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[Man] What I'm saying is that it's more than what it seems,
that's all.
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Much more.
People don't know because they're too busy with their game shows
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and football and silliness to take the time
to look and read and figure it all out.
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Who is it that said,
"Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see"?
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These are interesting times
we're living in.
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That's another saying.
Chinese. Actually, it's a curse.
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All you have to do is look
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and learn to connect the dots
and get ready.
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Did you know there's only three days' worth of food in the stores
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and when the S-H-T-F,
the 99 % are gonna be out of commission.
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[Sighs]
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I'm only telling you this
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because I wouldn't be
a good father to you
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if I didn't let you know
all the stuff that I know.
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It bears repeating, so I'm repeating it,
so you can be prepared.
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It's only a matter of time
and it's not far off now.
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All you have to do
is look around.
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You can see it
if you open your eyes.
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The biggest problem we have isn't
anything that a little focus couldn't cure.
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And it's not like it's so hard.
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There's tons of information out there if people just take the time to look.
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And if you think being busy with all that stuff you think is so important,
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well, you're gonna learn that that's not what really matters,
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I mean what really matters.
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All that's gonna matter
is what you do now.
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And I'm not saying all this to scare you or because I'm scared,
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because I'm not scared,
if that's what you think, no, I'm ready.
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I just want to be ready.
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[Man on phone]
Nice talking with you, Dad.
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[Man sighs]
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Yeah, okay. Bye.
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[Sighs]
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[faint music playing]
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Maggie, huh?
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You're new here.
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[Beeping]
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And $22.56.
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It's always a good idea
to know your neighbor.
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You never know
when you might need 'em.
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Can I see
your driver's license?
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Ed Hemsler.
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[Radio tuning]
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[mechanical humming]
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[chimes]
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[female newscaster on TV] ...unemployed
workers and returning veterans
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were amongst the most hotly-debated items in the report.
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The governor,
after taking time off from his vacation
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to thoroughly examine the proposed budget cuts,
has asked for a three-day period
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to allow his staff to assess
the merits of the proposal
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and respond to what one official has termed "petty obstructionism."
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Fortunately, Ed Hemsler
has devised
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an innovative solution
to our problems,
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allowing him the much-envied ability to sit around in his underwear
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as the world passes him by.
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[Alarm ringing]
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[alarm stops]
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[Ed sighs]
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[sighs]
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[faint music playing]
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[beeping]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- That'll be $9.50.
- [Woman] Okay.
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Thank you.
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[Mumbling]
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Wrong. Wrong.
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[Female newscaster on TV] ...federal
mandates affecting National Guard members.
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Governor Wilkenson said that he
welcomed the changes citing recent events
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as families gathered to honor the 17 people who died that terrible day.
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The governor added that he believed there was a growing hope
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and sense of purpose shared
amongst Americans
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as we seek to find new ways to prevent
tragedies like this from ever happening again.
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What's the matter, Ed?
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Did I say something wrong?
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[Faint music playing]
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Thank you.
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Hi, Ed.
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Maggie.
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[No audible dialogue]
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[male weatherman on radio] The forecast,
mostly sunny skies today...
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[continues, indistinct]
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[spits]
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[engine starts]
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[chuckles]
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Oh, I'm sorry!
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That's my fault.
I got ya.
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Okay.
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Phew.
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[Ed] Nice car.
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It's not a Ford.
You like it?
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Yeah. It's good... on gas.
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Oh, that's important.
You never know when you're gonna need some.
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- Yeah.
- You like coming here?
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Dan's, I mean.
I see you here from time to time.
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It's-- it's convenient.
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Nice selection.
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So, have a nice day...
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I'm Ed.
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Ronnie.
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Ronnie?
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Ronnie.
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That's a man's name.
Ronnie what?
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Meisner.
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- M-E--
- E-I.
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Ah...
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Hemsler. That's my last name.
Ed Hemsler. Pleased to meet you.
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Ooh. [Chuckles]
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Okay. Nice to meet you.
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Yeah. You too.
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Have-- have a good day.
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Ronnie Meisner.
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- [Ed] So?
- [Gasps]
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What're you shopping for today?
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Oh. Hi.
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Just some stuff.
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And how about you?
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Yeah, I'm just
getting some stuff too.
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Well, it's good
to see you again, Ronnie.
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All right.
You have a good day.
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Ed.
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Ed.
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Wow, you were busy.
What're you getting ready for?
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Oh, no. I just
needed some things.
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You're ready, aren't you?
I get it. I can see it.
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You can see?
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I knew it the minute I saw you.
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You know, the way
you were looking.
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Smart shopping, strategic.
I get it.
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Well, I was just
getting some things.
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Yeah, I know.
And I know you know.
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This is all going down.
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You like coffee?
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You gotta realize
there's more to it than that.
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There's things that most people don't understand.
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America.
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This is such a special place.
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Special in history.
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You gotta look
at the whole picture.
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You ever hear
of The Federalist Papers?
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Uh-uh.
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To know what they are,
you gotta go way back
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to what's called
the Magna Carta.
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That's when things
really got going,
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but you can go back
further than that if you want.
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See, it's all a matter
of controlling people.
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You got basically two types:
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those who want to control you and
those who don't want to be controlled.
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That's me, the second type.
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You want more coffee?
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Oh, no. No. I...
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Ooh. Ooh, I got to get back.
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[Sighs] Yeah,
I gotta get back to some stuff, too.
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[Bell jingles]
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You need to borrow my watch
next time?
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Sorry.
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[Bell jingles]
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[Ed] You like pie?
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[Gasps]
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I like pie.
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Just 'cause they have
some great pies
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at Guy's Grill.
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I was thinking maybe
we could go to dinner
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and then finish up
with a couple of slices.
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Apple, peach. Around 8:00?
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8:00 sounds good.
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Oh. Good.
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They have karaoke.
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[Singing]
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[cheering]
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[Ed] Not that there's
anything special about it.
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The way I see it,
we're pretty much all the same.
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I'm your basic, average
red-blooded American male.
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I got a son, Brian.
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He's got a nice family.
Great daughter. Pretty wife.
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They got a big house about an hour or so from here.
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I had him around the time
I started with Capital Bearings.
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I did systems analysis.
Basically quality control.
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You have no idea how screwed up the world would be
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if it weren't
for ball bearings.
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And they have to be perfect,
and I mean perfect, or else, boom!
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About six years ago,
I took the severance.
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It was a...
pretty decent deal.
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I'm not the type to complain.
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The way I see it,
I'm on the wrong side of 60 anyway,
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I'm not getting any younger,
but I'm...
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I'm talking too much.
How about you? You have kids?
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Um... my daughter died.
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She was my world.
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But... It wasn't fair.
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But you know what they say
about life.
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Yeah.
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I like to sew, though.
Um, I, uh...
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I got some stuff
I like to do.
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Oh, that's...
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah. It was...
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She was special.
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She was going to be 13.
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How'd she die?
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Well...
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It was a really rare disease.
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MENS.
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"Men"?
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M-E-N-S.
It's Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia Syndrome.
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I read so much.
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The doctors said,
nothing they could do.
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But I don't know, I...
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- Your husband?
- He died, too.
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But not from a rare disease.
Just cancer.
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I told him not to smoke,
but what can you do?
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What can any of us do?
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You know what you said before about being on the wrong side of 60?
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To me, I don't think
there's a wrong side of 60.
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You know,
I don't mind telling you...
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I think you got
a real nose for this game.
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The way people look at things.
It's all in the eyes.
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What kind of tuna do you prefer?
Generally speaking.
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Oh... I guess Charlie.
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StarKist. Me too.
Paper products?
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Paper products?
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Yeah, you know, toilet paper.
It's important.
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Oh. Well, I don't really think about it.
I just squeeze 'em.
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Right.
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It's all about not making things harder than they have to be.
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- Batteries?
- I know this one. Coppertop.
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Generic on that one
as far as I'm concerned,
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as long as it's alkaline.
That's key.
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You seem to know
a lot about stuff.
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Well, I do. Because I care.
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I can see that.
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[Cheering]
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[car radio tuning]
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Oh, that old thing,
it's only good for news and weather.
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That's the only thing worth listening to as far as I'm concerned.
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- Everything else is just...
- ["Muskrat Love" playing on radio]
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...people trying to get you to buy something you don't need.
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♪ Doin' the town And doin' it right In the evenin' ♪
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♪ It's pretty pleasin' ♪
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♪ Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam ♪
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♪ Do the jitterbugAt a Muskrat Land ♪
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♪ And they shimmy ♪
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♪ Sam is so skinny... ♪
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What is it?
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What-- what's wrong?
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Ed! What is it?
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[Sobbing] You can't do this!
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Well, I know.
I'm not a great singer.
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[Ed] No, no! That's not...
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You don't like "Muskrat Love"?
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[Ed] I love "Muskrat Love"!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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[Ed] No, no, no. No, no.
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Don't say you're sorry.
It's not you.
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You're...
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You're wonderful!
256
00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:46,628
[Chuckles]
Well, what is it? Ed!
257
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:54,898
Ed! Ed!
258
00:23:54,898 --> 00:23:56,534
[Ed] I like you!
259
00:23:56,534 --> 00:23:59,135
[Ronnie] What? I like you, too!
260
00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:02,907
No! I mean I really like you!
261
00:24:03,907 --> 00:24:06,018
And it scares
the hell out of me.
262
00:24:14,018 --> 00:24:16,989
[Both grunt]
263
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,636
[music continues]
264
00:24:32,636 --> 00:24:34,805
I had a really great time.
265
00:24:34,805 --> 00:24:36,607
[Breathes heavily]
266
00:24:37,607 --> 00:24:38,880
Oh.
267
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,880
I got these for you.
268
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,685
They're beautiful.
269
00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:50,305
Well, good night.
270
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,719
Can we go to your place?
271
00:25:21,719 --> 00:25:23,654
Oh, can I...
272
00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:25,608
Oh. Yes.
273
00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:47,178
Oh. Put these in water
until I go.
274
00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:48,080
Oh, sure.
275
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,817
Uh... Let me get you something to drink.
I have everything.
276
00:25:53,817 --> 00:25:55,987
Oh. Just water.
277
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,255
Are you sure? I got everything.
278
00:25:58,255 --> 00:26:01,759
Wine, beer, mixed drinks.
279
00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:03,760
No, just water, please.
280
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,801
Got that, too.
Purified and fluoride free.
281
00:26:11,801 --> 00:26:14,644
Your house is-- is lovely.
282
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,315
Everything is so well...
283
00:26:24,315 --> 00:26:25,915
kept.
284
00:26:25,915 --> 00:26:27,021
[Ed] It's my home.
285
00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:33,794
Oh. Here,
why don't you sit down.
286
00:26:36,794 --> 00:26:38,295
Uh, do you want to watch TV?
287
00:26:38,295 --> 00:26:39,663
[Ronnie] Oh, okay.
288
00:26:39,663 --> 00:26:41,333
[Ed] Ah, here. Let's see.
289
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,436
So, what do you like to see?
Sports? No? [Laughs]
290
00:26:46,436 --> 00:26:48,905
No, I'm kidding. Movies?
291
00:26:48,905 --> 00:26:51,709
I like movies. Old ones.
292
00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,010
Back when they knew
what they were doing.
293
00:26:54,010 --> 00:26:55,779
Yeah, things were
different then
294
00:26:55,779 --> 00:26:58,348
and I don't mind saying it was better as far as I'm concerned.
295
00:26:58,348 --> 00:27:01,818
I mean,
I like being progressive and all that sort of thing,
296
00:27:01,818 --> 00:27:05,221
but there comes a point
when you just gotta say,
297
00:27:05,221 --> 00:27:08,159
John Wayne is where I want to be,
you know what I mean?
298
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,794
Uh, I think so.
299
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,761
So, what kind of movies
do you like?
300
00:27:11,761 --> 00:27:13,698
Documentaries.
301
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:16,967
Mm. On what?
What kind of subject?
302
00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:17,969
War.
303
00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:20,770
- Oh.
- [Bombs whistle]
304
00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:23,240
[male narrator on TV]
As 150,000 soldiers
305
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,876
stormed across
the English Channel...
306
00:27:26,876 --> 00:27:28,913
[Ed] I wouldn't have pegged you
as a war type.
307
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,915
[Ronnie] War is so interesting.
308
00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,117
My dad was in the war.
The big one.
309
00:27:34,117 --> 00:27:35,486
[Narrator continues, indistinct]
310
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:37,486
Do you know where?
311
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:37,320
Well...
312
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,724
He said he saw the world.
He said it was great.
313
00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:43,095
Well, yeah. I was...
314
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:47,766
[sighs] Well,
I never got to go.
315
00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:51,167
Oh, no?
That's a good thing, isn't it?
316
00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,904
Oh, I don't know.
A man can learn a lot about himself in war.
317
00:27:54,904 --> 00:27:59,943
Yeah. My dad just mostly
learned how to drink.
318
00:27:59,943 --> 00:28:01,384
Then there's that, too.
319
00:28:07,384 --> 00:28:09,185
You like to drink, Ed?
320
00:28:09,185 --> 00:28:10,155
Sometimes.
321
00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:15,291
Well, not a lot.
I like to keep a clear head.
322
00:28:15,291 --> 00:28:17,848
You never know when you're gonna need your wits.
323
00:28:38,848 --> 00:28:39,950
Oh.
324
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:43,989
Can we just sit here, please?
325
00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:46,892
I mean I know that...
326
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,994
I-- I just like being here.
327
00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:53,299
Just sitting, watching TV.
328
00:28:56,299 --> 00:29:00,317
No, no. We can sit and watch TV.
That would be great.
329
00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:15,383
[Snoring]
330
00:29:46,383 --> 00:29:48,891
[birds chirping]
331
00:29:53,891 --> 00:29:55,861
- Good morning.
- [Gasps]
332
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,861
Two Equals, right?
333
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,561
Oh.
334
00:29:58,561 --> 00:29:59,530
Oh!
335
00:30:00,530 --> 00:30:01,598
What...
336
00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,567
Was it just one?
337
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:07,872
The time... Oh!
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
338
00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:08,972
[Stammering] What is it?
339
00:30:08,972 --> 00:30:10,374
Oh, no, no, no. I'm late.
340
00:30:10,374 --> 00:30:11,442
I'm late for work.
341
00:30:11,442 --> 00:30:13,544
So, you're
a little late for work.
342
00:30:13,544 --> 00:30:15,346
No! No!
343
00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:18,654
No, no...
344
00:30:24,654 --> 00:30:27,605
[honking]
345
00:30:42,605 --> 00:30:44,278
[bell jingles]
346
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:48,113
Oh, my God.
347
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:51,451
You didn't go home last night.
348
00:30:54,451 --> 00:30:59,391
Ronnie Meisner, I do believe
you are doing the walk of shame.
349
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:01,305
[Chuckles]
350
00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:15,702
[chuckles]
351
00:31:45,702 --> 00:31:47,637
No.
352
00:31:47,637 --> 00:31:50,112
No, no, no, no.
353
00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:57,454
Really? That?
354
00:32:04,454 --> 00:32:06,990
[Beeping]
355
00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:08,258
Oh, I have a ride.
356
00:32:08,258 --> 00:32:10,258
You sure?
357
00:32:08,258 --> 00:32:10,394
Don't worry about me.
358
00:32:10,394 --> 00:32:12,563
You're not out of the way
or anything.
359
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,265
Oh, it's... I'm fine.
360
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,265
A hundred percent, yeah?
361
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,367
Yeah, I'm fine.
362
00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:20,367
Thank you, but,
really, I'm good.
363
00:32:17,367 --> 00:32:20,269
Oh, man.
364
00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:22,340
[Tires screeching,
car approaching]
365
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:27,176
I only hope I can do it like you do when I'm your age.
366
00:32:27,176 --> 00:32:29,247
Oh, it's not what it seems.
367
00:32:30,247 --> 00:32:33,700
Whatever.
Just don't do anything I wouldn't do twice.
368
00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:53,103
...the third major power outage this year due to high winds.
369
00:32:53,103 --> 00:32:55,471
The LLPC has begun upgrades
to the system
370
00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:58,041
that are intended to prevent
future power outages.
371
00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:03,780
Needless to say,
Ed Hemsler has a backup generator for just such occasions...
372
00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:06,785
because Ed Hemsler
thinks of everything.
373
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,587
Because Ed Hemsler
thinks of everything.
374
00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:14,328
Because Ed Hemsler
thinks of everything.
375
00:33:19,328 --> 00:33:20,305
[Vehicle approaching]
376
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:02,516
[Ed] You like Chinese?
377
00:34:12,516 --> 00:34:13,117
What...
378
00:34:14,117 --> 00:34:15,253
We don't have to do Chinese.
379
00:34:16,253 --> 00:34:21,293
Ed Hemsler,
a woman doesn't like to be left in the dark.
380
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:25,461
When a gentleman takes her out,
381
00:34:25,461 --> 00:34:28,132
the least he could do
is contact her in some way
382
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:32,335
and let her know that he had fond memories of their evening together
383
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:36,405
even if he didn't,
because that's what gentlemen do.
384
00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:38,307
But I am a gentleman.
385
00:34:38,307 --> 00:34:40,277
Well, then where were you?
386
00:34:40,277 --> 00:34:41,713
Why didn't you call me?
387
00:34:42,713 --> 00:34:46,282
I thought you might want
a break or something.
388
00:34:46,282 --> 00:34:48,652
A break from what?
389
00:34:48,652 --> 00:34:50,925
Well, from me.
390
00:34:54,925 --> 00:34:56,896
I kissed you.
391
00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:00,168
You did.
392
00:35:05,168 --> 00:35:06,771
Chinese is fine.
393
00:35:08,771 --> 00:35:10,706
I'll be right out front.
394
00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:13,376
You can find out the truth if you know where to look for it.
395
00:35:13,376 --> 00:35:17,514
The Internet is the biggest library in the universe.
396
00:35:17,514 --> 00:35:21,286
Someone called it the deep water of logic and limitation.
397
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,753
And I like to swim.
398
00:35:23,753 --> 00:35:25,322
Ask me something.
399
00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,190
Something? Like what?
400
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,594
Something like anything.
401
00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:32,297
Well, I don't know.
Like what?
402
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:36,733
Isn't there something you want to know that you don't know?
403
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,835
Not really.
404
00:35:38,835 --> 00:35:41,739
- Nothing?
- No.
405
00:35:42,739 --> 00:35:45,242
So, you know everything there is
you want to know.
406
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:46,476
No, I didn't say that.
407
00:35:46,476 --> 00:35:48,713
So, what do you want to know?
408
00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:53,884
I think what I mean is I don't know what I want to know yet.
409
00:35:53,884 --> 00:35:55,320
About you.
410
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,289
And when I know what I want to know,
I'll let you know.
411
00:36:00,289 --> 00:36:01,793
Is that okay?
412
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:04,635
Yeah.
413
00:36:11,635 --> 00:36:12,338
Good noodles.
414
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,472
[Brian on phone] One day,
you must remember to explain to me
415
00:36:16,472 --> 00:36:18,407
what this has to
do with the real world.
416
00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:20,777
What this has to
do with the real world?
417
00:36:20,777 --> 00:36:23,447
What-- Jesus, Brian.
418
00:36:23,447 --> 00:36:25,414
No, I'm not
hogging the conversation.
419
00:36:25,414 --> 00:36:27,351
You want to speak?
Go ahead, speak.
420
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,518
I actually don't want to talk about any of this anymore.
421
00:36:29,518 --> 00:36:31,521
It's not like I have
a bank account
422
00:36:31,521 --> 00:36:34,690
that is magically filled every other week.
I have work that I have to do.
423
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:37,690
Are you saying
I didn't earn it?
424
00:36:34,690 --> 00:36:37,594
I'm not saying anything.
425
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:38,996
$23.50.
426
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:40,630
Well, I did earn it.
427
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:43,367
Seventeen years of earning it
doing real work.
428
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,802
Work that mattered,
back when people honored their commitments.
429
00:36:46,802 --> 00:36:50,606
But now,
all I can say is good luck when it's time to collect.
430
00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:52,547
We don't
accept checks anymore.
431
00:36:57,547 --> 00:36:59,516
[Ed] Now, I know you think
I'm saying all this stuff
432
00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:01,485
just to make you think
that I'm smarter than you
433
00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:02,952
so that I can act like
I'm still your father.
434
00:37:02,952 --> 00:37:05,688
Well, I got news for you,
I am still your father.
435
00:37:05,688 --> 00:37:08,958
[Brian on phone] I know you're still my father.
That's why I called.
436
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:12,965
Janet and I want to invite you to Thanksgiving dinner this year.
437
00:37:14,965 --> 00:37:16,699
Will your mother be there?
438
00:37:16,699 --> 00:37:19,304
Of course not. Will you come?
439
00:37:21,304 --> 00:37:22,344
Can I bring someone?
440
00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:29,914
Tina?
441
00:37:30,914 --> 00:37:32,516
[Mouthing]
442
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:35,853
Hey, I'll call you back, okay?
Yeah.
443
00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:40,023
I see him.
The way he waits outside for you.
444
00:37:41,023 --> 00:37:43,092
He's, like,
so totally your BFF.
445
00:37:43,092 --> 00:37:44,628
What is that? A BFF?
446
00:37:44,628 --> 00:37:47,063
[Scoffs]
Best friend forever.
447
00:37:47,063 --> 00:37:48,333
He waits for me?
448
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:55,105
Look, my guy,
the guy I'm into right now, he's like that.
449
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,606
He thinks about me.
He holds doors.
450
00:37:57,606 --> 00:37:59,443
Oh, Ed does that.
451
00:38:00,443 --> 00:38:02,079
- Ed?
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:04,014
Ed's a good name.
453
00:38:05,014 --> 00:38:08,686
I mean, it's not very original,
but that might not be such a bad thing.
454
00:38:09,686 --> 00:38:11,054
- You want my opinion?
- Yeah.
455
00:38:12,054 --> 00:38:14,592
I say, ride it like a wave.
456
00:38:15,592 --> 00:38:17,360
What's that mean? "Ride it--"
457
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,929
Don't fall off the board
and it's all good.
458
00:38:19,929 --> 00:38:22,632
When I'm you're age,
if don't mess it up,
459
00:38:22,632 --> 00:38:23,967
I'm going to have an Ed
460
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:27,438
and I'm going to dig it
because it's all there is.
461
00:38:28,438 --> 00:38:31,909
Just Ed or Chris...
462
00:38:32,909 --> 00:38:34,878
Bobby, Peter...
463
00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:38,750
He's invited me to Thanksgiving at his son's house.
464
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:40,117
Whoa.
465
00:38:41,117 --> 00:38:43,019
Turkey is a serious thing.
466
00:38:44,019 --> 00:38:45,556
It's a commitment.
467
00:38:46,556 --> 00:38:48,858
You can tell a lot about a person by how they cook a turkey.
468
00:38:48,858 --> 00:38:51,139
I don't think
Ed's gonna be making the turkey.
469
00:39:03,139 --> 00:39:04,813
[Chimes]
470
00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:11,081
[sighs]
471
00:39:11,081 --> 00:39:12,155
[chimes]
472
00:39:19,155 --> 00:39:20,956
[Ed] I've got you.
473
00:39:20,956 --> 00:39:21,126
Sure?
474
00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:25,565
Almost there.
475
00:39:29,565 --> 00:39:32,565
Keep them closed.
476
00:39:29,565 --> 00:39:32,034
Okay, I am.
477
00:39:32,034 --> 00:39:36,907
Showing you this means I'm trusting you more than anybody.
478
00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:39,907
What is it?
479
00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:39,141
No, keep 'em closed.
480
00:39:39,141 --> 00:39:40,643
They're closed.
481
00:39:40,643 --> 00:39:42,445
Even my son
has never seen this.
482
00:39:42,445 --> 00:39:44,215
For goodness' sake,
what is it?
483
00:39:45,215 --> 00:39:46,882
Open them now.
484
00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:47,088
Okay.
485
00:39:52,088 --> 00:39:53,557
You can't see it, can you?
486
00:39:54,557 --> 00:39:55,670
What can't I see?
487
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,154
[Lock clicks]
488
00:40:24,154 --> 00:40:25,164
Oh.
489
00:40:34,164 --> 00:40:35,333
[Ronnie] Oh.
490
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:40,072
You have to promise me that you will never
tell anyone what you've seen here today.
491
00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:44,641
I do, I... I promise.
492
00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:46,275
Because if people find out,
493
00:40:46,275 --> 00:40:49,981
when the S-H-T-F,
they will tear this place apart.
494
00:40:51,981 --> 00:40:54,818
Not that I want to be
cruel or anything,
495
00:40:54,818 --> 00:40:57,788
but they've had
plenty of warning.
496
00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:01,157
This is the power supply
over here.
497
00:41:01,157 --> 00:41:02,192
[Mechanical whirring, humming]
498
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:04,728
I got these special mufflers
499
00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,697
I designed myself.
500
00:41:07,697 --> 00:41:12,969
The exhaust is channeled around to the
other side of the house to a hidden chute.
501
00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:15,206
[Clattering]
502
00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:19,744
[whispers] Well,
you really are ready for anything.
503
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:22,878
The way I see it,
504
00:41:22,878 --> 00:41:25,782
you never know
when things are gonna go south.
505
00:41:26,782 --> 00:41:30,820
The world, the flesh
and the devil conspire,
506
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:32,255
and things fall apart.
507
00:41:33,255 --> 00:41:36,561
This is my security blanket...
508
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:38,931
my safety net...
509
00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,833
my 401k.
510
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:46,735
You remember when you asked me
511
00:41:46,735 --> 00:41:50,574
if there was anything that I wanted to know that I didn't know?
512
00:41:51,574 --> 00:41:52,309
Yeah.
513
00:41:53,309 --> 00:41:57,648
How-- how did you do this?
514
00:41:59,648 --> 00:42:01,753
What-- what do you mean?
515
00:42:03,753 --> 00:42:05,610
It's perfect.
516
00:42:27,610 --> 00:42:29,652
[Chattering]
517
00:42:36,652 --> 00:42:38,688
[chattering]
518
00:42:39,688 --> 00:42:40,795
Wrong.
519
00:42:45,795 --> 00:42:47,733
[Gasps]
520
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:50,166
[chuckles]
521
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:52,971
[clattering]
522
00:42:54,971 --> 00:42:56,177
Ooh.
523
00:43:01,177 --> 00:43:02,213
Don't... No, I can't.
524
00:43:04,213 --> 00:43:06,219
Ooh! [Chuckles]
525
00:43:10,219 --> 00:43:13,222
Whoa! Whoo!
526
00:43:13,222 --> 00:43:15,936
[Chattering]
527
00:43:26,936 --> 00:43:28,268
Oh.
528
00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:01,268
Here, let me
help you with that.
529
00:43:59,268 --> 00:44:01,704
Oh, no, I can handle it.
530
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:02,005
Come on,
let me be the gentleman.
531
00:44:03,005 --> 00:44:05,108
You are
the perfect gentleman.
532
00:44:06,108 --> 00:44:07,744
Why...
533
00:44:07,744 --> 00:44:09,478
[sighs] Why don't you let me--
534
00:44:09,478 --> 00:44:10,782
Please?
535
00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:13,927
[Kisses]
536
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:25,835
The perfect gentleman.
537
00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,262
[Sighs] Perfect.
538
00:44:59,262 --> 00:45:01,414
[Breathing heavily]
539
00:45:18,414 --> 00:45:21,851
[Ed] I keep this place
to work on basic skill sets.
540
00:45:21,851 --> 00:45:24,086
You got nothing to be afraid of.
541
00:45:24,086 --> 00:45:25,389
[Ronnie] I said I'm not afraid.
542
00:45:26,389 --> 00:45:27,291
[Ed] Okay.
543
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,960
And let your eye go right down the barrel to sight what you want to hit.
544
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,063
Couldn't you thought
of something more sinister?
545
00:45:34,063 --> 00:45:36,800
- [Ed] Oh, it's a bear.
- It's a teddy bear.
546
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,802
You're--
547
00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:40,936
Ooh! [Laughs]
548
00:45:40,936 --> 00:45:43,858
- Whoa!
- I did it! I did.
549
00:46:01,858 --> 00:46:03,027
[Chuckles]
550
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,331
What are you laughing about?
551
00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:09,333
This.
552
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:11,068
Us. Here.
553
00:46:12,068 --> 00:46:14,338
[Chuckles]
It's so peaceful.
554
00:46:15,338 --> 00:46:16,340
Mm-hmm.
555
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:18,342
It's nice.
556
00:46:19,342 --> 00:46:23,447
I laugh because soon,
it's all gonna be over.
557
00:46:24,447 --> 00:46:25,583
What do you mean?
558
00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:29,086
I mean moments like this.
559
00:46:31,086 --> 00:46:33,289
They're going to be few
and far between.
560
00:46:34,289 --> 00:46:38,994
Most of the time
we'll be scrambling to survive.
561
00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:43,400
Ed, I don't understand.
What-- Survive what?
562
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,070
Oh, you have to know
what I'm talking about.
563
00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:53,143
Deep down,
you can feel it even if you don't admit it to yourself.
564
00:46:54,143 --> 00:46:56,614
[Scoffs] It might start
with a news bulletin.
565
00:46:57,614 --> 00:47:04,219
You're watching a commercial or something,
and suddenly, this guy comes on.
566
00:47:04,219 --> 00:47:07,322
One of those
plastic talking robots
567
00:47:07,322 --> 00:47:10,894
telling us the stock market is gonna crash.
568
00:47:11,894 --> 00:47:13,230
Then the president comes on.
569
00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:18,067
And the people are all waiting for him to speak.
570
00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:22,170
And when he does, he says
there's a national emergency
571
00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:24,173
and he has to declare
martial law.
572
00:47:25,173 --> 00:47:27,110
So, you can't believe it.
573
00:47:28,110 --> 00:47:31,047
So, you go to the local store
and you see
574
00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:35,351
everyone in the street with a strange look in their eyes
575
00:47:35,351 --> 00:47:37,186
because they can't
believe it too.
576
00:47:38,186 --> 00:47:42,125
So, you get to the store
and it's filled with people
577
00:47:42,125 --> 00:47:45,594
buying everything
they can get their hands on.
578
00:47:45,594 --> 00:47:51,634
And up in the sky,
helicopters start going whoop, whoop, overhead
579
00:47:51,634 --> 00:47:55,472
and you know... you know.
580
00:47:57,472 --> 00:48:01,610
The first day,
you watch TV trying to find out what's going on,
581
00:48:01,610 --> 00:48:04,215
but by the third day,
it's nothing but static.
582
00:48:06,215 --> 00:48:09,452
And the net's down, too,
just like your cell phone.
583
00:48:10,452 --> 00:48:14,490
Around about this time,
you hear the first gunshot.
584
00:48:15,490 --> 00:48:19,963
And at first,
it sounds strange and novel.
585
00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:23,398
But then, it's everywhere.
It starts getting closer.
586
00:48:23,398 --> 00:48:27,170
- [Helicopter whirring]
- [Ed] And then, you see a body in the street.
587
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,338
Nobody has come to move it.
588
00:48:29,338 --> 00:48:32,108
And then, another and another.
589
00:48:33,108 --> 00:48:36,980
So you decide to leave,
only you're not alone.
590
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,583
The streets are
choked with cars.
591
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,485
And then, the military comes.
592
00:48:42,485 --> 00:48:45,655
Only it's not our military,
it's some other country's,
593
00:48:45,655 --> 00:48:48,757
and you can't believe it.
594
00:48:48,757 --> 00:48:50,394
But you know it's true.
595
00:48:52,394 --> 00:48:53,065
You know.
596
00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:57,670
You know.
597
00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:03,045
It's all over.
598
00:49:09,045 --> 00:49:11,784
You really think
that's gonna happen?
599
00:49:15,784 --> 00:49:17,154
Ah.
600
00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:20,293
Maybe. I don't know.
601
00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:27,605
You're a really special lady,
Ronnie Meisner.
602
00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:37,489
[Stammers] Ed?
603
00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:28,760
Are you okay?
604
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,836
Aces.
605
00:52:21,836 --> 00:52:24,836
Dad. Welcome.
606
00:52:21,836 --> 00:52:24,242
Hey.
607
00:52:26,242 --> 00:52:27,376
[Ed] This is, uh...
608
00:52:28,376 --> 00:52:30,846
my girlfriend, Ronnie.
609
00:52:30,846 --> 00:52:32,481
And a Happy Thanksgiving.
610
00:52:32,481 --> 00:52:34,750
Thank you so much.
Uh, Ronnie, I'm Brian.
611
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,818
It's great to meet you.
612
00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:36,818
Ed.
613
00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:36,952
Janet.
614
00:52:36,952 --> 00:52:38,753
Hi. [Kisses]
615
00:52:38,753 --> 00:52:40,489
I'm so glad
you could make it.
616
00:52:40,489 --> 00:52:44,329
Oh, honey, this is Ronnie,
Dad's girlfriend.
617
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,632
- Look at you. Adorable.
- Hey.
618
00:52:49,632 --> 00:52:52,771
- There's my girl.
- Hi, Grandpa.
619
00:52:55,771 --> 00:52:57,306
So, how's things going?
620
00:52:57,306 --> 00:52:58,275
Come in. Come in.
621
00:52:59,275 --> 00:53:00,643
I wouldn't want to be
part of that. [Laughs]
622
00:53:00,643 --> 00:53:01,978
[Ed] Yeah,
you don't want that.
623
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,583
[Janet] Jeanine.
624
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,583
I'm Jeanine.
625
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,387
Nice to meet you. Ronnie.
626
00:53:11,387 --> 00:53:13,527
[Male announcer on TV,
indistinct]
627
00:53:18,527 --> 00:53:21,931
How long has it been
with you two?
628
00:53:22,931 --> 00:53:25,668
Oh, not long.
629
00:53:25,668 --> 00:53:26,969
So, but...
630
00:53:26,969 --> 00:53:28,737
But it's good?
631
00:53:28,737 --> 00:53:29,739
Yeah.
632
00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:33,677
You two,
you both seem so young,
633
00:53:34,677 --> 00:53:35,878
so vital.
634
00:53:36,878 --> 00:53:37,313
[Chuckles]
635
00:53:38,313 --> 00:53:39,684
[sighs]
636
00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:43,952
You know you can turn it up
if you want.
637
00:53:43,952 --> 00:53:46,922
Oh, no. It's really not a problem.
I just like to look at the score.
638
00:53:46,922 --> 00:53:48,791
Oh. You can turn it up.
639
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,894
It's really better
with the sound down.
640
00:53:52,894 --> 00:53:54,929
[Slurping]
641
00:53:54,929 --> 00:53:56,300
I know what you're thinking.
642
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,702
I'm not thinking anything.
643
00:53:59,702 --> 00:54:02,338
I thought that's what this was all about:
not thinking.
644
00:54:03,338 --> 00:54:05,875
You ever talk about
traveling together?
645
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:06,043
Now's the time.
646
00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:11,646
Brian and I, we've been
plotting our trip to Spain.
647
00:54:11,646 --> 00:54:14,884
Oh. Spain sounds nice.
648
00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:16,552
It's hard, you know.
649
00:54:16,552 --> 00:54:19,588
Make the time to travel.
650
00:54:19,588 --> 00:54:22,592
To... get on track.
651
00:54:24,592 --> 00:54:27,331
How are you and Ed with that?
Are you...
652
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:29,400
You guys on track?
653
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,469
Uh...
654
00:54:34,469 --> 00:54:37,474
Yeah, great. We're on track.
655
00:54:38,474 --> 00:54:40,342
Don't be so sensitive.
656
00:54:40,342 --> 00:54:42,577
I get it.
The angry old man thing.
657
00:54:42,577 --> 00:54:44,547
I'm not angry. I care.
658
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:46,382
I care, too.
About my family.
659
00:54:46,382 --> 00:54:49,786
Oh, you got a funny way of showing it,
keeping your head in the sand.
660
00:54:51,786 --> 00:54:52,489
Okay.
661
00:54:54,489 --> 00:54:55,891
I'll bite.
662
00:54:55,891 --> 00:54:56,726
Show me.
663
00:54:57,726 --> 00:54:59,726
Brian, you--
664
00:54:57,726 --> 00:54:59,028
No, really.
665
00:55:00,028 --> 00:55:01,733
Show me something worth seeing.
666
00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:05,840
All right.
667
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,608
And so it begins.
668
00:55:13,608 --> 00:55:15,445
Where are they going?
669
00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:17,780
More wine?
670
00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:19,083
No, thanks.
671
00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:22,318
- [Ed] Did you even read it?
- [Brian] Of course I read it.
672
00:55:22,318 --> 00:55:25,086
You stood here pacing back and forth while I read the thing.
673
00:55:25,086 --> 00:55:26,456
What's in your bug-out bag?
674
00:55:27,456 --> 00:55:28,791
What is a bug-out bag?
675
00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:31,427
The bag that's waiting for you
when the S-H-T-F.
676
00:55:32,427 --> 00:55:33,496
The what?
677
00:55:33,496 --> 00:55:34,431
When the shit hits the fan!
678
00:55:35,431 --> 00:55:36,166
[Groans]
679
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,503
[sighing deeply]
680
00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,005
Why do you always
act like this?
681
00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:44,672
Like what?
682
00:55:44,672 --> 00:55:47,543
Like you're in on some secret
that nobody else knows about.
683
00:55:47,543 --> 00:55:50,413
I'm not the only one.
There are lots of people that know what's going on.
684
00:55:50,413 --> 00:55:53,782
That's right,
you're all sitting around in your underwear with your computers...
685
00:55:53,782 --> 00:55:55,818
I do not sit around
in my underwear!
686
00:55:55,818 --> 00:55:57,619
Okay, whatever the fuck
you're wearing,
687
00:55:57,619 --> 00:55:59,822
you're all telling me that
the government is doing this,
688
00:55:59,822 --> 00:56:01,923
and corporations
are doing the other thing.
689
00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:05,960
But you know what I see are just people trying to survive.
690
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,965
Exactly, survive!
691
00:56:09,965 --> 00:56:12,434
Look, all I'm saying is...
692
00:56:12,434 --> 00:56:13,936
Wait... Let me show you.
693
00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:16,704
Why don't you just admit it?
You're scared.
694
00:56:16,704 --> 00:56:20,876
You're scared to face the fact that you're never gonna figure it all out,
and so what?
695
00:56:20,876 --> 00:56:23,512
That's just the world,
that's what it is.
696
00:56:23,512 --> 00:56:25,114
- [Janet] Dinner.
- It's fucked up!
697
00:56:25,114 --> 00:56:28,983
It is crazy. It's stupid.
But it's just the world.
698
00:56:28,983 --> 00:56:29,851
Dinner.
699
00:56:29,851 --> 00:56:31,719
[Brian] And you know what?
700
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,923
We are all gonna die one day.
701
00:56:34,923 --> 00:56:36,061
Even you.
702
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:40,465
[Janet screaming] Dinner!
703
00:56:42,465 --> 00:56:43,998
Go to the far outside.
704
00:56:43,998 --> 00:56:45,867
- [Ronnie] And slice it...
- [Ed] Shape, slice...
705
00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:48,867
[Brian] Go work my way there.
706
00:56:45,867 --> 00:56:48,036
[Janet] Yes, you work your way.
707
00:56:48,036 --> 00:56:50,739
Please help yourselves.
Don't let it get cold.
708
00:56:50,739 --> 00:56:52,474
- [Brian] You'll have that?
- [Janet] Yes.
709
00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:54,143
Thanks, Brian.
710
00:56:55,143 --> 00:56:57,146
- [Brian] This looks very, very...
- And sweet potatoes?
711
00:56:57,146 --> 00:56:59,815
Oh, we're not doing
sweet potatoes this year.
712
00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,815
No sweet potatoes?
713
00:56:59,815 --> 00:57:01,951
Mm-mmm.
714
00:57:01,951 --> 00:57:03,619
It must really be
the end of the world.
715
00:57:03,619 --> 00:57:04,786
You should try this.
716
00:57:04,786 --> 00:57:06,255
It's basmati rice.
It's from India.
717
00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:08,556
I know
what basmati rice is, Mom.
718
00:57:08,556 --> 00:57:09,025
Next, you're gonna tell me
to finish it all
719
00:57:10,025 --> 00:57:11,927
because of starving children
in India or something.
720
00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:15,697
Which reminds me,
why exactly are we eating their rice?
721
00:57:15,697 --> 00:57:18,601
It's not theirs,
it's yours now.
722
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:20,637
So, yes,
you should finish it.
723
00:57:21,637 --> 00:57:24,239
- It's exotic.
- [Janet] It's a little festive this year, dinner.
724
00:57:24,239 --> 00:57:25,507
[Brian] It's innovative, right?
725
00:57:25,507 --> 00:57:27,010
[Chattering continues]
726
00:57:29,010 --> 00:57:32,815
I don't know if I'm starving,
or if it's actually good...
727
00:57:32,815 --> 00:57:37,887
You know, I was just talking to Ronnie here
about her and Ed maybe taking a little trip.
728
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:38,920
Hmm?
729
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,190
Maybe going someplace exotic?
730
00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:44,563
I'm sure if they want to take a trip,
they'll take a trip.
731
00:57:47,563 --> 00:57:49,597
I'd like to see China.
732
00:57:49,597 --> 00:57:52,302
China? You know
what they're doing over there?
733
00:57:53,302 --> 00:57:54,869
I like the food.
734
00:57:54,869 --> 00:57:57,072
There's more to the world
than Chinese restaurants.
735
00:57:57,072 --> 00:57:58,574
[Brian] Here we go.
736
00:57:58,574 --> 00:57:59,942
Like what, Grandpa?
737
00:57:59,942 --> 00:58:01,844
Well, the thing about China--
738
00:58:01,844 --> 00:58:04,179
I think your grandpa would like to have his dinner in peace.
739
00:58:04,179 --> 00:58:07,148
- No, no. I--
- I know what you're doing, young lady.
740
00:58:07,148 --> 00:58:08,951
I'm not doing anything.
741
00:58:08,951 --> 00:58:11,554
Oh, that's right. You're so clever.
You're smarter than all of us.
742
00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,755
- Oh, my fucking God.
- Jeanine!
743
00:58:13,755 --> 00:58:16,791
[Scoffs] Like I'm saying anything you haven't said a million times.
744
00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:18,760
I can assure you,
I do not use--
745
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,563
[Jeanine] Why do you always have to pretend
746
00:58:20,563 --> 00:58:22,697
to be something you're not?
[Scoffs]
747
00:58:22,697 --> 00:58:24,934
It's like
I'm living in The Twilight Zone.
748
00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:27,702
Oh, please. You don't even know
what The Twilight Zone is.
749
00:58:27,702 --> 00:58:29,304
It's a stupid TV show
in black-and-white,
750
00:58:29,304 --> 00:58:32,907
so, yes, I know what
The Twilight Zone is, Brian.
751
00:58:32,907 --> 00:58:34,275
All right, that's enough.
752
00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:36,045
[Sighs] What?
753
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:37,746
Are you gonna
send me to my room, Brian?
754
00:58:37,746 --> 00:58:39,648
- As a matter of fact, yeah.
- [Ed] Hey.
755
00:58:39,648 --> 00:58:42,985
Hey.
What kind of daughter calls her father by his first name?
756
00:58:42,985 --> 00:58:45,021
One who has no respect.
That kind.
757
00:58:46,021 --> 00:58:47,590
[Laughs] For what?
758
00:58:47,590 --> 00:58:48,525
For what?
759
00:58:49,525 --> 00:58:51,927
For what? How about
the roof over your head.
760
00:58:51,927 --> 00:58:54,262
Or how about the orthodontist?
Or how about the phone?
761
00:58:54,262 --> 00:58:57,967
Or how about all the schoolbooks that I
buy you you never even have time to read?
762
00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:01,202
Why should I?
The world's gonna end any day now anyway.
763
00:59:01,202 --> 00:59:04,606
That is just great. You see,
you have her talking this crap now!
764
00:59:04,606 --> 00:59:07,275
- You see what you've done?
- Jeanine's got a mind of her own.
765
00:59:07,275 --> 00:59:09,744
Yeah, I just decide to use it.
766
00:59:09,744 --> 00:59:11,045
To stockpile nonsense?
767
00:59:11,045 --> 00:59:12,981
You know what?
How about we all calm down
768
00:59:12,981 --> 00:59:16,150
and maybe we talk about something that we can all agree on.
769
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:18,150
Hmm?
770
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:18,088
Me and Brian
agree on something.
771
00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:21,222
We both think
our fathers are assholes!
772
00:59:21,222 --> 00:59:24,626
All right, that's it.
Zero 'tronics for you.
773
00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:26,929
That means one month,
no TV, no phone.
774
00:59:26,929 --> 00:59:28,831
- No phone?
- Yeah.
775
00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,365
Ask your grandpa about that.
776
00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:33,034
How're y'all gonna deal with that when the Internet goes down,
777
00:59:33,034 --> 00:59:35,103
the electrical grid collapses,
778
00:59:35,103 --> 00:59:36,905
and then, you have
to communicate with what?
779
00:59:36,905 --> 00:59:38,907
You guys are gonna have to
use smoke signals--
780
00:59:38,907 --> 00:59:41,175
- Mom!
- Maybe if you had a little bit more self control.
781
00:59:41,175 --> 00:59:43,179
I hope the world does end
and takes you with it!
782
00:59:44,179 --> 00:59:47,719
Come back here, young lady!
Come back here!
783
00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:53,856
- [Ed] Hey!
- More wine?
784
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,856
Yeah, please.
785
00:59:53,856 --> 00:59:55,858
Okay.
786
00:59:56,858 --> 00:59:59,396
[Sighing] Not again.
787
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:01,264
[Sighs]
788
01:00:03,264 --> 01:00:04,099
Where is she going?
789
01:00:05,099 --> 01:00:06,938
Nowhere.
790
01:00:09,938 --> 01:00:11,896
You think I'm an asshole?
791
01:01:08,896 --> 01:01:11,347
[Sighs] Good night, Ronnie.
792
01:01:25,347 --> 01:01:27,349
Don't you want to come in?
793
01:02:00,349 --> 01:02:02,117
[Sighs]
794
01:02:03,117 --> 01:02:04,195
Oh, hell.
795
01:02:14,195 --> 01:02:15,347
Jesus.
796
01:02:32,347 --> 01:02:33,985
Oh...
797
01:02:37,985 --> 01:02:39,987
Would you like a drink?
798
01:02:39,987 --> 01:02:41,190
I thought you were
a fellow traveler.
799
01:02:42,190 --> 01:02:44,393
I am a fellow traveler!
800
01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,961
No! I mean a prepper.
801
01:02:46,961 --> 01:02:49,864
The way you shopped,
the stuff you bought.
802
01:02:49,864 --> 01:02:51,233
You used cash!
803
01:02:52,233 --> 01:02:55,503
[Sighs] Not that I go in for that level of paranoia personally,
804
01:02:55,503 --> 01:02:58,507
but, hey,
you can see how I could have come to that conclusion.
805
01:02:58,507 --> 01:03:02,143
Cash is easier.
You don't have to remember numbers.
806
01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:04,112
You might try checks.
807
01:03:04,112 --> 01:03:06,014
[Ronnie]
Everybody doesn't take checks.
808
01:03:07,014 --> 01:03:09,592
Everybody takes cash.
809
01:03:17,592 --> 01:03:19,963
[Sighs]
810
01:03:21,963 --> 01:03:23,072
[coughs, gasps]
811
01:03:31,072 --> 01:03:32,440
[exhales sharply]
812
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,643
When my daughter died,
it started up in her room,
813
01:03:35,643 --> 01:03:38,882
and it just...
came down here.
814
01:03:39,882 --> 01:03:40,349
But...
815
01:03:41,349 --> 01:03:43,184
I don't understand
how you could--
816
01:03:43,184 --> 01:03:44,932
Please.
817
01:03:57,932 --> 01:03:59,909
[Moaning]
818
01:04:07,909 --> 01:04:10,909
[groaning]
819
01:04:07,909 --> 01:04:10,416
[clattering]
820
01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:16,952
[Ronnie] Oh... Oh.
821
01:04:16,952 --> 01:04:18,920
[Ed grunts]
822
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,168
[both moaning]
823
01:06:14,168 --> 01:06:16,048
Oh, don't worry about it!
824
01:06:27,048 --> 01:06:31,320
Do you want your toast buttered
or you wanna do it yourself?
825
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,077
[Ed] Oh, no, you can butter it.
826
01:06:56,077 --> 01:06:57,746
[Clattering, thudding]
827
01:06:57,746 --> 01:07:00,282
[Ronnie]
Oh, just leave it.
828
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:02,152
I don't want you
to hurt yourself.
829
01:07:04,152 --> 01:07:05,157
[Gasps]
830
01:07:10,157 --> 01:07:11,862
Ed?
831
01:07:14,862 --> 01:07:17,568
[Chattering]
832
01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:22,568
[doctor] Mrs. Meisner?
833
01:07:20,568 --> 01:07:22,338
How is he?
834
01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:25,338
[Doctor] Your husband's--
835
01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:25,539
No, he's my boyfriend.
836
01:07:25,539 --> 01:07:29,177
[Doctor] Your boyfriend
has had what we call a TIA.
837
01:07:29,177 --> 01:07:31,780
It's like a mini stroke,
but temporary.
838
01:07:31,780 --> 01:07:34,449
It seems he's been
rationing his medications,
839
01:07:34,449 --> 01:07:37,219
missing the target
on his recommended dosages.
840
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:41,389
He's gonna be a bit wobbly for a time,
but he seems like a tough man.
841
01:07:41,389 --> 01:07:43,157
Can I see him now?
842
01:07:43,157 --> 01:07:46,565
[Doctor] Certainly,
but take it easy on him.
843
01:07:50,565 --> 01:07:51,148
[Sighs]
844
01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:08,753
[Ronnie] Oh.
845
01:08:11,753 --> 01:08:13,456
You poor dear.
846
01:08:15,456 --> 01:08:19,261
No. No, no, no, no. Don't.
Don't try to speak. Shh.
847
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,795
I'm not a poor dear.
848
01:08:20,795 --> 01:08:23,597
No. No.
849
01:08:23,597 --> 01:08:24,170
You're strong.
850
01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:33,275
The doctor told me you weren't taking your medication.
851
01:08:34,275 --> 01:08:36,578
Yeah, it's the money,
isn't it?
852
01:08:36,578 --> 01:08:40,384
I know how expensive
it gets. I know.
853
01:08:42,384 --> 01:08:46,854
But you? It make no sense.
854
01:08:46,854 --> 01:08:47,923
[Sobs]
855
01:08:48,923 --> 01:08:52,429
You spend all your money
on that... on that stuff.
856
01:08:54,429 --> 01:08:57,765
For something
that may not even happen.
857
01:08:57,765 --> 01:09:01,569
No, you?
You only think about tomorrow
858
01:09:01,569 --> 01:09:04,442
when I'm here.
I'm here right now.
859
01:09:07,442 --> 01:09:09,916
And all I think about is you.
860
01:09:14,916 --> 01:09:16,818
[Door opens]
861
01:09:16,818 --> 01:09:18,898
I came as fast as I could...
862
01:09:29,898 --> 01:09:31,805
Dad...
863
01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:38,860
[Ronnie sobbing]
864
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:34,893
[sighs]
865
01:11:38,893 --> 01:11:40,427
You know,
866
01:11:40,427 --> 01:11:42,498
you're the smartest man I know.
867
01:11:44,498 --> 01:11:46,372
No, I'm not.
I'm an asshole.
868
01:11:51,372 --> 01:11:52,536
But I'm getting better.
869
01:12:21,536 --> 01:12:22,538
The truck runs good.
870
01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:25,145
Well, it's a Ford.
871
01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:31,783
Thanks for picking it up.
872
01:12:35,783 --> 01:12:37,954
Ronnie seems like
a really great lady.
873
01:12:40,954 --> 01:12:43,997
Yeah. Pretty great.
874
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:50,997
Well--
875
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:50,500
You got a minute?
876
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,010
[Ed strains, grunts]
877
01:13:02,010 --> 01:13:03,511
[breathes heavily]
878
01:13:04,511 --> 01:13:05,922
[groans] Follow me.
879
01:13:14,922 --> 01:13:16,930
[Sighs]
880
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:23,033
What do you see?
881
01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:26,769
Nothing.
882
01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:28,489
Exactly.
883
01:13:48,489 --> 01:13:49,769
See it now?
884
01:14:01,769 --> 01:14:03,140
[Door creaks, shuts]
885
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:10,113
So, this is where
all your money goes.
886
01:14:13,113 --> 01:14:14,985
So?
887
01:14:17,985 --> 01:14:19,256
What do you think?
888
01:14:22,256 --> 01:14:23,527
Honestly...
889
01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:26,595
I'm not sure.
890
01:14:27,595 --> 01:14:28,064
Well, you can tell me.
891
01:14:31,064 --> 01:14:32,199
Crazy, right?
892
01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:33,801
Look, Dad, I don't--
893
01:14:33,801 --> 01:14:37,141
Well, sometimes, crazy times
call for crazy people.
894
01:14:41,141 --> 01:14:44,547
You know, Dad...
I don't think you're crazy.
895
01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:48,083
Okay, maybe a little.
896
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:53,221
But I think you have to do
what makes you happy.
897
01:14:54,221 --> 01:14:58,993
I meant... I think,
that's all any of us can do.
898
01:14:59,993 --> 01:15:03,297
I mean, if this is what
makes you happy,
899
01:15:03,297 --> 01:15:08,604
and you're not hurting anyone,
I say, hey, what the hell, go for it.
900
01:15:10,604 --> 01:15:11,574
And that's what you think?
901
01:15:13,574 --> 01:15:14,981
That's what I think.
902
01:15:20,981 --> 01:15:22,087
[Sobbing]
903
01:15:26,087 --> 01:15:27,791
Hey, Dad?
904
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:31,725
Are you okay?
905
01:15:31,725 --> 01:15:33,702
Holy shit.
906
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:44,006
I am happy. [Laughs]
907
01:15:45,006 --> 01:15:46,063
[sighs]
908
01:16:09,063 --> 01:16:10,953
[doorbell rings]
909
01:16:32,953 --> 01:16:34,152
[sighs]
910
01:17:04,152 --> 01:17:05,096
You're my BFF.
911
01:17:16,096 --> 01:17:21,171
♪ Muskrat, muskratCandle light ♪
912
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:28,710
♪ Doin' the townAnd doin' it right ♪
913
01:17:28,710 --> 01:17:31,913
♪ In the evenin' ♪
914
01:17:32,913 --> 01:17:36,886
♪ It's pretty pleasin' ♪
915
01:17:38,886 --> 01:17:43,390
[both]
♪ Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam ♪
916
01:17:43,390 --> 01:17:47,462
♪ Do the jitterbugIn the Muskrat Land ♪
917
01:17:47,462 --> 01:17:50,965
♪ And they shimmy ♪
918
01:17:50,965 --> 01:17:54,203
♪ Sam is so skinny ♪
919
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:59,041
♪ And they whirl and they twirl
And they tango ♪
920
01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:03,244
♪ Singin' and jinglin'A jangle ♪
921
01:18:04,244 --> 01:18:07,483
♪ Float likeThe heavens above ♪
922
01:18:08,483 --> 01:18:10,386
I saw a sign today.
923
01:18:12,386 --> 01:18:14,224
A sign?
924
01:18:16,224 --> 01:18:17,960
From God?
925
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:20,997
Well, I don't know.
926
01:18:22,997 --> 01:18:24,500
It said, "yard sale."
927
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,904
"Yard sale"?
928
01:18:30,904 --> 01:18:33,474
Not to get metaphysical
or anything,
929
01:18:33,474 --> 01:18:36,878
but I had an inspiration.
930
01:18:37,878 --> 01:18:42,850
And it does feel
kind of... divine.
931
01:18:43,850 --> 01:18:45,886
Divine?
932
01:18:45,886 --> 01:18:47,055
Well.
933
01:18:48,055 --> 01:18:49,059
I was thinking...
934
01:18:52,059 --> 01:18:55,329
[sighs] maybe if we had
a yard sale.
935
01:18:56,329 --> 01:18:58,268
My stuff and yours.
936
01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:02,569
We could make
a weekend of it.
937
01:19:02,569 --> 01:19:05,939
I did some research.
People can make a lot of money.
938
01:19:05,939 --> 01:19:10,079
But even if we don't,
I have a feeling.
939
01:19:13,079 --> 01:19:17,487
What happened when you were
in the hospital?
940
01:19:19,487 --> 01:19:21,489
What happened?
941
01:19:22,489 --> 01:19:25,460
Did you see the light?
942
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:28,460
The light?
943
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:28,262
You know.
944
01:19:29,262 --> 01:19:30,099
The light.
945
01:19:32,099 --> 01:19:34,403
I don't--
I don't think so.
946
01:19:35,403 --> 01:19:37,841
I just have a feeling.
947
01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:41,311
I don't mean to upset you.
948
01:19:44,311 --> 01:19:46,613
I'm not upset.
949
01:19:46,613 --> 01:19:48,850
Well, you sound upset.
950
01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:51,354
I'm not upset.
951
01:19:53,354 --> 01:19:57,261
It's just I--
I had a feeling, too.
952
01:20:00,261 --> 01:20:05,134
Maybe it's not divine
like you, but...
953
01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:09,279
I have a feeling, too.
954
01:20:19,279 --> 01:20:22,279
[Man on TV, indistinct]
955
01:20:19,279 --> 01:20:22,617
[Ed] Oh, not him.
956
01:20:22,617 --> 01:20:23,984
[Man #2 on TV, indistinct]
957
01:20:23,984 --> 01:20:25,552
[grunts]
958
01:20:25,552 --> 01:20:27,287
Oh, I love her.
959
01:20:27,287 --> 01:20:29,122
...and then, they
were off to Florence.
960
01:20:29,122 --> 01:20:31,893
She always looks so classy.
961
01:20:31,893 --> 01:20:34,528
[Newscaster on TV] There were TVs on the train,
there were diplomats,
962
01:20:34,528 --> 01:20:36,030
there were Americans,
there were Parisians,
963
01:20:37,030 --> 01:20:39,966
there were Syrian refugees.
964
01:20:39,966 --> 01:20:41,168
Everyone traveled together
965
01:20:42,168 --> 01:20:45,972
on the way to Florence.
966
01:20:45,972 --> 01:20:48,242
Why? That's interesting.
967
01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:51,412
I thought you always say we should keep up on current events.
968
01:20:51,412 --> 01:20:53,215
Current events?
You want current events?
969
01:20:54,215 --> 01:20:57,618
Well, you're not gonna find it there.
That woman is a liar.
970
01:20:58,618 --> 01:21:04,225
A lying, dishonest, disloyal,
opportunistic liar...
971
01:21:04,225 --> 01:21:07,225
[Ronnie] Huh.
972
01:21:04,225 --> 01:21:07,161
...that one day will realize
what she did.
973
01:21:07,161 --> 01:21:09,195
And then, she'll regret it,
I can promise you that.
974
01:21:09,195 --> 01:21:12,198
Why do you say that?
You don't even know her.
975
01:21:12,198 --> 01:21:14,104
[Laughs]
Oh, I know her, all right.
976
01:21:17,104 --> 01:21:18,474
She's my ex-wife.
977
01:21:20,474 --> 01:21:21,409
Your wife?
978
01:21:22,409 --> 01:21:26,279
[Ed] My ex-wife.
She left a long time ago.
979
01:21:26,279 --> 01:21:29,483
[Grunting] Nineteen years.
980
01:21:29,483 --> 01:21:32,619
What, she's--
she's Brian's mother?
981
01:21:32,619 --> 01:21:34,555
[Chuckles] Yeah.
982
01:21:34,555 --> 01:21:36,122
He's a genuine son of a bitch.
983
01:21:36,122 --> 01:21:39,225
Ed. Don't talk like that.
984
01:21:39,225 --> 01:21:40,994
Funny.
985
01:21:40,994 --> 01:21:43,333
[Sighs] I still
watch her every day.
986
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:50,038
She'll always mean something to you.
It's okay.
987
01:21:52,038 --> 01:21:53,644
[Sighs]
988
01:21:56,644 --> 01:21:58,546
Sunday.
989
01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:02,350
It's the best day for a yard sale.
I looked it up.
990
01:22:03,350 --> 01:22:06,350
This Sunday?
991
01:22:03,350 --> 01:22:06,122
Yeah. It's as good
as any Sunday.
992
01:22:08,122 --> 01:22:09,425
But what about...
993
01:22:11,425 --> 01:22:12,128
It's time.
994
01:22:15,128 --> 01:22:16,398
You know...
995
01:22:17,398 --> 01:22:21,302
we can start organizing
your stuff on Tuesday.
996
01:22:22,302 --> 01:22:24,007
If it's okay with you.
997
01:22:27,007 --> 01:22:28,708
What do you do
if your boyfriend
998
01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:33,282
who you really,
really care about wants you to do something...
999
01:22:35,282 --> 01:22:37,452
that you just feel
uncomfortable about?
1000
01:22:38,452 --> 01:22:41,157
I'd have to say it depends.
How bad is it?
1001
01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,260
Well...
1002
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:48,564
Well, now I really
want to know what it is.
1003
01:22:50,564 --> 01:22:52,802
Forget it.
1004
01:22:55,802 --> 01:23:00,278
Never let a man make you do something you don't want to do.
1005
01:23:04,278 --> 01:23:06,591
[Line ringing]
1006
01:23:17,591 --> 01:23:19,600
[knocking]
1007
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,864
[knocking continues]
1008
01:23:57,864 --> 01:24:00,618
[chattering]
1009
01:24:17,618 --> 01:24:20,287
- Why don't you answer my calls?
- I'm working.
1010
01:24:20,287 --> 01:24:22,256
I know you're working.
I can see you're working.
1011
01:24:22,256 --> 01:24:23,623
Why don't you answer my calls?
1012
01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:25,623
[Ronnie] Please, not here.
1013
01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:25,792
Yes, here.
1014
01:24:25,792 --> 01:24:27,862
You won't come to
me, I have to come to you.
1015
01:24:27,862 --> 01:24:29,363
[Whispers]
You don't understand.
1016
01:24:29,363 --> 01:24:30,497
Then explain it to me.
1017
01:24:30,497 --> 01:24:32,632
No, I can't explain it to you.
1018
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:37,304
Even if I could, you wouldn't understand.
I don't understand.
1019
01:24:37,304 --> 01:24:39,206
You said
you would do it with me.
1020
01:24:39,206 --> 01:24:41,175
I didn't say
I would do it with you.
1021
01:24:41,175 --> 01:24:43,145
- You did!
- Keep you voice down.
1022
01:24:45,145 --> 01:24:47,614
Why is it so important to you
what I do?
1023
01:24:47,614 --> 01:24:49,817
Because it's what we talked about.
It's for us.
1024
01:24:49,817 --> 01:24:51,417
No, it's for you.
1025
01:24:51,417 --> 01:24:54,654
I'm fine where I am.
I'm good where I am.
1026
01:24:54,654 --> 01:24:56,422
No, you're not.
1027
01:24:56,422 --> 01:25:00,828
[Gasping] Don't you presume
to tell me about me, Ed Hemsler.
1028
01:25:00,828 --> 01:25:05,198
I am a grown woman,
and I don't have to listen to you.
1029
01:25:05,198 --> 01:25:06,634
I didn't say
you had to listen to me.
1030
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:08,634
Just get out.
1031
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:08,269
Now, just a minute.
1032
01:25:08,269 --> 01:25:10,837
- Get out!
- Is there a problem?
1033
01:25:10,837 --> 01:25:13,778
Well, there's no problem.
Ed was just leaving.
1034
01:25:17,778 --> 01:25:19,951
I thought this was for real.
1035
01:25:23,951 --> 01:25:25,291
[Grumbles]
1036
01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:06,894
[Brian on phone] She asked
how you were doing, so I said,
1037
01:26:06,894 --> 01:26:09,363
"You remember when you
broke up with Sam?"
1038
01:26:09,363 --> 01:26:10,597
[Ed] Sam?
1039
01:26:10,597 --> 01:26:11,966
It was her boyfriend for, like,
1040
01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:13,766
two weeks in eighth grade.
1041
01:26:13,766 --> 01:26:15,903
But anyway, we're there talking,
and it was probably the first time
1042
01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:19,907
that I really opened up about what it was
like when you and Mom were splitting.
1043
01:26:19,907 --> 01:26:21,341
All the door-slamming.
1044
01:26:21,341 --> 01:26:22,943
Like, that was your last word,
1045
01:26:22,943 --> 01:26:25,246
but it never was,
1046
01:26:25,246 --> 01:26:27,381
and I was just sitting there
like a...
1047
01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:30,252
And then one day, the doors stopped slamming,
and she was gone.
1048
01:26:32,252 --> 01:26:33,753
Hey, Dad?
1049
01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:34,355
I'm here.
1050
01:26:35,355 --> 01:26:37,257
Look, all I'm saying
1051
01:26:37,257 --> 01:26:38,926
is that sometimes
it can feel like
1052
01:26:38,926 --> 01:26:40,661
you're losing everything,
1053
01:26:40,661 --> 01:26:43,298
but really, you're not losing,
you're gaining.
1054
01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:46,871
Or at least,
that's what you taught me.
1055
01:26:50,871 --> 01:26:52,541
I taught you that?
1056
01:26:54,541 --> 01:26:56,845
Well, not in so many words.
1057
01:26:57,845 --> 01:26:59,979
But yeah.
1058
01:26:59,979 --> 01:27:01,283
[Chuckles]
1059
01:27:03,283 --> 01:27:06,333
[sighs] So, what else
did I teach you?
1060
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,693
[Chimes]
1061
01:28:52,693 --> 01:28:54,672
[grunts]
1062
01:29:39,672 --> 01:29:40,873
[man] How you doing today?
1063
01:29:40,873 --> 01:29:42,963
[Chattering]
1064
01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:05,207
[Ronnie] Excuse me?
1065
01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:14,617
How much is this?
1066
01:30:23,617 --> 01:30:24,118
That depends.
1067
01:30:26,118 --> 01:30:27,155
How much is it worth to you?
1068
01:30:29,155 --> 01:30:31,927
Oh... Not as much as I thought.
1069
01:30:34,927 --> 01:30:39,667
Well, maybe somebody else
might need it more than you.
1070
01:30:40,667 --> 01:30:45,109
Yeah, maybe.
You never know when you might need a pretty jar.
1071
01:30:50,109 --> 01:30:52,046
You're my BFF.
1072
01:30:53,046 --> 01:30:56,182
My granddaughter told me
what that means.
1073
01:30:56,182 --> 01:30:58,927
Best friend forever.
1074
01:31:07,927 --> 01:31:10,130
[Explosion]
1075
01:31:10,130 --> 01:31:12,828
[rumbling]
1076
01:32:14,828 --> 01:32:17,000
["Muskrat Love" playing]
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