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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,906 Who was your favorite artist tonight? 2 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,941 You know, I liked ASAP Rocky. 3 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,945 Was that your first time at Neon Classic? 4 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,028 Uh, no. 5 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,238 Alright. I was about to say you're welcome. 6 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,343 That was my first time with you. 7 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,619 - You're the best. - Mm-mm. 8 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,455 Yes! Time for drinks! 9 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,248 Yes, it is. 10 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,500 Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor. 11 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,209 Be careful. 12 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,981 - You know what I wanna do? - Huh? 13 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:48,923 Get on your back. 14 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,343 You always wanna get on my back. Come on, squat time. What up, dude! 15 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,473 Excuse me, permiso. 16 00:00:56,556 --> 00:01:00,268 Beautiful man down my back, I have to deliver him to... 17 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,751 No one can smoke in here! 18 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,938 What up, bitches? 19 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,815 - What up, girl? - What up? 20 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,567 - Drinks, what are we thinking? - Ooh! 21 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,278 - Whiskey ginger, please. - You spoke up real quick. 22 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,906 - Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda. - All right. 23 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,908 I don't want a hangover. 24 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,077 Can we talk about Postal Service's set tonight? 25 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,453 - Why is that guy so sad? - What? 26 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,456 He literally looks like somebody put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread. 27 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,419 You talking about that dude from Postal Service? 28 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,918 - Yeah! - It's accurate. 29 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,961 - Baby, not you, too. - Thank you. 30 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,465 All right, toast to another successful Neon Classic. 31 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,092 Yes, best year yet! 32 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,222 - For your cray-ass kids. - What? 33 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,766 - You gotta shake it! - Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth. 34 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:41,725 It's not a myth. 35 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,227 - Look. - Oh. 36 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,315 Look at us. We were so happy. 37 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,399 Idiots. 38 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,903 I don't know if you know this, man, but love is a lie. 39 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,780 Bitch, please. 40 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,365 I'm sorry. 41 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,034 It's just tonight was terrible. 42 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,079 Me and my man broke up, of nine years. No big deal. 43 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,915 I'm moving to San Francisco, 'cause I got my dream job. 44 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,542 Career girl over here, 45 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,336 - doing the damn thing. Getting it done. - Okay. 46 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,579 - You know? - Yeah. Time's up. 47 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,506 And he just didn't want to do long distance. 48 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:12,966 - Wow! - I know. 49 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,468 Really? With FaceTime? 50 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,571 - With everything. - And high-speed internet? 51 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,848 - That's what I said. - I mean, that's fucked up. 52 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,307 Thank you, that's what I said. 53 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,559 Why he leave you like that? 54 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,082 He didn't even wanna try. 55 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,980 Why he won't try? Look at you with your pretty teeth and shit. 56 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,940 Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth! 57 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,776 Oh, my God! What man don't wanna put his dick in your mouth 58 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,195 with those pretty teeth chomping on that dick? 59 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,780 Thank you. 60 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,534 You know, I got to stop going to Craigslist to find dick. 61 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,327 - You do. - I do! 62 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,288 - You're beautiful. - Am I? 63 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,289 Come on, girl. 64 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,791 I feel like we're before-and-after pictures right now. 65 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,711 Huh! When's this train coming? 66 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,380 I'm kinda over this conversation to be honest. 67 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,345 What the fuck just happened? 68 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,364 Boo! 69 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,594 You just always fucking walk away. Really... Real grown-up. 70 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,261 What the fuck? 71 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,336 Fuck, I can't do this. 72 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:38,046 Why? 73 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,756 Oh, that was super misleading, right? 74 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,259 Like, I want to do this, it's just I have mad appointments today. 75 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:48,222 I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill for three million dollars. 76 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,516 God bless the middle-aged whites. 77 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,727 Keeping a bitch paid, it's like reparations, you know? 78 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,109 I would love for you to meet some of my friends. 79 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,015 How would you feel about that? 80 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,990 Mm. Kissing you is nice, 81 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,951 but it doesn't absolve you from answering me. 82 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,087 - Fuck it. We can talk later. - Mm-hmm. 83 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:34,394 Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua outside our building, 84 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,729 and it was a fucking rat. 85 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,523 Oh, my God, I need coffee. 86 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,483 Coffee, coffee, please. 87 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,443 Please, love me right! 88 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,861 - Rough night? - Oof. 89 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,281 Popped by Casablanca to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right? 90 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,165 You know, before I went to Leah's or whatever. 91 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,703 And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old femme goddess. 92 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,227 Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram. Oh, my favorite mug. 93 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,874 You love me so much. 94 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,211 I think it's very cute that you have a girlfriend. 95 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,738 You guys have been together for like four months now, right? 96 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,842 I don't have a girlfriend. 97 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:06,925 Leah... 98 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,596 is a girl, who is my friend, who I see... 99 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,433 on consecutive nights, and whose company I enjoy 100 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,726 more than anyone else's in the whole entire world. 101 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:20,064 Whatever. Kindly leave your heteronormative labels 102 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,650 in a motherfucking box, to the motherfucking left. 103 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,652 - Thank you! - You love her. 104 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:25,653 Whatever. 105 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,321 Morning, ladies. 106 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,824 Wow, did I sleep late or what? 107 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,617 - Mm. - Morning. 108 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,495 Sorry, morning breath. 109 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,831 I'm gonna... 110 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,345 - Yes? - You're gonna break up with him, or... 111 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,141 We are just settled into a routine. 112 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:58,186 We don't have to be all over each other to prove that we're in love. 113 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,897 Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so... 114 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,275 Remember when we talked about cleaning your room? Did you not hear me? 115 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,278 Or were you like, "I'm not gonna do that anyway." 116 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,863 Now, what can I make you for breakfast? 117 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,823 Mwah! 118 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:11,741 Ooh. 119 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:12,742 Mwah! 120 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,036 - Oh-ho. That's good. - Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,538 - Two of 'em. - I just creamed my pajamas. 122 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,123 Right in them pajamas. 123 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,417 There's my breakfast. 124 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,544 Oh, there it is. 125 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,796 - Get that. Get that brekkie. - Mm. 126 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,423 That's all I need. 127 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,507 I love you. 128 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,052 Love you. 129 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,429 Off to the market! 130 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,347 Shut up. 131 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,934 - Go clean your room. - Um, go clean my room? 132 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,703 - A little bit. - I love you. Let me just... 133 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,687 Get outta here. 134 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,105 Mm. 135 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,903 Holy fuck! 136 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,986 What? 137 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,534 Ow, shit. Your room! 138 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,120 - Is that Jenny's Instagram? - Mm-hmm. 139 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,373 No, you don't think. 140 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,043 I mean, I don't know, the last time she was listening toÂ this joint 141 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,379 was when Matt broke her heart, senior year. 142 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,632 Maybe she's just listening to it. Probably nothing. 143 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,718 Yeah, totally. 144 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,555 No. There's no way that her and Nate broke up. 145 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,476 - Fuck. - Fuck. 146 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,354 Okay. 147 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,732 Hey! 148 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,360 - Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story. - How are you? 149 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:30,486 Who I gotta kill? 150 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,404 You okay? 151 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,531 We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine. 152 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,951 Like, we... we were together for, like, nine years, right? 153 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,578 Like, and now we're not. 154 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,329 Anyway, Nate sucks. 155 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,707 And he should fucking die. 156 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,990 - Jesus. - What? 157 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,210 I'm just kidding, you guys 158 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,169 No, I'm not. 159 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,629 Oh, boy. 160 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,756 Hold onto your nips because I have some epic news. 161 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,468 I have two words for you: 162 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,178 Neon Classic. 163 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,686 We haven't been to the festival in three years. 164 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,644 It was just announced that Neon Classic is doing 165 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,518 a pop-up show at Sony Hall, 166 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,688 and it is going to be fucking awesome. Okay? 167 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,607 Secret show, secret headliner. 168 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,277 I got us three all-access passes, courtesy of the Rolling Stone. 169 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,987 Yes, you do, bitch! 170 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,590 You know crowds make me uncomfortable in this political climate. 171 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,074 - Ow! That hurt. - Putitas! 172 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,202 Basically, I want you to call your work and tell them you have your period 173 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,537 and come over to my apartment. 174 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,056 - Done. - I can't do that. I'm sorry. 175 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,832 - Blair! - I'm sorry. I'm running point 176 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,875 on a very important tastemakers' brunch next week, 177 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,878 I'm presenting my Instagram strategy today, 178 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,481 and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out. 179 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,341 Everything you said just like... sucked. 180 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,011 Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag, or did you just hashtag the word roll-out? 181 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,848 Fine. I will just come over after your meeting for lunch. 182 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,643 - Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas? - Yup. 183 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,645 Oh, we also need champagne though. 184 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,524 Because all I got is this, and it may not be here by the time you get here. 185 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,693 You know what I'm saying? 186 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,237 Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye! 187 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,492 - Bye-ee. - Love you, bye-ee! 188 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,619 You know the beginning of a disaster movie, 189 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,246 like, right before the girl who looks like me dies, 190 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,770 and, like, right when the girl who looks like you walk outside 191 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,795 and be like, "Oh, my God, look how crazy the sky looks!"? 192 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,963 This feels like that. 193 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,579 Ow! 194 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,296 Hey! Yup! Yup! 195 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,820 What is this song? Do I know this song? 196 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,472 Winter break, 197 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,726 junior year. 198 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,145 Fuck that. 199 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523 - You want me...? - Let it play. 200 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,034 - What is this song? - I love this song. 201 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,718 Blair, did you do drugs with the study-abroad kids in the bathroom? 202 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750 No. Maybe. 203 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,335 No one connects anymore. 204 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,088 They hook up and move on, but what happened to finding a soulmate? 205 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,133 You're only as valuable as your profile picture now. 206 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,844 You sound like an idiot, dude. 207 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,429 You sound like an idiot. 208 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,848 Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do. 209 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,586 You know the reason why you're having a problem with girls? 210 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,935 Why? 211 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272 You say shit like "crush puss." 212 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,157 You know people can see that you're doing that. 213 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156 Ah! It's just, when it grows back in, it just all grows towards each other. 214 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,366 I'm such a pendeja. Guys. 215 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,384 Matt's probably not even gonna be here. What am I even doing here? 216 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,413 I BBM'd him two days ago and still hasn't read it, 217 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,375 but he went on BBM today, changed his name, bang, 218 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584 it's like I'm supposed to be like a dumbass? 219 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,667 Are you acting like I don't see that you're active? 220 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,921 - What the fuck? - Right? 221 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,673 Well, at least y'all got prospects. 222 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,676 - What about that girl right down there? - No. 223 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,440 She's been looking at you all night. 224 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,846 No, undergrad girls are lame. 225 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,057 On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up. 226 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,309 Older women get me, man. 227 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,312 It's like they're fucking their son's hot friend. 228 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940 - You stay away from my mother. - Yeah, yeah. 229 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,359 Okay. 230 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322 - Did he just... Did he just hear me? - Yeah, he did. 231 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,666 - Now he's coming over here. - Is he? 232 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,886 - He's walking over here. - Who's walking over here? 233 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911 The guy who... 234 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,079 The guy who... 235 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164 Smoked... crayons. 236 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,667 Yellow... crayons. 237 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,750 I don't know. 238 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796 Nice save, Blair. 239 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551 Oh, that's some strong, prolonged eye contact, 240 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219 - so we're gonna bounce. - Yep. 241 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,512 Nate. 242 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599 Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you... 243 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229 Oh, I get it. 244 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,107 That's the guy that you came here to meet originally, huh? 245 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819 What? No, I don't... I don't care. I don't know... I don't... 246 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,571 Psh! I do not know... 247 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,156 who that is. 248 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410 Who is he? I'm so convinced right now by what you're doing. 249 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002 You know what? Fuck that guy you don't know. 250 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254 All right? Me and you, let's dance. 251 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298 Let's make him a little jelly. 252 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925 Yes, girl! 253 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,331 - My armpit! - You're taking too long. 254 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281 - You smell good. - Yeah? 255 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,713 That's great 'cause I didn't shower today. 256 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yes! 257 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548 You got anything? 258 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,093 What, like condoms? Or AIDS? 259 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,201 I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS" 260 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889 said to me while I was making out. 261 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,972 You're welcome. 262 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857 Praise the Lord. 263 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291 Mm. 264 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837 Holy shit. 265 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343 Holy fucking shit! 266 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,721 Oh. 267 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,473 Wow! 268 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,475 Give me these. 269 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,404 Oh. 270 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282 Hey, Jared, what's up? 271 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,955 Yeah. 272 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291 Yeah, yeah, nope. 273 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003 No worries. It's totally cool. 274 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,005 Mm-hmm. 275 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842 Oh, I am super excited to get out there as well. 276 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,010 Yeah. 277 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179 Yeah, okay, cool, great. 278 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808 - Bye-bye-bye. - Ha! 279 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561 Ah! You just quoted NSYNC. 280 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478 Fuck! 281 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397 - Fuck, fuck, fuck! - What? 282 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,066 The list for Neon Classic is tapped out. 283 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,110 Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay. 284 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113 We could just sit here and chill and drink. 285 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,906 What? No, no, we're going. 286 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950 We're going to the show, okay? 287 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,076 I leave in a week. 288 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539 And then I turn 30, and then I die, probably, and I... 289 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126 can't stop moving, or else I think about, um... 290 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174 I can't leave New York City like this. 291 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341 This is the end of an era. 292 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,653 You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up in our own shit. 293 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,237 I need one last epic day with my girls. 294 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430 We owe it to the city. 295 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,930 Yes, queen. 296 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,825 Trying to make me feel feelings like a motherfucking Pixar movie. 297 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270 - I'm not doing it. - Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed, 298 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522 and you are gonna email everybody that you know 299 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,054 that could get us on that list. 300 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108 All right. 301 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819 Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody. 302 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362 I don't... I would email you. 303 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323 - I don't know anybody. - Okay, new plan. 304 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950 We need all hands on deck. We're gonna go to Blair's office, 305 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,954 and tell them that her mom died so she can leave. 306 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370 Jesus Christ! 307 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538 Okay, fine, her aunt. 308 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583 I'm afraid you don't understand what's fucked up about this suggestion, 309 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,311 - but... - You scour Craigslist for tickets. 310 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,975 We need more booze for today. We should get some Molly for tonight. 311 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,124 And then we go to Neon Classic. We're gonna go mobile! 312 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717 And I'm gonna get dressed. 313 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812 Loving this look, BT-dubs. 314 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440 It's like Liz Lemon fucked the Salvation Army. 315 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,316 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 316 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236 - Today, I'm free. - Yeah. 317 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239 We need big numbers here, okay? If they don't have an M by their name, 318 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323 I don't want to see them. 319 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,491 Ugh! 320 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,262 She's doing that thing where she stands with her shoulders back. 321 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,291 Good posture is so pretentious. It's like, alright, whatever, we get you. 322 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,476 You did ballet 'til you were like in the ninth grade. 323 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585 At least we're gonna have to really do... 324 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,087 She sees us. 325 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381 She look pissed? 326 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,923 Ooh... 327 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,716 Yeah. 328 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221 And that would be... um... 329 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517 Ah, fuck it. 330 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273 Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec? 331 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732 It's an emergency. 332 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234 Your aunt died. 333 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, my God. 334 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573 Blair. 335 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285 Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise? 336 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495 Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating. 337 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621 I'm so sorry. 338 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332 If you guys could just excuse me 339 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834 for a moment. 340 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,637 So sorry, I'll be right back. 341 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839 Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up on page, um... 342 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841 five of the presentation. 343 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510 So, let's talk a little bit about 344 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848 visual merchandising on Instagram specifically. 345 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516 What are you doing here? 346 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,720 And why did you just tell my office that my aunt died? 347 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,935 Oh, wait... 348 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354 Did Aunt Camille die? 349 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690 AC is chillin'. 350 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277 Jenny, on the other hand, is in horrible shape. 351 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612 She needs us. 352 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699 Our bestie is out there drinking champagne from a bottle of green juice 353 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117 that still has green juice in it. 354 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368 Oh, fuck. 355 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539 Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa. 356 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250 - That's kinda genius. - She made me try it. 357 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794 It's fucking disgusting. I am drowning out here. 358 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546 I need you. She needs you. 359 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507 Okay, okay. Of course, yes, I'm gonna come. 360 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928 I just... Shit. I need to tell my office that I'm gonna... 361 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,970 plan a funeral? 362 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,408 - That's really fucked up. - Love you. Meet you downstairs. 363 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935 - I hate you. Get out of my office. - Mm-hmm. Love you, boo. 364 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,602 Love you. 365 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,687 Damn it. 366 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,099 Why haven't we heard from the Craigslist guy yet? 367 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984 Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay? 368 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780 I am so amped for you and this new job. You're about to slay it. 369 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408 Aww. It's crazy, y'all. They gave me a staff of people, like... 370 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,055 How did I convince them that I should have that much responsibility? 371 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040 Fuck that modesty shit. You are the dopest writer we know. 372 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416 - A hundred percent. - Aww. 373 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587 You have this really unique way of describing music that's very special. 374 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798 - You believe that? - Yeah. 375 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,010 - Oh, shit. - Her pants, though. 376 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471 - I have to take this. I'm so sorry. - Yeah, go on. 377 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556 Go for Blair. 378 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100 Oh, shit. 379 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353 - Now my boss is... calling me. - Hey, text me when you're done. 380 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771 - I'm gonna go for a walk. - Okay. 381 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356 Hey, Martha. 382 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,359 Yeah, I feel better. What up, doll? 383 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,721 You get those numbers I sent you? 384 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,374 Okay. 385 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835 It's done. 386 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128 - Done? - Yep. 387 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630 - Alright, let's see it. - I mean, it's super rough, 388 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,733 - and it's probably gonna be shit... - Let's see it. 389 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677 But it's not gonna be... but there are mad different little... Oh! 390 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,262 All right. 391 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,888 Okay. 392 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,476 Wow. 393 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022 This is really fucking good, Jen. 394 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150 That dude would be crazy not to hire you. 395 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,817 Yeah. 396 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,028 You mean that? 397 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487 - Yes. - Thank you. 398 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699 I mean, I do feel confident about it. I definitely think it's in a better spot. 399 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411 And he said that if he liked it, then he would start publishing me ASAP. 400 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289 And it's only 20 bucks a post, but fuck it, right? 401 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751 Because I'll... I'll be able to write about the music I wanna write about. 402 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,479 I'll be able to introduce you to people, and this is the first step. 403 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173 I can freelance now, and then after I graduate, I get on staff, 404 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509 become an editor, and, I don't know, maybe I can run my own thing one day. 405 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553 You're amazing, Jen. 406 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513 Fucking amazing. 407 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681 It's insane. 408 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976 I mean, you know what you want to do, you're putting your all into it, 409 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187 and you just going forth and doing it. It's... 410 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609 Um... I don't know what the fuck I wanna do. 411 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903 - Hey! No, uh-uh. - What? 412 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822 No, no, no. Don't do that. Come on, you'll figure it out. 413 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,075 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 414 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,422 You wanna be super corny with me real quick? 415 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373 - What? - Can we make this our spot? 416 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833 - Hell, yeah! - Hell, yeah? 417 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418 In fact, this is our spot. 418 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089 - Everybody, you, you! This is our spot! - Baby! Shh! 419 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384 No, fuck that. You know what? You want to know how we can do it? I should, uh... 420 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,107 - Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down. - What? 421 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096 Vandalism? 422 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182 Ooh, I love it when you're dangerous, baby. 423 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934 Put a little happy face here. 424 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522 Forever! 425 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594 Hey, ladies. 426 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680 - Hey, good walk? - Yeah. 427 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934 - Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back. - Yeah? 428 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186 Three VIP wristbands. 429 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814 - Woo! - "Come by anytime after three. No dudes." 430 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482 - He wrote "no dudes"? - Mm-hmm. 431 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,566 Oy! 432 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902 Wait, he's selling them for $500? 433 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697 Don't worry. I got an advance from Rolling Stone for my moving, 434 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,031 and I'm going to share 435 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241 - with the two of you. - Yes. 436 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326 I got your tickets. I got your tickets. I got it. 437 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,370 I feel like this might be an irresponsible choice. 438 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,890 I really want us to think about the choices we're making today, 439 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416 because it seems irresponsible. 440 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460 Says the woman who spent $400 on mink eyelashes. 441 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253 - I'm just saying. - These are real. 442 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258 - I don't believe you! - I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah! 443 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427 You did not just find that in your pocket right now. 444 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512 I did, and I have no idea how long it's been there. 445 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,679 That seems safe. 446 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639 It's fine. 447 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849 Blair, calm down. 448 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,269 - Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad. - Yep. 449 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478 Ketchup goes bad. 450 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564 Mm. Then you should definitely not use our ketchup. 451 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,295 Can we at least move out of the middle of the street if we're gonna smoke weed? 452 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404 - Stoop, stoop, stoop! - Did you just say "we"? 453 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573 Does Bad Blair want to come out and play? 454 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284 No, Bad Blair does not want to come out and play. It is noon. 455 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245 Blair, please, this dooby just literally came from the heavens. 456 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956 This could be one of our last times ever doing this together. 457 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,920 - Amen. - I mean, when are we gonna have this... 458 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211 opportunity to do this. 459 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,586 I am alone. 460 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005 I got my ass broken up with. 461 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,216 - Oh, my God. - I'm gonna leave to California. 462 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634 I'm not gonna see y'all. 463 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,012 I mean, really, this is a memory that you're gonna pass up? 464 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056 - Oh, Jesus! - Okay, yay. 465 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600 A memory. A memory. 466 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893 That was a great performance. 467 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977 - Thank you. - I'm sorry. 468 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938 These are real tears though. 469 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691 Yes! 470 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861 Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! 471 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696 Blair, boo-boo. 472 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324 Boo, watching you take down all these carbs 473 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,287 has been the highlight of my whole, entire life. 474 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577 I hate you. Both of you. 475 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788 Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing. 476 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710 How is Matt Lasher in this motherfucking restaurant right now? 477 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,794 Well. 478 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713 Oh, my God, look who it is. 479 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632 Jenny, wow, it's been a while. 480 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842 Blair, you look great. Erin! 481 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,500 You still hate me. That's fine. 482 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763 So, what's up? You girls going to Neon Classic? 483 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973 Yes. Yes, we are. 484 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,141 You know, my team's doing the event. You got list? 485 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186 It's like pretty crazy. Everyone and their mother is trying to get in. 486 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,021 Like, my mom literally texted me. 487 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189 Left her unread. 488 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,067 I actually just got a job with Rolling Stone, so I think we're good. 489 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902 We got like channels that we can go through. 490 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905 Cool, if you have any problems or something, just, you know, 491 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823 slide into my DMs. 492 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,032 Oh, good Lord. 493 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827 Bye. Good seeing you, Jen. 494 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454 What the fuck, dude? 495 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749 You need to get some lubricant, and slide into his motherfucking DMs. 496 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,553 What if the Craigslist tickets fall through? 497 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920 What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 498 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422 Got it. 499 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715 You need to fuck Matt. 500 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717 He's kinda the perfect rebound. 501 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844 It's only been a day. You need to grieve. 502 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,054 What you need is someone to fuck the Nate out of you. 503 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975 Grief is an emotion best served with a side of stiff dick. 504 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518 Erin... 505 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730 I love you, but you've never even been in a long-term relationship. 506 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231 Blair. 507 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399 I love you, 508 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652 but you and Will are not exactly the second coming of Oprah and Gayle. 509 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737 You know what I'm saying? 510 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697 You need to get fucked more than she does. 511 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,032 - Me? - Uh-huh. 512 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,741 I fuck! 513 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454 I fuck, okay? Definitely. 514 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,080 You don't even fuck yourself. 515 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,724 Tried to use your Rabbit the other day. 516 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667 That shit is dusty and the batteries are dead. 517 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879 That's disgusting. I feel very attacked right now. 518 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,007 Would someone uptight give you the money to get the good Molly from the guy 519 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,970 that lives above the McDonald's near the bridge? 520 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,843 Hype Molly? 521 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305 Yes, Hype Molly for us all, courtesy of your loosest friend. 522 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,388 No. 523 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683 Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade. 524 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,767 Ah. 525 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729 What up, you got stress-rhea? 526 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397 That was one time. 527 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276 I think it's a stretch calling an entire year of college one time. 528 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,560 If anyone's gonna have stress diarrhea, it's me. 529 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,172 Let's make this fast and get to Hype's. 530 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407 I'm putting my keys in-between my fingers. 531 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576 Just in case this guy tries any funny business. 532 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744 Yes, bitch. 533 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704 You shank that motherfucker with our mail key. 534 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791 Hey, yo! What up? 535 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795 - It's like Supreme shat out an apartment. - Welcome, welcome! 536 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920 Come on in. 537 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,841 Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way, and y'all are... 538 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344 - Jenny, Blair, Erin. - Jenny, Blair. 539 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762 Erin, wassup? 540 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972 Welcome to my crib, come on in. 541 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,558 You can smoke anything on the table that you want. 542 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186 Everybody always asks, "How do you afford this place?" 543 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730 My parents got it for me two years ago 544 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108 before I broke off contact with them completely. 545 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694 Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way, if you want some. 546 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,219 No, we just ate a really big lunch. 547 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572 Blair, I mean, you can't say no to a plate. 548 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450 That's the spirit. Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all? 549 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618 And don't lie. 550 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329 - I think we're all Ravenclaw. - Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff. 551 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,093 Blair low-key Slytherin. 552 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917 Technically, I identify as a Slytherin with a Ravenclaw moon. 553 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837 Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing of you to say. 554 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296 I'm Gryffindor, by the way. 555 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589 Nobody asked, but... 556 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049 Wait. Whoa. 557 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,051 - This ain't what I think it is. - No, it is. 558 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347 Ooh-wee! This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all. 559 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808 Beyoncé shmokes this weed. 560 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104 That is, deadass, the best weed in the game right there. 561 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231 I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude. 562 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150 I only smoke shit that rappers do. 563 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319 I also got some shit that will give you a seizure, so be careful. 564 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447 It's mild, like the flavor of the weed. 565 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199 The seizure's not mild, it's very strong. 566 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493 - Oh! - Oh, my goodness, a dog! 567 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412 - Come back to me. Who is that? - Hey! 568 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664 This is... Barbra Streisand. 569 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209 Hey! The cutest little baby in the game. 570 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003 You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"? 571 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173 Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him "Barbra Streisand"? 572 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468 She's a legend, you know? And I love female directors, for real. 573 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845 because I truly do believe, like, Time Is Up. 574 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638 As a matter of fact, Time Been Up. 575 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,722 You know? We're late. 576 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183 And Lady Bird? I love that shit. 577 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184 I loved Lady Bird. 578 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727 You would love Lady Bird. 579 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228 That's so her, right? 580 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857 I feel like I know y'all, like... Y'all are so... I love you guys. 581 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,740 For real, like, y'all want something to drink? 582 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529 I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila, but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite, 583 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,093 because it low-key tastes like booty. 584 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,758 No offense to the ass-eating community. 585 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910 No, thank you. Uh, we just really want the tickets. 586 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827 Right! 587 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204 The tickets... 588 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748 Um, so... It's, like, really funny, actually. 589 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958 My boy, Victor, came through earlier, 590 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877 and I gave him the tickets, 591 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129 and then y'all came, and I was like, 592 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049 "Oh, hold up," like, "They kinda cute," like, 593 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885 "Let's see where this goes, maybe we can smoke a little something, 594 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305 drink a little something, you know, like maybe, we can fuck on each other." 595 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681 Right. 596 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227 Right. 597 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,915 - You ain't got no tickets. - Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets. 598 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149 No. 599 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111 - Let me at him! one minute! Let me just... - Stop! Stop! 600 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071 No! 601 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449 No, you can't play like that, man. I got early-onset osteoporosis. 602 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744 Look. Look at my wrist. I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man. 603 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,508 I was born with no bones in my left wrist. 604 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207 I'm taking this, okay? 605 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209 I woulda gave it to you if you asked. 606 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795 But if you want to live your life by violence, 607 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,420 go ahead. 608 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801 Weirdo! Ugh! 609 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514 - Yo. - Hm? 610 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,057 I stole the Beyoncé weed, too. 611 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727 - Oh, Bad Blair! - She back. 612 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273 Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt. 613 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441 Uh-huh. And if that doesn't work, we could 614 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901 reach out to... 615 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278 What's that one dude's name... 616 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739 What is this? Okay, we are... 617 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116 What are you doing? 618 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033 Hannah! 619 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951 Oh, shit! 620 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369 Nate's cousin, Hannah? 621 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663 Fuck! I bet you she loves that we broke up. 622 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,746 Oh, she's always calling me, "sweetie, sweetheart." 623 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626 - She's coming. - No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is. 624 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003 - Okay. - Erin? 625 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589 - What up, girl? - Hi! 626 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,007 What's happening? 627 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,924 Jenny, is that you? 628 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177 No. Huh? What? 629 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,721 Hannah? 630 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808 I have not seen you in such a long time. 631 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603 Girl, how have you been? That's so weird. I didn't even see you. 632 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147 What are you wearing? 633 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232 It's so 90s. 634 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277 So... 635 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,527 ...chic. 636 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490 We're doing a piece at Vogue, and you're just, like, killing it. 637 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,654 It's about people who don't care what they look like. 638 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,039 Amazing. Amazing. You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic 639 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333 I've been trying to convey to the photographer. 640 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,096 Oh, my God, so funny running into you. I was just about to text Nate 641 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,927 about when you guys are going to Neon Classic. 642 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381 I mean, I wasn't even gonna go, but Kim was like, 643 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,425 "Oh, you know, you never fucking come out anymore, 644 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,093 and Kanye wants to see you, so..." 645 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,091 Oh, my God, shit! That was supposed to be a surprise. 646 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182 I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate... 647 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308 Wait. Kanye's the... 648 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101 - Kanye's the secret headliner? - Shh! 649 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019 That's insane! 650 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105 - And a problematic choice. - Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.- 651 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,276 We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night. And, um, yeah. 652 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,569 It's over. 653 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283 Oh! 654 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911 Oh, it's okay. 655 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621 No, it's gonna be okay. 656 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957 Everything's gonna be okay. 657 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,457 Mm. 658 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210 That's really crunchy. 659 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171 It's like... Is that new denim? 660 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,814 You know, if you need anything from me, 661 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550 just do not hesitate to contact my assistant. 662 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510 Text is better. 663 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928 You'll get me faster. 664 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,011 Thank you. 665 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557 Be well. It's so good to see you. 666 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,081 - Okay, take care. - Be well. 667 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813 Uh... J-Bug. 668 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441 She was saying something about Nate and Neon Classic. 669 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901 You wanna, like, talk about that? 670 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237 Bam! Matt got us three wristbands. 671 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739 What you know about that? And a tongue emoji. He sucks. 672 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,989 And what Hannah said, I... 673 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,756 I don't even know what she's talking about. 674 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621 But who cares, right? Who cares about Nate? 675 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499 The only thing that matters is us living our best life, right? 676 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709 Living our best life. 677 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918 So, onto pressing matters, 678 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,296 who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn to get these wristbands? 679 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,180 - I will rock-paper-scissors... - I can do it. 680 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,305 You're a really good friend. 681 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764 - And I love you, dude. - I love you. 682 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692 Hey, Blair. 683 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653 I really do find it a bit tedious 684 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823 that you just couldn't put us on the list for these wristbands. 685 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,301 I hate to break it to you, but there's no list. 686 00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286 That's not true. There's always a list. 687 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,569 So, you decided to come alone? 688 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664 Nobody else wanted to come to this weird office. 689 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916 What do you even do here, Matt? 690 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209 Literally nothing. 691 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:11,548 Hm. 692 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384 You look really good. 693 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,552 No. 694 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888 Don't do that. 695 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,971 Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here if you didn't want me to, you know... 696 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,641 do that. 697 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482 Does Jenny know about us? 698 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275 There is nothing to know. 699 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,026 Funny. 700 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321 Not how I remember it. 701 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,412 I remember... 702 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:43,915 a drunken night like... 703 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,291 When was it? 704 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504 Two years ago? That I... 705 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549 ...honestly have not been able to stop thinking about since. 706 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,845 You looked so incredible in those tights. 707 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389 They were so easy to rip off. 708 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,435 Lock the door. 709 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,073 This means nothing. 710 00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,156 Whatever you say. 711 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916 We shouldn't. We shou... 712 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293 I mean, if you really want me to stop, I'll stop. 713 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,420 Don't stop. 714 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552 Coming, my darlings! 715 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470 Coming! 716 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807 - Hi! - Hi! 717 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225 - Come in. - Woo-woo! 718 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184 Wassup! 719 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854 Ah! I just got out of the shower, so don't mind me. 720 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815 - You smell delicious. It's been so long. - Well, you never call me! 721 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109 I mean, what, you don't do drugs anymore or what? 722 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,112 We can't afford your shit. You know that already. 723 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,005 - Please. - You got diamonds on your weed. 724 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031 Child, you know I love and miss you. 725 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741 You messy bitch! 726 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662 Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby. That makes 'em real mad. 727 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874 Oh! Are these baby sharks? 728 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959 Yes, they're baby sharks! 729 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,836 Yes, they're so tiny! 730 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337 I feel like they're my children. 731 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423 I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody. 732 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966 - Okay? - Nobody to tell. 733 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,511 Acting like anybody's gonna care if they come up here with all your drogas. 734 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181 Come on, now. Baby sharks is the least of your worries. 735 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725 Hey, princesas! 736 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560 - What? - Uh-huh. 737 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,683 They just do this for you. 738 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021 Yeah, they stay perched. 739 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,207 - So you going to the big show tonight? - You know it. 740 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941 Lotta people been through here today. 741 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276 I'm sure. Neon Classic! 742 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986 What's with this outfit? 743 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,405 I mean, you look crazy, 744 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782 but at the same time, you look real sexy. 745 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202 - Ow! - Yeah, you look good. I love it. 746 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494 Your girl is having a day. 747 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039 Can you just not? Can we not do that? Not right now. 748 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001 - Nate broke up with her last night. - No! 749 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961 Girl! 750 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254 Oh, my God, he's so hot. 751 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923 Aw, baby. 752 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,985 Are you devastated? Girl, 'cause I would be devastated. 753 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,009 I'm okay. 754 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:03,136 No, you're not. 755 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181 I can see the sadness in your eyes. 756 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,932 You know what? 757 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,243 - Shit! - Oh, my goodness! 758 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605 - Jesus! - I thought you pulled out another puppy. 759 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690 Oh, my goodness. Look at this. 760 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692 Ah! It's the holy grail of joints. 761 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,576 How? How do you even roll something like this? 762 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239 - Well, it takes a strong will. - Mm. 763 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907 - And three papers, baby. - Oh. 764 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284 Now, that's happy medicine right there, girl. 765 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036 - Yes! - Oh, Lord have mercy. 766 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,119 Yes. 767 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374 Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy. 768 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584 Just exhale. 769 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671 Let it all go away 770 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298 and think about happy times. 771 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,367 Oh, you wanna order Chinese? 772 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927 That sounds like a good idea. 773 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,344 You're smart. 774 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347 Oh! Why, thank you, baby. 775 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,430 Let me see, let me see. 776 00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600 Gimme all the food. All the food. 777 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103 Mixed vegetable with bean curd. 778 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647 What is bean curd? 779 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,649 I just want to know. 780 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775 Like, I need to know 781 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485 what it is. Okay. 782 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,028 ¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo. 783 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616 Practice that Spanish of yours. 784 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,827 What? 785 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040 I love you. 786 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465 - I... - I was just... 787 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,882 That was stupid. 788 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,810 - No. - I shouldn't have said that, no. 789 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,053 - I don't love you. - What? 790 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848 I do... I do love you. I don't love... 791 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,974 Ah, shit. 792 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893 No, that was amazing, and I... and... 793 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980 And that was amazing, and you are really... 794 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,524 and I just don't know... 795 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485 um... what to say back. 796 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945 No, that's cool. It's all right. 797 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741 It's okay. I mean... Yeah. 798 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910 Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I? 799 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121 No, baby, no, it's fine. Like, I'm... 800 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706 Well, is it okay? Is that okay? 801 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,435 - Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah. - You're doing the funny dance. 802 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837 I'm just... I gotta... pee. 803 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,311 And take a shower, 'cause I smell like... 804 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,059 Kung Pao chicken. 805 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385 Chinese! Woo! 806 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,263 It's fine, baby. 807 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642 It's fine. Hm. 808 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,065 Why didn't I just say it! Why didn't I just say it! 809 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,866 Come here, girl. 810 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204 Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you? I can play that. 811 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249 Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby? 812 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918 I love you! 813 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,461 - Oh, shit! - Ahh! 814 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838 - Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em! - Ahh! 815 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090 What are you doing? 816 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,011 Ah It burns! It burns! 817 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056 Come here. I need to... I need to find you. 818 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140 You stupid ass. 819 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478 Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose. 820 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,816 I love you. 821 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,109 I like saying it. 822 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694 I love you. 823 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446 - I lurve you. - I love you too, baby. 824 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823 I love ya, baby. 825 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785 I love you so much, baby. 826 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,868 I love you. 827 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330 I'll never put you in harm's way. 828 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756 Can I use your bathroom? 829 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299 Gimme the joint first. 830 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,486 - Oh, you right. - It's the door on the left down there. 831 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,510 All right. 832 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723 So what you gonna do? 833 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562 Because I can feel so much love in your eyes. 834 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,939 Girl, this just can't be where it ends. 835 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899 Trust and believe. 836 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318 I'm also clairvoyant. 837 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,986 Ain't that ghosts? 838 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,947 It's everything. 839 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157 And I know, 840 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783 I know in my heart of hearts 841 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411 that you want your man back. 842 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538 So, girl, you gon' go get your man. 843 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915 Aight, homie, we gotta go get these Neon Classic outfits. 844 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875 Okay. 845 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,798 I would like three of your finest Hype Mollys, please. 846 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,878 How much? 847 00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,671 Forty. 848 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384 And one free for sad Jenny. 849 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511 - Yay. - Hey. 850 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263 - Prizes for being sad. - Hm. 851 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682 Oh, thank you, Hype. 852 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,141 Thanks, Hype. 853 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,144 Erin! 854 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980 I wanna go to Leah's store. 855 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,149 - That was good. - That was not good. 856 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277 I have a boyfriend, and my best friend used to like you. 857 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403 Yeah, in college. 858 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,073 Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly be using the friend thing on me right now. 859 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,157 Jenny hates me. 860 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994 Yeah, she hates you, which means the feelings might still be there. 861 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579 Should I give her a call? 862 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747 Oh, my God. 863 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,830 I'm kidding! 864 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837 Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you would be a total nightmare to date, 865 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591 but I'm head-over-heels for your fucking crazy mind. Take these. 866 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,111 - I have no idea how to respond to that. - It was a compliment. 867 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,655 - Don't think that was. - Well, it was. 868 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097 Don't smile at me. 869 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,516 You have a very... 870 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686 very nice smile and it makes me feel fucking confused. 871 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688 - All right. See you later, Blair. - Fuck you. 872 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357 Oh, uh, one more thing. 873 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983 Those wristbands are just GA. 874 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,277 I couldn't really swing anymore VIP, but... 875 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571 I put you guys on the list for the party. 876 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869 Are you fucking kidding me? 877 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828 I'm afraid not. 878 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706 That was not GA intercourse. 879 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501 You're the woman of my dreams. 880 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,962 Bye, Blair. 881 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,589 Oh, my God. 882 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,968 Why are you spinning out right now? 883 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:53,027 Me? 884 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363 I'm not. This is great. 885 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657 I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know? 886 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243 Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today. 887 00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372 Leah, 911, an emergency. I just need my whole shit fixed. 888 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583 Breakup discount. Thirty off the whole store. 889 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,666 Go nuts. 890 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544 Oh, oh, oh! 891 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546 No sweatpants, bitch. 892 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383 I like that you're wearing my shirt. 893 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011 You know, it's a good shirt. 894 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,806 You know, in keeping with my promise from this morning, 895 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850 you still owe me an answer. 896 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937 I thought I would make it easy on you. Brunch this Sunday. 897 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,236 Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda are already alerted. 898 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774 They're very excited to meet you. 899 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,025 Oh... 900 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487 - Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda. - Uh-huh. 901 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450 The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals. 902 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327 Um, uh... 903 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037 Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 904 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957 Sunday. What day is Sunday? I gotta check my schedule. 905 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,441 You know you don't have a schedule. 906 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,084 Erin. 907 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296 - Can you help me in the dressing room? - Yes. 908 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174 Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm. 909 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,758 I gotta go. 910 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303 - You gotta go? - Help her in the dressing room. 911 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430 Okay, great. I bet you do. 912 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393 Jesus. 913 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,449 What, are you gonna try on the whole store? 914 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106 - Ow! Ow! The double? - The double. 915 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,231 You deserve that. 916 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,643 What are you doing out there? 917 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152 Why are you being weird with Leah? 918 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655 I dunno. Sometimes a bitch don't feel like brunchin'. 919 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656 Ooh. 920 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,020 That is deadass the craziest shit I've ever heard you say. 921 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,159 You are a brunch queen. 922 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952 I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli. 923 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538 It's none of your business. 924 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499 I was just trying to help. 925 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,707 Don't. 926 00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632 I love you and I know you're going through it today, but there's nothing to fix here. 927 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,383 All right? 928 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899 That was embarrassing. 929 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,478 You screaming at me in front of an entire party was embarrassing for you? 930 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,498 I wasn't even looking at my phone that much. 931 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826 Literally, every time I turned around and looked up, you were looking down. 932 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,589 Am I supposed to ignore my editor? 933 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,723 I'm trying to get you to meet the people I work with, and the whole time 934 00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,393 - you looking at your phone. - Do you think I like being the shitty, 935 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626 fucking downer girlfriend? 936 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,003 - Fuck it, let's go home. - No, no, no, no, no. 937 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088 I don't want to go home. 938 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,171 I want to go out. 939 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799 I'm fun, okay? 940 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,250 Let's go back to the party. I want to talk to everybody. 941 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388 I want to be exactly what you want, Nate. 942 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391 I could be 20-year-old Jenny again with no responsibilities. 943 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226 Then maybe you'll still love me, huh? 944 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854 Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you! 945 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,332 Since when do you give a shit about the people you work with? 946 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,710 You gonna get all close to these new fucking worker friends? 947 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:38,014 Don't change the subject. 948 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,868 You tell me I don't love you when you're the one moving across country. 949 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,384 If you can't make that work, what does that say about us? 950 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,075 Wow, you turn it around on me. 951 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536 I did not turn this around on you! You attacked me! 952 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913 - I attacked you? - Yes, you fucking did. 953 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458 Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me? 954 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584 - Fuck! - Fuck! 955 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877 - Fuck! - Fuck! 956 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295 - Fuck! - Fuck you, Nate! 957 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676 See, your insecurities are manifesting themselves in a really ugly way right now. 958 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887 This isn't working. 959 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263 See, you need some sleep. 960 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,950 - No, don't do that shit. - That's what you need. I'm not doing shit. 961 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517 I am a grown-ass woman, all right? 962 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,310 I don't need you. 963 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106 Yeah, you never do. 964 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943 You never fucking do. 965 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892 - I... - I know. 966 00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712 Oh, baby. 967 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,811 - I want water. Do you want water? - Yeah. 968 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611 Hey. 969 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 970 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,178 You're my person. 971 00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,432 Forever. 972 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160 Oh. 973 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,388 Who farted? 974 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848 Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay? 975 00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892 - I'm sorry. Oh, can I help? - Shit! 976 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229 - Do you want me to get the stain-stick? - Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please. 977 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067 Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing around. 978 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,567 Ooh. 979 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821 I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up a little bit 980 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364 'cause I know how busy you've been. 981 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782 You busy bee. 982 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659 You were in my room cleaning it? 983 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,036 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was supposed to be a surprise. 984 00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,457 Will. 985 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127 Let's talk. 986 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,210 - Okay. - You can... 987 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,587 It's good. 988 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966 Um... 989 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,675 Take those off. 990 00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,884 You got it. 991 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887 You got it, dude. 992 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,183 Are you happy? 993 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562 Yeah, of course I'm happy. 994 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442 'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore. 995 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,158 Oh, my God! 996 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202 Wow, that is so good to hear. 997 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998 Oh! Thank God. 998 00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126 I haven't been happy for such a long time. 999 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461 - Really? - Yeah. 1000 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255 Okay. 1001 00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673 Oh. 1002 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427 Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you last week. 1003 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720 Lint. 1004 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637 With who? 1005 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264 Uh, Brenda from work. 1006 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,558 Great! 1007 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,268 Well... 1008 00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314 I guess this is it, then. 1009 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,773 I guess. 1010 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,194 Hm. 1011 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,943 I don't know. We were just together for so long, I... 1012 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409 - thought this was gonna be a bigger deal. - I know. 1013 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954 But I do love you, Blair, and I always will. 1014 00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:25,122 I love you, too. 1015 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185 And Will, please don't go back in my bedroom and finish cleaning. 1016 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645 Okay, good call. 1017 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614 Jesus Christ. 1018 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450 Hey. 1019 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455 - Wake up, bitch! - Where's my bra? 1020 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,872 Oh, shit. 1021 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958 Fuck. 1022 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,586 I was just having the weirdest fucking dream about Michael Cera. 1023 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130 - Hmm. - He is lean. 1024 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424 I... I have news. 1025 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343 - Mm-hmm? - Um, all right. 1026 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223 I don't want to make today about me, okay? So just don't tell Jenny. 1027 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433 Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh! 1028 00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686 Hi. Morning. 1029 00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939 Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le? 1030 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444 Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps. Go, tell me all your secrets! 1031 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,528 Spill the tea. 1032 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198 I... broke up with Will. 1033 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242 - I'm sorry, what? - What? 1034 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702 I did. I broke up with him. 1035 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330 He was cleaning our apartment when I got there. 1036 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916 So, like, did you break up with him before 1037 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,043 or after he got to my room, though? 1038 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,127 Pause. 1039 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,903 What happened? How are you feeling? 1040 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300 I mean, like, that kind of throws off your whole married-before-30s steez. 1041 00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843 - You okay? - I know. 1042 00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596 I know. I feel like I thought I was going to be freaking out, 1043 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724 and I am a little bit, but I mostly feel... 1044 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,933 amazing. 1045 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311 I do. And I'm so sorry to bring this into the mix 1046 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438 with everything that's happening with you and Nate. 1047 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816 - I don't wanna make this... - No. They are completely different, 1048 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485 - and I'm happy for you. - Ah, yeah. 1049 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739 You deserve better. And he does too, no offense. 1050 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366 - No, he does. He definitely does. - Hey. 1051 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826 What? 1052 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954 Uh-uh. 1053 00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958 Bad Blair is not available. She's not here right now. 1054 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,419 - Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today. - What time is it? 1055 00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,047 - You know what time it is. - Get it, girl. 1056 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424 - Oh, oh, oh! - No. Bad Blair died at, like... 1057 00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550 Tequilas! 1058 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,154 - Bad Blair. Bad Blair. - Can we make a mixed drink first? 1059 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638 - Nah, bitch. - Just to ease into it. 1060 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307 - Open up. - A little bit, just a tiny bit. 1061 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892 - Gentle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1062 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936 Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1063 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,520 Yes! 1064 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314 Oh, too much. Oh! 1065 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565 She's back! 1066 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776 Yes! Come on! 1067 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903 Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready. 1068 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615 I brought, like, 400 outfit choices. Now that I am single, I need opinions. 1069 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492 Oh, my God, holy shit. 1070 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619 You guys, I am single. 1071 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,039 Wait, putas, I have something for you, perritas. 1072 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672 Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist from college? 1073 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839 Yes, it is. 1074 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217 Yas! 1075 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970 Head feels like shit. Let's go! 1076 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891 Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna give me a high five. 1077 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972 Oh. 1078 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,517 You got it, girl! You got it! 1079 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218 I am deeply obsessed with us right now. 1080 00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,684 Yo. Ice cream is ice cream. That shit is sugar. 1081 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,996 - Sugar's where it's at. - Gimme that sugar, though. 1082 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,420 But I'm lactose-intolerant. 1083 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! - Let's get that DC. 1084 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,044 - I got you, boo. - How 'bout we drink some water? 1085 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,279 - We've been drinking a lot of alcohol. - Oh, my God! 1086 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407 I'm just looking out for us. Do you guys like flavored water? 1087 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,856 - You could help me. You could do that. - This is... 1088 00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121 Oh, no! 1089 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331 Shit. 1090 00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,688 They can't be playing this song right now. 1091 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,013 Oh, shit. You know what? We don't need this bullshit. 1092 00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,431 - Come on. Let's go. - No, no, no. 1093 00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,600 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1094 00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688 You know what, Blair, how about you get the snacks? 1095 00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732 - Yeah, totally. - And we'll meet you outside. 1096 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068 No. 1097 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364 - It's okay. - Yeah? 1098 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,447 Yeah. 1099 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,199 It's okay. 1100 00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273 Let's... 1101 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275 get some snacks while she sings it out. 1102 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,449 You want string cheese? 1103 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457 Am I there? Am I? 1104 00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,675 Uh-uh. 1105 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,805 Blair. 1106 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,324 What the fuck are you doing? Pay for the string cheese and get out! 1107 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,770 You're scaring my cat. 1108 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648 You know what, fuck you! 1109 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317 Fuck you, lady! 1110 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818 This ain't no karaoke bar! 1111 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,742 Well, why'd you play the fucking music so loud? 1112 00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114 Shh. Here's a twenty. I'm so sorry to disturb you. 1113 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824 Thank you. Have a lovely evening. 1114 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911 You cannot anger your bodega man. I did that one time, 1115 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,514 and now I have to walk three extra blocks to go to the next one, 1116 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,578 - and it's a literal nightmare. - Give me the Molly. 1117 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835 Um, we're still super visible right now, do you... 1118 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,753 Yeah, you right. 1119 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,425 I... 1120 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182 - She seems... - Yup. 1121 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,019 Who are all these people? 1122 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229 I don't know. I figured we'd know everyone. 1123 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398 Everybody we know moved to L.A. 1124 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984 - Fuck L.A. - Says the girl moving to San Francisco. 1125 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,611 - Oh! - Totally different. 1126 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,094 Should we try to slip into VIP since Matt totally fucked you? 1127 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615 What? He didn't fuck me. 1128 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659 GA wristbands? Yeah, he did. 1129 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786 Yeah, yeah, he fucked us on the wristbands. 1130 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165 What you doing? 1131 01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752 Hmm? What? Nothing. I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all. 1132 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589 - Yes, ride that wave! - Ay! 1133 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,050 How old do you think that guy over there is? 1134 01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,011 - That one? - What? 1135 01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,012 Girl. 1136 01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,514 I think you bought these tickets with bar mitzvah money. 1137 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641 Fuck you. 1138 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809 Fuck you, too, baby, come on! 1139 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519 - Yes! - Thank you, Erin! 1140 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104 - Jessie Reyez is setting up. - Oh! 1141 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899 Excuse me, we know her. Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins. 1142 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,982 Excuse me. 1143 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,043 Yes! 1144 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225 I'm gonna go talk to him. 1145 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311 I can't let you do that. You'll thank me later. 1146 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,750 What do you mean, you can't let me do it? I make my own decisions. Come on. 1147 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942 I can't... Fuckin', no! 1148 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,444 Hey, come on. Stop dancing in my way, Erin! 1149 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280 Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were coming here to see Nate. 1150 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198 Bullshit! 1151 01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,081 - What are you guys talking about? - She came here tonight to see Nate! 1152 01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161 No, no, Jenny, no. 1153 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247 - Please don't go. - Oh! 1154 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333 Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult, all right? I make my own decisions. 1155 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169 - What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit. - Excuse me. 1156 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,293 Stop following me. 1157 01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552 We just want to help you. 1158 01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303 Just stop following me, then. 1159 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,408 - Stop forcing us to chase you. - Oh, please, just go back to our spot. 1160 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,244 - I just need to go to the bathroom. - I've known you long enough to know 1161 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354 that you are definitely not just going to the bathroom right now. 1162 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273 - Oh? - I love you so much. 1163 01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,961 But this is getting fucking pathetic. 1164 01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,192 He broke up with you. 1165 01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528 My heart was ripped out of my chest, okay? 1166 01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948 But... it's not like I'd expect you to know what that feels like. 1167 01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:25,751 I can't get mad at you for not understanding 1168 01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285 but I sure as hell can be mad at you 1169 01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370 for not being a friend to me right now, Erin. 1170 01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,954 You guys! 1171 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,956 We're good! 1172 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,042 - We're at Neon Classic! - Uh... 1173 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711 I feel great. You feel great? 1174 01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337 - Trying to. - We feel great! 1175 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673 You're pretty, you're pretty. 1176 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,175 We're having fun! 1177 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180 This is our song! We love this song! 1178 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473 - We do. - We do. 1179 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142 Why don't you go listen to it? 'Cause I don't need a babysitter. 1180 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644 - You're kinda acting like a baby. - Fuck you, Blair. 1181 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688 Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here. 1182 01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,025 Thought you had to piss, princess. 1183 01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,402 I do. 1184 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,047 Fuck. Fuck! 1185 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382 Fuck me! 1186 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221 Wait. Ugh. 1187 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,138 Nah. 1188 01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,786 I don't want you to end us. 1189 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122 Please don't end us. 1190 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125 I know, baby. I don't want to end us. 1191 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,087 - I love you. - I love you. 1192 01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,048 I'm sorry about San Francisco. 1193 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511 I can't turn down this opportunity, but we can try long distance. 1194 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097 You know it's not all about that. 1195 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,433 This isn't working anymore. You know that. 1196 01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854 I feel like we need to live our own lives. 1197 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481 Ever since college, we're all we've known. 1198 01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615 But what if we were meant to be together? 1199 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955 I mean, what if it's supposed to be us? 1200 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291 No matter what happens, 1201 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210 I feel like we're always gonna be in each other's lives, so... 1202 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339 It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay. 1203 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388 I'm scared, Nate. 1204 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267 I'm scared to do this without you. 1205 01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,353 Look at me. 1206 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577 I love you. 1207 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,795 Okay. 1208 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,179 Can I... 1209 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850 Can I just have a minute? 1210 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,519 Yeah. 1211 01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,816 Fuck. 1212 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569 Fuck. 1213 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,888 - You over the show already? - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1214 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,701 I just came to get some air. 1215 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919 Okay. Air's that way. 1216 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,655 You know, you can't smoke in here. 1217 01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883 Oh, my God. What are you, security? I'm by the door. 1218 01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,883 Look, I got a car coming to pick me up in about a minute. 1219 01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481 Take me to the House of Yes. Why don't you come with me? 1220 01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:33,317 I don't need a rebound, Matt. 1221 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403 I'm not offering sex. 1222 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532 I'm... I'm literally just offering you a ride to the after-party. 1223 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745 My phone isn't working, and Erin and Blair are still inside, so... 1224 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205 No, that's cool, I'll text them. 1225 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,622 Let's go. 1226 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860 It's Jenny. Leave a message. 1227 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322 Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead, and you need to find a charge, 1228 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,132 and you better call us back. You're being such a fucking asshole. 1229 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036 We just really want to be there for you, so we just need you to call us. 1230 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121 We love you. We love you so much. 1231 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,750 - What the fuck was that? - She's not gonna respond to that. 1232 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793 - You can't yell at her. - I don't care. 1233 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213 She needs to grow up. 1234 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466 What... What was that? 1235 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887 I mean, it's kind of the pot telling the kettle to grow up, 1236 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264 but... I don't know, never mind. 1237 01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935 Yeah, okay. I am not the pot. 1238 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062 - Oh, really? - Mm. 1239 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065 You're late to work every day. 1240 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691 Not every day. 1241 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486 You go out on work days more than you go out on weekends. 1242 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112 Because it's bridge and tunnel. 1243 01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907 Erin, you're holding onto something that is gone. 1244 01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,670 Do you think you're gonna be young forever? 1245 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911 We're almost 30 years old. It's not cute anymore. 1246 01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705 Don't you have personal goals? Do you have a plan for the future? 1247 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791 How did your plan work out? Oh, right. 1248 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502 It was completely fucking insane and backfired. 1249 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670 It did not backfire. 1250 01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213 We can't fuck around anymore. 1251 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175 I want a best friend that gets up with me on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market. 1252 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719 And you sleep through the farmers' market every weekend. 1253 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181 Is that what being an adult means to you? Going to the fucking farmers' market. 1254 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559 - What else? Tell me your ways. - Admitting that you like Leah, 1255 01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895 and you want to be in a relationship with her. 1256 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731 What are you so afraid of? 1257 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358 Everything! 1258 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,029 If I grow up, it means I need to change 1259 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156 everything. 1260 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285 Everything's already fucking changing, Blair. 1261 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577 Jenny's leaving. 1262 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,916 And actually, the farmers' market sounds really, really like... 1263 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003 assuring and coddling and comforting right now. 1264 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,754 Like, is there one tomorrow? 1265 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215 - Great fresh produce. - Yeah. 1266 01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261 All I feel right now is, like, just love for you coursing through my veins, 1267 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721 and I just want to hug it out. 1268 01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180 Me too. I just want to hug you. 1269 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 1270 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309 I'm so sorry. 1271 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,268 I love you. 1272 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189 - Say it back! - I love you. 1273 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,899 Oh, shit. 1274 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987 She's with Matt. 1275 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,238 - Oh. - I have an address. 1276 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158 - Hoo! - Yeah. 1277 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617 We're back. 1278 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,701 All right. 1279 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871 I gotta make a pit stop. 1280 01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,954 Okay. 1281 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999 Woo! 1282 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350 Oh, shit dicks. 1283 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395 Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you. Let me get... 1284 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397 Nope, no, no. No, no. 1285 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483 Big girl, grownup here. 1286 01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,566 I'm sorry! 1287 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,056 You know this is all your fault. 1288 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029 Oh, yeah? Enlighten me. 1289 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990 Well, if you had just dated me in college, I would never have met Nate. 1290 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,714 And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken. 1291 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243 I was dumb in college. 1292 01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746 You know I fucked several different women that stole from me? 1293 01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166 Oh, wow! I was so obsessed with you in college. 1294 01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170 I spent so much time thinking about you and crying over you and... 1295 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633 It just makes me realize that what I felt for you wasn't even real 1296 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594 because it definitely didn't feel like this. 1297 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263 Come on. You're looking at it all wrong. 1298 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058 You've been blessed with a broken heart. 1299 01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727 When it doesn't hurt anymore, that's when it's really over. 1300 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521 Live in this as long as you can. 1301 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,233 I gotta go. 1302 01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,027 Really? 1303 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114 Tell Erin and Blair that I am going to finish it. 1304 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,509 - And they'll know what I mean. - What are you talking about? 1305 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533 That makes no sense. 1306 01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494 Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs. 1307 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538 I... forgot, you're on drugs. 1308 01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248 Are you cool? You okay? 1309 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999 - I'm gonna be okay. - All right. 1310 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251 Hey, Young! 1311 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295 I'm sorry I was such an asshole in college. 1312 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,463 Don't be. 1313 01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,133 You helped me find Nate. 1314 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554 Hi. 1315 01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,014 - Hi! - Hey! Hi! 1316 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975 - Leah! - What's up? 1317 01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560 - Hi! - You okay? 1318 01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270 - Yeah. - Shit, you're rich. 1319 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440 Everything's great. I just need to, like, talk to you right now. 1320 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567 She wants to go to the farmers' market with you. 1321 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444 Right now? 1322 01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,405 No, like... Like, normal farmers' market... 1323 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656 - Functioning hours. - Yeah. 1324 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950 - It's real. - Mm-hmm. 1325 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743 - You're so pretty. - Don't touch her. 1326 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537 - Thank you. - Oh, my God, her skin. 1327 01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622 Okay, boo. 1328 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,706 Yeah. 1329 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417 How you feeling? You still... 1330 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544 - Yeah. Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1331 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130 - I feel like it's gotten more intense. - I can see that. 1332 01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,213 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1333 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302 So I'm going to play you some really great music. 1334 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,014 Okay? You just let it, like, wash over you, all right? 1335 01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:40,809 Just let it, like, move you wherever you want to go, okay? 1336 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646 And whatever you do, do not take the headphones out until I tell you to. 1337 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150 Great. 1338 01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569 I can feel the seasons changing! 1339 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,903 Yeah. 1340 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,030 Perfect. 1341 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617 You got it, girl. 1342 01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,078 Woo! All right. Let's have a... 1343 01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,662 Yeah... 1344 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582 Seat... Sit... Seat... 1345 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212 - Are you rolling? - I am, I am definitely rolling. 1346 01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048 But that has nothing to do with the words that are about to come out 1347 01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216 of my face right now. 1348 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718 - Understood. - Yeah, great. Okay. Mm. 1349 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434 Alright, give me a minute. 1350 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,311 I... 1351 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,065 think I lo... 1352 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733 Hmm. Why is this so hard? 1353 01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,174 Because you've never said it before. 1354 01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,987 Is that bad? 1355 01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:36,113 No. 1356 01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,176 When I was in college, I thought I'd... 1357 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,204 You get it. 1358 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832 With this, uh, one girl, 1359 01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626 and she was great. 1360 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214 You know, everything was great. It was fun. She was smart. Whatever. 1361 01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260 And our relationship was... beautiful. 1362 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513 And, out of nowhere, she just like... 1363 01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683 went back to men. 1364 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936 And it fucking crushed me. 1365 01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,771 I felt like... 1366 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,066 I was just some experiment. 1367 01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821 And I've never told anyone that. 1368 01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908 - Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie. - Mm. 1369 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203 Or that crazy bitch back there. 1370 01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999 I know what that feels like. 1371 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1372 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798 See, I've never had someone to share this part of myself with. 1373 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,092 Woo! 1374 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928 I'm feeling, like, so many things right now, 1375 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,763 like, so many things. 1376 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392 Yeah. You have two straight best friends. 1377 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354 I have to imagine you're not sitting around reading queer theory together. 1378 01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235 You know, I'm good with taking it slow. 1379 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,075 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 1380 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537 I am terrified of meeting your friends. Like, what if they don't like me? 1381 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747 Bitch, everybody likes you. 1382 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415 Yeah, you right. 1383 01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,043 - Oh, wow. Okay, okay. - You right. 1384 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,813 - I think I... - I think I love you, too. 1385 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435 Do you think I can have one more kiss? 1386 01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521 I'll find closure on your lips, and then I'll go. 1387 01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401 Maybe also one more breakfast, one more lunch, and one more dinner. 1388 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071 I'll be full and happy 1389 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989 and we can part. 1390 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661 But in between meals, maybe we can lie in bed one more time. 1391 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165 One more prolonged moment where time suspends indefinitely 1392 01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417 as I rest my head on your chest. 1393 01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840 My hope is if we add up the "one mores," they will equal a lifetime, 1394 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177 and I'll never have to get to the part where I let you go. 1395 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680 Yes, baby! Baby, wait. 1396 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515 Grip on. Grip on tight. 1397 01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558 - We're okay. Go, go, go, go. - No. Fuck this. 1398 01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352 Actually, you owe my ass a... 1399 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729 Okay, fine. Let's do it. 1400 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,064 Oh! Shit! 1401 01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565 You're a dick! 1402 01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442 But that's not real, is it? 1403 01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237 There are no more "one mores." 1404 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657 I met you when everything was new and exciting, 1405 01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785 and the possibilities of the world seemed endless. 1406 01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,619 And they still are. 1407 01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997 For you, for me. 1408 01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,249 But not for us. 1409 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212 Somewhere between then and now, here and there, 1410 01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464 I guess we didn't just grow apart, 1411 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,715 we grew up. 1412 01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763 When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. 1413 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476 Unfortunately, sometimes things don't break, they shatter. 1414 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271 But when you let the light in, 1415 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440 shattered glass will glitter. 1416 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734 And in those moments, 1417 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153 when the pieces of what we were catch the sun, 1418 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448 I'll remember just how beautiful it was. 1419 01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701 Just how beautiful it'll always be. 1420 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161 Because it was us. 1421 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288 And we were magic. 1422 01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832 - Forever. - Forever! 1423 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404 All right, divide and conquer. 1424 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740 - I'll take this room, you take that one. - Yup-yup! 1425 01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,658 Blair! 1426 01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000 God, you're so fucking sexy. 1427 01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,418 Oh, she cute. 1428 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,878 All right. 1429 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261 Where the fuck is this bitch? 1430 01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,065 Holy fuck! 1431 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734 Wow, uh... Wow. 1432 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,818 Uh, Blair Bear? 1433 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740 Girl, I just want you to know that I am just as proud of you right now as I am 1434 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617 deeply disturbed by what I just saw. 1435 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244 But I stand by you! 1436 01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372 And your risque choices, and I will meet you outside. 1437 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249 Don't forget to wash your hands. 1438 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,668 You fuck, boo. 1439 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,670 You fuck. 1440 01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1441 01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722 Can you please get out of me now? 1442 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683 Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up. 1443 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522 Ahem. 1444 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941 Hello. 1445 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110 Oh, hey, what's up? 1446 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570 - Hi. - Feeling relaxed? 1447 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487 Shut up. 1448 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531 Anything you care to share with the class? 1449 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909 It was only the second time. 1450 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369 Oh, my God. 1451 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,786 Today. 1452 01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541 - You did it at his office? - I needed to get the wristbands. 1453 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126 We needed to get the wristbands. 1454 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545 I don't even fucking know who you are right now. 1455 01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,504 Like in a bad way? 1456 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674 In the best way. 1457 01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,383 You out here. 1458 01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136 Living your best life, 1459 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929 just making choices. 1460 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,222 - Yes. - Taking risks. 1461 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682 - Yes. - Yes. 1462 01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,765 Feels good. 1463 01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,100 It should. 1464 01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,077 Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me? 1465 01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189 No. Why would she be mad at you? She loves you. 1466 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,398 Yeah. 1467 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985 Did we ever find out where she went? 1468 01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,444 No. 1469 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,987 Tiny Ethan... 1470 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574 said she said something to Matt about, like... 1471 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786 going out and finishing it, and then she, like, stalked off. 1472 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,080 - So ominous. - Bitch is dramatic, we know this. 1473 01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249 - "Finish it"? - Yup. I have no idea. 1474 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,153 It has to do something with Nate. 1475 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,086 Where would she go to finish the relationship? 1476 01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,095 Oh, my God, yep. Know where she's at. Let's go. 1477 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,883 Oh, God. 1478 01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,509 God. 1479 01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742 Knew I'd find you here. 1480 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957 I fucked up, Jen. 1481 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209 Like, I really fucked up. 1482 01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379 All right, we... have to try. 1483 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,338 Like, I'll move, 1484 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883 or we'll go back and forth or what... 1485 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802 I don't know, but I know that we... 1486 01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,054 I can't just do this without you. 1487 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,474 I know I said we got to be our own people, but... 1488 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184 Shit, I'm not even a person without you. 1489 01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481 Maybe this whole thing implodes, nothing works, 1490 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441 but at least we try. 1491 01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656 - Hey. - Jenny! Jenny baby! 1492 01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825 Your ass is all the way out. 1493 01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369 - Hey. - Jen. Jenny. 1494 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454 - Hey. - What? 1495 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290 Oh, my God. We were so fucking worried, dude. 1496 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877 Oh, my God. I'm so stupid. 1497 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,801 Yeah, Washington Square Park? Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed? 1498 01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:33,132 You okay? 1499 01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,633 I'm sad. 1500 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595 I'm just so sad. 1501 01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,017 Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know? 1502 01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,517 I, uh... 1503 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271 We loved each other. 1504 01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,065 We love... We... 1505 01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,663 We love each other. I mean, 'cause that shit doesn't go away, right? 1506 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195 - No. - It's, uh... 1507 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283 Wasn't just San Francisco. 1508 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245 We were all sorts of fucked up. 1509 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,497 I think about... 1510 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835 us and him and New York City and... 1511 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,898 how I thought if I could just keep everything the same 1512 01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758 then nothing would change, but... 1513 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470 Everything's changing. 1514 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,413 Did you get to talk to him? 1515 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184 No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't... 1516 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,104 I saw him, but I don't know, I... 1517 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192 I guess, um... 1518 01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528 Shit, I guess in that moment, I was choosing myself. 1519 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,531 'Cause it's like, it's not, um... 1520 01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700 our journey anymore. 1521 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,868 It's mine. 1522 01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,204 Fuck. 1523 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292 Oh, fuck, that's so weird. That's so fucking weird. 1524 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169 - But kind of amazing, right? - Yeah. 1525 01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637 I am so scared to be without you two. 1526 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348 I don't know life without this. 1527 01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103 We're scared too, okay? 1528 01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,730 But this isn't gonna change. 1529 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982 We'll still be doing this. 1530 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151 Living in different cities won't change that. 1531 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903 Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming 1532 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364 - every morning. - Right when I hit that pooper. 1533 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449 While you're on the motherfucking toilet. 1534 01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,511 - No. - Why don't you ever join in that? 1535 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703 - I'm not gonna do that. - It's a phenomenal activity. 1536 01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413 I don't wanna see either of you shit. 1537 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584 I'm sorry. I love you both, but no. 1538 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,044 I'm just like this. 1539 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215 I'm really glad you guys pulled me out of work today. 1540 01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342 - You are? - Today was amazing. 1541 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260 It was epic. 1542 01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,343 An update. 1543 01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264 I caught this bitch, on the sink, 1544 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432 having sex... with Matt. 1545 01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,516 Girl! 1546 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602 Girl? 1547 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687 At the after-party. 1548 01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690 But I also might have slept with him when I went to get the wristbands. 1549 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,276 I'm sorry. 1550 01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195 - Was it good? - Yes. 1551 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283 Yes, it was so good, and that's the best... worst part. Are you mad? 1552 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,408 Are you kidding? 1553 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,703 Thrusting, thrusting. 1554 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247 You guys are coochie-cousins! 1555 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,426 - I'm kinda jealous. - You should be. 1556 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461 Oh! Also, update. 1557 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132 Before we went to the after-party, we stopped by Leah's place. 1558 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383 Y'all did so much. 1559 01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,861 - It was a lot of time. - And Erin... 1560 01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887 basically Say Anything'd her. 1561 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347 - Boombox? - No boombox. 1562 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,431 But... 1563 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142 we did say "I love you." 1564 01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025 - Oh, that's my boo. - Yes. 1565 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,460 - You did that? - You guys... 1566 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903 I'm so proud of us. 1567 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447 Oh, so much. 1568 01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449 - Yeah. - Ah. So good. 1569 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701 - So grown. - Yeah, real grown. 1570 01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996 There was a point, many points... tonight was long... 1571 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,582 where I was like, "All I want to do is go to Leah's 1572 01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500 and watch that murder doc on Netflix." 1573 01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212 Okay, so you have to go online afterwards and get the articles, 1574 01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,565 because there's so much they don't tell you in the series. 1575 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717 - Yeah, you said that before. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal. 1576 01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:06,137 Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go. 1577 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598 - She's a baby. - It's too much. We did it. 1578 01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,534 - Yep, it's done. - You're good. 1579 01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645 We done did it. We done did it, y'all. 1580 01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938 We did. 1581 01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,105 Hold up. 1582 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 1583 01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568 - Yep, can somebody take me home? - Mm-hmm. 1584 01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279 Yay! 1585 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448 - Oh, my God. - All better! 1586 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202 - Oh. I'm hungry. - Again? 1587 01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372 Where did this rain come from, though? 1588 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,042 - It's super aggressive, it's strange. - Kinda like our night. 1589 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127 I feel like I gotta stop. 1590 01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879 I gotta just keep facing outwards. 1591 01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757 - I think I got gum in my purse. - Can we get tacos? 1592 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676 Yeah! 117195