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Oh my

god.

Make me come, make me come, make me come.

Oh, fuck yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Love the wave.

Looks like you already ate. Oh, boy.

Hey, Tony, please don't tell my mom. You know how she is.

Hey, yo, believe me, I know.

Don't worry, I won't say a thing.

You, young lady, you're very... Special?

Nice? Naked.

Nice work, Jonathan.

I didn't know you had it in you, kid.

Was that guy your dad?

No, he's just the housekeeper.

That's rad.

Looking for something?

I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry.

You were asking for it.

You look good, though.

I promise, if you want to keep searching, I won't scare you. I'll just

back and dust.

You have to be the most maddening person I've ever met.

Oh, I am, am I?

Yes, you are.

Now, hold it right there, Angela.

I'll work for you, but I won't have you running around here pretending you're

betting on me somehow. Because you ain't, lady.

And I don't care how good you look, bent over the couch or in the shower. You

just can't treat me like that.

Thought I looked good in the shower.

Of course I did. You always look great.

Hey, wait a minute. You're not getting off that easy.

Okay, fine.

But your hair is really stupid.

Well, at least it's my natural color.

How dare you? I'll have you know this is all natural.

Right. My name is Frank Sinatra.

Don't flatter yourself or insult Mr.

Sinatra with that comparison.

A -O -O -A.

I happen to have a very fine singing voice.

Yeah, compared to skinning a cat.

Who heard you singing in the shower? Aunt Old Blue -Eyes, you're not.

You listen to me sing in the shower?

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

You listen to me sing in the shower?

Then you get mad at me for accidentally walking in on you? Oh, my God, you are

the most twisted, backwards, evil, crazy, manipulative... Will you two just

it already?

I'm getting a sexual tension headache, and believe me, I don't have any sexual

tension. You hear what she said, Angela? Did you hear that?

Yeah, she said sexual tension.

Ha!

Double ha!

Triple ha!

Okay, enough with the ha mathematics already.

Listen, Rhoda, I can reassure you, that was pure old -fashioned tension you

heard right there.

Really? Yeah. You think you can pull that one over on me?

I see the way you two prance around here.

I know you put on that special perfume when you're going to have dinner

together.

I see all the special little things you do for her.

I don't get little chocolates on my pillow.

You don't? No, I don't.

So if you would please just get it done and over with and stop acting like two

adolescents, I would be greatly appreciative.

Now on that note, I'm heading back upstairs.

And I won't be back down for a long, long...

I'm sorry, Tony.

I'm not that bad of a singer, and your hair's not stupid.

I think your hair's beautiful.

I don't care if it isn't natural.

And this morning, you know, in the... You know.

Angela, I've been thinking about it all day.

It's made things really hard for me.

I've been thinking about it all day, too, Tony.

Really? Yeah.

I think she might actually be right.

Fly me to the moon, Angela.

I can't believe this is finally happening.

Finally.

Oh, it's been so long.

Oh, Angela.

Your skin's so soft.

Let me see it.

Even prettier than I thought.

Yeah, you've been thinking about it.

Oh, yeah.

Hey,

yo.

You want to see what I got for you, Angel?

Bye -bye.

You're so sensitive.

I wanted this for so fucking long.

more to clean up.

Uh -huh.

And look at his beautiful face.

Let me fuck you.

Here,

put it back in, Angela.

Yeah? Yeah, please.

Yeah, get down, Angela, get down.

Who's going to clean this up?

Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

Weird.

Okay, well, we're going to go out and get some sandwiches.

That's fine.

Have fun.

And then also, on the way there, we might kidnap some endangered puppies,

them up like circus clowns, and make them perform for our amusement.

Have fun, sweetheart.

Have a good time.

What's dinner tonight? I heard a rumor it was steak.

Is that a no?

Maybe I'll make a steak casserole later.

Steak -a -roll.

Cass is steak.

Okay. You guys are acting really weird.

Oh, hey, Mona.

Listen, thanks for what you said earlier.

We were just too blind to see things for what they really were.

Oh, please.

It's not like you took a genius to figure it out.

I'm just glad that you two have stopped screaming at each other and that you got

rid of that horrible outfit.

No, thanks, Mom, really.

It's not every day a mother looks after her daughter like that.

Oh, spare me.

Look, kid.

You don't have to make it so dramatic.

Just take it from me.

If it feels good, do it.

If it continues to feel good, do it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Okay, Mother, that's enough. I think we got it.

Well, I'm just glad that I could help you two kids out.

It makes me genuinely happy for some reason.

And I'm just glad you two stopped arguing over petty little things like

boss is.

Well, bye, Mona.

Bye. Bye, Mother.

And besides, clearly, I'm the boss.

Why don't you two stop staring at me and start sucking?

Now!

Thank you.

I'm going to taste all my fun.

Oh,

it's so

fucking hot.

Yes. Yes.

Thank you.

Yes, there you are. Tell me.

Tell me how to make it come. Tell me how to make it come.

Yes, there you are.

Tell me how to make it come.

Tell me how to make it come.

Yes. Oh, fuck.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

More like that, sir.