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Alex: Ugh.
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Ugggh!
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Ah! I must've scratched the DVD
when I used it as a coaster.
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Okay. The serve.
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This is the opening line
in the love letter
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that is your volleyball game.
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Hit it hard and straight
to keep your aim true.
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Ah-gahhhhh!
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It is good to be the dean.
Oh!
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Ooh!
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Okay, your turn.
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Uh, uh, Goose,
you're up.
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My name is Helen.
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I've had enough of
your excuses, Goose!
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Come on, guys,
let's check out
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that new fro-yo stand
in the quad.
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Oh, well, don't come
crying to me
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when you're in a dog fight
with a Russian MiG.
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Dean Stapleton: When I said
you could coach PE this summer,
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I didn't think you would
base it on "Top Gun."
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Please call me Jester.
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You have one hell
of a serve, pal,
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but two of
our elderly students
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need hip replacement replacements.
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I'm sorry, Alex.
You're out.
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Please, Dean Stapleton,
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money is very tight
for me right now.
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I need this job. Nah.
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I'll see you in the fall
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for whatever Viking bullshit
you teach.
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Uh, it's actually "Intro to
Deciphering Runes and..."
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You're right.
It's Viking bullshit.
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If I can't keep a job
as a community college
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PE coach,
what can I do?
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Alex,
you'll find something.
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You could always
deliver newspapers.
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Or pick up trash.
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Or...start a podcast.
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Um, I have a podcast, guys.
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"Comedy Dorp Dorp"?
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I'm on episode 177!
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Are you guys
not listening?
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Oh, right.
Loved that one
about the thing.
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Forget it. Like every other
college professor,
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I'm incapable of being anything
other than a college professor.
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- Wait. Plugger-
- Inners is always looking for temp employees.
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Really?
Yeah!
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I'll call my boss
right now.
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Ezra, it's Josh!
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Mm-hmm, yeah, he is.
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I promise.
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Okay, sounds good.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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What just happened?
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Ezra assumed I wanted to help
get someone a job
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since I've never, ever
called him,
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so he said,
"He'd better be good!"
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Then I said,
"He is. I promise!"
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And he kept going on,
so I cut him off with,
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"Okay, sounds good.
We'll see you tomorrow."
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You shouldn't
interrupt your boss.
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We have a family
and responsib--
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New lunch buddy alert!
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Yeah!
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Ha-ha!
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Guys! Say hi to Alex.
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Josh? Is this the Alex
who still uses a flip phone?
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The friend who you said,
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"knows everything about
everything except technology"?
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How'd you get him
past Ezra?
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I may have
told Ezra that Alex
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got his doctorate from M.I.T.
in TV installation.
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Okay, I just hope
Ezra doesn't find out.
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You know what he does
to people who lie to him.
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Well...
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we'll just have to
keep it from Ezra.
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Randy: Wow!
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When did TVs get so flat?
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All: Aaah!
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Good day in the field,
boys?
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Ezra!
I-I-I didn't see you there.
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Josh, it says here that you
and your little friend Alex
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successfully hooked
- a customer's dog up to Wi-
- Fi?
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Great work.
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Really?
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No!
They filed a complaint!
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And so did the dog.
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He sent a tweet.
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When Josh asked me
to hire you,
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he gave me very distinct
"Mm-hmm,"
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which led me to believe
you were qualified for this job.
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Alex just had an off day.
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But he's a pro,
don't worry.
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I've got my eye on you.
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All of you!
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Mm! Mm!
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Oh, boy.
You guys gotta help me.
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I can't lose this job.
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I already live in a closet,
and that's with a paycheck.
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I don't know, man.
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I'm just trying to
keep my own job.
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We all needed help
when we first started.
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Anders, remember when
you didn't know the difference
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between shielding cables
and foil cables?
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H-How could I forget?
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Or Dante, when you downloaded
all that porn
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- using a client's Wi-
- Fi?
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We said it belonged
to all of us.
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I can never watch porn
without thinking of you guys.
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All of us
are gonna help Alex,
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and we're going to do it
using these.
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We can log our house calls
under his employee number.
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Do I get one?
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Yep.
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Aww.
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Let's roll.
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- Yes!
- Man, we nailed it!
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- Total!
- Yeah, man!
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All: Aaah!
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You got some interesting
reviews today, boys.
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How did Alex install
a car stereo in Anaheim
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at the exact same time
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he was wiring
a security system in Palmdale?
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I got really lucky
with traffic.
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And it says here that you
pimped three rides in an hour.
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That's statistically unpimpable.
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I told you, he's the best.
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Mmmmmmm.
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Okay!
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I think I've finally found
my new team leader.
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Congrats, Alex.
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You're promoted.
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Oh. Oh, um...
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Ezra:
It's perfect timing.
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We could really use a man
with your expertise
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since we just landed
a huge job.
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What huge job?
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The City of Los Angeles
wants us to install
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a massive billboard
on Sunset Boulevard.
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It's going to play a video
reminding drivers
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to keep their eyes
on the road.
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That's not a big job.
That's epic!
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Good thing we have Alex,
the guy so great at his job
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none of you will
shut up about it.
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Can't wait to finally watch
this guy in action
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with my own judgmental,
vindictive eyes.
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Good. Lock it in.
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I don't know if this
is gonna work.
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It's gonna work.
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We gave Alex those
A.R. goggles, remember?
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Alex?
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You've got this.
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By the way, I definitely
didn't tamper with those.
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Josh! You sure he knows
what he's doing?
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Josh: Alex knows
what he's doing.
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A total pro.
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Okay, Alex, wrench your nuts
till they're tight as hell.
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Start at the top
and work your way down.
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Come on. Agh!
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Mm.
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We did it!
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- Big screen, baby!
- Whoo!
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Guys, we're going to
the Cheesecake Factory!
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- Alright! Yeah!
- Whoo!
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What is that place?
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Why would they make
that button?
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Guys! What do I do?!
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Alex! All you gotta do is hit
the left cable winch button!
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Oh, God!
How am I gonna do that?!
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Just hit the up arrow!
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Just hit the up arrow?
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Uh, uh, think, Alex.
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Hey! Agh!
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Come on, Alex,
use your head.
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Ah!
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Ah-gahhhhh!
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Oh!
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Huh.
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I'll see you in the fall
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for whatever Viking bullshit
you teach.
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Aaaah!
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You can do it!
We believe in you, Alex!
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Hahhh!
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- Whoa!
- Oh.
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Ah-gahhhhh!
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- Whoa!
- Oh, yeah!
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- Ah!
- We're good.
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Whoo!
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Thank you again, Maverick.
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Ugh!
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Oooh.
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Wowie zowie!
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You guys make installing a TV
look like a Tom Cruise movie.
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Because we do
our own stunts?
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No, because
it's "Risky Business."
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And you --
you were incredible.
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Hell, after a stunt like that,
you should be my boss.
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Uh, I can't.
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See, the fall semester
is starting back up,
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and that's where
I really belong.
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We all have to be the fighter
pilots of our own blue skies,
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and for me, that's teaching
Viking mythology
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to a group of students
who are only in it
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for an easy two credits.
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Give the money
to these guys.
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They're the real heroes.
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Nobody is getting a raise.
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