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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

[shouting]

I love it!

Luka just has this smile that just draws you in.

He loves it, don'’t worry.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[moaning]

With Tzarina, we connect on many different levels.

Can I ask you for dinner on our night out?

You need to let me know what you actually want.

I'’m totally shocked that I'm feeling so happy around Joao.

If you told me this two years ago,

I would have laughed in your face.

So how are things going with you and Joao?

I would love to finish on service if you would let me.

I actually would really like to finish the season

with you by my side.

I just hope Jaimee'’s not mad.

I'’m immediately upset.

I was brought onto this boat to be a service stew.

We have a charter tomorrow. We'’re gonna be fine.

I know.

Well, I think Margot has earned the service role

after what she'’s done all season.

You haven'’t run an interior before,

- and that'’s not how it works. - It doesn'’t work that way.

I would shut your mouth before you offend people.

I'’ll go talk to her.

- Harry, shut up. - What have I done?

Honestly, you'’re gonna get upset about that?

[knocking]

Jaimee?

Are you okay?

[crying]

It'’s Harry basically saying that you should be on the service.

Why aren'’t you there?

You said that I'’ve been working really hard

and I deserve to do service again, basically.

Well, that'’s what, what's wrong with saying that?

Honestly, I don'’t know.

It'’s not fair on Jaimee not to be on the service

because she'’s earned it.

She'’s worked that whole time up '’til then.

For me, it'’s like, how am I ever gonna learn?

So I should never have a chance at service

when I'’m as a greenie?

Say, I'’ll give you an example, and I don'’t mean

disrespect to you.

He was lead deckhand for one charter.

Sorry, you didn'’t have the experience.

You had to drop down, we had to get someone else inside.

- That'’s your opinion. - It'’s the truth.

There'’s a lot of moments that you don'’t see.

I have plenty of experience to be a lead deck hand on this.

I don'’t think you have half as much experience as Luka does.

[crying]

[bleep]

How?

- Jaimee? - I'’m fine.

Okay.

I could easily be in a lead deckhand role

if Luka wasn'’t here.

I told you right from the start, it'’s all about initiative.

And that'’s why Luka's here because of that.

At the end of the day, it'’s out of my control

who is named lead deck hand.

It was entirely your control until we had to bring in Luka.

To this day, I don'’t think I'’ve met anyone

that just can'’t comprehend what'’s going on

as much as Culver can'’t.

The day that I started, I said to you,

take the lead, I need to rely on you

to deal with the other two.

So it can be shown with work.

Okay, that'’s fine.

Okay, well I'’m just saying,

so you understand and know what'’s happening.

Exactly, okay.

I didn'’t mean to upset you.

This is what I didn'’t want to do.

Why does it upset you so much?

Because everyone'’s telling me that I shouldn'’t

have asked to do that because it'’s wrong.

To do what? Did you ask to go to service?

- Yeah. - Oh, I didn'’t realize.

I asked.

I didn'’t realize you asked or anything.

I feel like you guys were saying it was wrong for us to switch.

It'’s not wrong. It'’s not wrong at all.

It'’s up to Aesha.

I'’m fine.

I'’m sorry. I'’m sorry.

I'’m so sorry.

No, no, no. It'’s fine.

I am honestly, I'’m so fine.

I am so happy for Margot to be on service, honestly.

Yeah.

I just worked my ass off.

The whole point of working your way up

to where you are is----ing where you are.

I feel like I'’ve been busting my ass.

You have.

You'’re the service girl. That'’s why you're here.

But it'’s just when she came to me,

I could see she just so desperately

wanted to prove herself.

I was like, [bleep], if I don'’t give her this chance,

I don'’t know when someone else will.

I'’ve been in yachting for many, many years.

And yes, I'’m aware that no chief stew

would make this kind of swap out.

I admit that it'’s really unfair for Jaimee,

but Margot has been through a lot this season.

I want to mama bear her and help her move her way up.

If it wasn'’t anyone else but Margot,

I'’d be like, [bleep] that bitch.

I know.

Please know it'’s like zero to do with your performance.

You'’re here as my second,

but you could also just as well be the chief.

Are you going to come in for a cuddle?

And I just want to finish on a high note.

Let'’s go have a drink.

Where is everyone?

- Don'’t cry. - I just felt bad.

- No, no, no, no, no. - Are you mad at me?

No, I'’m not mad at you at all.

No, it'’s fine.

[laughing]

Oh, my darling.

- No, please don'’t be upset. - No.

It was just because when Harry'’s, you know,

digging his comments on it.

Yeah.

I don'’t want to step on your toes.

- I really didn'’t. - It'’s so fine.

Please don'’t cry anymore.

Let'’s go have a drink and go out.

Yeah, let'’s go ahead and go out.

- We'’re going down. - Yeah, down, down, down.

Can we tell Harry that, um...

He can shut the [bleep] up.

Yeah.

Shall we gather the troops?

You'’ve been waiting to say...

Harry just wants to go out.

I know.

Hi.

What are you ladies talking about?

[bleep] this guy.

So, guys, I'’m going to love you and leave you.

Apparently she'’s got a hot date.

Apparently.

We'’ll see you later on.

Tonight is my date with Tzarina. I'’m excited for it.

Since my breakup, I haven'’t been emotionally connected

to someone for a long time.

Do I like her? Yes, I do.

But I feel like she'’s hiding a lot of who she is.

She just needs to tell me how she feels

and I could tell her how I feel

and we can figure things out from there, you know?

Right. Cheers, guys.

Bye.

- Have fun. - Have a fun date, guys.

We'’ll see you at the bar after dinner.

- Are we ready? - Yeah.

Have I upset you?

You did for a minute, but it'’s fine.

Are you sweet?

You know I didn'’t mean to, don'’t you?

- Yeah. - Sorry.

I don'’t know how it works in interior.

I know you don'’t. Clearly.

You'’re so cute.

So glad we'’re leaving.

I really like Joao.

He'’s just been the perfect guy.

But I have these warning signs inside of me being like,

he'’s only been here a few weeks.

You can'’t see someone's true colors in a few weeks.

[laughing]

Well, hey.

Another Italian thing.

Hi.

Thank you.

It'’s like around this way.

Thank you.

Would you like still or sparkling water for the table?

Can I have a sparkling and also a skinny bitch?

- Yeah. - And a big one.

- Coming right up. - Thank you.

Thank you.

So, we'’re going to share a margherita.

Yes, ma'’am.

And then we'’re going to...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let'’s get hammered. Let'’s go and party.

- Hi, darling. - Hello.

All right. What'’s the goss?

Who'’s annoyed with you?

Harry!

Just get your nose out of the goss for like one minute.

Harry, what did I tell you?

You little gossip queen.

It'’s non-stop with you.

- We love you. - I know, mate.

Just shut the [bleep] up.

Here we go.

Thank you very much.

And what would you like?

Can we have all at the same time

the prosciutto burrata, margherita pizza?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- Coming up. - Come closer.

I know.

I do love your laugh.

Hey?

Oh, [bleep], it'’s so bad, hey.

Aesha'’s voice on the radio.

Oh, my God.

It'’s really good that you guys are actually getting along

and actually liking each other.

So I didn'’t think we wouldn't.

Really? Because she told me some things.

That'’s all right. I...

How have you changed so much?

Oh, we'’re going to go here.

- Oh, yes! - Mondo!

- Thank you. - Thank you.

What is this?

Can I take a drink order?

Three elderflower margarita.

Can I get the elderflower margarita?

I love mescal, too.

Six. Thanks.

- Oh, great. - Yum.

God bless tequila, it makes you crazy.

Harry'’s crazy.

That is true.

I feel like I'’m going to constantly

- be figuring you out. - Don'’t, why?

If you'’re trying to figure me out,

then it may mean that you don'’t want casual.

- I'’m the queen of casual. - You'’re a clown.

Cheers!

Oh, to one more!

Have some food for you guys.

Thank you so much.

You'’re welcome.

Mmm.

Oh, yummy. It'’s actually really yummy.

- Yay! - Saved by the bell.

Were you about to kiss me with a mouthful of food?

Cute.

It'’s so good, isn't it?

It'’s so much easier when you'’re casual with someone

because you really don'’t have to care about how you eat.

You should... Oh, my God.

You should be like that anyway.

I can'’t.

I know that you'’re not good at casual.

If someone'’s like, oh, let'’s just do casual,

but it'’s just you and I, then I'’m not good at it.

I'’m going to get feelings.

It has to be completely open.

We can do what the [bleep] we like.

We'’re really honest with each other.

So you'’re saying if it was just you and I,

there could be feelings?

100%.

So you choose to be casual.

What do we think Chef and Joao are talking about?

I don'’t know.

Oh, I'’m so happy for them.

I want to completely let go with you and just----ing go for it,

be fine, and not think.

But I'’ve heard stories about you and I sadly have a wall up.

That'’s not fair.

Then you say, well, my friends are telling me be careful,

including the crew, be careful about him.

You don'’t know what he's like.

What would it matter of how I'’m like if this was just casual?

It'’s insane. Where are we? Where am I?

What do you want to be?

You are a light that I have literally been

so happy to wake up to and I just,

I don'’t want to ruin it.

You almost have all the positives.

Fake.

[gasps]

Really?

You didn'’t even take a second to think about it.

That was harsh.

I really don'’t see this coming.

And if you think I'’m fake, why are we even here?

Why did we end up sleeping with each other?

Why did she kiss me if this is how she feels?

You are a----ing rollercoaster.

[bleep]

You can'’t tell me that. If you want to know something, ask me.

Why are you screaming at me

in front of all my friends right now?

Jesus.

I'’m sorry.

I feel like I'’ve been a bit of a head [bleep] tonight.

It'’s okay.

I overthink everything.

Yeah, I know, but then you pretend that you don'’t.

That'’s the problem.

You overthink, and then you'’re like,

oh, this is casual,

but you'’re overthinking as you'’re saying it.

I can'’t help it. I'’m an overthinker.

What do you need to say? Because I don'’t know.

I don'’t know what you'’re thinking.

I don'’t know what my three boyfriends are gonna think.

You know? God.

I just don'’t know what my girlfriend'’s gonna think.

Now you can open your mouth

and tell me what the [bleep] is going on.

What do you mean? What are you talking about?

Are you think I'’m lining you up for me to my girlfriend?

That'’d be actually really dickish.

I think you'’ve done something

like that in the past anyway.

I have not.

I know for a fact you have.

Don'’t...

No, no, no, no, no, no, I'’m not.

You'’re allowed to be a dick.

- No, I swear to God. - You are allowed to be a dick.

Did you just get...

This is why I'’m saying, you don'’t even----ing know.

This is the guy I know.

You don'’t even know what happened.

You were here to be...

You shouted and pointed.

I'’m so sorry.

That is such a chauvinistic,

male----ing narcissistic thing to do.

And that'’s the one time.

You ever talk to me like that ever again,

I'’m gonna rip you a new----ing asshole and I'’m not joking.

It'’s one thing I do not tolerate is shouting.

It was passionate aggression.

It was.

This is a really nice date, by the way.

Thank you so much for inviting me.

I'’m giving someone my bare and vulnerable self

by being as honest as I can

and it'’s being thrown back in my face.

Back to being casual and overthinking.

Yeah.

I need to go wee-wees.

Why?

You little...

Is that the captain?

- Yeah. - What'’s his name?

- Olaf. - Olaf?

Is he having second thoughts?

No.

Yeah, I don'’t know. We haven'’t heard back yet, so...

Anyways...

Guys, I just have the bill.

My turn, I think.

I was gonna pick that up.

Culver hasn'’t done one all season.

Here, take whatever you need, Harry.

It'’s all good, mate. He'’s on it.

- It'’s my turn. - Very confrontational.

Culver...

Well, then give it here. You know what I mean?

Just grab it.

Yeah, I mean, dude.

Well, he grabbed it. You can grab it off him.

It'’s just the first one that grabs it pays it.

It'’s all good, mate. Don'’t worry. Don't worry.

Let'’s go.

Damned if you do, damned if you don'’t with this sh--.

Every crew night out,

someone has paid the bill except for Culver.

Even last crew night dinner, you know, Jaimee paid the bill,

and Culver knew she wasn'’t happy about it.

Come on, mate. Do you want to keep your girl or no?

Learn from your mistakes, pay the bill.

Some of these----ing kids and this drama with them.

Come on.

- All right. - All right, shall we?

- Thank you, honey. - Thank you.

All of you.

It'’s this place!

Come on!

[shouting]

Can I have one?

I'’m so glad that we came back here, though.

We never come back to the same place.

We got one more charter.

Guys, I don'’t know.

I believe you.

Chalk.

Jaimee, God.

She'’s kind of a dork, but also sexy.

I'’m trying my best not to be drawn to her, you know?

Bro code.

Can'’t be disrespecting Culver like that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that'’s chalk.

Come on, Luka. Bro code, bro code.

How are you?

Are you okay now?

I don'’t mind buying rounds or paying.

You know what I mean?

Here, take the card.

Buy whatever the [bleep] you want.

Yeah.

Don'’t make a big deal out of it.

Yeah.

I'’m all good, though.

I'’m just, like, bro.

Culver'’s acting like a little man-child.

What are you guys doing over there?

You'’re tired?

- I'’m... - Go to bed.

No, you'’re tired.

No one wants to dance with you.

[bleep] off.

No one wants to dance with you!

Are you sure you want to do this?

Let'’s go. Let'’s do this. Come on.

Thank you, man.

Oh, my God.

[shouting]

How was dinner, brother?

It was good.

- All five of her? - Yeah.

- Nice. - Yeah.

How was your...

It was nice, but I kept shouting at him.

Why?

Just this whole trust thing still.

Just, like, I need to get into my real world to see,

actually, if we can do casual.

Yeah.

That'’s just boat life, right?

It'’s the same as me and Culver when we all get off.

It'’s like, well, is it going to be as great or is it not?

What happens when I go out

and they have all these other happy places

and realize that you'’re not quite it?

You'’re just, like, my happy place on the boat.

Can I give you 200 and then pay for the rest on a card?

Yeah.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

Let'’s go.

Go on, Harry.

Ow.

- Oh, jeez. - Oh.

[bleep], yo.

Okay. Let'’s go.

Come on, babe.

- One more. - Okay.

And we'’re there.

Good.

Do you want some noodles?

Going to bed right now.

All right. Well, I know where you can put it.

Oh, my God. You made ramen.

Mmm.

Come here. I'’ll show you where you can put it.

- What? In there? - Shh.

Looks like a scary little dungeon.

It is.

Are you kidding?

Well, hold on.

What are you doing?

Where'’s Culver sleeping?

In the other room.

[kissing]

What'’s going on out there?

I don'’t know.

Wait, someone'’s in there?

What are you doing in there?

Culver'’s taking her down to, like,

the----ing dumpster storage.

Take her to the master cabin, bro.

Lots of safety training. Okay.

You say no more D'’s.

Yes.

All right. I am going.

What a shame. See ya.

Coming up...

Guests request an upscale Teppanyaki night.

Teppanyaki, flat grill, flaming stuff.

I'’m not trained in this.

- So this onion volcano stack. - I'’m not doing it.

[alarm sounds]

Last charter!

Wait, so where did you sleep?

Culver and I went down into, like,

a frickin'’ bilge last night.

Wait, you did? Under the boat?

Like, down in the floor?

What?

Whoa. That sounds really bad.

Thanks, babe.

Oh, hey, honey.

What'’s up?

Drama, drama, drama.

- Fabulous. - Yeah.

You know.

You know.

I did pay the tab at the one place.

Oh, did ya?

I was trying to do the right thing, Harry.

Right.

Interesting, interesting.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- So hungover? - Really?

Well, I think maybe just still drunk, actually.

Tzarina, Aesha and Joao,

can we meet in the Crew Mess for

a preference sheet meeting immediately? Thank you.

Copy.

Are you just going to hop into laundry now?

Yeah, I think so.

Cool, and then Margot is mopping.

I think so.

Thanks, doll.

Hey, cap.

I think we'’re going to do a bit of a rinse.

- Let'’s get this done. - Yeah.

[clears throat]

Do you want to check those out? Yeah.

Okay.

This is our last one.

Nice. Last charter!

- Short charter. - Okay.

Andrew Hagstrom is a cannabis executive.

He'’s excited to jump on board with his wife, Melissa,

along with their closest friends.

Itinerary requests.

Primary request to be greeted with Don Julio shots.

Yes.

Guests request an upscale Teppanyaki night

to include flaming onion volcano,

and primary requests the chef to cook some of the dishes

in front of guests and put on a bit of a show.

Mm.

Teppanyaki night. That'’s good.

Teppanyaki, it is Japanese flat grill with flaming stuff,

performances, chucking prawns in people'’s faces.

I'’m not trained in this.

I feel like it'’s just setting me up for humiliation.

Yeah, I can feel it. I can feel it.

It'’s the last charter.

We'’re all, like, building up brick walls.

Who likes some whipped cream, you know?

I don'’t think that's what they want.

They want this to be a bit formal.

It'’s just what a flat plate, and you do some

steak and sh-- on it and flip it onto

their plate with the thing, right?

Yeah.

[bleep], okay.

I don'’t think this is in my domain.

Okay, let'’s go. Last charter.

Thanks, guys.

Girls, girls, can you come meet me in the salon

when you'’re ready?

Copy, on my way.

Oh.

All right.

Yeah, cool.

It'’s just like four dudes with their wives.

Okay.

Oh, he'’s pretty hot.

Tonight, they want a Japanese rainforest tablescape.

And tomorrow morning, they want a big breakfast

with mimosas, easy.

Aesha has Margot on service.

I understand where she'’s coming from,

where Margot wants to learn, but at the same time,

she just didn'’t really take me into account

as much as she should have.

But, you know, I just keep doing my job.

It'’s fine.

Okay, let'’s do it.

All right, let'’s just go get some of these down on the stern.

Hot stoves we can take to Tzarina.

Aesha, the rooms look good.

Thank you.

I'’m irritable today, and I don'’t know why.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival is in 30 minutes for the last charter.

Please be ready in your whites.

All right.

- Oh, there they are. - Here they come.

Don'’t spill.

[exhales]

Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Deepest breaths ever.

I still have, like, voices in my head

about----ing up last time.

You seem like you'’re a little bit...

- What? - Tipsy.

This is a verbal warning.

You slip up again. Finished.

This is the final charter,

and I really want to end it on a high note,

and I'’m trying, but, like, I didn'’t want to piss Jaimee off

by having her basically be demoted.

That just adds way more pressure.

Hey, guys.

Coming up...

God, this woman has some amazing clothes.

[gasps]

[bleep]

It'’s just melted.

ing iron print on her dress.

It'’s like the worst feeling ever.

Should we walk past the boat and be like, oh, where do we go?

Never mind.

Hey, guys.

- Hi. - Hello!

Oh, my God, I love it.

Hi.

It looks like you guys are all from the same collection.

We are.

Hi, Luka. Nice to meet you.

Melissa, nice to meet you.

- Harry. - Harry. I like it.

Someone that'’s taller than me.

I like it.

Hi, I'’m Andrew.

Andrew, Jaimee. Lovely to meet you.

These people are----ing hot.

Like, can one of them get divorced?

I'’ll marry them. Boy or girl, I do not care.

There may be better people out there,

but we don'’t know them sons of bitches.

Cheers.

So, we'’re going to, it's a two and a half hour trip.

out to Sudbury Cay.

We'’re going to get there now.

Get all the toys in the water

and get out of here as quick as we can.

- Thank you very much. - Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Gorgeous shoes. All of you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you guys have got the same Vans.

Dirty Van and a Rolex, baby.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

I love that.

Sure.

They'’re a little bromance.

So good.

So, I'’ll show you the boat.

Let'’s do it.

- Wow. - This is beautiful.

Yes. This is the sun deck.

Perfect.

Where are you guys all from?

- California. - California.

And we all live in the same neighborhood.

- Yes. - Yes.

And we all have known each other for a very long time.

Alrighty.

Worst part of every charter is the luggage.

This is the primary suite.

This is beautiful.

Oh, does anyone want a little top off?

- Oh, sure. - Thank you.

Thank you.

They seem like a cool group.

- Bro, they seem lively. - Yeah.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew. We can start dropping lines.

Copy, crossover coming off.

Last line off.

Copy. Three meters off the dock and parallel.

I'’m so happy you guys are here.

Can I get like a vodka pineapple?

Yeah, sure.

- Vodka soda, please. - Vodka soda.

I'’ll do vodka soda as well.

I'’ll do a vodka soda splash of grapefruit, please.

Sure.

- Three vodka pineapple? - Make it four.

- One for Ross, too. - Yeah. Okay, perfect.

All right. So four vodka soda.

Four vodka pineapple.

And one of the vodka sodas,

she wants a splash of grapefruit juice.

- No! - What?

I said vodka soda with a splash of grapefruit.

Oh my gosh, you scared me.

[humming]

Deck team, deck team.

Blue at the spurs, please.

Copy that.

Yeah.

Hey.

It'’s fine. Don'’t stress.

Why are you saying that now?

Oh, you'’re thinking?

Fake.

[gasps]

Really?

I just can'’t get past the fact that she'’s called me fake.

And I'’m trying, but I just, I can'’t.

I'’m very unsure of how I should even be around her.

I especially don'’t want to make time

for someone who thinks I'’m fake.

I just want us to be honest, that'’s all.

Love'’s a strong word.

- Hello. - Drinks!

Okay, vodka pineapples.

All the men got a pineapple.

Cool.

Before we were moms, we were in fashion.

- Were you? - Yeah. We were.

And then all of our kids are best friends.

God daughters, God sons, all those things.

- I like it. - I love it.

We'’re all best friends

and we all live in the same neighborhood.

Our husbands are best friends.

She and I know each other from like 7th grade, 7th grade.

These guests, specifically the women,

remind me of like the Stepford wives.

We'’re all happy and our lives are perfect

and we'’re neighbors and our kids are best friends

and we'’re best friends.

We carpool together.

- I can'’t. - Yeah.

It just keeps getting better.

I don'’t know. I just, I don'’t buy it.

Sorry, what was your name again?

- Margot. - Margot.

- Okay. - Cheers. Thank you, Margot.

- Cheers, guys. - Cheers.

Holy... hot.

What'’s up, Cheffy?

I need to speak to you, because...

Oh, gosh.

Japanese steakhouse, throwing stuff.

Definitely out of my comfort zone.

I just need his support tonight.

We could do that.

- Hi. - Hi.

I was just going to get it a little organized.

Would you mind having one of the gals help me?

Yeah, sure, no problem.

Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

Jaimee.

Can you go to the master?

Copy.

- Hello. - Hi.

How can I help you?

I just want to get it a little organized.

Sure.

Clean room, clean mind.

- Oh, love that. - Okay.

Amazing.

These are all dresses.

Do you have anything you want me to steam and then hang out?

Yes. Yes.

We'’re also getting this size of a boat

next time we'’re in Cabo, by the way.

Who'’s going to own one of these?

- Maybe steam this guy. - Mm-hmm.

Everything else hang.

- Cheers. - Love you.

- Was it worth it? - Love you.

Love you.

This is for tonight. So we'’ll probably steam this too, right?

Yeah.

Deck, deck, start getting yourself ready for anchoring.

Copy.

Oh, these smell nice.

Mm-hmm.

God, this woman has some amazing clothes.

How does this work?

[chuckles]

[gasps]

Oh...

It'’s just melted.

[bleep] Throw myself off this boat.

I'’ve really----ed up here.

I just completely - ed her dress.

Like how?

Like, steaming it and the iron just caught it

and basically melted it

and----ing iron print on her dress.

Oh, no.

I was going to go tell her that I----ed the dress.

That'’s bad.

That'’s, like, the worst feeling ever when you do that.

She wanted to wear it tonight

and it was a----ing hot dress, too.

- Love you. - Love you.

- Love you. - Love you.

- So we have a question. - Yeah.

I just basically put a iron print in her dress,

trying to steam it.

And it'’s like the material like melted.

Should I go get it?

Just wait until, let them...

Accidents happen.

Yeah, it'’s a total accident. Don'’t beat yourself up about it.

Frickin'’ hell, man.

Come on, Tzarina, wakeup.

Everybody thinks that. I'’m 27.

- Oh my gosh, you don'’t look 37. - Yes, I do.

Aw, yeah.

Okay, you can start dropping now.

Drop.

Deck, you good with that tender?

All good. It'’s on the right rail.

We got three shackles at the waterline now.

Yeah, that'’s good. Thank you.

Oh, Ronnie, would you guys like some...

We would love it, thank you.

Pretty.

- You girls look gorgeous. - Pretty.

Let'’s eat.

Jaimee, can you please help run up the platters?

Yeah, coming.

This is going to be the last lunch.

I know!

Yum. Look at that roll!

Oh, here we go.

So this is a tiger prawn dragon roll.

Beautiful.

Then I have a salmon tuna sashimi.

- Is that it? - What do you mean?

- Does it not look like enough? - No, no, no, no.

That'’s plenty.

This is so good. The wine with the rice is so good.

Right, yeah.

That chili sauce? Really good.

Delicious.

Okay, deck crew, deck crew.

Load that tender up with snorkel gear and everything.

Couple of sea doos and get them over to shore.

All right, Roger that.

I think we'’re having drinks on the island.

Put our toes in the sand a little bit.

Jaimee, go ahead.

In about five minutes.

Copy coming.

- I'’m stuffed. - That'’s a lot.

[bleep]

This is literally the biggest mistake

I'’ve ever made in my yachting career.

It'’s not good.

- We'’re jonesing. - Yeah.

Come on, Hatch. I want to move quick, mate.

I hate getting in cold water.

I find the water like...

Can I just grab you quickly for a second?

Yes, of course.

Oh, it'’s too cold.

I don'’t get it. I don'’t get it.

While steaming this dress...

Okay. It'’s okay.

So our steamer is like on the iron.

Yeah, no problem.

And I'’ve had it hanging up going like this

and it'’s caught here.

It'’s fine. It'’s no big deal.

I look great in anything and it'’s going to be fine.

Nobody'’s even going to notice. Just pretend I didn'’t happen.

- Okay, it didn'’t happen. - No, it didn'’t happen.

Our little secret.

- I love you. - Thanks.

She burned my dress, but it'’s okay.

I'’m going to just use the restroom really quick.

Yeah.

I have to go too. I have to go pee.

What a----ing relief.

I was ready to get screamed at

and she'’s so fine with it like I almost feel worse.

What an amazing lady. I'’m so lucky. Thank God.

She'’s so nice.

What did she say?

She'’s like, it's fine. It'’s fine.

I can work with that.

Oh, yay.

- Culver? - Yes.

You'’re going to come with me to set up, eh?

Okay.

Grab those fenders in, Culver.

I'’ll follow you.

We want to get you on the water as soon

as we'’re ready over there and have a swim.

Yeah, you look clear, brother.

- Hi, doll. - Hi.

I really would like to know

because I'’m trying to sort my life out.

All right, so I'’m going to go to the beach with them.

Amazing.

Yeah, if you guys can just clear everything away

and then set up for dinner for when we get back.

- Perfect. - Yeah?

Sure.

Sorry, sorry.

Bye. C'’iao!

- Woo! - Woo!

- I just spoke to Melissa. - And?

She'’s so nice.

That'’s cool.

Can I get off?

Yep. Happy days. If you'’re ready.

Happy days.

Woo!

You can'’t give me the helmet

because it'’s going to ruin my outfit.

Ah! Sorry, mate.

I don'’t know.

What did you do to earn it?

She burnt a dress.

I just burnt the primary'’s dress.

Yeah.

How was the swim in?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness. This is just ridiculous.

How beautiful!

What are you making them for dinner?

I'’m doing that Japanese live performance meal.

Oh, were you do it in front of them?

Yeah, that'’s what they asked for.

Oh, I'’m pulling cutlery, knife, fork,

and then chopsticks.

I'’m feeling proud of myself and surprised.

The only way for me to redeem myself is zero mistakes,

zero drinking, and just prove to Aesha

that I really can do it.

Ah!

This is a really lovely photo.

Is that too tight?

Do you have a hair tie by any chance?

I don'’t. Sorry.

Not if it'’s not on you preference sheet.

We never set the table during golden hour, it'’s so pretty.

It'’s so nice.

Yeah, it'’s kind of cold now.

- Do you want to go back? - Let'’s bail.

Yeah.

Joao, Joao.

The guests want to head back now.

Copy.

Damn it.

Tequila. Please, be cold.

Oh.

Yes.

Nice.

Welcome back, ladies.

- Hi. - Welcome.

There you go.

Go, girl.

- Better. - Oh, yeah.

- [gargling] - Uh-oh.

Oh my God.

No way.

How awful is that?

- It'’s awful. - Horrible.

- I just do it. - Are you okay?

What a champ.

So excited.

Here they are.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

- We'’re back. - We'’re back.

We good to go?

Yeah, I think so, man.

That looks amazing.

- Is that okay? - Yes.

Okay, cool.

This is incredible.

I'’ll talk to him.

Sorry?

I will. I'’ll talk to him.

- Thanks. - Lock it up.

The captain said he would love to have us,

but it'’s not like we'’ve signed an offer

or have like a formal start date.

It'’s a never ending struggle with Culver.

They'’re not just like on their phone all day.

Like, they'’re busy, so we're just waiting to hear back.

It'’s no big deal.

It'’s just getting----ing annoying now,

like I'’m your girlfriend, you've put this offer on the table.

Do you want to follow through with it?

Like who knows where the cards lie,

but I know that I'’m going to try to stay

by Jaimee'’s side for a while.

We don'’t have a backup plan,

so maybe I'’m not going to the Med with my boyfriend.

If I don'’t get a couples cabin, we'’re not coming through.

Yeah, legit, though.

Charlie.

Mucho gusto.

Andrew, primary.

Thanks.

How am I doing? Is that good?

Hey, hop on in, bud.

Come on, mate.

I'’ll be there in a second.

Hi, whorehouse, how are you?

I need to have a talk with Keith Stone.

Is 8:30 going to be okay?

Oh, yeah, more than enough time.

I'’m literally, because I'’m cooking it up there.

All right, I'’m just going to change and get some food.

Joao, Joao, galley.

Whenever you get a free moment, could you come here,

but no rush.

Copy, I'’m on my way.

Thank you.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, God.

Okay, okay.

I'’m also sorry about the deck.

Maybe we should have Harry just then kneeling with that spray.

- Yeah, Jesus. - Ready to go.

The Teppanyaki.

I'’m still having anxiety about it.

And this whole season, Joao'’s been there for me.

But he'’s different around me now.

I don'’t know if the date was a trigger,

and I opened something up.

But at the end of the day,

it'’s getting a little bit lonely.

Thank you, honey.

Let'’s go down.

This is it. This is yachting.

There'’s red wine on the table, eh?

Glasses? Yeah.

Did I tell you that?

Oh, no.

I really like that you did that.

Okay, I'’m glad.

I thought you were going to tell me to take them off.

That'’s the right answer.

- Yeah. Good. - Yes.

Yo, come on.

So, Teppanyaki night tonight?

Yes, Tzarina'’s a bit worried.

She thinks she wants Keith involved.

I reckon she should.

Well, I don'’t want Keith Stone

to be part of the Teppanyaki night.

I think it drops it to an informal situation,

because it is. It feels that way.

Tzarina'’s request for bringing out Keith is her deflection

on taking some attention off herself.

But these guests have requested the Teppanyaki chef.

They want the spotlight on her.

That'’s what they'’re going to get.

I think she can pull it off, and it'’s going to be fun.

It'’s time for her to shine, you know?

Yep.

Hey, Cheffy.

I need you.

What'’s up?

8:30, dinner.

Did you want to take that up and give Margot a hand?

- Yep. - Yeah?

So, we'’re going to tell them just how y'’all doing,

welcome to, uh, Big Keith'’s Japanese steakhouse.

What?

I would get too excited.

The captain'’s just talking about it.

What'’s Captain talking about?

I don'’t think Keith's making an appearance.

Why?

Oh.

Why not?

I don'’t know.

Are you messing around or serious?

No, serious.

Oh, really? Okay.

Okay.

Why not?

- Hello. - Hey, how are you?

Onion volcano.

You need the big [bleep] you know?

Some people have said I got to talk to you.

I was going to do something with dinner and then...

- No, Captain reckon'’s not. - Okay.

- Why not, Cap? - Yeah, that'’s fine.

Well, you don'’t need it.

Keith'’s been busy. He'’s been working so hard.

You'’re putting me in a situation

where I feel very uncomfortable

and I get horrendous stage fright.

This onion stack, there'’s no reason why we can'’t do that.

So, this onion volcano stack...

I'’m not doing it.

"I'’m not going to do it" is not an answer on this boat.

It can be done. It will be done.

I'’m going to go off the Richter scale right now.

Next time on the season finale of "Below Deck Down Under"...

[shouting]

- Oh, look at this. - So cool.

This is a good last night, isn'’t it?

Cheers, cap.

We did it all together, you know.

If you could just raise your deckwork up,

you'’d be fantastic.

Maybe you should stay in your lane.

You'’ve been an absolutely angel all season.

Now this is the old Joao that I knew before.

[bleep] it. It'’s over.

You look good.

Thank you.

Come take a selfie with me.

Gosh.

Luka and I are getting along really well.

Can I have an espresso martini?