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Pearle: Unh! Ha ha!
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Sun's out, bun's out!
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Oh, man! I can't wait to sink
my teeth into some --
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Both: Hinano's
world famous burgers!
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We better hit it. You know
the line's gonna be long.
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While we're on the boardwalk,
you and Pearle have fun, okay?
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No doy!
Sandcastles rule!
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Y'all do your thing.
Candice is safe here with me.
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Ooh!
This could be the chimney!
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Man:
Ow! What the hell?!
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Ha ha!
Classic Venice!
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Come on, Pearle!
Get in here!
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Sandcastles
are so much fun!
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Sometimes.
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Castling can make your day.
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Or break your spirit.
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So...
you in or out?
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Whoa!
How'd you do that?!
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Heh.
Maybe I still got it.
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Well, well, well.
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Hello, Pearle.
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Didn't think you'd show
your face back here
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since I humiliated you
63 years ago.
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Sam "The Sandman" Sanders!
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Don't you know there's no trash
allowed on the beach?
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If you're here for
the sandcastle competition,
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forget about it!
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My grandson, Little Sandy, and I
are taking home the gold!
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Come at me, bro!
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Nothing's getting in the way
of an undefeated Sanders legacy!
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I didn't even know
there was a competition.
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I only build for fun now.
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"Fun"? What do we say
about fun, Little Sandy?
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It's for losers, and that's why
I'm not allowed to have any!
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I have so many questions.
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There was a time in my life
when I castled, Candice.
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And I castled hard.
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Pearle: It was the height
of the sandcastle craze.
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And I was a star of the circuit!
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I was the best of the best.
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I built my most ambitious
creation yet.
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But competitive castling
brought out my worst
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Wow!
Mom!
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You're ruining
everything!
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But, honey,
I'm just trying to help.
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I became a monster.
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Get out of here, Mom!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Further.
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Further!
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Further!
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But, honey,
I'm just trying...
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to help!
Ugh!
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Nooooo!!
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I would have won if I could have
just kept myself under control.
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The stress
was just too much.
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I only build for fun now,
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and I've made my peace
with that.
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Or you could make peace
with crushing
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those jerks
in the competition!
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That would fill an Eiffel
Tower-shaped hole in my heart!
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Not literally. My heart's
surprisingly healthy.
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Okay! I'm in!
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Kicking their butts
is gonna be so much fun!
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Both: Ha!
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Let's show these newbies
how you really wait in line.
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Line's moving.
Oh. Right.
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So here's the plan.
You start doing stuff,
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and I'll go
collect the shells.
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Stuff?! This isn't
amateur hour, Candice!
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This is the real deal!
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But I thought --
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I came out of retirement
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for one reason
and one reason only --
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to beat Sanders
once and for all!
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So, the whole high five,
"so much fun" thing...?
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There'll be time for fun
when we beat 'em to a pulp.
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Ladies and gentleman...
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uh-let's get ready
to shove-e-e-e-l!
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Bob: Here comes
the first round of competitors.
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Yeah. Real fun.
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And now
the King of the Beach
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will fire
the ceremonial starter pistol.
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Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
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Oh! These burgz are gonna
be so friggin' juice-ay!
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It's 'cause they use that beer
and apple-fed Wagyu meat, man.
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The Kobe of Kobe beef.
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Oh, thweet!
You got burgerth.
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You got
your tongue pierced?
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What are you --
16 and mad at your dad?
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No!
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But acthually,
pleathe don't tell my dad.
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Aw, man!
They forgot the ketchup!
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Aah!
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Everybody stay calm.
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Okay, okay. Stay cool.
Everybody be cool.
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No reason to fly off,
you little trash bird.
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Get back here
with my burgers!
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Hey!
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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Oh, my God, guys!
Are you okay?!
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So typical, with your
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"international landmarks"
and "perfect lines."
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But don't forget --
once a hot head...
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Always a hot head!
Yeah!
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I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
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There's no quittin'
in castlin'!
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Now pick up that barber's brush
and start smoothin'!
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Quentin: Well, I don't know
about you, Bob,
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but I'm having
a Taj Ma-ball over here!
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You can say that again,
Quentin!
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Pearle nails those
chamfered edges with precision.
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Sand dunk! Heh.
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And look at the way she rounds
the edges of that dome tower!
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Pearle's Girls
take the lead!
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What? Huh...
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Shucky ducky, baby!
Ho-oh, alright!
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Wah!
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Whoa!
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Unh!
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Oh! Heh!
Alright!
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Bah! Never send a hippie
to do a beach bum's job!
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Bring it on,
you sundried potato!
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Bob: Uh-oh!
Looks like these old rivals
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are having a heated conversation...
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with their fists!
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Which is
entirely allowed.
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Competitive sandcastling
has surprisingly few rules.
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Keep on building,
Candice!
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- Hyah!
- Wah!
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Hah!
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Bob: You know,
I gotta tell you, Q.
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Nothing I like more
than senior-citizen combat.
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Without it, these
sandcastle competitions
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would be unwatchable.
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Candice!
You're doing it all wrong!
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You're gonna make us lose!
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Wah!
Give me that!
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The melon baller
is for positive carving,
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and the teaspoon is
for negative carving!
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This isn't fun anymore!
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It looks like there's
trouble in paradise!
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I will not lose!
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Pearle:
Noooooooo!
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And today's "Oh No!"
moment of the game
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What have I done?
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Candice, I've made
a terrible mistake.
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I got so swept up
in the competition again
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that I forgot to have fun!
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And I'm sorry.
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Will you help me rebuild?
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There's not enough time.
There's no way we can win.
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Screw winning.
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Just build what your heart
tells you to build!
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Quentin: Pearle's Girls
have radically shifted tactics.
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But will it be enough?
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Oh ho!
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- Come to daddy!
- Hell yeah!
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Uh...
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Whoooaaa.
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No. No!
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Ahh! Come on!
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Eat meat!
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Sun's out, buns out!
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I just wanted to win.
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Unh!
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Owwwwww!
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That was the guy
who took our burgers!
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Wow. Guess he needed
a little...
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meat on his bones?
Ha ha!
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Bob: Pearle's Girls win it!
Whoo-hoo!
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Candice: Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Candice, thank you
for reminding me
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why I loved building sandcastles
in the first place.
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And thank you
for teaching me
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that winning's cool
and everything, but...
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Both: If it ain't fun,
it ain't worth it!
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Emily:
Yes!
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Yeah, Candy Cane!
You did it!
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Hinano's burgers!
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This was worth
the concussion. Heh.
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Oh, no. Are you trying
to put it in your ear?
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Uh...
Oh, no. Your mouth
is in the front, guy.
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You're right. Heh.
Yeah, you're right.
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