1 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:12,660 Hurrah! 2 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,960 You know, Zena, I'm really looking forward to spending time with you. 3 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,240 Just you and me. 4 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,920 Well, no one's trying to kill us right now. 5 00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:22,380 I know, Gabrielle. But to tell someone hustling local villagers a card? 6 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,600 It's just like a total kiss, man. 7 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,840 We need to go check it out. 8 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,220 I know. 9 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,660 I know you're right. 10 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,960 I'm just disappointed. 11 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,940 We'll have our time, Gabrielle. Don't worry. 12 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:36,800 Come on. 13 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:52,480 I don't think we should play another hand. 14 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,460 We just can't afford to lose anymore. 15 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:57,900 She's right. Our husbands will be quite angry with us. 16 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,120 Ladies. 17 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,380 Ladies, you can't afford to stop playing now. 18 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:07,080 I could have possibly win another round. 19 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Come on. 20 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,580 I'll give you both two to one odds on the next hand. 21 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:16,640 You know, I think my luck is changing. 22 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:20,060 Mine too. I think you're in trouble this time, Metallicus. 23 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,839 I hope I am. 24 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:53,690 What are the odds, ladies? 25 00:04:54,050 --> 00:04:55,050 I'm sorry. 26 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:58,550 That's unbelievable. You must have won like ten halves in a row. 27 00:04:58,930 --> 00:05:01,190 It's more like thirteen, but that's irrelevant. 28 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,290 Time to pay up. 29 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:07,870 But we don't have anything left. 30 00:05:10,530 --> 00:05:15,230 But with the gods as our witnesses, we will pay you. It'll just take some time. 31 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,960 There's no credit here, lady. 32 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,520 Looks like we're going to have to go talk to your husband. 33 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:29,140 Wait! Isn't there something we could do? 34 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:33,900 What do you have in mind? 35 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:41,420 Well... Maybe we could work off our debt. 36 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:46,840 If you're thinking what I'm thinking... 37 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,870 Think we have a deal? 38 00:05:57,470 --> 00:05:58,470 Yeah. 39 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:08,070 You girls smell so clean. 40 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:11,950 Even though we're dirty little whores. Oh, yeah. 41 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:14,870 Dirty little bar wenches. 42 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,450 Wait a 43 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:45,870 second. What? 44 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,570 You smell clean. 45 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:53,490 You don't understand. 46 00:06:53,570 --> 00:06:54,710 I have sex... A telekip. 47 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:59,390 I've had sex with queens. 48 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,259 Fucking dirty. 49 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:07,980 Oh, yeah. 50 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:13,960 I like watching you lick my asshole. 51 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,520 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 52 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:18,940 Oh, yeah. 53 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,280 I'm like fucking pussy all over you. 54 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,600 Paul, it's me. 55 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:26,900 fucking cock in her mouth. 56 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:35,080 Oh, my God. 57 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:16,750 No. Hmm. 58 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Mm -hmm. 59 00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:42,130 Oh, man. 60 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,300 but he's a god as well. I don't think it's any of your concern. 61 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320 Is that so? 62 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,160 Perhaps we should see what Zeus thinks about that. 63 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,580 Uh, no, wait, wait. 64 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:49,720 Wait. Can't we work something out? 65 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,920 I am the god of war, and your spell will not last long on me. 66 00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:01,300 I will give you one mortal day to retrieve your son Cupid before I go to 67 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,960 Ares, I will show you that love is stronger than war. 68 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,840 Show me. 69 00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:16,940 How powerful is love? 70 00:33:24,340 --> 00:33:25,340 Don't I always? 71 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,860 We'll see about that. 72 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,900 I'll see about that. 73 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:15,639 Thank you. 74 00:54:00,650 --> 00:54:01,750 Oh, God, it feels so good. 75 00:54:02,610 --> 00:54:05,630 Oh, God. 76 00:54:05,950 --> 00:54:06,950 Oh, God. 77 00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:08,330 Oh, God. 78 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:11,390 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 79 00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:12,910 Oh, God. 80 00:54:13,490 --> 00:54:14,490 Oh, God. 81 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,800 go to Zoom. 82 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:44,020 under my control. 83 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,360 And we will be unstoppable. 84 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,180 Okay, Draco, I have two problems with that. 85 00:56:51,860 --> 00:56:55,320 How are you going to get Cupid to go along with your plan? And do you really 86 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,180 think a love spell from Cupid's arrow is going to work on Xena? 87 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:02,020 I've got Cupid just where I want him. 88 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:08,260 And if his spell will work on you, Alty, I imagine it'll work. Well, I suppose. 89 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:11,840 Cupid, come in here, my friend. 90 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,220 Missed you too, my friend. 91 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,460 What's it been? All of five minutes since I've seen you last? 92 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,420 I know, man, but it's far too long. I love you guys. 93 00:57:35,100 --> 00:57:41,000 Cupid, why don't you demonstrate to Alty here the power of your arrow? 94 00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,080 You know, I really doubt that you could... 95 00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:04,100 You 96 00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:10,700 know, 97 00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,220 I never noticed how handsome you were before. 98 00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,540 You're more attractive than all the gods combined. 99 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:05,300 So could I tell you? 100 01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:57,200 Thank you. 101 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000 is a god. 102 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,880 Your cock is like a fucking god. 103 01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:20,210 Hercules, why does something have to be up just because I summoned my favorite 104 01:23:20,210 --> 01:23:21,210 brother? 105 01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:24,790 Come on, Aphrodite. We both know that you want something. 106 01:23:25,390 --> 01:23:29,750 Well, there is something, and I wouldn't summon you if it wasn't super 107 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:31,910 important. I'm afraid to ask. 108 01:23:33,230 --> 01:23:37,390 Well, it's Cupid. He's causing problems on Earth, and Ares is going to tell 109 01:23:37,390 --> 01:23:40,550 Zeus. He's a god. I'm sure he can take care of himself. 110 01:23:40,970 --> 01:23:43,650 But you're his favorite uncle. He looks up to you. 111 01:23:43,910 --> 01:23:44,910 Yeah. 112 01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:49,790 Well, I'm going to be going. I have to attend to more pressing matters. 113 01:23:51,010 --> 01:23:53,150 Okay. I hope Xena's going to be okay. 114 01:23:54,850 --> 01:23:55,850 Xena? 115 01:23:56,710 --> 01:23:58,670 What does this thing with Cupid have to do with her? 116 01:24:00,150 --> 01:24:01,410 I'm sure you'll find out. 117 01:24:01,690 --> 01:24:03,390 You better hurry. 118 01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:28,620 Zena! 119 01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:31,060 Gabrielle! 120 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,180 You've come all this way just to see me? 121 01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:37,340 The telecast tells of you hustling the villagers to come a great way. 122 01:24:38,900 --> 01:24:40,180 They're about to retaliate. 123 01:24:41,060 --> 01:24:42,600 We're here to save you from yourself. 124 01:24:44,820 --> 01:24:49,400 Well, I appreciate your concerns, ladies, but I like it here. I think I'll 125 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:50,400 just fine. 126 01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:52,200 Zena! 127 01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:55,360 If nothing else, you're so predictable. 128 01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,050 So you're here to see me? 129 01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:59,370 I'm here to keep an ulti with you. 130 01:24:59,710 --> 01:25:01,150 What's that benefit of an ulti? 131 01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,550 An Amazon doing the bidding of this warlord. 132 01:25:05,590 --> 01:25:07,170 You're just cutting your whole race. 133 01:25:08,010 --> 01:25:10,710 I left the Amazon a long time ago. 134 01:25:11,350 --> 01:25:14,150 And you should be worrying about other things. 135 01:25:14,590 --> 01:25:15,590 Like what? 136 01:25:16,030 --> 01:25:18,010 Like what you're going to do when Xena leaves you. 137 01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:20,810 Now keep it! 138 01:25:34,870 --> 01:25:37,350 I think you did just fine. 139 01:25:40,210 --> 01:25:41,550 Come on, let's go. 140 01:25:44,590 --> 01:25:45,590 Wait. 141 01:25:47,190 --> 01:25:48,790 Wait for me. Wait for me. 142 01:25:49,310 --> 01:25:52,350 Get real. Not so fast, you know. You have to go through me first. 143 01:25:53,810 --> 01:26:00,190 Well, if there was ever a time to walk away from two angry vaginas, it would be 144 01:26:00,190 --> 01:26:01,190 right now. 145 01:26:01,470 --> 01:26:02,470 See you later, gang. 146 01:26:43,950 --> 01:26:44,950 Remember this in the morning. 147 01:52:14,480 --> 01:52:15,480 Oh man. 148 01:53:19,950 --> 01:53:20,950 Bye. 149 01:54:42,030 --> 01:54:43,330 You big fucking cock. 150 01:55:32,680 --> 01:55:33,680 Mm -hmm. 151 01:57:11,600 --> 01:57:12,600 Mm. 152 02:00:00,590 --> 02:00:01,590 Mm -hmm 153 02:02:41,290 --> 02:02:42,350 Oh my god. 154 02:09:06,860 --> 02:09:08,420 I'm going to sing all those fucking songs. 155 02:09:09,220 --> 02:09:11,600 I'm trying to stick your fucking balls in my asshole too. 156 02:09:11,980 --> 02:09:17,080 I'm going to get these down and do a little fucking slap. 157 02:09:45,390 --> 02:09:46,690 Push me in your goddamn dick. 158 02:11:23,370 --> 02:11:24,370 Fingers in. Point. 159 02:11:24,970 --> 02:11:25,970 There's one. 160 02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:06,400 You're clenching on your fucking dick with my hands on it. 161 02:12:09,760 --> 02:12:11,180 It's like I'm stroking you. 162 02:12:19,840 --> 02:12:20,840 Sorry, 163 02:12:22,020 --> 02:12:23,020 you have a fucking table? 164 02:12:23,180 --> 02:12:24,180 Yeah. 165 02:13:00,489 --> 02:13:02,270 Open and close. 166 02:13:03,010 --> 02:13:05,070 Open and close. 167 02:13:06,410 --> 02:13:08,850 Sucking your dick with every fucking stroke. 168 02:13:09,170 --> 02:13:11,090 Using the top of your asshole. 169 02:13:13,750 --> 02:13:17,410 I'm just keeping it tight and making you feel every fucking movement in my 170 02:13:17,410 --> 02:13:18,950 goddamn mouth. I want your dick. 171 02:14:56,720 --> 02:15:00,100 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 172 02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:05,400 Yeah. 173 02:15:25,390 --> 02:15:30,710 I don't know what he told me and caressed me and then he just took me to 174 02:15:30,710 --> 02:15:31,970 little fucking Amazon floor. 175 02:15:39,370 --> 02:15:42,770 I don't know what he told me during the Amazon floor. 176 02:15:45,110 --> 02:15:46,550 Just put your hand like that. 177 02:15:47,870 --> 02:15:48,870 Please. 178 02:19:53,640 --> 02:19:57,560 I see Xena still has you fighting for battles for her. I must say, I must get 179 02:19:57,560 --> 02:19:58,560 disappointed. 180 02:19:58,820 --> 02:20:00,560 I would never disappoint a host. 181 02:20:01,120 --> 02:20:02,280 He's here for Cupid. 182 02:20:02,920 --> 02:20:04,640 Are you sure? 183 02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,520 We'll find help with our old friend here. 184 02:20:08,340 --> 02:20:10,540 Hercules, thank you, but I got this. 185 02:20:13,180 --> 02:20:16,940 Cupid, let's be taking my favorite nephew. 186 02:20:36,680 --> 02:20:37,680 I hope you enjoy the party. 187 02:20:37,960 --> 02:20:38,960 It'll be your last. 188 02:21:17,260 --> 02:21:18,420 Now the real party starts. 189 02:21:46,760 --> 02:21:48,740 No, we'll get that alone. How do you want it, Gabrielle? 190 02:21:49,300 --> 02:21:50,300 Just you and me? 191 02:21:50,800 --> 02:21:52,220 Are you looking forward to it? 192 02:21:53,540 --> 02:21:54,540 I guess. 193 02:21:56,260 --> 02:21:58,360 I put us both in danger, Xena. 194 02:21:59,060 --> 02:22:00,740 What if you were the one to take the arrow? 195 02:22:00,980 --> 02:22:02,780 I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. 196 02:22:04,420 --> 02:22:05,440 I'm a weak link. 197 02:22:06,180 --> 02:22:07,240 Don't ever say that. 198 02:22:07,660 --> 02:22:08,880 Don't ever think that. 199 02:22:09,660 --> 02:22:11,340 It's your love that makes me stronger. 200 02:22:11,860 --> 02:22:12,860 Don't you know that? 201 02:22:27,640 --> 02:22:28,640 Let's go home. 202 02:23:11,930 --> 02:23:13,310 I don't know what I'm going to do. 203 02:26:49,450 --> 02:26:50,690 I chant for the footman. 204 02:33:05,420 --> 02:33:06,640 Look at me like a little fucking boy. 205 02:33:12,540 --> 02:33:13,860 Do you want to do your hair? 206 02:33:14,900 --> 02:33:17,120 It's fucking hot and sexy and dirty. 207 02:34:18,090 --> 02:34:19,790 and play with you. You understand that? 208 02:34:20,030 --> 02:34:21,270 Fight me. 209 02:34:28,070 --> 02:34:29,610 You're so extraordinary. 210 02:34:31,450 --> 02:34:32,790 That's how I protect you.