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All right.

I'm asking $50 for it. Of course, you know, I'll work on the price. Just a

utility watch, not too much flare.

Stainless steel.

It works. It has a little tab that you pull off the dial, and it'll start

ticking for you.

Looks good,

man. I'm sorry, guys. Do you mind? I'm kind of in a rush.

Just give me one moment, man. I'll be right with you. I'm going to close it.

Actually, you know what? Hey, Billy, are you real busy at the moment? Yeah. All

right. Lock that down. All right.

All right, man. I'm sorry.

Just give me one moment, please.

How much did you say it was again?

I'm asking $50.

I'll work on the price for you guys.

How about $20?

$20? Come on, man. That's less than half what I'm asking. Cash.

Cash. Listen.

Cash, cash, cash. She's over here tapping her foot. She's in a rush.

$20, you guys got cash?

Cash. We agree, $20.

I didn't know she became the deciding factor over here.

Listen to her.

All right, $20. All right, let's go step over by my register.

All right.

Gentlemen, have a great day. All right. Thank you, guys. Come again.

Hello. I'm sorry about that. My name's Sean. Nice to meet you.

What do we got here?

I was wondering how much I could get for this. For a laptop?

Yes. Mind if I take a look at it?

That's an old one, huh?

She's pretty dirty, too.

I'm talking about the laptop, of course.

All right.

Everything's fully functional on it? No viruses, nothing like that to your

knowledge? All right. What were you looking to get out of it?

$500.

I'm sorry, $500?

Yes. Oh, come on now. You didn't buy this brand new for $500.

I got a clean ticket to get back home today.

The laptop ain't getting you home, that's for sure. I can give you $50.

50 bucks is the most, that's the most I can do on a laptop like that,

unfortunately. I mean, it's beat up, it's old, its era has come and gone.

I see you have a nice jewelry, you're wearing a nice watch and ring.

Yeah, this is my wedding ring.

A wedding ring. So I assume you're still married? Yes.

Why don't you just have your husband wire you some money? I mean, money

transfers in 10 minutes.

Oh, no way.

That's a no -no.

Damn,

you are in quite the situation, huh?

So come on, help me out. I'm trying. I'm brainstorming here.

I mean, the purse, it ain't going to get you $500, but it'll get you a little

bit closer than the $50 I've already offered you for the laptop.

I mean, the watch, you see the watch, it's...

At least you're not going to go home without your wedding ring if you do

to sell that.

Take a look at it.

Yeah, your husband.

Man, the rabbit hole goes deeper, I suppose, huh?

I mean, I know this brand. It's a nice watch. It's real.

It'll definitely get you closer. I just have to take a better look at it.

But not enough to make an accurate assessment of it, you know.

So, I mean, we can, if you don't mind, we can go in the back and on my

take a look at the market prices for this watch. And also we can look and see

airplane tickets.

You know what I mean? Maybe they're not $500.

I don't know.

But what we can do is start looking at market prices for this particular model.

and then from there you know take a look at some airplane prices you can hold

that for now thank you all right my office is right in the back you mind if

put this back in the uh i just don't want to leave it out pretty busy day as

can see here all right hey billy yes sir hey if you

don't mind i'm gonna run to the back take a look at her watch run the market

prices you got you got the ford out here all right i'll be back shortly maybe 20

minutes

Thank you so much. No problem. My office is right back this way.

If you don't mind, I'll take your luggage for you. Thank you.

After you.

Thanks.

I'm going to use my computer to pull you up here.

And we're going to look up block prices.

It's even cheaper than what I was going to offer you. I'm glad we came in to

look at this.

Yeah, wow.

I was even just going to offer you $200. Now I don't even know if I can do that.

Oh, my God.

Okay. All right. Well, what do you say we just look up flat prices and fees?

I mean, $500 is pretty expensive for a ticket.

Maybe it's not that much.

You're headed to Iowa, right?

Lincoln, Nebraska. Lincoln, Nebraska.

I don't know what's more obscure, Lincoln or Iowa.

I've got to get home today.

Leaving today? Yeah, it's got to be today. Anytime, I assume.

Damn, $1 ,100.

Wow.

Considerably more than you were anticipating, huh?

Were you trying to fly at standby?

Oh, my God.

That's insane.

So, right now, I'm at maybe $200 with your watch and your laptop.

Oh, my God.

We've got to cover another, basically, another $1 ,000.

I mean, I see a stone studded ring on your finger right now. My wedding ring.

Are the pearls real?

No, that's just something I work for work.

They're not real.

My wedding ring. What am I supposed to tell him?

I mean, you were staying in a hotel, right?

Yeah. You could tell him the maid took it. You could tell him... I never take

off.

That's up to you. I mean, we gotta cover a thousand more dollars.

Maybe I could... I'm not gonna... I'm really just spitballing here. Maybe I

could ship it back to you or something.

Want me to look at it?

Yeah.

It's nice.

$9 ,000, nice.

I couldn't even sell it for $600, honestly.

Did you marry a young lady looking at me? Yeah, we did.

I could do, I mean, the stones are pretty good quality, but the color is a

little off. I mean, I could do $300 on the ring.

That brings us to $500. Why don't we look for a date tomorrow?

Or the next day. No, no, no. I told him I was going to be home tonight.

Tonight. Not tomorrow. Tonight.

If he looks at the tickets, he'll know.

No, no, no. I can't do that. It's got to be today.

There's got to be a way. It's got to be today.

What about a bus?

No. That'll take two days.

No. It's got to be today.

what about i mean what about your purse it's not real it's not even real i

mean you were just at a conference you have any type of equipment in your

luggage or anything i'm i'm trying to help you here i don't i don't we're at

500 we got to come up with another 600

There's nothing else you can have that you can sell. No.

What about your friends that are in town? Do you have any friends over here

the call? No.

No. I barely know the people.

No.

So you don't have anything. Oh.

No.

All right. Well.

Thanks. Thanks.

Come on.

I'm going to take care of your ticket.

What?

I'm going to take care of your ticket.

Alright? I'm going to take your watch and your laptop and keep your brain.

But I want you to do some favors for me.

What kind of favors? I just broke up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago.

You know, we should hook up.

What? I'm married.

I understand that, but you already said it.

The past three days haven't been accounted for because you were blacked

all that. I mean, who the hell knows what happens?

No, how can you say this to me?

Calm down, all right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is not happening to me. This is really, really not happening to me.

How can you do this to me?

I'm offering to pay $900 for a flight out of here.

Today. It leaves in two hours. You'll make it still.

I mean, weigh your options, but I'm just... I'm throwing that out there.

pay you $900.

I mean, we could keep your wife and your laptop, but... Come on,

what do you think?

I mean, who...

Who knows what happened those past couple days. Maybe you cheated already.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, but I'm just saying, like, you're in a

different state. It doesn't even really count.

God.

Trying to get home.

Trying to go home today, or...

Is that the only way?

I mean, that's the only way I'm going to give you $900 extra dollars for, you

know, $200 worth of... Is that the

only way?

I mean, it's not that hard. In 20 minutes, I mean, I'll pull my dick out,

on it.

We'll have a little fun. You'll have fun, too. You never know. You might have

good time.

You're gonna like it trust me I mean what I love my husband I know but you're

gonna make $900 in like 20 minutes Why do you think about it why don't you take

off your jacket I mean it's a little warming

Turn and face me.

Go ahead and play with him.

Watch your own knees.

Or else we got a big dick like that.

Come on, look at me.

Fuck yeah.

Black smoke in that dick.

Oh yeah.

Yeah And Laura

oh my bed

Quick as you ever made that kind of money, ain't it?