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- Bush Warden, I think we've got a ride.

Maureen?

I'm Carol.

- Hi Carol.

- Hi.

And this is my friend Maureen.

- Well I'm Chuck.

- You're an Aries.

- What, she have ESP or something?

- Carol.

We can't go with him.

- Just wait.

What is it?

- Ijust can't go with him.

Aries is in a time of turbulence.

_ H€Y-

Can't you please forget about those stars for a few hours?

Look, after last night, I just wanna get out of here.

Besides...

I kind of dig him.

- It's sure gonna be a bad trip.

I have that feeling.

- You were serious about taking us, weren't you?

- At your service, ladies.

- Bach in the bus?

- How delightfully soothing,

and rapturous.

- You wanna get high?

- Sure, I'd love to.

Can I roll one?

- Try that.

- This is Apollo 14.

- Well this is not mission control!

Now then, what took you so long to answer?

- I was concentrating on something else.

- How's the trip?

- Dynamite, man, dynamite.

- Good, good.

How far you travel, boy?

- I'm somewhere outside Naples, I think.

- Naples!

You're dragging ass, boy!

- Well I got lost leaving Miami.

- I'm gonna tell you something, boy.

I'm gonna tell you something, you hear this good.

You don't deliver that bus to Tallahassee by nightfall,

you ain't gonna get that twenty-dollar bonus.

- Don't sweat it.

- Responsibility, boy!

It takes character to undertake responsibility.

Now, Moran Modern Mobile Homes

is proud to give you that chance.

I mean, we're with you all the way.

Now on to Tallahassee, boy.

- On to Tallahassee, boy!

- Awaken to a new sense of consciousness.

Prepare to meet on this day

one who will lead you to sacred ground.

During this new journey,

avoid all lower animal passions.

Your creative powers will be awakened

to translate the mysteries of mind and soul.

- Look, don't worry.

I never come with a Pisces,

and I probably never will.

- This is Sam Elliot

with the latest look at the weather.

It's devastating, unreal, a formidable challenge.

That's what some meteorologists are calling the front

moving into the vicinity this morning.

Winds have been clocked up to 60 miles per hour.

Torturous rain mixed with hail as big as,

you guessed it, baseballs.

This is indeed a memorable day in which one is prone to ask,

is this a real threat orjust another empty spell of gloom

resulting from flying innuendo?

Stay tuned for an update from reliable Sam Elliot,

exclusively on this station.

This is Sam Elliot again

with a late-breaking update on Hurricane Alice.

Well, the emergency's over.

Hurricane Alice has left floods, fallen trees

and frustration in its wake.

Strange how nature still reigns

as the great equalizer, isn't it?

Calm and sunshine have fallen over the area,

but repercussions from angry Alice

might still very felt by nightfall.

I'll leave you with one word, caution!

Stay tuned for the man in the know, Sam Elliot,

only on this station.

- Where are we?

- I don't know.

But it's really nice.

- We're in the swamps.

- We're stuck!

Stay here, I'll see what I can do.

Looks like we're here for good.

- Wow, this place is really freaky!

- You wanna take a walk?

- Yeah.

- We should take this moment to pray,

and reconcile our thoughts with God.

It will relieve our burden.

- Child of Apollo, prepare thyself.

- Who,

who are you?

- I am Pythin, priestess of Apollo.

Prepare yourself, oh child of Apollo,

for your sacred blessing of a new spiritual life.

YOU HIE t0 S€FV€ 8S my SUCCGSSOI...

- Successor?

- The wrath of the python of the enemy of Apollo.

He is the messenger of Pazuzu,

who seeks to destroy the spirit or Delphi,

and your God.

Accept this sceptre as a symbol

of Pythin's strength and fidelity,

to Apollo.

- Thank you, Apollo,

my master and God.

- Hold on.

Look at him.

A little baby raccoon.

Hold it.

Come here.

Ooh, a mean man!

Look at him.

Did you think you'd gotten us?

Do you wanna hold him?

Just get him behind the neck.

Ouch.

Did he hurt you?

- Apollo, my master and God.

Bring forth your strength

into thine humble servant.

Carol!

- Maureen?

- Welcome home.

I'll tear that mother right off the wall.

We're spaced out, mission control.

- Spaced what?

What the hell you doing, boy?

- If I knew, I wouldn't be lost.

All these detours and bypasses came out of nowhere, man,

and now we're stuck somewhere

in the thick of the Everglades.

- Oh, don't fool me, boy.

I know what you are!

You're one of them demonstrators

desecrating the name of Moran.

You're one of them damn peace-marchers!

- In the middle of the swamps?

- You ain't never gonna get that bonus this way, boy!

Hello?

Hello?

- You're really into that stuff, aren't you?

- Maureen used to play the organ, you know.

- Yeah, but that's not organ music.

- It's Bach.

- Heavy stuff.

- For you, perhaps.

- It's very sacred sounding.

- Yeah, I know.

You know how it makes me feel?

Like I have to genuflect.

- Can't we just enjoy it?

- Good morning, Maureen.

I thought I'd stop by to congratulate you

on playing so well today.

- Thank you, Father.

I think I did better than yesterday.

And Miss Boyles seemed to be more relaxed, too.

- Ah yes, Miss Boyles.

Splendid soloist, fine voice.

God hath given her a tremendous amount of talent.

As he did you, Maureen.

- Thank you, Father.

- A talent that He hears these summer mornings

right in His own house.

- Mother said that it was a great honor

to be asked to play here

while the regular organist was on vacation.

That playing here at St. Timothy's

was greater than a recital at Carnegie Hall.

- Your mother obviously raised you very well, Maureen.

To be in awe of the Almighty and yet seek to please Him.

That is a formidable challenge.

Especially to someone as lovely as you, my child.

- Thank you, Father.

- You see, my child,

love is the key to His kingdom.

- Father.

- Hush.

Hush with such selfish pleadings.

Just think of pleasing Him more and more and more.

- Father,

I, I, lfeel...

Scared and a bit funny.

- Now, now, fear is only embedded in you by the Devil.

He must be cast off for such beautiful pleasure to be given.

With God's blessing.

- Father.

What are you doing to me?

I can't.

But I wanna please him so much.

Father, give me strength.

- Strength, yes, my child.

Have strength, I will help you.

Most assuredly.

- I can't.

I can't.

- What's wrong?

- I don't know.

- What about Maureen?

Have you two been friends for long?

- Since our senior year in high school.

She moved to California with her parents,

and her mother was a teacher at the music conservatory.

Maureen was always different from my other friends.

- She sure is hung up on something.

But if she's supposed to be a free spirit,

I'd rather stay locked up inside.

At least I have fun.

- Me too.

- Can you believe it?

Four o'clock?

My daughter coming home at four o'clock in the morning!

And when I asked her,

what is a 16-year-old girl doing out 'til four o'clock

in the morning, she tells me, oh, just goofing around.

Goofing around.

What the hell does that mean?

Ever since her father left home,

she's been so independent.

What's happened to my little girl?

I just don't know any more, Alice.

All this talk of the new morality.

The pill, abortions.

They talk about that more than they do their homework.

You should see the magazines she reads!

And you can't believe what Carol and her friends

talk about on the phone.

It seems that whenever I pick it up,

they're on it.

Of course I listen to whatever they're saying!

What else is a mother to do?

- Hi, how are you?

- Hi.

How was the game?

- Oh, it was fine.

- Yeah?

- Uh huh.

Hey, come on, let me have it.

Come on, can I have it?

- No, no.

- No please, now really.

I want the helmet.

- Can I have a ride in your car?

- You want a ride?

- I'll give you the helmet back

if you let me have a ride in your car.

_ Qkay, okay.

Here, let me help you on.

- I love this car!

Woo!

Hey, there's a lake over there, you know.

Wanna go see what it's like?

- Yeah, let's go.

- Yeah?

Okay!

I bet you can't get me!

Do you want me to kiss you?

- Yeah.

- I want you to touch me.

- What do you mean?

- I want you to touch me.

Touch me?

J1 Touch me

J1 Make me feel that I'm alive

J1 Touch me

J1 Innocence must die so we may grow

J1 Touch me

J1 In the springtime of my life

J1 Touch me

J1 'Til the winter pain has passed away

J1 Waking to the sunrise of our new life

J1 Music fills the air and makes us smile

J1 With open arms and happy hopes

J1 We kiss the day

J1 There's so much that we've yet to learn

J1 So much we long to say

J1 But oh

J1 How very very much we feel

J1 And it's beautiful

J1 It's young, it's warm, it's real

J1 Touch me

J1 Reach inside my shaded soul

J1 Touch me

J1 Let your fingers change this chord to love

J1 Together 'neath blue skies and God's great greenery

J1 Fevered by a passion driving strong

J1 Our eyes reflect bewilderment and ecstasy

J1 That feels too good to possibly be wrong

J1 There's so much in our hearts to give

J1 How very much we long to live

J1 We've found ourselves and now we feel

J1 So close, so good, so real

J1 Touch me

J1 There's so much I want to feel

J1 Touch me

J1 Let me love you selflessly today

J1 Touch me

J1 Tantalize my every fiber

J1 Touch me

- Hi.

May I come in for a minute?

I'm Senator Matt Mclver, I'm up for reelection.

I'd like to leave some campaign literature with you.

First of all, I'd like to discuss my stand on armament.

I think we have to disarm.

We have to stay protected but we have to disarm.

You know, those Russians

are terribly, terribly manipulative.

Where do you stand?

- I'm against killing in any form.

I think it's evil.

- Well, huzzah, huzzah.

Bravo, I think that's really terrific of you.

But you know something, I really think

that the young people of our country are just fantastic.

That's what's going to change our country.

It's great, but it's just gonna get

greater and greater and greater.

Now where do you stand on abortion?

- I told you I'm against killing.

- Oh, well, oh.

I'm in total agreement, I'm in total agreement.

I think you are power,

you really are what is power,

and it denigrates, it just strengthens my feeling

about everything I have said to you.

I just hope that you're going to think Matt Mclver

when you get into that voting booth.

- 50W)'-

I'm from California.

- California.

California.

That's where they like everything so big.

Yeah, the size of those avocados.

Carol

- Hello?

- Just where the hell are you?

- Are you a Leo?

- How'd you know?

- Because after Aries, they're the most frenetic.

Chuck's an Aries.

- Now look here, I've got an airplane standing by

ready to search for you.

Now, just give me a clue!

- Well, there are a lot of tall trees.

And a lot of birds,

and snakes.

Lotta weird sounds.

And swamps.

- Aw, dammit.

Let me talk to Chuck.

- He's off in another world right now. Sire...

- Hey, you missed all the fun.

You sure did, this place is so beautiful!

Hey, can we camouflage that bus

and just stay here and goof?

- Hey listen, folks.

We may have to.

I mean, they're sending planes.

- Crap-

- I guess I'd better take another look at the damage.

- Hey, what are we gonna to do for food?

- That should be a consideration.

I mean, being lost is one thing,

but being starved and lost is another.

- Let's go on a boar hunt.

- How do you hunt them?

- There's a bow and arrow on the bus.

Come on!

Come on, let's go.

_ okay-

- Stay down.

- Are they dangerous?

- They're vicious.

- Oh, great.

- For some it's a sacrilege to kill such an animal.

- Shut up with that occult crap for right now.

After we eat you can preach all you want.

- I'd settle old McDonald.

- There's one.

Let's get this mother first.

No matter what bad or good ideas,

there was old Mom, explaining it away

like some feeble fantasy.

This is K4CA, calling CQ.

- You know I worry about you so much,

down here all these hours by yourself.

You were such a dedicated little man.

You're gonna be famous someday,

and you'll always have your mother to look after.

Now come up and say goodnight.

You know your mother can't sleep

until she knows her son is safely tucked in bed.

- This is bullshit.

- SOnny!

- Oh Mother, I thought that--

- I know what you thought!

That language.

- I'm sorry.

- You march yourself upstairs to your room

and get down on your knees and beg forgiveness.

My baby.

- It all came out sounding like bad rock.

So when I left home,

I knew I wouldn't be back.

If not forever, at least,

for a long time.

Yeah, I really,

I really feel free for the first time.

I'm just starting to live for the here and now.

You know?

I'm not scared any more.

I'm not scared of you two,

I'm not scared of the swamp.

I'm not even scared of being out here

because the bus is stuck here,

or getting in trouble for it.

Hallelujah!

- Hallelujah!

- Hey, I smell something burning.

- Pazuzu, the spell. - Oh God, Maureen!

Jesus.

- Hey, go back to the bus and get me the first aid kit

from behind the driver's seat.

- Turn the burning spigot,

and the evil of Pazuzu would be dispelled.

But the demon came from the south east.

- So she's really flipped out.

- I never saw her like this, Chuck.

- Would you answer that?

- Do I have to?

- What the hell did you do that for?

- Where's Chuck?

- He's helping out my friend.

- I knew it!

A riot.

Peaceful demonstrations, my ass.

They all wind up that way.

- Right there.

- And my lovely bus in the center of it all!

The name of Moran

being pulled through the quagmire of violence!

Do you hear me?

- She's gonna be okay.

It's just a burn.

- Why don't we all go inside, then?

- It's getting kind of chilly.

That would be nice.

Come on.

Sleepy

What's this you're always reading?

- The story of Delphi.

- Uh yeah?

You really believe that stuff?

- It all relates.

So does astrology.

Like you.

You're an Aries.

The superman of the Zodiac.

It's a guide to help us understand

and know the people who live around us.

- I guess that's never been very important to me, really.

- I just think it's important to understand

as many facets of spiritual life as you can.

- I admit I look for the obvious,

but that's not so bad really, is it?

Let's take a walk.

- I don't know.

- Come on.

J1 I feel your eyes exploring my face

J1 I feel your gentle touch embrace me

J1 And I can't stand to think

J1 That this time you are a real man

J1 I am a real girl

J1 We are together

J1 We'll share our laugh, our love our time

J1 We'll give each other dreams to live for

J1 And I can't stand to think

J1 That this time you are a real man

J1 I am a real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Falling with you

J1 Ooh

J1 Falling with you

J1 Ooh

J1 I feel your eyes exploring my face

J1 I feel your gentle touch embrace me

J1 And I can't stand to think

J1 That this time you are a real man

J1 I am a real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Real girl

J1 Falling in love

J1 Real girl

- Hey, he)'-

'Hmm?

- I thought I heard a scream.

- Come here.

There's nothing to worry about.

- You know something?

You were so right about everything.

Hey

- An Aries!

A beautiful Aries!