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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,099 --> 00:00:02,957 {\an7}[overlapping chatter] 2 00:00:02,957 --> 00:00:05,198 {\an7}- There he is, John Hancock! 3 00:00:05,198 --> 00:00:06,957 {\an7}- Anybody need a signature? 4 00:00:06,957 --> 00:00:08,495 {\an7}[all cheer] 5 00:00:08,495 --> 00:00:10,627 {\an7}You guys, thank you so much for coming. 6 00:00:10,627 --> 00:00:12,099 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh! - We wouldn’t miss it. 7 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,264 {\an7}- Family for everything. 8 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:17,033 {\an7}- So what’d you think of the play? 9 00:00:18,099 --> 00:00:22,297 {\an7}\h- I thought, "Wow, look, there’s Arturo 10 00:00:22,297 --> 00:00:24,066 {\an7}just...doing it." 11 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:27,858 {\an7}- Yes, you were doing \h\h\hso much acting. 12 00:00:27,858 --> 00:00:28,726 {\an7}- Yes. 13 00:00:28,726 --> 00:00:30,198 {\an7}- Very historical. 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,924 {\an7}\h- I thought you were great, tío. 15 00:00:31,924 --> 00:00:34,033 {\an7}- Thank you, Maribel. How are you doing? 16 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,858 {\an7}Are you so stoked about your quinceañera? 17 00:00:35,858 --> 00:00:38,132 {\an7}- I’m not having \ha quinceañera. 18 00:00:38,132 --> 00:00:38,792 {\an7}- Wh-wh-why not? 19 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:41,132 {\an7}\h- Well, money’s been tight ever since her father left. 20 00:00:41,132 --> 00:00:42,924 {\an7}I’m working two jobs. 21 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:43,495 {\an7}- Oh. 22 00:00:43,495 --> 00:00:44,660 {\an7}- We’re just having \h\h\hcake at home. 23 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:45,792 {\an7}\hIt’s fine. I’ll be fine. 24 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:48,858 {\an7}- No, everybody should have \h\h\h\h\h\ha quinceañera. 25 00:00:48,858 --> 00:00:50,099 {\an7}Even some of us didn’t get to because 26 00:00:50,099 --> 00:00:52,495 {\an7}of gender-normative rules, but, you know, who cares? 27 00:00:52,495 --> 00:00:53,132 {\an7}I’m over it. 28 00:00:53,132 --> 00:00:56,264 {\an7}Tell you what: you are going to have the best quinceañera ever 29 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,561 {\an7}’cause I’m gonna throw it for you. 30 00:00:57,561 --> 00:00:59,000 {\an7}\h\h- Really? - Hell yeah. 31 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,198 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on. [both imitate explosions] 32 00:01:01,198 --> 00:01:01,825 {\an7}Venga. 33 00:01:01,825 --> 00:01:02,726 {\an7}- Are you sure, Arturo? 34 00:01:02,726 --> 00:01:04,396 {\an7}I’m not gonna have \hany time to help. 35 00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:06,099 {\an7}- Oh, no, I’ll take care of everything. 36 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,099 {\an7}You don’t have to lift a finger. 37 00:01:07,099 --> 00:01:09,660 {\an7}I love planning parties. I’m very good at it. 38 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,924 {\an7}Besides, a quinceañera’s just a bunch of kids. 39 00:01:11,924 --> 00:01:13,330 {\an7}Like, how hard can it be, you know? 40 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:16,858 {\an7}\h\h\h- You have no idea what you’re getting into. 41 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,033 {\an7}- Oh, hey, tío, thanks for coming. 42 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,033 {\an7}- You should thank me. 43 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:23,924 {\an7}That play was a real \h\h\hpiece of shit. 44 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:27,231 {\an7}- Note taken. 45 00:01:27,231 --> 00:01:30,396 {\an7}[cool percussive music] 46 00:01:30,396 --> 00:01:37,924 {\an7}♪ ♪ 47 00:01:38,627 --> 00:01:41,462 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Man, that was some gangsta-ass shit last night. 48 00:01:41,462 --> 00:01:44,132 {\an7}- Yeah, cabrón, OG as fuck. 49 00:01:44,132 --> 00:01:45,957 {\an7}- Yo, check out this guy. 50 00:01:46,627 --> 00:01:47,528 {\an7}- What’s up, little homies? 51 00:01:47,528 --> 00:01:49,825 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Respect. - Respectó, respectó siempre. 52 00:01:49,825 --> 00:01:51,198 {\an7}What you fools talking about, eh? 53 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,759 {\an7}- Ivan tagged up a Rite Aid over on San Pedro Street. 54 00:01:54,759 --> 00:01:56,264 {\an7}- Yeah, it was so gangsta. 55 00:01:56,264 --> 00:01:59,363 {\an7}No, no, no, no. \h\hIt was OG. 56 00:01:59,363 --> 00:02:00,264 {\an7}- That’s what’s up. 57 00:02:00,264 --> 00:02:03,528 {\an7}- Shit, man, you young bloods don’t know shit. 58 00:02:03,528 --> 00:02:05,099 {\an7}Wanna know what’s OG? \h\h\h\h- What’s up? 59 00:02:05,099 --> 00:02:10,363 {\an7}- Back in the day, ése, we had to call people like this. 60 00:02:13,924 --> 00:02:15,264 {\an7}- Okay, so what? 61 00:02:15,264 --> 00:02:17,231 {\an7}- Shut the fuck up, fool. 62 00:02:17,231 --> 00:02:18,759 {\an7}I’m still dialing. 63 00:02:18,759 --> 00:02:21,627 {\an7}Hello? Yo, what’s up, homes? 64 00:02:21,627 --> 00:02:23,363 {\an7}I’ll talk to you later, okay? 65 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,528 {\an7}Orale. 66 00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:26,858 {\an7}- Damn, that’s what’s up. 67 00:02:26,858 --> 00:02:28,726 {\an7}\h- Hell yeah. Respect the OG. 68 00:02:28,726 --> 00:02:32,132 {\an7}- So he used a rotary phone \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwhen he was a kid. 69 00:02:32,132 --> 00:02:33,231 {\an7}How is that OG? 70 00:02:33,231 --> 00:02:35,825 {\an7}- You know what’s real gangster, homes? 71 00:02:35,825 --> 00:02:37,858 {\an7}I had to relearn how to walk, ése, 72 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:40,858 {\an7}’cause I got polio on my 30th birthday, bro. 73 00:02:40,858 --> 00:02:43,198 {\an7}- Damn, B! That’s OG. 74 00:02:43,198 --> 00:02:45,264 {\an7}- Respect to the OG. \h\h\h\h\h- Come on. 75 00:02:45,264 --> 00:02:46,363 {\an7}- Yo, you ever ride a horse, 76 00:02:46,363 --> 00:02:48,627 {\an7}not like for fun but to get around and shit? 77 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:49,495 {\an7}- Respect to the OG. 78 00:02:49,495 --> 00:02:50,792 {\an7}- Yo, stop saying that. 79 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:51,957 {\an7}- If I ever had to smoke a fool, 80 00:02:51,957 --> 00:02:54,396 {\an7}I had to put a little metal ball down my piece 81 00:02:54,396 --> 00:02:55,561 {\an7}and then a lot of gunpowder in it 82 00:02:55,561 --> 00:02:58,330 {\an7}and then wackety, wackety, wackety with a long stick, 83 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,891 {\an7}light that fuse and zacate! 84 00:02:59,891 --> 00:03:02,033 {\an7}- Are you talking \h\habout a musket? 85 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:03,066 {\an7}- OG right there. 86 00:03:03,066 --> 00:03:05,495 {\an7}- You fools don’t know how good you have it, ése. 87 00:03:05,495 --> 00:03:08,066 {\an7}If I wanted to hang out with my homies like this, 88 00:03:08,066 --> 00:03:08,792 {\an7}it took a minute. 89 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:09,891 {\an7}There was only one continent, man. 90 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:11,066 {\an7}That’s a lot of ground to cover, 91 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:11,957 {\an7}you know what I’m saying? 92 00:03:11,957 --> 00:03:13,825 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yo, dog, when are you from? 93 00:03:13,825 --> 00:03:16,462 {\an7}- H-I-J-K-L-M-N-OG. 94 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:17,561 {\an7}OG, papo. 95 00:03:17,561 --> 00:03:19,165 {\an7}- You see, when I was your age, 96 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:22,528 {\an7}the air was always cold, ése, always cold 97 00:03:22,528 --> 00:03:24,132 {\an7}’cause the atmosphere was, like, 98 00:03:24,132 --> 00:03:25,660 {\an7}half as thick as it is now and shit. 99 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,726 {\an7}It didn’t matter to us, bro. 100 00:03:27,726 --> 00:03:29,924 {\an7}Me and my homies was fish anyway, you feel me? 101 00:03:29,924 --> 00:03:33,264 {\an7}Glug, glug, motherfucker. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hboth: OG! 102 00:03:33,264 --> 00:03:35,132 {\an7}- Enough! Ciante! 103 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,297 {\an7}This guy’s not OG! 104 00:03:36,297 --> 00:03:38,759 {\an7}None of these things \h\h\h\h\h\hare OG at all. 105 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:41,924 {\an7}\h\h\hThis dude’s just a busted-ass poser. 106 00:03:41,924 --> 00:03:44,957 {\an7}[intense music] 107 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:50,462 {\an7}♪ ♪ 108 00:03:50,462 --> 00:03:51,561 {\an7}- Ooh. 109 00:03:51,561 --> 00:03:54,627 {\an7}- A pox on your clica, ése. 110 00:03:55,462 --> 00:03:57,660 {\an7}- Hey, what’s wrong with you, \h\h\h\hfool? Respect the OG. 111 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:58,627 {\an7}\h\h\h\h- Why you on this dude’s ass? 112 00:03:58,627 --> 00:04:01,033 {\an7}- Whoa, whoa, check it out, fool! 113 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,528 {\an7}- True OG. 114 00:04:02,528 --> 00:04:04,891 {\an7}[bicycle bell rings] 115 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:07,759 {\an7}- I have so many \hquestions, man. 116 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:11,594 {\an7}[cool percussive music] 117 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:12,726 {\an7}- You guys have been so amazing 118 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:14,726 {\an7}coming to all our baby events. 119 00:04:14,726 --> 00:04:15,594 {\an7}Thank you. 120 00:04:15,594 --> 00:04:16,759 {\an7}The shower, the sprinkle, 121 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:18,957 {\an7}and today, finally, the gender reveal. 122 00:04:18,957 --> 00:04:21,000 {\an7}It’s the last one, though, I promise. 123 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,825 {\an7}- Great. 124 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:22,792 {\an7}- [laughing] Just kidding. 125 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,429 {\an7}Then there’s the sip ’n’ see. 126 00:04:24,429 --> 00:04:25,594 {\an7}- Right, the sip ’n’ see. 127 00:04:25,594 --> 00:04:26,264 {\an7}- Whoo! Exactly. 128 00:04:26,264 --> 00:04:29,099 {\an7}- Anyways, Armando’s the only \h\h\h\hone who knows the gender. 129 00:04:29,099 --> 00:04:30,462 {\an7}\h\hI’m gonna be surprised too. 130 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,297 {\an7}He set this all up, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso sweet. 131 00:04:32,297 --> 00:04:33,231 {\an7}- Oh, well, somebody had to, 132 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,957 {\an7}and you can only reveal it once, you know? 133 00:04:34,957 --> 00:04:38,033 {\an7}And I think I planned something really, really cool. 134 00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:39,264 {\an7}You guys are gonna love it. 135 00:04:39,264 --> 00:04:40,429 {\an7}[chuckles] Hmm. 136 00:04:40,429 --> 00:04:42,693 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h- Pink lemonade. - [gasps] That’s the reveal? 137 00:04:42,693 --> 00:04:45,264 {\an7}We’re having a little girl. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, honey. 138 00:04:45,264 --> 00:04:46,528 {\an7}- I just knew it. 139 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:47,759 {\an7}- No, Mom, no. I mean-- 140 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:48,759 {\an7}I mean, that’s not the reveal. 141 00:04:48,759 --> 00:04:50,759 {\an7}The reveal is so much cooler. You guys are gonna love it. 142 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:54,462 {\an7}Oh, let me just clean this up. 143 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,858 {\an7}So wait till you see it. 144 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:56,825 {\an7}- Blue paper towels? 145 00:04:56,825 --> 00:04:58,132 {\an7}\h\h- [gasps] It’s a boy. 146 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,462 {\an7}- Aw. - Oh. 147 00:04:59,462 --> 00:05:00,198 {\an7}- Congrats, man. 148 00:05:00,198 --> 00:05:02,594 {\an7}- No, no. No, no, that’s not the reveal. 149 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,000 {\an7}I wouldn’t plan the whole reveal over some paper towels. 150 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:05,759 {\an7}What am I, an amateur? 151 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:08,528 {\an7}No, when you see it, your heads are gonna spin 152 00:05:08,528 --> 00:05:09,726 {\an7}’cause it’s gonna be awesome. 153 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,462 {\an7}Am I right, Mom? What’s up? 154 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:12,627 {\an7}[laughs] 155 00:05:12,627 --> 00:05:13,429 {\an7}[fabric rips] 156 00:05:13,429 --> 00:05:14,330 {\an7}\h\h- [gasps] Pink boxers. 157 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:16,099 {\an7}- You little devil, you! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt is a girl! 158 00:05:16,099 --> 00:05:17,561 {\an7}- Oh, I told you \h\h\h\h\h\hI knew it. 159 00:05:17,561 --> 00:05:18,825 {\an7}- No, Mom, that’s not the reveal. 160 00:05:18,825 --> 00:05:20,660 {\an7}That’s just really embarrassing. 161 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,231 {\an7}[fireworks whistling] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Ooh! 162 00:05:22,231 --> 00:05:24,000 {\an7}- Blue fireworks. \h\h- It’s a boy. 163 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,264 {\an7}- Wow, you went all out, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy friend. 164 00:05:25,264 --> 00:05:28,066 {\an7}- No, no, no, no, that is not the reveal. 165 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,429 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\hYou will know when the reveal happens 166 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,495 {\an7}because your heads will be \h\h\h\hspinning, spinning, 167 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:33,297 {\an7}’cause it’s gonna be \h\h\h\hso cool, ha, 168 00:05:33,297 --> 00:05:34,825 {\an7}’cause I’m a great planner \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof things. 169 00:05:34,825 --> 00:05:37,924 {\an7}So let’s just ignore this, okay? 170 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:39,165 {\an7}- Purple blinds. 171 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:42,495 {\an7}- He’s letting the baby decide for themselves. 172 00:05:42,495 --> 00:05:43,594 {\an7}- Oh, that’s so progressive. 173 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,429 {\an7}- Everybody shut up! \h\h\h\h\h\hShut up! 174 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,363 {\an7}Of course I wouldn’t plan it \h\h\h\h\h\hover some blinds. 175 00:05:47,363 --> 00:05:49,792 {\an7}Are you crazy? Are you cuckoo? 176 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:50,726 {\an7}You’re not, right? 177 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:53,363 {\an7}So everybody just chill out 178 00:05:53,363 --> 00:05:56,594 {\an7}and let me show you the amazing reveal, 179 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:58,858 {\an7}\hthe coolest reveal that you’ll ever see 180 00:05:58,858 --> 00:05:59,825 {\an7}that I planned for all of you. 181 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:01,825 {\an7}- Thank you for having us, but we’re gonna get going. 182 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:06,297 {\an7}- Nobody moves until I reveal the gender of my baby. 183 00:06:06,297 --> 00:06:07,033 {\an7}You understand me? 184 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,726 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Armando, you’re scaring us. 185 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:11,033 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Am I? - My water just broke. 186 00:06:11,033 --> 00:06:13,066 {\an7}- No, honey, no. 187 00:06:13,066 --> 00:06:14,957 {\an7}Not right now! No, not yet! 188 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,495 {\an7}Honey, this is so selfish of you! 189 00:06:16,495 --> 00:06:18,660 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h- Just breathe. The baby’s crowning. 190 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:21,561 {\an7}- Okay, nobody look at my baby’s genitals! 191 00:06:21,561 --> 00:06:22,561 {\an7}Nobody look at them! 192 00:06:22,561 --> 00:06:23,891 {\an7}Here, here, open the box. 193 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:24,825 {\an7}- Open it now, honey. 194 00:06:24,825 --> 00:06:26,198 {\an7}- Now? - Yeah. 195 00:06:26,198 --> 00:06:26,957 {\an7}Open it. 196 00:06:26,957 --> 00:06:29,429 {\an7}\h\h\hHuh? - [gasping] 197 00:06:29,429 --> 00:06:31,000 {\an7}Huh? [laughs] 198 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,660 {\an7}It’s a girl! It’s a girl! 199 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:36,627 {\an7}Now that’s a fucking gender reveal, am I right? 200 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:38,726 {\an7}[baby crying] 201 00:06:38,726 --> 00:06:40,891 {\an7}- I think it’s time \h\hfor you to go. 202 00:06:40,891 --> 00:06:43,330 {\an7}- I agree. 203 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,462 {\an7}I agree. 204 00:06:45,462 --> 00:06:47,363 {\an7}- Oh, it’s a boy. 205 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,660 {\an7}- God damn it! 206 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:52,066 {\an7}[cool percussive music] 207 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:56,540 [cool percussive music] 208 00:06:56,607 --> 00:06:58,275 - Yes, I understand what you're saying. 209 00:06:58,342 --> 00:07:01,211 Okay, but do you understand how having 25 fuchsia tablecloths 210 00:07:01,278 --> 00:07:03,213 does not help me when I have 30 tables? 211 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,516 What am I supposed to have, 5 naked tables? 212 00:07:05,582 --> 00:07:06,550 That would be ridiculous. 213 00:07:06,617 --> 00:07:08,052 - [whispers] This is fascinating. 214 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:10,220 - Do I want another color? 215 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:11,522 Are you serious? 216 00:07:11,588 --> 00:07:14,158 Fuchsia is the only color, sir. Thank you. 217 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:15,259 [whispers] Can you believe this? 218 00:07:15,325 --> 00:07:16,727 - No, I cannot. - Mm-mm. 219 00:07:16,794 --> 00:07:18,562 - Yes, I'll hold. 220 00:07:18,629 --> 00:07:19,730 This or this? 221 00:07:19,797 --> 00:07:20,898 - Uh... - This or this? 222 00:07:20,964 --> 00:07:22,266 - That one. That one. That one. That one. 223 00:07:22,332 --> 00:07:24,735 But I gotta see it on you 'cause I wanna get the feel. 224 00:07:24,802 --> 00:07:27,337 Okay, pose like a 15-year-old girl. 225 00:07:27,404 --> 00:07:29,139 - Dance around a little. I gotta see how it dances. 226 00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:30,874 - Mm-hmm, you're a woman. Be a woman. 227 00:07:30,941 --> 00:07:32,142 You're growing into a woman now. 228 00:07:32,209 --> 00:07:33,911 - Oh, I see what you're doing. 229 00:07:33,977 --> 00:07:35,379 - Well, I think you look beautiful. 230 00:07:35,446 --> 00:07:37,114 - Thank you, Chris. Thank you. 231 00:07:37,181 --> 00:07:39,450 - So, uh, what do you guys think? 232 00:07:39,516 --> 00:07:40,551 all: Aw. 233 00:07:40,617 --> 00:07:42,386 - Very cute. 234 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:46,457 - I just want it to be more sparkly, you know? 235 00:07:46,523 --> 00:07:47,858 I want you to pop, you know? 236 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,293 - Yeah, I don't really like it either. 237 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:50,427 - Oh, cool, just try another one. 238 00:07:50,494 --> 00:07:51,528 - Yeah, yeah, there's tons more. 239 00:07:51,595 --> 00:07:52,429 - Oh, you'll find the perfect one. 240 00:07:52,496 --> 00:07:53,597 Anything you want. 241 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,432 [gasping] There's so many dresses. 242 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:56,767 They're so expensive. 243 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,136 No, I can't come in to see colors tomorrow. 244 00:07:59,203 --> 00:08:01,071 I'm a very busy man, okay? 245 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:02,940 Alexa, what's on my schedule for tomorrow? 246 00:08:03,006 --> 00:08:05,642 - No appointments are scheduled for tomorrow. 247 00:08:05,709 --> 00:08:08,112 - Alexa, cancel all my auditions for tomorrow, please. 248 00:08:08,178 --> 00:08:10,481 - There's nothing on your calendar tomorrow. 249 00:08:10,614 --> 00:08:11,849 - Uh, Alexa, can you make something up 250 00:08:11,915 --> 00:08:14,785 so Arturo's not humiliated in front of his friends? 251 00:08:14,852 --> 00:08:17,221 - Okay, I'm clearly getting no support, so... 252 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:18,455 - We're trying to support you, man. 253 00:08:18,522 --> 00:08:20,257 It's just kinda--kinda crazy. Are you okay? 254 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:22,760 - [sighs] No, dude. I just... 255 00:08:22,826 --> 00:08:24,328 She's had a really tough run of it lately, 256 00:08:24,395 --> 00:08:26,230 and I just want it to be perfect, you know, 257 00:08:26,296 --> 00:08:28,298 but the worst part is, I thought the "Hancock" money 258 00:08:28,365 --> 00:08:30,167 was gonna be enough to cover the budget. 259 00:08:30,234 --> 00:08:33,537 I almost blew all of it already just on the venue alone. 260 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,105 It's a church basement. 261 00:08:35,172 --> 00:08:36,407 - Jesus wouldn't charge that. 262 00:08:36,473 --> 00:08:37,941 - She is about to become a young woman in front 263 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:40,010 of my whole family, and they all think I can't do this. 264 00:08:40,077 --> 00:08:41,845 [laughs] 265 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,547 [gasping] I can't do this. 266 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:45,682 God, I can't do this. I suck at it. I'm so bad. 267 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:46,950 - No, you can do this. 268 00:08:47,017 --> 00:08:48,552 You're doing a really sweet thing. 269 00:08:48,652 --> 00:08:50,954 - I still need a band and I need dancers 270 00:08:51,021 --> 00:08:53,490 and I need decorations... 271 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:55,859 And a new tiara. That's crap. 272 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,227 - Get out of this funk, man. 273 00:08:57,294 --> 00:08:58,629 You can do this, all right? 274 00:08:58,695 --> 00:09:00,597 I know some dancers. I bet you I can get 'em for cheap. 275 00:09:00,631 --> 00:09:01,632 - Really? - Yeah. 276 00:09:01,698 --> 00:09:03,133 And I can help you decorate. 277 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,635 - That'd be incredible. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:09:04,701 --> 00:09:06,136 - Oh, and my mariachi band can play. 279 00:09:06,203 --> 00:09:08,338 - Wait, you have a mari-- never mind. 280 00:09:08,405 --> 00:09:10,607 Sure, you're hired. - Cool. 281 00:09:13,243 --> 00:09:14,178 - Oh. 282 00:09:14,244 --> 00:09:15,212 - This is the one. 283 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:16,680 - Ah. - Aw. 284 00:09:16,747 --> 00:09:18,615 - Honey, you look-- you look perfect. 285 00:09:20,918 --> 00:09:22,019 Are you sure? 286 00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:23,320 - Oh, that one was still in there, huh? 287 00:09:23,387 --> 00:09:26,156 - Yeah, it's very pretty. I like-- 288 00:09:26,223 --> 00:09:27,291 Why are you crying? 289 00:09:27,357 --> 00:09:30,127 - I'm just so... [gulps] 290 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,829 [whispers] Happy for you. 291 00:09:31,895 --> 00:09:33,497 Happy. 292 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:34,498 Happy tears. 293 00:09:34,631 --> 00:09:37,868 [cool percussive music] 294 00:09:37,935 --> 00:09:40,671 [upbeat music] [overlapping chatter] 295 00:09:40,738 --> 00:09:41,872 [door slams] 296 00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:43,006 - Hey, Tina. Hey, Paul. 297 00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:45,209 - Oh, hey. - I'm sorry I'm late. 298 00:09:45,275 --> 00:09:46,510 I was already running a little behind, 299 00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,879 and then my Lyft was taking forever. 300 00:09:48,946 --> 00:09:50,647 Oh, and when I was getting ready for the party, 301 00:09:50,647 --> 00:09:52,116 I fell down in the shower. 302 00:09:52,182 --> 00:09:53,751 - Oh, no worries. Lyfts can be tough. 303 00:09:53,817 --> 00:09:54,885 - Mm-hmm. 304 00:09:54,952 --> 00:09:56,587 - What was that about the shower? 305 00:09:56,587 --> 00:09:57,588 - Oh, no big deal. 306 00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:58,589 I was taking a shower 307 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,057 and I slipped and then I fell down. 308 00:10:00,124 --> 00:10:01,392 - Oh. 309 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,627 - Paul, Tina, congratulations. 310 00:10:03,694 --> 00:10:05,095 - Thanks, man. 311 00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:06,997 It's good to see you. - Hey. 312 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,266 Hey, Benny. - Hey, Roger. 313 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,401 Oh, just so you know, 314 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,902 I fell down in the shower earlier today. 315 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:13,437 - [laughs] 316 00:10:13,504 --> 00:10:15,272 Okay, wait, what? 317 00:10:15,339 --> 00:10:17,408 - Oh, I was taking a shower before the party, 318 00:10:17,474 --> 00:10:19,743 and then I slipped and I fell down. 319 00:10:19,810 --> 00:10:21,612 I'm okay, you know. 320 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:22,846 Just one of those things. 321 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,381 - It's okay, Benny. It's not a big deal. 322 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,416 - Yeah, I know. 323 00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:26,383 I just felt since I told you guys, 324 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:27,618 I should tell Roger, you know? 325 00:10:27,618 --> 00:10:28,719 I don't want him to be like, 326 00:10:28,786 --> 00:10:29,953 "Hey, what's this thing about the shower?" 327 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:31,021 or, "Why didn't you tell me about the shower? 328 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,423 Does he hate me?" 329 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:33,891 So, Roger, I'm telling you now. 330 00:10:33,957 --> 00:10:36,160 Uh, I fell in the shower, I'm fine, 331 00:10:36,226 --> 00:10:39,997 and I do not hate you. I don't. 332 00:10:40,064 --> 00:10:42,800 - Okay, man. 333 00:10:42,866 --> 00:10:44,802 - Oh, do you guys know of a place around here 334 00:10:44,868 --> 00:10:47,071 that sells handlebars that you can install in the shower? 335 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:50,340 Well, not a shower, in my shower. 336 00:10:50,407 --> 00:10:51,842 - We're gonna go play host. 337 00:10:51,909 --> 00:10:53,644 - Yes. 338 00:10:53,711 --> 00:10:55,846 - I am so happy for Paul and Tina. 339 00:10:55,913 --> 00:10:57,347 - Oh, definitely. They're the best couple. 340 00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:58,782 I could tell he was gonna propose. 341 00:10:58,849 --> 00:10:59,817 - Oh, totally. 342 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:01,485 I fell in the shower today, 343 00:11:01,585 --> 00:11:03,253 and I have a rubber shower mat too. 344 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,789 What is up with that, you know? 345 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,792 - Why are you telling us? 346 00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:10,327 - Oh, I just felt we sorta covered 347 00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:12,396 the whole Tina-and-Paul thing, you know? 348 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,231 It's like, what else is there to talk about? 349 00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:17,468 - Oh. - Oh. 350 00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:19,737 - It's crazy how so many rubber things that we think 351 00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:22,439 are sticky and grippy aren't that sticky at all. 352 00:11:22,506 --> 00:11:24,608 For example, there's a lot of shower mats out there. 353 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:27,478 They say they're made out of this rubbery, sticky material, 354 00:11:27,611 --> 00:11:29,913 but then people buy them and they find out 355 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,984 they're not very sticky on feet, like, at all, you know? 356 00:11:34,051 --> 00:11:36,420 - Sorry, but we just told you that we didn't want 357 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,622 to talk about how you fell down in the shower anymore. 358 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,724 - I'm not talking about falling in the shower. 359 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:41,825 I'm talking about rubber mats. 360 00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:43,160 How is that the same thing? 361 00:11:43,227 --> 00:11:45,496 One is about a piece of rubber about yay big, 362 00:11:45,629 --> 00:11:47,297 and the other one is about me toppling over in the shower 363 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:49,066 and splitting my bathing suit in half 364 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,801 and now having to take it to an expensive tailor. 365 00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,870 - You wear a bathing suit in the shower? 366 00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:54,638 - I do, yeah. [slurps] 367 00:11:54,705 --> 00:11:56,673 - Can you tell me where you got that drink? 368 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,842 - Oh, um, Paul and Tina didn't have anything I liked, 369 00:11:58,909 --> 00:12:01,211 so I just popped out for a second. 370 00:12:01,278 --> 00:12:02,880 Do you guys know if there's gonna be 371 00:12:02,946 --> 00:12:05,416 McNuggets here later, or... 372 00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,384 do you have to pop out for that too? 373 00:12:07,451 --> 00:12:08,719 - That is so scary. 374 00:12:08,786 --> 00:12:11,188 I had a friend, slipped in the shower, hit her head. 375 00:12:11,255 --> 00:12:13,490 She was out for, like, three hours. 376 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,725 Her sister-in-law didn't find-- 377 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:15,859 - Is your friend here right now? 378 00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:17,227 - Oh, no. 379 00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:19,830 - Oh, okay, 'cause I was kind of talking about me. 380 00:12:19,897 --> 00:12:21,498 I really don't know how we got into 381 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:23,634 this whole thing about an unnamed friend. 382 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,969 - I'm sorry. I'm going to end this conversation. 383 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:29,139 You seem like a nice person, but you're very rude. 384 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,607 [glass clinking] 385 00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:32,976 - So I know I was getting a little emotional and rambly... 386 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,144 - You took forever, yeah. 387 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:37,147 - Um, but I really love you guys, 388 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,316 and I wish you nothing but the best. 389 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,385 To Paul and Tina. - To Paul and Tina. 390 00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:43,987 [glasses clinking] 391 00:12:47,491 --> 00:12:49,626 - I'll make a toast. - No, Benny, please. 392 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,862 - So, um, I fell in the shower today. 393 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,398 Oh, McNugget. 394 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,167 It's never happened to me before, 395 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,236 and I'm thinking about getting one of those shower chairs. 396 00:12:59,303 --> 00:13:00,771 - Benny, enough! - What? 397 00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:02,406 - You've been talking about this all night. 398 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:03,574 No one cares. 399 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,309 [poignant music] 400 00:13:05,376 --> 00:13:07,478 - No one cares? 401 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,580 Hal? - No. 402 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:12,249 - Chad. 403 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,251 Vivian, you care a little bit, yeah? 404 00:13:14,318 --> 00:13:15,586 - I care. 405 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,587 - I have serious problems with you. 406 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,621 - Okay. 407 00:13:17,688 --> 00:13:20,424 - Well, I feel like dirt. 408 00:13:20,491 --> 00:13:22,426 I'm sorry that I ruined everybody's good time. 409 00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:25,229 I'm gonna use the restroom, and then I will go. 410 00:13:26,697 --> 00:13:28,599 [door slams] Help! 411 00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:30,768 Help! Somebody please help me! 412 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,303 - Let me guess, you fell down in the shower? 413 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:37,307 - Uh, no, he has his foot stuck in the toilet. 414 00:13:37,374 --> 00:13:40,144 - Please help me, somebody. 415 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,912 Please not Jessica. 416 00:13:41,979 --> 00:13:44,748 [cool percussive music] 417 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:48,792 [cool percussive music] 418 00:13:48,859 --> 00:13:49,993 ? ? 419 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:53,530 [upbeat Latin dance music] 420 00:13:53,597 --> 00:13:55,899 - Hey, guys. Whoa, that's a lot of churros. 421 00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,868 [laughs] They're surprisingly expensive. 422 00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,836 [laughs] Don't eat too many. 423 00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:01,238 Where the hell are my lights? 424 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:03,040 Okay, let's get that disco ball spinning, please. 425 00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:05,042 Thank you so much. Hi! Hey! 426 00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:06,877 I didn't see you. Maya, you look wonderful. 427 00:14:06,943 --> 00:14:08,879 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 428 00:14:08,945 --> 00:14:10,914 No, no, no, the bar is only open for five more minutes. 429 00:14:10,981 --> 00:14:13,083 After that, it is cash only. 430 00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:14,685 Yes, I'm charging at a quince, 431 00:14:14,751 --> 00:14:17,187 and I'm super broke. Do not judge me today. 432 00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:18,588 Jen, Seaton, we ready? 433 00:14:18,655 --> 00:14:20,357 - Ready to go. - On it. 434 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,326 - Chris, all right, man, you ready? 435 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:24,761 - Yeah. - All right, great. 436 00:14:24,828 --> 00:14:27,030 Chris, are those three white guys dressed as mariachis? 437 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:28,999 - Yeah, man, it's my band. 438 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:30,734 - Okay, I'll be mad about this later. 439 00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:32,569 Okay, when the balloons drop, you start playing, great? 440 00:14:32,636 --> 00:14:33,603 - Okay. - Okay. 441 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,839 Hey. [laughs] Not cool. 442 00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:39,276 Not cool. Very not cool. 443 00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:40,944 [knock on door] 444 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,412 No, I said one churro per person. 445 00:14:42,479 --> 00:14:44,281 What is this, Christmas? 446 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:52,456 Look at you. You're a vision. 447 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,825 - I'm excited. My dress is so sparkly! 448 00:14:54,891 --> 00:14:56,960 - I may have spent five hours last night 449 00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,930 gluing some extra rhinestones, so try not to move too much. 450 00:14:59,997 --> 00:15:02,733 - Thank you for all of this. 451 00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:05,235 - Well, you're family, Maribel. I'd do anything for you. 452 00:15:05,302 --> 00:15:07,137 Plus, you have excellent taste in theater. 453 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:08,805 I mean, that "Hancock" performance, really. 454 00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:10,307 - Well, I mean, I don't think John Hancock 455 00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:12,576 ever said, "Cool beans," but, you know, you did really well. 456 00:15:12,642 --> 00:15:14,111 - Thank you. That was an improv. 457 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:15,512 - I could tell. 458 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:18,248 [both imitate explosion] 459 00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:20,650 - You're ready. Let's do this. 460 00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:23,720 [upbeat Latin dance music] 461 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:29,760 of one of my favorite people in the world: Queen Maribel. 462 00:15:29,826 --> 00:15:32,396 [applause] 463 00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:34,031 Oh! 464 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:39,002 Cue balloons. 465 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,476 Jen, hi. - Hi. 466 00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:47,944 - Are these funeral balloons? 467 00:15:48,011 --> 00:15:49,513 - Well, given our time constraint 468 00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:52,616 and budget of zero dollars, I think I did a very nice job. 469 00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:54,384 - ? When a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist ? 470 00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:55,952 - Oh, no. 471 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:57,487 - ? And a round thing in your face, you get sprung ? 472 00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:58,755 ? Wanna pull up tough ? 473 00:15:58,822 --> 00:16:00,023 ? 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed ? 474 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,692 - Hey, Chris? - Yeah? 475 00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:03,994 - Is that a mariachi version of "Baby Got Back"? 476 00:16:04,061 --> 00:16:05,862 - Yeah, isn't it great? 477 00:16:05,929 --> 00:16:07,831 - No! It's so inappropriate! 478 00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,700 [chuckles] All right, Seton, cue the dancers. 479 00:16:09,766 --> 00:16:11,234 I need a distraction now. 480 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,236 - ? Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin ? 481 00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:15,005 ? You say you wanna get in my Benz? ? 482 00:16:15,072 --> 00:16:16,640 ? Well, use me, use me ? 483 00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:18,041 ? 'Cause you ain't that average groupie ? 484 00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:19,776 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 485 00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:20,944 - ? I've seen her dancin'... ? 486 00:16:21,011 --> 00:16:22,312 - What the hell, man? 487 00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,947 I thought you said they were dancers? 488 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,248 - Well, they are dancers. 489 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,718 But don't worry. I asked them to tone it down. 490 00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:29,686 - Does this look toned-down to you, man? 491 00:16:29,753 --> 00:16:31,154 - Hell yeah. 492 00:16:31,254 --> 00:16:32,322 You should see 'em on the weekends. 493 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:33,790 It is very sexual. 494 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,525 - Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop, stop! 495 00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:37,260 Everybody stop! Stop it! 496 00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:38,528 Just stop for a second, okay? 497 00:16:38,595 --> 00:16:41,865 - Arturo, I am very disappointed. 498 00:16:41,932 --> 00:16:42,966 Let's go. 499 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,302 - I'm sorry, I-- - Mm. 500 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:49,573 - This party was a real piece of shit. 501 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:52,109 - Yeah, note taken. 502 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:55,679 [cool percussive music] 503 00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,748 - All right, people, let's look alive. 504 00:16:57,814 --> 00:17:01,618 We're coming back in from commercial in 3, 2... 505 00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:02,886 [applause] 506 00:17:02,953 --> 00:17:05,555 - Ladies and gentlemen, John Regale. 507 00:17:05,622 --> 00:17:07,391 [cheers and applause] 508 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:10,394 [gentle music] 509 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:16,233 ? ? 510 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:19,636 - ? Hey, girl ? 511 00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:24,541 ? You set my heart on fire ? 512 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,711 ? Its heat takes me ever higher ? 513 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:31,081 ? Ever burning with desire ? 514 00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:32,449 - All right, let's ready camera two. 515 00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:35,085 Push in, and...go. 516 00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:36,687 - ? Fuego ? 517 00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:39,423 - Wow, that's a-- that's a lot of candles. 518 00:17:39,489 --> 00:17:42,592 - ? Your burning flame ? 519 00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:45,195 ? I feel it in your name ? 520 00:17:45,262 --> 00:17:49,733 ? One touch, I'll never be the same ? 521 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,601 - Oh, what a shirt. 522 00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:53,070 So beautiful. 523 00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:57,507 - Yeah, so flowy and so close to the candles. 524 00:17:57,574 --> 00:17:59,676 Oh, man, I really wish we would have rehearsed this. 525 00:17:59,743 --> 00:18:01,978 - [laughs] John Regale doesn't rehearse. 526 00:18:02,045 --> 00:18:03,747 Everybody knows that. 527 00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:09,486 - ? On my skin, I feel your glow ? 528 00:18:09,553 --> 00:18:14,691 ? Gimme all of your fuego ? 529 00:18:14,758 --> 00:18:21,631 ? Yours is a love that can't be scared away ? 530 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,767 [audience screaming] 531 00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,102 - Are those scarecrows? 532 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:28,005 Are there actual scarecrows onstage right now? 533 00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:29,606 What the hell's this song about, anyway? 534 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,575 - The song is obviously about fire, Dave. 535 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:33,076 - Tom, I swear to God. 536 00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:37,748 - ? You make my heart beat faster ? 537 00:18:37,814 --> 00:18:43,153 ? In this game, you are the master ? 538 00:18:43,253 --> 00:18:46,189 ? Burning like... ? 539 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:47,524 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 540 00:18:47,591 --> 00:18:49,292 What is he doing? What is he doing? 541 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,828 Okay, please tell me there's no actual hydrogen 542 00:18:51,895 --> 00:18:53,864 in that mini "Hindenburg." 543 00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:55,966 - John Regale believes in 100% authenticity 544 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:58,035 for each performance. 545 00:18:58,101 --> 00:19:02,539 - ? Fuego ? 546 00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:07,811 ? Oh, oh, oh ? 547 00:19:07,878 --> 00:19:10,814 - Yes! Yes! We did it! We got through the whole song 548 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:13,216 and nobody--nobody caught on fire! 549 00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:15,585 Yes! - Aye! 550 00:19:15,652 --> 00:19:18,922 [audience screaming] 551 00:19:18,989 --> 00:19:20,524 - Cut to commercial. 552 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,326 [screaming continues] 553 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,828 [cool percussive music] 554 00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:28,772 {\an7}[cool percussive music] 555 00:19:28,772 --> 00:19:31,069 {\an7}♪ ♪ 556 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:32,574 {\an7}[overlapping chatter] 557 00:19:32,574 --> 00:19:35,904 {\an7}- Oh, honey, I’m so sorry I ruined your party. 558 00:19:35,904 --> 00:19:37,904 {\an7}Um, I rushed it, you know, and, uh... 559 00:19:37,904 --> 00:19:40,706 {\an7}- Are you kidding? \hThis is amazing. 560 00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:41,574 {\an7}- It--it is? 561 00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:43,409 {\an7}\h- Yeah. You guys, are you having fun? 562 00:19:43,409 --> 00:19:46,277 {\an7}\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Best quince ever. These balloons are hilarious. 563 00:19:46,277 --> 00:19:48,937 {\an7}- And the band is awesome. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- See? 564 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,069 {\an7}- Yeah, but the aunts and uncles are leaving. 565 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:52,310 {\an7}- Good. Let them all leave. 566 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,409 {\an7}- Yeah, this is the first \h\h\h\h\h\hquince I’ve been to 567 00:19:54,409 --> 00:19:56,003 {\an7}that doesn’t have a bunch \h\h\h\hof freaky old people. 568 00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:58,970 {\an7}\h\h\h- I’m just happy that you care enough to do this. 569 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:00,673 {\an7}Now let’s have some fun. 570 00:20:00,673 --> 00:20:02,310 {\an7}Hit it, mariachis. 571 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,201 {\an7}[trumpet fanfare] 572 00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,201 {\an7}[bass-heavy hip-hop beat] 573 00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:07,739 {\an7}- ♪ I like big butts, \hand I cannot lie ♪ 574 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,640 {\an7}♪ You other brothers \h\h\h\hcan’t deny ♪ 575 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,970 {\an7}♪ That when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist ♪ 576 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:12,838 {\an7}- Oh, no, excuse me. 577 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:16,201 {\an7}Hey, hey, sorry, do you mind if we tone it down a little bit? 578 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:18,003 {\an7}This is a party for teenagers, you know? 579 00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:20,201 {\an7}- It’s all good. I am a teenager. 580 00:20:20,201 --> 00:20:22,003 {\an7}- Nope, nope. No, no. 581 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,475 {\an7}Okay, we’re putting clothes on. 582 00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:25,739 {\an7}How about some food? We’ve got great food. 583 00:20:25,739 --> 00:20:28,310 {\an7}Just no churros, if you \hdon’t mind. Thank you. 53156

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