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Then you'd be down giving her the key. All right, Alex, it's time to go.

Oh,

thank you so much.

Bubs!

Bubs, Bubs, it's time for Alex to leave. Hey, man.

Come back anytime.

Listen, I hope you recover your booze and your drugs. I'm going to get it

Don't you worry now.

Bob. Thanks for everything. Thank you so much.

Wish you didn't have to go. Look, there's that book I was telling you

Killer Pay Cakes. Yes, sir. You can have that. Your last coffee?

Yeah. Oh, thank you so much. You take it. Thank you.

Thank you. And you, crazy bastard?

It was fun, man. It was a lot of fun. We lived, huh?

By the way, you know that hash that I had at the border that I ate?

Well, it came through with my coffee this morning.

I put it under your pillow. Fuck off.

Cashmere. Cashmere? Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. And I hope you don't mind the route that it took to get there. Fuck,

Cashmere? He's going to fuck him up. Yeah.

Cashmere came out of your turds?

I've got to go check mine.

Terry, it's because he... All right, let's wrap this shit up and get you the

fuck out of here. Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming, beautiful.

Guys, what can I say?

It's been such an experience.

Loved being here with you. And I just want to say, from my heart, 100%.

I'd rather be with you guys than some of the best people in the world.

Love you.

Love you. Good night.

Good night.

See you, baby.

See you, everybody.

Oh, Chief.

Where the hell do you think you're going?

I'm going with Alex. I was only in for the night for questioning. I'm pretty

sure I'm supposed to leave.

Nice try, sweetheart.

Fuck off, Ronnie.

This is fucking bullshit. I'm not supposed to. This is bullshit. Alex is

We gotta get our fucking shit back from the guards, man. Fuck the guards.

I like your way of thinking right now.

Especially... Fuck gorilla fingers, man. We have a deal. Let's do this.

Let's get our stuff back. You don't have to fucking kill somebody. No, boys.

Ricky, you're not killing anybody.

And there's not a hoary snow angel's frozen ice -titch chance in hell that

you're getting anything back, especially the weird... You know what? You know, I

disagree, man.

The deal's a fucking deal, and I'm fucking pissed off about that. But can't

just let it go?

Equally, I'm not feeling fucking happy right now.

Let me get high as fuck off Allison's house. Get them ready to rage. Let's get

our fucking dope and our booze back. Let's do it, man. I'll come up with a

I'll help you get it thoughted out. Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah, this couldn't get fucked. Stop it all.

See what we're dealing with here.

Where are you, little black piece of love? What the fuck?

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck.

Are you fucking with me again? Like, why the

fuck do you keep fisting my piss hole? I don't fucking understand this.

Fuck, you okay, bud?

Hey, Tara.

Hey, Ricky, what's going on?

You didn't happen to look under my pillow, did you? And find a little piece

what's argued to be the best fucking hash in the world, did you?

No, I didn't look under your pillow.

Has anyone else been in here?

Not that I know of. And you didn't look under my pillow?

No, I didn't. You didn't look under my fucking pillow? Fuck, Ricky!

I didn't know you were here

I can't tell if that's it or if that's just fucking junk in there.

Here, just let me dig around a little bit.

Ricky, Ricky!

You can't be sticking those in the man's ear.

That's what they're for.

Here, we need the big guns.

We need the big guns. Oh, right here.

There we go.

Holy fuck, boys. Look, that's it right there.

Holy fuck. Look at that.

Yeah, it's fucking gross, man.

I don't think it's coming out of there, though, boys. Look, it looks like the

ear just grew around it as he got older.

How in the name of Charlie Chaplin's hard -fought belly and cock did you get

that in your fucking ear?

Fuck y 'all, when my grandma died, she left me her hearing aids or whatever.

That's what they told me. And so I'd always wear them around the house

thought it was kind of cool to pretend I'm a fucking part robot.

And then one day I was like lighting fires in the backyard and my old man was

like, fuck Terry, you got to listen better. And he cracked me in the side of

head and it got wedged in pretty deep there. And fuck, we didn't really have

time to fucking take care of it. So, you know, it kind of just stayed in there.

But, you know, my old man, he taught me a good lesson about like listening.

You think it still works?

Well, it used to work, and I had, like, fucking bionic hearing, but then when I

was, like, 11, it sort of crapped out, eh? Well, the battery died.

Wish it was fucking working now. You might be able to hear it still on my

and get it back for me.

Boys, you get me a nine -volt battery, I'll get that cocksucker back to life.

You gonna fix my hearing?

Fucking right on! Woo -hoo!

Who gives a fuck about that? I might get my hash back!

Right on, buds!

The way this is wired up now, his whole head is basically like a microphone with

ice pops. Okay, Terry, I'm going to put the power to it. Take a deep breath. You

got this, Terry.

Where's your hash? Ooh.

Yeah, she's gone.

You find the hash, big fucking secret's up for you, buddy. Yeah, you don't.

Okay, just pretend you're rocking out.

Cast them out.

Go, Terry, go, go, go.

He said ass. He said he's got a nice ass.

Those guys are fucking seeing each other. Oh, yeah, he is talking about his

Lance and Barry are fucking a couple?

There's nobody talking about hash, Ricky. For fuck's sakes.

Rail them in. Rail them in.

Rail them in.

Get them back on the boat.

Oh, fuck, unplug it. It's getting hot.

Where the fuck's my ass?

He'd light this orange construction rope on fire, and he'd go and start dripping

the hot wax all over my chest.

Sometimes it would hurt so bad, I'd just start to scream, and I'd pass out from

the pain.

Dad would just laugh and laugh like it was the thing he enjoyed most in the

world.

And sometimes, after ten or twenty drips, I couldn't take it anymore, and

pass out from the pain.

And dad would just walk around like he had no idea that it happened.

And I knew it would go on forever.

And that's why I became a wrestler.

So I could beat the hell out of people.

But not my dad.

I love him.

It's all right, Justin, bro.

It's all right, bro.

It's all right, Justin.

Justin, I'll be back.

Thank you, Justin.

Barry.

Honest.

So, this has been great.

What is it called?

It's not your fault.

It's not.

So, we're going to end early.

Come on, boys.

Actually, hey, could I have a go? I kind of need this pretty bad right now.

Come on, Tiff. Make it quick. Quick, quick, quick. Come on.

Do they seem fucked up or is it just me?

They're acting fucking weird. They look like they're fucking high.

That's who took my fucking ass, I'm telling you. I'm about to do something

really fucking... Not now. Not now. They took my fucking hat.

We don't know for sure. Then we need to find that out before you do something

crazy. How the fuck do we do that?

Let's use the bionic burnout.

Fucking guards can suck my fucking cock.

Fucking ass here harvested fucks. They stole it. They smoked it. Now they're

high as fuck. Guaranteed. Calm down.

Can you hear anything, sir? We're not powered yet. Gotta power them up,

Just relax. Take a deep breath.

Okay, you're on.

Jesus. Everybody shut the fuck up. We're trying to do something here for a

second.

Listen, they're fucking giggling. They're fucking really giggling.

Yep, they are laughing up a storm right now. I can't hear the words, though.

It's either watching Benny Hill or they are fucking high.

That's not good enough. How can we hear the fucking words, though? We need more

power.

Bring them back to the fucking workshop.

She just needs a little more juice and a little... Old school World War I

listening technology.

Look at that, Floyd. Yeah, you're like a sound exponologist or whatever the fuck

it's called. Yeah, totally. You wait. He's got about 15 times the fucking

he had before. Fire it up, man. Here, just crank it. Holy fuck!

Holy shit! I can hear everything, boys!

This is going to work perfectly.

Okay, you've got to be careful with this stuff.

Not as far as I want to push it. Right there, Rick.

Whoa, whoa, right there. It's the gorilla fingers. Is it Ronnie?

It is.

Hey, would it be fucking weird if we all took our clothes off right now? I'm

down. Yes, let's do it.

Wait, no, no, no, it's not you.

They're fucking laughing their heads off.

They are, too. They sound like they're fucked out of their minds. It should be

me that's fucked out of their minds, not those fucking pricks.

Just give it a little more juice.

It's not made for this. That's too much current.

What the fuck is that sound? Does that sound like a waterbong to you or what?

It could be just a plumbing pipe, Ricky. It got down like water, buddy.

Holy

fuck,

she blew!

She blew us! Let's get out of here, boys! Let's get out of here!

We fucking found out at least. We know who took the house now, don't we? Yeah,

but he's probably going to be deaf now.

I don't fucking know anything about electricity.

I know. That's why you shouldn't have been touching it.

Oh, just stop yelling at my good ear.

Holy fuck. I don't know what to do.

What the fuck are we doing? I know what to do. Just shut the fuck up.

Gus, we got a medical emergency. Get the fuck in there.

Hurry up. What did he say? Medical emergency?

Oh my fuck, I'm way too high to be dealing with this shit right now.

Oh my god, I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack!

I don't get paid nothing.

I'm about to have full -blown panic attack.

Remember, these guys are fucked on cash, man.

I know, Terry, I know. I know what hurts. Listen to me, Terry. You gotta

the pain and look fucked up, okay?

Okay, yeah. Here, take that. It's an antacid. I'm gonna fuck up. Here we go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Terry.

We got a serious situation here, man.

Terry smoked some acid. Was there anything in his fucking pillowcase? That

laced with something. Look at him, man. Based on his reaction, I'm guessing it

was probably acid dipped in fentanyl.

Fentanyl? Yeah.

Okay, we... Get him out of here. We need an extraction.

We need an extraction. He needs medical help. You'll be okay, Terry. You'll be

okay, Terry.

He's foaming.

You got him, man.

Good luck, Terry. Sorry, buddy. Are you okay? What's wrong with you? Can I talk

to you for a sec?

What? Okay, listen.

Hypothetically speaking, If Gerald stole some hash or took some hash from

underneath Ricky's pillow and then a bunch of us smoked it, we'd be fucked.

Listen to me. Listen to me closely, okay? If you guys smoke that shit,

serious fucking danger here. We're talking like brain damage. Oh, no, no.

All right.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't help you. Hey, listen. I can't help you. All

right, okay? Well, I need some guarantees.

Okay? All right? Okay, watch.

Do whatever you want. I want all my liquor and drugs back, okay? And the

lobster. Okay.

Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I want a fucking 40 minute visit with my

girlfriend unsupervised. No cameras.

Okay. But what are you going to do for me? Okay. Get out your pen and paper.

Nice and calm. All right.

This is what you got. Hey, keep it together.

This is what you got to do.

You all have to fucking check a pint of rum. Okay. That's going to lower the

heart rate.

And you got to eat a loaf of bread. Okay. That's going to suck up all the

toxins, all the poisons in the body.

All right? Okay, what else? Sniff and chew some peppercorns, man. That helps

time, trust me. Yeah? That'll help. Boys, they could just take a walk, too.

would be helpful.

Then you gotta take a shower. You gotta get rid of all those thoughts. And it's

better if you shower together, especially all the dudes.

Okay, I got it. I got it all.

And one last thing. Drink piss. It really, really fucking helps. They do it

in India or somewhere.

The piss is important, okay?

And you gotta keep it down. You gotta chug the piss.

I'll try it. Keep it down.

Those guys are fucked.

Nice one, boys. That shit's not going to help a fentanyl OD.

They're all going to fucking die.

They're not on fentanyl, you idiot.

They're high as fuck in my hat. Fuck, man. I was hoping they were going to

fucking die, man. Fuck. I got to go wash my cock and balls. I'm getting banged

tonight. You deserve it. You deserve it.

I can't believe they're going to chuck piss.

Is that funny, though?

I don't know. Ricky thought of it.

20 minutes, Rick.

You're probably only going to need 10 seconds.

Why don't you lick my bag here for 10 seconds, Ronnie?

Hey.

What the fuck's going on? Why are the guards being so nice to me? It's a long

fucking story, babe.

Look at you.

Orange is definitely your color.

Let's fucking go to the doctor. That's because it's definitely your fucking

color.

So what are we allowed to do?

I think anything.

Yeah? Yeah.

I wanted to give you a mouth hug. Oh, my God, you're fucking right you can.

I'm going to deal with the guards. You're going to leave us alone?

Turn the cameras off?

Fuck, it's fucking hot.

I hope you feel the same way about me that I feel about you. God, David, you

have no idea.

You're the best thing that's ever fucking happened to me.

Thank you so much for helping me fix your junior's teeth.

Of course.

Look at us, in a prison, able to do whatever the fuck we want.

Just fucking once in a lifetime.

No.

What do you want to do to me?

Everything. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, you want to put it in the front door or you want to take it around

the loading zone?

It's empty.

Oh my fuck, you're making me so annoyed right now.

I want to get my tongue fired up. That's my specialty.

That's hot. Keep going.

Not like this.

I want it to be special.

Yeah, me too. It will be. I've been doing tongue exercises, tongue curls,

tongue push -ups. Yeah, we should wait, though.

Are you serious right now, or are you just joking, right?

Yeah, we should wait until after you get out of prison.

It'd be so much more special that way.

Yeah, no, you know what? I was thinking the same thing, that maybe we should

wait, and it would be really... Yeah. Good.

There's no point in doing this right now, right?

Prison with no guards and no cameras.

I should go then.

Okay.

See ya.

She's the greatest fucking thing that's ever happened to me, boys. I think it's

fucking cool that she wants to wait until I get out of the bag. Yeah, for

Whoa, back the fuck up just a minute.

Isn't she taking money from you now?

Shouldn't it be the other fucking way around? Shut the fuck up, Marie, okay?

This is true love. I'm not conning her. I'm fucking in love with her. I gave her

a bit of money for her daughter's teeth and to buy her daughter a fucking bike

for grading.

Isn't that sweet? You're not even fucking banging her yet you're giving

fucking money, man?

He's deaf there. Hard of hearing. Hopefully it'll come back soon. What?

That's not good.

How do you mean the rest of the half's feeling fuck's feelings? You learned a

goddamn lesson? Oh, fuck. That was quite a ride, man. Brutal. We learned our

lesson. No more of that for me. Fuck.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, so listen, guys. You've got to get all this cleaned up, okay? The cameras

are only off another two or three hours. You've got to get rid of it. Yeah,

yeah. Fuck off.

Oh, fuck off, eh? I'm going to tell you something. You've got all this weed all

over the place. It smells like it's gunk's asshole.

You've got to get fucking rid of it. Hey, don't worry about it, okay?

Okay, don't worry about it. Oh, all right.

Well, the warden's going to be back, okay?

And it's not going to be my aunt. He said don't fucking worry about it. All

right. Well, I'll tell you what. This makes us more than fucking even. Good

luck. More than even.

Chuck, oh, what, the fucking doctor took out of my canal?

What? Are you kidding me? Fuck the size of it. That was in your fucking ear?

No, but I burnt out this side. This canal's burnt out, but I can still give

on this side. Give her. Yeah, Derek. Chuck it, buddy. Come on.

A man's got to eat.

It's the only way for me to make money.

Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to anybody that I didn't do to

buddy.

Just a little oral.

That'll make me some good money.

Okay, Randers.

You can do this.

You can do it.

Smokey's back!