1 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,680 You got this. 2 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,720 You've wanted to work here forever. 3 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,620 It's going to be great. 4 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:21,270 Good morning. Oh, hi. 5 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:25,310 Hi, welcome to Extra Genica. My name is Jules. 6 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,750 What can I do for you? 7 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:30,550 It's actually my first day working here. I'm Jane. 8 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:32,910 Oh, our new intern. 9 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:37,110 Amazing. Well, we're so happy to have you. Well, why don't you get yourself 10 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:40,650 signed in and I will notify our head of HR. 11 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,290 Thank you. 12 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:46,230 Hello, Cora. 13 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,700 Yes, it's your customer service rep, Jewel. 14 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,940 Yes, our new intern has just arrived. 15 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:58,120 Why don't you come and give her a very warm welcome? 16 00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,960 Amazing. 17 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,600 She'll be right with you. 18 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:04,900 Thank you. 19 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:14,120 Hey, welcome. 20 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,080 It's so good to see you here today. 21 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:22,170 I'm so excited for your big day. First days are so important. Right. 22 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:24,450 I'm sure this is going to be amazing. 23 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:30,210 So it's a tradition here that we have everybody gather in the conference room 24 00:02:30,210 --> 00:02:31,270 for introductions. 25 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,450 And so everybody is already gathered. We've been waiting for you to arrive. 26 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:37,590 It's very nice that you're on time, by the way. Thank you. 27 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:42,750 So why don't you just go ahead over there and then seat at the head of the 28 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:45,330 and I'll be right behind you. For sure. Thank you. 29 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,740 As you can see, we have our new intern here, Jane. 30 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,820 So we're just waiting on one more person to be here. 31 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:06,960 There she is. 32 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:12,720 Hello. So now that we're all seated and comfortable, it is tradition here that 33 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,300 we all introduce ourselves. 34 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:19,560 So why don't we go around the table and we'll have a brief introduction, name, 35 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,720 and what you do here. 36 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:23,920 Hi, my name is Emma. I'm the head of the IT department. 37 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:26,040 If anything ever breaks, let me know. 38 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,940 There's a lot of loose holes. 39 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,640 Give me a ring whenever you need help. 40 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,380 Great. 41 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:39,320 Hi, I'm Ariel, head marketing executive, and here we know our clients inside and 42 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 out. 43 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:45,340 I'm Amber. I'm the office manager here. I'm actually going to be helping set up 44 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:47,440 later so that I can show you all this. Okay. 45 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Awesome. 46 00:03:51,140 --> 00:03:52,700 I'm Kira. I'm the accountant. 47 00:03:56,590 --> 00:04:01,250 And you already met me. I'm Jules. I double as the front desk and head of our 48 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:04,530 customer service department where satisfaction is always guaranteed. 49 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:10,470 Cool. She wears many hats here. She's a go -to switch worker. 50 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,390 She's a professional at all the positions. I can assure you that. 51 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:20,430 Well, and then I am, as you know, Cora Del Rio, and I am the head of... 52 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,120 uh, human resources. 53 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:26,340 So, you know, it's come to me. If you have any problems at all, feel free and 54 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:29,360 comfortable to tell me anything that you need. All right. Um, that's what I'm 55 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,239 here for. Awesome. 56 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,160 Um, so right here I have a list of, Oh, sorry. 57 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:40,280 I had a quick question. Um, I just was wondering, does the CEO attend these 58 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,840 meetings usually? Oh, um, um, well, 59 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:49,710 Actually, the CEO, she's a very busy woman. She's always got her hands deep 60 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:54,430 about everything here. So she'll make herself known when she needs to be 61 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:58,470 And I'm sure she'll run into you before the day is out. 62 00:04:58,710 --> 00:04:59,710 Yeah. 63 00:05:00,450 --> 00:05:06,070 Until that moment, why don't we get you on schedule here? I actually made a 64 00:05:06,070 --> 00:05:09,750 schedule for you, kind of breaking down your day and what you can kind of 65 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:14,030 expect. The very first thing that we're going to do is get you a few workspaces 66 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,030 and get you settled in. 67 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:22,410 So, honestly, with everybody introducing themselves and since we're on the clock 68 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:26,410 at this point, why don't we all adjourn this meeting and get to business? 69 00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:27,930 Great. Yes. 70 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:29,490 Thank you, guys. 71 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:30,750 Thank you. 72 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,440 IP, how are you liking your new little office over here? 73 00:05:57,820 --> 00:06:03,420 I actually wanted to ask you guys about that. I'm supposed to be finding my 74 00:06:03,420 --> 00:06:05,400 workstation. Oh, here it is. 75 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,460 This is the workstation, actually. 76 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:10,120 It kind of looks like a break room. 77 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,940 Oh, my God. 78 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:14,160 You're going to fit right in. 79 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:15,420 Get your microwave. 80 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:17,160 Yeah, your own bathroom. Bathroom is quiet. 81 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:22,080 This is your lunch hour. Yeah, my room is in here, too, so it's effective. 82 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,100 Yeah, yeah. Come here. 83 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,380 Okay. 84 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,780 All right, let's get you logged in. 85 00:06:31,060 --> 00:06:36,840 Okay. Do you guys mind, like, walking me through it? I haven't used a desktop in 86 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,580 a while. It should be easy. 87 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,460 We're here. It's pretty cool. 88 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,880 All right. Yeah. 89 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,320 Just, like, enter. 90 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,140 Enter. 91 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,780 Date of birth, is it in? 92 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:01,000 Yeah. Oh, no, it's not in yet. Date of birth, yeah. 93 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,300 We're just really, I don't know, comfy with each other. 94 00:07:05,740 --> 00:07:06,740 You don't like that. 95 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,200 Yeah, we just love working with each other. 96 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,380 Okay, I entered my birthday, now what? 97 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,880 Title, job title. 98 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:16,280 Job title, okay, intern. 99 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:19,120 There's going to be another button, right? 100 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:21,740 Yeah, okay, I see the next button. 101 00:07:24,099 --> 00:07:25,099 Okay. 102 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,200 Branch, branch. 103 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 Yeah, 104 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:33,300 intern, branch. 105 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,780 Branch. I don't know what is my branch. Intern, intern. I already put intern. 106 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,720 That's the job title. I don't know what branch is. The branch is. 107 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:43,620 It's okay. 108 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:45,020 Okay. 109 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:57,000 Okay, it's asking me to set up a password. Should I just pick any 110 00:07:57,220 --> 00:08:00,860 No, not exactly. You need a security question right there. Oh, true. 111 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,440 My mother's maiden name. Okay. 112 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,579 It's frozen. 113 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:10,700 The computer's frozen. It's not working. There's a refresh button over there. 114 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:16,580 This? No, you have to use the mouse, but it's right there. Yeah, you gotta use 115 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:17,339 the mouse. 116 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:18,340 Okay. 117 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:22,570 Everything went away. 118 00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:25,190 You're going to have to do it all over again. 119 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:28,810 Okay. 120 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:30,830 Yeah, these are great questions again. 121 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,230 Oh, wait. So, date apart again. 122 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:34,789 Okay. Yeah. Okay. 123 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,490 Job title. 124 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,809 Intern. 125 00:08:40,490 --> 00:08:42,510 Branch. Branch. Intern. 126 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:44,070 Branch. Okay. 127 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,530 Now, the security. 128 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:49,840 Security question. 129 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,240 Mom's maiden name. 130 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,020 Street name. 131 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,860 Street name that I grew up. Okay. 132 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,980 And that's the double question. 133 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:10,180 What is that? I don't know what that is. 134 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Oh, 135 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,300 like exclamation point? Okay. 136 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:15,700 Okay, 137 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:17,820 exclamation point. 138 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:19,720 Okay, 139 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:27,400 it's all set up. My 140 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,400 workstation's all done. 141 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,540 You guys want me to, like, leave? 142 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,960 No, no, no, no. There's no rush. 143 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,320 Yeah, relax. 144 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,120 We just got here. You should get settled. 145 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,040 Should I? 146 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,720 Do I want to join? 147 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 Yeah. 148 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,720 I don't think so. 149 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,720 No, or you should stay anyway because there's a lot of things you should know. 150 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:52,260 Yeah, 151 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,640 there should be notepad over there. 152 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,300 A notepad? 153 00:09:57,420 --> 00:10:00,630 You got it? Are you joking? Okay. 154 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,290 I got the notepad. 155 00:10:03,510 --> 00:10:05,610 Okay, now you can turn around and watch. 156 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:08,150 You have the best place here. 157 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:10,690 Yeah, if no one ever comes around. 158 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,450 They could be doing that all day. 159 00:10:13,890 --> 00:10:15,830 Uh -huh. 160 00:10:17,270 --> 00:10:18,530 Oh, my God. 161 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,750 Oh, come on, Jay. It's okay. 162 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:22,110 Oh, my God. 163 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:26,790 Yeah, you're taking notes? I'm writing notes. No one comes around. 164 00:10:28,219 --> 00:10:29,219 During lunch. 165 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:34,180 Oh, good. Okay, that's it. That's the best fucking tip. And this is just a 166 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,400 fucking combo. 167 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:38,860 Oh, my God. This is so good. 168 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,080 And if somebody comes in, you know, you can just learn how to do this. 169 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:46,720 Yeah, you can learn how to do this if you like. 170 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:51,780 No panties. No panties. Don't do what I did. 171 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,530 Yeah. Well, I had a zipper, so. 172 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,450 Yeah. 173 00:10:57,010 --> 00:11:00,090 You make sure that everything is easy to come off. 174 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,310 Yeah. 175 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,630 Oh, 176 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,710 God, 177 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:14,270 I miss y 'all. Come on. Come on. 178 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:20,910 The best thing is that you get up. 179 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,510 Endless supply of our products. Yeah, they're everywhere. 180 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:28,490 Are you guys sure you're supposed to put that, like, on your stuff? Oh, yeah. 181 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,670 These are the parts you can actually test it. 182 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:35,950 How else are you going to know if it's going to work? Exactly. Yeah, you need 183 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,670 see how it works. It's actually really good. 184 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:42,970 I mean, I would just assume. I would never assume. You should know. 185 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:47,990 Yeah. Yeah, how else are you going to? 186 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,750 Never assume. 187 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,210 Yeah, never. 188 00:11:56,390 --> 00:12:00,690 Oh, yeah, this is one way to, like, really do it, like you're cuddling, you 189 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:04,850 know? Sometimes it gets really cold in here, so, like, cuddle. 190 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,390 You guys cuddle at work? 191 00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:09,010 Oh, we cuddle a lot. 192 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,490 Cuddle. 193 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:14,450 Oh, my God. 194 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,610 We can make all the noise if you want. 195 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,760 is going to fucking hear from you here. 196 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,820 Oh, my God. 197 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,480 Oh, my God. 198 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,400 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 199 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:30,759 Oh, my God. 200 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,380 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 201 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,980 Oh, my God. 202 00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:58,820 Oh, yes, yes, right there. 203 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:05,400 Are you ready? 204 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:08,860 Even a diagram helps sometimes. 205 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:14,900 A diagram of how the product's working. Yeah. 206 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,640 It's very slippery. 207 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,040 And it lasts very long. 208 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:34,000 Like, you know, I still move just like... I can't even think 209 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,160 anymore. But yeah, it just absorbs it. 210 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,120 But this one, oh, it stays a while. 211 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,720 Oh, yeah. 212 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:43,060 I should have looked into that blue. 213 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,740 Ours is, yeah. 214 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,060 Oh, my God. 215 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,570 You're gonna chew it some more like this? Oh my god. 216 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:13,910 No, 217 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:22,550 come on, Jane. 218 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,310 Turn around, you can see that. 219 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,090 Team 220 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:34,990 building, 221 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,470 exclamation mark, exclamation mark. 222 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:43,480 Actually, I already picked a password. 223 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,120 You're going to need to change it every two months, actually. 224 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,560 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 225 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,320 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, 226 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,400 my God. Oh, my God. 227 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,700 Oh, my God. 228 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,020 Oh, my God. 229 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,680 Oh, my God. 230 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,860 This stuff tastes so good, too. 231 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,820 It's tested. Yeah, it's tested. Come on. 232 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:11,950 I thought 233 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:18,890 we were a 234 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:19,890 team. 235 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,760 Should I have a drink? 236 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,740 Yeah, it would be perfect. Oh, my God. 237 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,160 Oh, my God. 238 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,040 Oh, my God. 239 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:01,150 We don't want that falling down again. 240 00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:02,610 Not again. 241 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:07,410 Okay, be careful with this, Jane. Jane, this one. The one that goes in the end. 242 00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:09,730 The really easy one. Yeah, it's delicate. 243 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,630 Oh! 244 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:14,270 Yeah, not that one. 245 00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,510 Oh. Oh. 246 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,030 Oh. 247 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,550 Delicate 50, Jane. 248 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:23,690 What? No. 249 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,050 Too soon? 250 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,920 Oh, I'm going to tease you now. 251 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,220 Oh, 252 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:44,300 I'm going to do it. You know how to do it. You know how to do it. 253 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,860 You can, like, pull it down. 254 00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,140 Yeah. 255 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,120 Are you sure you don't want to join? 256 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,740 Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,440 She'll be back. It's okay. 258 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:16,940 I like her. 259 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,700 I'm going to go over for your day. 260 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,100 You're going to be my company favorite. 261 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,420 I don't know. 262 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,700 I'll check on those days. 263 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,320 But I think you did, though. 264 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,580 Oh, yeah. 265 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,240 I need to go. I need to go. 266 00:18:57,659 --> 00:19:00,120 You know one thing about DIT? 267 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,720 Gotta make sure it's safe and secure. 268 00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:04,340 Safe and secure? Yes! 269 00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:34,959 I know. 270 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,880 That's the thing, he's trying to do. 271 00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:04,460 Did you write down your favorite part of the exercise? 272 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 Yeah. 273 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,320 How was it? 274 00:20:39,399 --> 00:20:42,200 Oh, yeah. 275 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:43,860 Oh, 276 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:59,000 yeah. 277 00:21:18,899 --> 00:21:19,899 Well, 278 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,080 you are all set up. Yeah, great. 279 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,700 Woo! 280 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280 Good intro. 281 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,020 Uh -huh, I think so. 282 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:38,080 So don't forget your itinerary. Never miss your meeting. 283 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,560 And you're going to do great. 284 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:43,060 Yeah, you're going to be fine, you know? Yeah. If you need more tips, they're 285 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:43,959 here. 286 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:44,960 Let's call IP. 287 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760 I'm not the manager. 288 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,280 Hi, Ms. Demure. 289 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,480 Yeah. 290 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,780 I think we're supposed to be having a meeting right now. 291 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,320 It says in the itinerary, intro to marketing. 292 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,400 It's the intro to marketing. If you're in marketing, you don't need to do the 293 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,399 introduction. 294 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,399 Okay, then. 295 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,540 Come on. Okay. 296 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:20,840 And there's actually something that I wanted to talk to someone about. I 297 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,840 know who. 298 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,120 But the craziest thing just happened to me while I was setting up my desk. 299 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,400 And these two employees were helping me. 300 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:33,920 And then they just started having sex right in front of me. 301 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,220 I didn't. Are you a Karen or are you a Nancy? 302 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,700 I'm a Jane. 303 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,620 That was not what I asked you. You spend all this time creating personas and 304 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,060 you're not even going to know what the brand is about? 305 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,300 Are you a model? What are you doing here? 306 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,280 Can you face the labels, please? 307 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,000 We're marketing. We're selling here. 308 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,560 Okay. 309 00:23:58,780 --> 00:23:59,800 Read me something. 310 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,100 Designed to support your healthy cycle? 311 00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:06,300 Is that a question or a statement? 312 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,199 Something else. 313 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,520 Uh, contains ginkgo. 314 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:27,260 My God. 315 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,260 What modeling agency sent you? 316 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:35,820 I'm not a model. I'm a... Oh, my God. I'm so ready for a meeting. I love my 317 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,820 company today. 318 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,440 I just checked your books. 319 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:47,040 Yeah? They're perfect. Just like your kids. 320 00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:49,060 I love when everything's balanced. 321 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:56,800 You can take care of this for me. 322 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:03,880 Do 323 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:13,600 you 324 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,500 want me to leave? 325 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,400 I don't know, Jennifer. I thought we had a meeting. 326 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,940 Reach your little binder. 327 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:35,260 Okay. Welcome to your first day at 328 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:40,660 Estrogenica. Some first day activities, maybe. 329 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:44,120 I assume HR. 330 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,340 Spray and Cora. 331 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:59,640 by the job itself, so consider what's most important for the new employee to 332 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:06,480 know. When planning the first day, be sure to schedule some downtime as well 333 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,200 time to... Why is she starting to break? 334 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:18,500 Other considerations could include the following. 335 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,720 Morning. Greet the employee. 336 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:27,160 Introduce them to the workspace, including where items are kept. 337 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,740 Provide facilities, 338 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:37,560 access information, security information, and keys. 339 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:45,040 Answer any immediate questions the employee may have. 340 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,460 Introduce employee to coworkers. 341 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,110 And a buddy is assigned. 342 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:56,830 Buddy. Do I have a buddy? Do I have a buddy? 343 00:26:58,890 --> 00:27:04,890 Meet with HR representative to complete any required paperwork. 344 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,950 Dictation? Email. 345 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,430 Get her email out of the form and then put it in. 346 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:16,970 Okay. 347 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,220 What should I type? 348 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,240 Oh, we're going to tell her off in business. 349 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:32,380 Per my last email. 350 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,480 Should I type that? 351 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:42,700 No. 352 00:28:05,930 --> 00:28:06,930 you want me to include? 353 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:08,430 Oh, my God. 354 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:09,770 Oh, my God. 355 00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:11,750 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 356 00:28:12,030 --> 00:28:12,529 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 357 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:12,949 Oh, my God. 358 00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:13,950 Oh, 359 00:28:14,290 --> 00:28:15,290 my God. 360 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:17,310 Oh, my God. 361 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240 Which you're not. 362 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:37,980 Furthermore, 363 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:45,560 we would like to remind you that our office hours have changed recently. 364 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:53,220 And we will no longer be able to accept your emails between the hours of 365 00:28:53,220 --> 00:29:00,140 9 to 5. 366 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,480 9 to 5. 367 00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,520 Isn't that like... 368 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,930 just regular office hours. Oh, 369 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:13,890 oh, okay. Make sure you add, um, if you have any further questions, come on, pay 370 00:29:13,890 --> 00:29:18,030 attention. Okay. Any further questions? I need to look at the screen to tell 371 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:21,110 you. Why? You should be a better time than that. Who said this one? 372 00:29:21,710 --> 00:29:22,669 Okay, wait. 373 00:29:22,670 --> 00:29:27,670 So, uh, if you have any further questions, please go through the 374 00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:31,910 channel and we will be able to. 375 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,780 Oh, the full company name. 376 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,840 And the tagline. Do you know the tagline? 377 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,860 How do you not know the tagline? 378 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,120 You don't know the tagline? 379 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,560 Just let me know the tagline. Oh, my God. 380 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,620 If you're going to be a secretary, you should really be better at your job. 381 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,400 What's the signature? 382 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,880 She still doesn't know the tagline. 383 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,380 It's on the paper. 384 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,040 It's a packaging. 385 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,240 It doesn't say. 386 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,550 Who peed? Yes. 387 00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:53,890 Okay. 388 00:30:56,110 --> 00:31:02,770 That looks right. Okay. I'll go inside the shoe closet for shit. 389 00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:12,850 When you see the bitch car from HR, make sure you 390 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,270 tell her that her shoes are terrible. 391 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,690 She hates that. 392 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,180 She never is. She's trashy. 393 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:29,960 I'm 394 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:37,220 not 395 00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:39,360 a secretary. I'm an intern. 396 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,700 I'm an intern. 397 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:46,200 Oh, that's right. I remember now. It's like literally her first day. 398 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:50,420 Oh, I'm going to have to leave the entire company. 399 00:31:52,629 --> 00:31:53,910 You're welcome. 400 00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:58,590 Oh, yes. 401 00:32:00,010 --> 00:32:01,990 It's so good to have you on board. 402 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,850 Oh, God, yes. 403 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:15,850 Are you going to get it? 404 00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,450 I didn't know I was supposed to. 405 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:36,530 I think it's the CEO. 406 00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:45,930 Miss Demure, she can't come to the phone right now. She's in an important 407 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:46,930 meeting. 408 00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:53,610 She really needs you to come to the phone right now, she said. 409 00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:55,550 She's all bored. 410 00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:57,910 Tell her I'm in a meeting. 411 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,330 It's a very important meeting. 412 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,420 And she says she can't be disturbed right now. 413 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,980 So how am I talking to her? 414 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,840 She wrote it in a note. 415 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:19,200 She's really angry. She's saying it's not acceptable. 416 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,480 I don't know what to say. 417 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:27,380 I'm her new secretary, and it's my first day. 418 00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:40,990 I'm so sorry about this inconvenience. I just... I don't know how to force 419 00:33:40,990 --> 00:33:43,110 another human being to do something. 420 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:49,170 Let me see what I can do. 421 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,410 Tell her she'll be back in 15. 422 00:33:53,930 --> 00:33:56,970 She said she'll be back in 15. Is that okay? 423 00:33:58,130 --> 00:34:01,710 Not okay. Not okay. Not okay. All right. 424 00:34:02,590 --> 00:34:06,620 I'm... I'm trying to see what I can do for you right now, but it's a little bit 425 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:12,760 tricky because she's in a very important meeting with the accounting department. 426 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:19,560 And it's just, you know, there is important stuff being done right now. 427 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,239 important dialogue being spoken. 428 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,659 And I'm so sorry. 429 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:31,320 She says she's going to fire you if you don't answer her phone. 430 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:38,290 Um... Oh, okay. 431 00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:43,630 Yes, yes, I... Of course. I completely understand. 432 00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:50,570 Yes, no, it's not acceptable. It's not acceptable, and it's unprofessional on 433 00:34:50,570 --> 00:34:54,969 part. On her... Yeah. 434 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:58,770 Tell her she's... 435 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:01,700 We're like a family here. 436 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,700 I know that things might be a little bit different than what you're expecting, 437 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,880 and another role can be so strange, but if you just give us all you have and be 438 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,400 open to having a little odd job, we're going to give you. 439 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,320 Do you remember what we did to you when you first started here? 440 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:26,600 You had me doing all sorts of weird boxes and paperwork. 441 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:35,690 I hope you're following along 442 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:37,850 today. There is really a wealth of knowledge. 443 00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:48,270 I'll see you coming whenever you want me. 444 00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:43,860 that is... 445 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:43,940 Oh, newbie. I know. 446 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,439 She'll be okay. 447 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440 You want to do lunch? 448 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,880 Everything is not okay. 449 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,040 Well, that's terrible news here. 450 00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:16,380 What's going on? 451 00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:23,560 Well, I'm having some problems today, and I just wanted to come directly to 452 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:29,460 And I just want to start off by saying that I love this company, and I have 453 00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:34,380 loved this company since I was a little girl, ever since I saw the CEO on the 454 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,580 cover of Time magazine. 455 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,780 I have always wanted to work here at Estrogenica. 456 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:44,740 And now that I am, you know, I've been so excited. It's my first day. 457 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:51,220 And I've worked in a lot of offices before. I have to let you know that 458 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:57,380 my life have I witnessed such unprofessional behavior from people, my 459 00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:01,260 colleagues, working in an office with me. And it's not acceptable. 460 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,760 And, you know, It's not what I thought it was. So I felt like I just needed to 461 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:11,980 come directly to you, to HR, because you've been so nice to me, and try to 462 00:45:11,980 --> 00:45:14,960 figure it out and see what we can do about the situation. 463 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,120 I am just so sorry to hear all of this. 464 00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:26,100 And it's so embarrassing to think that it's literally your first day. I 465 00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:28,720 think we're even halfway through the day, are we? No, we're not. 466 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:39,200 You know, this sounds like you seem to be really bothered by all of this. And 467 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:45,540 I want you to know that first and foremost, I'm always most concerned 468 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:51,080 with your safety and your comfort. And so with that in mind, 469 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:58,160 if you would feel a bit more comfortable, maybe we could close the 470 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,120 could really get into what it is that has happened. 471 00:46:02,430 --> 00:46:06,050 I really would like to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, that sounds great. Thank 472 00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:07,150 you. It would be my pleasure. 473 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:21,630 So I would like you to begin at the top. Okay. And go all the way down. 474 00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,990 Okay. As slowly as it takes. 475 00:46:25,330 --> 00:46:26,330 Mm -hmm. Yeah. 476 00:46:27,270 --> 00:46:28,290 Let me know everything. 477 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:29,570 Okay. 478 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:37,700 I guess I would have to start with I walked into my work area, my 479 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:43,420 and it was in the break room, which is fine. 480 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:47,980 I've never had that experience before, but if you guys are on some type of 481 00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:50,780 budget, that's fine. I can totally deal with that. 482 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:57,740 I'm trying to set up my workstation, and I'm visited by the IT person and the 483 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,740 office manager. 484 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:07,910 We're trying to be helpful, but they started to have sexual relations 485 00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:14,590 right in front of me. Sexual relations? Yes. Or I should actually say behind me 486 00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:18,590 because they were standing right behind me as I'm sitting there at my desk in my 487 00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:23,530 computer trying to set everything up. They were making out. There were 488 00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:27,770 There was oral sex, moving to the couch, multiple positions. 489 00:47:28,650 --> 00:47:33,770 I was like, where am I right now? What is going on? There were some crude 490 00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:36,050 notes that I was forced to write. 491 00:47:36,310 --> 00:47:42,310 And then to top that whole situation off, a janitor was hiding in the 492 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:46,590 the entire time, and she gave me the rudest scowl. 493 00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:50,450 As she exited, I didn't even do anything wrong to deserve that. 494 00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:55,310 So that happened. Then I go to the marketing department for a meeting I was 495 00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:59,050 supposed to have intro to marketing. First of all, she was a giant bitch. 496 00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:05,050 Second of all, she and accounting, they started having sex right in front of me 497 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,050 too. 498 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:08,070 This time it was even worse. 499 00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:10,730 They had me go on the phone with the CEO. 500 00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:13,450 They had me holding the chair. 501 00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:14,990 I just... 502 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:22,140 I've never been made to feel like a prop in somebody's sexual fantasy 503 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:29,000 encounter. And I don't know if this is how things are done here or if this is 504 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:35,220 just four rogue employees that need to be fired. But overall, it has not been a 505 00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:37,540 positive experience today at all. 506 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:43,140 I'm sorry to hear all this. I mean, that's... 507 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,200 I can't say that. 508 00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,060 I'm not familiar with all this stuff happening out there like that. 509 00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:54,820 Really, like, what, all those positions they went into? 510 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,700 Yeah, all the positions. They did doggy. They did spoon. 511 00:48:58,900 --> 00:48:59,900 They did ride. 512 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:01,220 It was... 513 00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:06,050 Disgusting. That is not what I want to see when I come into the office. And I'm 514 00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:09,850 sure you understand that, you know, as somebody working in human resources. 515 00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:15,550 You want everything to be professional and normal and safe for everybody. 516 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,630 It was not what I was expecting. 517 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:23,410 And I just felt very unprepared to walk into a situation in which people were 518 00:49:23,410 --> 00:49:26,330 having sexual relations right in front of me. 519 00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:29,210 Oh, I can't believe that would happen. 520 00:49:29,450 --> 00:49:34,590 I just... I've never experienced anything like this before. I felt like I 521 00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:37,950 in, you know, the Twilight Zone. Are you all right? 522 00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:44,090 No, I'm sorry. I'm just still blown away by everything I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm 523 00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:49,550 blown away as well. And I just felt like after that experience, I came straight 524 00:49:49,550 --> 00:49:54,490 here to HR because I didn't know what to do. I've never experienced such 525 00:49:54,490 --> 00:49:56,130 hypersexual people. 526 00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,400 having sexual relations right in front of me. I mean, it was so disrespectful. 527 00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:06,100 I am just so... It's hard for me to hear all of this coming from you. 528 00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,640 And is this all happened today? 529 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,560 Yes, this is all today in a matter of hours. So it just makes me wonder what 530 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:19,420 else is happening behind the scenes of this company. I mean, how deep can this 531 00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:20,580 really go, right? 532 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,060 Right? I want to know. 533 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:25,720 That I, we will get to the bottom of this. Right. Yeah. 534 00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,580 Yeah. No, trust me. 535 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:32,180 Are you all right? Oh no, I'm sorry. It's just. 536 00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:33,740 Are you sure you're sweating? 537 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,120 No, I'm just so blown away by everything. 538 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:39,320 Oh my God. 539 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,320 Are you kidding me right now? You too? 540 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,120 Aren't you the customer service rep? 541 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:47,080 Um, that's right in the head of my department. 542 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,280 But you know what? This is completely the normal happenings in our company. 543 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:56,080 I mean, we're both consenting adults here. 544 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,640 Completely normal. 545 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,660 You know, we really care about our interpersonal connections here as a 546 00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:05,740 It's really important to us. Isn't that right? That is completely right. 547 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:12,960 Nothing matters more than us than to be a close -knit crew ready to take on any 548 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,220 hard problems that arise and resolve them. 549 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,980 You need to be there to support your fellow coworkers and employees. 550 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:25,880 And that is what we're really all about here. So there's really nothing for you 551 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,880 to worry about at all. 552 00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:28,260 This is insane. 553 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,180 I'm really going to have to take matters into my own hands. 554 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:35,700 Oh, well, please do. 555 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:37,820 Not that! 556 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,560 You remember how the new hires are? 557 00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:47,640 Yeah, no, for sure. 558 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,080 Not like the boss is going to do anything about it anyway. 559 00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:55,440 Exactly. You remember your first day, don't you? 560 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,760 Actually, I kind of do. 561 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,480 I feel like it was maybe someone with blue hair. 562 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,660 Just over there. 563 00:52:05,020 --> 00:52:06,340 Just over there. 564 00:52:09,010 --> 00:52:12,830 We figured out exactly how to work this company. 565 00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,870 The ins and the outs. 566 00:52:16,610 --> 00:52:20,310 Won't you please lead the way and show me? 567 00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:35,410 Oh, no. 568 00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:38,030 I like to get very hands -on. 569 00:52:38,290 --> 00:52:39,290 Yeah, I know. 570 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,600 Oh, my God. Oh, 571 00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:12,320 my God. 572 00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,720 I love 573 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:50,000 you. 574 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,100 I was asked by Hal to remember a hit. 575 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:13,820 Oh, that's what it was. Oh, my God. 576 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:15,760 Oh, my God. 577 00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:17,620 Oh, my God. 578 00:54:18,980 --> 00:54:19,980 Oh, 579 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,320 you're so yummy. 580 00:54:32,430 --> 00:54:34,910 Oh, my 581 00:54:34,910 --> 00:54:40,450 God. Oh, 582 00:54:40,950 --> 00:54:43,130 my God. 583 00:54:43,350 --> 00:54:45,870 Yeah. Yeah. 584 00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:33,089 I need to sleep. 585 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,130 My lungs break. 586 00:56:34,450 --> 00:56:35,450 Yeah. 587 00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:38,030 I don't think anyone's happy now. 588 00:57:29,930 --> 00:57:30,930 Oh, fucking God. 589 01:07:53,260 --> 01:07:54,960 Such a good job. 590 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,720 Yes, we should. 591 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:35,380 We've got to make sure that new instrument's okay. 592 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,720 I'm sure we'll break her right now. I'm more than sure of that. 593 01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,220 With the help of you. 594 01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:32,660 What? 595 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:40,440 Miss Venus, first of all, I just want to tell you that I'm such a huge fan of 596 01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:44,000 everything you've done in your career ever since I saw you on the cover of 597 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,940 magazine when I was a little girl. Okay, who are you? 598 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:48,240 I'm the new intern. 599 01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:50,140 Intern? I don't talk to interns. 600 01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:51,540 What do you want? 601 01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:54,940 Well, we actually spoke on the phone earlier today. 602 01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:57,740 I speak to hundreds of people a day. I don't remember. 603 01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,060 Right. 604 01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:05,280 I just wanted to let you know that there is some serious misconduct happening at 605 01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,480 this company. Misconduct? 606 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,380 Pretty big claim. 607 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:09,639 Go on. 608 01:14:09,640 --> 01:14:15,160 Well, I don't want to shock you or anything, like I was, but you should 609 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:20,940 that all of your department heads, they're having sexual relations. Sexual 610 01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:22,800 relations? In the office. In the office? 611 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:27,520 Yes. Under the tables. On the couches. My couches? Yes, the floors. 612 01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,980 Yes, and you should know, there was even a janitor hiding in the closet, and she 613 01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,400 gave me the rudest look. 614 01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:38,840 Yeah, sounds like her. But anyway, everybody's involved. 615 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:43,480 Everybody? IT, the office manager, accounting. 616 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:44,679 That bitch. 617 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,000 Marketing. Marketing. 618 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,480 Even HR. 619 01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:53,460 HR? Yes, I went to HR directly to report this problem, only to find customer 620 01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:56,300 service blowing her under her desk. Blowing her? 621 01:14:56,540 --> 01:15:00,910 Yes. And we're even using Astro Boots and Lube. Astro Boots? 622 01:15:01,170 --> 01:15:02,170 That's my best seller. 623 01:15:02,470 --> 01:15:03,470 Come with me. 624 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:04,890 Sit down. 625 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:47,890 into this meeting today? 626 01:15:58,710 --> 01:16:01,750 Because this, this one. 627 01:16:03,470 --> 01:16:06,030 Jane, the intern. Right, the intern. 628 01:16:06,570 --> 01:16:12,210 She told me that you have all been having sexual relations 629 01:16:12,210 --> 01:16:14,190 in the office. 630 01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:17,140 that right? 631 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:25,700 Because you know how I feel 632 01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:28,340 about sexual relations in the office. 633 01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:38,640 Next. 634 01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:26,200 Go sit down. 635 01:22:43,580 --> 01:22:44,980 I'll take some time off. 636 01:22:58,009 --> 01:22:59,250 Company culture, darling. 637 01:23:31,170 --> 01:23:32,970 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 638 01:24:01,180 --> 01:24:02,600 Thank you. 639 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,560 Thank you. 640 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:07,320 Thank 641 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:24,240 you. 642 01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,520 Amen. Amen. 643 01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:08,350 Yeah. 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