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That's what you get, when you're Top Dog. 15 00:06:23,737 --> 00:06:26,821 Oh Rex, you are incorrigible! 16 00:06:26,823 --> 00:06:30,909 In my day there was more to being Top Dog than nuzzling and fluffing. 17 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,746 Oh really, Nelson? 18 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:36,455 Did I tell you about the time I discovered the fire at Windsor Castle 19 00:06:36,457 --> 00:06:39,127 and led the Royal family to safety? 20 00:06:39,252 --> 00:06:42,547 Only about three hundred times. 21 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:49,385 Selfless acts of courage- that's what it means to be Top Dog! 22 00:06:49,387 --> 00:06:52,598 Yes, we all know you're a hero, Nelson. 23 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:55,686 But could you never do this!? 24 00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:04,192 Oh, what an outrageous, irresistible puppy. 25 00:07:04,194 --> 00:07:05,443 I do what I can. 26 00:07:05,445 --> 00:07:08,404 Dogs today- you don't appreciate how lucky you are! 27 00:07:08,406 --> 00:07:10,657 You know, I am so popular, 28 00:07:10,659 --> 00:07:13,954 Her Majesty is putting my picture on a mug, 29 00:07:15,205 --> 00:07:16,913 smart phone cases, key fobs, 30 00:07:16,915 --> 00:07:20,168 mouse pads, cards, ballons, slippers, 31 00:07:20,210 --> 00:07:23,962 underpants, soap, pen, caps, umbrella, toilet brush 32 00:07:23,964 --> 00:07:29,008 and best of all, on the side of the Royal Train. 33 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:30,971 Very impressive... 34 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:36,599 Alright everyone. Tails up- we've got a State visit! 35 00:07:36,602 --> 00:07:38,727 You been at the brandy again, Margaret? 36 00:07:38,729 --> 00:07:41,272 Certainly not, look for yourselves. 37 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:43,859 It's the President of the United States! 38 00:07:43,984 --> 00:07:44,983 Let's go! 39 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:48,069 Hold on, we have not been sent for yet! 40 00:07:48,071 --> 00:07:51,199 When you're the top dog, you know you're wanted! 41 00:07:51,407 --> 00:07:53,493 Maybe, we should all go. 42 00:08:06,673 --> 00:08:09,092 Send for the Royal Corgis! 43 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,384 Send for the Royal Corgis! 44 00:08:11,386 --> 00:08:13,720 The Royal cor... whoa!!! 45 00:08:13,722 --> 00:08:15,932 Last one there's a mongrel. Whoops! 46 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:17,558 Whoaw! 47 00:08:20,687 --> 00:08:22,561 Someone give me a hand! 48 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:24,900 You already got one! Ha, ha! 49 00:08:25,108 --> 00:08:26,652 Coming through, 50 00:08:26,818 --> 00:08:28,737 eat my dust, Rex! 51 00:08:38,579 --> 00:08:40,579 Show some manners, will you! 52 00:08:40,581 --> 00:08:43,501 Out of my way... Ladies first! 53 00:08:54,595 --> 00:08:55,344 Not me. 54 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:56,431 No my fault. 55 00:08:56,597 --> 00:08:57,598 Wasn't us. 56 00:08:57,724 --> 00:08:58,684 It's them. 57 00:09:00,268 --> 00:09:01,477 Heeeeere we are. 58 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:04,522 How nice to see you Mr.President. 59 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:07,150 Fantastic little place you got here Liz. 60 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:11,613 It's so... how to say... understated. 61 00:09:11,988 --> 00:09:14,614 Boy? That Corgi is ugly! 62 00:09:14,616 --> 00:09:16,991 I've sniffed prettier bottoms. 63 00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:19,828 Pity the poor chap who winds up with that creature! 64 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:22,874 Not exactly an oil painting yourself, Nelson. 65 00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:25,499 An honour to meet you, Ma'am. 66 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:28,504 Royal selfie. Cheeeese steaaaaak! 67 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:33,091 And who, pray, is this delightful little moppet? 68 00:09:33,093 --> 00:09:35,259 That's the First Lady, Ma'am. 69 00:09:35,261 --> 00:09:37,887 No I meant the... 70 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:42,516 Oh, dis is our beautiful pet dog, Mitzy, Your Majesty. 71 00:09:42,518 --> 00:09:46,562 Original from zee great state of Texasssss. 72 00:09:46,564 --> 00:09:48,106 She's delightfull. 73 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:49,858 We're going to find a mate for her. 74 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:52,568 Only problem is, sourcing the right dog. 75 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,865 We want only the best, the very best. 76 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:57,868 Perhaps she might like one of mine. 77 00:09:57,951 --> 00:10:01,955 The match could help cement our 'special relationship' 78 00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:04,249 Vhat a vonderfull idea! 79 00:10:04,332 --> 00:10:06,708 Alright then Mitzy, grab some puppy. 80 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,920 Erm... alright then. 81 00:10:09,087 --> 00:10:11,214 So what we got here? 82 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,841 Too old, 83 00:10:13,258 --> 00:10:14,676 this one's a girl, 84 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:16,968 too boring. 85 00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:18,219 I beg you pardon. 86 00:10:18,221 --> 00:10:20,181 Hmmm, You're cute and fluffy. 87 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:22,976 Oooh, hmmm, yeah... 88 00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:25,520 You'll do. 89 00:10:25,771 --> 00:10:28,938 I think she has eye on this vun. 90 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:31,482 Oh Rexy- you lucky boy! 91 00:10:31,484 --> 00:10:33,486 We've found you a girlfriend! 92 00:10:33,528 --> 00:10:34,694 Girlfriend?! 93 00:10:34,696 --> 00:10:36,487 Take me, stud muffin! 94 00:10:36,489 --> 00:10:39,868 Erm... I don't suppose we can we have a recount? 95 00:10:40,035 --> 00:10:41,953 Charlie... help! 96 00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:45,832 What can I say, apparently you're the chosen one! 97 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,794 Oh, I do love a Royal Wedding. 98 00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:52,673 I don't want to end up with her- 99 00:10:52,798 --> 00:10:53,840 She's... 100 00:10:54,049 --> 00:10:55,591 Terrifying? 101 00:10:56,802 --> 00:10:59,260 You said it, Charlie. Ouch, aw... 102 00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:01,556 Careful. That hurts. 103 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:06,603 Here come's the bride, consider suicide! 104 00:11:06,978 --> 00:11:08,978 What if I say I'm not interested? 105 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:12,231 I don't think she'll take no for an answer, Rex! 106 00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:15,070 There's got to be a waaaayy... 107 00:11:15,403 --> 00:11:17,155 Not so cocky now are we! 108 00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,990 Come along, Rex... your lady's waiting! 109 00:11:20,992 --> 00:11:22,283 Heeeeelp! 110 00:11:22,285 --> 00:11:24,537 To dog, pfffff! 111 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:42,762 Daddy's got to go for a big meal with Her elizabetness, 112 00:11:42,764 --> 00:11:45,306 so you be a good girl, won't you? 113 00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:47,642 And if that little doggie upsets you, 114 00:11:47,644 --> 00:11:50,731 you come running to Daddy, okay Princess? 115 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:53,522 Do come along Donald, 116 00:11:53,524 --> 00:11:57,070 let's leave these two lovebirds to get acquainted! 117 00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,953 Don't 90, Your Majesty. Please! 118 00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:10,834 Majesty... please, please. 119 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:15,797 Hey little fella stop whining, wanna go walkies? 120 00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:17,633 I've already been today, thanks. 121 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:22,178 Oooh, what are you waiting for? Come and join me. 122 00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:23,594 Some other time maybe. 123 00:12:23,596 --> 00:12:26,892 Let's get something in the diary... Aaaah! 124 00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:31,104 Help, please. Get off me... I need to go for a Royal wee! 125 00:12:31,312 --> 00:12:33,690 Mayday, mayday... We have a situation 126 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,691 Oh, hush little puppy. 127 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:37,694 Get off me... 128 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,531 Mitzy's going to take good care of you. 129 00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:46,159 Sorry, you left me no other choice. 130 00:12:46,161 --> 00:12:49,414 Playing hard to get uh! I like that. 131 00:12:51,582 --> 00:12:54,000 Aaargh! What part of NO don't you understand? 132 00:12:54,002 --> 00:12:56,672 Both the N and the O. 133 00:12:58,882 --> 00:13:01,257 Majesty, get me out of here... 134 00:13:01,259 --> 00:13:04,387 Cutsey poo! We only live one. 135 00:13:04,763 --> 00:13:06,014 Liz! Help! 136 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,808 Time to reel him in. 137 00:13:08,141 --> 00:13:08,809 What? 138 00:13:09,017 --> 00:13:12,688 Yeeeaaah! Pucker up, cowboy! 139 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:14,397 Heeeelp! 140 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:19,653 Liz, pleeeeaaase come back... 141 00:13:20,195 --> 00:13:23,281 Listen, Okay, I'll get my people to speak to your people 142 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:24,739 and your people can speak to my people 143 00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:28,244 and my people can tell your people to... get lost! 144 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:31,663 Hope you're ready for your first kiss. 145 00:13:31,665 --> 00:13:33,206 Cause I sure am. 146 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:33,959 Oh God! 147 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,755 Aaaah! What? You don't like me? 148 00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:41,756 Whatever gave you that im-m-m-m-m pression, aaah? 149 00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:45,721 Wanna play rough, huh! You can run, but you can't hide? 150 00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:46,596 Wanna bet! 151 00:13:46,888 --> 00:13:48,556 Okay, I'm game. 152 00:13:50,642 --> 00:13:52,560 Here I am, sugar pie. 153 00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:58,775 Whoaw, hmmmm, I didn't know you Brits were into branding. 154 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:01,569 Look at our union this way Rexy: 155 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:04,112 it could be the merger of the century. 156 00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:09,410 I mean the consolidation of two very powerful brands. It could be huuuge! 157 00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:14,082 I love playing hide-and-seek. We are made for each other. 158 00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:17,669 Rexy puppy, where are you? 159 00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:19,210 I am getting hotter, 160 00:14:19,212 --> 00:14:22,633 I can feel it... in more ways than one. 161 00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,842 Some top dog you are, 162 00:14:25,844 --> 00:14:30,223 hiding like a little pussy cat... Meow, meow. 163 00:14:31,224 --> 00:14:32,601 Found you! Hihi! 164 00:14:39,065 --> 00:14:40,275 See you... 165 00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:43,278 Aaah... oooh! 166 00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:57,583 Royal selfie! Cheesesteak... 167 00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:01,087 Get me out of here! 168 00:15:03,089 --> 00:15:05,091 That's how you want to play it, huh? 169 00:15:07,052 --> 00:15:09,345 Whooo whooo 170 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:14,434 They buck broncos where I come from! 171 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,060 Hang on. Here we gooooo. 172 00:15:17,062 --> 00:15:17,646 Whoaaah! 173 00:15:27,405 --> 00:15:29,490 Aaah... You ain't so bad at this! 174 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,661 But, lets see if you can fly, my love bird. 175 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:41,127 Aaaaaaaah! 176 00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:10,655 What qualities does the president have that first attracted you to him? 177 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,782 Vell, his nice head of hair 178 00:16:12,784 --> 00:16:15,578 and his very big hands does not hurt either... 179 00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:16,287 Oh. 180 00:16:16,537 --> 00:16:17,954 Diner is served. 181 00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:20,667 I'll pass, I don't like raw food. 182 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,751 You call this British humour? No? 183 00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:24,504 Sorry Madam, I, euuh 184 00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:33,594 Footsie huh? 185 00:16:33,596 --> 00:16:35,388 I beg you pardon? 186 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:40,184 Tell me, Mr. President, what do you think of our English food? 187 00:16:40,186 --> 00:16:41,437 It is fantastic 188 00:16:51,156 --> 00:16:54,075 Oh, Mr. President! 189 00:16:56,953 --> 00:17:01,792 I believe this is yours, Your Majesty! 190 00:17:12,218 --> 00:17:15,303 You are very much in the doghouse, Rex! 191 00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:16,723 Naughty, Naughty! 192 00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:18,934 Dismissed. 193 00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,244 You okay, Rex? 194 00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:41,623 I don't think I'm Her Majesty's top dog anymore. 195 00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:45,627 Of course you are! Nothing would ever change that. 196 00:17:46,252 --> 00:17:47,711 I ruined everything. 197 00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:50,757 The President has cancelled his visit and gone back to America. 198 00:17:51,091 --> 00:17:53,675 I know you did not like the whole set-up. 199 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,345 What did you do to her? 200 00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,222 Not her, him. 201 00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,515 That creature is a "he". 202 00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,474 No, the president! 203 00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,517 The president...? What happened? 204 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:06,397 I bit the President in the unmentionables. 205 00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,566 I'm a disgrace to the Royal Family. 206 00:18:08,817 --> 00:18:11,277 Well maybe in that case... 207 00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,864 I should just leave. 208 00:18:14,072 --> 00:18:15,448 But where would you go? 209 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:16,449 No idea... 210 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,829 How about the Pope's house!? 211 00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:21,872 The Pope? 212 00:18:21,955 --> 00:18:25,414 I bet he'd love a couple of puppies running round Vatican City. 213 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,835 What do you think, Rex? 214 00:18:28,503 --> 00:18:30,920 You know what Charlie- I like it! 215 00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:33,673 Sssshhh, You do? 216 00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:38,970 Absolutely, it'd be me and you, heading out on a whacky adventure. 217 00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:40,471 To the Papal Palace! 218 00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:41,305 When do we go? 219 00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:43,559 No time like the present! 220 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,188 His Holiness- here we come! 221 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:52,068 I'm excited! 222 00:18:52,736 --> 00:18:54,070 I can't help it! 223 00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:08,835 Blasted dog... steals my slipper! 224 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,107 What are you doing? 225 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:34,736 I've got an idea. 226 00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:04,474 Whaaaat...? 227 00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,395 Sarge! Sarge! We got a vase situation! 228 00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:13,984 Oh... Careful, that's priceless. 229 00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:26,246 We've got to make it to those bushes 230 00:20:26,371 --> 00:20:28,749 I'm having second thoughts, Charlie. 231 00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:30,458 It's a bit nippy out here 232 00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:33,419 -and you know it's Royal Jelly for breakfast! 233 00:20:39,968 --> 00:20:41,386 Can't we go tomorrow? 234 00:20:54,733 --> 00:20:55,481 Did you hear that lad? 235 00:20:55,483 --> 00:20:56,401 What Sarge? 236 00:20:58,194 --> 00:20:59,863 Probably some foxes running around. 237 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,365 Can't see a think with this bloody hat hat 238 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,796 Now- take off your collar. 239 00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:19,588 But the Queen gave me this when she made me top dog! 240 00:21:19,590 --> 00:21:23,301 Exactly, everyone will know who you are! 241 00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:24,888 We won't get five yards. 242 00:21:24,971 --> 00:21:27,889 Good thinking! The Pope's going to like you Charlie. 243 00:21:27,891 --> 00:21:30,684 But, how are we going to make it over that wall? 244 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:32,435 Oh, I know a way. 245 00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:36,650 Prince Philipp is having cable fitted, come on. 246 00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:45,489 It's a bit tight. But we can squeeze through. 247 00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:47,408 Have you done it before, Charlie? 248 00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,452 You never told me you went outside. 249 00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:52,580 Maybe once or twice. Bit of fun, you know. 250 00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:55,126 You're a dark horse! Slash dog. 251 00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:58,504 Hm, hm, there is a lot you don't know about me Rex. 252 00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:19,943 Rex over here. Quick! 253 00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:23,569 We're going to get caught 254 00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:26,617 Not if we keep moving. Hurry, this way. 255 00:22:56,104 --> 00:22:58,813 Wooo... We made it. 256 00:22:58,815 --> 00:23:01,902 Amazing. We are still in one piece. 257 00:23:03,069 --> 00:23:06,529 Where are we, Is this Vatican City? 258 00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:10,118 Ah, ah... No, St. Jame's park. 259 00:23:14,748 --> 00:23:18,750 We're being watched. It this place haunted? 260 00:23:18,752 --> 00:23:20,334 No, just keep walking. 261 00:23:20,336 --> 00:23:22,673 You probably saw some geese. They're everywhere. 262 00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:24,505 Do you mind if I whistle. 263 00:23:24,507 --> 00:23:26,259 Yes, keep quiet. 264 00:23:31,014 --> 00:23:32,140 Hurry, this way... 265 00:23:38,939 --> 00:23:41,981 Charlie! I don't like it out here, 266 00:23:41,983 --> 00:23:43,026 It's scary. 267 00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:46,863 Oh, hush Rex. Stop acting like an immature puppy. 268 00:23:47,614 --> 00:23:50,114 Charlie. I really do want to go home. 269 00:23:50,116 --> 00:23:52,742 Look, I know I behaved like a spoiled brat, 270 00:23:52,744 --> 00:23:54,579 but we should have never left the palace. 271 00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:56,873 I'm afraid there is no going back. 272 00:23:57,457 --> 00:23:58,915 The queen loves me really. 273 00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:01,209 I know I messed up, I know, I know, I know, 274 00:24:01,211 --> 00:24:02,585 but she'll forgive me, 275 00:24:02,587 --> 00:24:05,757 lam sure of it. I am her top dog. 276 00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:07,423 Not any more! 277 00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:08,551 What are you talking about? 278 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,847 You had your chance, now it's my turn. 279 00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:22,315 I was destined to be top dog, until you came along. 280 00:24:22,858 --> 00:24:26,069 Charlie, have you lost your mind!? 281 00:24:26,277 --> 00:24:28,029 So long, imposter! 282 00:24:32,325 --> 00:24:34,993 Charlie, I... am... freezing. 283 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,577 I know! 284 00:24:36,579 --> 00:24:40,000 Ah... Charlie, you double cross... huh... 285 00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:51,052 Goodbye, Top Dog. 286 00:25:31,592 --> 00:25:34,930 Whoa... this must be heaven! 287 00:25:55,158 --> 00:25:56,534 Oh yes, 288 00:26:00,205 --> 00:26:03,206 fluff me- that feels real good! 289 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:06,876 Breathing fine. No injury to internal organs. 290 00:26:06,878 --> 00:26:09,003 Ha, the belly rub- 291 00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:11,591 you really are spoiling me, Ma'am! 292 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,886 No frost bite. All looking good 293 00:26:15,971 --> 00:26:19,806 One immune booster suppository and you should fully recover. 294 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:23,351 Oh yes, give me the full treatment! 295 00:26:23,353 --> 00:26:25,895 Whoa! You just crossed the line, mom! 296 00:26:25,897 --> 00:26:27,772 Well, you're in perfect condition! 297 00:26:27,774 --> 00:26:29,818 Hang on- you're not Her Majesty! 298 00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:33,279 No collar, no chip- must be a stray. 299 00:26:34,072 --> 00:26:35,907 He is lucky you found him, Sanjay. 300 00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:38,950 Let me see if we can find a spot for him. 301 00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:40,996 The kennel is pretty full. 302 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:49,502 Good morning GINGER, do you have room for another guest? 303 00:26:49,504 --> 00:26:53,547 A corgi... we don't get to many of them around. 304 00:26:53,549 --> 00:26:55,717 I wonder what happened to him? 305 00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:56,968 Who knows. 306 00:26:56,970 --> 00:27:00,346 More and more irresponsible pet owners these days. 307 00:27:00,348 --> 00:27:01,808 That's for sure. 308 00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:05,687 Okay, I must be going. See you later. 309 00:27:06,021 --> 00:27:09,565 You look familiar, haven't you been in here before? 310 00:27:12,694 --> 00:27:15,904 Hmm, maybe not. Lets find you a good room mate. 311 00:27:15,906 --> 00:27:18,700 Some of the guests here can be pretty rowdy. 312 00:27:18,992 --> 00:27:22,203 Achoum... I don't know what you are up to, 313 00:27:22,245 --> 00:27:25,579 but you've got to take me back to the palace pronto, my good man, 314 00:27:25,581 --> 00:27:29,127 before my disappearance becomes an national headline. 315 00:27:29,377 --> 00:27:33,965 Besides, I've got a score to settle with that rotter, Charlie! 316 00:27:34,132 --> 00:27:35,967 Okay, let's go. 317 00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:41,472 Hey- where are we going? The exit is that way 318 00:27:48,313 --> 00:27:51,858 Who's a nice little puppy then? 319 00:27:55,236 --> 00:27:57,488 Ah, there you go little fella. 320 00:27:57,739 --> 00:27:59,530 Take me home now, my good man, 321 00:27:59,532 --> 00:28:01,658 or you can kiss goodbye to a knighthood. 322 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:03,785 Jack and Chief will look after you. 323 00:28:03,787 --> 00:28:05,704 I don't belong in a cage. 324 00:28:05,706 --> 00:28:08,206 I'm the Queen's Corgi! This is dognapping. 325 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:12,003 If the Queen finds out about this- uh, you're in big trouble! 326 00:28:12,253 --> 00:28:14,212 Keep the noise down will you, 327 00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:16,717 it's Sunday and I'm having a lie in. 328 00:28:16,883 --> 00:28:20,218 Excuse me!? Do you know how I am!? 329 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:23,098 Face don't ring a bell... Chief? 330 00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:26,140 He ain't got a clue either. 331 00:28:26,142 --> 00:28:27,894 For your information- 332 00:28:28,394 --> 00:28:30,981 lam Rex- the Queen's top dog! 333 00:28:31,147 --> 00:28:35,110 Oh yeah? And I'm Napoleon : Emperor of France- 334 00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:37,944 and this is Katniss Everdean from the Hunger Games. 335 00:28:37,946 --> 00:28:40,490 No really, I'm from the palace! 336 00:28:41,032 --> 00:28:44,533 You hear that, we got a Royal visit! 337 00:28:44,535 --> 00:28:46,494 You don't believe me, do you! 338 00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:49,831 You can call yourself Lady Gaga, if you want, mate, 339 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,791 just not while I'm kipping, alright. 340 00:28:51,793 --> 00:28:54,335 Why you impertinent little... street urchin. 341 00:28:54,337 --> 00:28:57,171 The name's Jack- and someone needs to fill you in... 342 00:28:57,173 --> 00:29:01,052 ...on the "dog house" rules and that someone is me. 343 00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:07,142 Rule one : Let sleeping dogs lie! 344 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:09,770 Rule two : 345 00:29:10,353 --> 00:29:12,856 Keep you snout out of other dog's dinners. 346 00:29:15,817 --> 00:29:18,652 Rule three : There is no fight club! 347 00:29:18,654 --> 00:29:20,361 What's fight club? 348 00:29:20,363 --> 00:29:20,904 What? 349 00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:22,614 Fight club, what is it? 350 00:29:22,616 --> 00:29:23,825 There is no figtht club. 351 00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:25,950 So why did you mention it? 352 00:29:25,952 --> 00:29:26,367 I didn't. 353 00:29:26,369 --> 00:29:27,871 He said fight club didn't he? 354 00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:30,373 See 355 00:29:31,082 --> 00:29:31,790 Weirdo 356 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:32,581 Rule four... 357 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,880 Skip the induction, chappie- I'll be out of this hellhole within the day. 358 00:29:37,964 --> 00:29:40,383 Rule Four: Newcomers kip on the floor! 359 00:29:48,474 --> 00:29:50,391 Breakfast everyone 360 00:29:50,393 --> 00:29:54,147 Whiskey smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret. 361 00:29:54,272 --> 00:29:56,692 Full english, Nelson. 362 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,821 Devilled kidneys for Charlie of course. 363 00:30:01,404 --> 00:30:06,409 And Royal old cakes topped with royal jelly for you Rex. 364 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,702 Rex... Rex!? 365 00:30:08,704 --> 00:30:11,206 Oh dear, where is he? 366 00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:14,000 Rex... Rex! 367 00:30:14,668 --> 00:30:16,544 Where are you? Rex. 368 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,886 Heeeelp! 369 00:30:29,641 --> 00:30:30,976 What...? Oh! 370 00:30:32,393 --> 00:30:34,479 Sorry if I was a bit narky earlier, 371 00:30:34,646 --> 00:30:37,063 I'm not good first thing. How you getting on? 372 00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:39,983 Awful, just awful. 373 00:30:39,985 --> 00:30:41,860 Her Majesty should be here by now. 374 00:30:41,862 --> 00:30:43,612 I'm sure, she has forgiven me? 375 00:30:43,614 --> 00:30:44,821 Cheer up, mate. 376 00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:47,031 Rule Five : All dogs, 377 00:30:47,033 --> 00:30:49,325 I mean... most dogs 378 00:30:49,327 --> 00:30:51,369 get re-homed in the first month. 379 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:54,330 Cute little fella like you- shouldn't take long... 380 00:30:54,332 --> 00:30:57,628 Today's our weekly public viewing. Maybe you' ll get lucky. 381 00:30:57,878 --> 00:31:00,629 That said, most of us actually like it in here. 382 00:31:00,631 --> 00:31:03,634 We got nice sleeping quarters, three meals a day 383 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,799 ...Know what I mean? 384 00:31:04,801 --> 00:31:09,095 No, I don't! And I don't want to be re-homed 385 00:31:09,097 --> 00:31:12,056 I want to go back to Buckingham P! 386 00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:14,603 Phew... there's no helping some people. 387 00:31:14,645 --> 00:31:18,690 But tell me, If you really are who you say you are, how did you end up here? 388 00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,357 I mess up really bad and 389 00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:23,902 I got betrayed by my best friend. 390 00:31:23,904 --> 00:31:27,240 I have heard that one before... Right Chief? 391 00:31:28,158 --> 00:31:30,324 This one hasn't spoken since I got here? 392 00:31:30,326 --> 00:31:35,040 Is he a still water running deep, or just a still water running... Still? 393 00:31:35,081 --> 00:31:37,666 Dog protection Society save him. 394 00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:40,043 He'd been starved by his owners. 395 00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:42,378 Knocked all the spirit out of him, they did. 396 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:43,337 Ghastly. 397 00:31:43,339 --> 00:31:46,174 Yeah- well that's the thing with us lifers. 398 00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:48,970 We all been rejected sometime or other. 399 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:52,096 Public visit. Show your best. 400 00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:54,643 Here we go. Viewing time! 401 00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:03,777 Come and get me! 402 00:32:05,403 --> 00:32:07,322 Fully house trained, family dog. 403 00:32:07,614 --> 00:32:09,698 Kind to kids, caring with cats, 404 00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,907 a buddy to budgies 405 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:12,619 - I even got a reference from a rabbit! 406 00:32:12,786 --> 00:32:15,914 I will never pee, on the settee, that's my guarantee. 407 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:19,292 Come on give us a whirl. 408 00:32:24,214 --> 00:32:26,549 Oh... Majesty. 409 00:32:27,592 --> 00:32:29,720 It's your top dog, Rex! 410 00:32:32,138 --> 00:32:35,431 She's here already? Whoa. Nice going, kid. 411 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:39,936 Bring me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley- you right Royal Regina! 412 00:32:39,938 --> 00:32:40,647 Oh... 413 00:32:43,149 --> 00:32:44,610 Oh... That's no Queen! 414 00:32:44,651 --> 00:32:47,153 Euuuuh... Not so sure about that, pal. 415 00:32:47,362 --> 00:32:49,364 Oh, she's never going to come! 416 00:32:49,865 --> 00:32:50,866 Oh, Don't pick him- 417 00:32:51,199 --> 00:32:53,532 he don't know his 'fetch' from his 'heel'! 418 00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:56,955 Besides he doesn't want to go. Give us a break here! 419 00:32:57,873 --> 00:32:59,833 Oh, I think he likes me! 420 00:33:00,041 --> 00:33:03,670 Yes, yes yes... He can't keep his eyes of me. 421 00:33:03,879 --> 00:33:05,879 This must be my lucky day. 422 00:33:05,881 --> 00:33:07,966 I am out of heeeeere! 423 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:15,805 Oh... Don't leave, mate. 424 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:17,768 It won't happen again, please. 425 00:33:17,809 --> 00:33:22,230 I'm an easy going dog... just got a bladder the size of a pea is all! 426 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:28,654 I can't believe it. I was so close and I messed it up... 427 00:33:29,738 --> 00:33:31,031 Oh well pal. 428 00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:34,159 Guess you're just like me and him. Unwanted. 429 00:33:34,325 --> 00:33:38,664 lam the Queen's Top Dog! I am nothing like you! 430 00:33:39,873 --> 00:33:41,875 Rexy! Come here boy! 431 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,544 Mummy's got some Royal Jelly for you! 432 00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:48,254 Rex... Rex... Rex... 433 00:33:48,256 --> 00:33:50,882 Oh for goodness sake. Stop this nonsense, 434 00:33:50,884 --> 00:33:52,091 Rex! Come out at once! 435 00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,888 Rex... Come on Rex- 436 00:33:55,513 --> 00:33:57,223 Come on boy... Rex! 437 00:33:57,724 --> 00:34:00,811 Rex... Rex... Rex... 438 00:34:01,144 --> 00:34:03,269 Unfortunately, no sign, Ma'am. 439 00:34:03,271 --> 00:34:05,774 Keep searching- he can't have gone far. 440 00:34:06,232 --> 00:34:07,941 Here we go again. 441 00:34:07,943 --> 00:34:13,156 That mutt is probably chasing some rabbit around the park... Hmmmm 442 00:34:13,615 --> 00:34:16,741 Forget about Rex, It's almost lunchtime and I'm thirsty! 443 00:34:16,743 --> 00:34:22,457 Reeex-- Rex where are you? 444 00:34:27,253 --> 00:34:30,256 Rex. Rex, come here boy... 445 00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:36,972 Charlie- what have you found? 446 00:34:39,515 --> 00:34:41,768 Rex's golden collar! 447 00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:48,024 Oh no, he's been eating by foxes! 448 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:52,028 Blasted vermin! I'll get the shotgun! 449 00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:55,782 It's too late, Philip. He's gone 450 00:34:57,993 --> 00:35:02,288 Poor CHARLIE, Rex was your best friend. 451 00:35:19,055 --> 00:35:19,848 Who's that? 452 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:25,145 That big fellow, that's Bernard St Bernard 453 00:35:25,186 --> 00:35:27,937 Bernard was one of the finest actors in the country. 454 00:35:27,939 --> 00:35:31,317 Career was going great- then the tummy trouble kicked in... 455 00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:33,862 No, I meant him. 456 00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:36,531 Oh, This is Al. 457 00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:39,743 Al was the best sniffer dog in Heathrow Airport 458 00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:41,870 till he got too good 459 00:35:45,415 --> 00:35:46,372 Know what I mean? 460 00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:48,209 No I meant him. 461 00:35:48,794 --> 00:35:50,211 What is happening? 462 00:35:50,545 --> 00:35:53,506 Oh... Just sit back and watch. 463 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:15,445 What is going on here? 464 00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,257 Follow me 465 00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:38,844 Hey that's great but question? 466 00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:42,681 If it's so easy to get out of here, why don't you all just run away? 467 00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:44,931 England in the winter!? 468 00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:47,016 It's freezing out there mate! 469 00:36:47,018 --> 00:36:48,852 I'm not afraid of a little cold 470 00:36:48,854 --> 00:36:52,273 Go right ahead, be my guest, You'll find the exit that way. 471 00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:54,440 I hope you know your way around town, 472 00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,277 it's a big and a dangerous place. 473 00:36:56,402 --> 00:36:58,947 Hmmm... The Queen will come, I'm sure! 474 00:37:00,531 --> 00:37:02,075 Where are you all going, Jack? 475 00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:03,032 Fight club. 476 00:37:03,034 --> 00:37:05,120 Oh... Didn't think there was a fight club. 477 00:37:05,662 --> 00:37:07,455 Oooh... Wait for me Jack! 478 00:37:32,689 --> 00:37:36,818 Welcome, to another night of Fight Club! 479 00:37:36,902 --> 00:37:41,657 The biggest underground fighting venue in the City of London. 480 00:37:41,823 --> 00:37:47,621 Where only the brave die young and the strong survive. 481 00:37:48,622 --> 00:37:50,371 So get ready to rumble, 482 00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:54,458 cause we've got another great match up for you tonight. 483 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,835 Who's Mr. Muscles? 484 00:37:55,837 --> 00:37:58,298 Tyson- Pitbull Terrier. 485 00:37:58,381 --> 00:38:01,677 Used to be a champion fighting dog- till he was impounded. 486 00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:05,639 Rule Six: Never cross Tyson. 487 00:38:07,390 --> 00:38:10,474 On tonight's bill- in the red corner- 488 00:38:10,476 --> 00:38:13,689 it's Boxer the Boxer! 489 00:38:18,443 --> 00:38:23,198 And he is up against Rebel, the Doberman cross! 490 00:38:25,575 --> 00:38:30,286 And I'm offering 2 to 1 on Boxer- no bets smaller than this. 491 00:38:30,288 --> 00:38:33,039 In here, we do what Tyson says. 492 00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,666 He's Top Dog. 493 00:38:34,668 --> 00:38:38,088 Hey Chief, when are you gonna come down and fight? 494 00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:40,006 Big dog like you. 495 00:38:42,508 --> 00:38:46,010 But first, the pre-match entertainment. 496 00:38:46,012 --> 00:38:51,476 Give it up- for the wondrous wanderer, Wanda! 497 00:38:55,105 --> 00:38:59,525 "I'm the type of girl that likes to roam around... 498 00:38:59,776 --> 00:39:04,613 I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town" 499 00:39:04,615 --> 00:39:06,908 Hi there big boy. 500 00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:15,041 "And when I find myself falling for some guy, 501 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:19,755 Yeah, I hop right into a car of mine and drive around the world. 502 00:39:19,838 --> 00:39:22,756 They call me the wanderer Yeah, 503 00:39:22,758 --> 00:39:25,842 the wanderer I roam around, 504 00:39:25,844 --> 00:39:28,138 around, around, around..." 505 00:39:28,221 --> 00:39:30,722 Forget it pal, she's Tyson's girl. 506 00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:32,558 Only coz she hasn't met me yet! 507 00:39:32,934 --> 00:39:34,934 "I kiss'em and I love'em 508 00:39:34,936 --> 00:39:37,937 cause to me they're all the same..." 509 00:39:37,939 --> 00:39:40,859 Except you big boy, that is... 510 00:39:45,697 --> 00:39:47,739 I hug'em and I squeeze 'em 511 00:39:47,741 --> 00:39:50,368 they don't even know my name... 512 00:39:52,788 --> 00:39:55,248 Rex- you're drooling. 513 00:39:58,710 --> 00:39:59,544 Stop it! 514 00:40:02,255 --> 00:40:05,676 Settle down doggies, the bets are in. 515 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:07,385 Good to go Boxer...? 516 00:40:07,969 --> 00:40:09,385 Rebel... ready? 517 00:40:09,387 --> 00:40:12,182 It's time to rumble! 518 00:40:17,395 --> 00:40:19,562 I can't watch this, it's... 519 00:40:19,564 --> 00:40:25,070 Horrible, it's just so horrible to think of what the foxes did to him. 520 00:40:25,361 --> 00:40:27,779 We need to give him a proper funeral. 521 00:40:27,781 --> 00:40:31,240 But, I'm afraid there is nothing left to bury, dear. 522 00:40:31,242 --> 00:40:34,287 Even so, I would do no less for you... Philip. 523 00:40:34,830 --> 00:40:38,208 Quite reassuring... indeed 524 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:42,293 I wonder, how did he get like this? 525 00:40:42,295 --> 00:40:45,423 Dunno. Shares a cage with a Chihuahua. 526 00:40:48,802 --> 00:40:50,178 You're awake early, Rex. 527 00:40:50,345 --> 00:40:53,221 Been up for hours, thinking about last night! 528 00:40:53,223 --> 00:40:56,140 Don't worry, lad, the fights ain't that bad. 529 00:40:56,142 --> 00:40:58,103 Not about the fight- 530 00:40:58,144 --> 00:41:00,729 about Wanda. She's hot! 531 00:41:00,731 --> 00:41:03,481 Want my advice, forget about her. 532 00:41:03,483 --> 00:41:07,487 Wish I could- but she's caught me hook, line and sinker. 533 00:41:07,738 --> 00:41:09,696 You don't stand a chance, mate! 534 00:41:09,698 --> 00:41:11,990 Au contraire mon ami- 535 00:41:11,992 --> 00:41:16,204 there's nothing a lady likes more than refined breeding. 536 00:41:16,287 --> 00:41:20,667 Breakfast! Okay everyone, Breakfast is served. 537 00:41:20,917 --> 00:41:22,753 Breakfast is ready. 538 00:41:30,844 --> 00:41:33,471 Don't look at me like that- I tried to tell him! 539 00:41:45,025 --> 00:41:47,360 I know... he is nuts. 540 00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:51,657 Miss Wanda, allow me to introduce myself. 541 00:41:51,740 --> 00:41:55,576 The name is Rex- Corgi of the most noble provenance. 542 00:41:55,661 --> 00:41:56,492 You what? 543 00:41:56,494 --> 00:41:58,411 Forgive my importunate manner. 544 00:41:58,413 --> 00:42:02,876 But I admit to being rather seduced by your exquisite canine charms. 545 00:42:03,001 --> 00:42:04,959 Why do I always get the nutter? 546 00:42:04,961 --> 00:42:08,004 Perhaps we could get formally acquainted over breakfast. 547 00:42:08,006 --> 00:42:09,966 I wouldn't touch that if I was you. 548 00:42:11,677 --> 00:42:13,968 Not exactly Michelin Star is it! 549 00:42:13,970 --> 00:42:16,807 But it's as good as we're likely to get in this dump. 550 00:42:18,058 --> 00:42:19,098 He is dead 551 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:22,226 If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl- you're done. 552 00:42:22,228 --> 00:42:23,188 Come, come my dear. 553 00:42:23,229 --> 00:42:24,688 He'll soon fall into line 554 00:42:24,690 --> 00:42:27,567 once he knows I'm the Queen's Top Dog! 555 00:42:27,609 --> 00:42:29,233 You really are crazy aren't you? 556 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:30,819 Only for you, my darling. 557 00:42:30,821 --> 00:42:34,447 Now sooner or later someone's going to rescue me from this flea pit and then 558 00:42:34,449 --> 00:42:36,242 I'll whisk you away... 559 00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:39,579 Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady. 560 00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:42,791 Nosey nose- out!... where was I? 561 00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:46,000 Ah yes- I'll whisk you away 562 00:42:46,002 --> 00:42:48,878 to a life of fine dining, velvet cushions 563 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:52,300 and men in powdered wigs proffering Royal Jelly for tea. 564 00:42:53,343 --> 00:42:54,926 I said tootle off beefcake 565 00:42:54,928 --> 00:42:57,013 or you'll get a severe tongue lashing! 566 00:42:57,388 --> 00:43:00,306 No... Tyson- don't hurt him- 567 00:43:00,308 --> 00:43:02,310 he's just a crazy little... 568 00:43:04,479 --> 00:43:07,858 He ain't no dog, he's a pussycat 569 00:43:16,032 --> 00:43:18,783 I told you not to get involved with strays, Rex. 570 00:43:18,785 --> 00:43:21,077 Especially if they're going out with Tyson. 571 00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:22,954 You all saw what happened, 572 00:43:22,956 --> 00:43:25,081 Wanda stood up for me. 573 00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:29,794 Well sort of, listen Rex. Forget about her. 574 00:43:29,796 --> 00:43:33,258 She is really hot but she will be nothing but trouble. 575 00:43:33,466 --> 00:43:37,053 What went wrong- I hit her with all my best lines?! 576 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:39,723 You need to walk it off, dude. 577 00:43:41,016 --> 00:43:43,266 If you ever decide to do that again, 578 00:43:43,268 --> 00:43:46,269 remember one thing: We don't know you- alright? 579 00:43:46,271 --> 00:43:47,731 Yes, I got it. 580 00:43:58,867 --> 00:44:01,077 Thanks- but I don't drink coffee! 581 00:44:02,495 --> 00:44:05,707 Rex: The Queen's Top Dog! 582 00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:07,668 He was telling the truth! 583 00:44:07,793 --> 00:44:08,960 Hey- you! 584 00:44:09,127 --> 00:44:11,672 We better go. Tyson is never far away. 585 00:44:12,047 --> 00:44:15,006 Best of luck Rex. Break a leg. 586 00:44:15,008 --> 00:44:16,592 Yeah, that's what I am afraid of. 587 00:44:16,677 --> 00:44:17,928 Beat it, losers! 588 00:44:18,386 --> 00:44:19,262 Not you... 589 00:44:19,971 --> 00:44:21,848 ...Your Highness. 590 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:22,931 Beg your pardon? 591 00:44:22,933 --> 00:44:24,515 Sorry about earlier. 592 00:44:24,517 --> 00:44:26,643 Tyson gets very jealous. 593 00:44:26,645 --> 00:44:28,519 He nearly broke my back. 594 00:44:28,521 --> 00:44:31,522 No! Where - here? 595 00:44:31,524 --> 00:44:32,691 Bit further down 596 00:44:32,693 --> 00:44:33,232 There? 597 00:44:33,234 --> 00:44:33,900 Hmm, Yeah 598 00:44:33,902 --> 00:44:35,401 What about there? 599 00:44:35,403 --> 00:44:37,028 Oh, that's the spot! 600 00:44:37,030 --> 00:44:40,200 You know I find you very attractive, Rex. 601 00:44:40,533 --> 00:44:42,786 You've got noble bearing. 602 00:44:43,036 --> 00:44:45,789 Strong... teeth. 603 00:44:46,456 --> 00:44:47,664 Fluffy belly. 604 00:44:47,666 --> 00:44:49,624 I try to look after myself. 605 00:44:49,626 --> 00:44:52,669 The kind of dog, a girl would stray for. 606 00:44:52,671 --> 00:44:53,338 Really? 607 00:44:54,172 --> 00:44:55,548 Isn't it obvious- 608 00:44:55,716 --> 00:44:58,800 I've been crazy about you since I first saw you! 609 00:44:58,802 --> 00:44:59,926 At the fight club? 610 00:44:59,928 --> 00:45:02,388 That's it! You were sitting on the right. 611 00:45:02,513 --> 00:45:03,054 The left. 612 00:45:03,056 --> 00:45:05,433 Right, your left. 613 00:45:05,851 --> 00:45:07,686 I couldn't take my eyes off you. 614 00:45:07,894 --> 00:45:10,561 You're the dog of my dreams, Rex. 615 00:45:10,563 --> 00:45:14,190 Now you've walked into my life and turned it upside down. 616 00:45:14,192 --> 00:45:16,943 You did that to me, Wanda. Literally. 617 00:45:16,945 --> 00:45:20,071 Is that offer of Buckingham Palace still available? 618 00:45:20,073 --> 00:45:23,118 For you Wanda, anything! Ooooh! 619 00:45:23,493 --> 00:45:26,786 You've made me so happy- I want to tell the world! 620 00:45:26,788 --> 00:45:30,000 I wish you wouldn't- you know what Tyson's like. 621 00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,127 Rex? Rex. 622 00:45:33,044 --> 00:45:34,087 Hit it fellas! 623 00:45:35,881 --> 00:45:40,551 "And they called it- Puppy Looooove! 624 00:45:41,011 --> 00:45:45,181 Oh I guess they'll never knooowww... 625 00:45:46,224 --> 00:45:47,849 What if Tyson sees us? 626 00:45:47,851 --> 00:45:53,649 How a young heart really feels" 627 00:45:53,732 --> 00:45:55,649 Care to dance, my Lady!? 628 00:45:55,651 --> 00:45:57,443 I'd prefer not to... 629 00:45:58,028 --> 00:46:03,366 "How a young heart really feels 630 00:46:04,492 --> 00:46:08,413 And why I love her so." 631 00:46:08,496 --> 00:46:11,831 Oh Wanda, we were destined to be together. 632 00:46:11,833 --> 00:46:12,581 Really? 633 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:18,256 And they call it puppy love, 634 00:46:18,882 --> 00:46:23,219 just because we're in our teens. 635 00:46:23,303 --> 00:46:26,638 Would you prefer the wedding at St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey? 636 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,224 Arrrgh! I told you to keep away from me girl! 637 00:46:30,226 --> 00:46:33,855 I say- back off. I'm not quite done here. 638 00:46:34,314 --> 00:46:40,445 "Someone help me, help me, help me please 639 00:46:40,696 --> 00:46:44,616 This is not a puppy love" 640 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,742 Not... a... puppy love. 641 00:46:47,744 --> 00:46:55,669 This is not a... ouch... a puppy loooove. 642 00:47:02,258 --> 00:47:08,056 Fool. You just signed yourself up for fight club! 643 00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:25,365 Dear Rexy, gone forever. 644 00:47:25,866 --> 00:47:27,743 Oh, cheer up old girl. 645 00:47:27,951 --> 00:47:29,870 He was only a bloody bow-wow. 646 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,997 Do shut up, Philip. 647 00:47:48,639 --> 00:47:51,599 You're upset too, aren't you, Charlie? 648 00:47:56,647 --> 00:48:00,233 How would you like to be my new top dog? 649 00:48:08,116 --> 00:48:10,199 Where exactly are you taking me? 650 00:48:10,201 --> 00:48:11,325 To the laundry room 651 00:48:11,327 --> 00:48:13,579 so boxer does not take you to the cleaner. 652 00:48:16,041 --> 00:48:17,040 What do you mean? 653 00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:19,460 It means you gotta go learn the basics. 654 00:48:19,628 --> 00:48:21,127 You'll need all the help you can get. 655 00:48:21,129 --> 00:48:25,423 Butch's record? 76 Bouts- 75 knock outs. 656 00:48:25,425 --> 00:48:28,217 Well, e better get ready for his 76th 657 00:48:28,219 --> 00:48:31,763 They didn't knock him out- he knocked them out. 658 00:48:31,765 --> 00:48:33,347 He just suffered one defeat. 659 00:48:33,349 --> 00:48:37,518 Oh alright then, so I still have a chance. 660 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,979 He lost against Tyson. 661 00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:41,731 Oh, he's going to kill me! 662 00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:43,608 You might get away with alight maiming. 663 00:48:43,610 --> 00:48:47,906 You got to take a chill pill man, ease it down. 664 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,407 Perhaps I can be of some assistance. 665 00:48:51,409 --> 00:48:54,412 I used to do all my own stunts when I was younger. 666 00:48:54,621 --> 00:48:57,371 You need to learn how to roll with the punches. 667 00:48:57,373 --> 00:49:00,961 Pick your opening and strike like a coiled cobra! 668 00:49:01,127 --> 00:49:03,964 Besides, do you remember the old movie, Rocky! 669 00:49:04,047 --> 00:49:06,382 The underdog won in the end! 670 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,382 Rocky lost, Bernard. 671 00:49:08,384 --> 00:49:10,846 Euh, Rocky II? 672 00:49:11,221 --> 00:49:12,595 Consider yourself lucky, 673 00:49:12,597 --> 00:49:14,390 you've got the best coaching team around. 674 00:49:14,683 --> 00:49:15,932 I just want to survive. 675 00:49:15,934 --> 00:49:18,810 Okay, lets start with the basic fitness routine. 676 00:49:18,812 --> 00:49:20,772 Jump in and show me you can run. 677 00:50:45,691 --> 00:50:47,732 This is not going to work. 678 00:50:47,734 --> 00:50:50,819 What if I gave him some acting lesson on how to play dead. 679 00:50:50,821 --> 00:50:53,406 We're gonna need a real plan B, Bernard. 680 00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:54,741 Follow me. 681 00:50:55,701 --> 00:50:58,451 You better study carefully the layout of this place. 682 00:50:58,453 --> 00:51:00,078 Boxer is quite heavy. 683 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,496 Like Bernard said. Pick your opening. 684 00:51:02,498 --> 00:51:03,206 And? 685 00:51:03,208 --> 00:51:05,376 Run and hide. 686 00:51:14,678 --> 00:51:17,220 Time for... Fight Club! 687 00:51:17,222 --> 00:51:18,640 Wait, wait... Stop it right there! 688 00:51:18,682 --> 00:51:22,016 As the Queen's Corgi- I command you not to open that door! 689 00:51:22,018 --> 00:51:24,853 It's already open, what's wrong with you? 690 00:51:24,855 --> 00:51:27,691 Oh let him be, I'll take it from. 691 00:51:27,774 --> 00:51:30,316 He's got stage fright. Come on Rex, 692 00:51:30,318 --> 00:51:33,402 I can't bear the sight of blue blood! 693 00:51:33,404 --> 00:51:36,032 Don't worry, it will be over before you know it. 694 00:51:36,491 --> 00:51:38,700 Be strong Rex, I believe in you. 695 00:51:38,702 --> 00:51:39,786 Thanks Wanda. 696 00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:48,126 Well well, look who is here. 697 00:51:48,128 --> 00:51:51,295 I was starting to think you would be a no-show. 698 00:51:51,297 --> 00:51:57,428 Ladies and gentleman, please give a warm welcome to our royal champ. 699 00:52:04,936 --> 00:52:07,020 Today's bet 3 ct 1 700 00:52:07,022 --> 00:52:09,522 the corgi lasts under a minute. 701 00:52:09,524 --> 00:52:11,818 Go for it Rex, we're here for you. 702 00:52:13,361 --> 00:52:14,237 I am with you Rex. 703 00:52:16,823 --> 00:52:17,908 Thanks Boxer, 704 00:52:17,991 --> 00:52:20,493 but you don't have to fight tonight. 705 00:52:20,535 --> 00:52:21,244 Uh? 706 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:29,044 My friends... what do you say we change the odds to... 60 to 1. 707 00:52:29,252 --> 00:52:33,048 For your greatest pleasure and mine... 708 00:52:33,214 --> 00:52:37,135 I will destroy this pathetic puppy myself. 709 00:52:37,177 --> 00:52:38,551 Hey that was not the deal. 710 00:52:38,553 --> 00:52:41,387 Might we find a more civilized way to settle this? 711 00:52:41,389 --> 00:52:43,099 You're dead! 712 00:52:45,393 --> 00:52:48,061 Looks like we are about to lose another cell mate pal. 713 00:52:48,063 --> 00:52:50,857 In the red corner: ME! 714 00:52:52,483 --> 00:52:56,112 In the blue corner: My dinner! 715 00:52:56,529 --> 00:52:58,740 I'm too fluffy to die! 716 00:52:58,824 --> 00:53:00,156 Remmember the plan Rex. 717 00:53:00,158 --> 00:53:02,283 Get out of the way as fast as you can. 718 00:53:02,285 --> 00:53:04,452 This is going to be ugly. 719 00:53:04,454 --> 00:53:05,038 Got it! 720 00:53:07,415 --> 00:53:13,088 Well, well well, it looks like your boyfriend's bitten off more than he can chew. 721 00:53:13,129 --> 00:53:15,215 Oh come on Tyson, let him be! 722 00:53:16,967 --> 00:53:19,508 Lets have some fun- 723 00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:23,890 I'll make it nice and slow! 724 00:54:05,974 --> 00:54:06,933 Boxer... 725 00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:08,393 Ah, ah, yeah! 726 00:54:10,228 --> 00:54:12,230 Come on, shoot! SHOOOOT! 727 00:54:23,617 --> 00:54:27,035 You wouldn't harm a member of her Majesty's household would you? 728 00:54:27,037 --> 00:54:28,413 You would... 729 00:54:28,496 --> 00:54:31,792 Tyson's gone mad. I can't watch this! 730 00:54:38,381 --> 00:54:39,925 It's now or never! 731 00:54:40,634 --> 00:54:43,386 Yes, YES... Oh no... 732 00:54:43,762 --> 00:54:45,263 What...? 733 00:54:47,683 --> 00:54:50,310 You're gonna pay for that Wanda. 734 00:54:53,146 --> 00:54:55,229 Ah... What is going on out there? 735 00:54:55,231 --> 00:54:56,692 Get back in your cages. 736 00:54:58,234 --> 00:54:58,944 Boxer...? 737 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,990 You're dead Wanda! 738 00:55:08,745 --> 00:55:11,454 And stay in your cages! 739 00:55:11,456 --> 00:55:13,667 We've got a game to watch. 740 00:55:14,375 --> 00:55:16,377 Wanda? Are you OK. 741 00:55:17,087 --> 00:55:18,712 I am, for now. 742 00:55:18,714 --> 00:55:22,674 Thanks for saving my life, that was very brave. 743 00:55:22,676 --> 00:55:24,092 ...and very foolish. 744 00:55:24,094 --> 00:55:26,054 You two better find a way out of here. 745 00:55:26,096 --> 00:55:28,514 Your days are numbered. I'm telling you. 746 00:55:29,015 --> 00:55:30,765 Easier said than done. 747 00:55:30,767 --> 00:55:35,105 The way I see it, either you get picked up by a visitor, iffy odds, 748 00:55:35,396 --> 00:55:37,396 or you beg the Chihuahua to help you out. 749 00:55:37,398 --> 00:55:39,025 The Chihuahua? 750 00:55:39,234 --> 00:55:41,109 Don't even think about it 751 00:55:41,111 --> 00:55:42,360 Eavesdropping again? 752 00:55:42,362 --> 00:55:43,820 I heard it too... 753 00:55:43,822 --> 00:55:47,743 You said it first Jack: NEVER CROSS TYSON. 754 00:55:47,951 --> 00:55:51,494 Rule five for you. Numero uno for me! 755 00:55:51,496 --> 00:55:53,162 Oh, I'm worried, Rex. 756 00:55:53,164 --> 00:55:55,667 Lets just hope some visitor picks you up tomorrow. 757 00:55:56,209 --> 00:55:57,919 I'm staying, Jack. 758 00:55:58,128 --> 00:56:00,837 No need to put up a good stiff upper lip and all. 759 00:56:00,839 --> 00:56:04,340 You need to tuck your tail and get as far away from here as you can. 760 00:56:04,342 --> 00:56:06,261 No I don't. 761 00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:13,432 You can't keep running away from bullies like Tyson. 762 00:56:13,434 --> 00:56:16,102 And how do you propose we deal with him...? 763 00:56:16,104 --> 00:56:17,687 You have to face really, 764 00:56:17,689 --> 00:56:20,523 if it weren't for Wanda, you'd be history by now. 765 00:56:20,525 --> 00:56:22,861 But that's just the point. 766 00:56:23,153 --> 00:56:24,988 I couldn't have done it on my own. 767 00:56:25,196 --> 00:56:27,866 United we stand, divided we fall. 768 00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:31,745 Our real battle isn't with Tyson, it's fear. 769 00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:34,665 We conquer it, we set ourselves free. 770 00:56:35,123 --> 00:56:38,418 Together we can beat that tyrant. 771 00:56:39,169 --> 00:56:40,418 Bravo! 772 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:41,210 So you're in? 773 00:56:41,212 --> 00:56:43,963 Oh no, but that was a great speech! 774 00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:47,886 Fantastic performance. I'm quite moved. 775 00:56:48,011 --> 00:56:50,094 You've really touched me... tears and everything. 776 00:56:50,096 --> 00:56:54,140 Oh... you cry at the opening of a can of dog food, Bernard, 777 00:56:54,142 --> 00:56:58,438 besides, that perro loco is going to get us all killed for sure! 778 00:56:58,605 --> 00:57:01,817 I told you not to get involved with strays Rex. 779 00:57:03,026 --> 00:57:04,444 Some friend you are. 780 00:57:20,794 --> 00:57:23,338 Here we go. Viewing time! 781 00:57:26,424 --> 00:57:27,843 Over here, over here! 782 00:57:28,051 --> 00:57:30,136 Oh look, the corgi! 783 00:57:30,553 --> 00:57:32,637 Nooo, jack? 784 00:57:32,639 --> 00:57:35,141 Don't even mentioned it. That's what friends are for. 785 00:57:35,266 --> 00:57:36,515 I want that one mommy. 786 00:57:36,517 --> 00:57:38,434 Are you sure sweetie? 787 00:57:38,436 --> 00:57:40,228 Don't you want to look around first? 788 00:57:40,230 --> 00:57:41,940 No mommy, please! 789 00:57:42,816 --> 00:57:44,941 You got yourself a nice dog. 790 00:57:44,943 --> 00:57:47,235 No, wait. I don't want to go. 791 00:57:47,237 --> 00:57:50,156 Ooooh, Some dogs get all the luck 792 00:57:50,657 --> 00:57:51,405 Rex? 793 00:57:51,407 --> 00:57:52,657 Don't worry Wanda! 794 00:57:52,659 --> 00:57:55,994 I'll come back and save you! I promise. 795 00:57:55,996 --> 00:57:57,038 Rex! 796 00:57:59,124 --> 00:58:00,665 Do you want a hand dear? 797 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:01,791 No, Mummy! 798 00:58:01,793 --> 00:58:04,295 He is mine and I get to carry him! 799 00:58:08,508 --> 00:58:10,010 Hey, no come back. 800 00:58:19,185 --> 00:58:20,353 I want another one! 801 00:58:21,312 --> 00:58:23,980 Alright everyone, to the yard... 802 00:58:23,982 --> 00:58:25,984 You need some Fresh air. 803 00:58:32,407 --> 00:58:35,493 Wanda! Over here, now. 804 00:58:35,619 --> 00:58:38,163 We've got a score to settle. 805 00:58:38,622 --> 00:58:42,834 Oh, he is going to destroy her, we have to do something. 806 00:58:43,001 --> 00:58:45,627 Forget it guys. This one's out of our hands. 807 00:58:45,629 --> 00:58:49,047 Jack's right, we better stay out of it. 808 00:58:49,049 --> 00:58:51,217 There's no stopping Tyson when he is mad. 809 00:58:57,182 --> 00:59:00,393 Why did you betray me for that pathetic Corgi? 810 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,061 Maybe because I'm a sucker for a dog with breeding. 811 00:59:03,063 --> 00:59:07,025 You're gonna regret your expensive tastes. 812 00:59:24,584 --> 00:59:25,126 Rex! 813 00:59:26,294 --> 00:59:29,253 What are you doing here? Are you nuts? 814 00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:34,425 Ahh- he's come back for his girl- how sweet. 815 00:59:34,427 --> 00:59:36,260 No, I've come back for you, Tyson 816 00:59:36,262 --> 00:59:38,346 You're not a leader- you're a bully. 817 00:59:38,348 --> 00:59:41,182 You don't earn respect, you just instill fear. 818 00:59:41,184 --> 00:59:44,771 And you... you've just earned the right to a good beating. 819 00:59:47,107 --> 00:59:47,440 Rex. 820 00:59:51,527 --> 00:59:53,361 Is that all you've got? 821 00:59:53,363 --> 00:59:55,780 We're in no rush here, are we? 822 00:59:55,782 --> 00:59:59,745 I'm going to show you who's the boss around here, you little wimp. 823 00:59:59,870 --> 01:00:03,456 You actually thought someone would want to follow a loser like you? 824 01:00:03,581 --> 01:00:06,290 Who would ever be crazy enough to do that? 825 01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:07,166 I would. 826 01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:10,421 Yeah, well, I'll deal with you later. 827 01:00:10,505 --> 01:00:12,090 Anyone else? 828 01:00:12,966 --> 01:00:15,218 Me... seriously? 829 01:00:15,385 --> 01:00:17,595 What have I got to do with this? 830 01:00:19,139 --> 01:00:20,722 Damn it, alright, 831 01:00:20,724 --> 01:00:23,557 as the saying goes: United We Stand. 832 01:00:23,559 --> 01:00:25,059 I second that. 833 01:00:25,061 --> 01:00:28,189 And for dramatic accent, you're damn right! 834 01:00:28,690 --> 01:00:30,566 Just, go easy on the face. 835 01:00:30,692 --> 01:00:33,654 You have anger management issues. 836 01:00:33,695 --> 01:00:35,779 Anyone else got something to say? 837 01:00:35,781 --> 01:00:38,033 I'll take the lot of you on! 838 01:00:38,742 --> 01:00:39,490 Hep, hey! 839 01:00:39,492 --> 01:00:41,787 Oh that's magical that is. 840 01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,245 The biggest sissy in here. 841 01:00:44,247 --> 01:00:46,164 Sort him out, Boxer! 842 01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:48,416 Euh... You're on your own, Tyson. 843 01:00:48,418 --> 01:00:52,047 Alright, I'll do it myself! 844 01:00:52,088 --> 01:00:55,048 I'm going to enjoy this. 845 01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:57,425 Bring it on Tyson. 846 01:00:57,427 --> 01:00:59,177 - Whoah... - He can talk!? 847 01:00:59,179 --> 01:01:01,682 Come on big guy, lets see what you got, now! 848 01:01:11,650 --> 01:01:13,066 Yeah. 849 01:01:13,068 --> 01:01:14,695 Oh... Yes. 850 01:01:17,197 --> 01:01:20,824 Whoaw. What's going on out here? 851 01:01:20,826 --> 01:01:22,160 We better go! 852 01:01:23,203 --> 01:01:25,620 Remmember what I said about setting ourselves free. 853 01:01:25,622 --> 01:01:26,996 Here we go again... 854 01:01:26,998 --> 01:01:28,331 No more speeches. 855 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:31,502 I actually found a way out of here. Lets go. 856 01:01:32,337 --> 01:01:36,257 You know REX, I don't want to be back on the streets. 857 01:01:36,591 --> 01:01:37,133 Chief? 858 01:01:37,217 --> 01:01:39,342 It's not so bad in here. 859 01:01:39,344 --> 01:01:42,180 With Tyson out, this place is going to be cool. 860 01:01:42,347 --> 01:01:44,515 It's very cold outside. 861 01:01:44,641 --> 01:01:48,019 Believe it or not, I hate winters. Brrrr... 862 01:01:48,353 --> 01:01:49,352 Wanda? 863 01:01:49,354 --> 01:01:51,147 Never thought you'd ask 864 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:52,482 Thanks everyone. 865 01:02:00,531 --> 01:02:02,073 Can You believe this Charlie? 866 01:02:02,075 --> 01:02:06,329 Rex is barely gone and they're already eliminating all traces of him. 867 01:02:06,705 --> 01:02:08,204 Like he was never here. 868 01:02:08,206 --> 01:02:09,706 You better lay low Nelson 869 01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:11,835 or they might put you away too. 870 01:02:12,085 --> 01:02:14,543 You're quite an old relic you know. 871 01:02:14,545 --> 01:02:16,422 How dare you? 872 01:02:29,227 --> 01:02:31,479 Here we are! Home, sweet home! 873 01:02:31,813 --> 01:02:33,815 After you, M'Lady. 874 01:02:34,565 --> 01:02:36,065 What have we got 'ere, Sarge? 875 01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:38,652 Looks like a mongrel and a stray Corgi. 876 01:02:38,654 --> 01:02:40,321 Think they belong in the Palace. 877 01:02:42,323 --> 01:02:46,034 Sorry you two, Your type ain't welcome here. Now out you go! 878 01:02:46,036 --> 01:02:48,538 Wait my good man. I can explain... 879 01:02:48,579 --> 01:02:51,790 You see, I'm the Queen's Corgi- and this is my... ooooh! 880 01:02:51,792 --> 01:02:52,918 Now scram! 881 01:02:55,461 --> 01:02:57,879 Looks like they didn't recognize you. What now? 882 01:02:57,881 --> 01:03:00,508 We'll sneak back in. I know a way. 883 01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:05,681 Hold on now! I know there was a hole in this wall, right here! 884 01:03:05,764 --> 01:03:07,596 That's how we escaped. 885 01:03:07,598 --> 01:03:09,933 Well it's gone. So what do we do? 886 01:03:09,935 --> 01:03:11,810 I don't know any other way in. 887 01:03:11,812 --> 01:03:13,563 I've got an idea. 888 01:03:28,745 --> 01:03:31,414 Wanda. I can't keep up. 889 01:03:31,539 --> 01:03:34,042 You are running too fast for me. 890 01:03:34,292 --> 01:03:37,418 Right then. Wait for me here. I won't be too long. 891 01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:39,422 But where are you... 892 01:03:45,929 --> 01:03:48,598 What? I'm dead...? 893 01:03:53,604 --> 01:03:56,395 Come on Charlie, the Queen is waiting. 894 01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:59,190 It's your coronation for goodness sake. 895 01:03:59,192 --> 01:04:00,859 You don't want to be late 896 01:04:00,861 --> 01:04:02,568 Hush you old fool. 897 01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:07,826 Once I'm the new Top Dog, there will be some changes around here. 898 01:04:07,868 --> 01:04:12,497 First, I shall levy a 50% dinner tax. 899 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:18,419 I say, don't you think that's a bit stiff? 900 01:04:20,631 --> 01:04:26,511 Secondly, I wish to be referred to at all times as 'My Lord', 901 01:04:26,552 --> 01:04:32,225 except on informal occasions when you may call me, 'My Liege'. 902 01:04:32,851 --> 01:04:35,395 Yes... My Liege- Lord 903 01:04:35,771 --> 01:04:38,146 Thirdly, when I pass by, 904 01:04:38,148 --> 01:04:40,566 I require you to avert your eyes. 905 01:04:41,026 --> 01:04:44,362 Not too much, sort of like this... 906 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,992 Do I make myself clear! 907 01:04:49,618 --> 01:04:50,700 Yes, my Lord, Liege. 908 01:04:50,702 --> 01:04:52,996 I did not quite hear that! 909 01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:56,205 Yes, my liege, lord. 910 01:04:56,207 --> 01:04:57,206 Yes, my Lord, Liege. 911 01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:01,296 Very well then. In that case, you may be excused 912 01:05:01,504 --> 01:05:04,841 while I prepare myself for the coronation. 913 01:05:05,216 --> 01:05:07,050 Charlie's mad as a hatter! 914 01:05:07,052 --> 01:05:09,595 Makes one miss dear old Rex. 915 01:05:11,056 --> 01:05:11,723 Rex! 916 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:12,974 Wanda! 917 01:05:13,266 --> 01:05:15,224 Rex, I've got a surprise for you... 918 01:05:15,226 --> 01:05:18,897 Wait... I have some big news to share. It seems... 919 01:05:19,439 --> 01:05:20,440 I'm dead! 920 01:05:22,025 --> 01:05:23,524 What are you talking about? 921 01:05:23,526 --> 01:05:26,069 See right there, my own funeral 922 01:05:26,071 --> 01:05:27,946 Oh, Is that the Queen? 923 01:05:27,948 --> 01:05:30,448 Yes and the cross below it's me. 924 01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:32,911 That would explain why nobody came looking for you 925 01:05:32,994 --> 01:05:35,745 Precisely! Charlie had the whole thing figured out 926 01:05:35,747 --> 01:05:38,039 and now he's going to become Top Dog! 927 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:39,332 Oh no, he's not. 928 01:05:39,334 --> 01:05:40,166 He isn't? 929 01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:41,628 Not if we can help it! 930 01:05:41,753 --> 01:05:42,253 We... 931 01:05:42,462 --> 01:05:43,129 Hi kid! 932 01:05:43,296 --> 01:05:44,295 Surprise! 933 01:05:44,297 --> 01:05:45,004 Jack... 934 01:05:45,006 --> 01:05:48,091 Rule seven: Wanda does not take no for an answer. 935 01:05:48,093 --> 01:05:49,217 United.. 936 01:05:49,219 --> 01:05:50,384 We... 937 01:05:50,386 --> 01:05:51,012 Stand! 938 01:05:51,137 --> 01:05:54,182 Great to see you guys. 939 01:05:54,390 --> 01:05:57,350 How exactly did you manage to get them out of the pound? 940 01:05:57,352 --> 01:05:58,893 You don't wanna know. 941 01:05:58,895 --> 01:05:59,769 Maybe not. 942 01:05:59,771 --> 01:06:01,688 But, I like the way you think. 943 01:06:01,690 --> 01:06:05,819 Lets move out. Bernard has a great idea to get us into the palace. 944 01:06:11,742 --> 01:06:13,867 Where is that blasted dog? 945 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:16,246 Hurry him along a little, will you? 946 01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:30,051 Lets go guys. 947 01:06:34,014 --> 01:06:35,015 Stop them! 948 01:06:38,018 --> 01:06:39,645 Whoaw... get them... 949 01:06:53,742 --> 01:06:55,950 Who's the Queen's Top Dog? 950 01:06:55,952 --> 01:06:58,286 That would be me... Charlie. 951 01:06:58,288 --> 01:07:00,705 It appears I have arrived right on time 952 01:07:00,707 --> 01:07:03,166 to prevent the Queen from making a very bad mistake. 953 01:07:03,168 --> 01:07:04,250 You're alive! 954 01:07:04,252 --> 01:07:05,835 How could you betray me? 955 01:07:05,837 --> 01:07:08,046 You were my best friend, Charlie. 956 01:07:08,048 --> 01:07:10,882 Wow wow wow, of course we are friends, Rex.. 957 01:07:10,884 --> 01:07:13,342 No we are not, you push me off the bridge. 958 01:07:13,344 --> 01:07:16,014 How absurd. You slipped and fell. 959 01:07:16,181 --> 01:07:17,057 Really? 960 01:07:18,016 --> 01:07:19,685 Charlie, meet Wanda. 961 01:07:19,768 --> 01:07:21,812 Charmed, I'm sure 962 01:07:23,647 --> 01:07:26,024 I'll show you there was no foul play. 963 01:07:26,149 --> 01:07:27,859 The proof is in the closet. 964 01:07:28,526 --> 01:07:29,527 What proof? 965 01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:31,905 I know what happened Charlie. 966 01:07:32,197 --> 01:07:34,197 I was there, remember? 967 01:07:34,199 --> 01:07:36,993 Just open the door, you'll see. 968 01:07:37,327 --> 01:07:37,953 I'll do it. 969 01:07:38,829 --> 01:07:40,831 No Wanda, this could be a trick. 970 01:07:47,629 --> 01:07:48,714 Game over Rex. 971 01:07:52,718 --> 01:07:57,013 You survived the ice, show me how you deal with fire! 972 01:07:57,681 --> 01:08:02,811 Ah, now forgive me, I've got a Golden Collar to receive. Ta-ra! 973 01:08:15,281 --> 01:08:17,406 Oh. There you are, 974 01:08:17,408 --> 01:08:20,411 come this way, you're expected! 975 01:08:33,341 --> 01:08:36,843 Wanda give us some help here. 976 01:08:36,845 --> 01:08:37,846 Wanda...? 977 01:08:40,473 --> 01:08:42,142 Wanda where are you? 978 01:08:44,269 --> 01:08:45,771 Waaaanda. 979 01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:51,777 Wanda! 980 01:09:34,152 --> 01:09:39,032 Coughing, aaah, what's happening... Rex? 981 01:09:39,074 --> 01:09:42,241 Don't move. I'm getting you out of here. 982 01:09:42,243 --> 01:09:43,662 What about you. 983 01:09:43,912 --> 01:09:45,328 It's too heavy for two. 984 01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:47,165 Noooo. I don't want to leave you 985 01:09:47,999 --> 01:09:49,793 Farewell... Wanda. 986 01:10:38,091 --> 01:10:42,595 Following the passing of my dear, dear, Rexy 987 01:10:53,356 --> 01:10:56,610 Hmmm, perhaps, I should have taken a little nap earlier. 988 01:11:08,204 --> 01:11:10,705 It is beholden upon me, 989 01:11:10,707 --> 01:11:15,420 to bequeath the Golden Collar to his best friend... 990 01:11:16,296 --> 01:11:18,298 Where is the gold collar? 991 01:11:28,266 --> 01:11:30,101 Eh, what a circus. 992 01:11:37,818 --> 01:11:39,150 Hey! Guys! 993 01:11:39,152 --> 01:11:40,153 Wanda? 994 01:11:40,654 --> 01:11:41,945 Up here! 995 01:11:41,947 --> 01:11:45,031 Wow, I didn't know she could fly? 996 01:11:45,033 --> 01:11:46,658 What are you doing up there? 997 01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:48,367 Trying to save Rex! 998 01:11:48,369 --> 01:11:49,621 What did she say? 999 01:11:51,915 --> 01:11:53,083 Catch her! 1000 01:11:57,629 --> 01:11:59,172 I got her, I got her! 1001 01:11:59,673 --> 01:12:01,549 Hey! Where'd she go! 1002 01:12:01,675 --> 01:12:02,425 Hello!? 1003 01:12:02,843 --> 01:12:04,592 She vanished right into thin air! 1004 01:12:04,594 --> 01:12:07,345 Whoa... That was pretty cool. 1005 01:12:07,347 --> 01:12:08,930 Enough fooling around. 1006 01:12:08,932 --> 01:12:11,977 If we don't get in there, Rex will be burned to a crisp! 1007 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,894 Dudes, we gotta save Rex! 1008 01:12:14,896 --> 01:12:16,229 I once played a scene 1009 01:12:16,231 --> 01:12:19,023 where I rushed into a burning building. 1010 01:12:19,025 --> 01:12:20,318 Run! 1011 01:12:28,243 --> 01:12:28,910 Help me! 1012 01:12:30,787 --> 01:12:33,373 I'll get this. Move out of the way, aaargh! 1013 01:12:35,416 --> 01:12:36,916 I can't see a thing! 1014 01:12:36,918 --> 01:12:38,126 Me neither! 1015 01:12:38,128 --> 01:12:38,879 REX! 1016 01:12:39,838 --> 01:12:41,798 Rex? Wanda!! 1017 01:12:47,721 --> 01:12:50,471 Guys! We need to put out this fire now! 1018 01:12:50,473 --> 01:12:53,099 Jack. You and Chief get the hose at the end of the hall. 1019 01:12:53,101 --> 01:12:54,183 Okay, got it. 1020 01:12:54,185 --> 01:12:56,229 AI, Bernard, come with me. 1021 01:12:57,355 --> 01:12:58,356 Oh dear. 1022 01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:01,608 How we gonna get the hose out? 1023 01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:03,069 I've got this. 1024 01:13:09,701 --> 01:13:11,286 Nice work, CHIEF! 1025 01:13:18,459 --> 01:13:20,627 Yes, that's it. Perfect. 1026 01:13:20,629 --> 01:13:22,005 Hold it tight. 1027 01:13:22,422 --> 01:13:25,884 Whoa... I need help here! 1028 01:13:27,969 --> 01:13:28,762 I got it, I got it. 1029 01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:42,275 Whoaw, easy does it. 1030 01:13:48,323 --> 01:13:49,908 I think I've got the hang of this. 1031 01:13:51,367 --> 01:13:53,536 Let a woman show you how it's done. 1032 01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:01,250 What are you waiting for. 1033 01:14:01,252 --> 01:14:02,295 Coming! 1034 01:14:43,211 --> 01:14:44,713 Does anyone see Rex? 1035 01:14:45,839 --> 01:14:48,006 Oh, look at this place, 1036 01:14:48,008 --> 01:14:50,510 there is no way he made it... 1037 01:14:52,303 --> 01:14:53,263 Rex! 1038 01:15:01,562 --> 01:15:02,856 He is nowhere in sight. 1039 01:15:03,064 --> 01:15:04,107 Rex... 1040 01:15:05,984 --> 01:15:07,027 Rex... 1041 01:15:11,281 --> 01:15:12,448 I heard something! 1042 01:15:13,074 --> 01:15:14,325 What, what was that? 1043 01:15:14,785 --> 01:15:16,327 Up here. 1044 01:15:17,162 --> 01:15:18,789 It's Rex! Rex! 1045 01:15:19,414 --> 01:15:21,122 Wanda. 1046 01:15:21,124 --> 01:15:22,626 He is in chimney. 1047 01:15:23,418 --> 01:15:26,377 Hey... come down, what are you waiting for? 1048 01:15:26,379 --> 01:15:27,588 I am stuck. 1049 01:15:28,589 --> 01:15:30,008 What are you doing? 1050 01:15:32,343 --> 01:15:34,179 Oh... how sweet 1051 01:15:34,971 --> 01:15:39,309 Wait... You guys deal with this situation. I'll be right back! 1052 01:15:39,601 --> 01:15:41,603 I've got something to take care of. 1053 01:15:42,854 --> 01:15:47,231 And so, on this most wonderful coronation day, 1054 01:15:47,233 --> 01:15:51,071 we mark a new chapter, a new beginning... 1055 01:15:52,072 --> 01:15:52,698 Hey! 1056 01:15:52,948 --> 01:15:56,074 My goodness. What in the world is going on here? 1057 01:15:56,076 --> 01:15:58,369 Give me my gold collar back! 1058 01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:05,585 Come back, stop it, give me that back, grab him... 1059 01:16:08,672 --> 01:16:11,424 Come on Bernard. Push, higher. 1060 01:16:16,262 --> 01:16:18,930 Oh oh, ouch, that hurts. 1061 01:16:18,932 --> 01:16:20,139 But at least we've got you back. 1062 01:16:20,141 --> 01:16:21,476 I have your collar. 1063 01:16:21,852 --> 01:16:22,769 Wanda. 1064 01:16:26,064 --> 01:16:30,483 Well look at this sorry bunch of wannabees. 1065 01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:34,028 Oh, I can see you trashed this room pretty good. 1066 01:16:34,030 --> 01:16:34,738 Us? 1067 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:36,698 Rex! You're back! 1068 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:39,993 Guys! It's so great to see you. 1069 01:16:39,995 --> 01:16:41,911 What exactly is going on here, Charlie? 1070 01:16:41,913 --> 01:16:45,373 Seems Charlie here wants to be top dog so bad, 1071 01:16:45,375 --> 01:16:47,834 he'd risk burning down the whole palace for it? 1072 01:16:47,836 --> 01:16:49,460 You did this, Charlie!? 1073 01:16:49,462 --> 01:16:50,672 This is our home. 1074 01:16:50,881 --> 01:16:52,841 Stay out of it you two. 1075 01:16:53,133 --> 01:16:57,051 I'm going to settle this once and for all. 1076 01:16:57,053 --> 01:17:00,098 Then you're a lot dumber than you look, mate. 1077 01:17:00,140 --> 01:17:03,141 You hoped I would drown when you pushed me off that bridge. 1078 01:17:03,143 --> 01:17:03,975 True. 1079 01:17:03,977 --> 01:17:06,936 Or maybe you thought I'd end up in some gutter, 1080 01:17:06,938 --> 01:17:08,730 homeless and unwanted. 1081 01:17:08,732 --> 01:17:11,775 Hmmm! No. I did think you'd drown. 1082 01:17:11,777 --> 01:17:14,944 We could always make them arrangements for you, you know. 1083 01:17:14,946 --> 01:17:16,738 lam with you there, Chief. 1084 01:17:16,740 --> 01:17:19,532 In any event, I'm about to be top dog 1085 01:17:19,534 --> 01:17:23,662 and my word is golden. Soto speak. 1086 01:17:23,664 --> 01:17:26,205 No you're not, Charlie. 1087 01:17:26,207 --> 01:17:31,377 I say, once top dog, always top dog. 1088 01:17:31,379 --> 01:17:34,257 Why should he be the Queen's top Corgi? 1089 01:17:34,424 --> 01:17:37,133 I've served her Majesty well, 1090 01:17:37,135 --> 01:17:40,344 and I have seniority! I'm entitled! 1091 01:17:40,346 --> 01:17:42,471 Enough of your blabbering. 1092 01:17:42,473 --> 01:17:44,893 You tried and you failed. 1093 01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:48,853 No, Wanda. 1094 01:17:48,855 --> 01:17:51,482 But, I thought this is what you wanted...? 1095 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:53,443 I don't understand. 1096 01:17:53,819 --> 01:17:56,569 All you've ever talked about was being Top Dog. 1097 01:17:56,571 --> 01:17:57,864 Not any more. 1098 01:17:58,198 --> 01:18:01,326 If Charlie wants it that bad, let him have it. 1099 01:18:01,827 --> 01:18:05,288 All I care about is being your Top Dog. 1100 01:18:05,496 --> 01:18:07,373 You're top of my list. 1101 01:18:07,791 --> 01:18:10,124 I do like a great love scene 1102 01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:12,545 That's what I call a real class act 1103 01:18:12,713 --> 01:18:15,964 You don't mean this... do you? 1104 01:18:15,966 --> 01:18:16,842 I do! 1105 01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:26,184 Oh my goodness, what in the world happened here... 1106 01:18:31,272 --> 01:18:34,816 Oh Rex!! You're alive! 1107 01:18:34,818 --> 01:18:37,613 It's all been a terrible mistake. 1108 01:18:37,738 --> 01:18:39,698 We thought the fox had... 1109 01:18:40,657 --> 01:18:43,702 I missed you so very much. 1110 01:18:44,410 --> 01:18:48,999 Oh dear, this room is going to need some freshening up 1111 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,298 Oh... Rex... 1112 01:18:57,507 --> 01:19:01,219 So, that's where you've been... looking for love. 1113 01:19:01,594 --> 01:19:03,805 You've got good taste, Rexy! 1114 01:19:04,055 --> 01:19:07,267 Love moves us all in mysterious ways... 1115 01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:08,810 isn't that right Phillip? 1116 01:19:08,894 --> 01:19:10,020 What? 1117 01:19:10,186 --> 01:19:14,149 Oh, yes! Very mysterious indeed. 1118 01:19:16,317 --> 01:19:18,693 Shall I call the guards to get rid of all these dogs? 1119 01:19:18,695 --> 01:19:20,444 That won't be necessary. 1120 01:19:20,446 --> 01:19:23,156 It's high time we had some new blood in the palace. 1121 01:19:23,158 --> 01:19:26,492 Seriously? You mean the whole lot? 1122 01:19:26,494 --> 01:19:28,787 Why not, this is a big place. 1123 01:19:28,789 --> 01:19:31,706 I thought you had eyes only for Corgis... 1124 01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:33,917 One is never too old to change 1125 01:19:33,919 --> 01:19:38,046 If you say so. But, who is going to be the top dog then? 1126 01:19:38,048 --> 01:19:43,051 Well, it's pretty obvious to me that Rexy has already made that call. 1127 01:19:43,053 --> 01:19:48,642 After all, love and Royal duties can make for difficult bedfellows. 1128 01:19:48,892 --> 01:19:51,893 It worked rather well for us, didn't it dear.. 1129 01:19:51,895 --> 01:19:55,148 Yes, my dear, we are old school. 1130 01:19:55,941 --> 01:19:57,941 Well come along then. 1131 01:19:57,943 --> 01:20:00,570 The lot of you could use a bit of freshening up! 1132 01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:04,157 Afterwards we shall have a wonderful dinner 1133 01:20:04,490 --> 01:20:08,995 Ah ah, dudes! We're gonna live in a palace! 1134 01:20:09,162 --> 01:20:10,829 This is so exciting. 1135 01:20:10,831 --> 01:20:13,834 That's what you'd call a happy ending right, Bernard...? 1136 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,919 So, you are going to let Charlie of the hook, just like that. 1137 01:20:17,921 --> 01:20:20,090 Oh, he is not off the hook. 1138 01:20:20,173 --> 01:20:25,095 He has no idea what he got himself into, believe me. 1139 01:20:38,149 --> 01:20:40,108 After you Milady 1140 01:20:40,110 --> 01:20:41,319 Oh, Rex. 1141 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,918 Charlie, just keep in mind 1142 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:03,383 that being top dog means you'll have a huge set of responsibilities. 1143 01:21:05,510 --> 01:21:06,843 Oooooh! 1144 01:21:06,845 --> 01:21:09,012 Oh. No, this is not happening. 1145 01:21:09,014 --> 01:21:10,972 I want to abdicate! Yes, abdicate. 1146 01:21:10,974 --> 01:21:14,809 I am not cut out to be top dog... Please 1147 01:21:14,811 --> 01:21:17,355 That's what you get when you're top dog! 1148 01:21:29,462 --> 01:21:34,467 OCR'd and resynced by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 81544

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