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And I'm telling you, honey.

That crowd was D.E.A.D.-- dead.

Wasted all my best lines. Fuck bingo, anyhow.

I got my money, and I refuse to let this look go to waste.

We outside tonight.

What was she looking at?

Well, you know, it's Yum Party tonight.

What?! You used to love Yum Party!

So I'm a sentimentalist. Kill me.

Right now? I'm on my way to church!

Oh, the usual. You know.

Put a little money in the collection box,

light a candle for Nana, pray.

-To God? - Yes, bitch, to God.

After the day that I've had, I need a word with Her.

Here you go, girl.

I know it ain't easy working for tips.

Lord! In here?

Sorry, girl.

ChoirDaddy69?

Well, I'm about to get man-laid by a lay man.

ChoirDaddy? Are you here?

It says you are.

It's me, your right swipe!

I'm here to play your organ.

Mmm.

Sofa?

Mm.

Damn. Bitch look good.

All right. Come on, now.

Anticipation is great and all,

but I gotta get my gels done in an hour, so let's go!

My God!

Somebody needs a Band-Aid or something.

Ohh! Ohh...

Ohh! Mm. Oh, hi.

You are... stiff.

Ooh.

Dance.

♪ Back door cracked, we don't need a key ♪

♪ We get in for free, no VIP sleaze ♪

♪ Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead ♪

♪ Now you're one of us, you're coming with me ♪

♪ It's time to kill the lights

♪ And shut the DJ down

- ♪ This place about to... - ♪ Tonight...

- Come on, girl! Aah! - ♪ We're takin' over

Come on. Yeah! Aah!

♪ No one's getting out

♪ This place about to blow

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Blow, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ This place about to blow

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Mwah!

♪ Blow, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ This place about to blow

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Blow, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ This place about to...

♪ Go, go, go, go insane, go insane ♪

♪ Throw some glitter, make it rain on 'em ♪

♪ Let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands ♪

♪ Go insane, go insane

♪ Throw some glitter, make it rain on 'em ♪

♪ Let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands ♪

Focus! This is a hospital. It's not a cabaret.

- No, it's not. - Ah!

- Yes, ma'am. - Go to room 420.

Your patient is a little impatient.

On it.

You don't wanna-- Okay.

Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.

I brought Jell-O shots.

Okay. I gotta get out of here.

Wait, wait. Okay. Hold on a minute.

- No. Where's my stuff? - Here. Let me help you.

Um, wait. Okay. Easy, easy, easy! Hold on.

Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Easy.

You all right?

- Yeah, yes. - Okay. Lay back down.

- All right. Hello, Jas-- - Jane.

Jane. My name is Jane. I just--

I haven't done all the paperwork because I've been...

busy not breathing.

Hm. Well, Miss Jane...

I'm really happy to see you awake.

You got anybody I can call? Text? Snapchat?

No. No, no, no. I'm not-- I don't--

I'm not from around here.

But I feel really good, so I can just--

If you just give me my stuff, I'll just get out of here.

Okay. How about we make a deal?

One more of these Sunny D's, and meanwhile

we'll try to figure out how to get you all cleaned up.

What flavor's the Jell-O?

Cut! For the love of God, cut!

Cut a line, cut a bitch...

cut a quick edit for your blooper reel, maybe?

It's step, step, stay in the corner.

- No! - Know your place!

Honey, this stage is too damn small.

Kelsey. Kelsey!

I'm-- I'm so sorry, Ginsey.

There have been some dropouts,

and so Dre said to give Nico a chance.

Yeah, leaving me without a busboy!

Oh, I'll rub your bar down anytime, Slim Jim.

- Be my guest. - You flirt!

Kelsey, my bestie just texted me

about a last-minute gig nearby that pays more than my rent...

- No, no, no, no! - ...so I gotta run.

- No. No, please, please. - I'm so sorry, Captain Kelsey!

- I love you! - Oh, no.

Oh, what the freak is happening tonight?

Ooh! Okay. Um... Everybody... take five!

And, uh, doors are...

really soon!

Where are you, Dre?

Ah. One second!

Hey. Yasmine!

Hey! Uh, what's your ETA?

Dre, I can't come.

I'm sick.

You're what?

Yasmine. Come on, babe. You gotta pull through.

You're the-- You're the star of the show.

You don't even have to perform. You just hand out candy.

- Dre, I'm... - I'll have you home by 10.

- Ah-choo. - Fuck!

Okay. Okay, Yasmine. Feel better, all right?

That's right.

I'm way too sick for your low-rent, played-out bar party.

Hm!

Perk up, Yasminis!

I know you were expecting me at Yum,

but I'll be coming to you live from the VIP lounge

at Glitter Bitch!

Glitter Bitch Vodka, darlings.

Sip-sip!

Mmm!

Who makes that God-awful shit?!

Mm! How's my eye? Smoky enough?

Texas barbecue smoky.

Olsen twins house-party smoky.

Total smoke show.

You didn't even look at me.

Do you have any bars?

You still owe me 150 from last weekend.

Add it to my tab-tab.

Jax. Girl.

Girl, you can just give me the whole--

No. Because I still need to make my money.

Bitch, I'm-a pay you! Why don't you trust me?

No, and apparently this is supposed to be a good batch.

Oh, period. Well, I'll be the judge of that.

Uno, dos, tres. Vámonos.

Ah! Don't pass out before my number.

I'm a professional.

Besides, things can change.

You gotta stay flexible!

All right. Says the girl who can't do a full split.

Bitch, I can do a jazz split. Like, that little half thing.

Yeah, honey, nobody does that.

Girl, it works.

What's good, y'all?!

It's your girl Nico, a.k.a. Scrumptious.

your Bushwick baby queen. Come on in, y'all.

Hey, Tabby. Thank you for the gravestone, boo-boo.

They're coming to get you, Barbara. Ooh!

I'm debuting at Yum tonight

with my dear friends Yasmine.

Scrumptious? What the fuck?

Who's that?

- Mm-hmm... - Uh, he's just a friend.

It's my dealer. The one who gave me the Oxys.

They're performing with Yasmine tonight.

- Yasmine? - Yeah. You know Yasmine.

She's, like, the world-famous,

sort of famous for being so beautiful.

- Mm-hmm. Yasmine. - Cheekbones.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Okay. You're familiar. You've heard of her.

Oh, I know know Yasmine.

Kind of iconic that you know her.

I used to be a fixture at Yum Party.

She and I, we were a part of this core group, Ride or Die.

Dre, the producer-- we were close.

And...

Oof. That was another life, another time.

Wait. So you know where they are.

Can you get me to Nico?

You just had a hot makeout session with death,

and now you're trying to find your drug dealer?

No, I'm just trying to tell them they have a bad batch.

- Ow! - No!

Geez Louise!

Sam, can you swing a double tomorrow?

Sure thing, boss Lizzy.

Okay. Your dedication is starting to worry me.

I told you. I'm in my adulting era.

Okay, well, adults need dinner.

Ooh! Thank you, big mama.

Not a mama yet.

All available nurses to the front desk.

All nurses to the desk immediately!

She's trying... for a baby.

God. Straight people are so cringy.

Not straight, but I'm still cringing.

Lizzy and wifey...

secret Disney adults.

- No! - Mm-hmm!

The ears. The whole damn thing.

Oh, my God. Like, what did we fight for?

Right?!

If Marsha could see it...

More Jell-O, please.

Ooh, I got you.

Lizzy. Fuck! We're totally fucked!

Sorry. What-- What's happening?

Ah. Yasmine bailed.

DJ's MIA. And, um, toilet still clogged.

I knew Jimmy wasn't gonna fix it.

Didn't I tell you Jimmy wasn't gonna fix it?!

Dre, babe, take a breath.

Yum wasn't supposed to be forever.

Remember? You know, maybe it's time to move on.

I don't wanna leave Yum on a low note.

I can't do that to Kelsey and the girls.

It's my legacy.

When Yasmine's a no-show, these Brooklyn gays

are gonna call me a gaslighter.

It's gonna ruin my brand.

Yasmine's not coming, huh?

Sounds like you're up shit's creek, babe.

Yasmine bailed?

Ooh, I knew it.

Thanks. Supportive.

I could send Sam. I mean, I could ask him.

- No! No! No! - What?

No. No. No, Don't tell her that.

- He is good. - You're being messy. I'm not--

-Yeah, he's a legend. - Don't say nothing else.

A once-in-a-generation talent!

And such a motherfucking pain in my ass!

Well, I think he would do it.

No, Lizzy. I-- I can't hold his hand tonight.

Okay? I can't risk him ditching me again.

- Okay, maybe you should j-- - Baby, baby.

You're solutioning again, okay?

And I just need to vent. Remember?

Fine. Then I won't tell you how I fixed your other problem.

You what?

The toilet. Barry's on his way. You're welcome.

No. Your brother Barry?

Oh, shit. Okay. I gotta go.

Everything's gonna be fine. I will be there tonight.

- Hey, Lizzy, no. Fuck! No! - What the hell is that?

That's a big-ass bunny.

Fucking Barry.

Don't get your panties in a bunch,

but it's a man and a woman.

What the fuck is so complicated about that?!

And nobody knows the true dangers

- of these hormonal cocktails. - Fuckin' ridiculous.

Turnin' men into ladies, turnin' ladies into...

God knows what, untoward things.

And you think these Democrats in Albany

are gonna do a thing about it?

Come on. Democrats. Not gonna do a thing.

Wish Pauli Benedetta would be a man about it.

No diatribes tonight, okay?

Just fix the toilet.

Whoa! What? I'm here. Everything's fine.

Nothing is fine!

Oh, great.

- Just-- - Sorry.

Just calm...

Kelsey.

Well, hello to you, too.

Ooh! Ladies! Looking gorgeous!

Finally!

She decides to grace us with her presence!

Damn. Okay. Kelsey, brief me.

So, Jimmy won't budge on the 70-30 bar split...

La Toilette is a disast...

and our go-go boy just... went-went!

That's it? Okay. I'll deal with Jimmy.

- Barry, toilet. - Yeah, I'm gonna snake it,

but there better not be anything, like, freaky

and fuckin' untoward in there, all right?

Dre, you came with Yasmine, because I was trying

to film a little entre vista, entre nuke...

What did she just say?

Okay. Team Yum... let's huddle.

Grown man with man parts coming through!

So... you look great.

Yasmin's not coming.

- Fuck you, Jupiter. - Fair enough.

But I already tagged her on my scheduled post!

Ms. Dre, you're telling me

that I'm hosting and headlining tonight?

Oh, and all for the same Yum price?

Okay. Ginsey Tonic...

you know exactly how to entertain this crowd, all right?

It doesn't matter if you're up there for 5 minutes

or 95 minutes.

You will have them eating out of your hand.

Um, excuse me. Don't forget about me.

I'm-a have them eating out, too, bitch, who...

Girl.

And we have Nico here. I love your vibe, kid.

Tonight we're gonna launch your career!

Look. Just call me Scrumptious.

But exactly. Like, that's what I've been saying.

I was born ready.

Wow. Beautiful. I love it.

Look. You all are unique.

You're brave. You're fantastic.

This is gonna be an unforgettable night.

Kelsey, open the doors!

- But we're not ready. - We're never ready.

That's how it always starts.

Open the doors.

♪ Power is a fun thing

♪ It's bringing out the best in me ♪

♪ Just a drop is all I need

♪ And now I can do anything

♪ Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel right? ♪

♪ Doesn't it, doesn't it?

♪ You want this clout I have

♪ You want this money, right?

♪ You want the power back?

♪ I wanna see you try...

This is kinda sexy.

Oh. Babe, look. Let's bang some pics for Pride.

♪ I want to see you try

Okay.

- ♪ Try - Hi.

I'm, like, obsessed with you. I love you.

What's your name again?

- Babe, chin down. - Oh, sorry.

- Chin down. - That?

Could you look like you like her a bit?

Higher. A little bit lower.

Just a little lower. Higher. Now lower.

- Slay Mama. - Slay.

Let me see them.

We should go to the photo booth--

I look stupid!

Why didn't you tell me that I was sweating?

Speaking of crushes... Oh, my God.

It looks like Bushwick's

beautiful people are out tonight.

Hi, beautiful people!

Yes! They're alive tonight!

Oh, yes, they are! Yes, they are!

So many beautiful...

We had like 200 presales.

Where is everybody?

Well, the moon is opposing your Neptune in Aries,

which could be a very chaotic time,

but Saturn is no friend of ours, the great Malefic.

And this is her work.

I can only laugh.

And so can Chani.

Thank you!

Tell me, tell me, tell me. How is it possible...

- Yeah. - ...in a room full of

polyamorous and pansexual studs...

Relax, all right? You're gonna get your money.

The night is... young-ish.

Yeah, well, I better.

I'm down three G's in the last hour.

Fuckin' Luge-coin.

I tried to warn you about crypto, bro.

Well, your party's on thin ice, bro.

Oh. Speaking of ice...

Ooh!

My fiancé is a lawyer.

Ahh.

Maybe it's time you got a job like that, huh, Dre?

Yeah. I'm not really one for the--

- Rat, rat, rat! - Here's your clog, freaks.

Aww! I thought I poisoned them all!

That's a big one. No. Nature finds a way.

Dude, what the fuck?! Throw it away!

- No, no, no! - Not in that trash!

- What are you doing?! - It's a trash can.

No. A dumpster. Goes in the dumpster.

It's not gonna come back to life.

You-- Jesus Christ.

-Not tonight, though... - Disgusting!

-You're disgusting. - Yo, I cannot be the only one

who had a crush on the crucified Christ.

Come on, now!

He was half dead, but he was well hung.

That's funny. I like this guy. Who is this guy?

"She." And who are you again?

Eww. Bye.

Uh, I'm Barry. Dre's my sister's wife, I guess.

I don't know. Wait. Was he going to the green-room john?

I'm not done cleaning up in there.

- "They." - No, it was the guy

that was just here.

- Mnh-mnh. "They." - Yeah, the one guy.

She... is a drag queen.

They... are non-binary.

And you... are behind.

So kindly... catch the fuck up.

Come on! This ain't a free show!

I can't keep up with this shit.

Hey, Dre. You got some motley crew here.

Are you talking to people?

Aww. Cheer up, Dre. Sparse is like a vibe.

Think of it as like exclusive. You know what I'm saying?

...find yourself, honey. Oh, no.

You'll find somebody to take home.

Ladies and gentlethems.

We are fixing to have us a resurrection tonight!

Samoncé is in the house, y'all!

- What? - Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Lizzy, what did you do?

Let's get this ham in the oven

and the show on the road!

Welcome to Yum Party, y'all!

Sam!

Wow! Here you are.

Dre. Here I am.

Wait. Hold on. Who's this?

Listen, Dre, I know it's been a minute since we talked,

but I wanna apologize about the--

No. Stop. You're here now.

And it's gonna be great, right?

What could be better than the long-awaited return of Samoncé?

- Say who-cé? - Let everybody know, okay?

Get online. Live tweet. Samoncé is here.

Girl, Samoncé is literally inside this entire valise.

I need a green room.

You know the way.

Okay, Google. Who's Samoncé?

S-A-M...

Was there really a woman in his bag?

Oh, Christ.

Fucking rats.

Good night, sweet prince.

Hey. The entrance for the club's out front, pal!

Excuse me? You all right?

Miss! I'm talking to you!

Ma'am? Madam? Your Ladyship? Sweetheart?

You okay?

All right. Live your life.

God. I fucking hate Brooklyn.

This is why I hate doing favors for people.

It takes all fucking night.

Samoncé Alliancé Knowles Cartier!

Aren't you a sight that makes my eyes sore.

Ginsey Tonic!

You don't look a day over 50...

pounds overweight.

Girl.

Get in here!

- Hi. - Oh, oh, honey. Oh, my God.

Now get me out of this peep dress.

I'm practically pre-diabetic.

- Okay. - I'm hot.

Is everyone hot? Okay. Great.

Uh, there's a sign.

So, Miss On-say Yon-say Bitch who's in my seat...

...what's your tea?

You were starting to rise

and then suddenly fell off the face of the earth?

Vanished. Went poof.

Shut your damn bus, boy. Who raised you?

Look, all I'm saying is...

"Samoncé, a fan favorite, no-show at Yum Fest."

Like, it's the first hit when I Google you, so...

What's your name again?

Scrumptious.

It's a pleasure.

Oh. I've heard of you.

Okay. Don't be jealous, Miss Bitch.

It's very unbecoming.

Okay. Next act ready in five?

- Thank you, five! - Thank you, five!

Yo, I'm third, right, Captain Kels?

'Cause I am not going next, okay?

Why are you walking away from me like you can't hear me?

I'm speaking at loud volume, bitch, ooh!

And you?

Didn't anyone teach you to call your mother?

I-I know. I'm sorry. I...

I've just been in my head a lot lately.

Tell me what happened that night.

I was backstage.

I heard the people chanting my name.

My demons got a little loud. I dipped.

Snuck out the door.

You balked. It happens.

Dre was pissed. She told you?

At full volume, pacing.

Now you just gotta get back up on that stage.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

I've never had stage fright.

Never. Not even when I was a kid.

Not until that night and they wanted me.

They were hungry for me. And I-I just couldn't.

Hey, hey. Drag is not life or death!

It's fun! Come on!

What do you say you and me,

we go back out there, we kill it?

Huh? Let's have some fun.

♪ Samoncé's in the house, y'all ♪

♪ Samoncé's in the house, y'all ♪

♪ Samoncé's in the house, y'all ♪

Unh-unh!

♪ But she's not wearing my wig

No, she ain't wearing your wig.

Great work, babe. 30 thou likes.

I don't even have a verification badge.

I'm gonna kill myself.

Babe, you can buy verification.

Yeah, but I wanna get it natural,

like my ass and tits, okay?!

My sister? Brand ambo for Luge-coin.

Me? Working my skinny little natural ass off for nothing.

The algo hates me.

Sucks, babe. You're way hotter than your hot sister.

I know. Okay.

So, first I'm gonna do a pouty face,

then you're gonna kiss my neck, then I'm gonna flash you.

And then you're gonna, like,

do a little gasp emoji sort of thing.

I feel like that'll be cute.

Okay. Ready? Kissy!

♪ Diamonds on my mind

♪ I'm freaking, I'm freaking all night ♪

♪ Always on the grind

♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪

♪ Just got a check

♪ Fuck it, I could get it back

♪ Mama got to earn

♪ Bitches like you never learn ♪

♪ Dropping the top

♪ Living it up

♪ Lean in my cup

♪ I flex in the club

♪ Dropping the top

♪ Living it up

♪ Lean in my cup...

♪ Look at 'em, look at 'em, checking them thighs ♪

♪ Never think, never think, never think twice ♪

Hey, baby.

- You okay? - Are you okay?

Fuck.

So pretty.

You need a little inspiration?

Okay.

Oof! That's all, folks.

♪ Yo, DJ, pump this party

♪ Why waste your time?

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

Really freaky shit happening in Manhattan.

Joey, what's it looking like out there?

Joe-- Joey? Hey, Joey!

Get the fuck off of me!

Ow!

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ Why waste your time? You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ You know you're gonna be mine ♪

♪ I'm gonna get you, baby

♪ I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

♪ I'm gonna get you, baby

♪ I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

♪ I'm gonna get you, baby

♪ I'm gonna get you, yes, I am

Shit, girl! Get it together!

I'll have what she's having!

♪ Yo, DJ, pump this party

Heh. I still am single if you wanna come try it, Jimmy.

Jimmy, Jimmy. Something's not right, okay?

We got a problem. Somebody out there is--

Aah! Bitch!

- Shit! - What? Wait, wait!

No, no! Barry! Barry!

Hey! Everybody get back!

- Oh, my God! - Oh, fuck.

All right! Everybody out! Everybody out!

Move it! Go, go, go, go!

Go, go. Go, go.

That was unintended.

Jax! Come on, girl! I gotta pee so bad!

Fuck, fuck, God, Jesus!

Girl, what the fuck is going on out there?!

Kelsey. He stood on the bar, and Dre-- and then--

- Girl-- - What the fuck is happening

in this bar right now?!

There's fucking blood everywhere!

All right. All right, Nana. Come on. You'll be all right.

Let's go. Child, whatever's out there,

it's not that bad. Come on.

Uh, first-aid kit!

We gotta secure the premises!

Barry, you are a nutcase!

Calling an ambulance.

Fuck. Come on.

- All right. - Ho... ly... fuck.

Who had an ax?

What is this? A prop?!

I'm screaming. That is nasty!

Okay. Um, I need duct tape and...

Jimmy, I need vodka and a clean rag. And I mean clean.

You remember me. I'm Sam, okay? You're gonna be fine, right?

Right? Okay. Just breathe through it. Just...

-Dre! Dre! - Mm-hmm. Right. Right.

We got to close this fucking door!

Kelsey, tell me something special about you.

Oh. I'm Captain of the Gen-Z float...

- Okay, okay. - ...for Pride.

All right. Aye aye, Captain. Okay. And--

-Here, girl. - How's your crew?

Don't know what you're gonna do with all of this.

They're incredible. They're-- It's--

They're geniuses, but the talent has been nonstop.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're gonna be okay!

It is nonstop, baby. I am nonstop.

I swear to God. There's something very bad

happening out there!

You threw an ax at my intern, you ass!

I know. I'm sorry. It was an accident, sweetheart.

Can you just call Lizzy? Please. Just call Lizzy.

- This does not feel good. - For the sake of the talent.

- The talent? - Uh-huh.

Well, it's been nonstop drama, especially Nic--

Ohh! Aah!

Oh, my God. That really is nasty.

Honey, you want a drink? That looks rough.

Can somebody please call 911? I keep getting a busy signal!

Bye.

What the hell?!

Oh, shit. It's an emergency alert.

"Multiple aggravated assaults."

"All five boroughs."

"No motive established. Shelter in place"?

I'm not trying to stay here with y'all.

If you-- Just don't even...

"Shelter in place"?

Okay.

Oh, you're not gonna...

Oh, God. Girl. Calm down.

I would give you a drink, but...

Stop. I'm pregnant.

Like, on purpose?

Oh. Sorry.

Something very bad is going on.

Andrea, I'm telling you. That thing was not human.

You do not call me that.

That was not fucking human!

It didn't look right to me, Dre.

No. It was clawing at people. It bit that little dancer kid.

That's why I threw the ax. You think I'm fucking crazy?

Yeah.

Well, it had a face like a--

Like a corpse?

Yeah. Like an alien or something.

Maybe it was a lizard person. I read about them.

Oh, my God. This is a nightclub.

Someone gets out of hand,

you deal with it, like a normal person.

That's not what it looked like, Dre.

Disco lights,

uh, dark dance floor, fucking fog machines.

None of you know what you saw.

Looks like we're not the only ones who saw some shit.

Yeah, my feed is wall-to-wall panic porn right now.

Not for nothing.

Oh...

- Ooh. - Good as new. See that?

I got some-- I got some chains behind the bar.

Yes!

Is that what I think it is?

It's still legal in the city.

Holy shit!

No! No! Neither of you knows how to handle that!

Put it down! Hey!

- I do. - Oh, yeah?

- Yeah. - Okay. Show me.

Why don't we follow protocol, okay?

We all remember the basics.

"Shelter in place" begins with cocktail hour.

I wanna go home!

Yeah, w-we're good here, Kels.

Dre's right. You all should stay here,

and I should get back to the hospital.

...that a young woman attempted to...

Bye. Enchanté.

..."gnaw my effin' head off the effin' D train."

Shh, shh.

This harrowing account and...

Oh. And now we're going live to the mayor.

Shh, shh! Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all!

It's the mayor.

Are we doing this? Okay.

Ah. Terrific. This guy.

My fellow New Yorkers.

Nobody-- Nobody needs to be outside right now

except essential workers.

You know, NYPD, Con Ed, the pizza guy. Heh-heh.

Mayor, we're getting reports that sound like

something out of a horror movie.

Um, all right. All right. All right. Look, look.

We've all heard the rumors, but let me be perfectly clear.

This is not a George Romero movie.

There is no such thing as a zombie, okay?

Told you.

So just shelter in place, stay calm...

Your turn, May-May!

Look. This will all blow over, all right?

Stay strong, New York. Strong, New--

Well, that was the mayor joining us from...

Oh, God!

Will you stop doing that?

Or, like, pass some of those surging hormones on to me?

I wish. You take anything?

Uh, yeah, I have an estrogen guy, okay?

Or at least he tells me it's estrogen.

You know, you could get a script and not just "a guy."

Oho, yeah, like I could go to a hospital,

like this hospital, like, where everybody

fucking dead-names me and pokes me and prods me?

I am not interested.

Attention, all staff and patients.

Report to the cafeteria. I repeat. If you are able...

Fuck that. We're getting out of here.

Thanks.

Mr. Miller? You're awake?!

Is that an arm?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- Fuck, Lizzy! What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

I don't know! I don't know! Oh, my God!

Fuck you!

What the fuck?!

That was kinda sexy.

Softball. Third base. College World Series.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, my God. I'm running with a jock.

My father would be so proud!

♪ You have got the Midas touch ♪

♪ You have got the Midas touch ♪

Mnh-mnh. Not this.

Okay, gents. Give me that.

Travel-sized energy and vitamins. Everyone--

We are going to stay here

and let whatever's happening out there play itself out.

Nico, Ginsey, I need you to gather supplies.

Water. Anything edible you can find. Please and thank you.

Barry, why don't you...

secure the premises or whatever?

- I did. - Hey! Who put you in charge?

Barry, how about you and me go secure the premises?

That's a good idea. Yeah.

Okay, okay. But leave the front door loose.

Lizzy could be here any minute.

I got you.

- Sam, you got Kelsey? - Yeah.

Aye, aye, Captain Dre, but first I'm gonna go powder my nose.

- Bitch, really? -What?

The free drinks go right through me.

Mm-hmm.

So everybody knows what they're doing, right?

Ooh! Well, there you are, ho.

Holy shit.

It's one of those things. Get back! Get back!

Barry, no! It's just one of our dancers.

- Name's, uh... - Jax.

- Look at him! - We party together. Sometimes.

- Ooh! - What the fuck's wrong with him?

Whoa! Well, he look fine.

Uh, what did they take?

Well, Xannies for sure, but I don't know what else.

They party, like, a lot. Oh, my God.

Jax? - No, I wouldn't do that.

- I wouldn't do that. - Jax? Jax, I'm Sam.

Do you know where you are?

Oh, shit! Oh!

Uh, no meth, no LSD?

Um, no, honey. I am not that retro.

I'm gonna smoke this fucking thing!

Barry! What the fuck?! - No! Stop! They're my friend!

No. They're not your friend anymore.

We gotta put it down!

Barry, that's crazy! Sam, tell him!

I don't know, Dre. I ain't never seen no shit like this.

Fuck you! Look at him! We gotta kill it!

What about what the mayor said?!

Fuck the mayor!

Eeee!

Look. They're just on something.

- No. I'm with Barry. - Of course you are.

Okay, my cousin who's a firefighter posted what to do

when you encounter aggressive or nonverbal behavior.

Okay. And? What did it say?

Do you really want to know?

Yes!

"Destroy the brain."

Hashtag decapitate.

Hashtag headshot. Hashtag impalement.

- No, no, no! -Oh, shit.

Shoot it in the fucking head!

- Jimmy, stop! - Dre, this is my bar!

Yeah, but this is my party and my talent,

and we're not fucking killing anybody!

Can't we at least kick them out?

- Yes. - Um, hello? Dre? The go-go cage!

- Okay. Great idea. - Get in the cage!

- Yeah! Yeah! - Watch out, Dre.

Push him back!

- Oh, my Lord! - What the fuck is this thing?!

Hey, look! It's Nico, your friend!

Push his fucking ass!

Jaxxy. Jaxxy, you want some drugs?

Oh, look! Drugs! - Here. Come get a pill, baby.

Come on, boo. Come get some drugs.

Get in the fucking cage!

-Girl, get your ass... -Lock the door.

- Oh! - Get that door locked!

Go, go! - Oh, shit!

Good job.

- What the fuck? - Bitch.

You believe me now?

What is that? Is that another emergency thingy?

No, it's just Skins. Kinda like Grindr.

Wait. I'm sorry. What was the name of it?

- It's an invite-only thing. - But who's on it?

I'm single. I'm looking for--

Gym rats and twinks only, Nana. Sorry.

- I know. Such injustice, right? - The world's going to hell

and you're thinking about getting some?

Apoca-plypse sex is hot.

Easy on the medicine, boo.

Mm! America's next top bottom here is only 30 feet away.

25 feet. 20. Oh, shit, y'all.

- They go to the back. - Green room.

- Wait. - Here. Take this.

I'm gonna make sure the front's closed.

All right. Be careful. Hey, wait for me!

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't put any weight on it, okay?

- You stay here, where it's safe. - Okay.

- We'll be back. - I'll be fine.

Don't worry about me. I'm f-- I'll be totally fine.

I'll be fine over here.

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

- Oh, shit. Look out! - Oh, my God!

It's one of those things. I'm gonna shoot it.

- Wait! - Ew! No. Don't shoot.

- God! - Oh, my God. It's her!

Looky looky what the rapture dragged in.

Oh, fun. It's the sea witch.

You know what, champ? Go ahead and shoot.

No. Come on in, Yasmine.

♪ I had an ax in my leg

♪ It was bloody

♪ It was bleeding on the floor

♪ Yeah, oh, yeah

♪ And now I'm all alone in a scary-ass room ♪

Oh.

Why do you think we should help you

after you hung us out to dry tonight?

Oh, shut up, Ginsey.

I know you put a hex on my podcast.

Wait. Who's that?

Samoncé?

As usual, you don't finish anything.

Not even getting dressed.

This is ludicrous! Hello?

You could've got us killed coming through the window.

- What is this? - Right. We always keep the--

Get the fucking tape!

Jimmy! Jimmy!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Jimmy, you all right?

- Jimmy? -Jimmy?

- Oh, my God! - Sam, do something!

-Oh! - Shit!

- That's not good. - Really?

Is he dead, Sam? Is he dead?

Sam, is he dead?!

Wait! No! Oh, my God! Wait!

Wait! I got the bulletin board!

Get the fucking tape!

- Get something! -I got it! I got it!

- Hold on! Hold on! Watch out! - Give me the tape!

Give me the tape! Give me the tape! Aah!

I need tape!

Y'all, it's still coming in here!

Bitch, get out!

Don't you even think about coming in here!

That was my go-go boy! I hired him!

Oh, my God. This is my favorite bulletin board!

No!

Slim Jim! Oh, my God!

What the fuck was that?

Oops. I was chased.

Mnh-mnh.

♪ I'm fine

♪ I'm just fine

♪ Sitting by myself in my room and I'm doing my own... ♪

♪ There's gonna be a whole lot more-- ♪

Dre!

Sam!

- Dre! - Kelsey!

- Oh, my God. - Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy.

The door! The door!

What the hell?

Wow. You all look healthy enough.

Greetings. We're here for Kelsey.

Poppy!

Sweet angel.

- Are you hurt? - Yeah.

Is that a bite?! Damn it!

Did she get bit?

Better not be a bite. Do you hear me?

- Do you hear me? - It's not a bite.

No. No. Nobody touched her.

- It was-- - I got an ax wound.

- All right. Quit bragging. - What?

Who attempted to fell this precious woman?

That one.

Oh.

Fuck, lady! Jesus!

Punched me in the face! What the fuck did you do that for?

Who is this? What is this person?

Piper Callahan, Esquire.

Oh, that's firm.

My group calls me Pops.

- Hi. -My girlfriend.

Fiancée.

Right. Fiancée.

Okay. I need a drink.

Too much.

Manhattan is under siege.

It's only a matter of time until we're surrounded.

- We gotta make a move. - And where do you plan on going?

- Queens. - Ew.

- Oh, God. - We got a boat to catch.

The ferry?

How the hell did you get a ferry?

It's a co-op.

- Shocker. - Hey, twinkle toes.

I don't need your running commentary.

The boat leaves at dawn whether we're on it or not.

Okay. But, like, how do we get to the boat?

[ Chuckles ] I don't think you get it, party monster.

Women, NB, and family only.

Um...

That's all of us.

I don't think so.

- Certainly not this one. - What the fuck did I do?

Weirdly, he is family.

And no, we're-- we're staying here.

We have some other people that might show up.

That's good enough reason to leave right there.

No. My wife, for one. She's coming.

- She's probably dead. - What the...

Shut your mouth, you bag of hair.

What? It's true. Shit's crazy.

Lizzy's gonna get here. I have hope.

Yeah. You're goddamn right she is.

I don't hang a lot on hope.

I like to make a plan and execute.

That's how I made partner at 34.

Ooh.

I don't dance around for decades,

hoping for the best.

- Wow. -Poppy. So not chill.

Sweetheart, it's time to go.

Oh, my God!

Aah!

Fuck! Oh, my God!

I'm done finding storage for these fucking things!

- They really don't bring me joy! - The fuck is wrong with this?

- You don't know how to use it. - I'm done with it.

- Fuck that thing. - You might want to look away.

Why?

- Oh, shit. - Unh-unh.

No. No, no, no.

Holy fuck!

Oh!

Oh, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

Oh, look. That was clean.

Yeah. You ate that.

I need a drill.

Hey. You okay?

Yeah, yeah. It's an old dance injury.

Okay. We're almost there. We just gotta get to Barbara.

Who's Barbara, your wife?

No. Barbara's my Impala.

Not a Subaru. Nice.

What's your status, soldier?

Deep bite, definitely broke the skin.

You gotta do it, Pops. You gotta euth me.

What?!

But not the drill, man.

Copy that.

Wait. C-Can't we just wait and see?

She's got bit. She's probably infected.

Possibly infected, and it's "they."

I can turn any moment. We got to do it.

Tell Cassanda I always loved her.

- Pops. - Oh, God, no!

Piper!

Can we be reasonable about this?

All right. New rule.

No preemptive stuff.

You're with us until you're not. Understood?

Because...

Because shit's bad as it is already.

Right. That's what I said.

Why is everyone mad at me?

Two of the four of us are compromised.

So I...need some time to think.

Just clean that up and shut that fucking door.

Yeah. I'll go secure the premises.

Oh, God.

That was a lot.

I'm sweating.

Come on, Lizzy.

So it's going on right there. Breathe.

Ooh. There it is.

I'll be back.

Dre?

You all right?

Can you help me?

Jax?

Jax, come on, girl. I know you're still in there.

Oh, Jax.

Come on, girl. Say something.

I'm sorry.

Go to bed, girl.

Almost there.

- Just one more step. -

Fuckin' Jimmy.

♪ Ooh

You have a beautiful voice, Sam.

It's nice to get a compliment from you for once.

Compliment you all the time.

Used to. It's been a beat.

Yeah. Well, you used to show up and kill it every night.

It's been a while since I've seen that, too.

No. We're not about to do that, not right now.

Oh, just be honest.

You were gonna flake on us again, weren't you?

Mm-hmm.

You know last time you did I had to refund everyone's tickets?

It's like $9,000.

Why is it always about money-- Wait. How much was it?

$9,730.

It's my first sellout.

I needed my friend that night.

Yeah.

Well, what I needed from you was to show up

and kill it like you'd done a million times before.

Yum was finally the hottest party in town.

Finally getting your due, and you threw it all away

for some clock-puncher gig Lizzy got you?

- Come on. - Chapters change.

Clearly.

Clearly.

Did you even want me here tonight?

No, Sam, I didn't want you.

I needed you.

It's worse.

Sam? Dre?

What the hell is wrong with you, Nico?

I know how we get to this boat.

Bitch, what the fuck y'all doing down here?

Come on. Bring your ass.

Um, hello? I know you heard me.

Earlier tonight. The third photo?

What? I'm a little shiny. It was hot, okay?

No, that's not what I'm saying.

That's you with that thingy and a food truck.

It could fit all of us.

Oh. Yeah.

Girl, how could you forget a food truck?

Sweetie, do I look like I eat waffle?

-This is insane. - Is it nearby?

- Yes. - Not really.

- Two blocks. - Two blocks.

What the fuck?

That is some grade-A cyberstalking, twink.

Cheers, Coach.

If you were to procure this conveyance,

I can get you to the waterfront.

But I can't guarantee that you're gonna get on the ferry.

Y'all, let's fucking go!

Oh, I'm getting on that ferry.

From the canal road, we head north a few blocks.

- But that's west. - No, no. That's north, hon.

- West, you senile cow. - No, it's north.

Looks west to me, because if you go here...

- I got y'all. - Y'all!

The subway map is tilted.

Wait. What the fuck are you talking about the map is tilted?

- Quiet! - You're fucking insane.

It's a solid route.

So who's going?

Well, as assets, I have three electric scooters.

But I'm staying here with my girl.

I mean, this kid says he knows the area, so...

Oh, yeah. I'll go for sure. 'Cause you're motley as fuck.

- Yeah. -I'll go.

- Sam. - Really?

All right. So then who's the third?

- I gotta have... - I'm not good at anything.

- And Lizzy's coming, so I... - I think I should probably

- at least change my outfit once. - Yeah.

Un.

Deux.

Trois.

Gah. Shit.

That leaves you all here with, like, you know, no men.

- Oh, my God. - Honey, the lipstick has spoken.

Fuck.

Things are getting dicey out there.

Not just hostiles. Cops too.

Yeah. They're fucking with everybody.

Except first responders.

You got to look the part.

Oh... my... God.

- You know what this means. - A fucking makeover?

Yay!

And look at me all locked and loaded and whatnot.

♪ Oh, my God ♪ Mix it up

♪ They linin' up down the block ♪

- All right, now. - ♪ Oh, my God

- ♪ Mix it up - Okay.

♪ They linin' up down the block ♪

What the hell is this? What are we doing here?

We're about to change.

♪ Stand back 'cause I'm bringing that fire ♪

No.

- Yeah. - Very cute.

It's giving that?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Nnh! - ♪ Oh, my God

♪ Mix it up

♪ They linin' up down the block ♪

♪ I'm like, oh, my God

- How's this? - ♪ I got everything you want

This could be cute. Like...

Hold on tight. Mama's about to work.

- Bring me that tape. - That's a little tight.

We're gonna Fawcett flick. Hey! Fawcett flick...

He looks like he could be a member at Nails.

- Get that out of here. - Okay. Let's try this.

- Highlighter yellow. - This one's good.

She'll stand out in the crowd.

- It's a say-something moment. - Yeah.

- What is this now? What is this? - A little bit, yeah.

- Mama made me match my... - You're gonna look good.

- What's it gonna do? - We're doing it, Barry.

Okay. Let's see. Stripper Firefighter.

Bob the Bedazzler.

And...

Super Mario... at the Caulk on Second Avenue!

Fuck yeah. Mnh!

You look like the Essential Village People.

Sometimes it does take an essential village.

Ginsey, what the hell are you doing?

My mind's made up.

Mama's coming with you.

- You are not going out the-- - Baby.

Big Bear was right.

- This is woman's work. - What are you talking about?

- I'm all ready to go. - Hush up, hon.

- I'm ready to go-- - Buh-- Shh!

Your princess is in another castle.

I'm scared shitless.

But the hardest part is showing up.

I'm here with you, Sam.

Just hurry.

If you're not back in time, we're heading out on foot.

And I can't walk.

Good night, Kelsey.

Pay my bar tab.

Hey, um, just... come back in one piece, okay?

Hey. You be careful out there.

Period.

Period.

I like that.

Ooh.

Oh, my God.

Decaying while they hit refresh.

When there's no room left in hell,

there's an app for that.

Wow. That was deep.

All right, bitches. Come on.

- Oh, my God. - I love your jacket.

- Oh, she look cute. - I hope you win.

Oh, my God.

Girl, this is like the most fucked-up TikTok I've ever seen.

- Keep going. - Why does he look like that?

- You bitch. Wait up. - Sam, hurry.

- I'm coming. I'm coming. - Hurry, Sam.

What the hell is happening?

- Oh, my God. - Excuse me.

Do you smell that or is that just me?

- Ooh. Ooh. - Oh.

- Oh! - Wait a second, y'all.

This is nice.

Okay. It's giving budget, y'all.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

My girl Yasmine know where to go.

Nah.

They designed all this stuff to look all chic

and shiny on a little screen, but it's just...

All fake.

- Like lipstick on a pig. - Okay.

But, y'all, they got Haribos.

- Ooh! Throw me one! - Top-tier gummy.

You got it, girl.

- What a waste of mints. - Okay, bitches. Who could drive?

Ooh. Right here.

Yeah.

- Thank you. - I got this.

I'm'a be honest. I don't know what to do with all this.

But I'm gonna eat it 'cause I'm hungry.

- Is it a dick toner? - Listen. And this is a clitoris.

- That looks good. - You eat it like...

- You go, like, right... -Hey!

- Not so fast. - Yeah. What youse up to?

Hey. Easy. Easy, bro. We're first responders.

Oh. Is that right?

'Cause it seems to me like youse are up to something.

- Oh, shit. - Nah, bro.

We gotta go downtown.

Just got called up by the station.

Court Street, ASAP.

Okay. Why don't you give me the keys?

Don't.

Give him the keys. Now, now, now!

Okay, okay! Here! Here.

Now, there's just one more thing.

You have the right to remain...

- Bushwick! - ...Bushwick!

Aah!

All night long!

'Cause we don't shelter in place.

- No, no, no. - We shelter...

- In your face! - ...in your face!

Aah!

- Are you fucking kidding me? - Whoa. Okay. Thank you.

That's rude.

I saw somebody die tonight, and probably more are on their way,

and you're just fucking out here pranking?

No, no, no.

Slutty Margaret Thatcher is right.

This is an emergency.

And we should take emergencies so, so seriously.

Like an emergency.

Don't forget to like and share, huh?

I love you!

Those fuckers.

Those fuckers.

Are y'all dead-ass not even about to mention

how you just tossed away our best chance of survival?

Look. I think the best thing we can do is go back to Yum.

And then we can do a plan B.

I'm not going back with y'all.

Man, y'all don't give a fuck about me.

You just see me as some drug- dealer street rat from Bushwick.

Nico, nobody thinks that.

Man, you don't treat me like no real queen.

Y'all won't even...

What?

Y'all won't even call me Scrumptious.

Fine... Scrumptious.

Let's go home to our friends.

My only friend here is dead.

Nico!

Nico!

Does anyone have a ring light?

I don't.

- Aw, Jesus Christ. - Come on.

- Really? - Yasmine!

It wasn't me!

The fuck are we going?

You know, uh, Kelsey mentioned that she was engaged.

You're, um... not exactly what I was picturing.

Well, you're exactly what I was picturing.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Soft butch, shy smile, charming, exploitative.

What?

Ooh! Did you hear that?

Oh, fuck!

Ugh! God!

Nice shot.

Golf team, Division I. That's how I paid for Berkeley.

- Nice. - That's pretty hot.

Good backswing and everything.

What are you, like 35 and still promoting parties?

Yeah. Well, I guess I'm not one for the rat race.

- You mean a real job? Flake. - The fuck?

Hey. Dre's pretty tough, actually.

Yeah. I said flake, not snowflake, you moron.

- It's here. - All right. I see that.

I mean, I'm sure she could scrap,

but could she handle a 401 or a disaster plan?

No. And I'm sure you're no better.

Hey, you don't know me.

I got three years' worth of MREs back at Staten Island.

Yeah. A fat lot of good that does you here.

Yeah. Well, a fat lot of good your 401 does you.

- I was gonna get that. - Yeah, okay.

And what do you mean I'm exploitative or whatever?

I would say opportunistic.

That was the wrong word that I used.

Ladies! Okay? We don't got time for this.

We got bigger problems.

Everyone here is cool with me, okay?

- Let's just get along. - You know what?

We don't give a rat's ass about your approval.

Guys like you have total contempt for us

unless we're here saving your behind.

What are you talking about?

You're the one who won't let me on your rescue boat.

Yeah. We were doing pretty good until you barged in here.

Or should I say scooted in with your little pink outfit.

Yo, Dre! Come check this out.

There's some good stuff down here.

- What are you doing? - Look at this.

- All this shit. - That's actually pretty good.

Oh, fuck. That's not funny.

Open the door.

Oh, shit.

Where are we going?

Oh! I...I should know my way by now.

I've been here so many times. I'm just...

Wait. No. I'm sorry. I'm lost. I'm lost.

I got to-- I got to call Dre.

- I forgot my phone! - What?

I am always losing important shit.

- God. - It's fine. It's fine.

I have mine. I have mine. What's-- What's Dre's number?

Oh, my God. I don't know.

I don't know my own wife's number.

I don't know my own wife's number

in some kind of, like, weird apocalypse.

- How am I gonna be a mom? - It's okay. It's okay.

Plus I can't remember my phone.

I can't remember my wife's number.

Lizzy, what the fuck is that?

Oh, my God.

- Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. - Oh, my God. It's a mom!

- Lizzy, we have to go. Drive. - No. It's pregnant.

It's holding a baby. I have to help.

Lizzy, helping whatever that is is not gonna make you

- a better mom. - No, no, no. But it will.

It will not.

Lizzy. Lizzy!

What a stupid-ass move. What are they thinking?

They're gonna get themselves killed.

Gins, I don't think I should be going back there either.

What? What are you talking about?

Y'all don't need me.

Dre sure doesn't.

What is it with you young ones?

It's like you need a personal engraved invitation

to say you belong.

I need you. We need you.

Samoncé brings us laughter and joy and--

You keep talking about her, about Samoncé.

I locked her up so long ago,

I don't know if she exists anymore.

Baby, she's... she's been here all along.

She's, like, pouring through the cracks.

She's, like, leaking out all over here, Sam.

Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I think I've been bit!

It is one of them, and I have been bit in the butt!

I have been bit! Is it on my butt?!

- It's a little hole, but it's-- - Where is the hole in my ass?!

- Calm down. - Sam! Oh!

- Holy God! - Get off my friend!

Release him, you bitch!

Oh, my God! Hurry, Sam!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Aah! Damn!

You have 30 seconds. I will drive this car away.

I will get it! Shit.

Hi! Hi!

No. I'm okay. I come in peace, okay?

I'm a nurse.

I see that you're holding a baby.

You can just hand me the baby.

It'll be fine.

Yes. Okay?

Can you hand me the--

Oh, my God. What is that? Oh, my God. That's not a baby.

That's not a baby!

Oh, no. No. There's more of them!

There's more! No! Abort! Hide!

What kind of door doesn't have a key?

You know what? I'm not alone in here.

- What do you mean? - Who's in there?

- What are you talking about? - Oh, fuck.

Something not right about this.

- Why do they look like that? - Fucking rats!

There's fucking tons of them. Don't let them bit you!

- Kick them off! - It's on your back!

Oh, shit! It's climbing up your fucking leg, Pops!

- Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! Get it off me!

- Get it off! - That's very bad!

Sam, they are well dressed and hungry!

Okay. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go.

Let's go. Get in here.

Come in here, Sam. Hurry!

Come on, Barry. Help me get it open.

We're gonna get you out of there.

No! No. There's too many.

You got to-- You got to save yourself.

We're not gonna leave you!

Yeah. Just... Just get Kelsey to the boat.

Just get Kelsey!

Keep fighting! We're not gonna leave you!

The password to the boat... is...

-Don't do it! Don't do it! - ..."Labia"!

Oh, that's bad.

It's really fucking bad.

Dre.

She's gone, okay? We got to go.

"Labia."

I don't know what that means, but remember that.

Come on. We got to get the fuck out of here!

Kelsey.

Come on!

Come on. Come on. Come on.

- Oh, God. - You okay?

- I'm okay. Are you okay? - Yeah.

We're good. We're good. Oh, my God, Sam.

We're gonna be fine. We're gonna be just fine.

-Oh, God. -Oh, my God.

Where'd they go?

How are we gonna get out of here?

Oh, my God!

Not the neighbor chick! Ginsey, help!

Fuck! Ginsey!

Oh, my God! Get off of him!

Holy shit! Oh, my God! Get off of me!

Aah! My-- Holy fuck! You bitch!

Ginsey!

Get off of Sam!

Get off of him!

Get-- Get up, Mama.

I don't think I can.

I finally landed in my death drop.

No, no, no.

I'm-- I'm'a come down to get you.

- You just hold on, okay? - No, Sam. Listen to me.

Samoncé is not something you can build a wall around.

I need you... to show the world who you are.

- Please go. - Ginsey, please.

- Ginsey, please. You got to-- - Sam, I need you to go.

Please-- Please go!

I cannot have you see what happens next.

Go, Sam.

Please, please, please.

- I love you. - Please, Sam!

Just go. Please go!

Barry... w-what's going on?

We, um...

Piper's gone.

- What? - What the hell happened?

What do you mean, she's gone?

There was... rats.

There were so many of them. They were crawling up her legs.

- They-- They fucking... - She, uh...

- Biting people, and then she... - ...had a thing.

...thing.

Do you mean she's dead?

Yeah.

No.

Poppy!

Lizzy?

Lizzy, hey. Hey.

Who's this?

Oh, my God!

-Fuck, fuck, fuck. - Okay. Here's the thing.

We are close. I know we're close.

And they are slow. I say we run for it.

No. I will never make it.

Oh, my God. Your knee. What's wrong with it?

- Is it a meniscus? What is it? - I don't know!

I never went to a doctor. I fucking hate doctors!

- It's just... - What?

It started hurting one day and my dance teacher,

- she gave me Oxycontin and-- - Okay. That's so fucked up.

- She was trying her best! - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Okay. Listen.

If we get out of this, you have to let me help you.

I don't need a mother, Lizzy.

No, but you need a nurse.

To Pops.

To Pops.

Fuck.

You know what?

Dre, what are you doing?

I am doing what we do.

Don't you know the situation we're in?

- It's life or death. -It's both.

It's always both.

Yes! Finally! Oh!

♪ Pop it

I guess we're dancing.

Come on.

Poppy would've wanted it this way!

♪ Give me what you got

Okay.

What's happening?

They're starting to leave.

- Oh, my God. - What the fuck happened?

They're leaving.

What the fuck was that?

♪ Hey, bitch, you gonna really find out ♪

♪ All that shit you was talking about ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

Well, fuck it.

♪ Said hey, bitch, you gonna really find out ♪

♪ All that shit you was talking about ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

What the hell was that?

So... nurse.

Yeah?

Do you prescribe?

Yeah, I prescribe.

PT, PT with an NBTPT, and a side of CBT.

That's it.

That's your prescription.

I guess it beats calling a drug dealer every couple of weeks.

Hello?

Girl, what you doing?

You're with who?

Where y'all at?

Oh, hold on, girl. I'm coming.

Uh, is your friend doing okay?

'Cause, uh, she looks - uh, they look a little--

Yo, yo. Hey, hey.

I'm still here.

Yeah. Right. Okay.

Yeah, you let us know if you start feeling...

feeling it, you know?

Hey.

You all right?

- Yeah. - Listen.

Lizzy loses her phone like once a week, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Do I look worried?

I mean, I'm scared shitless.

It's a fucking nightmare out there.

But I'm not worried about Lizzy, okay?

She's tough. She's smart.

She's gonna be here. I promise you, all right?

Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Yeah.

And she's sly too, you know?

She was playing that baby card pretty hard

to get me to come over here tonight.

What?

I'm gonna be an uncle.

It's fucking incredible. I'm so excited for you guys.

Listen.

Whatever that kid is-- boy, girl, they, them, whatever--

I'm teaching that kid how to plumb, okay?

It's important.

- Lizzy's pregnant? - ♪ Pop it

Yeah.

You didn't know?

No.

No.

All right.

You didn't know?

She is. It's exciting.

This is good. This is good.

-Having a baby. -Yeah.

That's wise.

- But now, the timing. - Yeah. You want to hug it out?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah! Family now, motherfucker.

Ah! Having a baby.

I'm got to get diapers... and a crib.

- Yeah. - We should build a crib.

- I can do that. - I'm gonna be a mom.

That's great. Have a shot.

Yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

Samoncé!

Ginsey?

We're gonna have to go on foot.

But I know how to clear the streets.

Dre, get ready for the wildest party we've ever thrown.

This club is about to be at capacity.

We got to armor up.

Do I have to do anything?

Yes, bitch.

- You too, girl. - Nice.

If we want to get the hell out of here,

we got to let those motherfuckin' monsters in.

♪ Get it up, get it up, get it up ♪

♪ Get it up, get it up, get it up ♪

♪ Get it up, get it up, get it up ♪

♪ Get it up, get it up, get it up ♪

♪ Get it up, get it up, get it up ♪

Dre? Showtime.

Let 'em in.

Holy fucking shit.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

♪ Back door cracked, we don't need a key ♪

♪ We get in for free, no VIP sleaze ♪

♪ Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead ♪

♪ Now you're one of us

♪ You're coming with me

♪ It's time to kill the lights

♪ And shut the DJ down

♪ Tonight we're takin' over

♪ No one's getting out

♪ This place about to blow ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Blow, oh, oh oh

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

♪ Blow, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

- Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! - Aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

Aah!

They're behind you.

Sam! Behind you!

What's up? What's up?

Shit.

Oh, God! You're so beautiful, but you're so fucking scary!

That's how you use that thing.

Nice fuckin' shot.

The street's clearing.

Tiger, you okay?

Okay. Stay stealth and follow me.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Shit.

Barry, come on!

Oh, fuck.

- Dre, bring your ass! Let's go! - We got to go! Let's go, Dre!

Oh, shit.

Um...

Biathlon... national collegiate...

championships.

Third place.

Thanks for asking.

Take my shoes, yeah. I can, uh, get out of here.

Whoo. Whoo!

Holy shit!

-Oh, shit! - I can't believe it worked.

There was a woman with a fucking wig like this.

She almost ate my face off!

Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Dre should have been out here by now.

-She's not out here? -What the fuck?

- Damn! - Wait, wait, wait!

No!

Dre!

Sam, what are you doing?!

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

- There's so many! - Shit. Oh, no!

Hi, Yasminis!

- It's time for some BTS. - The hell?

You won't believe it.

This night has been cuh-ray!

But don't I look fabulous?

Yeah. Survivalist looks definitely good on me.

I need my followers to stay alive.

Excuse me. Let's go. Hold that. Let's just go.

You need to run, dump, hide. Love you all.

Survive, survive.

Come on, Dre!

Good night, Yum.

It's been a party.

You all right?

I thought you was right behind us!

You all right?

Oh!

- Okay. -Quite enough. Let's move.

We got to go.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

We're gonna have to go on foot, all right?

- Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Sorry.

Okay. Come on. Come on.

God!

Move your asses! Come on, y'all. Damn.

- Whoo! - Hey, hey, hey, come on.

T, come on. You're with us too, Come on. Hey, where you going?

- What you doing? Come on. - I'm not gonna make it, man.

- No, no, no. You are. You are. - I'm not gonna make it.

I'll give you a fighting chance. I'll just hold them back...

for as long as I can.

You go.

- I don't want to leave you. - No. You got to go.

Go!

Fuck.

Come on. We got you, man. We got you. We got you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Barbara?

Here we a-a-a-a-are!

What's my name, bitches?!

- Oh, shit! Scrumptious! - Scrumptious!

Stupid bitch!

- Lizzy? - Dre?

- Oh! - Hey. Be careful.

She's with child.

- I know! - You do?

Yeah. Barry told me. He ruined it.

This is bad timing, but I'm... I'm so happy!

I knew you were gonna make it.

I knew you'd be here!

- Hi! - Mm!

- You look beautiful. - Thank you, boo!

Okay. This is really cute for y'all, but we got to go.

You right. You right. Come on. Come on, y'all.

Oh, my God, Captain Kels, not you still injured.

See, that's what I'm saying. Like, what was you gonna do?

That was pretty amazing.

I do have some notes, though.

Bitch.

Coming back to save me? Pretty extra.

Yeah, I know.

Everybody loves a happy ending, right?

Yeah.

Come on, bitch. Titanic me.

Okay, Samoncé. I see you.

Whoa! Damn!

Okay! Queen shit!

...thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry.

♪ Walk up in the room, all eyes on me ♪

♪ When I step up on the spot, baby girl, you're gonna see ♪

♪ When they say your name

♪ They know they getting stunts and shenanigans ♪

♪ I drop into the spot, they go wild, they cannot handle it ♪

♪ Chest out, popped, and some the shoulders real back ♪

♪ Look left, look right, now you're ready to attack ♪

♪ When they hear that click-clack ♪

♪ Then they know it's goin' down ♪

♪ From the stage, baby girl, you the talk around town ♪

♪ Show 'em all what my mother gave me ♪

♪ Can't keep it to myself

♪ Tease and please, and go on and go crazy ♪

Come here. Let me give you a show.

♪ Baby, make an entrance

♪ Come on and strike a pose

♪ Put down those defenses

♪ Make sure everybody knows ♪

♪ Hit that beat with your heel, make the dummies squeal ♪

♪ Do a drop, make it pop, show me how you feel ♪

♪ Purr, kitty cat

♪ Let the queen out my cage

♪ And tap, tap, tap, I'm'a work the stage ♪

♪ Make an entrance

♪ Strike a pose

♪ Put down those defenses

♪ Make sure everybody knows

♪ Make an entrance

♪ Strike a pose

♪ Put down those defenses

♪ Make sure everybody knows

♪ Steppin' out on the town with my girls all around ♪

♪ Turnin' heads left and right, make 'em drop to the ground ♪

♪ When you see her whole land, she not ready for your reign ♪

♪ Wave hello and keep it pumpin' ♪

♪ Ain't no time for playin' games ♪

♪ You want to make an entrance, baby girl, take some notes ♪

♪ Get your pumps laced up, move straight to their throats ♪

♪ Do your oaths, get your life, keep that chin up high ♪

♪ Pop for me, sis, now shake that thigh ♪

♪ Pump, pump, pump

♪ Hit a pose, pose, pose

♪ Do a twirl, twirl, twirl

♪ Do that, girl, girl, girl

♪ Show 'em all what my mother gave me ♪

♪ Can't keep it to myself

♪ Tease and please, and go on and go crazy ♪

Come here. Let me give you a show.

I'm proud of you, girl. You answered.

Uh, is there a car outside?

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

♪ Pop, drop, lock, yeah, we comin', comin' ♪

♪ Give me what you got, all your money, money ♪

♪ Anybody pop, we gunnin'

♪ So please don't try nothin' funny ♪

♪ Pop, drop, lock, yeah, we comin', comin' ♪

♪ Give me what you got, all your money, money ♪

♪ Anybody pop, we gunnin'

- I got an ax wound. - Pop it.

I got an ax wound. I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound. I got an ax wound.

♪ Hey, bitch, you gonna really find out ♪

♪ All that shit you was talking about ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

♪ Said hey, bitch, you gonna really find out ♪

♪ All that shit you was talking about ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

♪ Better run when you hear that ♪

♪ I said...

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an...

I got an...

I got an...

I got an...

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

I got an ax wound.

All right. Quit bragging.