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You just got Alfredo'd!

Oh, gnocchi I di-in't!

Got some lasagna on ya!

Announcer: Mamma Mia'd!

Three views?

Ugh!

But #mammamiad is the biggest trend of all time!

Maybe I'm not using enough pasta.

Yeah, I don't think that's the problem.

Single digit views after an entire day of...

carbs.

Next time, can you not exploit my 5-year-old for content?

Does the Internet like me yet, mom?

Yes, honey. You're a star.

She's lying. The Internet is a vicious place.

One moment they love you,

the next, you're fighting for a like

from a Twitter egg from Albania.

Okay, Candice, time to go.

This is why we limit your screen time.

I'm gonna go play outside.

Don't blame me. Blame this new app, WimWam.

I have no idea what this algorithm wants from me.

I bet I'd already be viral if Gr8vine were still around.

Isn't that the app that damaged everyone's long-term memory?

I don't remember that.

I was huge on Gr8vine.

Back in high school, one of my vids went mega-viral.

Yes, we know all about the --

It was a day like any other.

You recording, sis?

Yolo, bitches!

2014 for life!

When Gr8vine got axed, so did my video.

I bet, if I posted that to WimWam, it'd go crazy.

That's it!

I'll recreate my viral video!

We're going to Santa Monica!

Seriously?

Do you know how much of a hassle it is to get over there?

Would you rather live your life in fear of getting puttanesca'd?

Fine, we'll go.

You think you're gonna be able to find parking?

Parking on a sunny Sunday afternoon at the beach?

Nothing could be easier.

Josh: When you say it like that, it sounds hard.

Bridgette: The promenade.

I practically ran this place in high school.

Bridgette's back, baby!

Just like the good old days.

Ow!

Can you try self-awareness?

Whoa. You just got in the way of my getting-in-the-way video.

What? You bumped into us.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don't know who we are, do you?

Wait, who are you?

You just posed a bunch without saying anything.

You're those kids who live in a mansion,

and go viral on WimWam all day.

I've seen your videos!

Pssh. Who hasn't?

Uh, well...

I also know a thing or two about going viral.

Not to brag, but back on Gr8vine,

I did a headstand on the pier Ferris wheel.

Could've died. Got a million views.

Great... Vine?

Am I supposed to know what that is?

Probably before we were born.

- Probably. - Quick update.

Our last video got majorly wrecked

by this sad, bored woman.

If anyone follows her,

do yourself a favor, and unfollow.

No. No.

No!

Oh!

Who do those kids think they are?

Can we just leave?

No, Em.

If we leave, they win.

We're gonna go to that Ferris wheel,

and we're gonna show those bitches what's cool.

Yeah!

Like a baggy sweater and a half a melatonin gummy

on a Friday night.

Okay, I'll show them what's cool.

Josh: Lotta cars.

Alex: Aha! See?

A space is opening up as we speak.

I'm doing my taxes, dickweed!

I'm gonna deduct your head from your body!

Didn't we get rid of you already?

- Out of our way. - What?

Gonna do your little headstand again?

You know what?

Maybe I'll do the headstand, and then get,

I don't know, a billion views.

Then, anything you post will just look like

you ripped off my trend.

You wouldn't dare.

Please. I'm a living meme.

My whole life is a dare.

Bridgette, just let her have it.

You could get killed.

No. Don't you understand?

This is my last chance.

If she steals it, that's it for me!

I'll never go viral.

Which means I'm basically dead --

or worse, old.

Are you gonna help me or not?

Get my good side -- even if it kills you.

You okay, there, Bridge?

I, uh, just might need a minute?

What's wrong, Boomer?

Hurt your back?

You don't have to do this!

It's just an app.

It's not!

It's proof that I can still be cool!

You can't be cool if you're dead!

I don't know what I was thinking.

I just felt so out of it.

WimWam made me feel old, and those cool teens --

how are they so young but so cool?

It's all an act.

They're just hopped up on mood stabilizers and Adderall.

Um, actually, I take Vyvanse now, you old hag!

Forget about them.

You don't have to do this.

Man: Hey!

Hey! Stop that!

Oh, shit.

It happened again.

Get off your asses, and film!

This is WimWam gold!

Get me off this thing!

My mom was right -- I am gonna die young and hot.

Boom!

The king of parking strikes again.

And only a 13-mile walk, mostly downhill?

You're welcome.

We found a spot!

That's nice, sweetie.

We gotta go after them.

But the spot, man! The spot!

Jump! It's the only way!

New plan, I'm gonna --

we're slowing down.

Oh. That's good, right?

Actually, this is much worse!

Everyone okay?

That looks so unsafe.

Really?!

I might not be relevant, but I can save someone who is.

No, no, no. Not the takeaway!

Stay calm, Rikki. I'm coming.

Hurry!

Oh, God.

Got you!

- Mom! - Emily!

Uh...

Uh...

we're good.

Thank you for saving my life.

Well, I couldn't let you die.

It would've made you cooler,

and you're, like, way too cool already.

You know, I lied earlier about not knowing Gr8vine

or your video.

I actually saw it back when I was a baby --

Don't need that detail.

I was, like, barely out of the womb,

but your video is what inspired me

to get into WimWam in the first place.

Before you, I didn't know that girls could go viral.

Oh, my God. I'm like a pioneering woman?

Aww, you posted me.

I'm so happy I saved your life.

After all this, I'm kinda happy to fade into irrelevance.

No worries. We'll be out here for you, keeping it relevant.

Yo!

And behind me are the Ferris Wheel Grandmas, in the flesh!

Uh, excuse me.

If you want to collab on WimWam, you need to go through my agent.

What the hell is WimWam?

We're on BlibBlab, Grandma!

Screw WimWam. We need BlibBlab.

I'm exhausted, and I think I broke my leg.

Hope you didn't park too far.

I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Whoa! What!? No, no, no, no.

What are you doing?!

Come on!

Well, this is the worst thing that's happened all day.