wouldn't dare.
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Please.
I'm a living meme.
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My whole life
is a dare.
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Bridgette,
just let her have it.
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You could get killed.
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No. Don't you understand?
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This is my last chance.
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If she steals it,
that's it for me!
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I'll never go viral.
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Which means
I'm basically dead --
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or worse, old.
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Are you gonna help me
or not?
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Get my good side --
even if it kills you.
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You okay,
there, Bridge?
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I, uh,
just might need a minute?
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What's wrong, Boomer?
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00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,029
Hurt your back?
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00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,073
You don't have
to do this!
120
00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,365
It's just an app.
121
00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,533
It's not!
122
00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,911
It's proof that I can
still be cool!
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You can't be cool
if you're dead!
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I don't know what
I was thinking.
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I just felt
so out of it.
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WimWam made me feel old,
and those cool teens --
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how are they so young
but so cool?
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It's all an act.
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They're just hopped up on
mood stabilizers and Adderall.
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Um, actually, I take Vyvanse
now, you old hag!
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Forget about them.
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You don't have
to do this.
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Man: Hey!
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Hey! Stop that!
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Oh, shit.
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It happened again.
137
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Get off your asses,
and film!
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This is WimWam gold!
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Get me off this thing!
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My mom was right --
I am gonna die young and hot.
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Boom!
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The king of parking
strikes again.
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And only a 13-mile walk,
mostly downhill?
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You're welcome.
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We found a spot!
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That's nice, sweetie.
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We gotta
go after them.
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But the spot, man!
The spot!
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Jump!
It's the only way!
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New plan, I'm gonna --
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we're slowing down.
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Oh. That's good, right?
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Actually,
this is much worse!
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Everyone okay?
155
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,941
That looks so unsafe.
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Really?!
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I might not be relevant,
but I can save someone who is.
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No, no, no.
Not the takeaway!
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Stay calm, Rikki.
I'm coming.
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Hurry!
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Oh, God.
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00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,756
Got you!
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- Mom!
- Emily!
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00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,434
Uh...
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Uh...
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we're good.
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Thank you for
saving my life.
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Well, I couldn't
let you die.
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It would've
made you cooler,
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00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,493
and you're, like,
way too cool already.
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You know, I lied earlier
about not knowing Gr8vine
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or your video.
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I actually saw it back
when I was a baby --
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Don't need that detail.
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I was, like,
barely out of the womb,
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but your video is what
inspired me
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to get into WimWam
in the first place.
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Before you, I didn't know
that girls could go viral.
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Oh, my God.
I'm like a pioneering woman?
180
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:02,476
Aww, you posted me.
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00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,437
I'm so happy
I saved your life.
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00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,565
After all this, I'm kinda happy
to fade into irrelevance.
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00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:11,068
No worries. We'll be out here
for you, keeping it relevant.
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Yo!
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00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:19,327
And behind me are the Ferris
Wheel Grandmas, in the flesh!
186
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,870
Uh, excuse me.
187
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,664
If you want to collab on WimWam,
you need to go through my agent.
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00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,000
What the hell
is WimWam?
189
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,835
We're on BlibBlab,
Grandma!
190
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,346
Screw WimWam.
We need BlibBlab.
191
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,768
I'm exhausted, and I think
I broke my leg.
192
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,478
Hope you didn't park
too far.
193
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,856
I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.
194
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Whoa! What!?
No, no, no, no.
195
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What are you doing?!
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00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:00,117
Come on!
197
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:03,412
Well, this is the worst thing
that's happened all day.
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