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You got this.

You've wanted to work here forever.

It's going to be great.

Good morning. Oh, hi.

Hi, welcome to Extra Genica. My name is Jules.

What can I do for you?

It's actually my first day working here. I'm Jane.

Oh, our new intern.

Amazing. Well, we're so happy to have you. Well, why don't you get yourself

signed in and I will notify our head of HR.

Thank you.

Hello, Cora.

Yes, it's your customer service rep, Jewel.

Yes, our new intern has just arrived.

Why don't you come and give her a very warm welcome?

Amazing.

She'll be right with you.

Thank you.

Hey, welcome.

It's so good to see you here today.

I'm so excited for your big day. First days are so important. Right.

I'm sure this is going to be amazing.

So it's a tradition here that we have everybody gather in the conference room

for introductions.

And so everybody is already gathered. We've been waiting for you to arrive.

It's very nice that you're on time, by the way. Thank you.

So why don't you just go ahead over there and then seat at the head of the

and I'll be right behind you. For sure. Thank you.

As you can see, we have our new intern here, Jane.

So we're just waiting on one more person to be here.

There she is.

Hello. So now that we're all seated and comfortable, it is tradition here that

we all introduce ourselves.

So why don't we go around the table and we'll have a brief introduction, name,

and what you do here.

Hi, my name is Emma. I'm the head of the IT department.

If anything ever breaks, let me know.

There's a lot of loose holes.

Give me a ring whenever you need help.

Great.

Hi, I'm Ariel, head marketing executive, and here we know our clients inside and

out.

I'm Amber. I'm the office manager here. I'm actually going to be helping set up

later so that I can show you all this. Okay.

Awesome.

I'm Kira. I'm the accountant.

And you already met me. I'm Jules. I double as the front desk and head of our

customer service department where satisfaction is always guaranteed.

Cool. She wears many hats here. She's a go -to switch worker.

She's a professional at all the positions. I can assure you that.

Well, and then I am, as you know, Cora Del Rio, and I am the head of...

uh, human resources.

So, you know, it's come to me. If you have any problems at all, feel free and

comfortable to tell me anything that you need. All right. Um, that's what I'm

here for. Awesome.

Um, so right here I have a list of, Oh, sorry.

I had a quick question. Um, I just was wondering, does the CEO attend these

meetings usually? Oh, um, um, well,

Actually, the CEO, she's a very busy woman. She's always got her hands deep

about everything here. So she'll make herself known when she needs to be

And I'm sure she'll run into you before the day is out.

Yeah.

Until that moment, why don't we get you on schedule here? I actually made a

schedule for you, kind of breaking down your day and what you can kind of

expect. The very first thing that we're going to do is get you a few workspaces

and get you settled in.

So, honestly, with everybody introducing themselves and since we're on the clock

at this point, why don't we all adjourn this meeting and get to business?

Great. Yes.

Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

IP, how are you liking your new little office over here?

I actually wanted to ask you guys about that. I'm supposed to be finding my

workstation. Oh, here it is.

This is the workstation, actually.

It kind of looks like a break room.

Oh, my God.

You're going to fit right in.

Get your microwave.

Yeah, your own bathroom. Bathroom is quiet.

This is your lunch hour. Yeah, my room is in here, too, so it's effective.

Yeah, yeah. Come here.

Okay.

All right, let's get you logged in.

Okay. Do you guys mind, like, walking me through it? I haven't used a desktop in

a while. It should be easy.

We're here. It's pretty cool.

All right. Yeah.

Just, like, enter.

Enter.

Date of birth, is it in?

Yeah. Oh, no, it's not in yet. Date of birth, yeah.

We're just really, I don't know, comfy with each other.

You don't like that.

Yeah, we just love working with each other.

Okay, I entered my birthday, now what?

Title, job title.

Job title, okay, intern.

There's going to be another button, right?

Yeah, okay, I see the next button.

Okay.

Branch, branch.

Yeah,

intern, branch.

Branch. I don't know what is my branch. Intern, intern. I already put intern.

That's the job title. I don't know what branch is. The branch is.

It's okay.

Okay.

Okay, it's asking me to set up a password. Should I just pick any

No, not exactly. You need a security question right there. Oh, true.

My mother's maiden name. Okay.

It's frozen.

The computer's frozen. It's not working. There's a refresh button over there.

This? No, you have to use the mouse, but it's right there. Yeah, you gotta use

the mouse.

Okay.

Everything went away.

You're going to have to do it all over again.

Okay.

Yeah, these are great questions again.

Oh, wait. So, date apart again.

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Job title.

Intern.

Branch. Branch. Intern.

Branch. Okay.

Now, the security.

Security question.

Mom's maiden name.

Street name.

Street name that I grew up. Okay.

And that's the double question.

What is that? I don't know what that is.

Oh,

like exclamation point? Okay.

Okay,

exclamation point.

Okay,

it's all set up. My

workstation's all done.

You guys want me to, like, leave?

No, no, no, no. There's no rush.

Yeah, relax.

We just got here. You should get settled.

Should I?

Do I want to join?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

No, or you should stay anyway because there's a lot of things you should know.

Yeah,

there should be notepad over there.

A notepad?

You got it? Are you joking? Okay.

I got the notepad.

Okay, now you can turn around and watch.

You have the best place here.

Yeah, if no one ever comes around.

They could be doing that all day.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, come on, Jay. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're taking notes? I'm writing notes. No one comes around.

During lunch.

Oh, good. Okay, that's it. That's the best fucking tip. And this is just a

fucking combo.

Oh, my God. This is so good.

And if somebody comes in, you know, you can just learn how to do this.

Yeah, you can learn how to do this if you like.

No panties. No panties. Don't do what I did.

Yeah. Well, I had a zipper, so.

Yeah.

You make sure that everything is easy to come off.

Yeah.

Oh,

God,

I miss y 'all. Come on. Come on.

The best thing is that you get up.

Endless supply of our products. Yeah, they're everywhere.

Are you guys sure you're supposed to put that, like, on your stuff? Oh, yeah.

These are the parts you can actually test it.

How else are you going to know if it's going to work? Exactly. Yeah, you need

see how it works. It's actually really good.

I mean, I would just assume. I would never assume. You should know.

Yeah. Yeah, how else are you going to?

Never assume.

Yeah, never.

Oh, yeah, this is one way to, like, really do it, like you're cuddling, you

know? Sometimes it gets really cold in here, so, like, cuddle.

You guys cuddle at work?

Oh, we cuddle a lot.

Cuddle.

Oh, my God.

We can make all the noise if you want.

is going to fucking hear from you here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, yes, right there.

Are you ready?

Even a diagram helps sometimes.

A diagram of how the product's working. Yeah.

It's very slippery.

And it lasts very long.

Like, you know, I still move just like... I can't even think

anymore. But yeah, it just absorbs it.

But this one, oh, it stays a while.

Oh, yeah.

I should have looked into that blue.

Ours is, yeah.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna chew it some more like this? Oh my god.

No,

come on, Jane.

Turn around, you can see that.

Team

building,

exclamation mark, exclamation mark.

Actually, I already picked a password.

You're going to need to change it every two months, actually.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This stuff tastes so good, too.

It's tested. Yeah, it's tested. Come on.

I thought

we were a

team.

Should I have a drink?

Yeah, it would be perfect. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We don't want that falling down again.

Not again.

Okay, be careful with this, Jane. Jane, this one. The one that goes in the end.

The really easy one. Yeah, it's delicate.

Oh!

Yeah, not that one.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Delicate 50, Jane.

What? No.

Too soon?

Oh, I'm going to tease you now.

Oh,

I'm going to do it. You know how to do it. You know how to do it.

You can, like, pull it down.

Yeah.

Are you sure you don't want to join?

Yeah. Yeah.

She'll be back. It's okay.

I like her.

I'm going to go over for your day.

You're going to be my company favorite.

I don't know.

I'll check on those days.

But I think you did, though.

Oh, yeah.

I need to go. I need to go.

You know one thing about DIT?

Gotta make sure it's safe and secure.

Safe and secure? Yes!

I know.

That's the thing, he's trying to do.

Did you write down your favorite part of the exercise?

Yeah.

How was it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Well,

you are all set up. Yeah, great.

Woo!

Good intro.

Uh -huh, I think so.

So don't forget your itinerary. Never miss your meeting.

And you're going to do great.

Yeah, you're going to be fine, you know? Yeah. If you need more tips, they're

here.

Let's call IP.

I'm not the manager.

Hi, Ms. Demure.

Yeah.

I think we're supposed to be having a meeting right now.

It says in the itinerary, intro to marketing.

It's the intro to marketing. If you're in marketing, you don't need to do the

introduction.

Okay, then.

Come on. Okay.

And there's actually something that I wanted to talk to someone about. I

know who.

But the craziest thing just happened to me while I was setting up my desk.

And these two employees were helping me.

And then they just started having sex right in front of me.

I didn't. Are you a Karen or are you a Nancy?

I'm a Jane.

That was not what I asked you. You spend all this time creating personas and

you're not even going to know what the brand is about?

Are you a model? What are you doing here?

Can you face the labels, please?

We're marketing. We're selling here.

Okay.

Read me something.

Designed to support your healthy cycle?

Is that a question or a statement?

Something else.

Uh, contains ginkgo.

My God.

What modeling agency sent you?

I'm not a model. I'm a... Oh, my God. I'm so ready for a meeting. I love my

company today.

I just checked your books.

Yeah? They're perfect. Just like your kids.

I love when everything's balanced.

You can take care of this for me.

Do

you

want me to leave?

I don't know, Jennifer. I thought we had a meeting.

Reach your little binder.

Okay. Welcome to your first day at

Estrogenica. Some first day activities, maybe.

I assume HR.

Spray and Cora.

by the job itself, so consider what's most important for the new employee to

know. When planning the first day, be sure to schedule some downtime as well

time to... Why is she starting to break?

Other considerations could include the following.

Morning. Greet the employee.

Introduce them to the workspace, including where items are kept.

Provide facilities,

access information, security information, and keys.

Answer any immediate questions the employee may have.

Introduce employee to coworkers.

And a buddy is assigned.

Buddy. Do I have a buddy? Do I have a buddy?

Meet with HR representative to complete any required paperwork.

Dictation? Email.

Get her email out of the form and then put it in.

Okay.

What should I type?

Oh, we're going to tell her off in business.

Per my last email.

Should I type that?

No.

you want me to include?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Which you're not.

Furthermore,

we would like to remind you that our office hours have changed recently.

And we will no longer be able to accept your emails between the hours of

9 to 5.

9 to 5.

Isn't that like...

just regular office hours. Oh,

oh, okay. Make sure you add, um, if you have any further questions, come on, pay

attention. Okay. Any further questions? I need to look at the screen to tell

you. Why? You should be a better time than that. Who said this one?

Okay, wait.

So, uh, if you have any further questions, please go through the

channel and we will be able to.

Oh, the full company name.

And the tagline. Do you know the tagline?

How do you not know the tagline?

You don't know the tagline?

Just let me know the tagline. Oh, my God.

If you're going to be a secretary, you should really be better at your job.

What's the signature?

She still doesn't know the tagline.

It's on the paper.

It's a packaging.

It doesn't say.

Who peed? Yes.

Okay.

That looks right. Okay. I'll go inside the shoe closet for shit.

When you see the bitch car from HR, make sure you

tell her that her shoes are terrible.

She hates that.

She never is. She's trashy.

I'm

not

a secretary. I'm an intern.

I'm an intern.

Oh, that's right. I remember now. It's like literally her first day.

Oh, I'm going to have to leave the entire company.

You're welcome.

Oh, yes.

It's so good to have you on board.

Oh, God, yes.

Are you going to get it?

I didn't know I was supposed to.

I think it's the CEO.

Miss Demure, she can't come to the phone right now. She's in an important

meeting.

She really needs you to come to the phone right now, she said.

She's all bored.

Tell her I'm in a meeting.

It's a very important meeting.

And she says she can't be disturbed right now.

So how am I talking to her?

She wrote it in a note.

She's really angry. She's saying it's not acceptable.

I don't know what to say.

I'm her new secretary, and it's my first day.

I'm so sorry about this inconvenience. I just... I don't know how to force

another human being to do something.

Let me see what I can do.

Tell her she'll be back in 15.

She said she'll be back in 15. Is that okay?

Not okay. Not okay. Not okay. All right.

I'm... I'm trying to see what I can do for you right now, but it's a little bit

tricky because she's in a very important meeting with the accounting department.

And it's just, you know, there is important stuff being done right now.

important dialogue being spoken.

And I'm so sorry.

She says she's going to fire you if you don't answer her phone.

Um... Oh, okay.

Yes, yes, I... Of course. I completely understand.

Yes, no, it's not acceptable. It's not acceptable, and it's unprofessional on

part. On her... Yeah.

Tell her she's...

We're like a family here.

I know that things might be a little bit different than what you're expecting,

and another role can be so strange, but if you just give us all you have and be

open to having a little odd job, we're going to give you.

Do you remember what we did to you when you first started here?

You had me doing all sorts of weird boxes and paperwork.

I hope you're following along

today. There is really a wealth of knowledge.

I'll see you coming whenever you want me.

that is...

Oh, newbie. I know.

She'll be okay.

You want to do lunch?

Everything is not okay.

Well, that's terrible news here.

What's going on?

Well, I'm having some problems today, and I just wanted to come directly to

And I just want to start off by saying that I love this company, and I have

loved this company since I was a little girl, ever since I saw the CEO on the

cover of Time magazine.

I have always wanted to work here at Estrogenica.

And now that I am, you know, I've been so excited. It's my first day.

And I've worked in a lot of offices before. I have to let you know that

my life have I witnessed such unprofessional behavior from people, my

colleagues, working in an office with me. And it's not acceptable.

And, you know, It's not what I thought it was. So I felt like I just needed to

come directly to you, to HR, because you've been so nice to me, and try to

figure it out and see what we can do about the situation.

I am just so sorry to hear all of this.

And it's so embarrassing to think that it's literally your first day. I

think we're even halfway through the day, are we? No, we're not.

You know, this sounds like you seem to be really bothered by all of this. And

I want you to know that first and foremost, I'm always most concerned

with your safety and your comfort. And so with that in mind,

if you would feel a bit more comfortable, maybe we could close the

could really get into what it is that has happened.

I really would like to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, that sounds great. Thank

you. It would be my pleasure.

So I would like you to begin at the top. Okay. And go all the way down.

Okay. As slowly as it takes.

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

Let me know everything.

Okay.

I guess I would have to start with I walked into my work area, my

and it was in the break room, which is fine.

I've never had that experience before, but if you guys are on some type of

budget, that's fine. I can totally deal with that.

I'm trying to set up my workstation, and I'm visited by the IT person and the

office manager.

We're trying to be helpful, but they started to have sexual relations

right in front of me. Sexual relations? Yes. Or I should actually say behind me

because they were standing right behind me as I'm sitting there at my desk in my

computer trying to set everything up. They were making out. There were

There was oral sex, moving to the couch, multiple positions.

I was like, where am I right now? What is going on? There were some crude

notes that I was forced to write.

And then to top that whole situation off, a janitor was hiding in the

the entire time, and she gave me the rudest scowl.

As she exited, I didn't even do anything wrong to deserve that.

So that happened. Then I go to the marketing department for a meeting I was

supposed to have intro to marketing. First of all, she was a giant bitch.

Second of all, she and accounting, they started having sex right in front of me

too.

This time it was even worse.

They had me go on the phone with the CEO.

They had me holding the chair.

I just...

I've never been made to feel like a prop in somebody's sexual fantasy

encounter. And I don't know if this is how things are done here or if this is

just four rogue employees that need to be fired. But overall, it has not been a

positive experience today at all.

I'm sorry to hear all this. I mean, that's...

I can't say that.

I'm not familiar with all this stuff happening out there like that.

Really, like, what, all those positions they went into?

Yeah, all the positions. They did doggy. They did spoon.

They did ride.

It was...

Disgusting. That is not what I want to see when I come into the office. And I'm

sure you understand that, you know, as somebody working in human resources.

You want everything to be professional and normal and safe for everybody.

It was not what I was expecting.

And I just felt very unprepared to walk into a situation in which people were

having sexual relations right in front of me.

Oh, I can't believe that would happen.

I just... I've never experienced anything like this before. I felt like I

in, you know, the Twilight Zone. Are you all right?

No, I'm sorry. I'm just still blown away by everything I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm

blown away as well. And I just felt like after that experience, I came straight

here to HR because I didn't know what to do. I've never experienced such

hypersexual people.

having sexual relations right in front of me. I mean, it was so disrespectful.

I am just so... It's hard for me to hear all of this coming from you.

And is this all happened today?

Yes, this is all today in a matter of hours. So it just makes me wonder what

else is happening behind the scenes of this company. I mean, how deep can this

really go, right?

Right? I want to know.

That I, we will get to the bottom of this. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. No, trust me.

Are you all right? Oh no, I'm sorry. It's just.

Are you sure you're sweating?

No, I'm just so blown away by everything.

Oh my God.

Are you kidding me right now? You too?

Aren't you the customer service rep?

Um, that's right in the head of my department.

But you know what? This is completely the normal happenings in our company.

I mean, we're both consenting adults here.

Completely normal.

You know, we really care about our interpersonal connections here as a

It's really important to us. Isn't that right? That is completely right.

Nothing matters more than us than to be a close -knit crew ready to take on any

hard problems that arise and resolve them.

You need to be there to support your fellow coworkers and employees.

And that is what we're really all about here. So there's really nothing for you

to worry about at all.

This is insane.

I'm really going to have to take matters into my own hands.

Oh, well, please do.

Not that!

You remember how the new hires are?

Yeah, no, for sure.

Not like the boss is going to do anything about it anyway.

Exactly. You remember your first day, don't you?

Actually, I kind of do.

I feel like it was maybe someone with blue hair.

Just over there.

Just over there.

We figured out exactly how to work this company.

The ins and the outs.

Won't you please lead the way and show me?

Oh, no.

I like to get very hands -on.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I love

you.

I was asked by Hal to remember a hit.

Oh, that's what it was. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you're so yummy.

Oh, my

God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

I need to sleep.

My lungs break.

Yeah.

I don't think anyone's happy now.

Oh, fucking God.

Such a good job.

Yes, we should.

We've got to make sure that new instrument's okay.

I'm sure we'll break her right now. I'm more than sure of that.

With the help of you.

What?

Miss Venus, first of all, I just want to tell you that I'm such a huge fan of

everything you've done in your career ever since I saw you on the cover of

magazine when I was a little girl. Okay, who are you?

I'm the new intern.

Intern? I don't talk to interns.

What do you want?

Well, we actually spoke on the phone earlier today.

I speak to hundreds of people a day. I don't remember.

Right.

I just wanted to let you know that there is some serious misconduct happening at

this company. Misconduct?

Pretty big claim.

Go on.

Well, I don't want to shock you or anything, like I was, but you should

that all of your department heads, they're having sexual relations. Sexual

relations? In the office. In the office?

Yes. Under the tables. On the couches. My couches? Yes, the floors.

Yes, and you should know, there was even a janitor hiding in the closet, and she

gave me the rudest look.

Yeah, sounds like her. But anyway, everybody's involved.

Everybody? IT, the office manager, accounting.

That bitch.

Marketing. Marketing.

Even HR.

HR? Yes, I went to HR directly to report this problem, only to find customer

service blowing her under her desk. Blowing her?

Yes. And we're even using Astro Boots and Lube. Astro Boots?

That's my best seller.

Come with me.

Sit down.

into this meeting today?

Because this, this one.

Jane, the intern. Right, the intern.

She told me that you have all been having sexual relations

in the office.

that right?

Because you know how I feel

about sexual relations in the office.

Next.

Go sit down.

I'll take some time off.

Company culture, darling.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Amen. Amen.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

because you're getting butt.

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

we like her we really like her

If you want to grab me a butter, that's fine.

Good girl.

We

really

have to show her the product.

That takes more time.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, she did not.

Thank you.

Guess I'm the new sales rep.

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The mess I have to clean up every single day.

We saw it through.

It's been one heck of a day.

We did all the stuff that we had to do.

You helped out me and I helped out you.

It's been one heck of a...