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I'd have rapped more,
but it's such a chore.
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PREVIOUSLY ON
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REPLAY
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Per! Sorry, it's a smile.
Give it up for Per!
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-I'm your dream girl.
-No!
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I'm your dream girl.
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Anis, very good.
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-Good work.
-Thank you all.
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{\an8}LOL:
LAST ONE LAUGHING SWEDEN
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Pork rinds?
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Pork rinds? It's from an ordinary pig.
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I get the feeling
that I'm about to be eliminated.
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And I feel like
I have to do this right now.
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I'm pulling out my white card.
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White card for Henrik. Come on, now!
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Dorsin, Dorsin, Dorsin.
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-These are ordinary pork rinds.
-They're tasty.
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I don't really expect
to get anyone to laugh or smile.
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{\an8}I see this as a pure cultural effort.
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I don't know if you all know this,
but some of you know
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that I'm a big fan
of the old tradition of entertainment.
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Satirical songs and that kind of
quality cultural expressions.
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So I'd like to sing a song that's
dear to my heart, It's So Wonderful.
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-Nice.
-Oh, damn.
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On her birthday, my mom gave to me
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An old yellow letter
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It was a song, she got once
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Her lover wrote to her
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It's so great to be horny all the time
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And get laid in an ordinary bed
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Or a car, or a boat
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Or after dancing at a fancy place
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Or in a park
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Get laid with a broad
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In the middle of the road...
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{\an8}What Henrik is doing,
singing this satirical song,
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{\an8}is top notch, it's real entertainment.
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It's so nice to suck at nipples
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Like wild strawberries
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This is tough. It's really close.
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To go down on her
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Is like thousand strawberry cakes
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Being sexual morning, noon and night...
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{\an8}I caught the pianist's eye.
The timing was all wrong, I felt.
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It's so wonderful with every tasty bum
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I really look up to Henrik Dorsin.
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Touch it gently
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And get going...
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{\an8}He's so damned clever.
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A roll in the hay is great, don't you say
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It's so wonderful, I say
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To be horny all day
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Bravo!
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Bravo.
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-Wonderful.
-Moving.
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Well done, everyone!
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Dorsin is so talented.
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{\an8}Not only funny,
but's got a great ear for music.
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This is also tough, 'cause when
something is good, you start smiling
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-just because of it.
-Absolutely.
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We're lucky this wasn't any good.
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{\an8}My strategy is seeking them out
one at a time
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and to sort of come on to them.
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-I'm all lit up.
-Yes, I can see that.
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I just wanted to illuminate you.
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I like to feel them out
and find their comedic pitfalls.
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-How's it been otherwise?
-I know what's watts.
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I'm at my funniest
when I feel I get them going.
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I can see the light.
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When you bounce off one another,
that's when it's the most fun.
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It's all about power.
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Pia Johansson is totally nuts.
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You're my old flame,
so I'll have to put you out.
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The only one that comes to mind
is Hasse Alfredson, actually,
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with such a crazy,
off-the-wall imagination.
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That's my style, I just do things.
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The spider bit me.
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I must get active,
or everyone will just sit around, talking.
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It's really dangerous.
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-We're having some downtime, Pia.
-No, there's no time for that.
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We have to get busy with something.
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What should we do?
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-Right on time.
-What?
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-For real?
-No, no.
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You see, I was thinking...
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Please be seated.
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I thought you might be getting hungry
right about now.
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-I'd like to be there.
-Here's some food.
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After all your show business,
here's some grub.
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There's something about Jan Rippe and the
gang in After Shave and Galenskaparna...
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-Pizza and stuff.
-...that warms your heart.
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It's so close to genuine laughter
when it gets really silly.
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No yoga positions here, please.
Sit down, all of you.
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This is just going too far.
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Have a bite, won't you?
It's pizza and sushi today.
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Here I am, standing just two meters
from the comedian
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who will get me laughing
every time I see him.
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I don't know if it agrees with you.
Maybe you have food allergies and stuff?
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-Against good food?
-No.
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Speaking of which, back at the farm,
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we had a farmhand.
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He would sniffle all the time,
his eyes and nose running.
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I quickly try to imagine myself in
a submarine, like this isn't happening.
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I'm also afraid
that I'll make an affable smile
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just to show
how much I'm appreciating this.
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-But not right now!
-His nose was running like water faucet.
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And a lot of solid stuff too.
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Big heaps of snot and stuff.
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I mean, it really stunk like hell.
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-Yes.
-Wow.
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-This is crazy good.
-What a story.
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Right. But now, let's chow down
and have a good time.
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Maybe I'll see you at Pub Anchor.
I believe I saw you there once.
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-See you! Bye.
-I'm leaving.
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-Thanks for the food!
-Bye.
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How are you?
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What an ordeal.
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Careful with your fancy dress suit.
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-Fuck.
-You got a job?
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Hampus!
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This isn't the best way to eat something.
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-No.
-Dipping cotton in the pizza is not good.
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Cotton in the pizza?
That's an old folktale.
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Yes, that one.
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-What?
-No one laughed.
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What is this?
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Well, the nonsense was real torture.
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-It was really tough.
-It was tough.
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-How's it hanging? We have an infraction.
-Good!
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-No!
-Yes, I'm sorry.
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We have an infraction.
Please turn around and watch the screen.
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I'm panicking, I want to stay.
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What?
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Petra, stay alert. Or you're too passive.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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-Too tight?
-No, it's fine.
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It's like this, Petra.
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You have repeatedly
hidden under the blanket
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-or hidden your mouth behind your hand.
-I'm trying to survive.
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Trying to survive.
You're booked for being passive.
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-What?
-Yes! Serves her right.
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I'm sorry. Red card.
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Yes! Serves her right.
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My God, the woman is lying
under the blanket in a nightcap.
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Of course she's being passive.
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What was the punishment for?
Being passive?
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She's use to being
attended to and cuddled.
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That's what they say in America.
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-Give it up for Petra Mede!
-Petra Mede!
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{\an8}Everybody sat down and I thought,
"An unofficial pause." But, no.
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Then the strangest thing
imaginable happened.
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I'm eliminated from LOL.
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-Here comes Petra!
-The passive, the nonchalant.
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It's on. Just so you know, don't dawdle.
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I'm grasping at straws now.
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I feel that if I've got a shot
at breaking someone, it will be Hampus.
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It's fun.
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"It's fun."
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-Why, that's sick.
-Is that instead of one of those...
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Oh, Maria.
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But after a while in this house,
I learned not to look.
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-Look away!
-Check it out.
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But I know that
what I find funniest is going on here,
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so I'm tempted to peek
and maybe get eliminated.
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So I'm like... Focus!
Maria's over there, you're here.
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A fiver, a fiver.
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But I held it together.
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-Hi, all!
-What's going on here?
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I'm pulling my white card.
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Henrik, you put on
a fantastic performance.
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I was very touched.
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I would also like to have a band.
But my budget's not as big as yours.
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So I'll try
and solve the problem like this.
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I'm donning a sombrero.
And I give you the band...
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Los Tres Amigos!
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I'd like to sing for you.
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-Will that be okay?
-Yes!
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But I must insist on silence.
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Okay?
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I'm a jolly elf, and I'm partying myself
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I'm a jolly elf, and I'm partying myself
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I'm a jolly elf, and I'm partying myself
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They're impersonating one another now.
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Yes, they are. God, that's sick.
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They kind of...
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I feel the energy... We should probably
not be looking at each other right now.
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I'm a jolly elf...
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Los Tres Amigos!
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Los Tres Amigos...
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What a band of assholes.
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Ready, steady, blow!
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Yes, Henrik, it's almost moving now.
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-Blow harder, Henrik!
-Wow, Johan won!
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Johan's in the lead.
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Yes!
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That's nice. Thanks so much.
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David. Get over here, please.
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Yes, when am I gonna get one like that?
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You only speak German
and only understand German.
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Okay.
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Then I have a question.
You know the owl who married a goat?
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No.
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Like, eliminate me. Like...
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-I'm at such a low level now.
-You're making a face?
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Give him the card!
Why throw in such a lousy joke?
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They had a hootenanny.
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Yeah.
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Such anxiety.
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At first, I thought, "I'll be dignified.
My stuff will be top notch."
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That went away fast.
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One of these Polaroids?
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Is it working?
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You only speak and understand German.
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Are you speaking German now?
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-I see.
-Right.
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Come on, what kind of show is this?
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Hampus, my brother, Hampus, machine.
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What do you mean, "Slibedish German"?
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Why are you sitting there saying that?
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No!
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-Now we got...
-Johan, you killed him.
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-Who killed him?
-It was Hampus.
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No. But something happened here anyway.
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Yes, something happened.
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Eva!
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I want to make a worthy entrance,
but I can't do that in here.
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It's like entering into some terrible...
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Listen, you're all wonderful.
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Thanks so much for what you're giving us.
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We have an infraction.
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Please turn your tired heads
towards the screen.
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Oh, dear.
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What do you mean, "Slibedish German"?
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What's the matter with you?
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-Check him out.
-Something happened there.
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Hampus Nessvold, your time is up.
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-Damn it, it was your fault.
-Yes, it was.
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I got Hampus booted out, I think.
And that's quite okay.
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-I'm taking Hampus out.
-It was my card.
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I knew what was going to happen.
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This wasn't according to plan.
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How many of us are there?
One, two, three... Just six?
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Still six.
Less than half, and 40 minutes to go.
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Why does it look like a pigsty in here?
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You're a fine one to talk.
You spat in the crayfish broth.
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I did not.
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I didn't do it. Pia.
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I didn't.
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-Pull!
-No time to lose focus.
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-My friends, I got a...
-A black card here.
251
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Finally, the black card comes out.
252
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I got a black card from Henrik Dorsin.
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"Give a spectacular salsa performance
254
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"while reading the coastal weather
report in a Gothenburg accent."
255
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,520
-Oh, God.
-And I will need Johan Ulveson's help.
256
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,480
-So, what am I to do?
-I don't know how to do the salsa.
257
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Check out Henrik.
258
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,800
I've zoned out here.
259
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,960
I'm totally focused on
not looking like myself.
260
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,080
-This innate smile.
-Yes.
261
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,800
-He must be on the verge now.
-Yes, really.
262
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,320
Not showing any emotion at all.
263
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Or grief, if any.
264
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,440
Northern Kvarken south-southwest, 4.
Weather Islands, 3.
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00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,040
The Koster Islands, 16.
266
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:10,520
Drogden, 4.5, turning into a gale.
267
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,960
David's Gothenburg accent is hilarious.
268
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,720
-Caution is advised.
-I'm beginning to laugh again.
269
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Storm. Plain fucking storm
270
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-off the southern tip of Öland.
-Storm.
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Oh, my God.
272
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,320
Landsort, four meters per second.
273
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,240
Fog drawing in this afternoon.
274
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Fog! Fog drawing in.
275
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,480
There's something, first when
Johan Ulveson is playing like "cucumber,"
276
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:47,320
and then David Batra going "fog." "Fog."
277
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,640
Fog drawing in.
278
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,280
{\an8}Incredible. Should be
done on stage. Brilliant.
279
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,800
-Great! Fantastic!
-Such a nice cucumber.
280
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,440
Why, thank you.
281
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,640
Wow, when will you put this up
on the big stage, Dorsin?
282
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,560
-Someone's calling.
-We have a visitor.
283
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,960
-Great.
-Someone returning?
284
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,560
We increased the tempo. Great job!
285
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,080
It's my diet schedule.
286
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,160
Now what's this?
287
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,960
-What's this?
-Béarnaise sauce.
288
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,280
-Yes, it's Béarnaise.
-This is too much. Is it Béarnaise?
289
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:35,280
Please. No more, Henrik Dorsin.
290
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,160
Béarnaise sauce.
291
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,520
Is it Béarnaise? An aquarium
filled with Béarnaise sauce is funny.
292
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,240
Just the thought makes you smile.
293
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,520
But what have we got here?
It's an old aquarium.
294
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,000
No one makes
such a consistently crazy thing
295
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,040
{\an8}as Henrik with his scheduled diet.
296
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,400
Look at this. Here's some fish.
297
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,760
That's smart. Really.
298
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,560
There's Dorsin for you.
299
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,240
-You're sort of channeling Gollum here.
-Yes.
300
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,480
That's...
301
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,920
-Kippers are tasty.
-They're not kippers.
302
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,680
-Trout, Pia.
-Trout, it's trout.
303
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,600
It's supposed to be trout.
304
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,240
I had no idea Henrik Dorsin
was such a culinary artist.
305
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,360
Slash disgusting...
306
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,080
-What's the purpose of your diet?
-I'm going to portray Hamilton.
307
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:40,480
-Hamilton?
-Yes. In the Service of Health.
308
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,640
It's another reboot.
309
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,480
What kind of a Hamilton will you be?
310
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,280
A rather vulnerable Hamilton,
I was thinking.
311
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,720
But fit as hell.
312
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,400
I'm getting so damn tired of this...
313
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,480
It burns me up.
When I thought of something,
314
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,560
like now we're going to sing,
315
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,560
and I'm supposed to play the guitar.
316
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,000
Damn it, this guitar drives me crazy.
317
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:27,560
But I would never
take it out on anybody or anything,
318
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,480
but that's something going on within me.
319
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,000
I'm a grown man who can control myself.
320
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,600
Damn it!
321
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,960
-Why, Johan?
-What are you doing?
322
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,400
No!
323
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,160
-Johan, please!
-No.
324
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:56,960
What the hell? I can't tune it.
325
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,800
Suddenly, Johan Ulveson starts
banging up a guitar in a rage.
326
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,640
It's like watching a scene
from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
327
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,000
Stop doing that!
328
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,720
Eva, Johan is breaking up
the props in here.
329
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,400
We're really upset. We don't want this.
330
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,480
-We feel threatened.
-Yes...
331
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,320
That's good. Thanks, good talk, Pia.
332
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,800
Friends. Let's calm down a bit.
333
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:30,440
Come sit on the yellow coach
and I'll be your bartender.
334
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,560
I want to liven things up a bit.
335
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,600
Here's my Skånish bartender cart.
336
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,280
I'll start with a little touch
of Nour El-Refai's tears.
337
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:47,560
And then top it up
with Sanna Nielsen's morning pee.
338
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,840
All right.
339
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,000
A touch of
Johan Glans' sun protection factor.
340
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,400
Just a touch.
And a few of Björn Ranelid's chest hairs.
341
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:01,120
-Does he have any?
-Which I'll throw for some texture.
342
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,080
And what's this?
Why, it's Måns Zelmerlöw's ass sweat.
343
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,920
-No.
-No!
344
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,920
I'd like to taste that.
345
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,720
And then to remove this little bugger.
346
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,280
Batra.
347
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800
-There.
-I'm almost a goner here.
348
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,720
I'm really...
349
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,360
Henrik? We call it a Skånish feast drink.
350
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,240
China and stuff everywhere.
351
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:50,240
-This is Skånish?
-Yes, a Skånish shot.
352
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,080
This fat lady stepped onto the bus
353
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,360
and she said, "I wanna go all the way."
354
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,160
And the driver said,
"Not with me, you won't."
355
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,680
-Cheers, friends!
-Cheers!
356
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,760
It's good. Must be the ass sweat.
357
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,960
Listen. I feel like we need to
spice it up a bit, what do you think?
358
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:16,400
Let's say I want to
throw you into the mix right now?
359
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,160
-Would you do that?
-Sure.
360
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,280
That would be awesome. Let's do it.
361
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,640
I was so eager to come back!
362
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:34,840
This is just a guest performance,
so you're still not allowed to laugh.
363
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,240
-But you can?
-Yes.
364
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,320
I'd like some privacy in here a while.
365
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,720
Did he pull his card?
366
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,640
-Did he...
-Kristina, say cheese.
367
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,000
Do you know any cheese stories?
368
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,560
No, this whole thing
is cheesy enough as it is.
369
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,320
What?
370
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,400
Who? Was it you? Or me?
371
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,440
What happened?
372
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,000
Eva!
373
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,000
COMING UP
374
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:12,600
Here come the apes.
375
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,160
Are you from Norway?
376
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,920
-In which world are you now?
-In a cash and carry.
377
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,880
I'm shopping for shampoo. Lots of it.
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