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Hey. You okay?

I thought you had a date tonight.

Well, I did.

I literally was about to leave and he just texted me some ridiculous story

I know is fake.

So, I don't know.

Yeah.

Men are such jerks, babe.

I know you won't be that way.

I trained you.

I taught you better than that.

Okay.

Oh, so sweet.

See what I mean?

See, I don't need to go on dates anyway.

You're my little man.

Didn't you say something about having a date tonight, though?

No, Mom. We'll stay here with you.

Oh, yeah? Oh.

You're so sweet.

I don't even know why I try to go on dates anyway.

I have you right here, right?

Maybe if it wasn't for...

You know, other things. I don't even think I ever would.

What do you mean?

Nothing that involves you.

Mom, I can do anything.

Anything?

You're so grown up now, you know, and all we have with each other now,

right?

Yeah.

You know,

I know that dating's hard for guys your age, and,

you know, I...

I think I might have an idea if you just want to lay back.

I don't understand.

Well, I just don't want this to be weird for either of us, you know, so

just, you know, pretend like I'm a girl from school that you like or something.

You know, something that we both need.

You know, you don't go out as many times as the guys at your age do.

Just stay home with me.

I think I should take care of you more often.

Thank you.

uh uh

Oh no.

I love you.

oh

Oh, well.

Thank you.