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Hello?

Yes, Jeremy.

I have an appointment.

I'm on my way out the door. Why? What do you need?

What?

Oh, my God.

Honey, you're going to make me late for my gynecology appointment.

I had to wait months to get in with him.

All right, just stay where you are. I'll be right there to get you. You're going

to have to come to the appointment with me.

Yes, you're coming with me.

I am not going to miss this appointment. I've waited months to get into him, and

I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to risk being sick just because you've

screwed up.

You are coming to the appointment with me.

I'll be there in 15 minutes as soon as I can get there.

Please, you made me come here. You're a gynec... female doctor.

Whatever the hell it is. Well, gynecologist, Jeremy.

Keep your voice down. He's very, very good. He comes highly recommended.

Yeah, I can see.

He's a big, packed room. There's even people from school out there.

Well, that's because he's one of the best gynecologists in town.

Very important.

Well,

I'm sorry, but if you were, um, keeping your oil changes up on your car, you

wouldn't have had to have me come and pick you up, and I wouldn't be late.

and I wouldn't be stuck in that situation.

I don't even know why they have a second floor room. That whole waiting area is

full. Good, because there's freaking girls from school out there again.

Oh, gee, look, Jeremy was there with his mommy.

Good afternoon.

Oh, hi.

We're going to move you right into one of the exam rooms, where, as you can

we're totally overbooked, and we don't have any space in the waiting room.

Unfortunately, I assume your son is going to have to go.

with you in there because we need this bait.

You're going to an exam room? I'm sorry.

Oh, it probably doesn't need to wait in there because they need these chairs for

other people. Okay,

that's the problem. The nurse will come and get you in just a moment and take

you in there. All right, thank you.

Well, I'm sorry, but like I said, there's no way I'm going to miss this

It's really important.

I don't know if I should put this on.

Let's do what the doctor says.

Hello. Hi.

Hi, Dr. Johnson. It's so nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. And

are? That's my son, Jeremy. Oh, okay. Except for him to wait in here, I guess.

No, we're packed. Yeah, there's no room anywhere for anybody. So, unfortunately,

he's going to have to stay in the room while we do the examination.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

I'm sorry.

I didn't do the reschedule.

Oh, no, no, no. It took me three months to get him. Oh, my.

Well,

Jeremy, you can just turn your head while he does the exam. I'm sure it

take long.

We'll be in and out, and this is what we've got to do.

Did you want me to put this on, Doctor? Yep. First, I need you to disrobe so we

can take your height, weight, and measurements, please.

Okay. Just turn your head, Jeremy.

My chart should be there. I hope you got all my paperwork sent from the other

doctor. Uh, we'll review that.

I'm having some kind of cramping or something, so I don't know.

Okay. You're looking the other way there, right?

Don't forget to tell them about the bitching. Oh, please don't talk like

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Sure you don't want to resit?

No way. I'm not waiting.

Okay.

Shoes off, please. We don't need height and high heels.

Oh, right.

Mm -hmm.

It's a little uncomfortable.

My son and I are in here. I'm sorry.

It's okay.

All right.

You're in need of removing the rest of your clothes. We need the weight of you,

not the weight of your clothes.

Just this, which is my bra, can you?

That's the policy list.

Oh, okay.

Jeremy, you can just, you know, look the other way.

Still not hurting my eyes, no problem.

Step on the scale, please.

Right here?

Yeah.

Arms down on your side.

Arms to your side, please.

Arms to your side, please.

Yes.

Oh, God.

All right.

135.

All right.

Give someone a few minutes.

Put your arms, please.

Can I put the robe on now?

Yes.

Okay. And if you'd lie down on the table, please. And if you can hand her

to your son, put those out of the way.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Scoot that way and lay down.

You're going to do the gynecology?

Well, I'm going to do the breast exam first.

Thank you, Beth. You're a few of these, aren't you?

Well, yeah, but not with my son in the room. No, ma 'am, I didn't tell you to

bring your son along. You made the appointment, and you wanted to keep the

appointment. Oh, right.

I've got a long line of patients here, so if you want to come back and try to

reschedule, we can probably get you in in October or November.

No, no, all right. Okay.

Sure, ma 'am, it's only four months.

Oh, no.

I can't wait that long. It's already been over a year.

At my age, these things have to be done.

Mom, we go.

Yeah, look the other way, please.

Oh, my God.

No, my muscles are fine.

Okay.

Okay.

I think we're almost done, okay? Yeah.

Almost done. Just need to do the pelvic and we'll have you out of here.

Couldn't have waited.

At my age, I need to have this done all the time.

Good work.

What if the nurse come in the middle of an examination?

Oh my gosh, could any more people come into the room?

I'm sorry, there's been an emergency.

Stay here, we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

I have got to go.

You're kidding!

It's good that the doctor left, I guess.

It's been like an hour.

I'm tired, just waiting to think.

It seems easy enough. You know, just... What are you... Jeremy,

what are you doing?

Well, normal, right? This is what the doctor was doing, huh? Well, he was

me a breast exam. Yeah, that's how you do a breast exam. But what are you

I'm giving you a breast exam.

Oh, my God.

Stop it.

Stop.

Okay. Oh, my God. I can't believe you're being like this.

Jeremy, this is wrong. You're my son. What are you doing?

What? This is exactly what the doctor was doing.

Well, he's a doctor.

I mean, he's supposed to do this.

I don't see anything wrong with it. Oh, my God.

But it's nice.

Because you're sitting in here, and you saw me getting yanked, and I guess

you've gotten a little turned on, but really, you shouldn't be doing this.

If you want me to stop, I'll stop.

Yes, it's inappropriate.

I'm going to look at another exam anyway.

I think it was this one. Oh, my God.

What are you doing?

I think this was the exam he was doing now.

Jeremy.

Oh, my God.

What? This is it, right? Stop it.

For the doctor.

What? The doctor's not here. No one's here. It's only me and you.

I can't believe that you are so mean to your mother.

What? It's kind of intriguing.

Oh, my God. Get out of there.

They don't know why you're doing this to me. I don't want to see what it's like

now that I'm an adult.

Jeremy, I'm your mother. Why are you doing this?

It's just passing time until the doctor gets back.

Oh, my God.

I'm sure it won't be too much longer.

Just relax. It'll all be better in a minute.

Oh, my God.

Are you finished with your fun now?

So humiliating. If this doctor wasn't so good, I would not be here.

Oh, you're the one that wanted to drag me to this and make me come in the room

with you and all that.

Oh, my God. Why don't you just sit down and stop looking at me? This is so

humiliating that I had to take off all my clothes in front of you and

everything. Whoa!

What are you doing?

What? It's an exam.

Oh.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

Jeremy. Oh, my God.

It's all part of the exam.

This is not right.

Oh, my God. You feel kind of good, Mom.

How can you be doing this to me? Oh, my God.

Back where I came from, it's nice.

Jeremy, you really should stop. Dr.

Valentino, to the OR, please.

Dr. Valentino, to the OR, please. I'm sure you've seen something like this

before.

Oh, my God. This is so humiliating.

Hi.

Oh, yeah.

Hi. It really does feel good, Mom. Oh, Jeremy, this is insane.

Well, you know you like it.

Oh, my God.

You're awfully confident in yourself, aren't you?

God, I can't believe you're fucking me. I'm your mother.

Don't you hear any arguing?

Well, I can't argue with you. You're bigger and stronger than me.

Oh, yeah, sure.

The doctor's out.

mother in the doctor's office.

Can you always knock?

You have plenty of time.

Oh, God, Jeremy.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

This can't happen again.

Isn't it right?

Sure it can.

Oh, it feels very good though.

Why are you my fucking mom?

Come on, look at you.

All my friends talk about it.

Oh my god, you're kidding.

Fucking me?

Yeah.

You were walking around in your robe.

Friends are looking at me that way.

Oh, God, you're going to make me cum all over again.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, my God, Jeremy.

Oh, yeah.

I think I hear somebody.

What? Oh, shit.

I forgot where we were.

Oh, boy.

You better sit down on that chair really quick.

Sorry for that delay.

Okay. Hey, Doc.

All right. Let's get this examination finished, and we will get you out of

Sorry for the delay.

All right. Let's get back down here.

Lean back.

All right.

What has been going on in here?

You people need some counseling.

It's just hot and sweaty. It's not sweat.

I'm a physician, and I know sweat when I see it.

And I know semen when I see it.

And you are the only two in here.

So, again, I will write you a referral for some family counseling.

You two people need some help.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is so humiliating and embarrassing.

Oh, my God.

You're not going to tell anyone or report this, are you?

See the nurse on your way out.

Oh.