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Go Candice!
You got it!
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Crush it, Candice!
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Putt it up!
Hup!
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Yah!
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Whoo-hoo!
Hell yeah!
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Blasted that bad boy!
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Uh,
nice work, Candice.
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But now watch how
a master putter does it.
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Josh, hold my chili.
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Okay, let's see it,
Jack Nicholson.
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You're thinking
of Jack Nicklaus.
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And he putted
a little something...
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like this.
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Gah-aah!
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Wow.
Jack Nicklaus sucked.
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Aah!
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So, was that a cry of pain
or a cry for attention?
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Ha!
No big deal.
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Just a little cramp.
I-I can walk it off.
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Aaaah!
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Should we call a doctor?
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Don't be silly.
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If I just play through it,
the pain will go away.
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Gah!
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Aaaah!
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Oh! Gah!
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All better.
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Oh, man, you look like
wet garbage.
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Still sick?
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No.
I'm the king of feeling great.
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Aaah!
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Oh, my God!
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Man, I don't like this.
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You seem pretty sick.
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Oh, yeah?
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Could a guy who's "pretty sick"
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mail a letter?
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Alex!
Are you okay?
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Nailed it!
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You threw up on the way
over here.
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Yeah, as a joke.
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Okay, we're taking you
to a doctor.
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Doctor?
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No!
I said no doctors!
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Doctors have killed
more people in history
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than Genghis Khan
and Chaka Khan combined.
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Alex, would you relax?
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I see like 50 doctors a week.
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They don't kill people.
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Why don't you tell that
to my dad?!
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Awkwaaard!
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Do any of you know
what he meant about his dad?
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Yeah. His dad passed away
when he was young.
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It was pretty sudden.
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And he's been weird
about doctors
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as long as I've known him.
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Like the time he got
a concussion
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and said he was gonna
"sleep it off."
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Or when he broke his finger and
just rubbed some lotion on it.
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Well, no matter what
he thinks about doctors,
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we can't let him die
from being a total idiot.
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Hey, Bud.
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How are ya?
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All better...
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Than Ezra. Ha!
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Funnyyy.
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Look, we wanted to apologize
for pressuring you.
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You clearly have this
under control.
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Thank you.
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It takes a strong person
to admit when they're wrong.
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But we found something
to make you feel better.
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A back-to-back screening
of all eight
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Viking Timelord movies
at The Vista!
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Really? Okay.
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I'll go put on my
Commander Ragnar cosplay.
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No time. We gotta hurry
to make the show!
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"I...
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am not leaving...
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without my time axe!"
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That's a quote from "Viking
Timelord 2: Breaking Bifrost."
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No doy.
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And technically it can cut
through time but not space,
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which is like,
how did they think of that?
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That's sooo cool.
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Right?!
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I-I think you took
a wrong turn, Pearle.
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Oh, uh, w-we're taking
a different route.
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Oh, okay.
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Hold on.
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How did I not know
about this screening?
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I have like six different
Google alerts
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for "Viking Timelord
marathon."
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Wait a minute.
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This is the way to the hospital!
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What are you -- No!
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Stay! No!
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Aah!
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Alex!
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My stomach feels
better already!
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Oh!
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Oww!
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Need...
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lotion.
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Oh!
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Owww!
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Huh?
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No! Stop!
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Turn around!
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No can do, brah.
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I'm haulin' your ass to Hell!
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Oh, God!
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What is this place?
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The Hellspital, duh.
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It's the only place a demon
can rip your intestines out
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and then reinsert them
in a different hole.
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Also, we use the American
healthcare system here.
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Hey there.
Got a new patient for ya.
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Feel free
to rip him a new one.
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All right, hon,
what should we do first?
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I can cut out your tongue,
feed you your ears,
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take your temperature --
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The temperature!
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Nurse: Mm-kay!
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Say "Aah."
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Aaaah! Aah!
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Demon: Wait!
Hold up a sec!
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Dude's got a visitor.
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From "upstairs."
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Heaven.
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Ugh, those losers?
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Ta-da!
Hi, kiddo.
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Oh, my God. Dad?
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This is amazing!
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I have so many things
I want to ask you,
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like "What's Saint Peter like?"
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And, uh,
"Are you proud of me?"
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And "Can people in heaven
see you when you tug it?"
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Kinda rude, very,
and thankfully no.
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Phew, that's a load
off my mind.
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Ha! "Load."
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Nice.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Totally. Wow!
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I've -- I've really
missed you.
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Well, I've missed you,
too, son.
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And I've got something
for ya.
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Whoa!
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Is that Poseidon's time axe?
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From "Viking Timelord 6:
Surf's Up"?
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Heck yeah, it is.
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Now let's get you
out of here.
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I'll be damned if I'm gonna let
you rot in Hell because of me.
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Because of you? What?
This isn't your fault.
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Well,
the Hell part isn't.
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They determine that based on
your search history.
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That was research
for my novel!
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But the
you-being-dead part?
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That's on me.
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I'm the reason
you're afraid of doctors.
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Dad, you were
totally healthy.
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Then, one day, you went to
the hospital for a check-up,
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and within a week,
you were just -- you were gone.
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Son, that's not
the whole story.
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All right, visiting hours
are over.
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Huh?
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Ooh!
Not cool, Heaven dude!
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Run!
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Son, let's kick some
demon ass.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Aaaah!
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Aaaah!
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Ah! Ha!
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Nice.
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Well, this blows.
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In here!
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Game over, man.
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They're gonna make us
fill out insurance forms!
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Not. Today.
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Oof!
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You need to drive the
ambulance out of here.
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Also, the signs
are all lies,
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so you follow the ones that say
"Not the way out."
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What about you?
I'll hold them off.
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No! Come with me!
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Alex, I can't.
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And you need to understand
about my death.
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Dad! Come on!
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It wasn't sudden.
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I'd been sick for months.
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But I didn't do anything
about it. I hid it.
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All because I was scared of
what the doctors might tell me.
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But you seemed fine!
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You took me to the first
Viking Timelord movie, remember?
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"Viking Timelord:
Ragnar's Wedding."
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By the time I finally got to
the hospital, it was too late.
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It wasn't their fault, son.
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Drive.
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I've got this.
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Daaad!
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I love you!
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I love you, too, Alex.
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You take care of yourself.
Go to the doctor.
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Heaven powers --
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activaaate!
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Ha! Classic Dad.
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All: Alex!
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Thank God!
Are you okay?
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We were looking all over
for you!
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Yeah, we never would've found
you if it wasn't for Lyla.
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G'day.
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Lyla's Australian.
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00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,356
Isn't that wild?
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00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,526
We had quite the little
adventure tracking you down.
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It was like
a whole episode!
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Look, guys, I'm sorry
I didn't listen to you.
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I was scared.
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Scared of what a doctor
might tell me.
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But I need to see one.
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No matter what
they might say.
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Crikey.
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Doctor: Mr. Dorpenberger,
we've found the problem.
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We're here for you.
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It's gas.
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Like...
Gas.
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00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,808
You have an absolute tanker load
of gas in your belly.
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00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,560
What the hell do you eat?
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00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,229
I'm currently doing
a chili cleanse.
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00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,899
Well, that explains it.
Anyway, you're fine.
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Just eat literally
anything else.
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Oh, that is great news!
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All I have to do is
stop eating chili? Oof.
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It's gonna be hell
on my cleanse,
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but I'll give it a whirl.
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Ow!
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