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Why did I listen to you?
Why did I let you drag us out here?
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It's beautiful. It's a jungle.
There are tarantulas here.
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Tropical diseases. Did you ever
hear of elephantitis?
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Your leg swells up like
a-a telephone pole.
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We didn't get shots.
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We don't need shots,
Fleischman. It's paradise.
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Better cover your head. I'll bet you...
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these banana trees
are full of primates.
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Fleischman, would you relax?
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- Yeah, a-ha!
- "A-ha" what?
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Well, a snake, O'Connell.
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It's a snake there.
Isn't it a cutie?
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You don't touch it.
It could be poisonous.
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Look! Apples!
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Mm! Pippin.
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No, it's a Mclntosh.
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Pippins are green.
You want a bite?
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Not bad. Interesting.
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A red pippin.
I've never actually...
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- What?
- You're naked.
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You're right.
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What?
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Ohh!
You know...
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usually I, I don't like
being naked in public.
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I get self-critical. Embarrassed.
But I don't feel that way now.
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- Do you?
- No.
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Actually, I feel very...
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very... Mm.
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♪ If we go...
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♪ Go insane...
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♪ We can all...
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♪ Go together...
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♪ In this wild...
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♪ Wanton world...
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♪ We can all break down...
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♪ Forever...
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That's a song we can all
relate to this time of year.
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Spring's about to spring.
Persephone's comin'back.!
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And here in Cicely,
the ice is groaning.
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About to break with that
exquisite and deafening roar.
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It's a time for madness.
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A time for our fangs to come down...
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and our eyes to glaze over...
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so that the beast in us
can sing with unmitigated joy:
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"Oh, yes, ecstasy, I welcome thee!"
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Hey, Ruth-Anne.
Good morning, Joel.
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How are you?
Just terrific.
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Any mail for me?
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Well, let me see,
Doctor Fleischman.
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Yeah. Bills.
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That's it? Th-That's all?
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I was expecting some, uh, catalogs?
Catalogs?
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Yeah. Just... Catalogs. You know.
Sharper Image, Plow & Hearth...
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Lascivious Lingerie, or...
Oh! I'm sorry.
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Here's your lingerie magazine.
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I was just leafing
through it. Okay. Thanks.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Uh, you're using that for
onanistic purposes, huh?
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What? What kind of purposes?
Autoerotic.
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Me? No. Not at all.
Absolutely not! I...
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I was just gonna order
my mom a robe.
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I think you need something
a little more exciting.
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Exciting?
Here's a Playboy.
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Eli Nute died a month before
his subscription expired.
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Oh, no. Really?
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"Women of Norway."
Yeah, well, I mean...
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A lot of exceptional writers
contribute to Playboy.
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There's Philip Roth...
Norman Mailer, the late Raold Dahl...
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An interview with Shintaro Ishihara?
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Don't worry, Dr. Fleischman.
It's that time of year.
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Everybody's libido has run amok.
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They rate the top ten
single malt scotches!
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Now, I...
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I want to read this.
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I think I've got something for you
a little racier, in the back room.
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Wh... Ruth-Anne!
It's all right.
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Hi. Hi.
Hi!
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Just...
pickin' up my mail.
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Yeah, I was just...
Hey, you're returning some tapes?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Anything good?
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No.
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Well, you know, Bambi,
Death in Venice.
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Bambi? You know, I haven't
seen that in years.
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It really gets to you,
the part where the...
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the mother dies?
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Yeah.
Here you go, Joel.
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Short on kindling.
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Thanks, Ruth-Anne.
You're welcome.
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All righty. Bye.
Bye-bye.
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How'd you like Beefcake Bingo?
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Message.
Hey, what is that?
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Ice. It's gonna break.
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Wow!
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What?
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Damn shame, Joel.
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I lived three months
on the Lower East Side, Maurice.
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Avenue B, Alphabet City.
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One of the roughest
neighborhoods in New York City.
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- Nobody ever stole my radio.
- Clear.
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This is rural America.
This is Alaska.
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People come here to
get away from crime.
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There isn't supposed
to be crime up here.
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Son, don't get excited.
It happens every year.
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- What are you talking about?
- Well, it seems the meltdown...
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causes some criminal insanity.
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But it's only temporary.
You're saying that...
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someone got spring fever
so they stole my radio?
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Yeah. Last year it was hair dryers.
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Maurice. This is not
the work of a person...
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who can't differentiate
right from wrong.
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This is the work of a common hoodlum.
Now, I want to file a report.
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- I want a police investigation.
- You can't file a report.
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I have my rights as a citizen,
as a taxpayer.
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Joel, you can't file a report
because there's no policeman...
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to file a report with.
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What?
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What are you telling me?
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There's gotta be police,
or a sheriff. A deputy!
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A Mountie!
Something, somewhere?
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Joel, aside from this
one annual deviation...
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Cicely is crime-free.
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A few petty thefts just don't justify...
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the salary of a
full-time police officer.
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You tolerate crime
because it's cost-effective?
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What about the principle?
What about the rule of law?
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It's more a question of balance.
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You know, light versus dark?
Good versus evil?
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If you bring in cops, I guarantee
you're gonna get robbers.
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Hey, don't get Zen on me.
I have been violated.
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Look, Joel, if it'll make you feel
any better, I'll loan you a radio.
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Maurice, the only thing
that would make me feel better is...
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a one-way ticket to New York City.
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You get ripped off, you hit 911...
sooner or later, the cops show up!
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I mean, they may not do anything,
but at least they exist.
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Excuse me.
I need a spoon.
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Say that again.
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Never mind.
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Poor Holling. Nobody
wants to take him on this year.
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Guess they don't want
to end up like Fritz Hyman.
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He ever get that pin
taken out of his jaw?
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It's permanent.
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Boy. Holling sure is cute
when he's out to kick butt.
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I'd like to jump his bones,
but... I've got this thing.
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What thing?
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Hi, Ed. Somebody stole
Dr. Fleischman's radio.
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White people.
They get crazy.
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One year it's hair dryers.
The next it's radios.
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Say, do you think
there's a connection there?
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Nah. You can't listen to the radio
while you're drying your hair.
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- It's too noisy.
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- I saw a Charlie Chan
movie. Warner Oland?
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People were mysteriously dying
at this nightclub.
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Number One Son didn't think
there was a connection.
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But Mr. Chan knew better.
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You ordered milk?
Yeah, thanks, Holling.
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Guess I'll be gettin' back to work.
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Just a second.
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Thanks.
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♪ Love, it is so powerful, huh...
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♪ It's simply unavoidable...
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♪ Whoa, whoa...
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♪ The trend is irreversible...
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♪ The woman is invincible...
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♪ She's a natural law
And she leaves me in awe...
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♪ She deserves the applause
I surrender because...
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♪ She used to look good to me
But now I find her...
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♪ Simply irresistible...
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♪ Simply irresistible...
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- ♪ Simply irresi...
- She's so fine...
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♪ There's no tellin'
where the money we...
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We want you.
We want you bad.
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Wow, oh...
Don't even think about it.
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- Why not?
- Because this is a dream.
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All the better.
No repercussions.
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No, you don't understand.
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I have never consummated
an erotic dream in my life.
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Even when I was going through puberty,
something always woke me up.
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Always.
That won't happen this time.
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It won't?
We promise.
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Okay! Okay! We'll do like...
an eclectic group thing, you know?
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Something with,
maybe a Roman motif?
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Togas?
Yeah!
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What's that?
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- What?
- That ping.
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That little ping coming in
from outside my dream.
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I don't hear any ping.
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That was just a test, you're right.
There's no ping.
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- So? Now what?
- Let's do it!
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Here? Now?
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In the middle of my subconscious,
with all the lights on?
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You're shy.
No, I'm just extremely self-conscious.
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Yeah, if I could just get my pupils
to dilate. Where are you?
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You would think the consummating
of an incredible erotic dream...
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would give a person some pleasure.
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At least some satisfaction.
Just some relief.
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Shelly?
This steak is ridiculously rare.
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- Oh. Sorry.
- Hey, you're reading a book!
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I know. I can't help it.
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I'd rather be cleaning the grill,
or filling ketchup bottles, but...
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- I just can't help it.
- D.H. Lawrence?
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The Rainbow?
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We usually keep it under
the leg of the kitchen table.
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You know, so the table doesn't wobble?
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All of a sudden, I've got
this craving to read it.
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Yeah?
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Any good?
I don't know.
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I mean, there's just so many words.
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Listen: "Inarticulate..."
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"he moved with her at the marsh
in violent, gloomy, wordless passion...
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"almost in hatred of her...
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"till gradually, she
became aware of him...
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"aware of herself
with regard to him.
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"Her blood stirred to life,
she began to open towards him...
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"to flow towards him again.
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"He waited till the spell was
between them again...
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till they were together within
one, rushing, hastening flame."
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What's that all about?
Uh, sex.
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- It is?
- Yeah.
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"Rushing, hastening flame"?
He's writing about sex.
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All right, listen up.!
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And listen good.!
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Hey! I'm talkin' to you back there.
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Some scum-sucking,
chicken-dung sneak thief...
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just made the worst
mistake of his life!
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That son of a bitch had the audacity...
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to invade the sanctity of my home.!
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And walk off with my
Fisher CD boom box.!
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Yeah. Shoe's on the other foot
now, eh, Maurice?
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Now you hold your tongue
there, Fleischman!
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All right, here's the deal:
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I'll be out of my office
for two-and-a-half hours.
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When I return,
at exactly 1100 hours...
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I expect that boom box
to be on my desk.
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You got that?
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- Hi, Dr. Fleischman.
- Ed!
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Ed.
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We've been through this.
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The knocking? The knocking
you were supposed to do...
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before you enter my office?
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I just wanna ask you
a couple questions.
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- Questions? What kinda questions?
- Your radio that was stolen.
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Was that German or Japanese?
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Ed, I have other things
on my mind right now.
245
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:02,156
Japanese?
246
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:05,745
I don't know. I guess.
Probably. I don't know.
247
00:16:06,371 --> 00:16:09,459
Surmanpow's was a Blaupunkt.
That's German.
248
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:12,964
Ed, uh, I'm busy here.
Just one more thing.
249
00:16:14,175 --> 00:16:16,822
The tape deck.
Was that automatic reverse?
250
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:19,433
Really, Ed. I don't have time for this.
251
00:16:20,352 --> 00:16:22,372
You seem a little bit upset,
Dr. Fleischman.
252
00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:25,043
Perhaps my questions have
touched a sensitive nerve.
253
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:25,878
Yeah. I'm upset.
254
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,004
You want to know why, Ed?
255
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,384
I'll tell you. As a physician,
I realize that sexual release...
256
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:33,264
is not crucial to human survival...
say, like water or oxygen...
257
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:36,102
but when a healthy, 28-year-old male
is deprived of that release...
258
00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:39,507
he has an awful hard time
enjoying his survival.
259
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,277
It's the meltdown.
260
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,156
I admit, I have been
unusually preoccupied...
261
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:46,118
even obsessed with carnal desires...
262
00:16:46,142 --> 00:16:49,081
but let me suggest the primary
cause is not this meltdown.
263
00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:50,523
The fact that I have been stuck...
264
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:52,461
in this godforsaken
place for 10 months...
265
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:55,967
and in this time I have not once...
not once, not one time...
266
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:59,162
had intimate relations
with the opposite sex.
267
00:17:00,415 --> 00:17:01,415
Ohh.
268
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:03,461
Yeah, "Ohh."
269
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:07,735
- Well, if you'd like, I can help.
- Help? What?
270
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,865
You have a secret pool of women?
Your own private stockpile?
271
00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:12,809
- I know a girl.
- A girl?
272
00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:15,564
Yeah.
No, that's okay, Ed.
273
00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:20,171
That's very nice of you.
Very nice, but no thanks.
274
00:17:20,195 --> 00:17:22,259
She's pretty.
Yeah, I'm sure she is. Really.
275
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,410
I'm sure she's very
attractive, beautiful.
276
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,181
But I can find my own girls. Okay?
277
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,248
Thanks anyways.
Okay.
278
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,669
Bye, Dr. Fleischman.
279
00:17:31,255 --> 00:17:35,470
"But Max stepped into his private boat
and waved good-bye."
280
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:40,621
"And sailed back over a year
and in and out of weeks..."
281
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,105
"and through a day."
282
00:17:43,274 --> 00:17:46,171
"And into the night
of his very own room..."
283
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,033
"where he found his supper
waiting for him."
284
00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:53,415
"And it was still hot."
285
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,439
Thank you, Mr. Sendak.
Thank you for reminding us...
286
00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:58,608
that we should never...
287
00:17:58,632 --> 00:18:02,447
ever lose touch with that wild
and untamable spirit within us all.
288
00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:05,953
You know, mayhem's gotten a bad rap,
and chaosis taking it on the chin...
289
00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:09,399
in these pathologically
normal and rational times.
290
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:12,755
Even up here in Alaska, we're turning
our back on the beast.
291
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:16,010
We've opted for the zoo,
where the lion can't eat you...
292
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:18,538
instead of the jungle, where he can.
293
00:18:18,955 --> 00:18:21,001
Quelle dommage.
What a drag.
294
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:27,718
Come in.!
295
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,939
- Maurice Minnifield?
- Yes?
296
00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:38,044
Sergeant Semanski.
Well, how 'bout that?
297
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,698
I drove in from Sourdough.
500 miles.
298
00:18:42,159 --> 00:18:43,159
Much obliged.
299
00:18:43,411 --> 00:18:47,042
Pulled me off a 905-R.
Rabies suspect. Brown bear.
300
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:51,340
They lost it in a trailer park.
No kiddin'.
301
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,426
Pulled me off for this:
302
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:55,471
- Stolen radio?
303
00:18:55,472 --> 00:18:58,392
- Well, actually,
there was more than one.
304
00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:04,378
I don't believe in giving anyone
any preferential treatment...
305
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:05,922
no matter who they know.
306
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,426
I don't like it
when people pull strings.
307
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:13,017
Well, I didn't pull any strings.
Maybe tugged 'em a little bit.
308
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:16,731
I'll need to ask you some questions.
Sure. Anything.
309
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,734
Oh, but I would like to say one thing.
310
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,305
No matter how it happened,
I'm glad you're here.
311
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:27,814
The people of Cicely will sleep a lot
better knowing you're on the case.
312
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,824
♪ Everybody got to live...
313
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:36,285
♪ And nobody got to die...
314
00:19:38,455 --> 00:19:41,293
Holling, I asked for C&C.
This is gin.
315
00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:45,675
So?
316
00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:48,614
I'll drink it.
317
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:50,785
No, no, come on, now.
You ordered C&C.
318
00:19:50,809 --> 00:19:52,227
You oughta get C&C.
319
00:19:53,771 --> 00:19:55,524
Get mad! Start somethin'!
320
00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:59,906
I'm fine.
You're my last chance, Steve.
321
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,623
You don't understand.
All year long...
322
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,504
I go without so much
as hurtin' a housefly.
323
00:20:11,299 --> 00:20:14,137
But just this once.
Just this one time...
324
00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:18,561
I need to cause some pain.
325
00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:22,025
I need to feel my fist...
326
00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:26,114
smashing into a mouthful of teeth.
327
00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:30,830
I need to hurt somebody.
328
00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:34,354
I would like to help you out,
Holling, I would, but...
329
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:37,758
I got a $500 deductible
on my medical insurance.
330
00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:41,388
Maggie.!
331
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,870
Shelly, hi!
Hi. What'd you make?
332
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,271
Lasagna.
Mm. Yummy.
333
00:20:47,607 --> 00:20:48,793
I made lasagna too.
334
00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:51,172
So'd Ruth-Anne.
So'd Gary. So'd Chris.
335
00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:53,408
- Do you have a knife?
- Yeah.
336
00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:59,142
I don't believe it, Fleischman.
You cooked something.
337
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,088
Yup. Jell-O.
You really put yourself out.
338
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,637
Hey.
A lot of people like Jell-O.
339
00:21:06,762 --> 00:21:09,701
Besides, it's the only alternative
to all that lasagna out there.
340
00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:10,994
Besides, what'd you cook?
341
00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:13,606
Tuna casserole.
What are you doing?
342
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,586
Putting bananas into the Jell-O.
What does it look like I'm doing?
343
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,508
Well, Fleischman, usually you
put the bananas in the Jell-O
344
00:21:19,532 --> 00:21:20,427
before it gets hard.
345
00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,139
Oh, excuse me. You have
the Jell-O regulation book.
346
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:24,324
I've been lookin' everywhere.
347
00:21:24,348 --> 00:21:26,310
Fleischman, can't you
take a little criticism?
348
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:28,731
How did you ever
get through med school?
349
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,985
That question is so ridiculous.
350
00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:34,699
So stupid. Maybe you're getting
too much radiation in that airplane.
351
00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:37,286
Maybe your brain is fermenting.
Fine. Just give me the knife.
352
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:38,312
I'm using it!
353
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,307
My God. What happened?
What just happened?
354
00:22:28,641 --> 00:22:30,078
I don't know. We kissed. We kissed!
355
00:22:30,102 --> 00:22:32,123
Actually, we necked.
Definitely necked. Okay, okay.
356
00:22:32,147 --> 00:22:34,042
But how? Why?
I don't know. I don't know.
357
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,347
Was it me? Did I start it?
Did I?
358
00:22:35,371 --> 00:22:37,673
No, no. It could have been me.
It might have been me.
359
00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,259
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
No, no. I'm sorry.
360
00:22:39,283 --> 00:22:40,302
It's a terrible thing.
361
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,220
Oh, it's terrible!
362
00:22:41,244 --> 00:22:42,764
It's unforgivable. Awful.
Unconscionable.
363
00:22:42,788 --> 00:22:43,975
It's nothing we can't handle.
364
00:22:43,999 --> 00:22:46,039
You're right, you're right.
We're two mature adults.
365
00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,147
We'll just talk it through.
366
00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:48,983
There you go.
We're gonna talk it through.
367
00:22:49,007 --> 00:22:51,194
Right. Look, it's very simple.
It's really very simple.
368
00:22:51,218 --> 00:22:53,364
- You need a woman.
- Yeah, right. And you need a man.
369
00:22:53,388 --> 00:22:55,368
- I got a man. I got... Rick.
- Oh, there you go!
370
00:22:55,392 --> 00:22:56,953
Okay. So you just get a woman.
That's good.
371
00:22:56,977 --> 00:22:58,058
I'm just gonna get a woman.
372
00:22:58,082 --> 00:23:00,375
That's what I'm gonna do.
All right. Then it's settled?
373
00:23:00,399 --> 00:23:01,776
It's settled. Good.
Okay, good.
374
00:23:02,695 --> 00:23:04,490
Here we go. Tea for two.
375
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,415
This'll take the edge
off the weather.
376
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:14,964
Any sign of forced entry?
377
00:23:15,507 --> 00:23:17,468
Not that I know of.
Sugar?
378
00:23:20,848 --> 00:23:23,829
You always keep these windows
unlocked, Mr. Minnifield?
379
00:23:23,853 --> 00:23:26,751
Well, there's not much call
for security around here.
380
00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:28,694
Oh, that is, until recently.
381
00:23:29,612 --> 00:23:32,575
Uh, look. Why don't you
call me Maurice?
382
00:23:32,992 --> 00:23:36,349
And, uh, Sergeant Semanski's
an awful mouthful.
383
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,042
What's your first name?
384
00:23:41,422 --> 00:23:43,050
Officer.
Okay, Officer.
385
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,722
Tea. No sugar.
386
00:23:49,561 --> 00:23:50,980
This is, "Djarling."
387
00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:54,652
Nice aroma, plenty of...
body.
388
00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,390
Care for a cookie?
389
00:24:02,414 --> 00:24:05,520
Have you noticed any strange
vehicles on or near the property?
390
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:08,716
You know, you are
a dedicated police officer.
391
00:24:10,677 --> 00:24:13,700
That's a rare attribute these days,
sad to say.
392
00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:16,538
What'd you do before you got into
the law enforcement racket?
393
00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:19,542
I was in the air force.
Ah! A fellow flyboy!
394
00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:22,463
Air traffic control.
I was an astronaut, myself.
395
00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:24,842
Of course, I guess
you already knew that.
396
00:24:24,866 --> 00:24:26,011
What's in there?
397
00:24:26,035 --> 00:24:27,120
Oh, that's the gym.
398
00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:34,381
Outstanding.! There's
nothin' like free weights.
399
00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:39,640
Just you and the pain.
You wanna give 'em a try?
400
00:24:39,973 --> 00:24:41,351
Well, I'm on duty.
401
00:24:43,604 --> 00:24:48,278
Go ahead. Nothin' like pumpin'
a little iron to clear the cobwebs.
402
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,992
Well, it's... Against regulations.
403
00:24:52,994 --> 00:24:53,994
Oh, come on.
404
00:24:58,878 --> 00:25:01,383
- Well...
- Yeah, that's the ticket.
405
00:25:04,888 --> 00:25:07,725
What do you want, 120? 130?
Two-twenty.
406
00:25:08,227 --> 00:25:09,227
Really?
407
00:25:10,313 --> 00:25:12,400
All right, I'll spot for ya.
408
00:25:17,408 --> 00:25:20,746
Ed. I'm startin' to have
some second thoughts.
409
00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:23,811
I mean, when I spoke to you,
it was a moment of desperation.
410
00:25:23,835 --> 00:25:26,773
Since then, I've had time
to reflect. To reconsider.
411
00:25:26,797 --> 00:25:28,091
It's just a date.
412
00:25:31,889 --> 00:25:32,890
Hi, Betty.
413
00:25:36,438 --> 00:25:38,316
She doesn't speak English?
414
00:25:38,441 --> 00:25:42,363
You didn't tell me that.
Why didn't you tell me that?
415
00:25:42,781 --> 00:25:45,845
Dr. Fleischman.
Dr. Fleischman, this is Betty.
416
00:25:45,869 --> 00:25:46,870
Hi! Hi...
417
00:25:51,670 --> 00:25:52,670
Have a seat.
418
00:25:54,674 --> 00:25:55,968
It's unbelievable.
419
00:25:57,930 --> 00:25:59,224
Incredible.!
What?
420
00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:03,731
"What"? Come on. Doesn't
she remind you of somebody?
421
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,399
Demi Moore.
422
00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:08,445
No. Maggie.
423
00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:11,450
Not really.
424
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,331
Root beer?
Sure.
425
00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:21,151
She looks exactly like Maggie.
Exactly.
426
00:26:21,175 --> 00:26:23,488
Did you see the lower lip?
The green eyes?
427
00:26:23,512 --> 00:26:24,513
Ice?
428
00:26:26,725 --> 00:26:27,726
Why not?
429
00:26:33,486 --> 00:26:37,701
Thanks. You know, I admit,
I had my doubts. Grave concerns.
430
00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:43,210
But I gotta hand it to you.
There are real possibilities here.
431
00:26:44,712 --> 00:26:46,089
Mm. It's delicious.
432
00:26:49,886 --> 00:26:50,887
Very good.
433
00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:55,563
You seem like a very caring person.
434
00:26:56,022 --> 00:26:57,065
Very sensitive.
435
00:26:59,527 --> 00:27:01,071
Sensitive.
Sensitive?
436
00:27:02,072 --> 00:27:04,285
Ed, tell her what I just said.
437
00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:12,297
I'm not getting a whole lot
of feedback here.
438
00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,801
I'll check it out.
439
00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:26,570
It's a pass, Dr. Fleischman.
440
00:27:45,266 --> 00:27:47,478
Don't you think that's enough?
441
00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:49,856
Two more reps!
One!
442
00:27:52,152 --> 00:27:55,490
- Just don't want you to pull anything.
- Two!
443
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:56,908
My!
444
00:27:57,452 --> 00:27:58,787
Oh, that was good!
445
00:28:00,456 --> 00:28:04,439
Look, why don't you just relax,
put your feet up, get your breath...
446
00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:06,734
and I'll go fix us some lunch.
No, thanks.
447
00:28:06,758 --> 00:28:09,406
It's no problem. I can whip up
some chicken-fried steak...
448
00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:10,550
and potatoes au gratin...
449
00:28:10,574 --> 00:28:14,205
I'm gonna dust for prints.
Forget about the radio.
450
00:28:14,855 --> 00:28:18,044
After lunch, I'll take you down
and show you the pond!
451
00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:21,448
Mr. Minnifield, I was
sent here at your request.
452
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:22,801
I have a job to do.
453
00:28:22,825 --> 00:28:26,223
There's a full foot of ice on that
pond. It's perfect for skating.
454
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:28,585
I'm gonna start with the windows.
455
00:28:35,721 --> 00:28:38,726
Have you noticed
anyone acting differently?
456
00:28:38,851 --> 00:28:39,851
Differently.
457
00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:43,250
You mean, like someone
flashing a big wad...
458
00:28:43,274 --> 00:28:45,253
popping for drinks,
trying to buy a new car?
459
00:28:45,277 --> 00:28:47,238
- Something like that.
- No.
460
00:28:47,657 --> 00:28:49,075
Better tell the truth.
461
00:28:49,076 --> 00:28:51,764
This lady can mop up
the floor with you.
462
00:28:51,788 --> 00:28:54,393
Has anyone approached you about
buying a radio?
463
00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:56,938
You mean, someone trying
to fence hot property?
464
00:28:56,962 --> 00:28:57,963
No.
465
00:28:59,341 --> 00:29:00,342
Who are you?
466
00:29:01,387 --> 00:29:04,868
Oh, I'm Ed Chigliak. I'm trying
to crack this case, too.
467
00:29:04,892 --> 00:29:08,189
Mr. Chigliak...
leave this to the professionals?
468
00:29:10,234 --> 00:29:13,322
This gal can curl
85 pounds with each arm.
469
00:29:14,031 --> 00:29:17,179
She's modest. She doesn't
want to blow her own horn.
470
00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:20,267
But she's the state police
All-Division boxing champion.
471
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,837
- How's that?
- Three years running.
472
00:29:24,631 --> 00:29:25,967
Is that the truth?
473
00:29:26,968 --> 00:29:30,056
- May I ask you something, Officer?
- Shoot.
474
00:29:30,808 --> 00:29:32,853
Would you fight me?
Holling.
475
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:35,457
I wouldn't do that.
This is a powerhouse.
476
00:29:35,481 --> 00:29:39,464
I need to fight somebody. And
so far, I haven't found any takers.
477
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:40,949
Sure. I'll fight ya.
478
00:29:43,786 --> 00:29:44,787
Thank you.
479
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,635
You send these out?
480
00:29:54,804 --> 00:29:56,115
Aw, it's a damn shame.
481
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:59,561
Look at this double crease
they pressed in here.
482
00:29:59,937 --> 00:30:03,961
No excuse for it either.
Not with nice, heavy twill like this.
483
00:30:03,985 --> 00:30:07,574
Look here. You could
cut a steak with this crease.
484
00:30:08,493 --> 00:30:11,514
You don't have to do that.
Oh, no. I'm enjoying it.
485
00:30:11,538 --> 00:30:14,418
Besides, think how
refreshing it'll be...
486
00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:16,022
to slip into a nice...
487
00:30:16,046 --> 00:30:18,567
freshly pressed uniform
after your bout.
488
00:30:18,591 --> 00:30:21,971
One forty-six.
Right in the middle of my zone.
489
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:26,497
Are you sure you haven't
bitten off more than you can chew?
490
00:30:26,521 --> 00:30:30,586
Holling's got a long reach,
and he's also got a mean right jab.
491
00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:34,617
I've kayoed guys on the force
a lot bigger and faster than him.
492
00:30:34,992 --> 00:30:36,495
I just bet you have.
493
00:30:43,172 --> 00:30:44,465
You know, Barbara...
494
00:30:45,968 --> 00:30:48,514
when that thief stole into my house...
495
00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:53,229
and took my property,
I felt personally violated.
496
00:30:56,401 --> 00:30:57,402
You see...
497
00:30:58,739 --> 00:31:00,575
I've always been a pilot.
498
00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:03,078
Not only in the physical sense...
499
00:31:04,581 --> 00:31:08,044
but in the metaphysical,
spiritual sense as well.
500
00:31:09,672 --> 00:31:12,969
I've always lived my life
as if I were on...
501
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:14,638
one long sortie.
502
00:31:15,639 --> 00:31:18,561
With me, and only me,
always in control.
503
00:31:21,232 --> 00:31:22,275
But suddenly...
504
00:31:23,569 --> 00:31:25,113
I've got this need...
505
00:31:26,282 --> 00:31:27,910
to take a back seat...
506
00:31:29,036 --> 00:31:32,124
and turn the controls
over to you, Barbara.
507
00:31:36,464 --> 00:31:38,092
You make me feel safe.
508
00:31:45,979 --> 00:31:47,816
I'll get you another one.
509
00:31:55,995 --> 00:31:58,725
Marilyn says you don't have
a patient for another hour.
510
00:31:58,749 --> 00:32:03,215
You know, Fleischman, we've just
been postponing the inevitable.
511
00:32:04,551 --> 00:32:08,140
The way to catch a criminal
is to think like one.
512
00:32:10,351 --> 00:32:12,479
Dr. Fleischman? Dr. Fleischman?
513
00:32:15,025 --> 00:32:18,382
I thought you'd like to know
I'm zeroing in on the radio thief.
514
00:32:18,406 --> 00:32:21,887
Count on it, Ed. He's hocked
my particular radio in some...
515
00:32:21,911 --> 00:32:23,306
pawnshop in Anchorage.
516
00:32:23,330 --> 00:32:24,641
Here are my findings:
517
00:32:24,665 --> 00:32:28,606
all units stolen were equipped
with automatic fine tune.
518
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:32,136
Except for two.
One radio had a hyper-bass mode...
519
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,933
and all but one
were of Japanese manufacture.
520
00:32:38,103 --> 00:32:39,898
Don't you see it?
What?
521
00:32:40,106 --> 00:32:42,986
- The pattern.
- It sounds pretty random.
522
00:32:43,779 --> 00:32:45,574
Right! Now. Look at this.
523
00:32:48,703 --> 00:32:52,083
Each flag represents
a locale of a radio theft.
524
00:32:53,586 --> 00:32:55,983
Well, th-they look
kinda scattered around.
525
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,383
Scattered at random.
526
00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:01,909
It's a random pattern.
That's the pattern.
527
00:33:01,933 --> 00:33:03,435
I'll keep you posted.
528
00:33:04,144 --> 00:33:05,145
Hey, Ed?
529
00:33:06,482 --> 00:33:08,275
I mean, not that it
makes any difference...
530
00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:09,629
and not that I believe that...
531
00:33:09,653 --> 00:33:13,493
these things have any
measurable effect on the psyche...
532
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:16,056
But when is the ice gonna crack?
533
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,081
Soon.
534
00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:19,793
Soon?
535
00:33:20,921 --> 00:33:21,922
Very soon.
536
00:33:45,126 --> 00:33:48,399
Any chance we can get this thing
started before Tuesday?
537
00:33:48,423 --> 00:33:49,758
Ready when you are.
538
00:33:51,845 --> 00:33:55,392
Watch his right, get in first,
and don't lay up.
539
00:33:58,439 --> 00:34:00,483
Okay, Shelly.
Let's do it.
540
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:24,938
Cover up!
541
00:34:30,656 --> 00:34:33,577
Come on, Semanski.
Gimme your best shot.!
542
00:34:35,413 --> 00:34:38,085
- Oh! Honey!
- That's it. That's it.
543
00:34:46,598 --> 00:34:47,598
Honey!
544
00:34:49,269 --> 00:34:50,437
Good combination!
545
00:35:12,222 --> 00:35:14,058
Break it up, break it up.
546
00:35:15,978 --> 00:35:18,189
Break it apart, break it apart.
547
00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:32,545
- Is this it?
- Hey! Here it is.
548
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:34,924
Is this it?
549
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:37,345
The ice is breaking!
550
00:35:46,525 --> 00:35:47,694
Okay. Let's go.
551
00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,550
Come on! Raise your gloves.
552
00:35:50,574 --> 00:35:55,122
You're leavin' yourself wide open.
I'm not gonna fight a woman!
553
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:00,380
Holling!
554
00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:06,516
Holling, Holling, Holling.!
Talk to me, honey.!
555
00:36:07,016 --> 00:36:08,328
Holling, can you hear me?
556
00:36:08,352 --> 00:36:09,538
Oh, yeah.
Is he all right?
557
00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:12,483
- Whoo!
- Holling, what's your last name?
558
00:36:13,235 --> 00:36:15,422
Come on, Holling. Holling.
Count to ten for me.
559
00:36:15,446 --> 00:36:17,551
Boy, she really clocked him.
Come on. One...
560
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:18,576
Holling?
561
00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:21,831
Glass jaw.
562
00:36:27,632 --> 00:36:29,051
Well, spring sprang.
563
00:36:30,429 --> 00:36:33,952
We've had our state of grace, and
our little gift of sanctioned madness.
564
00:36:33,976 --> 00:36:35,729
Courtesy of Mother Nature.
565
00:36:35,937 --> 00:36:37,857
Thanks, Gaea.
Much obliged.
566
00:36:38,441 --> 00:36:41,547
I guess it's time to get back
to that daily routine of living...
567
00:36:41,571 --> 00:36:43,508
we like to call "normal,"
568
00:36:43,532 --> 00:36:45,512
but before things get too normal...
569
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:49,018
a little reminder to those
people of the male persuasion.
570
00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:52,857
Cicely's annual running of the bulls
commences first thing tomorrow morning.
571
00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:54,340
Guess that's about it for tonight...
572
00:36:54,364 --> 00:36:56,385
so sleep tight, don't
let the polar bears bite.
573
00:36:56,409 --> 00:36:58,598
And I'll talk to you real soon.
574
00:37:08,948 --> 00:37:11,661
- Ya figured it out.
- I had a hunch.
575
00:37:12,453 --> 00:37:14,373
So I went to your trailer.
576
00:37:17,044 --> 00:37:20,257
Ruth-Anne's electric toothbrush.
Meltdown '88.
577
00:37:20,967 --> 00:37:22,678
Yeah, the eclectic year.
578
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:24,846
Know what the connective thread was?
579
00:37:24,847 --> 00:37:26,786
They all had to be
electric appliances...
580
00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:28,830
and had to be essentially useless.
581
00:37:28,854 --> 00:37:31,858
All right.
What made you think it was me?
582
00:37:34,697 --> 00:37:38,411
I found this in the back
of Dr. Fleischman's truck.
583
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,081
A pencil?
584
00:37:42,459 --> 00:37:43,502
Ticonderoga #2.
585
00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:47,109
Ticonderoga two's the
most common pencil there is.
586
00:37:47,133 --> 00:37:50,949
Note the tooth marks. I've seen you
chew on your pencil many times.
587
00:37:50,973 --> 00:37:52,933
- Everybody chews on their pencil.
588
00:37:52,934 --> 00:37:55,330
- Also, the angle
the eraser was used...
589
00:37:55,354 --> 00:37:57,524
Oh Ed, come on. Gimme a break.
590
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,882
You found out I stole all that stuff
from an eraser on a pencil.
591
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:04,577
And I saw you
taking the tape deck...
592
00:38:04,744 --> 00:38:08,292
out of Gary McClennan's
flatbed during the fight.
593
00:38:09,835 --> 00:38:10,836
You saw that.
594
00:38:12,631 --> 00:38:14,217
Hyper-bass. Real nice.
595
00:38:16,095 --> 00:38:18,975
- All right. Now what?
- Now what, what?
596
00:38:19,726 --> 00:38:21,937
Well, you caught me red-handed.
597
00:38:22,314 --> 00:38:24,585
There's the goods.
What are you gonna do?
598
00:38:24,609 --> 00:38:28,573
I don't know. I never thought
about it that far ahead.
599
00:38:28,949 --> 00:38:31,453
Well, just tell me why you did it.
600
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,706
Wildness, Ed. Wildness!
601
00:38:35,292 --> 00:38:39,173
We're runnin' out of it, man.
Even up here in Alaska.
602
00:38:39,883 --> 00:38:44,808
People need to be reminded that
the world is unsafe and unpredictable.
603
00:38:45,141 --> 00:38:47,436
And that, at the drop of a hat...
604
00:38:47,561 --> 00:38:51,025
they could lose everything, man...
just like that.
605
00:38:51,944 --> 00:38:55,258
You couldn't predict that.
I do it to remind them that...
606
00:38:55,282 --> 00:38:56,301
Chaos is out there...
607
00:38:56,325 --> 00:38:58,681
and he's lurking beyond the horizon.
608
00:38:58,705 --> 00:38:59,705
That's why.
609
00:39:03,671 --> 00:39:06,091
Well, that, and...
sometimes, Ed...
610
00:39:08,052 --> 00:39:11,016
sometimes you just gotta
do something bad.
611
00:39:12,184 --> 00:39:14,104
Just to know you're alive.
612
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,769
I gotta hand it to you, Barbara.
You got quite a wallop there.
613
00:39:28,793 --> 00:39:30,504
How's the hand?
Better.
614
00:39:32,049 --> 00:39:35,262
Good job on the uniform.
Oh, that's nothing.
615
00:39:36,306 --> 00:39:38,535
You sure I can't persuade you
to stay overnight...
616
00:39:38,559 --> 00:39:40,120
witness what our little community...
617
00:39:40,121 --> 00:39:41,842
likes to call "The
Running of the Bulls"?
618
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:44,627
- I don't think so.
- Oh, no impropriety implied.
619
00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:46,882
There's a guest room upstairs.
620
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:49,034
Lots of privacy. Lock on the door.
621
00:39:49,576 --> 00:39:51,789
- I'm expected back.
- Husband?
622
00:39:53,207 --> 00:39:54,250
No.
Boyfriend?
623
00:39:57,047 --> 00:39:58,728
Two black point German
Shepherds that'll...
624
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:00,289
eat the stuffing out of the couch...
625
00:40:00,313 --> 00:40:02,615
if I don't get back there
and put out some kibble.
626
00:40:02,639 --> 00:40:04,058
Nice dogs, shepherds.
627
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:10,359
Now, listen. There's this,
little dinner theater down your way.
628
00:40:10,777 --> 00:40:13,924
It's a cozy little place,
got a nice wine cellar...
629
00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,885
Di Contini's.
Yeah, that's the place.
630
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:19,809
Yeah. We had their liquor license
on a six-month suspension last year.
631
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:21,711
Serving minors without I.D.
632
00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:25,609
Uh, well, what I was getting at...
633
00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:28,072
is I thought next time
I was down your way, uh...
634
00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:30,492
I could take you there.
We could order up a nice...
635
00:40:30,516 --> 00:40:31,744
Delmonico, catch the show.
636
00:40:31,768 --> 00:40:35,065
If we locate your property,
I'll be in touch.
637
00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:37,109
Barbara...
638
00:40:38,863 --> 00:40:41,283
Look.
What I'm trying to say is...
639
00:40:43,161 --> 00:40:47,668
that I would like to see you again,
on a nonprofessional basis.
640
00:40:48,754 --> 00:40:50,816
Lemme give it to you straight.
641
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,262
I could never respect a man
who did my ironing.
642
00:40:56,766 --> 00:40:58,477
No! No, that wasn't me.
643
00:40:59,729 --> 00:41:03,210
That wasn't the real me.
It was that damned ice thing.
644
00:41:03,234 --> 00:41:05,821
Look, I am not a pantywaist new man.
645
00:41:06,156 --> 00:41:08,701
I had 15 confirmed kills over Pusan.
646
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:16,672
What I'm trying to say,
Barbara, is that...
647
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,012
I feel a great affection,
a great respect...
648
00:41:24,226 --> 00:41:26,814
admiration
and attraction toward you.
649
00:41:28,733 --> 00:41:30,068
I gotta get going.
650
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:37,664
Lock those windows.
651
00:41:50,559 --> 00:41:53,623
Listen, I gotta talk to you.
Barge right in, Fleischman.
652
00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:55,960
- Is he here?
- No. No, no, he's not here.
653
00:41:55,984 --> 00:41:58,214
Okay. Look.
Ooh, can I have this?
654
00:41:58,238 --> 00:42:00,324
- Help yourself.
- Okay. Look.
655
00:42:02,132 --> 00:42:03,973
Certain things were
put in motion last night...
656
00:42:03,997 --> 00:42:04,850
and I'm not layin' blame.
657
00:42:04,874 --> 00:42:07,186
We've been through this before
about who started what...
658
00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:09,648
and who did what to whom,
and I agree, it was an accident.
659
00:42:09,672 --> 00:42:12,069
But it's got to stop!
I-It's interfering with my life!
660
00:42:12,093 --> 00:42:12,611
What is?
661
00:42:12,635 --> 00:42:15,324
You! I can't stop thinking
about you!
662
00:42:15,348 --> 00:42:18,621
I mean, it's not you per se,
but it's your body.
663
00:42:18,645 --> 00:42:20,815
Your neck, your shoulders, sex...
664
00:42:21,858 --> 00:42:23,963
- I keep seeing that look in your face!
- What look?
665
00:42:23,987 --> 00:42:26,800
The one when we were in the kitchen...
we were bouncing off the walls?
666
00:42:26,824 --> 00:42:29,597
I'm with... I'm with a patient,
I see your thigh.!
667
00:42:29,621 --> 00:42:32,100
I'm driving to work,
I want your toes in my mouth!
668
00:42:32,124 --> 00:42:34,521
You told me it was gonna stop
when the ice broke.
669
00:42:34,545 --> 00:42:35,314
It was supposed to.
670
00:42:35,338 --> 00:42:36,524
- Great!
- Look, Fleischman...
671
00:42:36,548 --> 00:42:37,485
you're not the only one.
672
00:42:37,509 --> 00:42:40,864
I'm not even safe in my own bedroom
anymore. You invaded my dreams!
673
00:42:40,889 --> 00:42:43,118
- Yeah?
- Yeah! I mean, we're in the kitchen.
674
00:42:43,142 --> 00:42:45,246
Only this time we
can't control ourselves.
675
00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:47,959
I'm rippin' your clothes off,
and you're takin' my clothes off...
676
00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:48,168
Really?
677
00:42:48,192 --> 00:42:50,673
And you got me up against the wall,
and you just keep goin'.
678
00:42:50,697 --> 00:42:52,466
And I want it!
And I'm begging for it!
679
00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:54,845
And you keep on going
and going, and going, until...
680
00:42:54,869 --> 00:42:55,012
Yeah?
681
00:42:55,036 --> 00:42:56,877
I mean, you just go on
and on, and on, until...
682
00:42:56,901 --> 00:42:57,044
Yeah?
683
00:42:57,068 --> 00:42:58,309
Until... You know!
Yeah? Yeah?
684
00:42:58,333 --> 00:42:59,961
You know!
I do! I do!
685
00:43:06,387 --> 00:43:07,388
Well.
686
00:43:09,267 --> 00:43:12,039
I guess we cleared the air.
Yeah. That was... Good.
687
00:43:12,063 --> 00:43:13,231
That was helpful.
688
00:43:18,739 --> 00:43:19,740
Phew!
May I?
689
00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:24,166
Oh. Hey! You don't smoke.
You hate smoking!
690
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,525
You always get onto me
when I... when I light up.
691
00:43:29,549 --> 00:43:30,734
I smoke sometimes.
692
00:43:30,758 --> 00:43:33,513
Especially after a good...
conversation.
693
00:43:40,608 --> 00:43:42,068
Good mornin'.
Salud.
694
00:43:42,944 --> 00:43:44,405
Hey!
Hey, everybody.
695
00:43:46,618 --> 00:43:48,680
Hey, Holling.
How ya doin', Joel?
696
00:43:48,704 --> 00:43:50,641
Okay. How are you doing?
Maurice?
697
00:43:50,665 --> 00:43:53,962
Joel. You ready for your
first running of the bulls?
698
00:43:54,129 --> 00:43:56,025
Yeah, I did the New York City Marathon.
699
00:43:56,049 --> 00:43:58,905
I got all the way over to Greenpoint
Avenue before I passed out.
700
00:43:58,929 --> 00:44:03,661
Well, gentlemen, it's almost time.
Joel, you better have a shot of brandy.
701
00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:07,000
No, I consider booze contradictory
before a run, Maurice.
702
00:44:07,024 --> 00:44:08,025
Suit yourself.
703
00:44:17,082 --> 00:44:18,083
Whoo!
704
00:44:22,674 --> 00:44:25,613
Wait a minute. Whoa!
What are you doing?
705
00:44:25,637 --> 00:44:27,723
- Disrobing, son.
- What? Why?
706
00:44:29,769 --> 00:44:32,523
You see, Joel, in this particular race...
707
00:44:32,731 --> 00:44:35,045
the men of Cicely run in the buff.
708
00:44:35,069 --> 00:44:37,281
- No.
- Cicelian tradition, Joel.
709
00:44:38,366 --> 00:44:40,887
What, you're gonna...
You're gonna run out that door...
710
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:44,476
down Main Street out to Highway 1,
in front of God and everybody?
711
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:48,023
In near-freezing temperatures,
with absolutely nothing on?
712
00:44:48,047 --> 00:44:49,174
Tha-at's right!
713
00:44:50,594 --> 00:44:53,222
- No.
- Warms up once you get goin'.
714
00:44:53,514 --> 00:44:54,659
Right, fellas?
715
00:44:54,683 --> 00:44:55,768
Yeah.!
Let's go!
716
00:45:15,925 --> 00:45:16,968
What the hell.
717
00:45:33,995 --> 00:45:34,995
♪ If we go...
718
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:39,336
♪ Go insane...
719
00:45:42,926 --> 00:45:43,927
♪ We can all...
720
00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:48,433
♪ Go together...
721
00:45:51,565 --> 00:45:52,567
♪ In this wild...
722
00:45:56,823 --> 00:45:57,825
♪ Wanton world...
723
00:46:01,872 --> 00:46:03,542
♪ We can all break down...
724
00:46:07,089 --> 00:46:08,090
♪ Forever...
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