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Hurrah!

You know, Zena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you.

Just you and me.

Well, no one's trying to kill us right now.

I know, Gabrielle. But to tell someone hustling local villagers a card?

It's just like a total kiss, man.

We need to go check it out.

I know.

I know you're right.

I'm just disappointed.

We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry.

Come on.

I don't think we should play another hand.

We just can't afford to lose anymore.

She's right. Our husbands will be quite angry with us.

Ladies.

Ladies, you can't afford to stop playing now.

I could have possibly win another round.

Come on.

I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand.

You know, I think my luck is changing.

Mine too. I think you're in trouble this time, Metallicus.

I hope I am.

What are the odds, ladies?

I'm sorry.

That's unbelievable. You must have won like ten halves in a row.

It's more like thirteen, but that's irrelevant.

Time to pay up.

But we don't have anything left.

But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you. It'll just take some time.

There's no credit here, lady.

Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husband.

Wait! Isn't there something we could do?

What do you have in mind?

Well... Maybe we could work off our debt.

If you're thinking what I'm thinking...

Think we have a deal?

Yeah.

You girls smell so clean.

Even though we're dirty little whores. Oh, yeah.

Dirty little bar wenches.

Wait a

second. What?

You smell clean.

You don't understand.

I have sex... A telekip.

I've had sex with queens.

Fucking dirty.

Oh, yeah.

I like watching you lick my asshole.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I'm like fucking pussy all over you.

Paul, it's me.

fucking cock in her mouth.

Oh, my God.

No. Hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, man.

but he's a god as well. I don't think it's any of your concern.

Is that so?

Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that.

Uh, no, wait, wait.

Wait. Can't we work something out?

I am the god of war, and your spell will not last long on me.

I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son Cupid before I go to

Ares, I will show you that love is stronger than war.

Show me.

How powerful is love?

Don't I always?

We'll see about that.

I'll see about that.

Thank you.

Oh, God, it feels so good.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

go to Zoom.

under my control.

And we will be unstoppable.

Okay, Draco, I have two problems with that.

How are you going to get Cupid to go along with your plan? And do you really

think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena?

I've got Cupid just where I want him.

And if his spell will work on you, Alty, I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose.

Cupid, come in here, my friend.

Missed you too, my friend.

What's it been? All of five minutes since I've seen you last?

I know, man, but it's far too long. I love you guys.

Cupid, why don't you demonstrate to Alty here the power of your arrow?

You know, I really doubt that you could...

You

know,

I never noticed how handsome you were before.

You're more attractive than all the gods combined.

So could I tell you?

Thank you.

is a god.

Your cock is like a fucking god.

Hercules, why does something have to be up just because I summoned my favorite

brother?

Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that you want something.

Well, there is something, and I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super

important. I'm afraid to ask.

Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is going to tell

Zeus. He's a god. I'm sure he can take care of himself.

But you're his favorite uncle. He looks up to you.

Yeah.

Well, I'm going to be going. I have to attend to more pressing matters.

Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay.

Xena?

What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her?

I'm sure you'll find out.

You better hurry.

Zena!

Gabrielle!

You've come all this way just to see me?

The telecast tells of you hustling the villagers to come a great way.

They're about to retaliate.

We're here to save you from yourself.

Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll

just fine.

Zena!

If nothing else, you're so predictable.

So you're here to see me?

I'm here to keep an ulti with you.

What's that benefit of an ulti?

An Amazon doing the bidding of this warlord.

You're just cutting your whole race.

I left the Amazon a long time ago.

And you should be worrying about other things.

Like what?

Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you.

Now keep it!

I think you did just fine.

Come on, let's go.

Wait.

Wait for me. Wait for me.

Get real. Not so fast, you know. You have to go through me first.

Well, if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas, it would be

right now.

See you later, gang.

Remember this in the morning.

Oh man.

Bye.

You big fucking cock.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm -hmm

Oh my god.

I'm going to sing all those fucking songs.

I'm trying to stick your fucking balls in my asshole too.

I'm going to get these down and do a little fucking slap.

Push me in your goddamn dick.

Fingers in. Point.

There's one.

You're clenching on your fucking dick with my hands on it.

It's like I'm stroking you.

Sorry,

you have a fucking table?

Yeah.

Open and close.

Open and close.

Sucking your dick with every fucking stroke.

Using the top of your asshole.

I'm just keeping it tight and making you feel every fucking movement in my

goddamn mouth. I want your dick.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know what he told me and caressed me and then he just took me to

little fucking Amazon floor.

I don't know what he told me during the Amazon floor.

Just put your hand like that.

Please.

I see Xena still has you fighting for battles for her. I must say, I must get

disappointed.

I would never disappoint a host.

He's here for Cupid.

Are you sure?

We'll find help with our old friend here.

Hercules, thank you, but I got this.

Cupid, let's be taking my favorite nephew.

I hope you enjoy the party.

It'll be your last.

Now the real party starts.

No, we'll get that alone. How do you want it, Gabrielle?

Just you and me?

Are you looking forward to it?

I guess.

I put us both in danger, Xena.

What if you were the one to take the arrow?

I wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

I'm a weak link.

Don't ever say that.

Don't ever think that.

It's your love that makes me stronger.

Don't you know that?

Let's go home.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I chant for the footman.

Look at me like a little fucking boy.

Do you want to do your hair?

It's fucking hot and sexy and dirty.

and play with you. You understand that?

Fight me.

You're so extraordinary.

That's how I protect you.