Original subtitles

- TONIGHT...

- WITCHY [bleep] POO, BE QUIET.

- YOU ARE JUST TRASH.

- THE THREE-PART BEVERLY HILLS REUNION BEGINS...

- YOU CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE. - OH.

I LOVE THAT. THANK YOU. - ANYONE.

- I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.

- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY [bleep] FRIEND

AT THE SAME TIME.

- THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,

IF I NEED HIM, I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,

WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.

- I CAN OUTTALK YOU ALL DAY LONG.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY [bleep] VOICE.

- I CAN TALK, TOO. - ALL RIGHT.

- I CAN TALK, TOO. - DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY--

I WOULD HATE TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.

- THAT'S WRONG, SO AT LEAST ADMIT

ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?

- WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

- I AM AN ACTRESS-- - YOU'RE ACTING NOW.

ICE SKATES ARE THERE. YOU COULD GO.

- [laughs]

- SOCHI'S CALLING.

- I DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG.

YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.

JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR DONKEY.

[laughter]

- YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

- YEAH. - AND YOU'RE A PHONY.

- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT. - AND A FRAUD.

- YOU WERE GOING AROUND

SAYING YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE,

BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS,

AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.

- YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep] RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.

- IT'S BEEN HARD.

FELT SO HURT, YEAH.

- THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE RUDE. I'M NOT DONE.

I DON'T.

YOU'RE SO OBSESSED ABOUT MY RELIGION.

- I DON'T GIVE A FLYING [ bleep] ABOUT YOU.

- [crying] I STILL MISS HER EVERY DAY.

I MISS HER.

- IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING

AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT-- THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME,

AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON, WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?

- HEY, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN, JOINED BY THE DAZZLING

AND DIVINE LADIES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

HI, LISA. - HEY, ANDY.

- IN PINK. - AS ALWAYS.

- HI, CARLTON. - HELLO.

- A RARE COLOR FOR YOU. - I KNOW.

I WAS KICKING AND SCREAMING ABOUT THIS ONE.

- AH. - [laughs]

- HELLO, YOLANDA. - HI.

- NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU.

- I LIKE YOUR SHORT HAIR. - THANK YOU.

- SPEAKING OF HAIR, HI, JOYCE.

- HELLO, THERE. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

- KYLE RICHARDS. - HELLO, ANDY.

- HI, BRANDI.

- HI, ANDY.

- YOU LOOK VERY...'40s?

- UH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MY AGE?

- 1940s. - [laughs]

[laughter]

- HI, KIM. - HI, ANDY.

- GREAT TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.

- LOVIN' TURTLES TODAY?

- I LOVE TURTLES EVERY DAY. - GOOD.

[laughter]

IT'S BEEN A REALLY DRAMATIC SEASON.

WE'VE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

BEFORE WE GET INTO SOME FUN STUFF,

YOU ALL JUST SAW THE LAST COUPLE EPISODES.

WHAT DID YOU THINK?

- UM, VERY DRAMATIC.

KIND OF SAD.

AND THERE WERE FUN TIMES, TOO. IN PUERTO RICO, YOU KNOW,

WE DID HAVE SOME FUN TIMES, BUT IT WAS SAD,

YOU KNOW, TO SEE ANYBODY HURT OR UPSET.

ALL OF THAT. - TOUGH TO WATCH?

- YEAH, I THINK SO.

I MEAN, AT THE TIME, OH, MY GOD.

AFTER IT ALL HAPPENED, FOR A MONTH,

I THINK I CRIED EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

BUT NOW, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF OVER IT.

BUT THEN TO WATCH IT AGAIN, IT'S LIKE...[groans]

- WAS IT ROUGH BECAUSE YOU FELT ESTRANGED FROM THE WOMEN?

- YEAH, I JUST FELT THAT I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING,

BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE,

I NEVER SEE IT COMING.

SO I JUST FELT KIND OF MYSTIFIED AND HURT AND...

I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS JUST VERY DIFFICULT.

- BRANDI, WHAT ABOUT FOR YOU?

- I JUST THINK IT WAS A LOT TO TAKE IN.

AND I HAVE A LOT OF ANXIETY ABOUT IT ALL.

I'M NOT NECESSARILY PROUD OF ALL OF MY ACTIONS.

BUT ALSO, IT DOES BRING BACK THE ANGER AGAIN.

- I HAVE TO THINK THAT

NEITHER OF YOU WERE

LOOKING FORWARD TO TODAY, OR MAYBE YOU WERE

BECAUSE IT'S AN OPPORTUNITY

TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.

- I DON'T THINK ANY OF US

REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO TODAY. [all laughing]

I'D RATHER GO ON A BUILDING SITE

OR DOING SOMETHING ELSE THAN-- - RIGHT.

- I MEAN, IT IS WHAT IT IS.

- I DEFINITELY DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

I THINK THERE--

MOST OF MY ANXIETY IS BECAUSE...OF LISA

AND OUR FRIENDSHIP AND THE DETERIORATION OF IT.

AND ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WE FOUND OUT.

AND WE HAVEN'T HAD A PROPER CONVERSATION ABOUT IT,

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.

WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN. I SENT HER AN EMAIL ONCE.

- BUT TODAY ON RADAR ONLINE YOU SAID

THAT I USED TO LIVE DEEP IN THE VALLEY ON YOUR PODCAST.

- I DIDN'T SAY THAT TODAY. I SAID THAT WEEKS AGO.

- I USED TO LIVE DEEP IN THE VALLEY

AND I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

I'VE NEVER LIVED DEEP IN THE VALLEY

OR FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

- KYLE? [chuckles]

- I FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY?

- I NEVER SAID FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

- WELL, NO.

YOU--OKAY, SO, KYLE TOLD ME

YOU USED TO LIVE CALABASAS. - I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.

- KEN SAID THAT.

- WELL, YOU HAD. [overlapping chatter]

- CALABASAS IS NOT, YOU KNOW-- - BUT, NO, NO.

I MOVED FROM FRANCE TO BEVERLY PARK.

- FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TOLD,

THAT YOU USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS, AND YOU USED TO--

- WHO, ME? - YES.

- I USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS? - AND I LOOKED IT UP.

I PAID $9.99 AND YOU DID.

BUT I--

- WELL, WE'VE HAD MANY PROPERTIES HERE

THAT WE'VE BOUGHT AND SOLD, BUT--

- IS THERE SOMETHING BAD ABOUT LIVING IN CALABASAS?

- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE IN CALABASAS.

I MOVED FROM FRANCE TO HERE.

- HERE'S WHAT'S BAD ABOUT IT.

WHEN SHE USED TO HAVE TO COME TO MY HOUSE IN THE VALLEY,

YOU USED TO SAY, "I NEED A PASSPORT TO COME OVER."

- OH, THAT'S A JOKE.

- "I DON'T EVEN ANSWER THIS AREA CODE."

- YOU USED TO SAY YOU WANTED TO SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND.

- YEAH, BUT IT WAS EVERY SINGLE TIME.

- IT WAS A JOKE. OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- AND SO TO FIND OUT YOU USED TO LIVE IN CALABASAS,

I WAS JUST LIKE-- - I'VE NEVER LIVED IN CALABASAS.

JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY IT, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TRUE.

I MOVED FROM FRANCE--

- DON'T THE KARDASHIANS LIVE IN CALABASAS?

- NO, BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THERE. - AND JUSTIN BIEBER.

- IT'S JUST LIKE-- - EVERYBODY LIVES IN CALABASAS.

IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE. - YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW--

- IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

- YEAH, BUT IF I'VE LIVED THERE...

- I'M MOVING TO CALABASAS.

- I WOULD SAY, "I LIVE IN CALABASAS."

BECAUSE I'VE LIVED IN SOME

FAR BIGGER [bleep] THAN CALABASAS.

I WAS STILL THE ONE THAT CAME OVER TO YOU

AND DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THE VALLEY

OR WHEREVER YOU LIVED WHEN YOU CALLED ME UP

SAYING, "I'M DYING."

AND I RODE IN THE AMBULANCE WITH YOU.

SO IT WAS NEVER TOO FAR TO GO.

- I AGREE WITH YOU.

AND I SAY THANK YOU FOR THAT.

YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD FRIEND. - YOU'VE ALWAYS--SO, YEAH.

WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, JOKING ABOUT SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND,

AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO-- COME ON.

- YOU ENCOURAGED IT. YOU LIKED IT.

- OH, PLE--TO SLEEP WITH MY HUSBAND?

I'M JOKING. IT'S A JOKE. - YOU ENCOURAGED ME

TO JOKE WITH HIM. - WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU--

- LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND. I'M LIKE, "WHERE'S MY BOYFRIEND?"

- YEAH, EXACTLY. - IT WAS A JOKE.

- IT'S A JOKE.

WELL, WHEN I'M JUST ABOUT TO DO MY VOW RENEWAL, AND YOU SAY,

"YOU BETTER GO DOWN BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND'S GONNA DIE SOON,"

SOMETIMES IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. JUST SAYING.

BUT, OKAY. I ALWAYS LAUGH IT OFF.

- WITH YOU AS WELL.

A LOT OF THINGS THAT YOU SAY... - YES.

- LIKE EX-WIVES DESERVE TO BE ON THEIR OWN PLANET?

- YES. - NOT SO FUNNY.

- OKAY.

- BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU

RIDE THE LINE WITH EACH OTHER... - YEAH.

- AND HAVE RIDDEN THE LINE WITH EACH OTHER.

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE BOTH OF YOU,

FOR NOT JUST THIS SEASON,

BUT OTHER SEASONS HAVE SAID THINGS

WHERE YOU'VE THEN SAID,

"I WAS JOKING, I WAS JOKING."

- YES, BUT I WOULDN'T EVEN BRING IT UP

IF YOU SAID, "MY HUSBAND'S GONNA DIE SOON,"

'CAUSE I KNOW IT DIDN'T COME FROM A PLACE OF MEANNESS.

- YOU FELL OUT LAUGHING WHEN I SAID THAT.

- YEAH, I'M NOT-- - YOU DID.

- STILL, I COULD TAKE REAL UMBRAGE TO THAT.

- RIGHT. RIGHT.

- AND YOU'VE SAID THINGS TO ME TOO.

- EXACTLY. - WE HAVE THE SAME...

PERSO--SAME HUMOR.

THE SAME, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? SENSE OF HUMOR.

- NOT PERSONALITY. SENSE OF HUMOR.

YEAH. - OH.

THAT'S TRUE. NOT THE SAME PERSONALITY.

- YOLANDA, WHAT DID YOU THINK

OF THE LAST FEW EPISODES?

- YOU KNOW, IT WAS A LOT TO DIGEST, FOR SURE.

AND FOR ME, MY ONLY ISSUE WAS REALLY WITH LISA

AND HER NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE LITTLE THING

THAT I WANTED TO DISCUSS WITH US,

WHICH WAS REALLY THE OVERALL FRIENDSHIP OF US.

- YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW

WHETHER YOU WERE LISA'S REAL FRIEND OR HER HOLLYWOOD FRIEND.

WHAT DID YOU MEAN? - YEAH.

WELL, I'VE JUST--

YOU KNOW, GOING THROUGH MY BATTLE,

WHICH IS REALLY, YOU KNOW, NOT IMPORTANT

TO ANYBODY ELSE, BUT JUST YOU KNOW...

- THAT'S NOT TRUE. - FOR ME.

SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH LYME DISEASE,

AND I JUST THANKFULLY FOUND OUT

TWO MONTHS AGO, THAT IT HAD PARALYZED

PART OF MY BRAIN, AND I'VE BEEN LIVING

WITH ONLY A FIFTH OF MY BRAIN FUNCTION

THAN NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE.

SO I WAS LITERALLY LOCKED IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS

NOT KNOWING WHAT WAS REALLY WRONG.

I'M FEELING GREAT, SO THANK GOD I'M HERE.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY TOOK INVENTORY IN MY LIFE

OF THE PEOPLE THAT WERE IN IT,

AND I JUST FELT THAT,

YOU KNOW, I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS

THAT REALLY DIDN'T SHOW UP.

IN, IN, YOU KNOW, THE LAST TWO YEARS

THAT I'VE BEEN AT HOME.

YOU KNOW, AS SAD OF A PROCESS

AS THAT WAS, BECAUSE YOU REALIZE

YOU THINK YOU LOVE PEOPLE, AND, YOU KNOW,

THEY DON'T SHOW UP-- IT'S ALSO

KIND OF FREEING TO KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW,

I HAVE A WHOLE OTHER COMPARTMENT IN MY HEART

THAT I COULD PUT THE HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS,

AND I FELT--I THOUGHT THAT LISA WAS MY TRUE FRIEND.

YOU KNOW, DURING-- AT THE HOSPITAL--

- I COULDN'T. I-I-- - NO, NO, WHICH IS FINE.

I'M NOT SAYING-- - I COULDN'T GO OUT THERE.

- BUT THAT'S THE POINT. YOU COULD'VE JUST, YOU KNOW,

A CALL TO SAY, "HEY, I'M BUSY. I'M BUILDING A NEW--

- OH. - WE SPOKE VERY LITTLE.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT,

I'M TOO BUSY TO PARTICIPATE RIGHT NOW IN THE RELATIONSHIP,"

OR "I CAN'T COME AND BRING YOU STARBUCK--"

WHATEVER. - YOU KNOW,

I WAS UPSET, VERY UPSET

ABOUT THE PAINTING PARTY.

- BUT IF YOU ARE FRIENDS LIKE THE WAY I THOUGHT...

- YEAH. - YOU WOULD CALL ME

THE NIGHT BEFORE,

KNOWING THAT I'M THE KIND OF PERSON

THAT'S COOKS MYSELF, I MADE GUACAMOLE, I DID THE FLOWERS,

I PUT THE-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT.

- I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST COME OVER, PAINTING IN THE GARDEN.

AND I SENT A TEXT. - BUT EVEN AFTER IT,

WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME THE NEXT DAY

AND SAY, "YO, I HEARD IN YOUR VOICE

THAT YOU'RE REALLY UPSET.

I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS"?

LIKE, YOU JUST DISMISS IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING.

AND YOUR LIFE GOES ON.

- I DIDN'T THINK-- - AND I WAS LEFT BEHIND,

GOING LIKE, "THE PERSON THAT I THOUGHT

WAS MY FRIEND ISN'T MY FRIEND."

AND IT WAS SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME

BECAUSE IT WAS MY GIGI LEAVING,

AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER

TO HAVE YOUR PAINTING THERE BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU.

I WAS ALMOST CRYING.

WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THAT TAPE,

I CAN SEE MY MOUTH SHIVERING,

BECAUSE I WAS HONESTLY HURT.

- [sighs]

- COMING UP... - THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,

IF I NEED HIM, I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM,

WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR WANTING TO PRAY.

- WELCOME BACK TO

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

TURTLE LOVER, DOG WRANGLER, RACE CAR DRIVER.

YOU CAN'T DEFINE KIM RICHARDS.

AND THIS YEAR, SHE WAS ON TOP OF HER GAME.

[motor revs]

- WHOO! I LOVE IT.

[laughs]

THIS HAS BEEN A TRANSITION TIME FOR ME IN MY SOBRIETY.

WHOO!

I THINK RACING CARS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

OF THE NEW ALPHA CAMP.

- OW!

[laughter]

GET OFF!

- YEAH, KIM! [laughs]

NICE. BEAUTIFUL.

WHOO! - THE TORTURE IS ALMOST OVER.

[laughter]

- YOU GUYS.

- THE POLICE ARE COMING! GET OUT, GET OUT.

- I DON'T KNOW THEM.

- AAH! - [laughs]

- OKAY, RIGHT THERE.

CALM DOWN. OH, MY GOSH. WAIT, WAIT.

ALL THOSE SQUIRRELS.

THEY'RE SO CUTE.

OOH.

- WHAT IS THAT? OW!

- LET ME SEE. - SHUT UP!

KIM, SIT DOWN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

- OH, YEAH. [laughs]

OW! - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

[wooshing]

[chants] OHMM...

WHOO! OOH!

[laughs] AAH!

[laughs, squeaks]

WHATEVER, I MEAN, YOU KNOW-- [knocks]

WHATEVER.

[inhales] FRESH AIR.

WHOO! WHOO!

[sighs]

[thud] [laughs]

- WHAT IS KIM DOING PRAYING IN THE CORNER?

- SHE'S LOST OF HER MIND.

- SHE'S PRAYING TO THE TRASH CAN.

- WHAT? OH, COME ON, GUYS.

THAT WAS SO NOT-- - WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

SHE PRAYING THAT THE BIN SHOULD BE EMPTIED?

WHAT IS SHE PRAYING FOR?

I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.

- WOOF.

YOU--THIS IS NOT YOURS.

AW, YOU ALREADY ATE A HOLE IN THIS

AND YOU TOOK HIS EYES OFF.

KINGSLEY.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU?

DEFINITELY KINGSLEY HAS BEEN

ONE OF THE BIGGEST PARTS OF MY GROWTH.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN WHO I AM TODAY...

I'M SORRY.

DUDE.

I MEAN, I KNOW I'M BACK.

I'M SORRY. THIS IS ABOUT THE DOG.

[laughs]

KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY, CHECK.

KINGSLEY, KINGSLEY.

KINGSLEY.

GOOD. CHECK.

GOOD DOG-- [laughs]

[laughter] GOOD DOG, KINGSLEY!

GOOD-- [laughs]

JUST JOKING.

AW. JUST JOKING.

OH, MY GOSH!

JIMMY.

HOW ARE YOU?

JIMMY MCNICHOL.

- I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOURS,

AND I NEVER MISSED AN EPISODE OF HELLO, LARRY.

- REALLY?

MY FANS, THEY ALWAYS SAY TO ME,

"YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME

IN MY LIFE."

AND I JUST SAY, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME."

- THIS WAS A GREAT SEASON FOR YOU, RIGHT?

- IT IS A GREAT SEASON FOR ME.

I HAD SO MUCH FUN.

I FELT CONFIDENT, I FELT ALIVE,

I FEEL POWERFUL, AND I'M LOVING MY LIFE

AND MY FAMILY AND MY FRIENDS.

- YOU KNOW, IN VARIOUS STAGES OF DEALING

WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE FOR THE PAST THREE SEASONS,

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE

HAVING A FULL SEASON OF SOBER KIM?

- REALLY, FOR ME, THIS IS THE FIRST REAL SEASON

THAT YOU'RE REALLY GETTING TO SEE WHO I AM.

AND MAYBE I THINK I'M FEELING

MORE FREE TO BE THE KOOKY, FUN PERSON

THAT I FEEL I CAN BE.

I THINK FOR TOO LONG,

THAT I ALWAYS FELT I HAD TO BE KIND OF GUARDED,

AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE I COULD EVER...

LET LOOSE! [laughs]

BE WHAT--I CAN MAKE THE JOKES I WANT TO MAKE.

AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT

THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY GOT TO SEE.

AND--MY KIDS'LL SAY, "OH, MOM.

SO--OH, MY GOD. WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"

I GO, "BECAUSE I CAN." YOU KNOW? I CAN.

- SO KYLE, ARE WE NOW GETTING TO SEE THE REAL KIM?

- YES. - FOR THE FIRST TIME?

- YES. ABSOLUTELY.

- I MEAN, THE LAST-- - A KOOKIER KIM.

I DON'T THINK I KNEW KIM WAS SO, LIKE, KOOKY

WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP.

- REALLY?

- YEAH, AND MY GIRLS, THEY WATCH.

AND THEY, LIKE, DIE LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.

I'M LIKE, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.

BUT, YOU, LIKE, BECAME KOOKIER. [laughs]

- [laughs]

- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH KYLE

SEEMS TO BE AS GOOD AS WE'VE SEEN IT.

- WE--IT REALLY TOOK A LONG TIME.

WE WERE NOT IN A GOOD PLACE BEFORE THE SHOW.

AND THEN OBVIOUSLY, WE WENT THROUGH A VERY DIFFICULT TIME

DURING THE SHOW, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS.

AND THEN AFTER.

BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S LIKE A COMPLETELY NEW RELATIONSHIP.

IT FEELS LIKE A NEW RELATIONSHIP.

A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.

BUT WE HAVE FUN LIKE WE DID WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS.

WE LAUGH, YOU KNOW, WE CALL EACH OTHER,

HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING ABOUT THINGS

AND TEXT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS.

AND WE'RE REALLY ENJOYING EACH OTHER

AND JUST REALLY HAVING EACH OTHER'S BACKS

AND BEING THERE. SO IT'S NICE.

- MELODY FROM COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, SAID,

"LISA, YOU WATCHED KIM PRAY BY THE TRASH CAN

AND SAID, 'I CAN'T BE JUDGMENTAL.'

THAT DID SOUND JUDGY TO ME."

- WELL, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN HER PRAY,

AND SUDDENLY, SHE'S PRAYING WITH ALL THE CAMERAS,

AND IT'S BY A TRASH CAN.

AND I'M LIKE--

I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT,

"WHAT ON EARTH IS SHE DOING?"

- BUT WHAT WOULD--

YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL DOWN THE STAIRS,

YOU'VE SEEN ME FALL AND BE DRUNK.

YOU'VE SEEN US BE DRUNK BEFORE.

WHAT WOULD MAKE-- WHAT IS MORE STRANGE TO YOU?

THAT I WOULD BE INTOXICATED OR THAT

I MIGHT PICK A MOMENT TO PRAY? I MEAN--

- SHE DIDN'T REALIZE SHE WAS BY A GARBAGE CAN.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? BUT YOU COULD MAKE--

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

I WOULDN'T JUDGE YOU ON FALLING AND BEING DRUNK.

- WE TOLD HER AFTERWARDS-- - I WOULD RATHER YOU JUDGE ME

ON BEING INTOXICATED THAN-- - NO, NO, BUT I JUST THOUGHT

IT WAS VERY STRANGE.

I'VE BEEN YOU SUDDENLY DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.

- BUT I'M SOBER TODAY.

AND AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,

IF I FEEL A NEED TO JUST NEED GOD--

THAT IS ONE THING IN SOBRIETY,

IF I NEED HIM, I'M GONNA CALL ON HIM

WHEREVER THE HELL I AM.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES

FOR WANTING TO PRAY. - RIGHT.

- WELL, NICOLE FROM PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND, SAID,

"KIM, I'M WORRIED THAT I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PAPER

ONE MORNING AND READ ABOUT YOUR DOG HAVING EATEN YOU."

KYLE, ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT KIM AND KINSLEY?

- I DO WORRY A LITTLE BIT, TO BE HONEST.

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU HEAR THESE STORIES,

AND I THINK, OH, MY GOSH. YOU KNOW,

WHEN SHE DOESN'T ANSWER HER PHONE OR A TEXT--

I GET WORRIED THAT THE DOG MAYBE DID SOMETHING.

[overlapping chatter] - SHE'LL CALL ME--

- HE WENT LIKE, "HA," TO THE TRAINER.

I GOT NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?

JUST BECAUSE OF THE STORIES I'VE HEARD.

YOU KNOW, NOTHING FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN.

- SHE'LL CALL ME, AND I DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE,

AND SHE'LL CALL AGAIN.

AND A MATTER OF, LIKE, ME JUST NOT BEING,

LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN THE KITCHEN,

OR IN THE BATH, AND I'LL, LIKE, COME OUT

AND THERE'S TWO MESSAGES, MISSED CALLS.

AND THEN A TEXT, "ARE YOU OKAY?

DID THE DOG EAT YOU?"

I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU OKAY?"

SERIOUSLY, KYLE.

- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS, SAID,

"KIM, KINGSLEY IS BIG, LOYAL, AND CUDDLY."

- THAT'S RIGHT. - "BUT HE IS A DOG.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET BACK OUT THERE AND GET A MAN?"

- [laughs]

- WHO SAID THIS?

- [laughs]

- P.J. FROM ODESSA, TEXAS. - WELL, P.J.,

I DON'T SEE YOU STEPPING UP.

WHERE ARE YOU?

[laughter] - THAT'S FUNNY.

- NO, IT'S TRUE.

I DO SPEND MOST OF MY TIME WITH MY DOG

AND AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW.

AND I THINK IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF ME

FOCUSING ON MYSELF FOR A WHILE.

AFTER KIMBERLY LEFT, I WAS LIKE,

"WELL, I'M GONNA GET--

I'MA START DATING." MM-MM.

- IS JIMMY MCNICHOL SINGLE? - [laughs]

- I HAVE BEEN DATING JIMMY MCN--

NO, JUST JOKING. - [laughs]

- [mouths silently] - AND HE LOOKED GOOD.

JUST JOKING.

NO, I'M NOT-- - I'M GONNA FIND HER SOMEBODY.

I AM DATING HERE AND THERE, A LITTLE BIT,

BUT NOT JIMMY MCNICHOL.

- YOLANDA, YOU BUTTED HEADS WITH KIM EARLY THIS SEASON.

YOU WROTE IN YOUR BLOG ABOUT CIRQUE SCHOOL,

"I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE FOR THE WAY

"SHE SPOKE TO ME AND REPEATEDLY TOLD US

"HOW TO BEHAVE AT AN AFTERNOON

OF ADULT WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS."

- [chuckles]

- HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER NOW?

- IT'S FINE.

YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME

I SAW KIM AFTER LAST YEAR'S REUNION.

- MM.

- AND, YOU KNOW, THERE WAS JUST SOME ATTITUDE,

AND I--YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID, I MEAN,

I'VE BEEN--THAT MORNING, I COULD BARELY

GET OUT OF BED AND I WAS GRUMPY

AND OVER-SENSITIVE.

AND I REMEMBER, YOU KNOW, COMING THERE

AND SHE WAS KIND OF, YOU KNOW,

GIVING A LITTLE BIT OF AN ATTITUDE,

AND I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.

AND--BUT WE'VE WORKED THROUGH THAT.

I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S-- YOU KNOW.

- I THINK FOR ME, IT WAS--

I WANTED SO MUCH 'CAUSE THERE HAD BEEN

A FEW THINGS WE'D GONE TO,

AND EVERYBODY WAS ON EDGE AND ARGUING.

AND I WANTED SO MUCH JUST TO GO TO SOMETHING

THAT I HAD PUT TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A PERFECT PLACE

FOR ALL OF US GIRLS TO GO.

IT WAS LIKE HOW TO EXERCISE AND FUN

AND HOW THIS WOULD BE A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

ALL THIS FIGHTING HAD BEEN GOING ON AMONGST ALL OF US

AT THIS POINT. - NO, BUT IN THE BEGINNING,

NO FIGHTING HAD HAPPENED YET.

- NOT YET, TILL WE GOT THERE. - WE HAD JUST ARRIVED--

- AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "WAIT."

THERE HAD ALREADY BEEN A LITTLE BIT THINGS,

AND, LIKE, I GUESS BRANDI HAD COME IN AND SAID,

"OH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE PAPARAZZI."

AND I SAID, "OH, LET'S NOT DO THAT, PLEASE.

I JUST WANT THIS TO GO WELL."

AND SHE'S LIKE, "WELL,

THE PAPARAZZI-- AND THEY CAME UP TO ME."

AND I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE."

AND THEN YOLANDA GOES, "WELL, LET HER TALK."

AND I WAS LIKE, "CAN WE JUST--"

- NOT TALK ABOUT IT. - NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY.

AND I--I DID. - BUT--BUT--

WHICH SHOWS EVERYBODY DEALS WITH THEIR, YOU KNOW,

PROBLEMS DIFFERENT.

SHE WAS LIKE, "DON'T TALK."

I'M THE KIND OF, LIKE-- - LET'S GET IT OUT.

- WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

LET'S JUST SAY IT AND THEN WE CAN GO

AND HANG, SWING IN THE ROPES

AND WE CAN MOVE ON, BUT WE JUST HAD A DIFFERENT--

- AND I GOT BOSSY

BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO HAVE ONE THING

GO MY WAY FOR ONCE,

AND SO, YOU KNOW, SHE'S LIKE,

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO." AND I'M LIKE--

SO IT DID GET A LITTLE-- BUT, YOU KNOW.

- SO YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW FOUR SEASONS,

TWO OF THEM REALLY ROUGH.

- MM-HMM. - ONE RAW AND ONE GREAT.

HAS THE SHOW BEEN A GOOD THING FOR YOU

OR NOT A GOOD THING?

- THE SHOW HAS BEEN REALLY WONDERFUL FOR ME.

I FEEL THAT THE SHOW HAS HELPED NOT ONLY

KEEP ME SOBER AND ACCOUNTABLE FOR MYSELF,

BUT IT'S HELPED ME HELP OTHER PEOPLE.

I LOVE MY FAMILY HERE.

I LOVE...

FEELING IMPORTANT

AND MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH.

AND...

AND I FEEL LIKE WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE OUT THERE

THAT HAVE TOLD ME I'M AN INSPIRATION,

YOU HELP KEEP ME SOBER TODAY

WITH SHARING MY STORY.

LOVE IT.

IT'S JUST--YOU GUYS HAVE SAVED MY LIFE.

- WOW. THAT'S GREAT.

COMING UP...

- WELL, I'M SORRY. THE OLYMPICS STARTED YESTERDAY.

AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE. YOU COULD GO.

- YOU SHOULD GO. [laughter]

- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ICE SKATER?

- YEAH. - LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?

- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.

- JOYCE, I WANT TO TURN TO YOU.

YOU'RE OUR FIRST LATINA HOUSEWIFE OF BEVERLY HILLS.

HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- I FELT GREAT.

I MEAN, IT'S GREAT TO BE THE FIRST LATINA

AND TO REPRESENT MY CULTURE.

- WELL, AS THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK,

LIFE CAN BE TOUGH.

BUT THIS STUNNING FORMER BEAUTY QUEEN

QUICKLY PROVED SHE WASN'T GONNA BE PUSHED AROUND,

OR DARE I SAY IT, BULLIED.

MEET JOYCE.

[gunshots]

- POOM, POOM, POOM.

- WELL, JOYCE IS KIND OF A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT.

LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT THAT.

[gunshot] - NOW WE'RE TALKING!

- BRANDI TOLD ME THAT LISA

DOES NOT TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

THAT SHE CAN GIVE CRITICISM, BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT.

- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. - YES, IT WAS.

- WHEN HAVE I-- - OH, WOW. OKAY.

I GAVE YOU ADVICE, AND YOU TOOK IT,

AND YOU TWISTED IT INTO SOMETHING IT WASN'T.

- NO, I DIDN'T.

- YOU'RE SO STUPID.

- NO, NO. DON'T CALL HER STUPID.

DON'T EVEN-- - YOU'RE STUPID.

- I LOST A DOG BEFORE, SO...

IT'S NOT A [bleep] COMPETITION, JOYCE.

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU?

JACQUELINE.

DO WE HAVE DRINKS? IS THERE A WAY TO--

- JOYCE, BABE. JOYCE. - OH, I'M SORRY.

- JOYCE.

- "YOYCE"? - JOYCE.

- JACQUELINE, TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO.

HALF THE TIME WHEN I CALL JOYCE "JACQUELINE,"

IT IS GOD HONEST A ACCIDENT.

SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A "JOYCE."

"JOYCE" IS A BIG, FAT PIG.

- [laughs]

YOU CANNOT SAY THAT.

- I CAN SAY THAT.

THE OTHER HALF OF THE TIME,

I DO IT TO ANNOY HER BECAUSE I FIND HER ANNOYING.

JACQUELINE, GET IN THE [bleep] POOL.

I CAN'T SWIM. - YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON.

- DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

- [laughs] - IS THAT BAD?

- YOU'RE RACIST, A BULLY.

- DON'T EVEN GO THERE. - I'M RACIST?

- YOU'RE A RACIST.

I AM BLACK.

PUERTO RICANS ARE BLACK, THEY'RE INDIAN,

AND THEY'RE SPANISH. - SO ARE CUBANS,

AND THAT'S WHO I [bleep] MARRIED,

AND THAT'S WHAT MY [bleep] KIDS ARE, SO SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

LET'S JUST AGREE.

I DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

- I DON'T NEED TO LIKE YOU.

- I'M NOT A BULLY.

IF I WAS A BULLY, I WOULD'VE KNOCKED

YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW.

- IF GOD COULD FORGIVE WHAT HUMANITY

DID TO HIS SON, WHO AM I TO NOT FORGIVE BRANDI

FOR BEING SUCH A STUPID, LITTLE BITCH?

- LIAM, FROM IOWA CITY, IOWA, SAID,

"BRANDI, YOU THOUGHT JOYCE WAS ALWAYS

"TRYING TO ONE-UP YOU.

"WHAT WAS IT ABOUT JOYCE

THAT BOTHERED YOU FROM THE START?"

- ACTUALLY, I LIKED HER IN THE BEGINNING

UNTIL THE HAIR-FLIPPING INCIDENT.

I CALLED JOYCE AND I SAID, "LISTEN,

"LISA IS VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.

"SO IT'S BETTER NOT TO LET THIS GET OUT OF HAND.

"AND JUST TAKE HER AWAY, ONE-ON-ONE,

AND TALK TO HER."

AND THE WAY SHE DID IT ON THE ROOFTOP

DURING OUR ARGUMENT

BETWEEN KYLE AND ME AND LISA

AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER?

I FELT LIKE IT WAS A WAY TO MAKE IT ABOUT HER.

AND SHE DID OVERREACT

AND EXAGGERATE WHAT LISA DID AT CARLTON'S HOUSE.

LIKE, THE FLIPPING, LIKE--

SHE'S LIKE, "YOU WERE VERY, VERY RUDE TO ME."

I DIDN'T TELL JOYCE TO FLIP HER HAIR AND ACT LIKE THAT.

THAT WAS ON HER. - LISTEN. ARE YOU FINISHED?

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOU.

ARE YOU FINISHED? - YES, MA'AM.

- OKAY.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IS RIGHT AFTER THAT DAY,

BRANDI CALLS ME AND SHE SAYS,

"OH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO CHECK ON YOU."

AND I SAID, "WOW, HOW SWEET."

AND THEN SHE GOES INTO, "WOW, LISA WAS SO RUDE TO YOU."

- THAT'S NOT HOW I--NO. - WELL, GUESS WHAT.

YOU'VE PROVEN MORE TO BE A LIAR THAN I AM.

- LISA AND I WERE FINE.

NO, I HAVE NOT. NO, I HAVE NOT. ARE YOU KIDDING?

- SO IT'S UP TO LISA TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

IT'S UP TO LISA TO BELIEVE

WHO IS SAYING THE TRUTH HERE OR NOT.

AND THEN SHE CLEARLY SAID,

"LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM, BUT SHE CAN'T TAKE IT.

SO I'M JUST CALLING YOU TO WARN YOU ABOUT THAT."

SHE NEVER TOLD ME TO PULL LISA ASIDE.

THAT WAS ME--MY DOING.

SHE NEVER TOLD ME TO GO TALK TO LISA ONE-ON-ONE.

SHE NEVER SAID ANY OF THAT.

- I DID. THEN WHY WOULD I CALL YOU?

- AND WHAT I FINISHED SAYING WAS,

"BRANDI, THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME,

"BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF WE KEEP THIS BETWEEN US

"BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE

SUCH A STUPID LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL INCIDENT A BIG DEAL."

- THEN WHY DID YOU? WHY DID YOU DO IT ON THE ROOFTOP?

- BECAUSE YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP AT LUNCH. YOLANDA.

- SO YOU DO WHAT EVERYONE TELLS YOU TO DO?

- NO, NO, NO. I DON'T DO WHAT ANYBODY TELLS ME TO DO.

- THEN WHY DID YOU DO THE ROOFTOP?

- BECAUSE YOLANDA HAD A LUNCH WITH ME,

AND YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP.

- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.

- I AM RESPONSIBLE. AND YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I WAS-- I AM RESPONSIBLE.

- SO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE WAY YOU ACTED

ON THE ROOFTOP. - I WAS NOT GONNA LET LISA

FIND OUT SIX MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD--

- I CAN OUTTALK YOU ALL DAY LONG.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY [bleep] VOICE.

- I CAN TALK, TOO.

- 'CAUSE YOU CAN JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.

- BRANDI, ON YOUR BLOG AT BRAVOTV.COM,

YOU WROTE ABOUT JOYCE AND HER HUSBAND.

YOU SAID, "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MYSELF AND JOYCE

IS THAT I WON'T SETTLE." - HMM.

- "I HAVE TO BE PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO THE MEN I DATE.

"IF I JUST WANTED TO MARRY SOME SHORT, RICH GUY

"THAT PROMISED TO MAKE ME FAMOUS,

I COULD'VE DONE THAT LONG AGO."

JOYCE, WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO THAT?

- FIRST OF ALL, MICHAEL'S NOT SHORT.

HE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

I'VE SEEN HER DATE SHORT, UGLY, OLD MEN.

- HAVE YOU? - SO, YEAH.

- NO, YOU HAVE NOT.

- I'VE SEEN YOU KISSING A GUY

WHEN YOUR TAMPON IS HANGING OUT

OF YOUR PRIVATE PART.

- HE'S MY GAY-GENT.

HE IS A GAY MAN.

- OKAY, SO KISSING A GAY-GENT OR WHATEVER IT IS.

- AND DON'T CALL HIM UGLY. - YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH--

- NO, I KISSED HIM. - OH.

- SHE WAS JUST STICKING HER THROAT--HER TONGUE--

- YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW HIM?

- NO, I'VE JUST SEEN IT. I'VE JUST SEEN IT.

- NO, HONEY, I'VE NEVER DATED AN UGLY MAN.

- I'VE JUST SEEN IT IN ALL YOUR BAD PRESS YOU HAVE OUT THERE.

- SORRY. - SO ANYWAY,

FOR HER TO SAY THAT,

FIRST OF ALL, SHE BARELY KNOWS MY HUSBAND.

SO FOR HER TO SAY THAT, SHE SHOULD DO

A LITTLE MORE RESEARCH AND KNOW THAT

I DO MAKE MY OWN MONEY.

I PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY THAN HER

BEFORE SHE MARRIED HER HUSBAND.

SO IF YOU'RE SAYING, "SETTLE," DO YOUR RESEARCH FIRST

BECAUSE I AM AN ACTRESS, I'M A WORKING ACTRESS,

I AM A PHILANTHROPIST.

I DO-- - TRUST ME, YOU'RE ACTING NOW.

- I'M NOT ACTING. YOU'RE ACTING.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A--

YOU'RE TRYING TO ACT LIKE A LADY,

BUT IT'S JUST COMING OUT OF YOUR PORES.

- WELL, I'M SORRY, THE OLYMPICS STARTED YESTERDAY.

AND YOUR ICE SKATES ARE THERE. YOU CAN GO.

- YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN OVER THERE.

- WHY, YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ICE SKATER?

- YEAH. - LIKE, IN HER OUTFIT?

- YES. SOCHI'S CALLING.

- [laughs]

- OKAY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT, BRANDI, WHAT YOU SAID TO JOYCE

IN THE POOL IN PALM SPRINGS.

IT WAS A COMMENT THAT GENERATED

A LOT OF NEGATIVITY.

YOU SAID THAT BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T SWIM.

- I KNOW WHAT I SAID. - YES.

YOU WERE CALLED A RACIST.

AND PEOPLE WERE EXTREMELY-- - MY HOUSE GOT EGGED.

- YOUR HOUSE GOT EGGED?

- I GOT THREATENED WITH MY CHILDREN.

WE WERE AT A HOME STORE.

IT WAS REALLY HARD BECAUSE I MADE A STUPID COMMENT,

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT.

AND I DEFINITELY PAID THE PRICE.

AND I'M THE LEAST RACIST IN THE PLANET.

AND I SAID STUPID THINGS A LOT,

AND THAT WAS OVER THE TOP.

I'M NOT A RACIST.

CARLTON'S NOT ANTI-SEMITIC.

IT'S JUST PEOPLE THROW THESE LABELS OUT

AND THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND-- - MAY I JUST SAY SOMETHING?

- YEAH.

- THE PROBLEM WITH THROWING OUT

TITLES OR LABELS AS ANTI-SEMITIC

OR RACIST, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW THOSE OUT

WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCE.

THEY'RE DAMAGING. - EXACTLY.

- THEN DON'T MAKE REMARKS THAT MAKE YOU

SEEM LIKE THE LABEL THAT'S BEING THROWN UPON YOU.

- BE QUIET.

- THE PEOPLE THAT I HANG OUT WITH

ARE FROM ALL DIFFERENT BACKGROUNDS.

MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE LATIN.

I HAVE BLACK GIRLFRIENDS, I HAVE WHITE GIRLFRIENDS.

BUT--AND BOYFRIENDS.

SO WE ALL JOKE WITH EACH OTHER

ABOUT--LIKE, THEY JOKE WITH ME ABOUT MY RHYTHM

AND LIKE, SUBTLE THINGS

AND I JUST CAN'T JOKE LIKE THAT.

- YEAH.

- AND I'M SORRY.

- OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.

JOYCE, YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT YOUR VAGINA BEING TIGHT.

AND AFTER SEEING CARLTON'S REACTION...

- [chuckles]

- YOU WROTE ON YOUR BLOG,

"IF CARLTON FELT THE NEED TO THROW UP,

"SHE SHOULD'VE DONE SO.

AND SHE SHOULD'VE TOLD ME TO MY FACE."

- WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT. - YEAH, WE WERE.

- SO IF--FOR HER TO SAY,

"OH, I WANT TO THROW UP BECAUSE OF WHAT JOYCE SAID,"

WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT, SO THROW UP FOR THE GROUP.

DON'T BE SO HYPOCRITICAL

WHEN THEN TWO SECONDS LATER, YOU SAY,

"MY HUSBAND'S HUNG LIKE A DONKEY,

BUT I DON'T TELL THE WORLD." [laughs]

- NO, I SAID I DON'T... - COME ON.

- GO AROUND SAYING MY HUSBAND-- - GIVE ME A BREAK.

- I DON'T TALK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.

- I CAN TALK ALL I WANT ABOUT MY HUSBAND'S PEE-PEE.

I'M PROUD OF IT.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BIG. YES, I'M PROUD OF IT.

- LET'S GO DANCING.

- JUST LIKE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR DONKEY.

- I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE EITHER ONE OF THESE MEN AGAIN.

HONESTLY. - IT'S WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION

THAN WE NEED TO KNOW.

- COMING UP...

- THEY HAVE THIS LITTLE, LIKE, TEAM IT JUST FELT LIKE.

WE GO OUT, THEY WERE TOGETHER

AND KIND OF, LIKE, DOING THEIR THING,

AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.

- I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS AND ASK YOU

ABOUT YOUR MAKE-OUT WITH BRANDI.

- YES. - HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

- WE WERE DRINKING, WE WERE IN THE JACUZZI.

WE WERE HAVING A MAJOR HEART-TO-HEART.

- YES. - AND THEN, WE JUST KISSED.

- BUT I LIKE TO SHOCK LISA

BECAUSE SHE--I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT KISSING GIRLS.

AND SHE'S LIKE, "WHY WOULD YOU EVER?"

- I KNOW, I KNOW. - WELL, 'CAUSE YOU TRIED

TO KISS ME 100 TIMES. I MEAN, GET OFF.

- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER STUCK MY TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH.

- NO, BUT-- - YOU TRIED, YOU TRIED.

- I DON'T--I TELL EVERYONE EVERYTHING

UNLESS THEY TELL ME NOT TO.

- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO PREFACE THAT THOUGH.

- THE THING IS, FOR ME TO SAY THAT

AND TO WATCH YOU WITH YOUR NANNY AND EVERYTHING,

I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.

- WHAT THE ISSUE WAS--

I'M LIKE, "HOLY CRAP. THAT'S GONNA BE ON T--

SHE'S JUST PUT THIS OUT THERE ON TV."

I WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO FIRST TELLS MY CHILDREN,

"MUMMY'S MADE OUT WITH A GIRL."

AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OKAY."

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE, WHOOSH.

- HOW DID YOUR HUSBAND REACT TO THIS?

- HE SMILED.

WHAT CAN I SAY? [laughs]

- WELCOME BACK TO

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

THE DUTCH BEAUTY, THE ENGLISH ROSE,

AND THE TRUTH CANNON.

THIS YEAR, YOLANDA, LISA, AND BRANDI

CROSSED THEIR HEARTS AND JOINED FORCES

TO CREATE A DREAM TEAM.

BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE THIS TEAM WAS ON THE ROPES.

- OKAY. - OKAY, THERE WE GO.

- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,

YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GONNA SIDE

'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM.

- NO, IT'S NOT. - YOU'RE A GANG.

- WE'RE NOT A TEAM. - I GET IT.

- SWEETHEART, I'M ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD.

- IF WE WANTED TO HURT YOU-- - WE DON'T DO TEAM.

AND WE DON'T DO-- WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- HOLD ON, LET ME JUST GET THIS STRAIGHT.

CARLTON, BRANDI, AND LISA GOT A HEART.

- YES, MY TEAM.

THE DREAM TEAM. [laughs]

- WHO MAKES TEAMS UP?

I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK.

- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW IT'S TEAMS.

THE DREAM TEAM? I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK THAT THEY ARE A NIGHTMARE TEAM.

- HOW ARE YOU WITH KYLE?

- DO YOU KNOW, SHE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE

ANY GIRLFRIENDS OR, YOU KNOW,

SOMEBODY NEXT TO HER?

- LISTEN, SHE HAS BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO...

WELL, MAYBE NOT ADRIENNE.

I THINK THAT WAS A LITTLE KIND OF SUPERFICIAL.

YOU JUST GOTTA PUT YOUR HOUSE ON THE MARKET.

AND YOU'RE GONNA BOND REALLY QUICK.

[laughter]

OH, GOD.

- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT SO PRETTY AND PERFECT.

[laughter]

IT WAS A PRINCESS FAINT.

SHE FELL LIKE THIS.

[sighs] - [laughs]

- A BIT OF CONTROVERSY IN THE CAR ON THE WAY OVER

ABOUT WHETHER YOU FAINTED FOR REAL OR FOR NOT REAL?

- OH, GOD.

HAVE WE GOT NOTHING ELSE BITCHY TO TALK ABOUT APART FROM ME?

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOT HERE EARLIER.

YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE

OR WOULD THAT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK?

YOU ARE NOT HAVING THAT. GIVE THAT TO ME.

- [laughs] - GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW. YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT.

- I DON'T WANT YOU TO STRATEGIZE ANYMORE.

- OKAY.

- OKAY, OKAY.

- UH....

- I'M A BIG GIRL. I'M FINE.

- I DON'T THINK YOU ARE. - OKAY.

- LISA LIKES TO POINT OUT MY WEAKNESSES A LOT

TO REMIND ME THAT SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME.

- I'M JUST REALLY SURPRISED

OF HOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,

DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED IN THIS GROUP.

- COMPLETELY CHANGED.

[phone chimes]

- WHEN I GET A TEXT FROM LISA AT 3:28,

I'M KIND OF SHOCKED.

I MEAN, YOU'RE CANCELLING NOW?

- DARLING, I'M SORRY.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN THAT.

LISA CANCELLED, LIKE, AT 3:30.

- I'M SURPRISED ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAM TEAM

IS NOT HERE AND YOLANDA IS SO UPSET ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, IF THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS,

THEY SHOULD'VE TALKED ON THE PHONE.

- I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

- IT MIGHT BE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- NO, NO. LISA, IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S GOING-AWAY PARTY.

WE'RE NOT HANDLING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

- BY THE WAY, WE DON'T WANT TO DO THAT HERE.

- NO.

- LISA NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF IT

BECAUSE UNCONSCIOUSLY, SHE'S BEEN INTIMIDATING

THE GIRLS IN THIS GROUP.

I FIND IT EXHAUSTING.

- IS YOLANDA HERE?

- SHE'S HAVING HER DAUGHTER'S WEDDING RECEPTION.

- NO, NOT HER DAUGHTER. - OH.

- IT'S HER STEPDAUGHTER. - STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING.

YEAH, YEAH. - ON THE SAME NIGHT?

- YEAH, YEAH. - OH.

- LISA HAD A PARTY THE SAME NIGHT.

- OH, WELL, SHE ASKED ME TO COME TO--

- HER PARTY. - MAYBE SHE JUST FORGOT.

SHE HAS--GOING ON, SO MUCH GOING ON.

- AMNESIA.

- AND YOU WEREN'T INVITED?

YOU'RE A PART OF HER DREAM TEAM.

YOU SHOULD BE INVITED.

- WELL, CLEARLY NOT.

- INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.

UM...OKAY.

- OKAY, OBVIOUSLY, THINGS SPLINTERED

IN THE DREAM TEAM AS THE SEASON WENT ON.

BUT I WANT TO KNOW, WHEN YOU ALL WERE FRIENDS,

WHAT WAS THE DYNAMIC LIKE?

- THE DREAM TEAM REALLY STARTED BECAUSE

KYLE STARTED SAYING, "OH, IT'S DIVIDED IN TEAMS."

AND THEN I PANICKED AND WENT, "OH, MY GOD,

"I GAVE SOME GIRLS HEARTS, AND SOME DIDN'T,

WHICH WAS A RUDE MISTAKE."

AND SO I WENT, "OKAY, THE DREAM TEAM."

AND IT KIND OF CONTINUED ON FROM THERE.

YOU KNOW, I THINK--

WHAT WE FORGET IS

THAT THIS GROUP, THE DYNAMICS HERE

IS REALLY REAL LIFE.

YOU KNOW, YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER,

YOU'RE DRAWN TO SOME.

I THINK IT'S NATURAL THAT YOU DON'T JUST,

YOU KNOW, ARE LOVEY-DOVEY WITH EVERYBODY.

- WE DIDN'T HAVE A PACT OR AN ALLIANCE,

I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE FACT

THAT WE ENJOYED EACH OTHER'S COMPANY.

AND I KNOW I CARED ABOUT LISA A TON.

AND I LOVE THEM BOTH.

THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE SOMETHING FOR ME

TO ASPIRE TO BE.

I WOULD LOVE TO BE CONTROLLED AND PERFECT

AND NOT BE SO "BLAH" ALL THE TIME.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHO I AM.

BUT I--YOU KNOW, I LOOK UP TO THEM.

THEY'RE INSPIRING.

- DO YOU DOUBT THAT SHE WAS REALLY YOUR FRIEND THEN?

- NO, I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAD A ROLE,

AND MY ROLE WAS ON THE SHOW FOR HER TO MOTHER ME.

I THOUGHT OUR FRIENDSHIP CHANGED WHEN THE CAMERAS TURNED ON

AND IT WASN'T OUR GENUINE FRIENDSHIP.

WHEN WE WERE ON CAMERA, YOU BECAME THE LISA

WHO HAD ONE GLASS OF RED WINE AND ONE VODKA.

AND THE VERY-- - LISTEN, I WORK EVERY NIGHT

IN A RESTAURANT.

I DON'T GET DRUNK. YOU CAN'T INSINUATE THAT.

- I'VE SAT AND DRANK WITH YOU

TILL 4:00 IN THE MORNING.

- YEAH, AT MY HOUSE.

- NO, AT YOUR HOUSE AND AT SUR.

- WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS THAT YOU'RE DIFFERENT

ON CAMERA THAN YOU ARE OFF CAMERA.

- WHEN YOU'RE SAYING THIS TO ME IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRLS,

YOU'RE SAYING IT IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

AND IT'S LIKE, WHAT?

THAT'S WHY I SAID TO YOU-- - NO, I WAS VERY SUBTLE.

I WOULD PUSH A GLASS TO YOU.

- WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING THIS UP?

IT'S HARMING ME.

IF YOU DON'T BRING IT UP WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING--

- BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE YOU DRUNK.

I DIDN'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE YOU DRINKING FROM A BOTTLE.

- SO THEN TELL ME WHEN WE'RE NOT SHOOTING.

- BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT NOW.

- SAY IT TOMORROW? "NO ALCOHOL."

MY PERSONAL FRUSTRATION IS THAT I WANT CONSISTENCY.

I DON'T--IF YOU'RE GONNA POINT IT OUT,

POINT IT OUT WHEN WE'RE AT THE POLO LOUNGE

AND THERE'S NO CAMERAS AND SAY,

"OKAY, BRANDI, TOMORROW,

"I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE THE KIDS,

"BUT NO DRINKING.

NO MATTER WHAT."

DON'T POINT IT OUT WHEN WE'RE ON CAMERA

SITTING THERE. - BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- I DON'T BECAUSE... - I TRIED TO--

- IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME

WHEN WE DO IT ON CAMERA.

- HONEY, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DRINK TOO MUCH ANY TIME.

ON CAMERA, OFF CAMERA.

- I'M 41. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

- TIFFANY FROM SANTA MONICA SAID, "BRANDI,

"AFTER THE DINNER AT SUR, YOLANDA TOLD YOU

"THAT YOU HAD TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU ACT.

"AND YOU AGREED.

"BUT LISA MOTHERS YOU, AND YOU GET MAD?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?"

- YOLANDA'S CONSISTENT ON AND OFF CAMERA.

- JOYCE, IN YOUR BLOG AT BRAVOTV.COM,

YOU SAID, "YOLANDA'S DREAM TEAM IS A NIGHTMARE.

"THIS IS THE BEHAVIOR OF A MEAN SORORITY GIRL.

"WE TEACH YOU SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A GOOD HOST.

"NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR TABLE IS SET,

"IF YOU INVITE YOUR GUESTS WITH THE CLEAR INTENTION

"TO MAKE THEM FEEL SECOND TIER,

THIS IS CLASSLESS AND IT IS TASTELESS."

- MM-HMM.

BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A BAD HOST IN PALM SPRINGS

FOR NOT JUMPING IN THE POOL.

SO I AM PAYING HER BACK.

THAT'S WHAT'S BEING A BAD HOST IS.

- IT'S OKAY. I CAN TAKE IT.

- WELL, SHE ALREADY SAID SORRY.

- THAT'S WHAT CHILDREN DO.

[laughter]

- NO, CHILDREN DIVIDE TEAMS.

- SHE ALREADY APOLOGIZED. - I ALREADY APOLOGIZED.

- WELL, I HAVE TO WRITE IT IN MY BLOG,

JUST LIKE EVERYBODY STATED

THAT WE HAVE TO WRITE OUR BLOG.

- DO YOU EVER LET ANYBODY-- - JUST LIKE YOU SAID--

- I WOULD HATE TO BE MARRIED TO YOU.

- KYLE, WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE SEEING

AN ALLIANCE BETWEEN THE THREE OF THEM?

- YOU COULD FEEL IT.

IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY. - HOW?

- WE WOULD BE IN A GROUP.

THEY WOULD KIND OF HUDDLE AND LAUGH.

AND THEY HAVE THIS, YOU KNOW, CAMARADERIE TOGETHER,

AND JUST SORT OF, LIKE--

- BUT IT'S A CAMARADERIE, NOT AN ALLIANCE.

IT'S WE'RE FRIENDS.

LIKE, YOU'RE DRAWN TO PEOPLE MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

- AND THEN THEY HAD THIS LITTLE TEAM, IT JUST FELT LIKE.

AND THEN SO WE'D GO OUT,

THEY WERE TOGETHER, AND KIND OF, LIKE,

DOING THEIR THING, AND WE WERE VERY ALIENATED.

- BETTY FROM TOPEKA, KANSAS, SAID,

"DID KYLE SEE HOW BITCHY LISA, YOLANDA, AND BRANDI WERE

"AT THEIR LUNCH?

THEY SAID SHE HAD NO FRIENDS."

KYLE, LISA ALWAYS SAID SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE HER BACK.

SO HOW DID SEEING THAT LUNCH MAKE YOU FEEL?

- THAT WAS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN

AND TO SAY, OF COURSE, IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A FRIEND,

YOU KNOW, PUT YOUR HOUSE ON THE MARKET.

I ONLY MET YOU--

- I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT-- - I MET YOU--

- I KIND OF HAVE FELT, YOU KNOW,

WE'D HAD THE DISCUSSION AT REUNION.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT. IT WAS A FLIPPANT REMARK.

- BUT THAT WAS ALSO INVENTED TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.

THAT WAS AN INVENTION TO MAKE MY HUSBAND LOOK BAD.

- YEAH, IT WAS A FLIPPANT REMARK.

- DO YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE?

- YEAH, I APOLOGIZE. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

- I MET YOU THROUGH MAURICIO. - YEAH.

- I MET ADRIENNE THROUGH MAU-- I MET CAMILLE THROUGH MAURICIO.

I DIDN'T NEED TO COZY UP. THOSE WERE MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.

SO I APPRECIATE THE APOLOGY AND I'LL TAKE IT.

- LISA, IT WAS A LOT OF FUN WATCHING YOU

AS THE FIRST HOUSEWIFE COMPETING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.

WE GOT A LOT OF VIEWER QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT.

- IT WAS SO HARD.

- ROSE FROM ATLANTA, GEORGIA, SAID,

"I'VE BEEN A NURSE FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

"I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A GRACEFUL FAINT.

"PEOPLE DON'T FALL LIKE THAT BENDING THEIR KNEES

"AND REACHING OUT FOR SOMEONE TO HELP THEM

FALL GENTLY TO THE FLOOR."

- WELL, HE WAS HOLDING MY HAND AT THE TIME, WASN'T HE?

- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT

THE GIRLS' RESPONSE TO YOUR FAINT?

- WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY MEAN AND VERY HURTFUL.

I WAS STRUGGLING.

I MEAN, IN THREE DAYS,

I DANCED SEVEN HOURS A DAY.

I TOOK--I DID THREE LIVE SHOWS.

AND WENT TO NEW YORK AND BACK ON THE RED-EYE.

IT WAS CRAZY.

- THAT'S WHY I JOKED.

I WOULD'VE PRETENDED TO FAINT.

I COULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.

SO THAT'S WHY I WAS, LIKE--

- SO WHEN THEY WERE MAKING IT LIKE I WAS FAKING IT--

- BUT YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO FAKE.

I MEAN, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

- SO WHEN-- - I THINK.

[laughs] - YOU DO?

- I'VE DONE IT. - REALLY?

- OF COURSE YOU HAVE.

- SO, YEAH.

I'VE HAD BRAIN SCANS FOR DIZZINESS.

I'D BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK

WITH INNER EAR PROBLEMS.

SO THAT HAS COMPROMISED MY LIFE.

AND I HAD A BLACKOUT IN VILLA ROSA.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE'S TOO LOW.

90 OVER 60.

WILL I FAINT AGAIN?

100% IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

- SCOTTY FROM MOBILE, ALABAMA... - [laughs] TOUCH AND GO.

- WELL, IT IS. WELL, IT'S NOT--

- A LITTLE BIT AGGRESSIVE. TOUCH AND GO.

- I'M NOT SAYING-- NO, I'M NOT SAYING

I'M UNHEALTHY. - RIGHT.

- I'M JUST SAYING-- - I GOT THE PADDLES.

DON'T WORRY.

- WELL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

- I HAVE TO ASK YOU, ADMITTEDLY,

BY YOUR ADMISSION... - YES.

- AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAS COME UP

AT THESE REUNIONS EVERY YEAR

WHERE I BROUGHT UP THINGS THAT YOU'VE SAID

ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN AND YOU'VE SAID,

"I WAS JOKING. I WAS JOKING."

AND THE OTHER WOMEN HAVE SAID,

"YEAH, BUT YOU KIND OF HURT MY FEELINGS.

- YEAH.

- DO YOU FEEL LIKE IF KYLE AND KIM

WERE HAVING A LAUGH AT YOUR EXPENSE

ABOUT THE FAINTING AND DOING THE FAKE FAINT

IN THEIR INTERVIEW AND ALL THAT,

DO YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE SAME--

- IT WASN'T ABOUT TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THAT.

IT WAS ABOUT THEY WERE CHALLENGING MY INTEGRITY

SAYING I FAKED IT.

- DO YOU FEEL YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE?

- I'M ALWAYS SAYING SELF-DEPRECATING THINGS

ON CAMERA.

I'M ALWAYS SAYING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

- YOU ARE, BUT MY QUESTION IS-- YOU DEFINITELY ARE.

- YES, MY HUMOR IS ENGLISH.

- THE QUESTION IS, WHEN-- - IT'S SO SELF-DEPRECATING.

- I KNOW. - BUT WHEN I--

- AND YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHERS TOO.

THAT ARE FUNNY, BY THE WAY. - YEAH.

- BUT SOMETIMES HURT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.

- RIGHT. - SO MY QUESTION IS--

- LIKE MALOOF HOOF.

- WHEN OTHERS MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOU--

- YEAH, BUT MALOOF HOOF WAS FUNNY.

- YEAH, TO YOU, BUT NOT TO ADRIENNE.

- YES, I APOLOGIZED FOR THAT AS WELL.

- NO, BUT YOU'VE APOLOGIZED A LOT, SO I'M JUST SAYING--

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA NEVER

SAY ANYTHING FUNNY ON CAMERA. - NO, NO.

- IT'S A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR.

- NO, NO. THAT'S NOT THE POINT, LISA.

- I'M ASKING YOU IF YOU CAN TAKE IT

LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.

COMING UP...

I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,

ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING.

- I'M ASKING YOU IF YOU CAN TAKE IT LIKE YOU CAN DISH IT OUT.

BECAUSE I THINK YOUR COSTARS DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN.

- WELL, I TAKE THE PISS OUT OF HER.

- TERRIBLY. - I DON'T THINK IT'S A BIG DEAL.

- YEAH, I DO. - I MEAN, HONESTLY.

BECAUSE HONESTLY, I THINK-- - WELL, I DO, THOUGH.

- AND I DON'T THINK THAT MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON.

YOU CAN SAY, "MAYBE I DO JOKE, AND I'M MORE SENSITIVE

WHEN IT'S DIRECTED AT ME."

THAT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

- SOMETHING ABOUT THE FAINT,

YES, I WAS SENSITIVE TO THAT.

- AND YOU SHOULD BE.

IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE MORE PERFECT OR LESS PERFECT

THAN ANYBODY HERE. WE ALL--

NONE OF US ARE PERFECT. ALL OF US MAKE MISTAKES

EVERY DAY, AND SOMETIMES WE JUST

NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE.

MY POINT WAS THAT YOU WERE GOING AROUND

SAYING YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

YOU KNOW MY CHILDREN SO WELL. - YEAH.

- YOU'RE WITH MY FAMILY.

YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNERS WITH US.

BUT HERE I AM, LOCKED IN THE HOUSE FOR 18 MONTHS

AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME ONCE.

YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID--

- CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME THOUGH?

- YOU NEVER WENT TO ME AND SAID,

"YOLANDA, I'M SORRY.

I AM YOUR FRIEND, I JUST DON'T HAVE TIME TO SHOW UP."

OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CALL YOU."

OR "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TEXT YOU."

JUST ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT-- - YEAH, BUT CAN I--

- IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING-- ONCE SOMEBODY SAYS,

"I ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT YOU'RE FEELING,"

THEN WE CAN MOVE ON.

WE DIDN'T MOVE ON BECAUSE EVERY TIME

I TRIED TO HAVE THE CONVERSATION WITH YOU,

YOU MINIMIZED IT AND YOU WERE LIKE,

"OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH." YOU KNOW. AND YOU DON'T--

YOU DIDN'T REALLY HEAR ME, AND I NEEDED TO BE HEARD.

- WELL, I DID GO DOWN A COUPLE OF TIMES,

MAYBE YOLANDA'S FORGOTTEN,

BECAUSE I WENT DOWN TO SIT ON THE BED WITH HER

AND SPENT THE DAY WITH HER.

ANOTHER TIME I WENT DOWN TO HAVE DINNER WITH HER, DAVID, AND KEN.

WE DROVE DOWN TO A RESTAURANT OPPOSITE NOBU.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? - YES, I REMEMBER THAT.

- I CALLED HER MANY TIMES.

I KNOW I'M OVERLOADED.

I KNOW WHEN I SAY I'M BUSY AND IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.

BECAUSE IF IT'S A COMPETITION OF WHO'S THE BUSIEST,

THEN I'M LOSING.

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE TIME

TO DO ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO.

I'M JUST STRUGGLING TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT,

YOU KNOW, WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON.

BUT I'M SORRY THAT YOU FELT LIKE THAT.

I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT.

- I ACCEPT THAT.

I JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE SAID THAT TO ME,

YOU KNOW, SEVEN MONTHS AGO.

I'M SURE I WAS REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET ALONG WITH

THESE LAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE I JUST COULDN'T FUNCTION.

AND MAYBE I WAS BORING OR GRUMPY.

AND YES, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN SENSITIVE ABOUT THINGS

THAT I USUALLY WOULDN'T BE SENSITIVE ABOUT

OR I MIGHT NOT REMEMBER THE THINGS COMPLETELY.

BUT I ALWAYS COME FROM A PLACE OF GOOD INTENTIONS.

- EXACTLY, YOU DON'T REMEMBER I WAS THERE EVERY DAY

HOLDING YOUR HAND--

[laughter] - OKAY.

- THAT'S FUNNY. - THIS IS GOOD.

I LIKE IT. I FEEL LIKE BY THE END,

ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA BE HUGGING. - UGH.

- THAT'S HOW I FEEL. THAT'S RIGHT.

NEXT WEEK, THE REUNION CONTINUES.

- I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A FACELIFT.

I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE--

- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK OF MY [bleep] LIFE.

- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT MY-- - AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES.

- I GET IT. - AND I'M SORRY

IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.

- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE CALLED PAPARAZZI.

- [laughs] - AND I WOULD NOT DO IT.

- YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

- WHAT, I'M GONNA START ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?

- GO AHEAD! I DON'T CARE. I'M PROUD OF IT.

- WELL, I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION.

- WHAT SHOULD I DO? ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?

- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM DOING COCAINE,

I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.

I LIKE MY WINE.

- I THINK THAT BRANDI TAKES IT TOO FAR.

- BRANDI, DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT LISA'S SAYING?

- NO.

- WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND HOW INSULTING YOU ARE.

- I MISS HER.

- YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT FROM KYLE?

- NOTHING.

- [crying] YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

- NO, I KNOW THAT.

BUT YOU HAVE SAID SOME AWFUL THINGS.