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It's like you're caught for hours

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah.

You think you want to suck your cock? Oh, my tongue went up and down.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I have a fucking tongue all over you.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Where is Sookie Stackhouse?

Who?

Where is Sookie Stackhouse? Who?

Hey, Sam.

Hey, Sookie. How are you?

Well, how else could I be?

Things are getting really weird around here.

Lafayette is missing.

Yeah, that's weird.

Not the fact that half my clientele is made up of vampires now.

Sam!

Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot about that mind -reading thing.

Well, I'll forgive you if you let me take some time off to go see Bill.

Bill?

You want to go see Bill right now?

You don't think that it's a little sunny outside?

Well, for your information, I was going to take off early today and surprise him

when he gets up this evening.

Well, Tara's in there, and she's very worried about her missing cousin.

Fine, fine. Go.

With my blessing.

Thanks, Sam. I'll go tell Tara.

Yeah, sure. Hey, Sam, can I have some time off?

Sure, take your time off. No worries.

Sam, do you mind filling out the deposit tickets and making deposits?

Sure, even though I'm the boss, I'll make a deposit. Sure, no worries. Sam,

you mind taking out the garbage? Oh, hell, no worries. You always talk to

yourself or only while you're loathing your own existence?

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing here?

Is that any way to treat a former lover of Fido?

What are you doing here, and how'd you find me?

How dare you think it's all about you?

You, my pet, were just a palate cleanser in my eternal feast.

I didn't come back for you, silly.

Why are you here?

These questions are boring me, Sam.

All right, okay, okay, okay. All right, okay, stop.

No reason to go all that far.

Okay? Calm down.

Oh. I think you should go.

Or maybe I should have my leftovers.

Sticky, listen to me.

I want you to go inside. I want you to call the police.

Under no circumstances.

Please say it's not Lafayette.

Please say it's not Lafayette.

No, Tara, don't go.

Oh, no.

Oh, God, no.

Hera, I'm so sorry.

I promise I'm going to do whatever it takes to find out who did this to

Lafayette, if it's the last thing that I do.

I'm going to go back inside.

I need to figure out what I'm going to do.

I'll come with you. No thanks.

I really need to be alone right now.

I'll call you later to make sure you're okay.

Bill, something horrible has happened.

Is everything all right?

Do you need me?

Yes, I need you to come take me to Fantasia right away.

Come quickly.

I came as soon as I could.

What happened?

I'll explain on the way.

I'm done here, little lady.

You have a good night.

Really? Have a good night?

Fucking sang -banger.

Phil, no.

If it isn't Dracula and Juliet.

You two go together like... Like... Well, you don't, but it's cute.

What are you doing here with your human, Bill?

A terrible crime was committed in Vaughn's home.

Sookie wanted to come and ask some questions.

Well, isn't it convenient that Nancy Drew won't even have to ask?

What are you going to do, sweetheart?

Dig through the minds of everyone in my club?

With all due respect, Pam, yes, that's my plan exactly.

It's better than sitting around doing nothing while someone's ripping the

out of innocent people right out of their chest.

Be my guest, sweetheart.

Bill, don't let anything get out of hand.

That should taste real good.

Oh shit.

Sorry, Tara.

Hey, I heard what happened.

I just wanted to come by and say I'm sorry.

I just can't believe this is happening.

I know.

Come here. Can I tell you something, though?

Ever since I joined my support group, right? Jason, did you come over here to

preach to me? Because right now is not the time for me to come to God when the

only thing that I can think about is killing the motherfucker who did it.

whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to help you. But I can't do that if you're going to

push me away.

Well, maybe I don't need your help.

Fine then, maybe I'll just leave.

Fine then, go.

Wait, Jason.

I really don't want to be alone right now.

plot.

oh oh

um um

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

. .

.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck the table.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Suki, is everything all right? Did you hear something?

Bill, Eric knows something.

But I can't read all of his thoughts. Why?

I'm over a century old.

He's my elder.

Probably figured out a way to stop mind readers.

I'm going over there.

Suki, no.

You have no idea what he's capable of.

He's my sheriff.

It's not a good idea.

But I've got to.

It's the only way to get answers.

Sookie, don't.

Is there a problem here?

As a matter of fact, there is.

Bill, haven't you tamed your human by now?

You're hiding something, aren't you? You know something about Lafayette's death.

Sookie, that's enough.

Yes, Sookie, that is enough.

I don't take kindly to humans coming into my bar trying to invade my mind and

accusing me of God knows what.

Get her out of here. I'll let it go this time, Bill.

The next time your human gets out of line, she's mine.

Thought she'd be a little bit more educated to the consequences by now.

Um, you're in a bar. The door is open.

What is going on?

Oh, Jason?

Um, Jason just came over to comfort me.

Yeah, comfort my ass.

Well, I came by to see how Tara was, but apparently the answer is horizontal.

But luckily, Jason, since you're here, I can ask you some questions about

Lafayette.

Questions about Lafayette?

Like what?

I went to Fantasia last night.

Damn it, Sookie!

You know how I feel about that place.

My support group says that place ain't nothing but a den for darkness and evil.

I had to go get information or else this will continue to happen. Fucking ass

Bill! You know he's one of them famed fuckers.

Jason!

What? And just why are you getting so defensive?

Look, I'm just saying.

Look, ever since I joined my support group, right? Oh, here we go with this

goddamn shit again.

I'm so tired of hearing about this support group shit. That group more like

First it's them bloodsuckers, then it's the black folks. Next thing you know,

Kanye West back on TV saying something crazy again. It's just a circle of

fucking hate.

Let him finish.

Thank you.

Anyways, as I was saying, since I joined my support group, I feel like now I can

open up to people, right?

And just how much did you open up to them, Jason?

Yeah, Jason, just how much. And did you tell them about Lafayette selling you

that vampire blood?

Huh? Did you? Did you tell them that he supplies you with that V?

Alright.

What happened? I started telling the support group about my experience, you

know, with taking the V.

Trust me, I didn't want to, but I felt like I had to.

Bye. Bye.

I'm not as sloppy like that.

Yeah.

Looking just harder? Yeah.

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