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♪ You won't admit you
love me and so ♪
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♪ How am I ever to know
you always tell me ♪
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♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ♪
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♪ A million times I've
asked you and then ♪
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♪ I ask you over again,
you only answered ♪
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♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ♪
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F you can't make up your mind
up we'll never get started ♪
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♪ And I don't wind up being
partedbroken harted ♪
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♪ So if you really
love me say yes ♪
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♪ But if you don't
dear confess ♪
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♪ And please don't tell me ♪
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♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ♪
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♪ If you can't make
your mind up ♪
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♪ We'll never get started ♪
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♪ And I don't wind up being
parted broken harted ♪
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♪ So if you really
love me say yes ♪
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♪ But if you don't
dear confess ♪
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♪ And please don't tell me ♪
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♪ Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps ♪
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♪ Perhaps, perhaps ♪
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♪ Perhaps ♪
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If we renew our contract,
we will get a 14% discount.
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As the board's foreign language
committee rep, I recommend
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that we renew the oui! Contract
because of the excellence of
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the textbooks but also because
we will save the taxpayers
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valuable money.
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I now open the issue to the
public before we vote.
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Yes, Bernard.
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Thank you, Ms. Parikh.
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Unless the goals of this board
are for us students to become
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expatriates in Paris,
montpellier, or some Franco
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African nation, it's
irresponsible to indoctrinate us
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with the French language.
As I stressed in 2014,
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Chinese is the language
of the future.
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I implore the board to fulfill
its elected civil duty
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and do what's in the best
interest of the students
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stop teaching French and
begin teaching Chinese!
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Let's put it to a vote then.
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All those infavor of renewing
our contract with oui!
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Say "ay." All those
opposed say "nay."
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"Ay", "ay", "ay", "ay", "ay"
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if my role is to be
town crier, so be it.
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I will inform my fellow citizens
of this deprivation of duty
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in an op-ed.
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Our next order of business is
the awarding of our future
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leaders of Livingston.
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This is what happens
when you teach French!
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C'est la vie.
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Your coming down ten.
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C'mon ten.
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Good evening, grandpa.
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How was the meeting?
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As usual, it was an
insult to reason.
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You should accompany me sometime
and lecture these amateur
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officiants on true
public service.
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No thank you.
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I couldn't stand the
indigestion I get
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from watching those nincompoops
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who replace your grandmother
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welp, I just lost. You
want to play the winner?
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Do wish I had a moment to spare
but I must reside to my room
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to draft a fulminating letter
in regards to the board's
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continuously sinister
appropriations.
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Well find a little time
to do your homework.
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Priorities, grandpa.
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To all concerned citizens,
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of the township of Livingston
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the time to be
apathetic has ceased.
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Rise up and join me in
fighting the policies
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of the board of education.
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Rise up.
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Good morning.
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Morning, sweetie.
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How'd you sleep?
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I slept fine. And you?
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Glad one of us slept.
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Oh, did you see the skirt
I brought home from set?
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Yeah, I did. Thank you.
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The show's stylist says it is
very popular with teenagers.
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I thought maybe you'd like
to wear it to school today.
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I like it a lot, but I think
I'm gonna stick with jeans.
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They're are little bit more
comfortable to study in.
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Alright, maybe on the weekend.
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Or my next recital or something.
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To play it. There's a
thousand actors in New York
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who would love to have
'law and order' svu
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that's it for your to-do list.
Anything else?
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What's the call time tonight?
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8:15
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he's gotta another
joyful heart fundraiser.
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What's next?
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No I'm not going to L.A.
we weren't even nominated.
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I only do awards shows
I'm going to win.
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Morning, Bernard.
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I have an op-ed that
cannot be ignored.
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I can't guarantee it can
get into the publication.
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I implore you to do your best.
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Of this town isn't in jeopardy.
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Well, I see what I can do.
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I may have to cut it
a little for space.
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If edits are mandatory, I leave
it to your journalistic wisdom
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to harness the true
spirit of the piece.
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Thank you Bernard.
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I bid you good day.
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Bye, bye.
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Hello, junior class.
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I'd like to remind
everyone that the student
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council meets after school
every other Tuesday.
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During the first two marking
periods we had pretty low
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attendance, so hopefully we can
pick it up for the rest of the
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year. And if you have any
suggestions for myself
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or any other elected officer
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please fill out an
suggestion sheet.
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And put it the box
in the library.
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Thank you everyone
and good luck today.
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Thank you Veronica.
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As you all know.
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Today you will be receiving
your class ranking
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from 1 to 382.
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Based on your freshman and
sophomore year g.P.A.'S
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as well as your g.P.A. From
the first two marking periods
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if your last name begins
with "a" through "g"
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please see Mrs. Greenberg at
the front of the auditorium
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h through q see me in the back.
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And r through z, see Mr.
Purdy up here on stage.
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Good luck everybody.
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Neil Keller
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Anne kimberg
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klein
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Veronica krauss.
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Drew kunin
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John larue.
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Number 2?
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Emma lazareth
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you and the ♪1 ranked student
have identical transcripts
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except for the fact that
he or she got an a in gym
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in the second marking period of
your sophomore year and you got
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that marking period I had
tendinitis in my hand
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from writing thousands of
thank you letters on behalf
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it hindered my ability to
climb the rope in gym.
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Furthermore, I was under the
impression that volunteering
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for the special Olympics
was extra credit.
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Why else would I
have volunteered?
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Ope because you like to
help the less fortunate.
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The year is not over what if?
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What if ♪1 was to get
caught cheating?
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Or to die? What if
they were to die?
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There is absolutely nothing
we can do to change this.
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Principal greely, I not
sure if you're aware this,
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72% of white females
accepted to Yale university
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graduate ♪1 in their class.
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By being ♪2, I have a 72% chance
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of not getting into Yale.
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I need to ♪1.
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It's not up to me.
It's the system.
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Well the system sucks.
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I suck.
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♪ 2 sucks.
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♪ Upbeat music plays ♪
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Your total is $51.76.
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Would you like help out
to your car today, honey?
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No.
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Paper or plastic?
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Neither. I use canvas.
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Total is $16.14.
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I did the tabulation in my head.
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And it concurs with
your register.
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Alright, thank you for
shopping at shoprite.
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Thank you.
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However, I could not help but
notice you did not offer me
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is it because I am younger
than and more abled body
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than the previous customer?
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You're a new shoprite
employee, aren't you?
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That's right.
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Is this your car?
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Yes.
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It's a bicycle.
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I will give you the
benefit of the doubt
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and assume you've
never taken physics
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my left handlebar you are
disturbing the equilibrium
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of my bicycle.
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I will surely veer to the left,
potentially causing harm
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to myself or to others
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dude, what's your deal?
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I was merely trying to give
you a lesson in Newton's law.
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Good day.
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Next customer please.
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Salutations, postal
worker Wesley.
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B, man I told you,
just call me Wesley.
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May I have my mail please?
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I misplaced my key.
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Sure. No problem.
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Something just came
in today, I think.
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Thank you.
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Booya! The China
express has arrived.
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That's not anything
like the language.
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I mean I just guessed.
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Next customer please.
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What mysteries have you to
say for yourself today,
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tai-yu, my peaceful rain?
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E-wo, hello, Bernard.
I hope you nice.
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I am now, tai-yu. I am now.
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What am I supposed to do, mom?
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Sweetie, on 'law & order'
we take real stories
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from actual headlines, if
that has taught me anything,
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taught me that sometimes
laws are wrong
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and they are gonna stay
wrong until someone brave
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enough comes along
to change them.
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If middle east turbulence
continues as most Washington
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think-tanks predict,
will save taxpayers
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an exuberant amount of money.
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Thank you for your input.
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So, we'll look into
green bus companies.
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Furthermore, I'd like
to propose integrating
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a "bikes and books program"
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by the school district for
their educational commute.
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I thank you for your time.
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Any other new business?
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Yes. Please come
forward young lady.
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Hi, my name is Veronica krauss,
lhs junior class president.
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I would like to propose
the immediate abolishment
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less than 35% of high
schools in the country
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currently use a ranking system.
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That's down 22% over
the last decade.
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And Livingston is in
the shrinking minority
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of schools left in the
nation who rank students.
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And I believe
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this crime wave is an epidemic.
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Efore you continue, Mrs. Krauss,
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I should point out that we
debated this topic last year and
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the board voted 3 to 2 in
favor of keeping class rank
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ard was comprised of the same 5
so I'm afraid it's a lost cause
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unless someone has changed their
has anyone changed their minds?
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I'm sorry, Ms. Krauss. It looks
like class rank is here to stay.
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Is there any other new business?
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Need to consider setting
a date this spring
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for the board of
education election.
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What we need to consider, are
bids on the refinishing of the
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e board room door, if Bernard is
gonna keep banging his bicycle
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♪ melodic piano music plays ♪
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How was your meeting?
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Okay with a question Mark?
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Okay with a question Mark
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honey, what? Signal please.
Ok. Slow down.
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I, Bernard. I was at the school
board meeting with you and
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and I saw what
happened to your bike.
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Do you want a ride home?
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I appreciate the offer.
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However I must decline as
I've vowed to keep my carbon
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footprint to a minimum.
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This is a hybrid.
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Bernard this is my mom. Mom
this is Bernard flannigan.
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The feeling is mutual.
You've raised an excellent
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thank you. I'm
very proud of her.
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Where do you live, Bernard?
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On longacre drive. The street
behind pepperidge farms.
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Blinkers before we
merge into traffic.
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There you go.
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Is it that you're a junior and
already have a driver's license?
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That is the type of information
one should reveal before
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offering a ride.
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Don't worry, I'm a good driver.
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Slow down.
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I have not missed one since 2007
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what? You must have been a child
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I started attending board
meetings when I was 8 years old.
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My grandmother instilled in me
the importance of education.
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My house is up here on the left.
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When was the last time
you cut your grass.
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Allowing nature to take
its course as a practice
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is the world needs to embrace.
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A thousand thank
you's for the ride.
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Of course.
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What an interesting person.
Is he smart?
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I'm not sure what he is?
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♪ Upbeat music plays ♪
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How come I always gotta
ride in the back?
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If proper bike lanes existed
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I don't have bike lanes,
you gotta have bike lanes.
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I'm currently working
on that agenda.
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I have brought you a letter
urging all livingstonites
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of our Guatemalan cousins'
commuting program.
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Well I'll see if can find space
for it on the op-ed page.
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00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,278
Would your grandfather
like something to drink?
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Pa would you like a refreshment?
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00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,384
I believe the editor-in-chief
is concerned you may
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suffer a stroke.
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00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,589
No thank you ma'am.
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No thank you.
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What's he reading?
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What are you reading?
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'Rome before the ruins'
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han amera
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I love Rome.
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00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,437
Should've seen it
before it was ruined.
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Haha.
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00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,347
Are there any more questions
I can assist you with?
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No. I don't think so.
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Then I bid you a good day.
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Good day Bernard.
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Bernard door bell.
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Bernard
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e don't want girl scout cookies.
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Um.
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00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:54,253
Actually, it's a cake.
And it's free.
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00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,789
Free? Why? What's in it?
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00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,726
Ocolate chip swirl with walnuts.
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00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,597
My wife was a wonderful baker.
She used to make a cake
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just like that.
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00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,371
She always used butter
cream frosting.
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Needs more walnuts.
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Got it.
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00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:28,420
Chi-na new year arr-ive.
Year of the red fire monkey.
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00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:32,424
Bernard... the baker.
Says she knows you.
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00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:41,300
Hi. Sorry to just
drop by like this.
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00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,437
Please come in and
remove your footwear.
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00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,814
May I offer you glass
lactose free milk?
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00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,783
I'm ok.
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00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:02,086
This actually is not
a social visit.
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00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:05,457
I'm here to propose
an idea to you.
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00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:13,799
May I take a seat?
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00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:21,191
I'd like you to run for
the Livingston board
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of education.
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00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,378
Both Ms. Parikh and Mr. Del tufo
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are running unopposed for
the re-election this may.
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00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,084
And I 'm sure you know
their polcies are well
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00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,453
adrift from center
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00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,755
but you could be
springboard for new ideas.
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00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,623
I mean wouldn't you
like to see change?
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00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:42,493
I'm not sure if you're aware,
Veronica, but I'm only sixteen
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00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:46,497
there's no age minimum
to be a board member.
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00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:47,833
I checked the bylaws.
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00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,470
May I ask why you
don't run yourself?
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00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,704
You're the president of our
class therefore clearly
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00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,507
an adept politician.
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00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,709
The board of education is
a four year commitment
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00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,380
and if I won, I couldn't
go away to college.
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00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,480
I see.
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00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,918
So if I won, I couldn't go
away to college either?
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00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:11,655
You were planning on
going away to college?
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00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,096
The thought had
crossed my mind, yes.
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00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,788
Of course it had.
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00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:20,498
What if you... Um
took a year off?
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00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,666
Studies show that students
who take a gap year
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between high school and college
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00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:26,405
do even better when
they return to school
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00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,806
if I was required to
stay in New Jersey,
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00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:31,108
I could not only pursue
higher education at one
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00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,478
of the garden state's
fine schools but also
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00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:35,679
continue to look after
my grandfather.
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00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,617
Exactly. Plus you'd make
your grandma proud.
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00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,419
I mean you did say
she instilled in you
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00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,488
the importance of education...
right?
354
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,430
What did the girl want?
355
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,436
She ask me to run for
the board of education.
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00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,971
Haha... and?
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00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:06,578
And... I'm going
to heed the call
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00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:08,980
you're sure?
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00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:11,850
No.
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00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,653
Good. That's the correct answer.
361
00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,657
Hello sir. How are you today?
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00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:21,592
O.k. First order of business.
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00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,727
We need to submit a
petition with over a 200
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00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,463
signatures to city council.
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00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,732
My circle of acquaintances
is slightly under that
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00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:29,867
threshold.
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00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:33,705
Well, that's why you
have a campaign manager.
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00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,745
Excuse me, shoprite shopper,
may I ask if you are
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00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:42,746
of voting age?
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00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,616
Haha... you're sweet.
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00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:46,951
I thank you for the compliment.
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00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,819
May I trouble you
to sign my petition
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00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,788
to campaign for the Livingston
board of education?
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00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:53,492
Ah, yeah., of course.
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00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,628
Interested in being informed
of several policies
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00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:58,762
I plan to champion?
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00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:02,900
I'm sorry but I can't now.
I've got ice cream in my cart.
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00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,702
E melting of your dairy products
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00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,143
is not more important
than the future
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00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:07,836
education of your child.
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00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,508
We understand you're very busy
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00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,069
so thank you so much
for your signature.
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00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:12,877
Have a good day.
384
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,513
No.. We don't.
385
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:19,884
I was going to give her a
quick ten minute summary
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00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:23,787
because she didn't seem
interested in our policies.
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00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:26,557
Well I admit I am a neophyte
in the field of campaigning
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00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:28,659
but do we really want the
support of the apathetic?
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00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,929
Yes, that is how
elections are won.
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00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,596
Very well then.
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00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:34,999
Let's proceed.
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00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,068
Excuse me, shoprite shopper,
would you like to be the change
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00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:38,970
you want to see in the world?
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00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,104
I have no change.
395
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:44,676
I was quoting Mahatma Gandhi,
not asking for nickels.
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00:25:46,811 --> 00:25:48,547
What are you guys doing here?
397
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:50,814
I'm collecting
signatures to campaign
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00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,016
for the board of education.
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00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:55,687
To the Livingston
educational regime.
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00:25:56,054 --> 00:26:00,158
It's like the arab spring
right here in Livingston
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00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,695
let me give you my John Doe.
402
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,835
Good luck with the campaign bro.
403
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,103
Thank you.
404
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,641
How often do you come here?
405
00:26:16,975 --> 00:26:20,011
Whenever my grandfather needs
ingredients for a recipe.
406
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,647
He's quite an
accomplished chef but
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00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,616
he detests supermarkets.
408
00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:28,787
Let us continue.
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00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:10,695
You're running for the
board of education?
410
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:15,967
I have shoes older than you.
411
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,806
Hey are you sure you
don't want anything?
412
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,041
I'm sure on multiple levels.
413
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,777
To name 4. I don't sh to
begin a caffeine addiction
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00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:29,013
2. I'm on a very strict budget.
415
00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,649
3. I don't see a sign
guaranteeing this premium
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00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,330
coffee has not been
labored at slave wages.
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00:27:33,354 --> 00:27:35,352
And fourthly, I do
not support the
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00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,255
globalization of
mega conglomerates.
419
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,925
But Starbucks is the only
coffee shop in town.
420
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,862
So what is the focal
point of this meeting?
421
00:27:44,029 --> 00:27:47,865
Okay there's a few things.
Item one, finances.
422
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:49,426
In order to run a
proper campaign, we're
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00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:50,668
going to need money.
424
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,903
How much are you willing
to spend on advertising?
425
00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,773
I presently survive on
an allowance that is,
426
00:27:55,774 --> 00:28:01,813
ok I guess I can charge the
photocopying and art supplies
427
00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:04,848
you have a credit card?
428
00:28:04,849 --> 00:28:06,751
Ok item two?
429
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,253
Your name?
430
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,089
What's wrong with my name?
431
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,160
It's too formal. From now
on we're gonna call you
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00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:20,831
and those characters
are very likeable.
433
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:25,704
Item three: Your appearance.
434
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:28,973
- Pardon me.
- We need to fix your hair
435
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,588
and you're gonna need to
lose the braces Bernie.
436
00:28:31,612 --> 00:28:34,682
I will do no such thing.
And don't call me Bernie!
437
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,415
Congratulations to the
lhs boys soccer team
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00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,784
who beat Randolph 3-0 last night
439
00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:42,345
thanks to two goals
by Robbie mcloud and
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00:28:42,369 --> 00:28:43,854
one by David bonder.
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00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:48,125
To a blazing start this season.
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00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,260
Back to you, zev.
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00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:51,095
Thanks, Julia.
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00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:55,800
From junior class president
Veronica krauss.
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00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,071
Good morning, bears. I'd
like to ask you to come
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00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,741
to the cafeteria today and
meet Bernie flannigan,
447
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,023
our fellow bear who is running
for the Livingston board of
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00:29:06,047 --> 00:29:07,382
education.
449
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:14,953
Hello fellow students.
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00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:18,088
Bernie is finished asking
451
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,023
look at barf-nard's haircut.
452
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:22,026
Gross.
453
00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,962
So please come to
the cafeteria today
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00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:26,363
to meet our future
representative on
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00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:28,456
- thank you.
- Thank you.
456
00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:39,177
Thanks Veronica.
Um so what's next?
457
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:58,061
You can get us
some new uniforms?
458
00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,262
Actually, I Don t think there
will be room in the budget
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00:30:00,286 --> 00:30:02,065
for athletic fashion upgrades.
460
00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:05,569
What Bernie means is that it
isn't one of his main campaign
461
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,938
issues. However he'll
definitely look into getting
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00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:08,940
new uniforms.
463
00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:15,913
Why would you make such a claim
about wasting valuable funds
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00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,047
on modern day barbarianism?
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00:30:17,048 --> 00:30:22,085
I didn't make any promises
to the football player.
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00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:23,520
I just said we'd "look into it".
467
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:24,922
That's what politicians
always say.
468
00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:28,091
Plus, the only issue the
football players reallycare
469
00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:29,372
out are football related issues.
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00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:37,935
Hey, can we get cigarette
vending machines?
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00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,204
I'll look into it.
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00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,239
I'm holding you to that.
473
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,108
Make sure you tell
your parents to vote.
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00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,911
I hate my parents.
475
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,322
Bernie, do you know
the bollywood crowd?
476
00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,991
I m familiar with the
work of sonam kapoor.
477
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:04,962
I'm talking about the
bollywood kids in our grade.
478
00:31:04,963 --> 00:31:08,066
The ones sitting over
there, staring at us.
479
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,204
Yes, I know them. They're
in my ap chemistry class.
480
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:18,609
Haha...
481
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,611
You are too funny.
482
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,080
I can't...
483
00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:26,884
That was not meant to be funny.
I was...
484
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,151
Seriously stop, your...
485
00:31:28,152 --> 00:31:31,055
You're too much. Ok let's go.
486
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,162
If you don't mind me asking,
why were you acting
487
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:43,600
you need to seem more... human.
488
00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:49,072
Alcohol kills brain cells
489
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:52,910
all I'm saying is that it can't
hurt fto make people think
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00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,145
you can make girls laugh.
491
00:31:55,446 --> 00:31:58,016
Of course I can
make girls laugh.
492
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:48,065
The cornish hen is
divine grandpa.
493
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:51,102
How've your grades been
the marking quarter?
494
00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,072
Grades are so trivial.
495
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,441
These days I'm focused
on my campaign
496
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,079
question is why are
you doing this?
497
00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,982
2 years you'll be
going off to college.
498
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:07,384
If I m elected, I
promise to attend the
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00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:09,386
finest university
within a commutable
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00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,990
many of the top universities
in the country are in the
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00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,431
nation are in the
new york/new Jersey
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00:33:14,455 --> 00:33:15,392
metropolitan area.
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00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,460
Who's gonna vote for you?
504
00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:19,997
According to my campaign
manager as many people
505
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,131
as I can get.
506
00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:25,002
We had differing
opinions on this matter
507
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,069
but I bowed to her wisdom.
508
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:30,141
Does she have a ph.D.
In political science?
509
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:34,144
Did she teach at one
of New Jersey's finest
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00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,147
institutions of higher learning?
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00:33:38,149 --> 00:33:44,522
Did she work as consultant
for Michael dukakis in 1988?
512
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:53,130
No, but she has a credit card.
513
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:57,034
Haha... right.
514
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,370
That's what politics are today...
money.
515
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:02,440
I hope I have not
hurt your feelings.
516
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,442
I can get over it
if you play shuffle
517
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,111
board with me tomorrow.
518
00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,483
Have a nice day.
519
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:18,588
Hey, you think like six of my
friends and I can share a room
520
00:34:18,589 --> 00:34:23,160
unfortunately not. We signed
a contract with the lodge
521
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,128
to abide by all their
rules and regulations.
522
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:27,330
- That blows.
- Yeah
523
00:34:27,331 --> 00:34:29,567
make sure you sign the waiver
form on the back page.
524
00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:33,336
Dynastar speed cross.
525
00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:37,107
The vertical sidewalls on
those give the skis excellent
526
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,409
edge grip and balance.
However, for an all-mountain
527
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:40,850
ski I find the
bindings to be sub-par
528
00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:43,280
compared to the
atomic blackeye ti.
529
00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:47,485
The atomics are pretty dope.
Catch you later, Bernie.
530
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:52,222
- You ski?
- Of course.
531
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,263
I was an east coast junior
olympian in kindergarten.
532
00:34:54,287 --> 00:34:55,792
My parents coached
the team until
533
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,095
they were killed
by an avalanche.
534
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,365
Your parents were
killed by an avalanche?
535
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,368
Yes, unfortunately
avalanche balloons
536
00:35:05,369 --> 00:35:07,505
weren't commonplace in 2006.
537
00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:12,143
Do you ski?
538
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:16,546
Um. No, but my dad's
been saying for years
539
00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:18,248
that he's gonna
take me to Tahoe.
540
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,250
There's plenty of
great mountains
541
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:24,322
yeah, but he lives
in California.
542
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,493
Veronica, if you don't
ski, why are you
543
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:36,267
I organize activities all the
time that I have no interest in.
544
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,536
Yeah. They have by far
the most renowned
545
00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,238
history program in the country.
546
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,241
I didn't realize you
were a history buff.
547
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:49,513
When applying to law school.
548
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:53,550
No. I want to be a
supreme court justice.
549
00:35:53,551 --> 00:36:00,291
Is the most influential
branch of our democracy.
550
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,927
Current supreme court bench
graduated from either
551
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,428
Harvard or Yale?
552
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:08,698
Towards the supreme court.
553
00:36:08,699 --> 00:36:14,171
She did but she actually
started law school
554
00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,439
at Harvard and then
transferred to Columbia.
555
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,310
The Harvard law review and
the Columbia law review.
556
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:25,482
However, a word of
advice for when you are
557
00:36:25,483 --> 00:36:26,616
on the supreme court.
558
00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:30,188
Never accept a coke
from Clarence Thomas.
559
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:34,192
Haha... you're gross, Bernie.
560
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:36,560
Do you think barf-nard
and virgin-ica are
561
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:37,728
actually dating?
562
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,231
I just ate lunch.
563
00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:46,469
Good afternoon Bernard.
564
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,574
Not unlike Martin
Luther's 95 theses
565
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:51,741
this is very heavy.
566
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:55,279
I estimate it will take up
roughly 6 pages of newsprint.
567
00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:57,981
I only have 10 pages
of newsprint.
568
00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:00,550
In your hand you
possess my official
569
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,419
declaration of candidacy
the Livingston
570
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,588
board of education.
571
00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:11,629
What does your grandfather
feel about your candidacy?
572
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,665
Well, local politics
is not his forte.
573
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,667
He much prefers shuffleboard.
574
00:37:18,636 --> 00:37:21,272
I'd like to try
shuffleboard someday.
575
00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:28,245
Salutations, post worker Wesley.
576
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,746
First class international
mail please.
577
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,414
Here's my customs form.
578
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,683
Alright.
579
00:37:34,352 --> 00:37:36,319
B, we go through this
every time, man.
580
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,622
You should use a padded
envelope to protect your tape.
581
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:40,523
Out of principle I
refuse to pay extra
582
00:37:40,524 --> 00:37:43,361
money for air wrapped in
non recyclable plastic.
583
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:48,766
Okay, but I can hook you
up with some bubble wrap.
584
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,703
Something your special lady
will enjoy just popping.
585
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,711
Let me get you another one.
586
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:03,881
Yeah. There you go.
587
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,386
I'm really glad you're not
just emailing your lady.
588
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:12,055
There's something special
about receiving that letter
589
00:38:12,056 --> 00:38:16,761
it's like the first time
you see a baby deer born.
590
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:19,529
He shoots right out of his mom
and all that little stuff
591
00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:21,666
falls out and gets
messy everywhere.
592
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,667
Can't buy that feeling.
593
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,771
And email just doesn't cut it.
594
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,306
Agreed.
595
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:34,578
Yeah, you shouldn't
cause they're watching.
596
00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,414
They're watching right now.
597
00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:41,484
Put the fluff down Bernard.
598
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,586
Start stretching.
599
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:47,824
Jehovahs
600
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,695
actually, I believe that
maybe guest iinvited over.
601
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,564
We have a game bud.
602
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,334
Hello, Bernard.
603
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,669
I hope I'm not to early.
604
00:38:58,836 --> 00:38:59,869
Please come in.
605
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,339
Thank you.
606
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,474
Grandpa, this is the
editor-in-chief of
607
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:07,845
editor-in-chief, this is
my grandfather, oswald.
608
00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:10,781
Madam
609
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,417
very pleased to me you.
610
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:15,720
What's in the bag?
611
00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:17,355
Ice cream
612
00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:20,757
you churn it yourself?
613
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:23,461
No, my friends Ben & Jerry.
614
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,831
What kind of ice cream?
615
00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:29,499
Chocolate chip cookie dough.
616
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,769
That's my grandfather's
third favorite kind.
617
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,370
Fourth.
618
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:38,542
- They should be.
- They should be.
619
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,847
Shall I put it in the freezer?
620
00:39:43,848 --> 00:39:45,749
Yes please, right through here.
621
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:46,884
Thanks.
622
00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:52,689
What's going on?
623
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:56,660
Every woman comes here,
wants to bring us sweets.
624
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,463
It is the year of the monkey.
625
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:11,174
It appears my grandson
brought hustler to our yard
626
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,778
you must be on the
shuffleboard circuit.
627
00:40:14,111 --> 00:40:16,546
I swear this is my first time.
628
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:17,648
So you re a natural?
629
00:40:17,948 --> 00:40:19,450
In some ways.
630
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,553
I was gonna take it easy on you.
631
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:23,954
What a sap.
632
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,561
Hello.
633
00:40:35,526 --> 00:40:37,046
- Your grandchild.
- Does Bernard play?
634
00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:37,902
Huh?
635
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:39,537
Does Bernard play?
636
00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:43,573
I would say barely
to that question
637
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:46,911
he's usually to busy with
his extracurriculars.
638
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:53,651
I'm finished.
639
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:58,221
Wow. I had no idea that
you were an artist.
640
00:40:58,222 --> 00:40:59,722
Hardly.
641
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:02,593
Painting is merely my preferred
mandatory school elective.
642
00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:06,230
Which is yours?
643
00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:10,835
I like orchestra. I
play the violin.
644
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,706
Just like former supreme
court justice Abe fortas.
645
00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:17,574
Yeah.
646
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,482
So, what is our next
campaign maneuver?
647
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,883
Okay we need to get the posters
around town and get your name
648
00:41:27,907 --> 00:41:29,486
out there.
649
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:34,925
I would venture to guess...
the mall.
650
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,561
Shoprite.
651
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,497
Drugstore.
652
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:40,865
Post office.
653
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:42,566
And the hospital.
654
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:46,603
I don't want people to
associate Bernie flannigan
655
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:47,671
with emergency rooms.
656
00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,042
That seems prudent.
657
00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:58,616
Bernard. Jehovas.
658
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:04,522
You know, your yard
could use some t-l-c.
659
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,990
Ma'am
660
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,894
tender loving care.
661
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:15,733
Hey, who's that?
662
00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:19,937
That's tai-yu. My
Aurora borealis.
663
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:24,741
Yes, I am in a committed,
long distance,
664
00:42:24,742 --> 00:42:26,543
loving, monogamous relationship.
665
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,680
Oh. How'd you guys meet?
666
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,549
We have been pen-pals
since the fourth grade.
667
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,017
It was a social
studies assignment.
668
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:36,052
Yeah, in Mr. Dubrow's class?
669
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:38,988
Exactly. Your pen-pal
was from Finland.
670
00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:40,857
I believe her name was evilina.
671
00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,626
- Avalina.
- Avalina.
672
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:45,162
You were in that class?
673
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,965
I sat directly behind you.
674
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,633
Your side ponytail was
a constant hindrance
675
00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:51,869
to seeing the black board.
676
00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:57,007
You remember my side ponytail?
677
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,579
Cool.
678
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:13,723
Hey honey.
679
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,059
Did you two have fun?
680
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,361
Yeah, I think so.
681
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:19,930
It was kinda hard to
tell with Bernie.
682
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,335
Mom, what do you think about
long distance relationships?
683
00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:26,936
Let me put it like this
684
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:30,640
everyone I know who's
moved from New York to la
685
00:43:30,641 --> 00:43:33,042
for their career, has wound
up ending it with their
686
00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,043
significant other.
687
00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:39,750
So they usually never
ever work out?
688
00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,119
Didn't for me and your dad.
689
00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:53,329
Whoa, I like this portrait.
690
00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:56,634
It's like singer sargent
meets Edward hopper.
691
00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:00,003
You're familiar with
the 20th century
692
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,044
American realism movement?
693
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:05,174
C'mon sweetie.
694
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:08,378
Bye you guys.
695
00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,713
Bye.
696
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,183
How was your day?
697
00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:18,055
Dude your girlfriend
is pretty chill.
698
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:20,758
She's actually my
campaign manager.
699
00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:22,726
My girlfriend lives in China.
700
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:27,363
China? Out of site,
out of mind, bro.
701
00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:29,900
Condoms on aisle six, if
you know what I mean.
702
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,208
Bernie, bro, you were
so right about the
703
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:41,011
dynastar bindings.
704
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,379
I hope you heal quickly.
705
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:46,850
Thanks, man. I'm definitely
taking your advice next year.
706
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:52,689
Ne is two dollars. Two are three dollars.
Three are four dollars.
707
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,090
The more you buy,
the more you save.
708
00:44:54,114 --> 00:44:55,883
I ll take two.
709
00:44:57,896 --> 00:44:58,896
There you go.
710
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:00,029
Thank you.
711
00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:03,833
By the way, Bernie, I
told my parents to
712
00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:04,834
vote for you bro.
713
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:05,935
Thank you.
714
00:45:05,936 --> 00:45:07,071
You got it.
715
00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:15,979
Would you like to
buy a candy gram?
716
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:18,781
Unfortunately I dont
have two dollars to
717
00:45:18,782 --> 00:45:19,782
spare today.
718
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:23,954
Well, this one is on me.
719
00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:28,726
Feel free to give it
to whoever you want.
720
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,202
This Friday night the drama
club is putting on a musical
721
00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:42,739
adaptation of Stanley kubrick's
722
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,274
seminal filmull metal jacket
723
00:45:45,275 --> 00:45:47,810
tickets are five
dollars at the door
724
00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:50,748
and I hope to see
you guys all there.
725
00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:51,982
Thanks.
726
00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,883
Thank you, Jared.
727
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,351
Emily your up next.
728
00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:58,988
Mr. Ruble cellphones away
please you know better
729
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:02,259
hey, I heard you're having
a party after the play.
730
00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:05,828
It's sort of just for
the cast of the show
731
00:46:05,829 --> 00:46:08,232
but I guess anyone can come.
732
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:09,900
Great.
733
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,103
Can I come?
734
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,140
Sure.
735
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:24,914
You look cute.
736
00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:25,982
Bye mom.
737
00:46:25,983 --> 00:46:27,117
Have fun.
738
00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:30,988
- Hello.
- Hi.
739
00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:36,859
Organizing a town hall
meeting was a great idea.
740
00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:37,860
Thank you.
741
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,932
You can take your
helmet off now.
742
00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:48,304
Welcome to 'nam.
743
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:52,142
Thanks. I brought pretzels.
744
00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:01,951
Whoa! What's up? So
youguys want some Merlot?
745
00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:04,921
But alas, I shall pass
as I rode my bike here
746
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:07,825
as a politician, cannot
risk getting a bui.
747
00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,226
Right. You want some, Veronica?
748
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:13,162
Oh no I can't.
749
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,966
I made all student council
members sign a sobriety pact.
750
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:21,037
- So.
- Alright, well you 2 have fun?
751
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,407
- We will thanks.
- Whoa!
752
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,329
This isn't a town
hall meeting, is it?
753
00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:35,021
Technically it's a party.
754
00:47:36,186 --> 00:47:38,956
So that's why you're
looking so stylish?
755
00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:44,861
Well yeah, I just
thought it could be
756
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,130
a good chance to get
your face out there.
757
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:52,201
I understand. So,
who should I put my
758
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,870
face in front of first?
759
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:58,574
So my plan would be to close the
auxiliary gym and convert it
760
00:47:58,575 --> 00:48:01,211
into a meditation garden
slash greenhouse.
761
00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:06,282
Whoah, that sounds awesome.
762
00:48:06,283 --> 00:48:08,885
I believe it could be a
great escape between
763
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,654
class periods. A place for
students to perform tai chi
764
00:48:11,655 --> 00:48:13,656
and have a safe haven
for inner reflection.
765
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:15,358
And we could grow
some stuff in there.
766
00:48:15,359 --> 00:48:17,227
Exactly, yes.
767
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,129
I'm totally gonna tell my
old manto vote for you.
768
00:48:20,130 --> 00:48:21,265
Thanks bro.
769
00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,500
Good luck, bro.
770
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,168
Are you in high school?
771
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:27,905
I used to be.
772
00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:44,186
It just occured to me that
is our first Friday night
773
00:48:44,187 --> 00:48:45,188
out together.
774
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,324
It's almost like a date.
775
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:50,093
Yes.
776
00:48:51,328 --> 00:48:53,297
Yes, I guess it almost is.
777
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,169
Is it getting a little
hot in here to you?
778
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:03,139
The warmth is probably
do to the clear
779
00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:07,044
in this clearly
over capacity room.
780
00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:12,950
Maybe we should get
some fresh air.
781
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:17,487
Actually, if you'll excuse me,
I need to use the facilities.
782
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:29,231
Dorie... dorie.
783
00:49:29,232 --> 00:49:30,967
It's Veronica.
784
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,101
- Veronica.
- Yeah.
785
00:49:32,102 --> 00:49:34,971
Did you bring Bernie here?
786
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,540
Ah... yeah.
787
00:49:37,374 --> 00:49:38,975
Is he like your boyfriend?
788
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,111
Not like offically or anything.
789
00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:44,113
Is it true that
he was test baby.
790
00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,982
I heard he was a narc.
791
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:50,454
The f.B.I.'S website
or something
792
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:55,524
you guys are student
council reps.
793
00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:57,994
You're not supposed
to be drinking.
794
00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,329
Chill out, Veronica. We're
just having some fun.
795
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:02,132
Maybe you're the narc.
796
00:50:02,265 --> 00:50:04,101
Did you check out
her chopsticks?
797
00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:09,473
♪ Acoustic music plays ♪
798
00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:27,290
What the hell is going here?
799
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,226
Busted.
800
00:50:30,227 --> 00:50:31,394
Where's my son?
801
00:50:31,395 --> 00:50:33,063
I'm here mom.
802
00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:37,134
What in god's name
are you wearing?
803
00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,636
It's from a play that I was in.
804
00:50:40,737 --> 00:50:43,406
Jesus Christ. I thought
we talked about his whole
805
00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:45,141
theater thing.
806
00:50:45,142 --> 00:50:46,109
Sorry.
807
00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:49,479
Excuse me, are you
the home owners?
808
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:51,414
Perfect.
809
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:55,151
May I suggest you place a lastic
bag weighted with pebbles
810
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:58,087
into your toilet tank.
Displacing water in this manner
811
00:50:58,088 --> 00:51:00,322
allows you to save 5
to 10 gallons a day.
812
00:51:00,323 --> 00:51:03,592
It's good for the environment
and fiscally responsible.
813
00:51:03,593 --> 00:51:05,461
Who the hell are you?
814
00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,597
My name's Bernard flannigan.
815
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,167
I'm running for the
board of education.
816
00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,471
There's no need to
worry I sanitzed.
817
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:21,211
Bye Veronica. Bye Bernie.
818
00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:24,414
I believe that went
moderately well.
819
00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:30,620
Is it true you once hacked
into the FBI's website?
820
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:33,356
Of course not.
821
00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:38,361
It was the epa.
822
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:42,132
♪ Romantic music plays ♪
823
00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:55,278
Alright break it up kids.
824
00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:03,220
Goodnight.
825
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,556
Goodnight.
826
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:16,500
Mom, what's the best way
for me to make a friend
827
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,202
into more than a friend.
828
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:25,141
Well, do you remember
when haden got together
829
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,542
with Benson?
830
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:27,910
Yes.
831
00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:29,245
Of course.
832
00:52:29,246 --> 00:52:32,648
Of course haden thought Benson
was beautiful and charming,
833
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:35,719
but he also found her
to be mysterious.
834
00:52:36,353 --> 00:52:39,355
She hadn't had a serious love
interest for 13 seasons.
835
00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:40,590
Don't aske me why.
836
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:45,294
Anyway, haden knew that it
would take a lot of work to
837
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:47,230
get Benson to see him
in a romantic light
838
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:49,733
he's willing to put
in that effort
839
00:52:51,234 --> 00:52:52,902
even if it meant
stretching the boundaries
840
00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:54,503
of their working relationship.
841
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,305
Like when he met her
at her favorite
842
00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:58,441
donut shop and wooed her
on her own home turf.
843
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,546
Does that make sense?
844
00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:05,282
Yeah.
845
00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:09,186
Yeah, I think so.
846
00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:28,737
What are you doing?
847
00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:30,707
Cutting your grass.
848
00:53:31,608 --> 00:53:34,443
I can see that! But why?
849
00:53:34,444 --> 00:53:37,346
Because it'll help you fit
into the community better.
850
00:53:37,347 --> 00:53:39,648
It s another part of your
political self-transformation,
851
00:53:39,649 --> 00:53:41,550
you know, like
changing your name
852
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:42,818
or restyling your hair.
853
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:48,591
I appreciate the thought but
annihilating an ecosystem
854
00:53:48,592 --> 00:53:52,295
for political appearances
is not my modus operandi.
855
00:53:54,998 --> 00:53:58,467
Relax, look at the yard.
856
00:53:58,468 --> 00:54:01,437
Needs a little tlc.
That's what she's doing.
857
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:02,538
Tlc?
858
00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:03,739
Yeah.
859
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:08,477
Bernard think of it
as a controlled burn.
860
00:54:08,478 --> 00:54:10,379
You know what
controlled burn is?
861
00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:11,947
- Yes.
- Okay.
862
00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:13,782
It's when you put
fire to the forest
863
00:54:13,783 --> 00:54:17,519
yes okay so.
864
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:21,391
Oh by the way. I found
this in your grass.
865
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:26,529
Thank you.
866
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,265
Of course.
867
00:54:29,499 --> 00:54:31,268
Thank you ma'am.
868
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,614
Oh boy.
869
00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:23,753
That's enough of that.
870
00:55:25,042 --> 00:55:26,522
Why is it that we're
always meeting at
871
00:55:26,523 --> 00:55:28,458
this franchise I so disdain?
872
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:30,191
Cause you need to show
the community that
873
00:55:30,215 --> 00:55:31,394
you're one of them,
874
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:34,597
very well. Let's proceed.
875
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,602
So, what is our first order
of business for today?
876
00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:43,540
Who do you think is the
prettiest girl in our class?
877
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,343
I don't see how that
relates to the campaign.
878
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,812
The meeting hasn't started yet.
879
00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:52,382
So who's the prettiest?
880
00:55:54,751 --> 00:56:00,957
Beauty in itself is such
an abstract concept.
881
00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:07,397
Well, you clearly
like asians, right?
882
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,632
One could say I am a
connoisseur of more
883
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,369
ethnic women. Yes.
884
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,896
However, my palette isn't
always preferential
885
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,788
to the Asian continent.
886
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,644
Well what about me?
887
00:56:21,911 --> 00:56:24,381
Do you think I'm pretty?
888
00:56:29,619 --> 00:56:30,954
Yes, Veronica.
889
00:56:31,521 --> 00:56:32,961
I think you have a
beautiful mind and
890
00:56:32,985 --> 00:56:34,620
a beautiful body.
891
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:40,162
So can we get back
to the campaign now
892
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:41,965
yes of course.
893
00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:46,435
Item one. Winning the support
of the Livingston weekly.
894
00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:48,170
The paper will be
endorsing two candidates.
895
00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:50,172
It is imperative they back you.
896
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:51,813
I believe I may have
inadvertently started
897
00:56:51,837 --> 00:56:54,906
good. Now take it up a notch.
898
00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:02,552
Grandpa, what is on your
schedule this fine Saturday.
899
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:04,554
Saturday?
900
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:14,964
Breakfast, lunch, maybe a
nap, shuffleboard and dinner.
901
00:57:15,532 --> 00:57:17,533
Could you squeeze a
voyage to the cinema
902
00:57:17,534 --> 00:57:19,168
somewhere into your
hectic itinerary?
903
00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:22,639
Can you promise me
it won't be 3-d?
904
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,920
I hope you don't think
that low of me.
905
00:57:25,975 --> 00:57:28,611
I go to the cinema
for the stories.
906
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:30,979
If I wanted to feel as if a
bird or a ball were flying at
907
00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:32,915
my face I'd simply
go to the park.
908
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,850
Save myself 16 dollars.
909
00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:35,985
I'm in.
910
00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:38,455
Wonderful.
911
00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:42,459
Would you mind if
invited a friend.
912
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:44,827
Oh boy.
913
00:57:44,828 --> 00:57:47,564
♪ Dramatic music plays ♪
914
00:58:01,578 --> 00:58:04,614
If you excuse me, I have a
sudden craving for smarties.
915
00:58:11,688 --> 00:58:13,590
Have you ever been to Paris?
916
00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:19,996
My wife and I always
talked about it.
917
00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:24,067
We never found the time.
918
00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:28,638
My husband took me for our
twenty-fifth anniversary.
919
00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:35,845
Is it really the most
romantic city in the world?
920
00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:40,884
Well, I haven't been
everywhere so I couldn't say.
921
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,560
If you could do the writing?
922
00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:54,531
Where do you see
yourself going next?
923
00:58:55,665 --> 00:59:00,803
I've heard Lithuania a
is lovely in the spring.
924
00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:06,109
Lithuania wow.
925
00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:09,879
A long walk from
her to Lithuania.
926
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,850
Oswald
927
00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:19,889
would like you to come
to dinner on Monday?
928
00:59:20,089 --> 00:59:22,692
Mondays not good for Bernard.
929
00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:27,663
I thought maybe it
could just be the two
930
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:29,565
of us. I think we're old
enough not to need a
931
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,633
chaperone.
932
00:59:38,107 --> 00:59:39,709
Did I miss anything?
933
00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,113
Why are we doing this?
934
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,583
It's months away from
anyone's birthday.
935
00:59:47,617 --> 00:59:49,985
You shouldn't need a special
occasion to see people
936
00:59:49,986 --> 00:59:51,854
that you love.
937
00:59:54,691 --> 00:59:55,992
Hello grandmother.
938
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:59,662
Hello mother. Hello father.
939
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,165
Hi ya'll.
940
01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:05,668
I brought you some
sunflowers today.
941
01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:08,604
And to borrow from the
Jewish tradition,
942
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,007
I have brought rocks to
place on your graves
943
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,644
to signify my enduring
love and memory of you.
944
01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:23,752
I come bearing
some exciting news
945
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,593
I'm now an official
candidate for the livinston
946
01:00:25,617 --> 01:00:27,055
board of education.
947
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:29,759
You know what he also has?
948
01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:33,962
He also has a girl.
949
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,065
Who comes by the house.
950
01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:40,035
And they go to his bedroom.
951
01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:41,871
Her name is Veronica krauss.
952
01:00:42,705 --> 01:00:44,707
She's my campaign manager.
953
01:00:47,777 --> 01:00:49,845
Grandpa also has new friend.
954
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,981
I got a new pair
of shoes last...
955
01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,683
Ah... what was it?
956
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:56,985
98 when you bought me
that pair of shoes
957
01:00:56,986 --> 01:01:00,422
well, these are new. They
don't fit as good as your's
958
01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:02,725
darling but they're.
959
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,728
I like them.
960
01:01:07,163 --> 01:01:10,133
♪ Melodic piano music plays ♪
961
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:16,138
Why didn't you tell everybody
about the editor-in-chief?
962
01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:17,907
There's nothing to tell.
963
01:01:20,043 --> 01:01:21,276
Everything is on pace
964
01:01:21,277 --> 01:01:28,083
perfect Veronica.
My only question is
965
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:30,086
who's gonna be your luck date?
966
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:35,157
I'd like to thank principal
greely for allowing us to hold
967
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:36,825
this pep rally today.
968
01:01:36,826 --> 01:01:39,094
For the first time in
my three years at lhs
969
01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:42,064
we're gathered here not to
cheer on a sport or an athlete
970
01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:43,899
but rather to show our
support for a selfless
971
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,067
member of our student body.
972
01:01:45,068 --> 01:01:48,704
Please put your hands
together for the next member
973
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,425
member of the Livingston
board of education.
974
01:01:50,449 --> 01:01:51,741
Bernie flannigan.
975
01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:10,893
Thank you, Livingston
high school.
976
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:16,865
Next month I will be
representing us, the students,
977
01:02:16,866 --> 01:02:19,735
in the board of
education elections.
978
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:23,071
I ask that all of you
who can, not only vote
979
01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:26,007
but also encourage your
parents or guardians
980
01:02:26,008 --> 01:02:27,209
to do the same.
981
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:30,846
Next week I will be engaging
in a political debate with
982
01:02:30,847 --> 01:02:33,115
the other candidates at
the spring pta meeting.
983
01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:35,884
I hope that you come
and show your support.
984
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:38,286
If your parents see your
fervor for your education
985
01:02:38,287 --> 01:02:40,155
we can only hope it
will inspire them
986
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:42,191
to cast a ballot for change.
987
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,094
Since I declared my candidacy,
I have heard from so many
988
01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:49,831
your ideas and concerns
resonate with me.
989
01:02:49,832 --> 01:02:52,234
For example, there is David
shankles, a freshman,
990
01:02:52,235 --> 01:02:54,503
who would like for all
students to have iPads
991
01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:57,172
or kindles or some
form of a pdf reader.
992
01:02:57,173 --> 01:02:59,841
David is tired of
carrying around his books
993
01:02:59,842 --> 01:03:01,543
as I'm sure most of you are.
994
01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:05,313
This is 2016 and we have
an opportunity to save
995
01:03:05,314 --> 01:03:08,985
our backs but also
thousands of trees.
996
01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:13,255
Then there's Sally
stephenson, a sophomore.
997
01:03:13,256 --> 01:03:15,991
Who ask me to look
into more field trips.
998
01:03:15,992 --> 01:03:18,894
Livingston is throwing
distance from New York City.
999
01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:20,562
And some of the best
museums in the world.
1000
01:03:20,563 --> 01:03:22,197
Yet how many of you
have ever been to
1001
01:03:22,198 --> 01:03:23,532
the natural history museum?
1002
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:26,068
Please, raise your
hand if you have.
1003
01:03:28,137 --> 01:03:31,107
Please lower your hands if
you went with your family.
1004
01:03:35,077 --> 01:03:36,411
As I suspected.
1005
01:03:36,412 --> 01:03:40,950
I, for one, think the
township should be ashamed.
1006
01:03:42,051 --> 01:03:45,086
Finally, there's Russel
wachtler, a senior,
1007
01:03:45,087 --> 01:03:47,222
who suggested to me that
in the nurse's office
1008
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,891
there should be a
basket of free condoms.
1009
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,837
Students are mature enough
to vote and to fight in wars
1010
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,238
so surely they should be mature
enough to have protected sex.
1011
01:04:04,262 --> 01:04:05,262
Am I right?
1012
01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:09,845
So please go home and
tell your parents
1013
01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,314
to vote for me Bernie
flannigan to be your
1014
01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:14,984
to be your voice on the
Livingston board of education.
1015
01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,860
Shall we begin the debate prep?
1016
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,062
Yes. What's your opinion
on school vouchers?
1017
01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:29,631
I think they're a good thing
in a free market economy.
1018
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:31,712
Public education could use
the competition especially
1019
01:04:31,713 --> 01:04:32,947
in lower-income areas.
1020
01:04:32,948 --> 01:04:36,137
Name three things you would
cut from the school budget.
1021
01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:39,274
French. All processed
food from the cafeteria.
1022
01:04:39,275 --> 01:04:42,143
The gifted and talented
program in elementary school.
1023
01:04:42,144 --> 01:04:43,645
You would cut gifted
and talented?
1024
01:04:43,646 --> 01:04:45,313
Yeah I was in gifted
and talented.
1025
01:04:45,314 --> 01:04:49,351
However, I'm confident telling
90% of elementary school
1026
01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:51,586
children that they do
not qualify for g&t
1027
01:04:51,587 --> 01:04:53,587
is not a very good thing
for childhood development.
1028
01:04:53,611 --> 01:04:56,157
That's great. Can we
stop for one secdond?
1029
01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,961
One second. I gotta
catch my breath.
1030
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,965
Why did we have to
prep while jogging?
1031
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:06,035
Studies show that the brain
is at its sharpest while
1032
01:05:10,673 --> 01:05:12,475
are you ready for some sit-ups?
1033
01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,411
Are you serious?
1034
01:05:38,701 --> 01:05:40,269
Can I tell you something?
1035
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:42,071
Of course.
1036
01:05:44,407 --> 01:05:46,943
I got an a-in gym last year.
1037
01:05:47,410 --> 01:05:49,144
- There's nothing
wrong with an a-
1038
01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:51,247
yes there is
1039
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:56,052
that a-screwed up my gpa.
Because of it I'm
1040
01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:59,121
♪ 2 in our class.
1041
01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:10,433
It's okay to not to be ♪1.
1042
01:06:13,302 --> 01:06:15,504
Not if you want to go to Yale.
1043
01:06:19,041 --> 01:06:20,276
Ok.
1044
01:06:22,078 --> 01:06:23,078
Oh no.
1045
01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:24,547
You owe 4 sets of 20.
1046
01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,249
PDA, anyone?
1047
01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:30,285
They need to get a room.
1048
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:31,753
When is your turn?
1049
01:06:31,754 --> 01:06:33,990
After your 4 sets of 20.
1050
01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:40,295
Hello, you've reached the
flannigans be brief.
1051
01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:45,133
Hello oswald. It's Barbara.
1052
01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:47,769
I was wondering if you'd like
to come over later for dinner.
1053
01:06:47,770 --> 01:06:51,406
Also next week there's a
lecture at the library
1054
01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:53,607
on Russian oligarchs. I thought
you might be interested.
1055
01:06:53,631 --> 01:06:55,143
I thought you might
be interested.
1056
01:06:55,144 --> 01:06:57,545
In any case give it.
Give me a call.
1057
01:06:57,546 --> 01:06:59,280
One way or the other.
1058
01:06:59,281 --> 01:07:02,451
Well okay bye.
1059
01:07:04,553 --> 01:07:07,022
What's your stance
on teacher tenure?
1060
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:12,293
However I also think
they should be judged on
1061
01:07:12,294 --> 01:07:14,575
their annual performance. Just
like ever other profession.
1062
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,467
I love that dress.
1063
01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:22,238
It's quite lovely.
1064
01:07:26,175 --> 01:07:28,543
Hypothetically speaking,
if you were to take anyone
1065
01:07:28,544 --> 01:07:30,379
to junior prom, who
would you take?
1066
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,581
Of course I would take tai-yu.
1067
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:35,051
Right.
1068
01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:37,553
I meant someone local.
1069
01:07:42,258 --> 01:07:44,660
Well, hypothetically speaking
1070
01:07:45,361 --> 01:07:47,642
if I didn't have a girlfriend
who lives ten thousand miles
1071
01:07:47,666 --> 01:07:51,436
away, I would probably take...
You.
1072
01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:01,077
And who would you
take to the prom?
1073
01:08:02,311 --> 01:08:04,146
Hypothetically speaking.
1074
01:08:06,215 --> 01:08:08,084
I guess I would take you too.
1075
01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:14,089
We should probably get going.
1076
01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,130
I have a number of errands
to run before the debate.
1077
01:08:16,154 --> 01:08:17,422
Yeah. No me too.
1078
01:08:26,335 --> 01:08:29,205
You shouldn't smoke
marijuana, Mike.
1079
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,607
Next.
1080
01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:35,443
Hi, Wesley. I have
some letters to mail.
1081
01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:37,312
What are all these?
1082
01:08:37,313 --> 01:08:39,314
Just some campaign
literature about Bernie.
1083
01:08:39,315 --> 01:08:41,282
I'm sending fliers to every
registered independent
1084
01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:45,120
oh man, Bernie is lucky
to have you on his side.
1085
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:50,391
Oh yeah. That reminds me. Here.
1086
01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:53,661
He gave me his key and
a signed authorization
1087
01:08:53,662 --> 01:08:57,233
he's been super busy lately.
Is that okay?
1088
01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:01,469
This checks out. Let
me go grab it for you.
1089
01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:02,470
I'll be right back.
1090
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:03,606
Great thank you.
1091
01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:06,341
Hey evelyne, you want lunch?
1092
01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:10,546
Catfish, tuna fish...
All kinds of fish.
1093
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,282
Alright here we go.
1094
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:15,517
Thank you so much.
1095
01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:16,385
Good luck. Have a good one.
1096
01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,520
See you.
1097
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,722
♪ Upbeat music plays ♪
1098
01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:05,533
E-wo, hello ber-yard.
I ope you nice.
1099
01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:10,638
Tis is har to say but I tink
we ould see otter pee-pow.
1100
01:10:10,639 --> 01:10:16,477
Be far away har. Very har.
An now you no
1101
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,413
stu-dy a-broa-d.
1102
01:10:18,414 --> 01:10:22,250
Our love drift like LAN-tern
1103
01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,919
- at the moon fes-ti-val.
- She's breaking up with him.
1104
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,223
LAN-tern fly in air
like big fire-fly.
1105
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:34,730
Very Beau-ti-ful. Then
dis-a-ppear and burn.
1106
01:10:37,366 --> 01:10:40,268
Good evening. We could all
take our seats please
1107
01:10:40,269 --> 01:10:42,504
and settle in. Thank
you very much.
1108
01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:45,640
First off, I want to welcome
everyone here tonight.
1109
01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:47,542
As well as the viewers
at home who are watching
1110
01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:49,345
on public access.
1111
01:10:49,945 --> 01:10:51,946
Tonight's format
will be very simple.
1112
01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:53,682
If you have a question
for a candidates,
1113
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,385
raise your hand and
I'll call on you.
1114
01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,655
Who wants to lead us off tonight
with the first question?
1115
01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:02,324
Yes, in the back.
1116
01:11:03,292 --> 01:11:05,994
Yes, Ms. Parikh, I would
like to know what would
1117
01:11:05,995 --> 01:11:08,264
your major goals be if
you are re-elected?
1118
01:11:10,399 --> 01:11:12,634
My major goal would be to
ensure that every school
1119
01:11:12,635 --> 01:11:16,271
in the district meets the
blue ribbon of excellence
1120
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,806
standard. If we can
accomplish this feat
1121
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:21,644
it means we will have done a
lot of little things right.
1122
01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,417
That is in accordance with
Lincoln-Douglas style debate.
1123
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,418
- Greely what is this?
- Wait a second.
1124
01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:31,552
This not a debate.
1125
01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:34,555
Marshal is sick. I gonna have
to rearrange the whole schedule
1126
01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:35,556
honey I'm so sorry.
1127
01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:40,596
We'll have everyone have
a chance for a rebuttal
1128
01:11:41,563 --> 01:11:43,564
as long as you keep it to
one minute, understood.
1129
01:11:43,565 --> 01:11:44,666
Yes, thank you.
1130
01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:45,801
One minute.
1131
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,841
In that time frame, only
one new school within our
1132
01:11:53,742 --> 01:11:56,845
the current board of education
has been in place for five years
1133
01:11:57,579 --> 01:12:00,315
and in that time only one new
school within our district
1134
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,484
is qualified for the blue
ribbon of excellence
1135
01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:05,320
however governmental awards are
not what we should be striving
1136
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:08,423
for. Our only concern
should be in improvement.
1137
01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:11,326
Livingston's scholastic test
scores though above the national
1138
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,695
average have plateaued for
three years straight.
1139
01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:17,699
And it's good to be good, but
it is better to be the best.
1140
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:21,369
Wow, father can I run for
the board of educaiton.
1141
01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:23,471
The choice is clear, Livingston.
1142
01:12:23,472 --> 01:12:25,406
You can stick with the
old regime and continue
1143
01:12:25,407 --> 01:12:27,642
with the oppression of our
student or you can rise up
1144
01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:32,347
let the board of education know
that this town needs new ideas.
1145
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,615
Out with the old,
in with the new.
1146
01:12:40,389 --> 01:12:42,390
Very inspiring
1147
01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:43,359
haha.
1148
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:47,763
Bernard you were great in there.
1149
01:12:48,630 --> 01:12:51,532
I hope it was enough to gain the
Livingston weekly's endorsement.
1150
01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:53,735
Well there are a lot of
factors to figure in
1151
01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:57,505
so we'll see but regardless
I am so impressed on how
1152
01:12:57,506 --> 01:12:59,375
hard you've worked
on this campaign.
1153
01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,580
How's your grandfather?
1154
01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:08,616
I haven't heard from
him in a few weeks.
1155
01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:10,418
Well he's been quite busy
1156
01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:12,588
reading Robert caro's tetralogy
on president Johnson.
1157
01:13:12,688 --> 01:13:14,423
Oh I see.
1158
01:13:15,524 --> 01:13:18,626
I see how that might
take up a lot of time.
1159
01:13:18,627 --> 01:13:20,462
You were amazing.
1160
01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:23,798
The clear cut winner.
1161
01:13:23,799 --> 01:13:26,634
Do you mind if I steal Bernie a minute?
I just need to talk
1162
01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:27,735
to him in private.
1163
01:13:27,736 --> 01:13:30,438
No not all, go ahead.
1164
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:31,673
Thank you. Come on.
1165
01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:43,819
I need you to listen
to something.
1166
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,660
E-wo, hello, ber-yard.
I ope you nice.
1167
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:57,699
Tis is har to say but I tink
we ould see otter pee-pow.
1168
01:14:02,538 --> 01:14:03,972
I'm so sorry.
1169
01:14:09,812 --> 01:14:11,747
Where did you get that tape?
1170
01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:22,524
You opened my mail?
1171
01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,162
Just that letter.
1172
01:14:28,163 --> 01:14:30,699
That is a federal
offense, Veronica.
1173
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:34,735
Twenty five thousand
dollars and be faced with
1174
01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:40,007
- done that. I couldn't.
- Never become a supreme
1175
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:46,682
no, do not call me Bernie.
My name is Bernard.
1176
01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:53,055
Don't you know what this means?
1177
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,892
It means you're even more
self-centered than I originally
1178
01:14:57,893 --> 01:14:59,026
thought.
1179
01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:03,664
No, no it means that
we can be together.
1180
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:06,934
Be together? I could never be with you.
The only person you
1181
01:15:06,935 --> 01:15:10,238
care about is yourself.
Everything you do is about you.
1182
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:14,208
Only because you think it'll help you.
You organize
1183
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:16,369
fund-raisers and ski trip
snot because you care whether
1184
01:15:16,393 --> 01:15:18,513
or not other people want
them but because it'll look
1185
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,649
and let's be honest,
the only reason
1186
01:15:21,650 --> 01:15:24,051
that you even befriended
me in the first place
1187
01:15:24,052 --> 01:15:26,521
is because you wanted me
to get rid of glass rank
1188
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,482
so that Yale wouldn't know
you weren't number one.
1189
01:15:28,506 --> 01:15:30,825
Want to know how I know that
1190
01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:32,628
you only care about yourself?
1191
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:36,064
You never even asked
me what I was ranked.
1192
01:15:38,233 --> 01:15:39,968
So let me tell you.
1193
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,571
I'm number one.
1194
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:49,945
You're number one?
1195
01:15:56,852 --> 01:15:59,555
Why didn't you say anything?
1196
01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:02,690
I was trying to help you.
1197
01:16:02,691 --> 01:16:07,328
No, no you are a hypocrite.
1198
01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:10,031
You are just as selfish as me.
1199
01:16:10,032 --> 01:16:12,700
Everything you do is about you.
1200
01:16:12,701 --> 01:16:14,969
You only want the
school to teach Chinese
1201
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:17,271
so you can talk to
your girlfriend.
1202
01:16:17,272 --> 01:16:19,707
The only reason you only
want bike lanes in town
1203
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:22,644
because you are the only
one ride a stupid bicycle.
1204
01:16:23,712 --> 01:16:26,781
You didn't try helping me.
You used me,
1205
01:16:26,782 --> 01:16:28,717
just like I used you.
1206
01:16:29,851 --> 01:16:31,285
You betrayed me.
1207
01:16:31,286 --> 01:16:33,988
I know I shouldn't have
opened that letter
1208
01:16:33,989 --> 01:16:35,857
but at least I was honest
with you about it.
1209
01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:39,594
I couldn't have pretended
like I had no idea
1210
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,763
which is exactly
what you did to me.
1211
01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:44,933
So fuck you.
1212
01:16:56,645 --> 01:16:58,013
Dammit!
1213
01:17:02,751 --> 01:17:04,219
♪ Melancholy music plays ♪
1214
01:17:45,761 --> 01:17:48,029
Hey Bernie my older sisters
having a party this weekend
1215
01:17:48,030 --> 01:17:51,766
it'll be a great opportunity
to meet some new voters
1216
01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:54,802
thank you but I'm no longer
actively campaigning.
1217
01:17:54,803 --> 01:17:55,803
So sad.
1218
01:17:55,804 --> 01:17:56,938
Your lost.
1219
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,685
I think barf-nard
dumped virgin-ica.
1220
01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:12,820
No, I think virgin-ica
dumped barf-nard.
1221
01:18:31,973 --> 01:18:35,977
Hey, very nice shot.
1222
01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:40,082
How did you know that
you loved grandma?
1223
01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:44,920
About a thousand different ways.
1224
01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:49,991
First of all she was
my best friend.
1225
01:18:50,992 --> 01:18:55,129
Secondly we met when
we're about 12.
1226
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:59,134
Didn't start dating
until we were 17
1227
01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:02,304
and we were inseparable.
1228
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:08,075
She not only completed
me but she pushed me
1229
01:19:08,076 --> 01:19:12,480
in ways that I would
never ever push myself.
1230
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:18,019
I was just like a motionless
disc and she was my cue.
1231
01:19:21,957 --> 01:19:24,960
I feel like a motionless
disc these days.
1232
01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:31,900
You know I have a phd
in political science
1233
01:19:32,868 --> 01:19:39,273
but despite that I think
that I might I know a thing
1234
01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:41,810
or two about love.
1235
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:48,849
When you find somebody
who makes you feel
1236
01:19:48,850 --> 01:19:53,822
that you want be a 10.
Hang on to her.
1237
01:19:53,922 --> 01:19:56,791
Put your arms around her
keep her next to you
1238
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,160
for as long as you live.
Cherish her.
1239
01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:03,198
It's as simple as that and you know what?
You'll know.
1240
01:20:03,865 --> 01:20:07,068
The minute it happens
to you and she'll know
1241
01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:11,807
unless she's a jerk.
1242
01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:23,351
Now everybody looks good
in a little black dress.
1243
01:20:24,119 --> 01:20:28,088
I like it a lot but I
don't know if I love it.
1244
01:20:28,089 --> 01:20:31,192
Well forget it then I only want
you to wear a dress you love.
1245
01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:32,828
Come on let's keep looking.
1246
01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:36,096
I think it will look
perfect on you.
1247
01:20:36,097 --> 01:20:37,364
That's your mother
1248
01:20:37,365 --> 01:20:38,834
did you have to say that?
1249
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:46,007
Oh that is stunning.
1250
01:20:46,942 --> 01:20:49,211
That would be perfect on you.
1251
01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:57,118
Mom I messed up.
1252
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,122
Sweetie, no, everybody messes up
1253
01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:03,458
no not you.
1254
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:05,125
Are you kidding?
1255
01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:07,995
Baby I mess up all the time.
1256
01:21:07,996 --> 01:21:09,397
- You do?
- Yes.
1257
01:21:09,998 --> 01:21:11,867
Yes
1258
01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:13,168
okay
1259
01:21:13,169 --> 01:21:16,337
I'm gonna tell you a story
I've never told you.
1260
01:21:16,338 --> 01:21:21,242
Back in high was in love with
a boy named Kevin Cooper
1261
01:21:21,243 --> 01:21:24,111
oh, he was handsome,
kind talented
1262
01:21:24,112 --> 01:21:26,146
he had the lead in the
high school musical
1263
01:21:26,147 --> 01:21:28,015
every year and he
was the captain
1264
01:21:28,016 --> 01:21:29,016
of the cross country team
1265
01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:34,021
all I wanted was for him
to be my boyfriend.
1266
01:21:34,022 --> 01:21:39,193
So for the next 3 years I
began to flirt with him.
1267
01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:41,930
Yet, he only looked
at me as a friend.
1268
01:21:42,163 --> 01:21:43,497
So my senior year
1269
01:21:43,498 --> 01:21:46,967
I decided the best way
to get Kevin to see me
1270
01:21:46,968 --> 01:21:49,048
in a romantic light was to
flirt with his best friend
1271
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:53,173
now I know it was wrong to
use Craig to get to Kevin.
1272
01:21:53,174 --> 01:21:55,911
I didn't care. I
really liked Kevin.
1273
01:21:57,078 --> 01:22:02,049
One night at a party, our
flirting went a little to far
1274
01:22:02,050 --> 01:22:04,352
and we ended up making out
1275
01:22:06,187 --> 01:22:08,022
did Kevin like you after that?
1276
01:22:08,023 --> 01:22:10,691
No, what he hated me.
1277
01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:12,393
Turns out he was gay
as a French horn and
1278
01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:14,329
Craig was his boyfriend.
1279
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:18,967
Craig broke up with him
because he cheated with me.
1280
01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:23,337
My point is I hated
myself for what I did.
1281
01:22:23,338 --> 01:22:25,973
Not only did I not
Kevin as my boyfriend.
1282
01:22:25,974 --> 01:22:27,309
I lost him as my friend.
1283
01:22:28,977 --> 01:22:30,945
Did you guys make up after that?
1284
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,949
Yeah, we did. Summer
after graduation.
1285
01:22:34,349 --> 01:22:36,184
What did you do?
1286
01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:40,088
Said I was sorry.
1287
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,991
♪ Music plays ♪
1288
01:22:44,225 --> 01:22:46,061
Hey man.
1289
01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:49,097
Salutations.
1290
01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:52,133
Saw you on t.V. You rocked it.
1291
01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:54,102
Thank you.
1292
01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:01,242
Hey are you feeling alright?
1293
01:23:03,244 --> 01:23:05,513
Your observational
skills are acute.
1294
01:23:08,016 --> 01:23:09,985
You want to talk about it?
1295
01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:12,387
Like psychotherapy?
1296
01:23:12,721 --> 01:23:15,256
I was thinking
more like friends.
1297
01:23:23,131 --> 01:23:27,134
Attention shoppers,
planning a special event?
1298
01:23:27,135 --> 01:23:30,005
We'll be sure to visit
our catering department.
1299
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,341
These are all originals?
1300
01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:38,113
Yeah, it's a little
bit of everything.
1301
01:23:40,315 --> 01:23:41,516
Check this out.
1302
01:23:53,428 --> 01:23:55,563
You've captured my essence.
1303
01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:05,105
Where did you learn
to paint like this?
1304
01:24:05,106 --> 01:24:06,307
Yale.
1305
01:24:08,743 --> 01:24:10,178
You went to Yale?
1306
01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:13,281
Summa cum laude, bro.
1307
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,650
♪ Music plays ♪
1308
01:24:46,314 --> 01:24:48,083
I need a favor.
1309
01:24:50,351 --> 01:24:53,188
Why are you wearing oven mitts?
1310
01:24:55,223 --> 01:25:00,095
Cause the quiche is still hot.
Will you buy that?
1311
01:25:01,496 --> 01:25:03,198
Come on in.
1312
01:25:08,803 --> 01:25:12,607
That was a lot more fun
than shuffleboard.
1313
01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:20,214
Yes it was. Yes it was.
1314
01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:21,548
♪ Music plays ♪
1315
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:33,561
And a good morning to you sir.
1316
01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:38,700
Did you mix up your
medications, grandpa?
1317
01:25:40,201 --> 01:25:43,570
You have a glow to
you this morning.
1318
01:25:43,571 --> 01:25:47,575
Haha... I'm thrilled
to be alive.
1319
01:25:50,879 --> 01:25:52,213
What's the matter?
1320
01:25:55,283 --> 01:25:58,252
The editor-in-chief has
assassinated my political
1321
01:25:58,253 --> 01:25:59,253
aspirations.
1322
01:26:00,321 --> 01:26:02,223
Let me see this.
1323
01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:11,865
There has never been a candidate
like Bernard k. Flannigan.
1324
01:26:11,866 --> 01:26:14,401
Hhe would be an
influential member
1325
01:26:14,402 --> 01:26:18,872
although we cannot in
good conscious endorse
1326
01:26:18,873 --> 01:26:24,178
we have no doubt we will
be hearing his name
1327
01:26:24,179 --> 01:26:27,714
for years to come.
In fact, we think
1328
01:26:27,715 --> 01:26:30,350
it would do Bernard
a great disservice
1329
01:26:30,351 --> 01:26:32,686
to shackle him with a four
year board of education
1330
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:36,490
commitment instead of allowing
him to spread his wings
1331
01:26:36,491 --> 01:26:39,259
at an out-of-state university.
Now what the hell is the matter
1332
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:40,561
with that?
1333
01:26:40,562 --> 01:26:45,832
Political science 401 class.
1334
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:48,969
Okay, so you're out you lose.
That's it.
1335
01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:52,240
Go ahead and quit. Walk away.
1336
01:26:54,509 --> 01:26:55,777
Quit.
1337
01:27:06,588 --> 01:27:10,558
Been granted permission by the
principal to miss classes today.
1338
01:27:12,327 --> 01:27:15,496
Would you like to accompany
me as I campaign?
1339
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:22,237
♪ Upbeate music plays ♪
1340
01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:42,457
I'll be right back.
1341
01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:46,594
What am I supposed to do, huh?
1342
01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:55,002
Big day, b.
1343
01:27:55,003 --> 01:27:56,536
Indeed it is. Did I
receive any mail?
1344
01:27:56,537 --> 01:27:58,272
- No.
- Okay.
1345
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:04,411
In 1948. But alas he beat Dewey
1346
01:28:04,412 --> 01:28:07,014
despite a three-way
split in his own party.
1347
01:28:07,015 --> 01:28:08,883
Got my fingers
crossed for you, b.
1348
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:15,822
Excuse me ma'am. Hi, I'm
zev August from lhs live!
1349
01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:19,026
To get some insight
into today's election.
1350
01:28:19,027 --> 01:28:20,947
Would you mind sharing
with us who you voted for?
1351
01:28:20,971 --> 01:28:24,431
Um, I voted for the two adults.
1352
01:28:24,432 --> 01:28:26,667
You heard it here first. The
exit polls are trending
1353
01:28:26,668 --> 01:28:29,436
towards the incumbents.
However, the polls will be open
1354
01:28:29,437 --> 01:28:31,438
for another five hours so
there's still a chance
1355
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:35,410
for Bernie flannigan, the
hope of the high school.
1356
01:29:00,368 --> 01:29:03,570
Veronica I have consulted
various medical journals
1357
01:29:03,571 --> 01:29:05,505
and have discovered
that it is physically
1358
01:29:05,506 --> 01:29:07,741
impossible to choke to death
from swallowing your own
1359
01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:10,478
pride so with that let me say.
1360
01:29:16,718 --> 01:29:18,453
Is everything ok, sweetie?
1361
01:29:18,686 --> 01:29:22,557
Yeah, everything is good.
1362
01:29:23,391 --> 01:29:26,361
I need your opinion though.
1363
01:29:27,428 --> 01:29:28,428
Okay.
1364
01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:37,939
What top with this skirt?
1365
01:29:41,376 --> 01:29:43,978
Good evening, good
evening everyone.
1366
01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:50,418
I remember standing next to
Michael dukakis in 1988.
1367
01:29:51,686 --> 01:29:55,589
The anticipation
felt just like this.
1368
01:29:55,590 --> 01:29:58,658
As the mayor, it is my
duty and my honor to read
1369
01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:00,428
the election results.
1370
01:30:04,165 --> 01:30:08,703
With six thousand, four hundred
and fifty eight votes,
1371
01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:13,941
the first open seat on the
Livingston school board goes to.
1372
01:30:15,676 --> 01:30:18,545
Mr. Ernest del tufo.
1373
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:23,950
Thank you so much.
1374
01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:26,587
Congratulations. So welcome sir.
1375
01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:33,693
And we have one more coming.
1376
01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:37,631
With six thousand and seventy
one votes, the second
1377
01:30:37,632 --> 01:30:42,637
open seat on the Livingston
school board goes to
1378
01:30:42,804 --> 01:30:47,608
thank goodness. Ms.
Bindu parikh.
1379
01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:58,552
The people have spoken.
1380
01:30:58,553 --> 01:31:03,024
I know it hurts. It's
a bump in the road.
1381
01:31:03,558 --> 01:31:08,929
Abraham Lincoln lost just
about every election
1382
01:31:08,930 --> 01:31:12,466
he was ever in until
he ran for president.
1383
01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:14,707
I'm well aware of the legendary
losers who have once been
1384
01:31:14,731 --> 01:31:17,501
but that's not the point.
1385
01:31:18,573 --> 01:31:22,476
The point is those
were great men.
1386
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:26,246
They went out into the world
and learned how to better
1387
01:31:26,247 --> 01:31:32,886
themselves. One day when the
opportunity came they simply
1388
01:31:32,887 --> 01:31:36,656
changed the world. So
there is no excuse now
1389
01:31:36,657 --> 01:31:39,559
for you not to go and get
in the finest university
1390
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:43,498
you can find. And then one day
1391
01:31:43,598 --> 01:31:45,833
when your time comes
1392
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:50,872
you sir, will change the world.
1393
01:31:54,542 --> 01:31:55,743
Thank you.
1394
01:32:04,018 --> 01:32:07,121
Bernard, I'm sorry
you didn't win
1395
01:32:07,588 --> 01:32:09,123
but there will always
be a next time.
1396
01:32:09,924 --> 01:32:13,628
Yes. Yes, you are
absolutely right
1397
01:32:13,728 --> 01:32:17,865
I will live by Beckett's words: Ever tried.
Ever failed.
1398
01:32:18,599 --> 01:32:24,572
No matter. Try again. Fail again.
Fail better.
1399
01:32:25,940 --> 01:32:28,808
You are a remarkable young man.
1400
01:32:28,809 --> 01:32:29,944
Thank you.
1401
01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:34,614
Now, would you mind giving
my grandfather a ride
1402
01:32:34,615 --> 01:32:36,816
I'd like to take a solo
ride to clear my head.
1403
01:32:36,817 --> 01:32:38,553
It would be my pleasure.
1404
01:32:39,887 --> 01:32:41,923
Hold your head up high.
1405
01:32:46,794 --> 01:32:50,964
Thank you for not endorsing him.
1406
01:32:50,965 --> 01:32:54,602
You have nothing to thank me
for, you wrote the op-ed.
1407
01:32:55,770 --> 01:32:59,574
Now he's got no excuse to stay
at home after high school.
1408
01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:03,678
And you've got no excuse to
stay home and not go traveling
1409
01:33:05,046 --> 01:33:08,315
you sneaky little person.
1410
01:33:08,316 --> 01:33:11,117
You want me to go to Lithuania?
1411
01:33:11,118 --> 01:33:14,055
Oh god. I can't even spell it.
1412
01:33:34,842 --> 01:33:36,177
Hi Bernard.
1413
01:33:43,751 --> 01:33:44,752
Hi.
1414
01:33:49,757 --> 01:33:51,391
I'm sorry that you lost.
1415
01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:56,664
It's ok. We gave it
our best effort.
1416
01:33:59,367 --> 01:34:03,771
And I'm sorry I read your mail.
1417
01:34:06,340 --> 01:34:10,043
And for everything I said.
You didn't deserve that.
1418
01:34:10,044 --> 01:34:12,780
No, you were right.
1419
01:34:13,714 --> 01:34:15,783
If you didn't knock
on my door that day
1420
01:34:16,784 --> 01:34:18,786
I'd still be living
in a fantasy world.
1421
01:34:20,421 --> 01:34:24,825
You made me a much
happier person.
1422
01:34:27,428 --> 01:34:29,664
That's why I'm going to do this.
1423
01:34:32,133 --> 01:34:33,267
♪ Music plays ♪
1424
01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:43,744
Honestly, I thought
she was a lesbian.
1425
01:34:45,146 --> 01:34:47,048
I wish that were me.
1426
01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:06,701
Do you think maybe you
could give me a ride home?
1427
01:35:08,869 --> 01:35:12,840
Yes... haha.
1428
01:35:20,147 --> 01:35:22,749
Excuse me Mr. Bernard.
1429
01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,285
Yes, young citizen.
1430
01:35:24,952 --> 01:35:26,287
Can I get your autograph?
1431
01:35:27,121 --> 01:35:32,225
He's a big fan. He wants to run
for the board of education
1432
01:35:32,226 --> 01:35:33,728
next year.
1433
01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:46,806
Thank you.
1434
01:35:47,842 --> 01:35:50,778
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
1435
01:35:56,050 --> 01:35:57,785
Shall we go?
1436
01:36:00,187 --> 01:36:02,256
Do you want the first
seat or the second?
1437
01:36:04,925 --> 01:36:06,160
Second is great.
1438
01:36:11,132 --> 01:36:13,100
- You're ready?
- Ready.
1439
01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:26,179
Veronica will you go
to the prom with me?
1440
01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:29,917
Definitely. I have
the perfect dress.
1441
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,987
♪ Music plays ♪
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