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MARGO: Previously
on The Magicians...

PENNY: The Couple has power
and they are not good people.

Give me the page. If the
finger's still viable, I reattach.

I'm Hyman. Cooper.

I was a student here
in the 1920s.

A Traveler.
Someone moved my body.

I stole this. Stasis charm.

Freezes the wearer in time.

Holy shit. Umber?

You make for an excellent
focus group for my new world.

More of a pocket world,
really.

I will get out of here,

and then, I'll turn you
into lobsters and eat you.

Hey, what happened
to your eye?

MARGO: I lent it to Josh.

My own personal
Mar-Go Pro.

Josh didn't die.
He was in the Taker Realm.

(STAMMERS)
That's not possible.

Somebody opened a door that
should not have been opened.

It could mean
the end of everything.

I think I can't do
what I need to do

if I'm worried about
how it's gonna affect you.

I think we need
to be done.

My pregnancy
is going to be sped up?

It's Red Monkey Month.

Everything goes faster
in Red Monkey Month.

Wait, so you're saying
that's a thing?

Me being able to take on
what the baby can do?

Maybe.

JULIA: Well, maybe
this babys a Traveler.

Yeah, uh,
we should probably talk.

Seems like
I missed a lot here.

MARGO: It's actually
super simple.

The Dark King
AKA Rupert Chatwin

is trying to jailbreak his dead
lover out of Hell or whatever,

so he needs to get rid
of the guard dogs first.

Hence using you as a human
smallpox blanket to kill the Takers.

Yeah. Uh, I meant
more like...

Uh... (GROANS)

Contraception wards are
supposed to be foolproof.

Don't worry,
my uterus is on lock.

Right, 'cause a werewolf baby
could be... Yikes.

But potentially
very cute.

Fucking adorable.

(EYEBALL POPS)

Some day. Not now.

I'm not giving birth
to a goddamn litter, Josh.

Besides,

I thought we were done.

You risked your sanity to
save me from the Taker Realm.

If that doesn't buy us
a clean slate, then...

So, can we skip
to the reunion banging?

(CHUCKLES)

You're wearing
three rubbers.

At least.

PENNY: Have you been
to a doctor?

They don't exactly have
ultrasounds in Fillory.

Have you thought about
what this means for us?

What do you want it
to mean?

We broke up
for good reasons.

None of that
has changed.

My dad wasn't around
for long.

My mom... Look, I'm not
doing that to our kid.

I want to be there
for him... Her?

No clue yet.

I want you to be there, too.

You guys?

Um, I'm sorry, but, um,
there's a problem.

We were in the elevator and
Eliot and Fen just collapsed.

(SIGHS)

ELIOT: Hello?

Hello?

Anyone?

My...

FEN: Eliot?

Oh.

It's you.

What kind of Fillorian nonsense
is this? Or am I dreaming?

I know I'm not.

In my dreams
you're nice to me.

MARGO: What the shit
is going on?

(MARGO CLEARS THROAT)
Whoa! Oh!

Look away! Look away!
Still draping here.

We were just settling on safe
words when we woke up here.

Any idea why?

Mmm.

MALE VOICE:
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Yoo-hoo!

Welcome, High Kings!

Ember, I thought
you were dead.

Oh, I am an energetic
emanation, my dear blinking idiot.

A message left
by the great god Ember

to forewarn
of impending apocalypse.

I've met this guy before.
Mmm-hmm.

I have
brought you here

because you are the living
former High Kings of Fillory,

and your kingdom rests on
the knife's edge of annihilation.

Ooh ! (LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Huh.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNORING SOFTLY)

(SIGHS)

You do realize I have
other things to do.

Whatever.

I just had to pull
Josh's pants back on,

so, diagnose.

They're asleep.

I mean, obviously
they're cursed or whatever,

but beyond that? Just wait
and see if they wake up.

Should we just
slap them?

Believe me, I tried.

I'm going to see what we have
on narcolepsy spells.

You were not pregnant
the last time I saw you.

Like, at all.

Oh, yeah, well,
things happened fast.

Everything looks fine for now,
but I should do more scans.

It looks like
you have fast-forwarded

through the first
two trimesters.

You're ready to pop.

Accelerated pregnancies
can be dangerous.

And, uh, it's a hybrid.

Have you had any side effects?
Psychic episodes?

Uh, yes. That I kind of
caused myself.

Yeah, she had to,
to get out of, well,

a dungeon,
but none since.

Um, actually,
that's not entirely true.

Wait, what?

A couple of aftershocks,
but it's really no big deal.

I've already put up
every mental ward I know.

Okay.

There are treatments,

but they have to be
applied regularly,

and the only place where
it's safe to cast right now is...

The Brakebills lab.

Because the moon
is still pissed at us.

Uh, look, I'll be there
the minute I can.

We're just dealing
with some stuff.

Clearly.
Don't wait too long.

EMBER: As you
ought to remember,

I am activated by world war,
pandemic, revolt of dwarves...

Or the mass rising
of the dead.

Yeah, we know.
We're already on it.

Huzzah ! And I have
summoned all of you

because the current ruler is
the nitwit causing the problem.

The thing is, he's
sort of unkillable.

I rescind my huzzah.

In addition to being
just very creepy,

the dead drain life, contaminating
everything they touch,

like a pickle on a sandwich.

I like pickles.

Behold ! A dead person

wriggling from their grave!

(GROWLING)

And this is every Fillorian
who has ever lived.

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(ALL GROAN IN DISGUST)

You see? The pickles of
the dead will ruin Fillory.

You must stop this,
whatever the cost.

Well, the cost is blowing up
the entire planet.

Which is...
A decent option?

I was going to say
counterproductive.

Only if you care about
peasants. Which I do not.

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

You want to get that, or...

Oh, no, that's just...
A mouse farted or something.

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

EMBER: A very
gassy mouse.

ELIOT: (SIGHS) Umber.

It is I, an energetic
emanation of Umber!

Great God of...
EMBER: Piss off.

Nobody wants you here.

I have heard your lamentations,
and am here to help.

I was designed
to intervene

if my anarchist brother
tries something stupid,

like blowing up the
planet. (HISSES)

Do you have
a better suggestion?

I do, sweet Matron
of Fillory.

After I faked my own death, I
fled to Earth and built new worlds.

Didn't finish any.
Did, too!

Mostly. I intended to rescue
my people from this chaotic place.

So, I also built an ark.

Like, a big-ass boat?

A pocket world.

A temporary vessel that pulls
every living Fillorian off the planet

so that I might deliver them
to a new, more perfect world.

So you're saying
we can use the Ark,

rescue the people, blow up
Fillory and stop the Dark King.

If anyone is going to destroy
this putrid stank-hole, it will be me.

(GRUNTS)
(ALL EXCLAIM)

(GRUNTS)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Oh, my gods.

JOSH: Guys.

FEN: And then they just
slapped each other over and over

for hours.

I think they forgot
we were there.

Okay, I'm just having a hard
time with the part where we

save Fillory
by destroying it.

Yeah, seems extreme.

What happens to magic?
The Wellspring is on Fillory.

Well, we don't know.
But our only other choice

is to let the dead spill
into our world. Every world.

JOSH: The pocket world
is temporary,

so where do we put
all the Fillorians?

Earth?

Have you seen how
we treat our own refugees?

What about the World Seed?

From Q's page.
If we could find it,

we could use it to build
a new world. A new Fillory.

That's insane.

In a good way.

And a bad way.

I think the Couple have the
Seed and the page they stole

is just an instruction manual,
it's useless on its own.

And they went to some
pretty extreme lengths to get it.

Upside is, we have time and the
moon will keep them from casting on it.

And it's in a dead language
I couldn't decipher.

I took pictures, but...

Okay, well if you work
on finding the Seed,

I can work on the language.

Sticking us with grabbing
the Ark-thingy from Umber's.

Well, Quentin and I went once.
It's in Vancouver.

Is your traveling
still jacked? Yeah.

But there is someone
who could help.

Okay, buddy.

If you can hear me,

be the Hyman.

(GASPING)

(SIGHS)
(BONES CRACKING)

I'm alive?

Yeah.

(GASPING)

(SHUDDERING)

Thank you. Thank you.

(KNUCKLES CRACK)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(PLAYING TUNE HARSHLY)

(CHUCKLING)

Ah. (LAUGHS)

Whore!

(GROANS)

(SNIFFS) Ugh.

Just kidding.

Ah.

(SQUEALS SOFTLY)

Oh, my God.

Ah, this is incredible.
I love fingering things!

Right. Okay.

How about a few

being-alive-in- the-21
st-century ground rules? Mmm.

First of all, you can't act like
a fucking pervert anymore.

Even white dudes can't
get away with that shit.

Most of the time.

People can see you,
and hear you, and...

And smell you.
Sorry, pregnancy nose.

No.
Ah.

Ground rules, Hyman.

Okay, boys, let's get back
on mission, shall we?

We need you to travel some
people to Umber's house.

You think
you can do it?

You guys need me?
Whoa. (GASPS)

My traveling's a little rusty, but
I'll do whatever you guys need.

Yeah, about that.

(WHIRRING)

(SCREAMING)

You wouldn't know it from how
stoic I was, but it was the worst pain

anyone has ever felt.

Wow, that's neat.
Here's the address to Umber's.

Are you sure
you can do this?

(SCOFFS) Buddy,
I know my onions.

That means yes?

That must mean yes.

Oh.

Hey.
Hi.

Remind me, you are...

Fen.

Fen.

Eliot's wife?

Fillory girl.

Of course, Fillory girl.

You're the one
who loves forks.

What's got you grummy?

I'm fine.

As a seasoned viewer
of people,

I think you're upset
because their plan is zany,

and you know if you speak up,
they won't listen.

(SCOFFS) What?
No, their plan is... is great.

And they do listen to me.

Didn't Eliot say
you were a hayseed

from a backwards,
prolapsed asshole of a planet?

Or were... You weren't...
Were you not there?

Okay, outsider
to outsider. Yeah?

Doesn't this feel like
the part in the story

where the good guys
are just wrong?

Hearts in the right place,

but they haven't
learned the lesson

of this little morality play
they're in yet,

so they have
this crazy plan

that makes them almost
as bad as the villain.

Oh.

Or maybe it's just me.

(GASPS)

(GASPS) I did it.

Ha-ha!

I really did it.

We'll ring you when
we're ready to travel back.

I'm not coming
with you inside?

We're all full up
on perverts, here.

Oh.

Oh, that's... That's fine.

I've got other stuff to do.

I'm...

Maybe I'll go
Google myself.

You know what?
Knock yourself out.

Bye.

(GROANS)

I'm sorry, the master of the
house isn't available right now.

Please return
another time.

Wait, why does he look like
Umber but boring?

That's his human form, for
blending in with Canadians.

Must be another emanation.

He's a ghost butler!
Who ya gonna call? That guy!

We spoke to the horny version
of you in Fillory,

he sent us here
to get a thing. Can we?

In the beginning,
there was nothing.

Until a tigress, blind in one
eye, came to a lonely shore.

The tigress looked upon
this raw world and...

And what?

I'm sorry, the master
of the house isn't available.

I think ghost butler
is broken.

Or it's a test. Solve the
puzzle, get in the door.

How could it be a test? He's
just spouting random nonsense.

Oh, it's not random.
It's Fillorian scripture.

The birth of Ember and Umber.
You guys haven't heard this story?

What happens next?
(CHUCKLES)

Well, the Tigress, she waded
into the ocean and drowned herself.

And as her body disappeared
beneath the waves,

two shells washed ashore.

And from those shells came
Ember, and then his shadow, Umber.

Welcome.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
(MURMUR OF CHATTER)

Ow.

God, shut up.

Julia.

I'm fine. I'm just...

Just a little bit
of aftershock. That's all.

PENNY: Hyman.

Penny, did you know they
sell pre-sliced bread now?

That's the greatest invention
since... I don't even know what.

Your parents,
were they magicians?

No. Uh, Dad was a
door-to-door snake salesman.

Snake oil?

No. And my mom worked at a
brothel, you know, just mopping.

Okay, did she, um...

Did she suffer from
any mental problems?

Psychic stuff
from being pregnant with you?

Oh, no, nothing like that.

After the lobotomy,
she mostly just

sat on the porch
and sucked at bits of hay.

Other than that,
she was the perfect mother.

Okay, come on. Uh, I need
your help with something.

Put the sandwich down.

PETE: You want
to find the Couple?

They're a myth. Like the
Boogeyman, or Santa Claus.

Uh... Santa is very real.

And so are the Couple.

We met one of them.

The only other person that I know
who believes they're real is Marina.

The last time we saw her, we
screwed her over, moved the moon,

stopped
the Harmonic Convergence,

which she was going to use for
some heist-of-the-century type of deal.

I didn't say
that she'll help you.

I just said
she's the only one who can.

(SIGHS)
(PETE MUNCHING)

Pretty by-the-numbers
defensive wards.

Marina's not a
by-the-numbers kind of girl.

You guys!

Come here.
Uh...

Kady, I just
wanted to tell you

that I am so sorry for all of
the times that I've hurt you.

Come inside for cookies?

What the fuck was that?

I'm still learning
how to bake,

so no judging.

Go ahead.
(CHUCKLES)

They're not poisoned.

But they might be?

Marina, why are you...

Nice?
Mmm-hmm.

This may surprise you...
(CHUCKLES)

But I made some
bad choices in the past,

and I needed
to fix that.

So I went to
a trance healer. Um...

She put a block on all
the parts of my personality

that made aggressive but
ultimately self-destructive choices.

This feels like a scam.

It's a weird scam.

I'm not asking you
for anything.

And you came to me.

Seems like you need something?

We're looking for the Couple.

Well, this has been great, but I
actually have to get ready for church.

You know who they are.

I know that going after them

is the very definition
of an old Marina decision.

Look, I want to help you.
I do, really.

If it was anything else.

But they have something we
need to stop the end of everything.

The World Seed.

The most valuable object
in the multiverse, people say.

Which is why
I wanted to steal it,

until you stopped
the Harmonic Convergence.

Wait, that was your heist
of the century?

So you could
help us steal it.

No. No, no, no. I... I don't
do things like that anymore.

Stealing from the Couple,
people will get hurt.

Way more people will get hurt
if you don't help us.

Alice... (CHUCKLES)

Friends don't make friends
grapple with the trolley problem.

They cut off my fingers.
There's no gray area here.

They're hiding the Seed inside
a hotel called The Nave.

I've been there.

They only let in Magicians.

Everything about it is secret.

Has a vault that's the most
secure place on the planet.

But you had
a plan to break in.

I had partners.

We spent months
constructing a map

of every inch of that hotel
and its defenses.

We called it our Heist Book.

The problem is,
things got really crazy

and I don't actually know
where the book ended up.

(SIGHS)

But I know someone who might.

Hey, buddy! Been a minute.

Need some ice chips or
something? Oh, Christ. No. Go away!

Is that Gavin from the
Library? He doesn't...

I don't work for
the sodding Library anymore!

Yeah.
What happened to you?

She didn't tell you?

Marina hired me and a few other
poor bastards to rob the Couple.

She didn't tell us
that the plan was suicidal

without
the Harmonic Convergence.

Marina sent us in anyway.

One guy was killed.
Horribly, I might add.

I was lucky. (SCOFFS) But now I'm
stuck here, a bag of shattered bones,

can't travel, with
fucking Daryl over there

talking my fucking ear off
all day and night.

And so help me God, if you wake
him up, I will kill all of your mothers.

Marina beat you to that one.

Then why are you
working with her?

Um, Marina, maybe
you should step outside.

Mmm.

We're not fans
of Marina or the Couple.

But we need the World Seed,

so if you could just
give us the Heist Book,

we can...
I would sooner shit my cast.

Well, it looks like that's gonna
happen either way, so why not help us?

Because that would mean
helping Marina.

And if you think
I'm gonna do that,

then you have a few roos loose
in the top paddock, love.

So either find a way to scratch
my ass or get the hell out.

That's why you did the spell
to make yourself good.

Because you sent them
on a suicide mission.

I thought maybe
they'd get lucky.

Well, they really didn't.

ALICE: We need
that Heist Book.

How did you convince Gavin
to help you in the first place?

I had leverage.

Well, then use it, now.

That would be
deeply unethical.

(SIGHS)

I think I'm gonna go
get him a smoothie.

(BOTH SCOFF)

If he won't help us,
we're stuck.

We can't be stuck. We need
the book. We need Marina.

Or we need to be Marina.

(DOOR OPENS)
Oh, God.

Look, we understand.
You don't want to help us.

We can't make you. But we
can take down your wards.

ALICE: You're a Traveler.

Without mental wards,
you'll hear people's thoughts.

All day, all night.
Even while they're sleeping.

If you do that while the moon
is borked, my head will be, too.

I recently had several fingers
amputated and reattached.

I'd be more concerned
about that if I were you.

(SCOFFS)

I underestimated you, book
tart. You're worse than Marina.

No. Just desperate.

(GRUNTS)

Bugger you all to hell, stop.

(SIGHS) The Heist Book?

I can't give it to you,
because I don't have it.

Who does?

Anna. She took it
after things went pear-shaped.

Who is Anna?

(DOOR OPENS)
Ask her.

Well, now we have
a real problem.

(DOOR OPENS)

Is that Chinese
and ice cream?

You could smell that?

I have a new superpower.
So, what'd you get?

Well, I... (CHUCKLES) I didn't
know what you were craving,

so, everything. Also...

The Circumstances
control panel?

Did you steal that
from the lab?

Hyman helped.

We figured if the Couple is
going to use the World Seed,

they need clean magic. So,
without this, they are stuck.

Hence, hiding it here.

If it were going
to be here anyway,

I figured Lipson could
come by, do the treatments,

run some scans,
two birds.

Good, but Lipson said
the baby was fine.

She said she needed
to do more tests.

She said
it might be dangerous.

And you said
you'd have my back,

and instead
you're trapping me here?

She has to reapply the
treatments every couple hours.

I'm just looking out
for you and the baby.

I mean, somebody has to.

HYMAN: Oh, shit.
(CHUCKLES)

Sorry, I'll be quiet.
Go on.

You can't eavesdrop
on people's shit like that.

But...

Yeah, Hyman,
you have a body now.

You really need
to understand boundaries.

So do you.
Julia, wait.

(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

(HUMS MOCKINGLY)

I stumbled upon this place last time
when I was looking for the bathroom.

This is where
he keeps all of his

pocket worlds.

What the fuck? I swear, this
place was full of them last time.

Well, where the shit
did they go?

Oh.

The Chankly Bore. Aw.

I grew up playing Queen of
the Hump on hills just like this.

If it isn't the Ark,
I don't give a shit.

ELIOT: Okay. (CLAPS HANDS)

Ghost butler?

Uh, I don't think
it works like that.

You can't just summon him.

He's not our butler.

(CHUCKLES) Oh!

Hi.

Greetings.
How may I assist you?

We're looking
for a pocket world.

The master of the house
is not available.

ALL: We know.

And so, all pocket worlds have
been removed for security purposes.

It's okay. Umber sent us to
get it. He told us it'd be here.

Which world did he
send you to retrieve?

It's called the Ark.

Very well.

(RUSTLING)

If Umber sent you
on this task,

you should be able
to identify the true Ark.

But if you choose poorly...

Ooh. Uh, we age really fast
and then we all turn to dust

just like in The Last Crusade?

NIGEL: Indeed !
This security precaution

is inspired by my master's
love... BOTH: Mmm.

NIGEL: ...for Indiana Jones
and the Last Crusade.

For copyright purposes, the
consequences of an incorrect choice

has been changed
to something more explosive.

Choose...
Wisely, yeah.

We get it.

All right, Fen. You're the
Fillory expert. Have at it.

Any day now.

You know what?
Figure it out yourself.

You need to let me do
the talking. This is sensitive.

How'd you fuck over Anna, huh?
She lose a limb or something?

Well, I definitely
fucked her.

Wait, she's your...
Anna!

ANNA: Marina.

I want nothing to do with
you. MARINA: Anna, please.

It's an emergency.

(SIGHS)

It wasn't just one lie.

It was how one led
to another and another,

and now I don't know
if any of it was real.

Did you know that she was
from a different timeline?

'Cause I didn't. And then
you tried to rob the Couple.

Our friend died
because of you.

I know.
I was a terrible person.

I was a greedy,
self-centered sociopath.

And when you left me,
I deserved it.

But I'm making amends now.

I've done a bunch of things
on your list.

I got the trance healing done.

But yet here you are,
asking for the Heist Book.

Uh... Wait, no,
that's just for us.

Or maybe this is
just another lie...

(VOICE QUAVERING) ...and you
aren't better, you aren't different at all.

Look, trust me,
she is very different.

I mean,
she baked us cookies.

Really terrible cookies.

I don't trust you, okay?
You showed up with her.

Just give us the book,
and we'll go.

We'll never pull her into
our life of crime ever again.

Marina doesn't have
to be involved anymore.

But I do.

I'm sorry,
I literally can't lie.

This isn't simple,
like robbing a bank.

You can't do it
without me.

And yes, I promised
I would help you.

At least you're honest.

I'm gonna take
the spell off Marina.

What?

The Healer would have used
a synaptic blocker.

Easy to remove, even
under weird circumstances.

You want to bring back
the bad Marina?

To get the book, we need her to tell Anna
that she's not gonna help with the heist.

We need her to lie.

You're the one who said
that we should be like Marina.

This time we need
the real Marina.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah,
I think she needs a minute.

What are you doing?

Word As Bond spell.

It's a magically-binding
contract that guarantees

that you will get
the book for us.

And when you help us with
the heist, you won't fuck us over.

You don't need that.

I mean,
with this spell I'm under,

I couldn't betray you
even if I wanted to.

Better safe than sorry.

Julia? Are you here?

What are you doing?

Just stretching.

You're trying to put yourself
into stasis. The hell, man?

To be honest, I haven't really
enjoyed this episode of my life.

What is so great about
having a body, anyway?

You're hungry
all the time.

Everything you do
makes you sore.

You're pooping constantly.

That hasn't been
my experience,

but your body's been in a bench
for a century, man. Give it a minute.

And when dramatic things are happening
to your friends, you can't even watch.

This is about me and Julia?

You're pissed because
you can't listen in

on everyone's
personal conversations?

It's none
of your business.

But it is!
I put you two together.

I shipped you before
you even shipped yourselves.

Before, I was
a part of everything.

And now, I am a, uh, minor
character in my own story. God.

(SIGHS)

Well, that's...

That's the trade-off.

You don't get to spy
on people's intimate moments.

You get to live your own.

And that's supposed
to be better?

If people wanted
to talk to me,

you think I would have
done this in the first place?

So, the spying
on the showers was...

Loneliness.

And horniness.

You're never gonna make
a connection by hiding, Hyman.

You gotta put
yourself out there,

just be honest with people.

It may take a minute,

but you'll find someone
who can stand you.

Ah... Are you doing that thing
where you're giving me advice,

but it's just for you?

No, I'm trying to...

(WHISPERS) Oh, God damn it.

I gotta find Julia.

While I'm gone, promise me
you're not going to stasis yourself.

(SIGHS) Well...

Give me the locket.

Talk to somebody.
Have a conversation.

(DOOR OPENS)

(METAL CLATTERING)

(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)

Hello?
Is someone there?

(MUFFLED SQUEALING)

Ah!

Miss Wicker.

I have been looking for you.

(PANTING)

Yes. It's come to this.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

Sir Effingham. What are you
doing with that trash can?

Some hapless fellow left a
sandwich of roast beef in there,

and as I could not
get to market today...

Oh ! Oh, my heavens.

You have embraced
the blessing of your sex.

But surely you have misplaced
your wedding band?

You are widowed then?

No.
Oh, you poor dear,

you are carrying a bastard.

Definitely talking to one.

Look, I thought you chose
Todd for this quest?

I fear he is not the intrepid
hero I once thought him to be.

You don't say.

Which is why, in my
gravest hour of need,

I have come to
vouchsafe you a quest.

Look, if this has to do
with Fillory...

For my vision of Fillory's
demise has grown clearer!

I now see those who would
bring the apocalypse to Fillory

have visited
many times before.

They enter from a distant
realm through a tree.

Like, a portal tree?
Indeed.

These fiends
plan to thieve away

every soul in the land before
they destroy it outright.

Huh.

How exactly do they do that?

My vision is hazy.
(INHALES SHARPLY)

But I do know that they will
turn back the clock on Fillory,

resulting in ruin!

Um...

Do these fiends...

Do they succeed in stealing the
people and building a new world for them?

That much I do not know
because...(SNORTS)

Wait, I made no mention
of a new world.

It is you!

It's for Fillory's own good.

The dead will rise. This is the
only way that we can save everyone.

Oh, hogwash. What dark forces
have corrupted your fair mind?

You have.

We wouldn't be on this quest
if you hadn't told me

about it in the first place.

Are you now blaming me
for your own villainy?

Oh, the ways of the sow are
nastier than I thought possible.

But know this, the death of
Fillory cannot come without a cost.

What do you mean?

Those who would destroy her
will lose the ones they love.

Hmm.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

ELIOT: So, we're sorry

for treating you like the friend
who only gets invited to trivia night.

You know I don't know
what that means.

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

Will you please
help us choose a globe?

Margo is chomping
at the bit

and Josh is holding her off
for as long as he can.

I thought I could
talk myself into this.

But I just keep thinking,
if this was Earth,

you would try a lot harder
to find some other way.

Yeah, probably.

So maybe it's my job
to represent Fillory.

But not just the people,
the place.

The history.

The things
we can't take with us.

You want my permission
to destroy it.

I can't give that to you.

Well, if you have any
other ideas, we are all ears.

Do you?

No.

Was that supposed
to do that?

(CHUCKLES) Fillorians write down
their prayers to Umber and burn them.

This must be
where they show up.

So they still pray to him,
even though he's dead?

I know what you're thinking.

It's just like the people of
Fillory to do something so stupid.

No. I was thinking

it's taken me a really
long time to figure out

that you can still love
something, even after it's gone.

Even if you helped kill it?

(SIGHS SOFTLY)

Okay, Fen, it's time
for a come-to-Umber talk.

You don't want to be a
sidekick? You want to have a say?

This is what that feels like.

I'm not asking
for your permission.

Some part of Fillory
has to die,

and you're the one
who has to choose.

Is it going to be
the rocks and the dirt,

or is it gonna be the people
and the traditions

and all of the things
that you can take with you?

MARGO: I got it!

(SOFT EXPLOSION)
Oh, no.

MARGO: Ah, shit.
I don't got it!

JOSH: Aah!

(GASPS) Oh ! Oh!

It didn't explode!
I... I did it!

I chose wisely! I'm wise!

All the people of Fillory are
going to fit into a seahorse?

Hmm?

How'd you know
that was the one?

Because that's how Ember and
Umber first brought people to Fillory.

They chartered the great
seahorse to carry us in his pouch.

Oh.

FEN: What?

How'd people get to Earth?

Um...

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Mmm-hmm. The same. The same.

And I promise I won't have anything
to do with robbing the Couple.

If you give the book to Kady
and Alice, I'll never see it again.

Watching evil Marina
pretend to be good is...

I feel like shit.

KADY: (SIGHS) Yeah,
I feel like shit, too.

Here.

I'm glad to be rid of it.
ALICE: Is that...

The Heist Book? I know
it doesn't look like much.

Thank you.

Are you guys...

We have a lot of work
to do, on us.

But we're going to try.
Now that I'm better.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

ALICE: Great. Okay. So,
I guess we're done here.

And, um, we won't
bother you anymore.

Yeah.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

PENNY: Hey.

I've been
looking for you.

Saw the Pig Man again.

Turns out, you know that
apocalypse I've been trying to stop?

We cause it.

If the prophecy says
that Fillory is destroyed,

that means we succeed,
right? And...

Good news?
JULIA: Yeah.

Good news.

Look, about earlier,
I need to tell you...

Look, I know.
I was irresponsible.

Look, I should just
accept the fact that

any control I had
over my life is now gone,

and I am a walking
incubator. Julia.

It's just terrifying,
you know?

What if Lipson does the tests
and it's bad news?

You know, right now
everything is good.

And the thought of losing
any of that is just...

Julia, it's not the baby
I'm freaking out about.

Look, I told you about how my
dad left. But what I didn't tell you,

what I haven't told anyone is,

around that time, my mom
started having episodes.

Getting disoriented, hearing
shit that wasn't there. Um...

Doctors thought
it was the stress,

from my dad bailing
on us, but...

You think
it's because of you.

What's happening to you

looks just like what
happened to my mom.

And the episodes didn't stop
when I was born.

They got worse.

When she burned down
our apartment

was the first time
I got thrown into foster care.

She'd fight to get me back,
and then she'd get sick again.

Eventually the state
took me in for good.

And I was scared,

but I was more scared
of my mom.

I fucked her up for life.

I'm so sorry.

I don't want what happened
to her to happen to you.

Okay. I get it.

I'll do it.

The scans, the treatments.

But you have to know, it won't be
like what happened to your mom.

We know about magic.

We have ways to deal with it.

And I won't put you in a cage.

What the hell, man?

I tried to talk to him and
he punched me in the face!

PENNY: Who?

Oh. Mmm-mmm.

I warned you
not to cross me.

How the hell'd
you get out?

Let this be my last lesson
to you as Dean.

Don't make too many enemies.
They might find each other.

The Couple.

Oh, I can't let you take
that panel out of here.

This is some
fate of the world shit.

Not my world. Not my
problem. (DOOR OPENS)

Then I guess
I'm your problem.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Dean Fogg?
What's going on?

Huh. This just got
very, very interesting.

Are you stupid enough
to try and stop me?

(CHUCKLES QUIETLY)

What just happened?

The Couple just got
the last thing they need.

They have the Seed,
the page and the panel.

We gotta tell the others. They
need to steal that Seed now.

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