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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

I don'’t think you've got the experience for super yachts,

and that anchor being dropped underway...

Wait, no, no, no, stop, stop.

...is where I draw the line. I'’m going to let you go.

Joao has brought me a bit of a list of things about yourself.

God, bro.

I will say this...

Luka.

Hello, darling.

He'’s going to take lead and go to him if I'’m not there.

I don'’t think Jason could have found anyone better looking

than me, but he came pretty close.

Charter seven.

Tom Sheldon is a highly successful property developer.

How are you, then?

A bunch of Aussies. What could go wrong?

For next charter, I would love to have you on service.

Yeah?

Um, okay.

This app is my nightmare.

- A shot of simple syrup. - Yeah.

- Three, two, one? - Three, two, one, yeah.

Spin the wheel, mate.

It'’s the wheel of death.

Welcome to the evening.

[chattering]

[gagging]

Jason, we need you down on the main deck aft, please.

There'’s a medical emergency.

Keep breathing. Joshy. That'’s it, mate.

Aesha, go and call the medic.

- There'’s a guest... - Passing out.

You'’ve had a little episode like you did at Myrnos.

It'’s a seizure.

Relax. Relax.

Relax. Breathing.

We'’re all here.

Two, three...

Oxygen?

This is the nurse that'’s wanting to talk.

Yeah, one of the guests is fainted.

Had a bit of a seizure.

We'’ll definitely get a doctor.

Okay, thanks.

The ferry'’s coming and

there'’s two medical trained people on there.

It'’s just one of the guests that'’s having

a medical like issue.

You had a little episode again.

Okay. Don'’t get up quickly.

It'’s pretty scary when something like this happens.

We are trained in first aid and emergency response,

but we'’re not doctors.

All we can do is provide stability

until the medics arrive.

Put your ass on the pillow.

- Jump up. - Yeah, beautiful.

Is this boat coming in for us?

Deck crew, deck crew. We have the taxi on our aft.

Copy that, on my way.

Can you move your legs around a little bit?

Yeah. Just to get some blood going?

Good. All good?

Jamie'’s going to go with ya, mate.

Slow.

How do you feel now?

- Yeah, good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just to get your bearings.

This is what happened last time.

- And then you were good, yeah? - Yeah.

Get your sea legs, mate.

More people up there. Get up, jump up there.

Step on there. That'’s it, that's it.

Good man.

Please pass me the cushion. One cushion for his head.

Yeah, that cushion'’s fine. Thank you.

We have seen this before with Josh.

He'’s gone to hospital. Yeah, and he will be okay.

Yeah.

- Dude... - Yeah, right.

He'’s got a lot going on. He hasn'’t had a stroke.

Yeah.

It'’s a seizure and it draws all that out of you.

Of course.

- Are you okay? - You okay?

Okay.

Take a break if you need to.

It just really triggers me and hits home to me in that moment

because my brother passed away from a brain tumor

when he was 24.

Two golf ball-sized tumors in his head

and he was having seizures.

I think about him all the time and if I really focus on it,

it does make me quite upset.

I don'’t know, it's so hard.

- Sorry. - No, don'’t have to be sorry.

You'’re allowed to have emotions.

You'’ve got to understand your emotions.

Yeah.

Yeah, that'’s what I kept telling Cheffy.

How do you do it?

He'’s on the cat now, so I would say they might sit down soon.

Ah, Jamie went, yeah.

So there will be...

- Six. - Six.

I like Jamie.

If you ever need to find Culver, he'’ll be in the galley.

Sorry, I just feel bad for him.

No, it'’s not.

That'’s why we all got to be there for each other.

Boats and hos. Yeah.

Yes, shall we?

Chef, chef.

The guests said they would like to start when you'’re ready.

So I just need about three minutes

if you want to come down.

Copy.

I'’m going to try this one, too.

Mmm. Very nice.

- Okay, so... - Yeah?

Crab summer rolls with spicy mango sauce.

Yum!

Oh, they'’re beautiful.

You look good, Chef.

All righty. Here we go.

Thank you.

- Wow, look at this. - Look at this.

Isn'’t it pretty?

It'’s beautiful.

This is a crab summer roll with mango sauce.

Thank you, ladies.

You'’re welcome.

- All right, here we go. - Mmm.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

- Oh, yeah. - The sauce is fire.

This is a palate cleanser.

As a shot.

What is it for?

To cleanse a palate before the next course.

Oh.

We'’ve just had this medical emergency

and, obviously, emotions are down.

And rather than coming to see me,

he'’s gone to see Tzarina.

But I'’m not really good at talking about my emotions,

so silent treatment it is for a little bit.

- Wheel time? - We'’re spinning the wheel.

- Right, here we go. - Here we go.

What have we got?

- Whiskey sour. - Perfect drink.

- I'’ve got a porn star. - All right.

Wait, wait.

- Tequila - Okay.

- Lychee martini. - Your favorite.

Okay, I'’ve got some work to do.

Do you want to make a pina colada?

[phone vibrating]

So what are you going to make?

I'’ll do the martinis.

- Do you want me to do the sours? - That'’d be great.

I am on service and I need to perform.

But, of course, I get this charter.

Seizures, drink wheels.

I would like to spin the wheel.

Yeah, girl.

Oh, [bleep] yes.

Good job, B.

Welcome to service, Margot.

Thank you guys, this is so fun.

Go, girl!

- You off to bed? - Yes.

- Enjoy. - Sleep well, honey.

Oh, my word.

Who'’s got the pina colada?

Tequila, Lychee.

Thank you, Margot.

- Porn star. - All right.

Isn'’t it beautiful?

- Thank you. - You'’re welcome.

Pina colada. Enjoy.

Have you been shown the bridge at night?

- What to do? - No.

Just feel the boat.

If you feel the wind, feel it moving around,

be conscious about it.

So if we drag out of that circle, wake me up,

be diligent on the heading

because we'’ve got that vessel on a mooring over there.

- Yeah. - Have a walk around.

See what'’s going. Check on the tender.

- Good first day, eh? - Yeah, it was good.

- Okay. - Hey, Jaimee.

- Yeah? - I'’ll be up at 7:30. So...

- I'’ll see you then. - Easy.

All right. Thank you so much.

Thanks, Margot.

Here we go.

Oh, my God. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is.

Some chocolata mousse.

Wow.

- Wow! - It'’s unbelievable.

Oh.

I'’m sorry.

It'’s okay.

Girls, they'’re something else.

I'’m learning every experience how to read them more.

I tell you what, I feel like I'’m starting

to add things up and put them together.

And I think she cares a lot about me.

I care a lot about her.

Our relationship is progressing.

I think that you should ask her.

I would love to make this official.

So now, I'’ve got to come up with a good way of asking her.

Coming up...

I could smell alcohol on her breath,

and now she seems a little bit drunk.

Are you serious?

I'’m about to get really nervous.

- How'’s dinner? - Good.

Honestly, amazing.

He'’s comfortable. Thank you for your help.

You guys had it all under control.

You guys were sorted.

- It was good. - You guys did well.

Mates, we look after our mates.

Hi, mate. How are you?

- So I can clear? - Yeah.

You know the drill, just before you go to bed,

make sure the pantries are clean.

And then, if you can just write on the board

when they go to bed and then when you go to bed.

I'’m just having a look at the chart, mate.

- Thank you. - I'’m doing it!

Yay!

All right, mate, see you tomorrow.

- I'’m just going to bed. - See you in the morning.

Bye!

Really good job tonight.

- Thanks, guys. - See you, mate.

Night, night.

[alarm blaring]

Carry on.

There'’s only enough space for two of us.

You can push it that way.

I knew that.

Slut.

Coming in so late in the season, I really want to jump in

and prove myself.

Joao seems like a really strong leader.

I want to be that support to take whatever

weight I can off his shoulders.

Is there anything specific you want to do, like, this morning?

Start chucking cushions up.

And then make sure we just keep up on bins

and all that sh--, do you know what I mean?

[phone dings]

I get this text from Luke.

The next thing I know, the producers are like

slamming on your door like no, no, no, no, no.

And apparently he'’d gone into your bed naked

when you were----ing passed out.

Unfortunately, I'’ve got nothing else but

to terminate your employment.

No, I accept that.

"Hey Margot, please excuse my silence during this time

"as respecting your boundaries.

"If you are willing, I would like to give you a call

"when you are free and let you hear my words please.

Kindest regards."

I didn'’t respond.

I just really wasn'’t expecting to hear from Luke this soon.

I put it to the side and I just have so many

other things going on that I'’m trying to focus on.

It'’s just like not what I need right now during this charter.

[sighs]

- Good morning. - How are ya?

How are we?

Not too bad.

Looks pretty good.

- Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning.

I just spoke to my mate

and he'’s booking to go back to Melbourne now.

Oh really?

Right on.

Well, at least he'’s okay.

- Yeah. - That'’s the first thing.

Good morning.

Shall I start putting some stuff on the table?

Yes, please.

All right guys.

All crew, all crew.

The other charter guest from last night will be returning.

So when everyone'’s ready to go,

we'’re going to start picking up.

- Copy. - Thank you.

- Oh, oh wow. Okay. - Beautiful.

- Hi, gorgeous pants. - Hi.

They can be good.

- My close down? - Oh yeah, it was great.

Thank you.

Oh well done.

Smell this. Isn'’t this just divine?

I'’m always wary when you say smell something.

Anyone else I'’d just go, yeah.

What do you got?

You? Oh, no. I want to check first.

[laughing]

What did you make them?

Fried eggs on a platter, bacon, sausages,

breakfast, potatoes, salmon platter.

- Pastries. - Yum.

I love it.

Getting this message from Luke is just like

taking me back to that terrible day where

like two people got fired and everybody was stressed out.

I don'’t want to go back to that place

and I don'’t want to bring the rest of the crew

back there with me.

So I'’m just kind of keeping it to myself.

Interior, interior. Our guest has returned.

Deck crew, deck crew.

- Thanks. - All good?

Good on you. All good.

Josh good?

- Heading back home? - Yeah.

- Welcome. - Welcome back.

Thank you. Happy to be back.

- How are you? - Good to be back.

I missed you.

There they all are.

Hey! Welcome back.

Get the old crew back together.

You good?

What'’s that?

- What are you doing? - It'’s affection.

- Oh, is that affection? - Yeah.

Oh, he loves me.

[laughing]

I really enjoy what Joao and I have.

I love the banter.

I love the flirting and I love attention.

I think everyone has a side of them that makes them

want to play with fire a bit, you know?

I'’ve got a gorgeous woman in there today.

What'’s her name?

- Her name'’s Tzarina. - Nice.

- Luke, is it L-O-U-C-A? - L-U-K-A.

Oh, that'’s what Harry said and I was like, no.

The girls are pretty cute.

Jaimee'’s really hot.

[laughing]

I don'’t see myself settling down with anyone soon.

Still young, travelling.

But if Jaimee wasn'’t with Culver,

then I might try and chat to her a bit more.

But yeah, Culver beat me to it.

- There you go. - Thank you.

No worries.

Coming up...

What is in a pina colada?

Lots of rum.

Receiving that text is just weighing on me.

You seem like you'’re a little bit...

- What? - Tipsy.

Deck, deck, deck. We'’re moving locations.

Bridge, I'’m heading to start prepping the anchor.

- Copy that. - Here we go.

- Harry, Harry, Luka. - On my way.

That'’s good.

Start picking up anchor, please.

Roger that, lifting now.

It'’s really good having Luka instead of Adam,

because now the deck team has more of a backbone.

Like, we can all actually rely on each other.

Tender is on. Full tow.

Bridge, home and secure.

Very good work.

How'’s it going?

Good, mate.

When we get in there,

we'’ll just use the little one to go ashore.

And then get them on the beach.

A few little cracks and VBs.

- Okay, perfect. - Okay.

Yep, cheers. All right, thank you.

Does anybody need anything?

Okay.

Yeah.

Beer time.

Oh, I'’m so glad I didn't drop.

- Got to get it all the way up. - It'’s so rocky.

Anchors ready to drop.

All clear back here, Cap.

Drop one in the water, please.

Yep, down fast.

Drop, drop, drop. One in the water.

One shackle in the water.

That'’s good, thank you.

Do you want to go to the beach, Margot?

- I mean... - Oh, you go.

Do you want me to?

Oh, okay. Okay, yeah, I'’ll go.

That'’s fine.

- Sorry, is that all good? - Yeah.

Copy that. Let'’s make it snappy.

Yeah.

- Cheers. - Thanks, Margot.

[chatter]

Great. Perfect, yeah.

Thank you.

Receiving that text is just weighing on me.

While I'’m doing all this other stuff,

trying to do a good job in service

and make sure that I'’m impressing Aesha,

it'’s just in the back of my mind.

Dude, that laundry is----ing spotless.

Thank you.

That'’s just great.

Hello, brother.

Jump on.

- I'’m going to go. - All right.

Ready.

Okay, bud, we'’re going to throw these on there

and then go all of us one hit.

Timing for this type of excursion is so critical.

If I was to pick up that little ball of sand

and throw it away, we don'’t have an island anymore.

It'’s the second time we'’ve been there.

I feel like it'’s just got a little smaller as well.

- Aesha? - Yeah.

- Can I go over the menu? - Yes. Menu.

Keep pulling.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Welcome to Paradise.

This is going to disappear soon.

It'’s getting smaller and smaller every wave that comes up.

I'’m doing half pineapple.

Yeah.

Each person gets one, and it'’s stuffed

with the crab fried rice.

For tonight'’s Hawaiian-themed dinner,

I decided not to go too formal.

I'’m thinking just naked people with pineapples

on the beach having a good time eating rice out of pineapples.

After everything that these guys have gone through

with their friend,

let'’s have some fun party food and have a good time.

We'’re going to do the bugs, lobster and steak

bam I'’m on there for them just to...

Yeah, yum. There'’s a great menu.

Hey, welcome. Do you want a drink?

Here you go.

Oh, nice one, mate. Thank you.

That'’s nice, though. You'’re welcome.

Yeah.

How'’s your day been? How'’s being on service?

It'’s great.

I mean, with these guys, it'’s so easy.

You'’re going to the beach.

Well, I know you'’re not.

So I got you something from it.

Did you get me a shell?

I know you don'’t get to get over there to get one.

Cute.

That looks so good.

Thank you.

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

- How was it? - Good.

Mm.

Ready to start heading back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Awesome.

I'’ll be there in two minutes.

Here you go, boss. That'’s that one.

Jaimee, do you want to do a tray of towels?

Yeah, I got them ready to go.

Amazing.

Hi, guys.

Welcome back to Hawaii, aloha.

Aloha.

- Going back? - Yep.

Oh, yeah. Nice choice.

Thanks, doll.

How heavy is this? Oh! Oh, no.

It'’s happening. Oh, it'’s happening.

Do you need any help with anything?

Mmm. Nah.

This is kind of crazy, eh?

We'’re on a sinking sand island, but I love it.

I reckon we should just stay in our blues tonight

with the Lulu skirt. It'’s more casual Hawaii.

Thank you.

There'’s so much sand in this thing, eh?

Hi! Welcome back!

Welcome back!

Cool man.

Yeah.

I'’m going to change my shorts. These got really wet.

Yep.

Can I move these pina coladas?

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, it'’s so good.

What is it in a pina colada?

Lots of rum.

Coming up...

I was thinking I'’d pop the question.

Official girlfriend question.

If this happened in Australia,

your mates would----ing throw you on the street

and say good riddance.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh!

Aloha!

I guess I can probably go start some turn down.

Probably.

See you soon, angel face.

Ta-da!

- Oh, I love it! - Yeah?

Why have you got your top on?

What?

Captain, you need some Hawaiian clothes.

Would you like the shirt and then I'’ll wear the skirt?

You want a shirt? Here you go.

Oh, you just took your shirt off.

Wow! Okay, thanks.

- Thank you. - I'’m gonna go like this.

You could.

Oh, my God.

- Margot? - Yes?

Can you try this?

- Is it hot? - No.

Does it taste like anything?

- Yes. Good job. - Okay.

- Mmm. - Are you sure?

Yeah.

- Hello, Doll. - Hey.

- How are you? - Good.

Um...

Yeah.

Okay.

Can I clean this out?

Yes, that would be lovely. Thank you.

Okay.

- Are we still good for eight? - Yeah.

Oops. Damn it.

How are you feeling, doll?

Good.

- You feel good? - Yeah.

The boat is rocking, but it'’s isn't that.

Like, I'’m fine.

We'’re not allowed to drink on charter.

- I know. - I don'’t want Captain to...

- Yeah. - Notice it.

- Did he say something? - No, I just...

I just felt like you seemed a bit like you were...

I want to disintegrate into the ground.

I mean, honestly, these, like, feelings and emotions

just, like, caught up to me.

Yeah.

And they hit me all at once.

- Yeah. - It was really hard.

But I was definitely down in the dumps.

Yeah. I just didn'’t want you

to start drinking your problems away.

- No. I won'’t do that. - Okay.

But I did for a second.

I really don'’t want to tell on Margot.

But she has crossed a line.

I hate being put in this position.

- I'’m sorry. - I love you.

I'’ll never do it again. I love you, too.

Hey, there. How are you feeling?

Ha-ha!

Oh!

[knocking] Captain?

Dang! Nice!

You'’re looking fresh.

I need a little bit more.

- Hey. - I need a little bit more.

You do. You need some, like, cool glasses, maybe a lei.

I know, I need a lei.

Yes, you do. Honestly.

Where do you want this?

What'’s up? I'm going to go down there in a minute.

No, I just wanted to...

I was just a little bit concerned about Margot.

I thought she was doing well.

She'’s doing well, but she came up before,

and I could smell alcohol in her breath,

and now she seems like she could be a little bit drunk.

Are you serious?

She was cleaning up my pina coladas,

and there was quite a lot left in the machine,

and then now there'’s none left in the machine.

I just am concerned that she might have downed them all,

but I'’m concerned she is going through something,

and she'’s, like, trying to hide it somehow.

If you feel that she can'’t,

she shouldn'’t be doing service tonight.

Take her off.

After what happened last night,

I cannot have crew in any state other than 100%.

Wow. Disappointing.

Thanks for telling me.

No worries, I'’ll keep an eye on it.

Cheers. Okay, off we go.

- Ha! - Whoa!

Have to be a flower child.

You look great. Oh, yeah, right?

What is that?

It'’s panda-monium.

Tequila on the rocks.

- Thank you very much. - You'’re welcome.

I know you feel like a snitch.

Yeah.

That'’s part of your job.

Yeah, okay.

- All right. - You know?

Hello.

What'’s that?

Okay.

Oh, [bleep].

I was just saying, if one more person gets fired,

I'’m going to lose it,

and oh, turns out it'’s me.

Take your glasses off.

I don'’t know.

What'’s going on?

What'’s going on?

I tried some of her pina colada.

I'’ve had, like, little sips of wine here and there.

Well, there'’s absolutely no drinking on board.

- Yeah. - Okay?

If you need to take something, sometimes you have to,

especially if you'’re making it.

You need to do the straw thing, okay?

Just do it properly. We'’ve got to be professionals.

I'’m really ashamed of myself. I really am.

I will not do that anymore.

I promise this isn'’t, like, who I am.

I don'’t know what I'’m going to do yet.

I'’m going to have to give this some time and thought. Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Am I okay? Do you trust me to go down?

Well, I know. That'’s what I wanted to...

I feel fine. I really do, I promise.

I know it'’s been a big couple of weeks for you.

I don'’t want you skulling drinks down there

thinking you'’re going to get over it.

So if you need any help with that,

we can offer your assistance as well.

Okay.

Get back to work.

Thank you.

Hey!

- Look at this! - Oi!

This is crab fried rice.

All right.

- Wow! - All right.

Here we go.

- Thank you so much. - Whoa!

So here we just have some crab fried rice

inside a pineapple.

This pineapple is amazing.

All right.

This is like a big wake-up call.

Like I have work to do.

Whenever I'’m stressed or anxious,

I reach for alcohol and I hate that about myself.

Cause how is that gonna make that better for anybody?

It'’s not, but like my brain thinks it will.

I'’m not mad at Aesha for telling him.

I take full responsibility for what I did.

And if he fires me, I completely accept that.

I'’m never doing that again.

Did you want me to clear?

- Yes, yes. - Wonderful.

Thank you, thank you.

Cheffy, we'’re gonna clear.

Perfect, I'’ll get the lobsters on properly.

That'’s really delicious.

Okay, so you'’re gonna take this up, Culver?

All right.

Lobster, bugs and wagyu. Lovely.

Sweet.

Here we go.

Boys, boys.

Does that need to go out?

In a bit, yeah, that'’d be lovely, darling.

This is so good.

- Really nice. - Really good.

- Hey, mate, how are you? - Good.

Just going to be doing towels.

Upstairs is all done. Towels?

- Towels. - Looks neat and tidy.

I'’ll see you in the morning.

but I'’m not relying on him anymore, which is the key.

It'’s not... he'’s where he needs to be,

and Luka is pushing everything, everyone'’s good, so...

Yeah, it'’s good work, mate.

This is me learning from Jason.

Regardless of our personal feelings

or connections with Adam,

captain made the best decision for the team.

It just made me realize what was missing,

and really what was missing was a bit of experience.

- A big step up. - Yeah.

Awesome.

Harry.

What'’s happened?

I miss you.

I know.

I feel like I just never see you now.

I know.

Mmm.

Do you want anything else?

Nothing, thank you.

Okay.

Let'’s go.

- Where are we headed? - We'’re gonna go to bed.

- All right. - Get some sleep.

All right, are you gonna be okay?

- Yes. - Got Harry.

- I will not let you down. - I know.

Okay.

I really hope that Jason doesn'’t fire her.

I mean, she needs a good kick up the butt,

and she needs to be scared into not doing it again.

I'’m so sorry.

But I don'’t want her to be fired,

because she'’s making such good progress.

- Love you. - Good night. Love you.

God, I just feel terrible.

Good morning, honey.

- Hello. - Hey, beautiful.

So we'’ll probably start that jacuzzi, I would think.

I might come up with you and just see how you do it.

Okay.

Bubbles are just like one and two.

You just tap them.

Sweet. Yeah, jets work really well.

What did you say?

That we are a dry boat.

We have to set that standard.

And she was so apologetic.

Yeah, she was really, really sorry.

I don'’t think you'll have another problem.

No, I don'’t think so either.

We'’ll close that one off.

I think she'’s a really good person.

It'’s her only indiscretion to date.

Yeah.

- So it'’s closed, okay? - Yeah.

- She'’s good. - Awesome.

- Right on. - Thanks, Jason.

Okay, aft deck, I'’d like everything in.

Copy, cap, we'’re about five minutes out.

- Hello. - Hello, good morning.

Oh, I need one more little morning with us.

Oh, I know.

We are going to start putting the tender on her tow.

- Hey, Culver. - Yeah.

You'’re going to come give us a hand with the anchor?

Yeah, yeah.

Start lifting the anchor.

Copy that.

Jaimee, do you want to jump into cabins?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Anchors home.

I'’ll take these up.

I'’ll take down the ball.

Black pudding. Woo-hoo!

Yum!

Should we pull some lines up forward?

We can do.

Singles first, and then doubles in the lead.

- And the lead. - Yeah, okay.

Oh, just get your hands in there.

- Incredible. - These'’ll go to the heart.

I still just feel so stupid.

I'’m trying really hard to get it together

and go out there with the smiley face and act normal,

but, like, kind of expecting this to be my last day.

I am, too.

Should we go as a couple?

Mm-hmm.

You know...

Honestly, over and above everything,

I do absolutely love having fun with you.

I think you'’re incredible.

I am incredible.

Yeah, I don'’t know.

Tzarina makes me feel good.

You know, it'’s all smiles and banter when it comes to her,

and what more do you want in a relationship

other than trust and everything else we'’re not doing right now?

Obviously, with Billy and stuff,

I know that as soon as I get back,

she'’s going to be running to my house.

Yeah, there'’s that.

And then it'’s having to be me like,

"Hey, so basically..."

Imagine that.

You know that guy who really hurt you?

She was just like, what you'’re doing now,

that'’s the----ing problem.

I know because it gets drilled into us

that guys that are actually probably like us,

- so we have to keep... - You can'’t blame us for it.

You can'’t blame me for it.

Oh, I really don'’t want to do this, dude.

I really hate it.

Glad we figured that out.

- Did we? - No.

All right, so we'’re going to get ready, do we?

That was nice.

Should we change?

- Yeah, let'’s do it. - All crew, all crew.

We'’ll be arriving at our destination in half an hour.

I want to do something special for Jaimee and ask her

to be my girlfriend.

Oh, I love it.

And I just want to set it up and have, like,

the champagne little nautical theme.

I can hear you.

Oh, [bleep]

How much did you hear?

What are you doing?

I was just saying, I got to take his towel up.

Yeah, he'’s going to take the towel to the toy store.

- Oh, God. - Yeah.

I'’d like to go on a date with Culver

and have some quality time, but, like,

this is just moving really fast.

I'’ve known this guy for less than two weeks.

It'’s just like a lot.

Right.

Ah!

I was thinking this evening,

I get a little romantic and I pop the question.

What'’s the question?

I think a little official girlfriend question.

Oh, yeah? Oh!

You'’re pretty good with the computer.

So I'’d like a card...

Yeah, I'’ll do it for you. No problem, bro.

Deck team, please be crack on in your blues?

Right, that was such a good trip.

I really enjoyed it.

- Aesha, this is yours. - Okay.

We are three meters on our stern.

The bow in line with the firebox.

Sending spring line on.

Culver, you can send it over.

We can tighten up on that spring.

- Nice, well done. - Thanks, mate.

Well done, everybody.

- Yeah, buddy. - Dialed in.

Holy.

- Shall we get changed? - Yeah.

Let'’s go.

There you go, the one in the books.

I'’ve done like a full circle.

I'’ve gone in, I've come out.

Hey!

Man, thank you so much.

It was so good. I just loved every minute.

[chattering]

Do you want it down or up?

- Tom. - Jason, thank you, mate.

You too, mate.

When we first embarked on this adventure,

we didn'’t know what would unfold.

But you guys are so good, all of you,

as a token of appreciation, many thanks.

Thanks, Tom.

I really appreciate it. Really lovely meeting you, man.

- All the best, you guys. - Thank you very much.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Bye.

I love them!

Let'’s have a tip meeting later on.

I'’ll call you on the radio.

All right, then. Let'’s get changed.

- I'’ll take the garbage. - Thanks, mate.

Thanks.

Ugh!

Hey, brother.

Okay, so...

- We have different... - Oh, wow!

Just put the check box.

Okay.

When it comes to me and Joao, I know we have our differences,

but we put them aside a lot of times

and we come together, and I tell you what,

he ain'’t bad on the computer,

so, thank you, Joao, I appreciate you.

- That'’s all right, eh? - Yeah.

That'’s great. Thanks so much.

No worries. Of course, mate.

Attention, all crew, attention all crew.

Tip meeting immediately in the main salon.

I'’m about to get fired.

Boy!

- Hey, guys. - Hello, Captain.

Well, that was a pretty good charter, all in all.

We had a bit of an incident with one of the guests,

but I think we handed ourselves well.

Deck crew, I think you guys pulled it off.

I think the addition of Luka helped us out.

You guys have got a good structure, so well done.

Um... Tip money.

It was a total of $17,980 U.S. dollars.

$1,498 U.S. dollars each.

Nice!

- Well done. - Yay!

- That'’ll do. - That'’ll do.

Amazing.

Wow.

Anyway, the helmet'’s going to go to someone

with two charters left.

I want them to keep their head together.

So, Margot?

Oh!

Finally!

Yay!

He could have fired me,

but instead he gave me this stupid thing.

So now, I'’m the luckiest dumbass in Australia,

and it'’s a big continent.

- Are we all good? - Yeah.

You'’re fine.

I deserve this, and I know why you really gave it to me.

That'’s fair.

This is a verbal warning, okay?

Yeah.

You slip up again, finished.

Okay. I will not slip up again.

Good on you. Subject closed.

- Enjoy your night. - Thank you.

- That'’s for you. - Perfect.

I think I'’ve worn these undies for, like, three days.

[bleep]

Bro, that is amazing.

Oh, let'’s go have a quick look at that.

Okay.

Wow!

- Culver. - Yeah.

You all good?

Yeah, bud. I'’m just finishing up.

Oh!

- Oh, yeah. - Really?

- Oh, yeah. - I really...

I took that photo.

I haven'’t spent a lot of time in America,

but maybe that'’s what they do over there.

They give each other cards and say yes or no.

If this happened in Australia,

your mates will----ing throw you on the street

and say good riddance.

Oh, good luck, mate.

Thanks, brother.

I was going to invite you to Happy Hour.

- Are we going? - Yeah.

- Are you excited? - Yeah. Are you?

I am excited.

[gasps]

What?

Look at you.

Welcome to your beach set up.

Oh, are you okay?

Yeah.

[gasps]

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- I see... - Oh!

Pop it off.

- Cheers. - Mm-hmm.

[belches]

I'’ve got something very important to ask you.

You'’ll need this.

What? A pen?

You'’ll need this, too. I made you this.

It'’s a little card.

Why do I need a pen?

You can read it and you can make a decision.

You want me to tick the box?

Oh, my God.

It'’s cute, but like you'’re 30 years old.

You can read it out loud.

I don'’t want to read it.

You can read it out loud.

I don'’t know if I can read it out loud.

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I shaved my body like a slippery dolphin.

Oh!

Hi!

Long time friends, Zara Rowbotham

and Melissa Peroni,

are travelling for the ultimate girls trip.

Okay, boys!

Boys, this is our charter.

If one of these women pulls me into their cabin,

I reckon they'’ll eat me alive.

Oh, my God!

Oh, yeah!

Woo!

Oh, my God! This is perfect!