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在史蒂文·斯皮爾伯格的電影《E.T. 外星人》里 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.,"

外星人為什么是棕色的 why's the alien brown?

沒理由 No reason.

在《愛情故事》里 In "Love Story,"

兩個角色為什么會熱戀得死去活來呢 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?

沒理由 No reason.

在奧利佛·斯通的《刺殺肯尼迪》里 In Oliver Stone's "JFK",

為什么總統忽然之間會給一個不認識的人暗殺呢 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger?

沒理由 No reason.

在托比·霍珀的出色作品《電鋸殺人狂》里 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper,

為什么我們總沒有見到戲中人像現實生活一般... why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom...

上上廁所 或者洗洗手呢 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life?

絕對沒理由 Absolutely no reason.

更差勁的是波蘭斯基的《鋼琴家》 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski,

那家伙既然彈得那么一手好鋼琴又怎需要躲起來... how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb...

活得那么窩囊呢 when he plays the piano so well?

同樣 答案是"沒理由" Once again the answer is "no reason".

我可以花多個鐘頭繼續舉出更多例子 I could go on for hours with more examples.

那是沒完沒了的 The list is endless.

你們大概從來沒有想過 You probably never gave it a thought.

但所有出色的電影 But all great films,

毫無例外 without exception,

都包含一個重要元素 一個"沒理由" contain an important element-- a "no reason".

你們知道為什么嗎 And you know why?

因為人生本來... Because life itself...

就是充斥著"沒理由" is filled with "no reason".

為什么我們看不到我們周圍的空氣呢 Why can't we see the air all around us?

沒理由 No reason.

為什么我們總是在想東西呢 Why're we always thinking?

沒理由 No reason.

為什么有人愛吃香腸有人卻厭惡香腸呢 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?

沒他媽的理由 No fuckin' reason.

算了吧 別浪費時間解釋這些廢話了 我們走吧 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go!

再呆一會 讓我說完 Just one minute. Let me finish.

女士們 先生們 Ladies, gentlemen,

你們今天將要欣賞的這出電影 the film you're about to see today

是要表揚"沒理由" is an homage to the "no reason"--

這個最有力的元素...風格元素 that most powerful element...of style.

他們干嗎要撞爛那些椅子 Why did they destroy all those chairs.

-太慘情了 -是呀 真可惜 -Too sad on those. -Yeah, it's really a pity.

請勿說話 Quiet, please.

大家轉身 Everybody turn around.

好 請欣賞吧 Good. Enjoy.

對不起 是彩色還是黑白的 Excuse me, is it going to be in color or black and white?

已經覺得悶了 It's already boring.

別那么灰心 只是剛開場吧了 Don't be so negative. It's just the beginning.

會漸入高潮的 保持耐心就是 It's going to pick up. Just be patient.

希望不是套殘舊默片吧 I hope that's not an old silent film.

一點東西都聽不到 I can't hear thing.

有的 你可以聽到一點點風聲 只要細心聽 Yes, you can hear the wind a little. If You listen.

有人看到什么嗎 Somebody see something?

我看到個垃圾堆 那里 就在前面 I see a dump, there, straight ahead.

橡皮輪胎殺手

真神啊 他連碰都不碰就把個瓶子爆破了 Amazing. He just blew up a bottle without even touching it.

真的嗎 讓我看 Really? Let me see.

太奇怪了 That's odd.

他好像有心靈感應力 It looks like he has telepathic power.

你說的是心靈運動力吧 You mean Psychokinetic?

什么字眼我管他的 I don't care about the right word.

他是用念力把瓶子爆破的吧 Has it just blown up the bottle with its mind?

很有可能 是的 It is most likely. Yes.

太捧了 我開始喜歡他了 That's awesome. I'm starting to like it.

我想那孩子是對的 心靈運動力 I think the kid is right. Psychokinetic powers.

對不起 但你們是不是總要放開腔口 做評述呢 Excuse me, but do you have to comment everything aloud?

我們不是在做評述 只是想了解事情吧了 We are not commenting, we are only trying to understand.

-你有什么想法嗎 -沒有 -What do you think of it? -Nothing.

你知道你是不可以拍攝這電影的吧 那是犯法的 You know you're not allowed to film the film. That is forbidden by law.

是嗎 It is?

是呀 他們會把你關進監獄 Yeah, they'll put you in jail for that.

監獄 Jail?

是開玩笑吧 That's kidding me?

嗯 她是對的 這是盜拍 如果我是你就會當心點 Yes, she's right, it is piracy. I'll be careful if I were you.

我太太來不了 我只是想拍給她看看 My wife could not come. I just wanna show her.

怎么說都是盜拍 This's piracy anyway.

謝謝提點 以后不會的了 Thanks for that. I won't in the future.

快 Come on!

再開場了 Starting again!

起來 Wake up!

我們走吧 Let's go!

天 我幾乎沒闔過眼 他嗎的蟲子 Jesus, I almost slept awake. Fuckin' insects!

我簡直冷凍了 I was really cold myself.

肅靜 Quiet!

起來 Wake up!

對不起 是不是可以來點咖啡和吐司呢 Excuse me. Would it be possible to have some coffee and toast?

爸 我肚子餓 Dad, I'm hungry.

爸 Dad?

他在哪 Where is he?

就在前面 Straight ahead.

他剛睡醒 He just woke up.

謝謝 Oh, thanks.

誰有吃的 Anyone got any food?

天呀 Oh my god!

很不錯 Not bad at all.

讓我看 Well, let me see.

這是我人生頭一遭認同一條輪胎 It is the first time in my life I identify with a tire.

別這樣 給我 Stop that. Give me that!

她的屁股不太捧 但我理解的 Her ass is not that great, but I understand.

你真是要求高 我就很滿意了 You're hard to pleased. It is fine with me.

她的屁股不太捧 Her ass isn't that great

但搖擺得很夠蕩 你猜她會讓那輪胎上嗎 but she has quite a wag on it. You think the tire is gonna get laid?

我很想看看 你猜會用什么體位呢 I would like to see it! What position do you think?

我猜她首先會吹一輪簫 I think she'll start with a good blowjob.

對... Oh yeah...

天啊 你們是不是可以閉嘴一陣 Jesus, you think you're gonna shut up some time

讓我們安靜地看呢 我受不了啦 and let's watch in peace? I can't stand it.

怎么啦 你一點玩笑也開不得嗎 Come on. Can't you take a little joke?

對 地方多著呢 如果我們騷擾到你 可以去別處 Yes, there is plenty of space. Go somewhere else if we're bothering you.

你們笑得那么大聲 You should be the ones to move

走的該是你們 不是嗎 if you have to laugh so loud, don't you think?

不是 為什么你不像那個瘸子一樣 塞著隨身聽 No. Why don't you just do like that cripple, and plug on your walkman

這樣就誰都不會騷擾到你了 and listen to your music and then no one bother you any more.

這不是隨身聽 這是醫療新產品 It's not a walkman It's a medical gismo.

算了 別再糾纏了 Come on, let's just forget it.

寵壞的 Brats.

走好 寵壞的 Hi, brats.

媽 是我 我今晚在汽車旅館睡 Mom, it's me. I'm gonna spend the night in a motel.

我不想再這樣了 I don't wanna try anymore.

明兒見 我愛你 拜 See you tomorrow. I love you. Bye.

有什么好東西 Anything interesting?

他剛轉頻道 He just switched the channel.

好 那么...有什么大事才喚醒我們吧 Okay. Well... wake us if we miss anything major.

晚安 各位 Good night, everybody.

人要捱餓多長時間才會開始 你吃我我吃你呢 How long before humans start to eat each other out of hunger?

別說廢話 睡吧 Don't talk crap. Just sleep.

你們不是喜歡搞事嗎 Are you rustlers?

你們真的啥都不干就讓我們捱餓嗎 You're gonna let us starve without doing a thing?

我找到那爆破的兔子 I found the blown-off rabbit.

好殘忍呀 You are really so cruel!

-我想吃了沒問題 對吧 -白癡 -I think it's okay to eat, right? -Idiot!

你看不出是假的嗎 Can't you see it's fake?

是 主人 Yes, master.

很好 主人 Very well, master.

一定 Certainly.

完全明白 I understand perfectly.

我明天一早就做 不會誤事 I am gonna do it tomorrow morning without fail.

是 一早馬上做 我辦事您放心 Yeah. First thing in the morning. You can count on me.

向您致敬 主人 Salutations, master.

早 Morning.

-我可以收拾您的房間嗎 -可以 -Can I clean your room? -Yeah.

為啥不可以 Why not?

食物 Food!

食物 Food!

禽獸 Animals.

里面有人嗎 Anybody there?

對不起 是不是要我晚點再來 Excuse me, you want me to come back later?

他媽的怪胎 Fucking weirdoes!

我剛才看到一條活輪胎 I just saw a live tire.

你沒有別的事情可干 就到這里來說廢話嗎 You get nothing better to do than come here to start talking rubbish?

我發誓...千真萬確 I swear... it's true.

真的 他把自己鎖在第16號室 Look. He locked himself in room 16.

你沒有回家作業或其他事情做嗎 Did you get homework to do or something?

我在放假 I am on holidays.

你就不知道自己有什么事情可以做 And you don't know what to do with yourself.

就來這里煩我 Well you're bugging me.

你不相信我 You don't believe me.

閉嘴 You shut up!

踏你的單車 給我買個比薩 懂嗎 Get on your bike, and go get me a pizza, alright?

我給你十分鐘有事可做 I give you ten minutes to kill.

你馬上到第16號室看看吧 真的 You go have a look in room 16 now. Please!

你還不快去踏你的單車 給我買個比薩 Would you get on your bike and get me a pizza?

盡說這些廢話干嗎 Cut this bullshit out?

快去 Do it!

別忘記配料加雙 And don't forget the double toppings!

這就是你的配料加雙 白癡 Here's your double topping, dickhead.

那輪胎可以浮水的嗎 And the tire's supposed to float?

內胎可以 輪胎不行 An inner tube, yes. Not a tire.

是嗎 我猜剛好相反 Really? I'd rather bet just the opposite.

覺得好點嗎 孩子 Feeling any better, son?

灼痛得很 It's burning hard.

爸 給我叫個醫生吧 Daddy, I beg you call a doctor.

別忙 可能是吃得太快的關系 Come on. Probably just ate too fast.

會沒事的 別擔心 It's gonna be alright. Don't worry.

我們都吃得太快了 We all ate too fast.

很痛啊 告訴過你了 It's hurting bad, I told you!

有誰懂得醫藥知識嗎 Does anybody know anything about medicine?

沒有 抱歉 No, sorry.

你會不會認識一點物理 Well, do you happen to know anything about physics?

一條輪胎是會下沉還是會浮起的呢 Would a tire sink or float?

它會下沉 我們剛剛見過了 It would sink. We just saw it a minute ago.

什么事 What is going on?

可惡 痛死了 Oh, damnit! It's a hell.

救救我 Oh, help me!

我們都怎么了 What's happening to us?

我們中了毒 We're poisoned.

那火雞是個圈套 The turkey was a trap.

圈套 A trap?

他們就是這樣對待觀眾的嗎 Oh! Is this how they they treat the audience?

別擔心 女士 他們不會就這脫掉關系的 Don't worry ma'am. They're not gonna get away with this.

這里仍然有我 I am still here.

我要看戲 And I want my show.

當然我要看戲 Sure I want my show.

里面有人嗎 Anybody there?

輪胎 Tire?

...泳池那里 ...the pool there.

就是這里 It is right here.

這輪胎是活的 This tire is alive.

又再說輪胎的事了 The tire story again?

我看不出它怎么是活的 It doesn't look very alive to me.

我見到那輪胎進了第16號室 I saw the tire get into room 16.

他把自己鎮在里面 He locked himself in.

你明白嗎 我今天聽夠垃圾了 You know what, I've heard enough rubbish for the day.

馬上把那臟輪胎從泳池撈起來 要不我要發火了 Now get the dirty tire out of the pool, or I'm gonna get really mad!

-對不起 警官 -沒事 -Sorry, lieutenant. -Nothing.

但告訴我吧... But tell me...

我們看不到周圍的空氣 你不覺得很奇怪嗎 Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us?

你說這干嗎 Why do you say that?

就是這樣一般 Just like that.

沒理由 No reason.

好啦 孩子 聽著 Okay, kid, listen to me.

沒什么好擔心的 它是一條極之普通的輪胎 Nothing to worry about. It's a perfectly ordinary tire.

對 我同意 你見到它動都不動 Yeah, same here. You see it's not moving.

-也許它溺水了 -你別再說這種廢話了 行嗎 -Well, maybe it drowned. -Would you stop with this crap, okay?

你讓我在警官面前 You're putting me ashamed in front of

-出丑 -別動氣 -a police officer. -Don't be rough.

-不必這樣 -這里有人死了 知道嗎 -There is no need to do that. -You know, someone died here, okay?

我們不能用這種事情開玩笑 懂嗎 We don't joke about things like that. Do you understand?

對 的確是 Yeah, that is true.

我不是開玩笑 我肯定是這輪胎殺了瑪蒂娜 I'm not joking. I am sure that this tire killed Martina.

夠了 行嗎 Oh, that is enough! Alright?

我不想再見到你了 知道嗎 I don't want to see you anymore. Okay?

我今晚再跟你算帳 馬上滾 We will settle this tonight. Now squirm!

你讓我很火大 滾 You're getting on my nerves, go!

你過火了一點 You're a little jumpy.

平常不會的 Not usually.

把你這他媽的輪胎也帶走 行嗎 And take your fucking tire, would you?!

對不起 Sorry.

休斯先生 可以問你一些問題作調查用嗎 Mr. Hugues, can I ask you some questions for the investigation?

可以 問吧 Sure, go ahead.

你跟瑪蒂娜的關系怎樣 How was your relationship with Martina?

我們相處得不錯 你明白吧 是雇主 雇員之間 We got along fine, you know, employer, employee.

-你滿意她的工作吧 -對 -You were satisfied with her work? -Yeah.

對于她的行為你沒有什么特別東西要說吧 Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behaviour?

沒有 No.

很好 Very good.

六個鐘頭了 毒藥夠時間發作了 我們可以叫停了 It's been 6 hours, the poison has had time to take effect. We can stop.

-毒藥 -對 我們給觀眾下了毒 -The poison? -Yes, we poisoned the spectators.

馬上回家吧 休斯先生 我們不再需要你了 And go home now, Mr. Huges. We don't need you anymore.

-非常感謝 -我不明白 -Thank you very much. -I don't understand.

跟你合作愉快 It was a pleasure working with you.

大家聽著 Everybody, listen!

我有重要事情宣布 I have something important to announce.

請留心 Pay attention, please.

你們可以輕松下來 You can all relax.

已經完了 我們現在叫停 It's over. We're stopping now.

謝謝 還有... Thanks, and...

向各位道喜 congratulations to all.

出作很出色 Great job.

你這是什么意思 查德 What did you mean, Chad?

我們意思就是我剛才所說的 完了 I meant exactly what I just said. It's over.

你們現在可以回家見家人了 You can go home with your families now.

跟你們一起工作很愉快 It's been a pleasure working with you.

你是不是腦子出了問題 You're out of your mind?

為什么要我們回家 Why do you want us to go home?

算了吧 別再當是真實生活了 Come on. Stop acting like this is real life.

我告訴你們 我們做完了 再沒有人看了 知道嗎 I'm telling you we're done. There's no one watching anymore, okay?

做下去都沒用了 No use going on.

停 Stop.

完 我們收拾東西 Finish. We're packing in.

可是...這是真實生活啊 查德 我們這有具死尸 But... this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here.

沒有 No.

算了吧 這不是真實生活 Come on. It's not real life.

看你 你腋下夾著一個棉花鱷魚玩具 Look at you, you have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.

那又怎樣 So?

好的 我讓你們看點東西 丹妮絲 拔槍 Okay. I'm gonna show you something. Denise, take your gun.

-干啥 -拔出來 我吩咐你 -Why? -Take it, I tell you!

這是命令 It's an order!

現在指向我 然后開槍 Now point it to me and shoot.

沒門 No way!

道格 你來 Doug, you do it.

別想 只管開槍 Don't think. Just shoot.

天啊 Oh God!

見到嗎 You see?

我一點感覺都沒有 I don't feel a thing.

沒有一點痛 No pain whatsoever.

這不是真實的 It's not real.

大家明白嗎 You understand?

一切都是假的 Everything is fake.

再開槍 Shoot again.

現在你們相信我了 Now you believe me?

這個處境不是真實的 This situation is not real.

回家吧 Go home.

一切都完了 It's all over.

謝謝 Thanks.

那清潔女工呢 她真的死了 What about the cleaning lady? She's really dead?

打開尸袋 你們可能會大吃一驚 Open the bag. You might be surprised.

是個如假包換的尸體 It is a regular corpse.

使勁擱她一巴 你就明白了 Give her a good slap, you'll see.

別說廢話了 她又沒有頭 Stop your bullshit. She's got no head.

別開玩笑 It's not funny.

搖她 Shake her up.

又怎樣 沒有反應 So? Nothing happened.

她死了 身體是凍的 She is dead. The body is cold.

怎么個凍法 How cold?

觀眾里面有個人沒吃火雞 One of the spectators didn't eat the turkey.

他還活著 He's alive

而且看著我們說話 and watching as we speak.

可惡 Damn!

你肯定是真的 You sure this is true?

主人 Master.

你必須繼續做 You have to go on.

好吧 對不起 請聽著 Okay. Excuse me, please.

我犯了個小錯誤 I made a little mistake.

我剛才說的就當沒說過吧 Forget everything I just said.

很對不起 I'm sorry.

我剛才有點失常 I got a little out of myself.

我們還沒有做完 We're not quite done.

你跟瑪蒂娜的關系怎樣 How was your relationship with Martina?

-你在流血呢 警官 -別管這個 -You're bleeding, lieutenant. -Don't mind that.

沒事的 It is nothing.

我們繼續 回答我的問題 Let's proceed. Answer my question.

我都說過了 Ah, like I've said,

我們相處得不錯 你明白吧 雇員和雇主之間 We got along fine, you know, employee, employer.

你滿意她的工作吧 You were happy with her work?

都說過了 是的 Like I said before, Yeah.

你沒有什么特別東西要說吧 Nothing in particular you'd mention?

沒有 No.

你跟她的家人有聯系嗎 Were you in contact with her family?

他我見過她哥哥一次 他 有點癡肥 I met her brother once. He was... ah... rather obese.

我們實際上沒說過話 We really didn't talk.

好的 你知道瑪蒂娜跟... Okay. Do you know if Martina was...

她那癡肥的哥哥關系好嗎 in good terms with her obese brother?

也許吧 Maybe.

你認為那癡肥的哥哥是否... Do you think the obese brother...

可能直接或間接... could be directly or indirectly...

涉及瑪蒂娜的死 involved with Martina's death?

休斯先生 Mr. Huges?

"天吶 那孩子是對的" "Oh God, the kid was right."

"兇手是條輪胎" "The killer is a tire."

你殺了瑪蒂娜 You killed Martina?

警察會找你麻煩的 You're gonna be in trouble with the police.

你知道什么是警察嗎 You know what the police are?

你會說話嗎我意思是... Do you talk? I mean...

說話... Talk... Mm...

我 Me.

人 男孩 Human. Boy.

回答我 Answer me!

我們的兇手就是這樣子的 This is what our killer looks like.

一條輪胎 A tire?

正是 Exactly.

我限你們一個鐘頭把它找到 它跑得不遠的 I give you an hour to find him. It can't have run far.

如果有任何問題 If you have any questions,

現在就好問了 It is now or never.

什么牌子的輪胎 What brand of tire?

我們還不清楚 We don't know yet.

可能是雜牌貨 Probably brandless.

-有磨損嗎 -有 -Is it worn? -Yes.

是黑色的嗎 Is it black?

他逃到公路上去了 這邊 It escaped on the road. That way.

那么... So...

你會喜歡什么呢 What might you fancy?

農場雞 Farm chicken?

不如來個橄欖油薯蓉伴蘑菇肉丁 Or maybe potato mashed with olive oil and mushroom fricassee.

不用了 謝謝 I'll be fine, thank you.

聽聽還有什么再說吧 Wait until you see the rest.

吞拿魚他他墊洋薊 Tuna Tartare on a bed of artichoke

加紫羅蘭調味料 伴白蘆荀 with violet flavor and white asparagus.

很誘人吧 是不是 It's tempting, isn't it?

好了 知道嗎 我不餓 你別再搞了 Okay, you know, I'm not hungry. So just forget it.

那么甜品吧 怎樣 Dessert then, perhaps?

巧克力手指餅 Chocolate eclairs.

真是...精致極了 怎能... It's... whoof... lovely. How could...

我告訴你 我不餓 行嗎 Hey, hey, I'm telling you I'm not hungry, alright?

你在浪費我的時間 走開吧 And you're wasting my time. Just go away.

別這樣 你總得吃點東西 Come on. You gotta eat something.

這樣對健康不好 It is unhealthy.

你不能老是這樣 你不可以...你... You can't go on like this. You can't... You...

至少吃個酸乳酪吧 就當是順我意 Have a yoghurt, at least . Just do that for me.

我只想安靜地看結局 I just want to watch the end in peace.

你就白等吧 根本沒有結局 Wait all you want, 'cos there is no end.

隨便 我就是要看 行嗎 Fine, I'll watch it anyway, alright?

那是我喜歡 I like it.

什么事 What's happening?

什么事 他在滾動 What's happening? He's rolling.

警察在追他 The cops are chasing him.

這場面夠刺激的 It's a pretty exciting scene.

是嗎 Is that so?

哪里 我看不到 Where? I can't see.

就那里 我看到 Right there. I see it.

-哪里 -這里 -Where? -Here.

看吧 Go on.

后來 有一天 Then, one day,

我爸想給我們開心一下 My father wanna do something nice for us

他帶我們到山上度假 可是... and he took us on a vacation to the mountain. But...

...由于我們沒有錢 我們... ...because we had no money, we...

...沒法子滑雪 于是... ...couldn't take a skiing. So...

...我跟弟弟一起 ...along with my brother,

開始在雪地上漫步 we started going on these walks in the snow.

我們什至連鞋都沒得穿 We didn't even have shoes.

很好玩... It's funny...

接著... And then...

我弟弟...爬到一塊石上 my brother... climbs up a rock,

然后滑了下來 掉進一個石隙 and slips, falls into a crack.

蠢蛋的意外 Dumb accident.

你真的不想嘗嘗這手指餅 太好吃了 You surely don't wanna try the eclair? It's amazing.

不用了 謝謝 I'm fine, thanks.

我說到哪 where was I?

對... Ah yeah...

我弟弟掉進一個石隙 My brother falls into a crack.

不知為什么 and I don't know why,

我不但沒有幫他 but instead of offer help,

反而抬起一塊大石 I take this some enormous rock

砸向他的面上 and I smash him into the face with it.

接著他就不再叫了 And then he stops screaming.

可惡 Damn.

你有胃痛藥嗎 我吃得太急了 You have something for stomache? I ate too fast.

媽的 Oh, shit!

這東西應該是給你吃的 That stuff was supposed to be for you to eat!

天啊 好燙 Oh God, it burns!

我不想死 I don't want to die!

救我 Help me!

救救我 天吶 求你了 Help me. Oh God, please!

灼痛得很 Oh, it burns!

我快死了 我不想死 I'm going to die! I don't want to die!

求你救救我 救我... Help me please. Help me...

你不可以這樣走 You can't do that.

是嗎 Really?

如果你要是可以的 但不合規矩 Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.

那是怎樣...可以還是不可以 So what... can I or can't I?

中央第4單位 收到嗎 Unit 4 central. You receive?

我們確定了輪胎位置 We located the tire.

收到嗎 You receive?

我重復 我們確定了輪胎位置 是在一間屋內 I repeat. We located the tire inside a house.

說吧 You're on.

我們收到了 第4單位 We receive you, unit 4.

你說"確定位置"是什么意思 What did you mean by "located"?

我們剛見到他 他在貝利波爾路一間屋里 We just saw him. He's in a house on Belly Ball Road,

看著電視 我們該怎么辦 watching TV. What should we do?

留守原位 我們馬上過來 Stay put. We're on our way.

你可以吧 You alright?

我們要色誘他 We're gonna neck him.

門剛打開 他出來了 The door just opened. He's coming.

好 開始 念 Alright, go ahead, read.

來 Come.

近一點 Closer.

來吧 近一點 我在等著你 Come on. Closer. I was expecting you.

來吧 過來 Come on. Come here.

說清晰點 Articulate.

來吧 過來 Come on. Come here.

"過來殺我吧 你這狗娘養的" "Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch."

走近點殺我吧 你個小蠢蛋 Come closer and kill me, you little jerk.

照稿念 繼續 Stick to the text. Go on.

狗娘養的 Son of a bitch.

來吧 Come on.

走近點 Closer.

很好 他上鉤了 That's good. He's biting.

繼續 Go on.

來吧 你知道我是很淘氣的 Come on. You know I've been very naughty.

你要罰我 You have to punish me.

來 來罰我吧 Come. Come punish me.

這垃圾是誰寫的 Who wrote this garbage?

別管 繼續 Don't worry about that. Go on.

你喜歡我吧 You like me?

你覺得我性感吧 You think I'm sexy?

來吧 做個好漢子 Come on, be a good boy,

爆飛我的頭吧 你這個臭婊子... blow my head off, you big slut...

對不起 我念不下去 Sorry, I can't read that.

實在太糟糕了 It is too aweful.

走開 你會壞了全盤計劃 Get out of the way. You're gonna ruin everything.

爆飛我的頭吧 你這個臭婊子 你聽到我嗎 Blow my head off, you big slut. You hear me?

我有個很...我是個很淘氣的女孩 I have a very... I have been a very naughtly girl.

我需要一頓痛打 I need a good thrashing.

來吧 馬上來 走前 Come on, now! Go ahead.

殺死我 繼續 Kill me! Go on!

我想死 I want to die.

干吧 Do it!

我猜他起了疑心 I think he suspects something.

我想我們應該繼續用那女人的聲音 I think we should stay with the woman's voice.

他媽的 Shit!

戴回話筒 Take back the mic.

來 念吧 念吧 來 Come on. Go ahead! Go ahead! Come on!

念到哪 Where are we?

不知道 沒關系 自己編吧 快 I don't know. It doesn't matter. Improvise. Quick!

爆飛我的頭吧 Hey, blow my head off.

你還磨蹬什么 What're you wait for?

很好 繼續 Very good. Go on.

來呀 我準備好了馬上 Come on, I'm ready! Now!

對不起 很抱歉打擾你們 可是... Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but...

我個人認為 這場戲完全不合理 The way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all.

也不及開場時那么好因為至少我還明白戲情 And not that as great as we began with, for at least I understood it.

現在 那是完全莫名其妙了 Now, it's uh... it's totally confused.

正因這樣我才辛苦走這么多路到這里來 That's why I took the trouble to come over this way.

你的意思是什么 有什么你不明白的 What do you mean? What don't you understand?

我不明白的是用假人當餌這部分 What don't I understand is the bait with the dummy.

根本就沒道理 有什么理據 有什么用意 It doesn't make sense. And what's the point? What's the purpose?

你不明白么 這是個誘餌 Can't you see, it's a lure.

沒什么莫名其妙的 There's nothing confusing.

是 我明白是誘餌 行了嗎 我不是蠢材 Yeah, I get the lure, okay? I am not stupid.

我不明白的是為什么要花這么多個鐘頭 What I don't get is why it takes so many hours.

為什么不直接結果這該死的輪胎 Why don't you just ice the bloody tire?

現在他正... Now that he's...

他正站在那做誘餌的假人面前 He's standing in front of the lure dummy,

只消用反坦克火箭 還不如 不 聽著 聽著 with a Bazooka- even better, no, no, listen, listen--

還不如 你們派個伙計拿著噴火器 even better, you get one of your guys with a flamethrower.

只是一噴 Just woo!

你們必須做點什么 我意思是做點什么 什么都行 You gotta do something. I mean, do something, anything.

不 不... No, no...

這構想是要他自己爆飛那假人而不是用炸藥 The idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself instead of the dynamite.

這樣 他就會自作自受 可以這樣說 That way, he will pop himself off himself, so to speak.

這很高明 的確很高明 我要求的是... That's brilliant. That's actually brilliant. What I'm asking...

加快行動 就是這樣 is speed up the action. That's all.

明白嗎 嘭 嘭 You know? Boom, boom!

對呀 如果你吃了那他媽的火雞我們就不用到這里來了 Yeah. But then we wouldn't be here if you've eaten the damn turkey.

的而且確 可是... That's true enough, but...

聽著 我們很高興您提意見 Listen, we like you told us.

我們現在起會盡力加快進程 We will try to speed things up now.

-你可以回到你的地方去了 -謝謝 -You can go back to your place. -Thank you.

混蛋 Asshole.

這家伙是誰 Who's that guy?

來 我們繼續 累死人了 Come on, let's get on with it. I'm exhausted.

念這最后一句 Read the last sentence there.

你不過是廢橡膠 You're nothing but a rubber shit.

再念一次 Once again.

你不過是廢橡膠 You're nothing but a rubber shit.

再念 Again.

你不過是廢橡膠 You're nothing but a rubber shit.

媽的 沒有用 damn, it didn't work.

可以告訴我你怎算怎樣做嗎 May I ask what you intend to do?

我要親手把這橡膠炸破 一了百了 I'm gonna blow up this rubber shit myself. Be done with it.

不 你不能這樣做 No. You can't do that.

那假人爆炸呢 What about the dummy blow-up?

你答應過的 老兄 You promised man.

"劇終" 再見 "The End". Bye.

就這樣 That's it, ah?

你制作的就是這個 That's all you got?

你不能在這里停下來的 老兄 You can't stop here man.

來啊 你要玩什么把戲 Come on. What kind of racket you wanted?

等下 Wait!

還沒到結局 它托生在一架三輪單車上了 It is not the end. It's been reincarnated in a tricycle.

回來 Come back!

等下 等下 等下 Wait, wait, wait.

我不是劇中人 我只是在看戲 I'm not a character. I'm just watching.

你別過來 You just stay there.

站住 Stay put.

不要 站住 No, stay put!

好 Good.

在史蒂文·斯皮爾伯格的電影《E.T. 外星人》里 In the Steven Spielberg movie "E.T.,"

外星人為什么是棕色的 why's the alien brown?

沒理由 No reason.

在《愛情故事》里 In "Love Story,"

兩個角色為什么會熱戀得死去活來呢 why did the two characters fall madly in love with each other?

沒理由 No reason.

在奧利佛·斯通的《刺殺肯尼迪》里 In Oliver Stone's "JFK,"

為什么總統忽然之間會給一個不認識的人暗殺呢 Why's the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger?

沒理由 No reason.

在托比·霍珀的出色作品《電鋸殺人狂》里 In the excellent "Chainsaw Massacre" by Tobe Hooper,

為什么我們總沒有見到戲中人像現實生活一般... why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom...

上上廁所 或者洗洗手呢 or wash their hands, like people doing in real life?

絕對沒理由 Absolutely no reason.

更差勁的是波蘭斯基的《鋼琴家》 Worse, in "The Pianist" by Polanski,

那家伙既然彈得那么一手好鋼琴又怎需要躲起來... how come this guy has to hide and live like a bomb...

活得那么窩囊呢 when he plays the piano so well?

同樣 答案是... Once again the answer is...

"沒理由" "no reason".

我可以花多個鐘頭繼續舉出更多例子 那是沒完沒了的 I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless.

你們大概一刻都沒有想過 You probably never gave it a moment's thought.

但所有出色的電影 毫無例外 But all great films, without exception,

都包含一個重要元素 一個"沒理由" contain an important element-- a "no reason".

你們知道為什么嗎 And you know why?

因為人生本來就充滿著無數的... Because life itself is made up of tonnes...

"沒理由" of "no reason".

為什么我們看不到我們周圍的空氣呢 Why can't we see the air all around us?

沒理由 No reason.

為什么我們總是在想東西呢 Why're we always thinking?

沒理由 No reason.

為什么有人愛吃香腸有人卻厭惡香腸呢 Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?

沒他媽的理由 No fuckin' reason.

算了吧 別浪費時間解釋這些廢話了 我們走吧 Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage. Let's go!

再呆一會 讓我說完 Just one minute. Let me finish.

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