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It was supposed to be the best year of my life.

We finally bought our dream house after 18 years of marriage.

Sarah was starting nursing college, and a happy future seemed all but certain.

I was getting older, reaching those years when husbands start to lose

in their wives sexually.

But not Tom.

He seemed more in love with me than ever.

Maybe that's why I was so caught off guard.

Why didn't you see any of it coming?

Nice to be.

It's so complicated.

There's all these wires and a gazillion buttons to press. I can't even think

about it.

Yeah, my parents actually bought the same one.

You know, I can set it up for you.

Oh no, that's okay.

I'm just going to wait until my husband gets home.

I can really set it up for you. No extra charge.

No extra charge.

Well, that's very nice of you, but, you know, the guys are waiting for you in

the van.

Well.

Oh, I should go now.

Thank you very much.

Hey, so you were totally right.

Community college here is awesome. I love all of my classes.

I am so glad.

They have such a great nursing program, and then you could transfer right into

the state college.

I know, it's totally awesome.

Like, everything just seems like it's falling into place since we moved here.

By the way, can I have a friend over to study tonight?

You found a study buddy already?

Well, it's a guy.

A boy from class?

A boy?

I'm not like 12 years old.

All guys your age are boys to me.

Well, is that yes then?

Okay, sure.

But don't lock the bedroom door.

Whatever.

Mrs. Jones.

Well, look what Chris did. He set up the TV for us. Isn't that nice?

We can watch movies and stuff tonight.

Who's going to have Tom do that?

Well, he was here.

It was no problem at all. It was easy.

He looks like a lifesaver.

Well, thank you, Chris.

No problem.

Well, we're going to go study in the room now.

We won't lock the door. Don't worry.

Come on.

It was nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

So, what makes a guy want to be a nurse anyways?

Aren't you, like, afraid of getting made fun of or something?

I just like helping people. That's all.

Well, why not be a doctor?

It's been ten years in med school.

I couldn't do that.

What about you? Why don't you go to med school?

Too expensive.

My parents sunk all the money into their house.

Your mom seemed nice, though.

I guess.

Cool as she can be.

Yeah, you kind of look like her.

Really? No one ever says that.

I think it's your pretty eyes.

Well, I think it was stud.

We can talk about that after we read this chapter.

I think we should talk about it now.

Okay, but what about studying?

The books will be here later.

Okay, but you told your mom we were going to lock the door.

That's just a little joke between us.

Do you know if I'm not a virgin, what college student is?

I really think we should just study.

And we can...

That was too hard.

What can I say? It's a pretty eyes.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh

my

God.

Oh my God.

Woof! Woof!

Deeper than silver.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

um um

Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Fuck me.

Come on.

One, two, three,

four.

Oh, we got all sweaty.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, God, that looks so beautiful.

Huh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes

Yes.

Inga?

Oh.

Oh.

oh my god

Hmm.

Uh, is Sarah here?

No.

But what are you doing here?

Um, Sarah told me to come meet her here. Uh, I guess I'm a little early.

Okay, then.

Why don't you have a seat and hang out with her?

Cool. Thanks.

So, Chris.

Where are you from?

I'm actually from Ohio.

I just moved out here. It's really cool that, you know, Sarah has been so nice

and has been such a good friend. It's really hard to meet people.

Ohio, huh? Must be very different here for you.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Things move a lot faster out here.

Yes, they certainly do.

So, I hear you're studying to be a nurse.

Yeah, are you going to make fun of me for it?

Why would I do that?

I don't know. I guess a lot of the younger girls usually... What were you

to say?

I was going to say the younger girls usually do that. I meant girls my age

usually have a tendency to tease me for it. They don't seem

to be as sophisticated as yourself.

I really did not mean to be insulting.

Oh, but being a male nerd... simple noble profession.

I don't see why anyone would make fun of you about that.

And thank you very much for that. I appreciate it.

It just, it seems like most of the girls don't understand, you

know.

Well, I can understand that.

I just didn't mean to be insulting or anything like that.

Well, no offense taken.

Okay.

What's up?

She's in her room with her new boyfriend.

That girl doesn't take long, does she?

She put half the energy into her schoolwork. She might make something of

herself. Oh, she's only 18, Tom.

Why don't you have a little fun?

You have fun when the work is done.

That's what my parents taught me. It was good advice well taken.

She should follow an old man's example.

Keep running in the prize.

Speaking of which, you know, little lady,

I've worked so long and hard today. What about, um, my fun?

Well, that's my cue to go make dinner.

I'm really hungry, too.

For you.

Don't you want dinner?

No, I'd eat a little bit later on.

Not with Sarah and Chris in the next room.

Chris? That's his name?

Oh, well, they're probably busy listening to that noise they call music.

That's what I have for you.

Mr. Happy.

See, you came home already, huh?

Yeah, as soon as I see you.

All right.

Just lay back and just kind of relax.

Did you have a hard day today too?

Yeah, I did.

roll over.

Let me see you pray.

Yeah, boy.

Yes, honey.

I'm definitely in the mood now, actually.

You know, if I hadn't told you before, I apologize.

You go with my cock in your mouth.

You look hungry too.

very first.

That's because it wants to come again.

I wish you'd play with my ass.

I wish you'd love it.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

And then I want you to come to me.

I'll try running away from you.

Look at me.

I want you to come for me.

Yeah, I do.

Come on, love you.

Yeah,

look at the baby.

I just feel like the biggest pervert in the world.

I mean, there's just something about him.

What are you feeling guilty about?

Haven't you been reading magazines older women are in?

Sure, but it's one thing to be a cougar. But I'm married.

And it's Sarah's boyfriend.

You know, oh God, what am I thinking?

I'm going through some kind of midlife crisis or something.

But if Tom ever heard me talking like this... Well, if Tom doesn't know, it

won't hurt him.

That's how I play it with Frank.

You're going to end up in divorce court talking like that.

Well, I could do that to Frank.

My personal trainer is on his way over right now, and I plan to get some of

that. Are you sleeping with your trainer now?

Well, not now, but hopefully I will be.

He's 15 years younger than me, but age is just a number, and if you're smart,

you'll remember that, too.

Oh, listen, that's the door. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, okay?

Catch you later. Bye.

Oh, Chris.

They can make him in, right?

Um, she's not home right now.

It's okay.

I don't mind waiting.

You don't mind having me around or anything, do you?

Well, I don't know what time she's going to be back.

I can wait.

At least let me feel mine.

No, of course not.

Come on in.

So, um, Chris, how's school going?

It's going well.

Hey, can I get you a soda or something?

That'd be great.

Okay.

He's staring at me. I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to scare you. I just didn't

want you to have to wait on me.

I figured if I wanted something, I should probably just, you know, come in

and get it.

No, it's okay.

Ten crunches right now. Let's go.

Working those abs.

There you go. Eight, nine, ten. Give me one more.

That's good. That's good.

I want to get off my shirt.

Don't we all?

You've got to keep that on because you're working out. Me on the other

is very hot here.

All right.

What are we doing? Crunches? Give me ten more.

Okay. Let's go. You want to look good in that bikini, don't you?

There are other things I'd like to look good for.

Eight, nine, ten. Two more.

One more.

Oh, jeez.

Good. Breathe.

Good. I can do leg lifts.

No, just turn around. Let's do some push -ups. Oh, you are such a sleep writer.

Let's do some push -ups.

Hold on. What are you doing?

All right. You know what? You can stay on your knees.

Thank you. No problem.

All right. Let's do 20.

Okay. Ready?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Is it easier on your

knees? Yes, it is.

I can think of other things I can do on my knees.

10, 11, 12, 13, 14,

15. It's called a workout.

Yes, it's a workout. There you go.

3 more.

Good. Work it. Good.

All right, all right.

I don't want to work out. No, I don't want to do this today.

You don't have a choice. Come on, stand up.

All right, let's see. You know what? Let me go get the medicine ball over here.

All right. Did I tell you to stand up?

Yes, you did. Back down.

Okay, what are we doing with this? All right, you're going to turn this way a

little bit, and the other way.

Perfect. All right. Hold it.

Get on your back.

You're going to come up, throw me the ball, and I'm going to throw it back to

you. Okay.

All right.

One.

Two. Very good.

Gee.

Very good.

Three.

You've had experience with the ball before?

I have experienced all kinds of balls. Yeah. Five.

Three more.

Very nice. Two more.

One more.

Very good. One more.

Very good.

All right.

Not bad at all.

All right. I know.

It's good.

All right.

I'm just going to do one arm at a time.

Okay. All right. Now, form is very important here. Okay.

All right. Is that too heavy? No, not good. You're good? Yes. All right.

Remember, we're going to curl. You want to keep your elbow here. There you go.

Just like that.

Good. One, two.

Very good.

Goodness, you've been working out, haven't you? Three. It's my job.

Four.

So, um. Three more.

So, you seeing anybody?

Two. Like clients? Yeah, I see a lot. It's my job. I told you that. One more.

Eight. Very good.

All right. Switch.

There we go.

One.

Good. Two.

Actually.

Three. Keep that elbow.

Good.

Four more.

Can you feel that?

I can feel it, yes. I can feel all kinds of things, actually.

Alright, one more.

Alright, good.

Let's just... Actually,

I was wondering if you had a girlfriend or anything.

Oh! Yeah.

Because you're working.

It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good. Yeah, it's all good.

All right. What can we do next?

Can I take off my shirt?

It's hot in here.

Can I take your shirt off? We're working out.

Ooh, can we use the gloves, do you think?

Oh, I'm not in the mood to beat anybody up today. I know what we can do. We can

do the, um, the push -downs with the lower, for the lower abs.

I like the gloves. Oh, you want to do more abs? Yes, I want to do it. Just,

know, my whole one through ankles, you push.

Come on. Oh, dear.

Yes. All right.

Oh.

Okay, push.

Ready? Yeah.

Give me 12.

Okay. Wow.

It's really nice.

You, actually.

From down here.

That.

Concentrate. I am concentrating.

Oh, goodness.

Hold it. Oh, my goodness.

One more.

Down. Down?

Did he say down? And up? Did he say up? Hey, stop.

Oh, two more.

Oh, damn. We're in the middle of a workout.

Yes, and I would like to take it to a different kind of workout.

Are you that dead?

What do you mean?

Oh, my goodness. I am so hot. I have to take off my shirt.

You're not wearing a bra.

You're a genius, aren't you? We're trying to work out. I know we're trying

work. We're working out.

Yes, I can think of working out. I can work out my legs.

I'm a professional. We're not doing any of that for you.

No.

Make me.

I don't even know if I know how to put it back on. Yeah, make me put my shirt

back on. You can't be doing this.

Who says?

Who's paying who?

You said you weren't seeing anybody.

I'm not seeing anybody. I have nothing to do with your workout.

Stop painting.

You're young.

You're strong.

You're healthy.

Let's get this back on you. No, I don't want to put it back on. I want to get

out of these clothes.

We're here to work out.

Yes, I can hear you. No, I mean a real workout.

It's a lat workout. A real workout.

Stop. You are just as dense as a bucket of rocks.

Are you just a jock? You hired me to train you. I hired you to be here for an

hour.

It's only an hour. I'm not going to tell.

Stop, stop,

stop.

I'm trying to.

You're not making it very easy. I'm trying not to make it easy.

Not good for business.

It's great for business.

I might have to move up to like three workouts a week or something.

We should be doing this.

Oh, fuck.

My inner thighs and my lats.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Can't forget this muscle now, can we?

It is.

I'm so glad for it.

I've been dreaming about this for weeks.

Every push up.

Do you want some more?

I do. These are so in the way now. It's kind of a stretch.

It is a stretch. Stretch that hamstring for me, Mr. Trainer.

I guess it does count as a workout.

It does. It will.

You can count on it.

What are you wearing underneath here? Well, something that was hoping to get

laid.

I thought I was going to have to... Does the whole work out? Yes, I thought I

was going to have to, you know, write it out with large letters.

But no, you finally understood what all men understand.

That hand on the crotch, hello.

Oh.

I like it when you suck on it like that.

You don't like that.

I don't want this on here. It's too fuzzy.

You don't like the fuzzy?

You're a little overdressed, don't you think?

Don't you think? I do.

I do think.

Oh,

jackpot.

Oh, God.

Is that what you want?

Oh, I don't know. What do I want?

I would never think to presume.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

you

Thanks for watching!

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, that is so good.

Do you have a patent on it?

Oh my goodness.

Oh my God, that looks like it clicked just right.

Oh, look at here.

Oh there's a knife.

It's really good cardiovascular too, you know? Mm -hmm.

Orgasm raises a heart rate.

In a very healthful manner.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm

Bye.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh,

what do you want?

Oh, oh, ah! You love guys who are that big.

Oh, I see.

Oh.

Wait a minute. Let me get it in there.

Oh yes.

oh yeah

Think I need to work out three times a week?

Make it four.

Okay, Ron.

I'll give you good references.

I'll show you where the showers are.

You're so funny.

See, I told you that she was going to be a while.

I'm going to end up talking your ear off all night.

I like talking to you, Mrs. Jones.

It's okay.

Please, call me Lisa.

When you call me Mrs. Jones, I feel like an old married lady.

Well, Lisa, what is it?

What's it like?

You know, like being married.

Well, you know, being in love and

always having a date for Valentine's Day.

You know, it's pretty nice.

If I was married to you, I would never leave the house.

Stay at home with you all day.

That's very nice of you to say.

I don't know. I don't really always get along with girls my age.

Are you talking about Sarah?

Sarah, no. Sarah, I mean, as far as young girls get, is pretty much as good

there is, but I don't know.

It's different with her.

I feel uncomfortable talking about this.

I don't want to do anything that makes you uncomfortable.

Don't tell me that you don't see how I look at you.

I see the way you look at me.

Oh, Crystal.

Crystal, you're a very intriguing young man.

And I'm sure if I was younger and single, I would be very interested in

Why can't we just do what feels right?

Because we can.

You can't? No.

No?

No. I can't. I think you can.

I think it's okay.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, God.

Damn, it's just that good. That shit's so good.

Oh, yes.

Ugh.

Thank you.

Oh!

Holy shit.

Just the head, just the head.

I'm just using you. I'm just using your cock.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God.

I love that.

I love when you lick my hands.

Yes.

um

Thank you.

Yeah. You keep fucking...

I need it.

I need to talk so bad.

Anything you want.

Anything you want.

Oh, you want me to come with you?

I'm fucking going to do it right now, though.

Hmm.

It's so painful.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, suck it all in me.

Oh, God.

Are you going to make it come again?

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.