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Oh, man, I'm starving.
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What are you making?
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We're having hot dogs!
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Yes!
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Same as last Friday
and the Friday before that!
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Consistency!
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Both: Josh's night!
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You know, when it's my night,
I try to mix it up a bit.
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Kids crave structure.
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Aah!
I'm sorry.
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I got super high and ate
all your hot dogs.
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What the hell? I left a note
that said I was saving those.
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I ate the note, too.
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Ugh! Just don't eat
our food, okay?
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Oof, how's Josh's night
gonna get out of this one?
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Easily!
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Josh's night!
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Gross, gross, not food.
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A-ha! Eh?
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Fine, but let's frame it
as a fun thing
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and not "your parents forgot
to go food shopping" thing.
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But pancakes are
for breakfast.
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We can't have breakfast
for dinner, can we?
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Some rules are meant
to be broken.
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That's why we still tell the zoo
you're 3 years old.
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Breakfast for dinner?!
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Hey, come on.
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Rules are important.
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Fair Candice!
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It is I, an 80%-on-model
Robin Hood.
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Rules are completely meaningless.
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Go forth and do
whatever you want.
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Really?
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Of course.
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Doing whatever you feel like
is the key to happiness.
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Your mind has now been blown
in three, two, one.
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I think she likes
the pancakes.
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Hey, guys,
I was thinking,
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if we can have
breakfast for dinner,
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why not dinner
for breakfast?
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Candice, that's not
how you cook lasagna.
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Eh, I'm pretty sure
the instructions
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are just a suggestion.
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Oops.
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Dude, let's just eat it
off of the floor.
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Mmm!
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Tastes like
a burnt Popsicle!
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Candice!
No coffee!
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It makes you aggressive.
50
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No, it doesn't!
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Aaaah!
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I don't need
to brush my teeth!
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I can feel the
static electricity
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on my eyeballs.
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Mom, you're all out
of makeup!
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Hey, guys, I was thinking
it would be a good idea
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to skip school.
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What if we pull another
"breakfast for dinner"
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and go to the movies?
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I wish.
But we gotta go to work.
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Anyway, school is fun.
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You get to see
all your friends.
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Hmm, that's true.
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But tomorrow --
ska-ska-ska-skip!
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I can't wait to tell my friends
about breakfast for dinner!
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Rules are meaningless!
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We can do whatever we want.
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I'm not paid enough for this!
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♪ And oh, I don't know why ♪
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♪ Oh, I don't know why ♪
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♪ Perhaps they'll die ♪
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I'm sorry, Jade,
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but if your scissor skills
don't improve drastically,
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you're going to have to
repeat kindergarten.
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Rules are rules.
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Candice said rules
are bullshit.
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Really?
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Kinda.
I'm paraphrasing.
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It's anarchy time! Yeah!
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♪ Oh, I don't know why ♪
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♪ Perhaps they'll die,
oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Perhaps they'll die,
oh, yeah ♪
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Die, permanent records, die!
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Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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What are our options?
87
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We could get an
ice-cream truck
88
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to lure them away
from the school.
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What if we bribe them
with sugar-free candy?
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God damn it!
Isn't it obvious?
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We have to kill the leader!
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Mr. Campbell: No!
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There's only one way to put
an end to this revolución.
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Did you get a lock
for the refrigerator?
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Oh, freakin' great!
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Hello?
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Mr. Campbell:
Joshua, Emily, hey.
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Uh, I'd like to talk to you
at some point
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about fundraising
for the school,
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but right now,
Candice is out of control!
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You know me,
I'm not an alarmist.
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But your daughter and her
acolytes have enough vinegar
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and baking soda to blow up
the entire city of Los Angeles!
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Probably not county,
but definitely city!
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Not my Android!
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My mom's phone number
was in there!
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I never committed it
to memory!
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Let's go!
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Time to take
the express lane.
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Josh: Whoa!
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Was that there
this morning?
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Aah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Hey! What are you guys
doing here?
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Mr. Campbell said
you were disrupting class.
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Really?
We've been having a blast!
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We've even built a giant volcano
all by ourselves!
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Candice, you can't mix that much
baking soda and vinegar.
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Why not?
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I don't see why we can't
mix them all together
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in a giant pit.
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That would be like saying you
can't have pancakes for dinner.
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Candice, look, yes, we ate
the pancakes for dinner,
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but breaking that rule
doesn't hurt anyone.
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What about all the people
who aren't having fun?
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Hot! Hot!
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Aah!
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What have I done?
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Your parents are gonna
ruin everything.
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You need to prove your loyalty
to the no-rules revolution.
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Throw your parents
in the volcano.
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What?
That's crazy.
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No way!
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Wow!
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Candice is trying
to make a rule
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that parents can't be
thrown in volcanoes!
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I say, we are not going back
to the old way
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with the lies
and constant threats
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to make me
repeat kindergarten.
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The only rule
is there are no rules!
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Guards, take them to the top
of the volcano!
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Wait a sec! We are so much
bigger than them.
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Listen up, kids --
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Tranquilizer dart?
145
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Haaaaah!
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Why do they have these
at the school?
147
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The school nurse gives them to
me when I get over-stimulated.
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That makes sen-- Oof!
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Well, I guess this is it.
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I always kinda knew being
a parent would get me killed.
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I'm so sorry, Mom and Dad.
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This is all my fault.
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Stop!
We can't keep doing this.
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This all started because
I had breakfast for dinner.
155
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But that was a good thing.
156
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Eating pancakes
doesn't hurt anybody.
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But now you're about to
totally kill me and my parents.
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And it's not just me.
Kids are getting hurt.
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Do you think Jackson likes
being used as a basketball hoop?
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Or Ethan likes being used
as a spear?
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I don't love it.
162
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And if jade will do this to me,
she'll do it to all of you.
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What?!
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It's not too late.
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Yeah, we'll probably
get detention,
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but I'd do a million detentions
to get back to normal.
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No!
You're gonna ruin this!
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Aaaah!
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Die!
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Ha!
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How are they so good
at tying knots?
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I taught them
in knot class.
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20 years in the Navy
as a knotsman!
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Why are you doing this?
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Because it's not fair!
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You'll be a first-grader
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and I'll be a super-tall
kindergartner!
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Hah!
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Kick her ass, Candice!
180
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,876
Hey, Emily, we don't encourage
that kind of language
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at Chamomile.
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You said we could do
whatever we wanted!
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I was wrong!
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Aah!
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Just drop me.
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I don't want to
repeat kindergarten.
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Jade, no!
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You won't have to repeat it
if you just try.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's October.
191
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Just do the bare minimum
and you'll be fine.
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Oh.
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Lift me up.
194
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Why did you save me?
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It'd be pretty weird
if I gave a big speech
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about not hurting people
197
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and then let my friend
fall to her death.
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Oh, right.
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That makes sense.
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Thanks, Candice.
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I can't believe we got away
with that with no consequences.
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Yay, I don't have to be
a spear anymore.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh, shi--
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00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,655
Aah!
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00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,958
Okay, that was
pretty cool.
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00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,841
Candice,
we're proud of you.
209
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,260
Well, as proud as any parents
can be after their child
210
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tried to destroy
their school.
211
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Thanks, Mom.
212
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Also, no TV for a week.
213
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That's fair.
214
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,518
At least I understand
how rules work now.
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Sometimes you follow them,
sometimes you don't.
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Ugh!
This is taking forever.
217
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It's okay to do it
just this once.
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Get on the ground,
don't move!
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