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Hi, Martha.
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It's 11 .45.
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What a relief.
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I thought you finally found your true
love.
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Actually, I had a pretty hot date.
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I think she might be the one.
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That's great.
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Congratulations.
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And there's better news. She's a single
mother and...
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Occasionally she needs a babysitter, so
I gave her your information.
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I hope that's okay.
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I don't know.
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Working for someone else?
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I feel like cheating.
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Oh. Cheat away.
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It's not like my asshole ex -husband.
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You'd actually be doing me a favor.
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I don't know, but what if I have to work
for you on the same night?
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Well, she is okay with maybe you
referring a friend as long as you vouch
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them.
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Yeah. Is that mine?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I found it in the couch
while I was cleaning and I didn't want
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forget. Oh, no.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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One last thing to remember my ex
-husband by. The last time I wore it, we
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weren't divorced yet.
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And it looks beautiful on you.
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You really think I look beautiful?
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Always.
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You have to come on strong.
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Quit being such a pussy.
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If you love this Julia lady, then go get
her.
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Too awkward.
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Then take the back road.
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Don't show her how great you are.
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You're what a piece of shit her
girlfriend is.
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How do I do that?
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Well, you said that that Holly chick was
looking for a babysitter, right?
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Then you said that if you couldn't do
it, you could hire one of your friends
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do it?
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Yeah.
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Well then, hire one of us.
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We'll go in there, seduce her, and bam!
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No more competition.
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But how would Julia find out?
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We could videotape it, put it online.
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Maybe you could send an anonymous email
with a link to the clip.
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Bam!
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Make that milk your oyster.
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I don't know.
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Maybe.
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But... It's her.
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It's Holly. What do I do?
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Just follow her.
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Thank you for coming last minute. No
problem. You know, I hate leaving the
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alone and with all the burglaries and
stuff.
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So, did you call Holly?
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Yeah, she called me about tomorrow, but
I can't make it, so I set her up with a
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friend. Oh.
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Was she good?
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Francine's great.
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Holly's my lover.
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Guaranteed. Okay. Well, awesome. I will
see you after the movie.
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I thought you were going to set me up
with Holly after that.
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Oh, we are.
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We're going to go before the movie. I
don't want the kids thinking that their
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dad's the only one that treats them.
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I'll be there in a minute, you little
turd.
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Okay, so I guess I'll see you later.
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All right. Have fun.
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Hello? Hey, Monica.
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It's Francine.
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So I really need your help for tomorrow.
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My phone is broken, so I need... some
kind of a video camera.
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Can you help me, please?
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Yeah, I just said, well, my phone is
broken, broken, but my screen is
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cracked, so I don't know what to do, and
I need it tonight.
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Because tomorrow I'm going to
Waterworld, and please don't make me
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Waterworld.
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And then I'm going straight to the
bitch's house. So, I need it tonight.
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Well, I've done you a favor.
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Can't you do me just this one favor,
please?
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That's perfect.
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Oh, you're saving my life. Thank you so
much.
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I will see you later, then.
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Hello?
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Yeah, anything for you, Julie. I'll be
right there.
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Come on.
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Probably not home.
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You know,
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we could just wait for Monica.
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Yeah, we could.
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You can't take that.
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Yeah, let's take it and go see a movie.
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You can't take that.
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Yeah, but keep in mind.
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What are we doing?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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you
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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