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ELIOT: Previously on
The Magicians...

(GRUNTING)

Your new lady Centurion !
(YELLING)

You said you heard voices
from other worlds.

You hearing something?
A signal?

(ODD SQUEALING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Professor? Did the signal
make you do that?

ELIOT: He loved you.

Why would I want to take that
away from you now?

That would be so cruel.

Do you really think
I didn't know there was more?

What was I
supposed to do, huh?

Demand that he only love me?

"Dark King"
is a little generic

as villain names go.
Mmm.

Wouldn't you say?
I have notes.

Although he is
somewhat effective.

Everyone seems
terrified of him.

Eliot, Taker! Back up.

(GRUNTS)

You all right?

Death is so simple
and life is so complicated.

I know.

I think I almost
fucked the Dark King.

Are you familiar
with the Harmonic Convergence?

A rare and powerful
astrological occurrence.

A magnifier of magic.

How bad will it be?

Death toll in the millions.
Maybe much higher.

How can we stop it?
You can't.

MAN: (OVER PA)
I repeat, ward break.

(GRUNTING)

KADY: Hedge witches.

They're used to crumbs
and, yes, ambient is low.

But you know
what amplifies it?

JULIA: Cooperative magic.

KADY: We tell everyone,

and we all do the same
thing at the same time.

KADY: And I thought that if I took on
more power and more responsibility,

that I'd want heroin less.

When I thought I'd relapsed,

I was relieved.

So, uh, I've been clean
for a year.

Barely.

Thanks, but, uh,
maybe hold that

'cause I've been jonesing
hard. (CHUCKLES)

(SIGHS)

Well, uh, I'm a Hedge.

You know, before we helped
save magic, we got a shit deal, right?

Well, there was
a blood worm scare,

so the Library gave a lot
of Hedges the Reed's Mark.

Get a mark, you're magically
castrated until they take it off.

And the Library's imploding,
they can't fix it,

and the marked ones
are looking at me like,

"Hey, bossy pants, you rallied us to
save magic, how about saving us?"

And I found a spell to remove
the marks in a depository,

Only, all of a sudden,
it's gone.

But I know only way
to move something that warded

is to move it
through the Etheric Realm.

Cool. I've heard it's awesome
there. What's the prob?

The prob

is there's only
one way into the Realm.

Anybody heard of "RCH"?

Nickname, "Archie"?

Yup. (CHUCKLES)

The way to save every
marked Hedge is to drop acid.

True 12-step conundrum.

I'm assuming you have the Archie
on you? (SCOFFING CHUCKLE)

Call your sponsor, kid.

It'd make sense,

in case somebody here, you know,
gave you permission to jump off the wagon.

Sorry MA is so strict.

You met the nice me.

Here's the real me.

Fuck off.
(LAUGHING)

What?

Well, I take the "anonymous" part of
Magicians Anonymous very seriously.

So, you quit drinking?

Thirty-three days,
six hours, 19 minutes

of skin-peeling,
soul-searing hell ago, yes.

Well, I can relate.
As can I,

in regards to the crushing
weight of leadership.

I've never seen Archie.

May I?

Why two?

In case the first
trip's a bust.

Or in case it's fun.

I've been dismissive or
downright derisive about Hedges,

and I admit,
I was quite wrong,

and I'd like to
try and make, um...

Hell, what's the word?

Amends.
Yeah.

Are you crazy?

(GULPS) I am.

But I am not an addict.

I'm an alcoholic.
Totally different.

So, I will go
hunt down the depository.

You're not going alone.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

JULIA: So we know about
the Harmonic Convergence.

The problem is we know
just enough to be useless,

so maybe we find someone
who can see the big picture.

Find?
Summon.

A god?

Whoa, you've got
to be kidding me.

Wait. Julia, before you do that,
I think the Library might have...

(GROANING)

Penny?
(EXHALES) I'm fine.

Wow, that is a whole
other level. Jesus.

I thought
the patch was working.

Merritt's signal just
keeps getting stronger.

I'm sorry. I can't stay. I'm just no
use until I get this under control.

Maybe do the summoning
once I get back?

Let me know
if things get too weird.

Yeah. Same.

The Library has summoned me
about 7,000 times to come work there.

And they also gave me this.

It'll get me in
any time I want.

Look, I'll bring back
whatever they have

on the Harmonic Convergence
as fast as I can.

Are you sure you'll be okay?
Yeah.

Good luck.
You, too.

Makes sense the signal's
hitting you harder.

I'm starting to actually
hear... A voice?

You, too?
Kind of.

I can't make out
actual words.

At least, not ones
I can understand.

MERRITT: Is that for me?
PENNY: No.

I think the problem with the first
patch was that it was just a deflector.

The signal is getting bounced off,
but I'm still getting hit by the reverb.

This one should absorb
the sound and kill it.

And if it does, we'll see
what we can gin up for you.

(SQUELCHING)
(GROANS)

(PENNY SIGHS HEAVILY)

Okay.
Mmm.

Better, I think.

Uh...

Okay.

(PENNY GRUNTING)

What was that?

Where did you go?
I don't remember.

You didn't blip out
on purpose?

No, when the pain got so I was
gonna pass out, I just... I just went.

You need a doctor.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I'm impressed.

Not with this.
It's dreadful. Sorry.

With your skills as a
Magician. Who trained you?

Well, I just picked up
a little bit here and there.

Clearly not enough, since I
couldn't put a scratch on that Taker.

Don't be modest.

You have what it takes
to be quite formidable.

I could use you.

Official Court Magician
in Defense of the Kingdom.

You could teach others,
and be taught by me.

I would be honored,

Your Majesty.

Hmm.

A different lining, perhaps.

Gray, please.

When we are alone,
it can be Seb.

Well, Seb,

we have a saying
where I come from.

You kinda buried
the lede on the...

On the, well...

On you. (SNICKERS)

I didn't mean
to deceive you.

Kings have to be very
careful about who to trust.

And also, it can be
a relief to not...

Feel the weight of the crown
on your head every second?

You are wise.

But I knew that already.

(DOOR OPENING)

In any case, settle in,

and we'll get down to the
particulars of your duties later.

All right?

All right, Your Majesty.

MARGO: Ugh, please.
ELIOT: What?

If you say his gorgeous eyes
see into your soul,

I'm gonna puke
all over your new leggings,

which are quite sharp,
by the way. Thank you.

Legs for days.
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.

And I never said his eyes were
gorgeous or that he sees into my soul.

But weirdly, he might.

Or he's sucking the soul out of
you because he doesn't have one.

Um...

He did save
my life.

He's called
the Dark King.

You're called
Margo the Destroyer.

I was a woman ruling a patriarchy.
My brand had to be overkill.

Bottom line, he likes you.

Use that to find out
what he's really about.

I'll see if my fellow
Centurions like to gossip.

Then we regroup and decide.

Benevolent dictator
by necessity,

or psychopathic
despot by choice?

What if he's the latter?
Then I always got his back.

Perfect place to bury these.

(DISTANT CLATTER)

(BOOKS CLATTER)

(GASPS)

Zelda, help me, please.

What's going on?
Who are they?

Goths.
(POUNDING)

Like Marilyn Manson?
Visigoths.

Oh, Germanic barbarians.

Who always show up at the
absolute worst points in history.

(POUNDING)

(SPEAKING GREEK)

(SPEAKING ENGLISH)
Fucking hell.

Oh, sorry. Did you...
Did you want Hades?

(CHUCKLES) I could get word
to him, but, ugh, what a dick.

Are you...

I'm Clarion,
Goddess of Melody.

Hey, Julia. I've, uh, had my
eye on you for quite a while.

You have?
Yeah, yeah.

So, you were mortal, right?

And then you were one of us, and
now you're back to mortal. Whew.

You're one tough
cookie, Cookie. Thanks?

Yeah, but the way that you're
imagining the Harmonic Convergence

isn't quite enough.

It's so much worse.

So, when all the spells cast by
all of the Magicians go haywire,

you're gonna get earthquakes,
fire, drought, starvation, plague.

And then comes cannibalism.

Um...

Is there anything you can do?

I could stop it.

How would that be?
Great.

But I'm assuming there's
something you want in return.

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. You, uh...
(CLICKS TONGUE)

You have dealt
with a god or two.

Yep.

I wanna be human.

Like you.

Excuse me?

I worship you, Julia.

How did you do it, though? Because
that's the part that I couldn't quite see.

There's some kind of cloak
around the whole process.

Uh, rumor is it has
something to do with a book.

Yeah, okay, I'm gonna need
just a few more details.

I don't know.
Starting with "Why?"

Do I want to be human?
Oh, it's simple.

So, I'm the Goddess
of Melody, right?

But did you know that
we can't actually feel music?

Like, we understand it, we can
tell the good from the bad. Sort of.

So you want to be human
so you can do karaoke.

I know that it sounds like
hubris itself, but...

I think
I could be a rock star.

I mean, I pretty much know the
gig, right? They all prayed to me.

Except for Amy Winehouse, okay?
Look how that one turned out. Poor thing.

Any other questions?

Oh, boy.

(CAR HORN BLARES)

(CHUCKLES)

(KADY LAUGHING)

KADY: This is amazing.

(DEAN CHUCKLES)

(HONKING)
KADY: Careful.

Whoa!

Real world isn't quite gone.

(STUTTERS)

DEAN: Oh.

This is what
my neck feels like.

(CHUCKLING)

Come on. The depository.
Come on.

Welcome.
KADY: H... Hi.

Oh. (STAMMERS)

We're looking for a depository
that was, uh... It was over there.

Eat up.

Yeah, in a sec, but if you
know where the depository is...

Nobody knows where
anything is in the Realm.

Except for the Emperor.

Dear God. This is strange.

Tastes like, uh...

burning charcoal.
Hamburgers on a grill.

(KADY CHUCKLES)

Popsicles.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

KADY: Is that bunny
staring at us? (CHUCKLES)

Summer at the beach.

Brown bunny, sunglasses.
Beach clue.

I'm trying real hard
to give a shit,

but it just feels so good
to be high again.

DEAN: Mmm.
Uh...

DEAN: I guess we
follow him. (CHUCKLES)

CAPTAIN: So we all know
the threat we're facing.

These are Fillory's second greatest
protectors against the Takers.

Who can tell me the first?
His Majesty, the Dark King.

CAPTAIN: Which is why protecting him
is the most important job in the kingdom.

His Majesty is immortal, yes,
but he is not invulnerable.

Which makes us?

Expendable.

A group of Royal Map Makers
won't make it back here till after dark.

And the first cohort is trapped
in a blizzard on Madness Plains.

You wet-nosed whelps
are all we've got.

Well, you, me

and our glorious leader.

What are we looking at here?

His Majesty wants the kingdom to witness
him saving subjects from the Takers.

These are in almost every room in
the castle, most of the taverns, and...

It's fucking Fox News.

Foxes all lie.
Who'd ever believe their news?

His Majesty, I'm afraid all we
have are the newest recruits.

Who'll learn by doing.
CAPTAIN: Yes, sir.

With me, recruits. Break.

Quick step now.

Ready, hup.

Give me a phaser
and a red shirt.

What?
Yeah, just don't.

(GRUNTING)

(THUDS)
(GROANS)

(BREATHING SHARPLY)

The Binder was annoyed.

But unsurprised Julia had
failed to burn him out of existence,

per their agreement.
(BONES CRACKING)

Look, I just thought maybe
we were both a little hasty,

and, I don't know, maybe I'd keep
you safe, let us both cool down.

So can you do it?

The Binder stared at Julia,

wondering if she'd learned nothing
from her interactions with deities.

I don't have a lot
of choice here, okay?

If you can't do this,
the Earth is doomed.

Mmm. "Again?"
the Binder, asked, bored.

Still, the Binder wondered,

why on Earth would Julia
trust this "Clarion"?

I don't. But the options here
are narrowing.

As a book, the Binder enjoyed
any opportunity to teach.

And here was a word Julia desperately
needed to understand. (CLEARS THROAT)

No.

(SIGHS)

So are these the same Visigoths that
raided cultural strongholds on Earth?

Burned the Library
of Alexandria.

Sacked the statuary
of Ancient Greece.

Burned Rome,
London, Paris, Chicago,

where they framed
poor Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

That's around the time
they started getting bored

and moved into the multiverse.

I'm sorry about all of this,

but I need every book you have
on the Harmonic Convergence.

We have a vast collection
on the other side of that door.

Oh, wow. Lovely timing.

(LOUD POUNDING)

How do you do?

I'm Visigoth Overlord Terence.

Apologies for the mess. But
recall, I did announce our incursion,

and asked you most politely to
drop all your defenses and surrender,

having given my word that
you would be absolutely safe.

(CHUCKLES) Right.

The word of a barbarian?

Actually, Visigoths are famous
for always keeping their word.

Yeah, that's weird.

My dear,
if you'd be so kind...

Sorry. I'm just a little
confused here, but you seem...

Educated?
Polite to a fault?

We seek to acquire only
the deepest knowledge,

highest art and most
illuminating philosophy.

Is it any wonder
a little might rub off?

What about all those inconvenient
commandments about theft?

Alice, it's no use debating.

Alice, is it? That's lovely.
Thank you.

We seek only those works that
transcend appetite and avarice,

that touch upon the immutable.

That's why we spend so
little time on Earth anymore.

What's left to raid?

Tent-pole franchises?
Jeff Koons? The, um, hoodie?

Visigoths never lie, but they
never tell the whole truth either.

I know what
you're really after.

(DOOR SHUTS)

The books of everyone...
Is actually what they want.

Every sentient being's life,
birth to death. Can you imagine?

They could plan the pillaging of every
great work before it's painted or written.

Not to mention the stock
market. Stock market?

They have a thing about
shorting. They think it's hilarious.

Look, Zelda, I understand how important
this is to you, but what's the point?

They're gonna get in here,
and this is the only door.

(POUNDING)

Okay. How about this?
You want to teach? Teach.

(SCOFFS) You?
To turn a goddess mortal?

The Binder inquired, with
not a small amount of disdain.

Hmm.

Too tough? Fine.

Maybe I'll just
hand you to her.

Ah.

The Binder realized Julia had
cornered him with his own credo.

But still, he wondered,
what was in it for him?

How's this, paper boy?

Said the Binder,
"Let the lessons commence."

(SLOW PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC
PLAYING)

Whoa. (LAUGHS)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTS)

Socks. None of them match.

So, this is where they go.
(CHUCKLES)

If you see a red and orange argyle,
cashmere, size 13, grab it, please.

(GROANS)

I don't usually say this
when I'm this high,

but we really need to focus.

Exactly. Red and orange.

Jesus. No, no.
We're looking for, uh...

Christ. I don't believe it.

There it is.

(KADY LAUGHS)

You were right.
Just needed to focus.

Mmm.
(CHUCKLES)

KADY: Oh, bunny. Bunny.

(KADY CHUCKLES)

Um...

Hi. Uh...

We're looking
for an Emperor.

Hey, Kady.
(BURPS) Hank.

Hank. (CHUCKLES)
I don't hate that.

KADY: You know us?

What kind of an Emp
would I be if I didn't?

You roll into my town, I take
a gander at your thoughts

and if I dig you,
I show you the brown bunny.

And I dig you both.

Congratulations
on the first sock.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

How great is Archie,
by the way? Huh?

Pretty great,
once you let it settle in.

(KADY CHUCKLES)

And as long as you're here,
the high never goes away.

(LIGHTER CLINKS)
Wow.

That's, uh...
(CHUCKLES)

That's perfect.
KADY: Yeah.

We... We really need
to find the, uh...

Oh, Jesus. The, ugh...

Depository, Kady.

Right. Right. Uh, can you
tell us where that is now?

Sure can.
Won't be free, though.

Even here, where
everything's fun, there's a price.

Sit. Have some suds.

This'll take a sec.

DEAN: What will?

For me to dig deeper
into your thoughts,

see which one of you
gets to leave

and who has to stay.

Mmm. (CHUCKLES)

DARK KING:
The Map Makers are in there.

(TAKERS SNARLING)

Do you hear that?

Oh, boy.

Breathing.

Coming from there.

With respect, Majesty.
There.

(SNARLING CONTINUES)

Guys? There. There.
There. We're surrounded.

You can see them?

I have really good
night vision.

My grandpa married
a snow leopard is the rumor.

Sire?

Where is he going?

Oh, I've seen that before. It's
a legit royal tactic. Never fear.

MERRITT: Shouldn't we get
him to the infirmary? (CHUCKLES)

With all the newbies
practicing during surges,

it's like a meat locker
down there.

And the meat's
alive.

Until it's not.

(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)
(YELLS)

Penny?

Get Julia.
Who?

So our Dark King,
did he just shit the doublet?

(CHUCKLING)

I hope so. I really don't want to
be the only one who does it when...

(TAKER SNARLS)
(SIVART SCREAMING)

(WOMEN GASPING)

(TAKERS SNARLING)

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLING)

(TAKERS SNARLING)

ELIOT: (LAUGHING)
That's amazing. Right?

I mean, honestly, fuck
Netflix. That is peak television.

Jesus.

No kidding. You kicked some
serious ass for your kingdom.

(LAUGHING)

Pretty cool.

You're both equally awesome,
by which I mean totally fucked up.

By which I mean
I get you're on a mission.

One of you has gotta jet,

but either one of you
can hang for eternity.

You guys decide.

I'll stay.
DEAN: No, you will not.

Are you kidding?

This place is heroin heaven.

And a billion times better
than lsabella's Is lay single malt.

Look it up when you get back.
I'm staying.

You've got students
counting on you.

And I've had it with the goddamn
lot of them. All 40 time lines' worth.

I never really knew how sick of
them I was until I stopped drinking.

I've earned the right
to step off

and do tai chi
with the Elvi.

I want this as much as you.

As soon as he tells you
where the depository is...

(MIMICS BUZZER SOUNDING)

Sorry, Kady. But you just revealed
to the entire studio audience

that you're hanging on to a
thread of responsible intent.

Which could make you kind of
a bum hang in 100 years or so.

Hank, on the other hand,

(GRUNTS) is laid-back
mondo perfectos.

(DEAN CHUCKLES)

Hey. You don't
really want this.

Kady, sweet Kady.

I'm sorry I did this to you.

I had no right.

My whole life,

all the senseless worry,
suffering and pain,

both inflicted and received...

it wasn't for nothing.

It guided me here.

And you were right.

I am home.

I'll be back, okay? I promise.

Goody. See you soon.

(POUNDING)

Use your key. Go.

I'm not going without you.
I can't.

Do you really want to die
for a bunch of books?

If I could do it
all again,

I'd be a better mother,

a truer friend.

But I wasn't. I'm not.

Because I've given my life
to this.

It's all I am.
It's all I have.

I can't lose everything.

You can. Believe me, I have.

I'm sorry about Quentin.

But this is different.
No, it's not.

Because whoever, whatever you
love that gets ripped away from you,

it stays alive, inside of us.

And anyone you share it with.

I can't. I can't.

I'm not strong enough. (SOBS)

CLARION: Stopping her signal
is impossible.

It's coming from a place
that I can't reach.

But I could save him.
Then do it. Now.

I'll just need you to give me
what we agreed to.

And the rest of it?
Rest of what?

The part where
you save the planet.

You have one thing to trade,
Julia, for one miracle.

So, your miracle can be to
save your boyfriend or your world.

But you could save both.

You know what? Humans have exploited
gods since you guys staggered upright.

The deals that we make
need to be strict.

So this deal,
one book, one miracle.

You're really gonna
make me choose?

The planet or him?

Yeah. I know. It's total
bullshit, right?

You see why
I want to be human?

I can't feel the melodies I'm goddess of,
can't bend the rules I didn't make. Eh...

Don't put this on your kind.

This is you, choosing.

But the one
who has to choose is you.

I'd say he has
about a minute left.

I feel

better.

So why do I feel like something
really shitty went down?

Maybe because
you're here.

Like all humans.

23 saw little
and knew less.

What strange, sad,

angry, narrow, little lives
these humans stumbled through.

Okay, just tell me what
you did to me. I helped you.

And now,
you're going to help me.

The Binder
reminded the goddess

he couldn't be forced to do
anything he didn't wish to.

Aw.

Honey, I don't force anyone.

I just get what I want.

Goodbye, Julia.

And for what it's worth, I feel
like you made the right decision.

For what it's worth,
go fuck yourself.

(CHUCKLES)

That's all of them, sir.
None harmed.

We'll secure the site. You should
go back with the Map Makers.

Kind of feels
a little abrupt.

You know? I kinda felt like he was
gearing up to make a big speech,

and it's just...

Wait.

Back inside. Now.

Excuse me, sir, but wasn't
this a rescue mission?

A super-successful one?
That's over?

Inside.

So, I... I take it she's
the god you summoned?

Who is not going to
save the world for us?

Look, we'll figure
something else out.

We've got time.

There's more, isn't there?

Anyone else need a drink?

Look, the signal was killing you. I
did what needed to be done now.

But she didn't have time
to be delicate. She just...

She said that
the only way was...

Take away
my psychic abilities.

Yeah, 'cause

I'm not getting
Merritt's signal anymore.

Or anybody's thoughts here

or anywhere.

So this is quiet.

It is fucking weird.

You can't travel anymore.

Technically, I can.

It'd just be
like flying a jet blind.

And since
I'm not suicidal, I...

I'm sorry, Penny.

No. We just settled a really
big spiritual argument here.

There is for sure
instant karma.

If there had been
more time... Come on.

You can appreciate
the balance of it, the irony.

I had to
make a choice for you,

you had to
make a choice for me.

It is fucking radiant.

BOTH: Um...

MERRITT: This...

So, uh, this happened...

This is because of me.

I didn't see it coming and I never
thought it was gonna get this bad.

Merritt, what could
you have done?

I should've
told you the truth.

My name,
my real name, is Plum.

(CLICKS TONGUE)
Plum Merritt Chatwin.

Wait. What?
You're a Chatwin?

Wait. What do you mean?
Like the kids' books?

I missed an episode.

I am so sorry.

I was terrified and alone,

and being here was
the first time I felt safe.

But I'm not.

The thing with being a
Chatwin is, it's like a curse.

It's like there are things coming
after you you just don't understand.

I don't know what this signal is,
but I know why it's targeting me.

And I'm gonna figure out how
to fix it. Whoa! Hang on. Hang on.

Merritt, you don't know what
that's gonna do. (CRACK)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

You're right.

What...

(POUNDING)

Funny thing about doing the
same thing over and over again,

you learn how to do it better.

I suppose that's the true
purpose of a library now?

Ah.

Your treasured tomes.

Each one a life.

A destiny.

I'm most curious about who
my next few wives will be.

You never know, Alice.

Let's go find our books,
shall we?

Something to add,
Madam Librarian? Yes.

If you really want to
know your future,

you'd better
be able to speed read.

No!

No! No!

No! No! No!

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Enter.

I was just checking to
make sure you were all right.

Thank you for your concern.

I'm fine.

Just a bit tired.

Hmm.

I can imagine.
(GROANING)

Hmm.

You were incredible
out there.

Maybe once.

Now it's, um...

What's the military term?

Holding action.

Nothing but holding actions.

I saw that not all
the Centurions returned.

Good night, Seb.

What exactly are we
looking for, sir?

Not what. Who.

Well, both.

(CLATTERING)

(MEN GRUNT)

Grab it. Grab it.

You two know each other?

No.

Then you won't mind taking
charge of its imprisonment.

Of course not, sir.

And all the books on everyone
are gone for good.

Maybe that means actual free will
now, and not any of that predestined shit.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Or lots of rewrites to do.

Sorry, Zelda.
It's a bad day for everybody.

At least the fires
drove them out.

We think they got about
half the collection. Mmm.

Yep, and everything
on the Convergence.

So what do we do now? We
try and trade with the Visigoths?

What do we have
that they want?

I mean, the Overlord kind
of liked me. Off the table.

I read most of the books
on the Convergence.

Enough to know
it can be stopped.

It's almost impossible,
but not complicated.

Zelda, please tell.

Oh. Of course.

Well, all you have to do
is move that.

Move?

The fucking moon.

(SIGHS) Well, at least
we know where it is.

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