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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:04,497 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:05,970 - I WILL BE KIND TO YOU 3 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:08,297 AND NOT CALL YOU ANY OTHER NAME THAN JOYCE. 4 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,970 - I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU 5 00:00:09,967 --> 00:00:11,767 CALLING YOU THE THINGS THAT I CALLED YOU 6 00:00:11,767 --> 00:00:14,667 BECAUSE I AM WOMAN ENOUGH TO ACCEPT MY MISTAKES. 7 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:16,367 - DON'T TOUCH ME! EW! 8 00:00:16,367 --> 00:00:17,897 LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME. 9 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:20,730 - OKAY. [chuckles] 10 00:00:20,734 --> 00:00:23,874 - I AM NOT A PRUDE AT ALL. YEAH. 11 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:25,267 YAY! 12 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:26,796 - CHICA. CHICA! 13 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,500 - EVERY SINGLE DOOR HAS TO BE HIT. 14 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,770 I KNOW I NEED TO STAY POSITIVE. 15 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:32,367 I JUST CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 16 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:34,527 I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS AND PUTTING UP SIGNS 17 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,503 FOR A DOG THAT I THINK GOT KILLED BY COYOTES. 18 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:38,270 - HEY, B. - YOU KNOW, I'M COMING 19 00:00:38,266 --> 00:00:41,296 TO SACRAMENTO ON DAD'S BIRTHDAY. 20 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:43,230 AM I GONNA BE INVITED? [chuckles] 21 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:46,273 THINGS WITH MY DAD ARE NOT AMAZING RIGHT NOW. 22 00:00:46,266 --> 00:00:49,596 HE WAS VERY OFFENDED BY MY OSCAR DRESS. 23 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,500 I MEAN, LIKE, GO [bleep] YOURSELF. 24 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,700 WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THAT? 25 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,470 [upbeat music] 26 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:55,567 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 27 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:58,467 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 28 00:00:59,734 --> 00:01:03,234 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE. 29 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:09,630 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 30 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:11,433 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 31 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:13,533 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 32 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:19,567 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS. 33 00:01:19,567 --> 00:01:22,367 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 34 00:01:23,867 --> 00:01:28,767 - LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 35 00:01:30,734 --> 00:01:33,734 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:33,734 --> 00:01:41,404 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,900 - HELLO. - HI, HONEY. 38 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:44,270 - HI. 39 00:01:44,266 --> 00:01:45,866 YAY. - HOW ARE YOU? 40 00:01:45,867 --> 00:01:47,127 MWAH. 41 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,633 - REALLY, WHAT WAS THAT? HALF-MOUTH? 42 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:49,773 both: MWAH. 43 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,297 [laughter] - YOU GET ALL MINE. 44 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,630 MWAH. - ALWAYS. 45 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:53,803 HI, BABY GIRL. 46 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,800 WE HAVE OUR POOL PARTY EVERY YEAR. 47 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,300 THEY ARE JUST UNINHIBITED, AND WE DON'T SKIMP ON ANYTHING. 48 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,230 WE WANT PEOPLE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. 49 00:02:01,233 --> 00:02:03,103 - GIRLS AUDITIONING GIRLS. RAWR. - RAWR! 50 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,670 - IT'S THE PUSSY POWER. 51 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:07,767 - WE REALLY DO THINK ABOUT ENTERTAINING EVERYBODY, 52 00:02:07,767 --> 00:02:09,597 SO WE ALWAYS GET IT CATERED 53 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,270 AND WE HAVE GIRLS. 54 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,726 - HI. - HI. 55 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,734 - HELLO. COME ON IN. 56 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,474 TARA, NICE TO MEET YOU. HI. 57 00:02:17,467 --> 00:02:18,727 - HI. 58 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:22,174 GIRLS ON POLES, GIRLS ON OUR INTERIOR BALCONIES. 59 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:26,266 WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE BEAUTY, ESPECIALLY IN WOMEN. 60 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:29,196 WE PROBABLY HAVE TEN GIRLS POSSIBLY JUST COMING TODAY 61 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,530 JUST TO AUDITION, AND WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR 62 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:33,133 IS TO HIRE FOUR GIRLS. 63 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:34,233 YOU CAN SHOW THEM WHERE TO CHANGE. 64 00:02:34,233 --> 00:02:36,733 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. [giggles] 65 00:02:36,734 --> 00:02:38,604 THEY'RE REALLY PRETTY. - ARE THEY? 66 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,200 - YEAH, I HOPE THEY'RE AS TALENTED AS PRETTINESS. 67 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,830 - THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO IT NAKEY, ARE THEY? 68 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,274 - NO. 69 00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:46,226 - I DON'T WANNA SEE THEM GET NAKEY. 70 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:47,373 - OKAY, BABE. - NOT YET. 71 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,597 - JUST US. - YEAH. 72 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,600 - OKAY. - [laughs] 73 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,300 - YOU CAN GET NAKEY. - YOU GET NAKED. 74 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,600 - YOU GET NAKEY. 75 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,270 - YOU GET NAKED FIRST. - YOU. 76 00:02:57,266 --> 00:02:58,466 - I THINK BOTH OF YOU SHOULD GET NAKED. 77 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,827 [laughter] 78 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:03,334 [cheers and applause] 79 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:05,133 - THERE'S NOTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT WHAT WE DO 80 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:06,203 WHEN WE HAVE PARTIES. 81 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,500 IT REALLY IS IN CELEBRATION OF WOMEN. 82 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,500 [cheers and applause] 83 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,070 - IS THIS TOO MUCH? 84 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,596 - NO, IT'S NOT TOO MUCH. - NEVER TOO MUCH. 85 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,200 - I THINK THE FEMALE BODY 86 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,030 HONESTLY IS A-- IS A WORK OF ART. 87 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:19,603 IT'S LYRICAL. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 88 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,630 IT'S BEAUTY. 89 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,603 YAY! I'M HAPPY! [laughter] 90 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,600 [upbeat music] 91 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,170 ♪ ♪ 92 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:33,466 [chuckling] 93 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:34,767 THEY'RE DOIN' A PRETTY DECENT JOB. 94 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:38,527 I MEAN, NOT TO THE LEVEL 95 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:40,673 THAT I REALLY EXPECTED AND WANTED TO SEE. 96 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:43,167 I WANT SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS HOW TO WORK THE POLE 97 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:44,296 IN A POSITIVE WAY. 98 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:45,670 - UH, YEAH. 99 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:47,367 WELL, DID YOU LIKE THEM SO FAR? 100 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:49,227 - I DID, BUT I DO WANT SOME POLE WORK. 101 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:50,503 I MEAN, THAT'S THE IDEA. - TO CLIMB UP ON THE POLE. 102 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,230 - YEAH. - AND ARE WE PICKING PEOPLE 103 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:53,673 THAT YOU LIKE OR THAT DAVID LIKES? 104 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,697 - AH! 105 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:59,470 THEY LIKE THE SAME. [laughter] 106 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:00,497 - YES. - AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 107 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,630 [laughter] 108 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:03,603 - 'CAUSE I'VE KNOWN THEM SO LONG. 109 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,300 - HM. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THEM? 110 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:07,600 [laughter] 111 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,000 both: HEY. - AND WE HAVE DIANA. 112 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,730 [cheers and applause] 113 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:14,134 - DON'T HOLD BACK. AT ALL. 114 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:20,127 - YEAH. - AY, YI, YI. 115 00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:21,733 - THIS IS WHAT WE WANT, BABY. 116 00:04:21,734 --> 00:04:25,104 YEAH. [laughter] 117 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,530 [cheers and applause] 118 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,170 [giggling] 119 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:37,596 [laughter and applause] 120 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,130 - OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT HERE, 121 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:42,073 SO WE WOULD LOVE IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE THE 13TH. 122 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,426 THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. - I WOULD LOVE THAT. 123 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:45,503 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - OH, MY GOSH. 124 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,570 - OH, MY GOD. - YEAH, BABY. 125 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,367 - WHOO. [laughter] 126 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:55,196 [dog barks] 127 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,400 - SUGAR. 128 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,170 COME TO YOUR MOMMY. 129 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,026 COME HERE. 130 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:05,503 OH, BOOBA-LOOGA. 131 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,300 I KNOW. I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER. 132 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,530 HE JUST RUINED MY BED. 133 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:14,203 THE BEST WAY TO RELIEVE MY KIDS' WORRY ABOUT CHICA 134 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,230 IS TO GET A NEW DOG RIGHT AWAY. 135 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,473 [dog whimpers] 136 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:20,997 HI, STUPID. HI. 137 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,230 SO WE GO TO THE SHELTER, 138 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:24,573 AND THE BOYS PICK OUT BUDDY. 139 00:05:24,567 --> 00:05:26,167 WHY WOULD YOU PEE IN THE BED? 140 00:05:26,166 --> 00:05:27,326 [doorbell rings] 141 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,173 OH, COME ON. SOMEBODY'S HERE. 142 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,496 BUDDY IS NOT CHICA. 143 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,030 - OH. - HE JUST PEED ON MY COMFORTER. 144 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:35,433 JUST NOW. - OH, HE'S SO CUTE, THOUGH. 145 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:36,433 - YOU CAN HAVE HIM. 146 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:38,273 BUDDY LIFTS HIS LEG WHEN HE PEES, 147 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:39,466 WHICH IS DISGUSTING, 148 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,267 AND HE'S OBSESSED WITH ME. 149 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:43,296 I JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT. HE GOES EVERYWHERE WITH ME. 150 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:44,430 I HATE IT. 151 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:46,303 - DID YOU SAVE HIM FROM BEING PUT DOWN? 152 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,400 - YES, OF COURSE. - OH! 153 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,170 YOU LOVE HIM. I CAN TELL YOU DO. 154 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:52,566 - I-- 155 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:53,867 EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THIS DOG, 156 00:05:53,867 --> 00:05:55,367 I THINK ABOUT THE OTHER DOGS, EVEN THOUGH 157 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,427 THE KIDS ARE HAPPIER. - YEAH. 158 00:05:57,433 --> 00:05:58,403 I DO-- - IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE, BRAN. 159 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,030 - I KNOW. IT'S ONLY BEEN-- 160 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:03,473 I'VE ONLY HAD HIM FOR A DAY, BUT I'M GOING TO SACRAMENTO. 161 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:04,627 I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING THERE. 162 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:06,473 IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR ME TO BE ASKED 163 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:08,267 TO HOST SOMETHING IN SACRAMENTO 164 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:10,996 WITH MY FAMILY THERE TO SEE, LIKE, I'VE "MADE IT." 165 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,600 HAPPENS TO FALL ON MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY. 166 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,170 HE'S UPSET THAT, IN THE BOOK, I SAID HE WAS A DRUG DEALER... 167 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,426 BECAUSE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY A DRUG DEALER. 168 00:06:19,433 --> 00:06:22,033 HE WAS A MARIJUANA GROWER AND "DISTRIBUTOR" TO OUR NEIGHBOR-- 169 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,303 - WELL, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. 170 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,300 - I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S THAT DIFFERENT, BUT-- 171 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,530 - WELL, IT IS DIFFERENT, YOU-- - BUT HE DID IT. 172 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:29,003 HE LIKED THE BOOK FOR THE WHOLE TIME, AND THEN 173 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 ALL OF A SUDDEN, ONE DAY-- - AND THEN HIS FRIENDS 174 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,130 DIDN'T LIKE IT. - YEAH. 175 00:06:31,133 --> 00:06:33,833 MY DAD, WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER, WAS VERY HIPPIE. 176 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:36,074 I MEAN, I'M SCARRED BY THE AMOUNT OF TIMES 177 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,526 I SAW THE MAN NAKED. [laughs] 178 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:40,003 AS HE'S GOTTEN OLDER, HE'S KIND OF GONE 179 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,300 TO A MORE CONSERVATIVE SPACE, 180 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:45,870 SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE THIS NEW GUY GLANVILLE. 181 00:06:45,867 --> 00:06:47,827 - HE MUST BE PROUD OF YOU, EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. 182 00:06:47,834 --> 00:06:49,334 - WELL, I DON'T THINK SO. 183 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,133 - ARE YOU TAKING YOLANDA WITH YOU? 184 00:06:51,133 --> 00:06:55,603 - YEAH. YOLANDA'S GONNA COME. 185 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,930 - I WANTED TO GO. - I KNOW, I WISH YOU COULD COME. 186 00:06:57,934 --> 00:07:00,574 I JUST FEEL LIKE YOLANDA IS SO RELATABLE. 187 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:02,927 YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW SHE HAD THAT CRAZY KIND OF MONEY. 188 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:04,804 WHEREAS IF IT WAS LISA COMING, 189 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,300 MY DAD MIGHT'VE BEEN INTIMIDATED 190 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,870 BY THE DIAMONDS AND THE "DARLING." 191 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:11,167 YO'S A LITTLE MORE NORMAL. 192 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,826 - THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD PACKING, BY THE WAY. 193 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:15,034 I'M NOT NAGGING YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 194 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:16,573 - UH-- 195 00:07:16,567 --> 00:07:17,927 - I KNOW I-- - I MEAN, THAT'S ANOTHER THING. 196 00:07:17,934 --> 00:07:20,204 - GIVE IT TO ME NOW. GIVE IT TO ME NOW. 197 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,570 YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT. 198 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,067 - LISTEN, I'M A GROWN WOMAN. 199 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:26,196 I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME, BUT IT'S NOT AN ISSUE. 200 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,570 - NO, I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT I'M STILL GONNA LOOK AFTER YOU 201 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,997 AND LOOK OUT FOR YOU. 202 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,130 I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERSENSITIVE TO THIS. 203 00:07:32,133 --> 00:07:33,403 - YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE 204 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,970 RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY DOG. 205 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:36,427 MAYBE I MISS MY [bleep] DOG. - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 206 00:07:36,433 --> 00:07:38,473 - AND I HAVE THIS LITTLE [bleep] PEEING EVERYWHERE, 207 00:07:38,467 --> 00:07:39,927 AND I DON'T LOVE HIM YET, 208 00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:42,274 AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM, I THINK OF MY DOGS 209 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:44,426 AND MY POOR KIDS, AND THEN THIS-- 210 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:46,503 ALL THIS OTHER [bleep] GOING ON WITH MY DAD. 211 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,500 - THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE IS KIND OF 212 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,000 UPBEAT AND BUBBLY, AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH, 213 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,830 BUT THIS TO ME LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION. 214 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:56,204 SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD. 215 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,830 I WANT, AS A FRIEND, TO HELP HER GET THROUGH. 216 00:08:01,133 --> 00:08:03,773 - [crying] 217 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,367 I JUST WANNA LIVE A NORMAL LIFE, 218 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:06,867 AND I WANT MY DOG BACK. 219 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,797 [cries] 220 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,770 - IF I FEEL I'M FALLING, 221 00:08:10,767 --> 00:08:12,397 I'VE GOT KEN THERE TO CATCH ME. 222 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,830 HER HUSBAND BUGGERED OFF WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. 223 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,934 THAT IS DEVASTATING. 224 00:08:16,934 --> 00:08:18,504 WE CAN NEVER FORGET THAT SHE'S ON HER OWN. 225 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,830 IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT SCENARIO. 226 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:25,734 - MY FAMILY'S, LIKE, FALLING [bleep] APART, AND I JUST... 227 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,930 - STOP IT, I DON'T LIKE SEEING YOU LIKE THIS. 228 00:08:30,934 --> 00:08:33,074 SNAP OUT OF IT. 229 00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,926 HUH? 230 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:38,734 - I'M TRYING. 231 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433 - WOW, THAT'S A BIG CAR 232 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,833 FOR TWO LITTLE SKINNY GIRLS FROM BEVERLY HILLS. 233 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,274 IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE HOLLAND. 234 00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:02,096 IN HOLLAND, WE DIDN'T HAVE LIMOS. 235 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,700 - YOU JUST HAD MULES? - WE JUST HAD HORSES. 236 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,830 - I GOT INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE IN THIS CITY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 237 00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:10,104 THIS IS WHERE I WORKED 238 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,730 AT AN OLD PEOPLE'S HOME CALLED SPRIGHTLY SENIORS. 239 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,874 ME AND ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS WERE WAITRESSES, 240 00:09:14,867 --> 00:09:16,697 AND THEN WE WOULD STEAL THE ALCOHOL 241 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,400 AFTER THEY WENT TO SLEEP. 242 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,700 - OH, THAT'S NICE. - YEAH. 243 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,970 - YOU WERE NAUGHTY. - YEAH. 244 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:22,997 THAT'S WHERE I USED TO RIDE MY BIKE 245 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,200 TO GO TO THE CANDY STORE. 246 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,100 - THAT LOOKS SHADY TO ME. - [laughs] 247 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,870 AT THE TIME, THERE WAS A LOT OF GANG VIOLENCE. 248 00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,867 LIKE, THE GANG PREVALENCE WAS REALLY-- 249 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,267 LIKE AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL, WE HAD SHOOTINGS. 250 00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,766 - IN HOLLAND, WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY GANGS, YOU KNOW? 251 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,397 - THERE WAS A LOT OF FINANCIAL ISSUES 252 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,830 IN MY HOUSEHOLD GROWING UP. 253 00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:38,904 WE WOULD STAND NEXT TO THE DOOR 254 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,270 AND LISTEN TO THEM FIGHT ABOUT MONEY. 255 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:41,766 FOR ME, IT WAS, LIKE, MY PEERS. 256 00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:43,967 LIKE, THEY ALL LIVED ON ONE SIDE OF THE RAILROAD TRACKS 257 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,327 AND I LIVED ON THE OTHER, SO THEY WERE LIKE, 258 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,633 "OH, WE DON'T WANT TO DRIVE OVER THERE. 259 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:49,133 WE'RE SCARED TO DRIVE OVER THERE." 260 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:52,233 - I'M EXCITED FOR TONIGHT. - ME TOO. 261 00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,803 - I GOT A CARD FOR YOUR DADDY. 262 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,830 - AW. YOU'RE SO SWEET. 263 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,404 - YEAH. SO I HOPE HE COMES. 264 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,100 - I HOPE HE COMES TOO. 265 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,230 MY HOPE IS TO GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK WITH MY DAD. 266 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:05,773 I MEAN, I LOVE THAT MAN LIKE CRAZY. 267 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:06,867 I NEED THINGS TO BE NORMAL. 268 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,967 NORMALLY, WE TALK ALMOST EVERY DAY. 269 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,167 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN MONTHS. 270 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,296 HE DOESN'T EVEN ANSWER MY TEXTS. 271 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,730 - YOU GOTTA TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 272 00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:16,904 I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF UNRESOLVED ISSUES, 273 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,230 BUT, YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 274 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,173 YOU GOTTA JUST TRY TO LET IT GO. 275 00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,197 - COMING UP... 276 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,870 - BAM! AND I JUST LOOKED. - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL... 277 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,327 - BUT EVEN THE GUN WAS--OH. - DON'T--POINT THE GUN THAT WAY. 278 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,673 - [laughs and snorts] - ALWAYS-- 279 00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,027 - HEY, DAD, IT'S BRANDI. 280 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,033 - YOU WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MOM? 281 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,866 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU. 282 00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,967 HI. - ARE YOU CHECKING IN? 283 00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,227 - YES. - WHAT'S THE LAST NAME? 284 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,633 - FOSTER. 285 00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:56,973 - SO YOU GUYS HAVE A BUSY EVENING PLANNED TONIGHT? 286 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,667 - WE DO, I THINK THERE'S A BOOK SIGNING 287 00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,697 HERE IN THE HOTEL. - YES. 288 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,030 - THAT'S ME. 289 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:03,073 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY. 290 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,926 - THE QUEEN OF SACRAMENTO. 291 00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:06,704 - HERE WE ARE, LADIES. 292 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,670 - OH, WOW--OH, WOW! - WOW! 293 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,827 THIS IS ONE SEXY ROOM. - OH! 294 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,234 DAVID IS GONNA BE JEALOUS. - EXACTLY. 295 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,633 LET'S SEE. - DON'T--OH, MY GOSH. 296 00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:19,003 GET READY. 297 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,130 [plays piano haphazardly] 298 00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:23,533 - OH, MY G-- [laughter] 299 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,933 - IS THIS, LIKE, THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE? 300 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,004 - IT IS. - IS IT? 301 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,770 - REALLY? - YEAH, THIS IS-- 302 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,827 - WHO STAYED HERE THAT WE WOULD KNOW? 303 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,534 - BARACK OBAMA? - NO. 304 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,873 - WHO STAYED HERE-- - I CAN TELL YOU SOMEBODY. 305 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:33,967 both: WHO? 306 00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,197 - MR. SCHWARZENEGGER. 307 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,700 - EW! GET OUT OF THE BED! - AH! [laughs] 308 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,570 - OH, NO! - GET THE BLACK LIGHT! 309 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,827 GET THE BLACK LIGHT! OH! - OH! BLACK LIGHT! 310 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,104 - I KNEW-- 311 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,570 - WHERE ARNOLD GOES, A BLACK LIGHT NEEDS TO FOLLOW. 312 00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:45,867 CHEERS TO MY DAD. IT'S SO PRETTY. 313 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:48,067 - THAT IS REALLY PRETTY. 314 00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,126 YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD'S GONNA SAY? 315 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,003 - WHAT? - "OF COURSE YOU HAVE THIS ROOM. 316 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,930 YOU'RE SO FANCY AND HOLLYWOOD." 317 00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,304 - OH. - I MEAN, I THINK. 318 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,670 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BABE? YOU GOTTA REMEMBER ONE THING. 319 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,197 WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT, 320 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,770 IT'S ONLY COMING FROM HIS INSECURITY. 321 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,267 SO YOU GOTTA FEEL EMPATHY FOR THAT 322 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,926 AND NOT TAKE IT PERSONAL. - I KNOW, I DO, I FEEL BAD, 323 00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,934 BUT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD FOR MY SUCCESS. 324 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,934 - OUR PARENTS CAN REACH THE DEEPEST PART OF US. 325 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:11,034 MY MOM'S ALWAYS LIKE, "HEY, 326 00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,173 DON'T FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM." 327 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,696 LIKE, SHE WANTS TO KEEP ME DOWN. 328 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,530 YOU KNOW, I WANT YOUR MOM AND DAD TO ENJOY THIS TONIGHT. 329 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,003 - YEAH, I HOPE THEY COME. - 'CAUSE THIS IS SPECIAL. 330 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,900 THEY SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOU. 331 00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,130 HUH? - MY MOM'S PROUD OF ME. 332 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,233 THEY'RE PROUD OF ME. - YES. 333 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,003 YOUR DAD IS PROUD OF YOU TOO. TRUST ME. 334 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,100 YOUR DAD IS PROUD OF YOU. I KNOW FOR SURE. 335 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,700 I'VE NEVER SEEN BRANDI THIS VULNERABLE AND NERVOUS 336 00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,800 EVER BEFORE. 337 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,130 IT'S MAKING ME NERVOUS. 338 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,973 - I'M GONNA CALL MY MOM AND SEE IF MY DAD'S COMING. 339 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,927 [phone ringing] 340 00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:38,534 - NOBODY'S ANSWERING YOUR-- - [on phone] HELLO? 341 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:42,733 - HEY, DAD, IT'S BRANDI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 342 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:46,526 - YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOM? 343 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,533 JUDY, IT'S BRANDI. 344 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,697 - HI. 345 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,030 - [on phone] YOUR DAD'S GETTING IN THE SHOWER. 346 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,803 HE SAID, "IF SHE BRINGS UP BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, 347 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,930 IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER. 348 00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,074 IT'S NOT GONNA BE NICE." 349 00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:01,226 - ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU. 350 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,803 - I LOVE YOU TOO, BABE. GOOD LUCK. 351 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,170 - [chuckles] I'M GONNA NEED IT. 352 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,796 - WE ALL ARE. OKAY, BYE. - BYE. 353 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,200 [beep] 354 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,800 [sighs] 355 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,100 - IS MY WARDROBE BADASS ENOUGH FOR SHOOTING? 356 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,800 - FOR SURE. - [laughs] 357 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,700 'CAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WARDROBE. 358 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,030 - HEY. [gunshot] 359 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:31,803 - I'M TOM. - TOM, GREAT TO MEET YOU. 360 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,070 I'M MICHAEL. - HI, TOM. 361 00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,466 SO NICE TO MEET YOU. [gunfire] 362 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,567 - I HEAR YOU'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO SHOOT TODAY. 363 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,597 - I'M EXCITED. - YES, YES, THANK YOU 364 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,870 FOR DOING THIS. - LOOK, I HAVE A GUN. 365 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:38,897 - LET'S GO DO IT. 366 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,970 - THERE WE GO. - LET'S DO IT. 367 00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,627 WE DO HAVE A GUN IN THE HOUSE, 368 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,433 AND IF SOMEBODY'S GONNA COME INTO MY HOUSE 369 00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:45,903 TO HARM MY BABIES OR MY HUSBAND OR MY FAMILY, 370 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,930 THEN I'M GONNA BE READY TO USE THAT GUN. 371 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,674 POOM! POOM! POOM! LIKE THAT? 372 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,527 - NOT QUITE LIKE THAT. 373 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,703 WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN LEARNING HOW TO SHOOT? 374 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,470 - I WANT HER TO LEARN TO PROTECT HERSELF BETTER WITH THE GUN. 375 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,167 WE HAD A LITTLE-- WE HAD AN INCIDENT, ACTUALLY. 376 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,666 - AND IT WAS, LIKE, 9:00 ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, 377 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,027 AND WE HAD TWO GUYS WALKING UP OUR DRIVEWAY 378 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,833 COMING STRAIGHT TO US 379 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,034 WITH TWO SHOTGUNS, SKI MASK, ALL IN BLACK. 380 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,473 - THEY NEVER GOT IN-- - THEY DIDN'T GET IN 381 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,367 BECAUSE THIS ONE, FOR SOME REASON, HE'S LIKE, 382 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,067 "LOOK, BABY, THERE'S ROBBERS! 383 00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:16,896 CALL 911! SUSHI, ATTACK!" 384 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,400 AND MY DOG, OUR BOXER, SHE'S TRAINED TO ATTACK. 385 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,070 SHE--WHEN HE GOES, "SUSHI, ATTACK," 386 00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:24,066 SHE LITERALLY STARTED ATTACKING 387 00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,426 AND BROKE THE GLASS WITH HER HEAD. 388 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,573 - MM-HMM. - AND--BUT-- 389 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,567 - I THINK THE BOXER SAVED US, BY THE WAY. 390 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,667 - YEAH. - YEAH. 391 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,397 AFTER THAT EXPERIENCE, I BOUGHT MACHETES, 392 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,500 I BOUGHT PEPPER SPRAY, I HAVE BATS BEHIND EVERY CURTAIN. 393 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,630 I'M GONNA BE READY. 394 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,703 - ALL RIGHT. - WAIT, WAIT-- 395 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,030 WOW, BABY! - OH, I GOT A-- 396 00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,633 - BABY, YOU'RE SO HOT. - I GOT AN EAR 397 00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:42,573 OF THE PERPETRATOR. - YOU SAY YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED 398 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,367 A FIREARM OR A HANDGUN BEFORE? 399 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,497 - I DID IT FOR A MOVIE. 400 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,900 - THAT--WE DON'T COUNT FAKE STUFF. 401 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,000 - I DID... 402 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,730 PAM! AND I JUST LOOKED-- - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL-- 403 00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:51,774 - BUT EVEN THE GUN WAS FAKE. - DON'T-- 404 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,467 POINT THE GUN THAT WAY. - OH. [laughs] 405 00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,767 - ALWAYS--THIS IS THE BUSINESS END OF THE GUN. 406 00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,527 - [snorts] - YOU KEEP IT THAT WAY 407 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,803 AT ALL TIMES, OKAY? 408 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,430 - OKAY. - OKAY. 409 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,673 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 410 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,327 - [laughs] - YEAH. 411 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,333 YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A GUN. - [laughs] 412 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,803 - OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU POINTING THAT? 413 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,400 KEEP IT DOWNRANGE. 414 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,770 PULL THE HAMMER BACK. 415 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,397 OKAY, PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. 416 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,730 DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HAIR. 417 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,804 AND THEN VERY GENTLY SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER. 418 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,773 OKAY. - WHERE DID I SHOOT? 419 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,997 - YOU HIT THE CARDBOARD. - I DON'T LIKE IT. 420 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 - YOU'RE CLOSE, YOU'RE CLOSE. - I SUCK. 421 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,370 - OKAY, IT TAKES TIME. 422 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,427 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN OVERNIGHT. - OKAY. 423 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:26,473 - BUT YOU DIDN'T HIT YOUR TARGET. 424 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,527 - I'M SAD. - STEADY, EVEN PRESSURE 425 00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,003 ON THAT TRIGGER. 426 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,370 - NICE. BEAUTIFUL, BABY. 427 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,900 NOW WE'RE TALKING! 428 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,627 NICE. - WHOO! 429 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:43,403 I LOVE IT. I LIKE DOING IT. - YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. 430 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,500 YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. - I LIKE IT. 431 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,700 IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY BADASS-Y. 432 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,030 POOM! POOM! POOM! POOM! POOM! - THAT IS IMPRESSIVE. 433 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,533 IS THAT GONNA GO ON THE FRIDGE OR ON EBAY? 434 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,933 - THAT'S--THAT'S GONNA GO MAYBE IN MY CLOSET. 435 00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:54,874 I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING THIS SELF DEFENSE FOREVER. 436 00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:56,297 I'M REALLY GONNA SET IT UP. 437 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,400 EVER SINCE GETTING ROBBED, I'VE BEEN WANTING 438 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,630 TO DO A SELF DEFENSE CLASS. 439 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,833 I WANT TO BE PREPARED FOR ANY KIND OF BAD GUY-- 440 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,934 OR GIRL, 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW. 441 00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:05,474 SOME CAN BE REALLY MEAN. 442 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,427 - ALL OF THE GIRLS? - YEAH, ALL OF THEM. 443 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,503 I MEAN, THE ONLY ONE THAT I REALLY HAD AN ISSUE BEFORE 444 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,400 WAS WITH BRANDI, BUT SHE APOLOGIZED, 445 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,630 SO WE'RE DONE, SO-- - ALL RIGHT. 446 00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,633 - I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BADASS. 447 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,733 [gunshot] 448 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,470 - NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING? - MM. WOW. 449 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,897 - OVER HERE, COME HERE. 450 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,700 - WOW, THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE. 451 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,500 SO THIS IS THE WAY BRANDI LIVES. 452 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,500 - [humming] 453 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,600 I'M [bleep] SCARED. 454 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,230 ANY TIME I GET TOGETHER WITH MY MOM AND DAD 455 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,273 OR MY BROTHER AND SISTER, WE TURN INTO KIDS AGAIN. 456 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,366 WE START, LIKE, BICKERING AND ACTING LIKE BRATS, 457 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:50,667 AND WE'RE JUST EXPECTING TO GET BACKHANDED BY A PARENT. 458 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,927 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - OH! HI, GIRLS! 459 00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:54,434 - OH, THERE YOU ARE. - COME HERE! 460 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:57,573 - OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THEM! - HI! OH, MY GOD! 461 00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,267 - HI. - HI, YOLANDA, HOW ARE YOU? 462 00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,496 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 463 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,900 - YOLANDA'S WITH ME TO FLIRT WITH MY DAD 464 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,400 TO MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN. 465 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,600 - HAPPY--AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 466 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,570 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 467 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,897 - SHE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT SEEING THE GIRLS. 468 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,370 - BEAUTIFUL DRESS. - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 469 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,367 - BRANDI, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 470 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,367 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU. 471 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,367 - HOW ARE YOU? 472 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,397 HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I'M OKAY. 473 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,670 - OKAY. 474 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:23,267 - I WAS NOT 100% SURE THAT MY DAD WAS GONNA MAKE IT. 475 00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:24,966 HI! 476 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,767 I'M WORRIED AND I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS. 477 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:29,597 I'M SO GLAD THAT MY DAD HAS COME TODAY, 478 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,200 BUT I'M ALSO THINKING, "WHAT AM I GONNA DO 479 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,170 TO [bleep] THIS UP?" 480 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,726 - GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. 481 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,774 WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS GUESTS 482 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,667 TO KICK OFF THIS PRIDE WEEKEND. 483 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:41,167 WE ARE SO VERY EXCITED TO HAVE SACRAMENTO NATIVE 484 00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,226 BRANDI GLANVILLE HERE WITH US TONIGHT. 485 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,573 [cheers and applause] 486 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,867 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. THANK YOU, LOVE. 487 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,597 I WANTED TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD, 488 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,930 WHO'S HERE WITH MY MOM. all: AW! 489 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,404 - I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE, AND EVERYBODY SAY-- 490 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,430 HAS TO SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUY GLANVILLE." 491 00:17:57,433 --> 00:18:01,273 I'M GONNA--ON THREE, READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. 492 00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:04,466 all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUY GLANVILLE. 493 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,827 - I'M EVEN SAYING IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 494 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,204 [laughter] 495 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,330 - BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I JUST WANT TO TAKE 496 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,433 ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE FOR ME. 497 00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,633 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA ASK ME, BUT-- 498 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:15,833 - I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR EARLY GAYS. 499 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,174 - OH. OH. [laughter] 500 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,866 MY MOM--THEY'RE--THEY HAD-- MY MOM'S NOT GAY. 501 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,727 [laughter] 502 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,704 I--MAYBE SHE IS. I DON'T KNOW. 503 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,830 NO, MY PARENTS' BEST FRIENDS HAD A SON 504 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,404 THAT CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, 505 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,830 AND THEY KICKED HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE, 506 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,374 AND MY PARENTS GAVE UP THAT FRIENDSHIP 507 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,197 TO MOVE JOSEPH INTO OUR HOUSE 508 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,700 AND LET HIM SLEEP ON OUR COUCH AND LET HIM LIVE WITH US 509 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,870 BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS RIDICULOUS. 510 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:42,867 [cheers and applause] - WE LOVE YOU, MOM! 511 00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:46,697 - YEAH! [cheers and applause] 512 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,230 - LOVE IS LOVE. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 513 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,673 - WELL, WE'RE DEFINITELY TEAM BRANDI. 514 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,727 - THANK YOU. 515 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:54,734 [all cheering] 516 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,834 ALL RIGHT, SO AT THIS POINT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE GIRLS 517 00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,204 TO STEP OUTSIDE. [laughter] 518 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,530 SO WHEN I WENT BACK TO READ THIS BOOK TODAY 519 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,703 TO REMIND MYSELF OF WHAT I WROTE, I WAS LIKE, 520 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,470 "OH, WOW, I'VE COME A LONG WAY FROM THIS." 521 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:09,467 "MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THREE SIMPLE TRUTHS IN THIS WORLD 522 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,327 THAT EVERYONE SHOULD RECOGNIZE." 523 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,633 SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS. 524 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:15,133 "EVERYBODY HAS BEEN DUMPED, EVERYBODY HAS BAD DAYS, 525 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,473 AND EVERYBODY HATES ANAL." [laughter] 526 00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:20,527 "UNLESS YOU'RE GAY, AND EVEN THEN, IT'S A MAYBE. 527 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,103 THESE ARE TRUTHS, PEOPLE." 528 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,600 "OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS, I WATCHED MY WORLD EXPLODE 529 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,470 "RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND AFTER FOUR DECADES OF LIVING, 530 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,767 "TWO CHILDREN, AND ONE COSTLY DIVORCE, 531 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:32,097 "I'M THRILLED TO BE MEETING BRANDI, 532 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,270 AND CAN I BE HONEST? I THINK SHE'S AMAZING." 533 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:38,426 UGH. OH! [crowd members cheering] 534 00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,703 - SHE'S GOOD. 535 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,200 - SHE'S A GOOD GIRL. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF HER. 536 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,730 [cheers and applause] 537 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:45,734 - COMING UP... 538 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,504 - I HAD ALL THE POT. 539 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,400 - CUT IT RIGHT THERE. 540 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,570 - LIKE THAT? - YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW-- 541 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,567 [squeezed] CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE? 542 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,027 I MEAN, I'M NOT FAKING IT NOW. 543 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,133 - HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! [all yelling] 544 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,103 - I'M TAPPING OUT. [all yelling] 545 00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,497 - YOU KNOW, AND ONE THING TOO WHEN YOU'RE COOKING, 546 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,770 RELAX, JUST ENJOY IT, 'CAUSE... - RIGHT. 547 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,397 - WE'RE PUTTING ENERGY IN THE FOOD. 548 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,430 PEOPLE FEEL-- WHEN YOU'RE COOKING, 549 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,673 PEOPLE FEEL THE ENERGY, I SWEAR. 550 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,427 MAURICIO, LOOK WHAT YOUR WIFE MADE. 551 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,203 BEAUTIFUL. - OOH! 552 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,400 ARE THEY MEATBALLS? - I WAS GUIDED AND HELPED. 553 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,170 - I KNOW. I'M GIVING YOU THE CREDIT. 554 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,166 - SHABBAT IS ONCE A WEEK FROM FRIDAY TO SATURDAY. 555 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,666 IT'S A TIME TO SLOW DOWN, HAVE DINNERS, 556 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,027 SAY A PRAYER, LIGHT THE CANDLES. 557 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,333 JUST BEING HERE IN MY HOME WITH MY FAMILY, 558 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,003 THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. THAT IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING. 559 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,200 SEE, MY KIDS ARE IN A JEWISH SCHOOL, 560 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,300 SO THEY CELEBRATE SHABBAT EVERY FRIDAY. 561 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,570 - ARE YOU JEWISH? 562 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:47,327 - YES, I CONVERTED. I GREW UP CATHOLIC. 563 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,573 ONCE MAURICIO AND I HAD BEEN DATING FOR FOUR MONTHS, 564 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:52,567 HE CAME TO ME AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME... 565 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,427 I COULD NEVER CUT THEM AS FAST AS YOU. 566 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,203 AND HE ASKED ME THEN, "WOULD YOU CONSIDER CONVERTING?" 567 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,400 AND FOR ME, REALLY, IT WAS A NO-BRAINER, 568 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,700 BECAUSE I LOVED HIM SO MUCH, SO I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 569 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,970 YES, I WILL, ABSOLUTELY." 570 00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,697 - SO I NEED MY PREP CHEF OVER HERE... 571 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700 - OKAY. - DARLING. 572 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,300 - YES. - WITH YOUR APRON ON. 573 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,130 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT. - SO THIS IS MY, 574 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,603 YOU KNOW, NICER ONE. 575 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,430 GROWING UP IN BEVERLY HILLS, ALL MY FRIENDS WERE JEWISH, 576 00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:18,533 AND I REALLY ADMIRED THE TRADITIONS THAT I SAW. 577 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:21,573 MY MOM WASN'T THRILLED AT FIRST WITH MY CONVERTING, 578 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:24,027 BUT SHE KNEW THERE WAS NO STOPPING ME. 579 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,633 HI! HOW ARE YOU? - YOU ROLLED THEM. 580 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:27,133 - SHARON, WHAT'S UP? - MY SISTER IN LAW. 581 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:29,533 - OH, WOW. MWAH. - HOW ARE YOU? 582 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:30,973 - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 583 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,967 - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 584 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:34,967 - MY BROTHER IN LAW, KENDALL. - KENDALL. 585 00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:36,167 - HOW YOU DOING? 586 00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,366 - WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? - I'M DOING WELL. 587 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,567 - SO MICHELLE IS CONVERTING WITH OUR RABBI... 588 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,467 - OH. - AND SHE TELLS ME, 589 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,467 "DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE, LIKE, 590 00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:48,467 OBLIGATED TO HAVE SEX ON SHABBAT?" 591 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,927 SHABBAT SHALOM. 592 00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,174 WHY DO YOU THINK I CONVERTED? - WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY-- 593 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,166 [laughter] 594 00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:04,903 - HELLO. - HI. 595 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,070 - WELCOME TO DAWSON'S. 596 00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:09,126 - MARCH, MARCH, MARCH. MARCH, MARCH, MARCH. 597 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,533 - GUY, WHY DON'T YOU COME AND SIT NEXT TO ME? 598 00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,933 YEAH, PERFECT. 599 00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,304 THIS IS YOUR LITTLE GIFT. - OH, MY GOD. 600 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,430 LIKE I SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GIVE YOU, BUT THIS-- 601 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,503 - YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE ME ANYTHING. 602 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,170 - WELL, I WANTED TO BRING YOU SOMETHING. 603 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,296 SO THESE ARE MUSIC SHOWS THAT YOU CAN WATCH. 604 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,130 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 605 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,403 - JACKIE EVANCHO? I LOVE JACKIE EVANCHO. 606 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,570 - DO YOU LIKE-- YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS? 607 00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:29,397 OH, MY GOSH. - YOU'RE LUCKY 608 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,530 YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL BODYGUARD TO PROTECT YOU. 609 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,603 - I KNOW, I-- TRUST ME, I DON'T KNOW 610 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,270 WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT HER. 611 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:35,596 - I'M JUST KIDDING, BRANDI. 612 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,470 - YOUR DAD WAS PROUD. 613 00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:46,467 - BRAN, IF THERE'S A SHOT THAT REPRESENTS SACRAMENTO, 614 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,527 WHAT WOULD IT BE? 615 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,933 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UM... 616 00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,434 KAMI--[bleep]--KAZE, BITCH. 617 00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:57,433 - I THINK SACRAMENTO IS WELL REPRESENTED WITH A KAMIKAZE. 618 00:22:57,433 --> 00:23:00,033 - OUR NUMBER ONE DRINK WHEN WE WERE, LIKE, YOUNGER-- 619 00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:02,003 LIKE, 17 BY THE WAY? 620 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,900 - WHEN YOU WERE DOING THE BAR SCENE AT 17? 621 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,100 - NO, WE WERE GOING TO THE BARS AT 15, DAD. 622 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,300 - AND WERE YOU GUYS DRINKING? 623 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,930 - YEAH. - OH, YEAH. 624 00:23:08,934 --> 00:23:11,204 - I HAD ALL THE POT, 'CAUSE I STOLE IT FROM--BUT-- 625 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,870 - YEAH, WE-- LET'S NOT GO THERE. 626 00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:16,127 - YEAH, EXACTLY, LET'S CHANGE THAT SUBJECT. 627 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,433 - I HAVE FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE. CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 628 00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:23,503 I LOVE YOU. - I KNOW YOU DO. 629 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,970 LET'S--LET'S JUST... CUT IT RIGHT THERE. 630 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:30,367 - MY FATHER'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE, 631 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,527 AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY ROCK, 632 00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,533 I KIND OF FALL APART. 633 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,530 - [laughs] SOPHIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 634 00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:43,203 - I'M GOING TO PUT SHOES ON TOO. - NO, NO, NO, 635 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,830 YOU KEEP LEAVING, ALL OF YOU. 636 00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:48,034 - WHO WANTS TO DO THE PRAYER OF THE HAMOTZI, THE CHALLAH? 637 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,873 - WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND I WOULD SEE 638 00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:52,227 MY JEWISH FRIENDS CELEBRATING SHABBAT, 639 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:55,403 I ALWAYS LOVED SEEING HOW ALL THE FAMILY WOULD COME TOGETHER, 640 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,970 LIGHT THE CANDLES AND SAY PRAYERS. 641 00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,197 IT GAVE ME A SENSE OF SECURITY. 642 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,470 - WELL, NOAH AND SOPHIA 643 00:24:02,467 --> 00:24:04,467 ARE HAVING THEIR BAR MITZVAHS THIS YEAR. 644 00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,127 SO MUCH FUN. - YAY! 645 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:07,203 YAY. 646 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,100 AS SOMEONE WHO CONVERTED TO JUDAISM, 647 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,870 I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. 648 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,127 HAVING MY DAUGHTER HAVE A BAT MITZVAH 649 00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,903 IS SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME, 650 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,000 AND OF COURSE, I LOVE THROWING A PARTY. 651 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,130 - WE THINK WE'RE GONNA DO IT HERE AT THE HOUSE. 652 00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:21,003 - NO, WE--HONEY, NOT "WE THINK." - NO, WE ARE DOING IT HERE. 653 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,370 - WE ARE DOING IT AT THE HOUSE. - WE'RE DOING IT AT THE HOUSE. 654 00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,127 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE A LITTLE MORE ORGANIZED THAN YOU REALIZE. 655 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:25,503 - ALL RIGHT, SO BRING US UP TO DATE. 656 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,500 - A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES 657 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,900 WITH THESE OVER-THE-TOP PARTIES. 658 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,900 - OKAY, WE'RE DOING IT AT THE HOUSE, THAT'S ALL-- 659 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,130 - WE ALREADY HAVE THE DATE. - YEAH. 660 00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,503 - SOPHIA WANTS IT AT THE HOUSE. WE ALREADY KNOW THAT. 661 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,300 - LIKE, ALEXIA'S BAT MITZVAH, I THOUGHT-- 662 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,200 I MEAN, WAS THAT AMAZ-- WAS THAT PERFECT? 663 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,370 - YEAH, I LOVED MINE. 664 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,967 - JUST THE OTHER DAY, SHE KIND OF ASKED ME 665 00:24:40,967 --> 00:24:42,867 IF THE BUDGET WAS OKAY FOR THE BAT MITZVAH, 666 00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:44,227 AND I ASKED HER IF I HAD A CHOICE. 667 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,303 - PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN HAVE GOTTEN SO OUT OF CONTROL 668 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,830 WITH THE BAT MITZVAHS AND BAR MITZVAHS, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 669 00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:52,274 IT'S CRAZY. CRAZY. 670 00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,326 - CIRCUSES. 671 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,433 - BIG SINGERS, WHERE THEY PAY 672 00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:56,033 A MILLION DOLLARS FOR THEIR APPEARANCE. 673 00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,333 - MULTIPLE EVENTS. 674 00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,133 - MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR PARTIES. 675 00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,503 - RENTING OUT MUSEUMS. 676 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,830 - I'M NOT THROWING A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR PARTY 677 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,874 FOR SOPHIA, BUT IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL. 678 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,727 - I'D LIKE MINE TO BE VERY BIG AND EXTRAVAGANT. 679 00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:08,904 - YOU LIKE PURPLE. YOUR ROOM'S PURPLE. 680 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,300 - YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ELEGANT, OR MORE PARTY? 681 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,100 - BOTH. 682 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,370 EVERYONE'S INVITED TO THE PARTY, 683 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:16,367 BUT NOBODY'S INVITED TO THE SERVICE. 684 00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:20,367 - SO SHE JUST WANTS THE PRESENTS. 685 00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:22,797 SHABBAT SHALOM! THANK YOU, GUYS. 686 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,370 - HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME? 687 00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,267 - WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WE GOTTA... 688 00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,726 - BUT EVERY--EVERY FAMILY DOES. - I KNOW, YEAH. 689 00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:31,874 - IT'S--YOU KNOW? 690 00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,397 MAYBE YOU AND HER SHOULD HAVE A COFFEE, 691 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,930 AND JUST THE TWO OF YOU-- - YEAH, I MEAN, THIS IS 692 00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,434 A BIG STEP ALREADY. - YEAH. 693 00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:42,303 - EVEN IF WE-- THIS IS JUST A BIG STEP, AND... 694 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,670 THIS COULD BE ENOUGH FOR RIGHT NOW. 695 00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,697 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW. 696 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,970 - UNTIL THE NEXT TIME. - RIGHT. 697 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:51,397 - YEAH, LET IT SIT FOR A WHILE. 698 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,730 - HERE, DAD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 699 00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:55,434 - OH, MY. 700 00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:57,703 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 701 00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:01,870 - I GAVE MY DAD A BIRTHDAY CARD, AND I JUST SAID, BASICALLY, 702 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:03,927 "I HOPE THAT THINGS WILL GET BETTER." 703 00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:08,034 - IT WILL. IT WILL. 704 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:09,773 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, 705 00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,797 IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HER THAT YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE. 706 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,130 - AND I'VE--WE GOTTA GET THIS SORTED OUT. THIS IS-- 707 00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,973 - I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET ANYBODY AS STUBBORN AS YOU. 708 00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,027 LIKE, ALL THAT-- 709 00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,673 - STUBBORN HAS ITS GOOD POSITIVES TOO. 710 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,167 - SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING. 711 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,226 - SHE'S HARDHEADED, SO SHE-- - WELL, SHE GOT THAT FROM YOU. 712 00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:30,273 - [laughs] YEAH. - [laughs] 713 00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:34,266 NO MATTER HOW MUCH A CHILD DISAPPOINTS YOU, 714 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:35,926 AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE PROUD OF THEM. 715 00:26:35,934 --> 00:26:38,704 YOU LOVE THEM AND YOU'RE PROUD OF THEIR SUCCESS. 716 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,670 I'M LIKE THAT TOO. I GOT IT FROM MY MOM, YOU KNOW? 717 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:45,327 STUBBORN, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT'S-- - BUT YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL. 718 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,703 - AND SO IS SHE, YOU KNOW? THAT'S WHAT'S GOTTEN HER 719 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,670 ON TOP OF-- BACK ON TOP OF HER LIFE. 720 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,700 - AND... WELCOME TO OUR ROOM. 721 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:09,630 - OH, MY GOD, THIS IS AMAZING. 722 00:27:09,633 --> 00:27:10,973 - IS THIS HER PLACE? - COME ON, GIRLS. 723 00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:12,797 - ISN'T IT NICE OUTSIDE? 724 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,770 LOOK AT THAT. - WHOA, LOOKIT! THE LIGHTS. 725 00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:18,097 - LOOK AT THAT, BRANDI. 726 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,100 HOW YOU DOING? 727 00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,630 - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 728 00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:22,073 - [laughs] HI, MY NAME'S GUY. 729 00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:23,126 - CAN I TAKE MY SHOES OFF? 730 00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:24,333 - JUST--JUST-- - MY NAME'S BRANDI. 731 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,003 - JUST KIDDING, SWEETHEART. 732 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,730 - I KNOW. - MWAH. 733 00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,574 - STAY HERE AND LET GRANDPA TALK TO BRANDI. 734 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,227 I THINK THEY'RE HAVING A LITTLE MOMENT. 735 00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:37,203 - WHEN MY HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL. 736 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,700 - I'M GLAD I CAME. I CAME FOR YOUR MOM, 737 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,930 AND I'M GLAD I CAME. 738 00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,874 AND WE WILL GO FORWARD, OKAY? 739 00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,827 AND THE OUTFIT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY. 740 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:52,104 - OH, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD. - I KNOW YOU DO. 741 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,070 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD. - THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 742 00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:58,026 - I LOVE YOU. - I KNOW, I LOVE YOU TOO. 743 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:03,667 - NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF AN ADULT I HAVE TO ACT LIKE, 744 00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:07,297 I'M STILL SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER. I STILL NEED MY DAD. 745 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,700 - IT WILL GET BETTER. 746 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,630 IT'LL GET BETTER, OKAY? 747 00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,003 - [sighs] 748 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,570 THAT WAS... IT WAS IMPORTANT. 749 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,567 IT WAS GOOD. 750 00:28:32,033 --> 00:28:33,273 - COMING UP... 751 00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:36,066 - NOBODY CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IN THE RING LIKE THIS. 752 00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:37,166 - [grunts] - OH! 753 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,926 [laughter] - OH, YEAH! 754 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,167 - WHOA. GOOD JOB THERE. 755 00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,966 - HELLO. HI, ARE YOU TAMARA? - HI. I AM. 756 00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,627 - HI, I'M JOYCE. JOYCE. - YOU'RE JOYCE. 757 00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:02,833 NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU SO M-- 758 00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:04,534 I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I'M WELL. 759 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,073 LARS, THIS IS JOYCE. - HI, LARS. 760 00:29:07,066 --> 00:29:08,826 - HI, JOYCE. - HI. 761 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,174 - HI, LARS, NICE TO MEET YOU. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 762 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,196 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 763 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,930 I THINK I'M A NATURAL FIGHTER. 764 00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:14,674 I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE PROPER TECHNIQUES 765 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,067 TO TAKE ON A 300-POUND MAN. 766 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:18,626 I WANT YOU GUYS TO TEACH MY GIRLFRIENDS AND I 767 00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:19,633 TO BE EMPOWERED. 768 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,833 I KNOW I CAN JUST PUNCH 769 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:23,074 AND SCRATCH AND KICK SOME ASS. - YEAH. 770 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:24,796 - BUT YOU ALWAYS FEEL BETTER IF YOU GO 771 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,630 FOR THE KEY PLACES. - TRUE. 772 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,073 - I NEVER KNEW THAT HOME INVASIONS 773 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,896 WERE AS COMMON AS THEY ARE. 774 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,470 I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU DON'T JUST NEED A GUN. 775 00:29:32,467 --> 00:29:34,827 YOU CAN DEFEND YOURSELF TOO AS A STRONG WOMAN. 776 00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:36,204 - SO WHAT WE'RE THINKING IS MAYBE DO 777 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,800 A LITTLE BIT ON THE MAT. - YES. 778 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,930 - THAT'S KIND OF--'CAUSE IT'S A SOFTER PADDING FOR THEM. 779 00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:41,204 - UH-HUH. - AND THEN ACTUALLY 780 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,630 MOVE MORE TO THE RING, 781 00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:44,433 AND THAT'S TEACHING A LITTLE BIT OF STRIKING. 782 00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:45,733 I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO TECHNICAL, 783 00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:47,934 BUT I WANT THEM TO STILL FEEL-- LIKE YOU SAID, EMPOWERED, 784 00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:50,204 SO THEY ARE ABLE TO STRIKE IF THEY NEED TO, YOU KNOW? 785 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,200 - HELLO. - IS THIS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS? 786 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,930 - HI, YES. - HI, I'M BRANDI. 787 00:29:52,934 --> 00:29:54,034 - HI, BRANDI. I'M TAMARA, NICE TO MEET YOU. 788 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,173 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS LARS. 789 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,196 - HI, NICE TO SEE YOU, HONEY. - HI, LARS. 790 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,200 NICE TO MEET YOU. - OH, YES, YOU'RE VERY SWEATY. 791 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,530 LET'S NOT HUG. - [laughs] 792 00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,033 - JOYCE AND I ARE NOT THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 793 00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,533 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA GO TELL HER 794 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,073 MY DEEP, DARK DAD SECRETS, 795 00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:05,166 BUT YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING 796 00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,996 TO GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE AND PLAY NICE. 797 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,100 - HI, GIRLS. - WATCHES OFF. 798 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,930 - HI! - HI! 799 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,434 HI. HOW ARE YOU? - OH! HOW ARE YOU, HUH? 800 00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:15,973 GIRLS BONDING AND EXERCISING TOGETHER. 801 00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:17,097 - GLAD YOU'RE BACK. HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? GOOD? 802 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,670 - GOOD, HI. - HI, LARS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 803 00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:19,897 - YOLANDA. HOW ARE YOU? 804 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,930 I NEED A LITTLE SELF DEFENSE SOMETIMES. 805 00:30:21,934 --> 00:30:23,604 THE WEEK THAT GIGI WAS BORN, 806 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,800 I WAS NAKED IN MY BEDROOM, BREASTFEEDING, 807 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,170 AND AN INTRUDER CAME INTO THE DOUBLE DOOR 808 00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,596 OF MY BEDROOM WITH A GUN. 809 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,830 WE LOOKED FOR A MOMENT, AND HE TURNED AROUND AND RAN, 810 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:38,034 AND I WENT TO MY MOM'S ROOM, GAVE THE BABY, 811 00:30:38,033 --> 00:30:40,073 THREW ON A SHIRT AND STARTED RUNNING AFTER HIM. 812 00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:43,626 I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HAD GOTTEN MY HANDS ON THAT GUY, 813 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,073 I WOULD HAVE MADE MASHED POTATO OUT OF HIM, FOR SURE. 814 00:30:46,066 --> 00:30:48,026 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. JAB. THAT'S IT. 815 00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:50,373 UPPERCUT. YOUR HAND. AND THE HOOK. THAT'S IT. 816 00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:53,927 - DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY KIDS, BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU. 817 00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:55,604 - BAM! - HI. 818 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,070 HI. 819 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,396 I AM VERY, VERY STRONG. 820 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,430 WITH MY...POWER, 821 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,873 IN THIS CLASS, NOBODY'S GONNA MESS WITH ME. 822 00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:07,867 BAM. 823 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,797 - CARLTON! - [squeals and laughs] 824 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,730 LIKE-- 825 00:31:10,734 --> 00:31:12,434 - ARE YOU READY? - YES. 826 00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:14,933 - I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A CHANCE TO CHOKE ME. 827 00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:16,534 - HUH? 828 00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:18,573 - TO REALLY SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO CHOKE SOMEONE OUT, 829 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,027 SO YOU UNDERSTAND. 830 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,633 IF YOU GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BEHIND ME... 831 00:31:21,633 --> 00:31:23,033 - OKAY. - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. 832 00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:24,433 - A FIVE-YEAR-OLD PERSON CAN DO THIS TO AN ADULT. 833 00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:26,633 SAY THAT SOMEONE ATTACKS YOUR HUSBAND, 834 00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:28,403 HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, YOU COULD DEFINITELY 835 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,330 JUMP ON THE BACK AND CHOKE THAT PERPETRATOR OUT 836 00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,633 IN FOUR, MAYBE FIVE SECONDS. 837 00:31:32,633 --> 00:31:34,673 AND THE MORE HE STRUGGLES, THE FASTER HE WILL GO OUT. 838 00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,427 NOW, I'VE NEVER SHOWED THIS TO TAM, 839 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:37,833 AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE HOW EASY IT IS. 840 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,674 SHE'S JUST GOTTA SQUEEZE THOSE TWO ARMS TOGETHER. 841 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,627 [voice squeezed] HEAR MY VOICE? LOOK AT MY COLOR CHANGING. 842 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,903 AND WHEN I TAP, STOP IMMEDIATELY WHEN I TAP. 843 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,530 I WOULD GO OUT THERE, ABOUT ONE SECOND AWAY FROM GOING OUT. 844 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:50,403 - I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO TEACH THESE WOMEN 845 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,330 HOW TO DO THIS. 846 00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,573 YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF AND ALL OF US IN DANGER NOW. 847 00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,627 - HELLO. - SHE'S ENJOYING THIS. 848 00:31:57,633 --> 00:32:00,373 SHE'S ENJOYING THIS. - OH, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 849 00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:03,297 [overlapping chatter] 850 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,370 - LOOK AT YOU, SEX BOMB. - DON'T PULL BACK. 851 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:05,567 JUST SQUEEZE TOGETHER LIKE A SNAKE. 852 00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:07,397 - WERE YOU TRYING TO GET ATTACKED? 853 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,970 - EXACTLY. 854 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,767 - OH, YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. 855 00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:13,797 - THAT'S A LOT OF BOOBY FOR A SELF DEFENSE CLASS. 856 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,530 - COME ON. AND WHEN I TAP, LET GO, 'CAUSE YOU WILL KILL ME. 857 00:32:17,533 --> 00:32:19,673 - THAT'S THE PERFECT VIEW. [laughter] 858 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:20,827 - LIKE THAT? - YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW-- 859 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:22,274 [squeezed] CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE? 860 00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:24,026 I MEAN, I'M NOT FAKING IT NOW. I'M TAPPING OUT. 861 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:26,773 - WHEN SOMEBODY TAPS, IT'S LIKE, KEEP GOING, RIGHT? 862 00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:28,627 - HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! [all yelling] 863 00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:29,973 LET GO. [all yelling] 864 00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:33,367 - OH. [laughter] 865 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,497 I MEAN, IF HE DIDN'T WANT IT, 866 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,770 HE SHOULD'VE PULLED MY HAND AWAY. 867 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,927 - THAT WAS VERY CLOSE TO MY PERFECT ENDING. 868 00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:39,304 [laughs] 869 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,430 - I THINK HE LIKED IT. 870 00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,033 - THANK YOU. - SORRY. 871 00:32:42,033 --> 00:32:43,373 [both laughing] - IT'S OKAY. 872 00:32:46,934 --> 00:32:49,004 COMING OUT FROM THE SUPERMARKET, WHEN YOU'RE LEANING OVER 873 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,600 IN THE CAR, YOU OPEN THE DOOR, YOU'RE LEAST EXPECTING ANYTHING, 874 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,830 'CAUSE YOU'RE BUSY PUTTING YOUR FOOD IN 875 00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:55,334 OR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE, YOU GET A PUSH IN YOUR BACK. 876 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,433 - LISA'S NEVER BEEN TO THE MARKET. 877 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,533 [laughter] 878 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,673 - WHERE IS IT? CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS? 879 00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:03,767 - I ALWAYS HEARD, YOU KNOW, KICK HIM IN THE BALLS. 880 00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:05,327 - AND I WOULD NOT PUNCH ON THE NUTS. 881 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,003 I WOULD GRAB THE NUTS AS HARD AS I CAN... 882 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,370 - RIP THEM OFF. - AND JUST CRUSH. 883 00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:09,627 - TWIST 'EM OFF. - BECAUSE WHEN YOU PUNCH 884 00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,233 SOMETHING, I DON'T FEEL-- NOW, I FEEL THE PAIN, 885 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,403 BUT IT'S COMING SLOWLY. 886 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,500 YOU GRAB SOMETHING, YOU INCREASE THE PAIN-- 887 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,230 - CAN WE TRY? [laughter] 888 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,233 - I KNEW THIS IS GONNA GO THERE, BUT-- 889 00:33:19,233 --> 00:33:20,873 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WANT TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF BOXING? 890 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:22,327 SHOULD WE GO IN THE RING A LITTLE BIT? 891 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,433 - YOU GUYS READY? 892 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,230 - JAB, UPPERCUT, HOOK, AND CROSS. 893 00:33:29,233 --> 00:33:30,533 YOU DO IT RIGHT, THE FOURTH PUNCH 894 00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:31,733 IS GONNA BE THE MOST POWERFUL. 895 00:33:31,734 --> 00:33:35,204 SO...ONE, HUH, HUH, HUH! 896 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,230 THAT'S THE KILLER. 897 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,233 - JAB, JAB. - SOMEONE WANTS TO STEP IN 898 00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:38,773 AND TRY? - I WANT TO FIGHT LARS. 899 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,967 I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I'D NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT. 900 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:43,297 - BLOCK THE BODY SHOTS. 901 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,970 - I'M NOT GOING FOR HIS NUTS. - OKAY. 902 00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:46,827 WELL, YOU SHOULD. - [laughs] 903 00:33:46,834 --> 00:33:49,774 THE LAST PHYSICAL FIGHT I WAS INVOLVED IN, 904 00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:52,597 I WAS IN A GYM, AND THIS WOMAN BUMPED INTO ME. 905 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,770 - THAT'S IT! 906 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,397 - AND THIS WOMAN IS LITERALLY RUNNING AT ME 907 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,730 WITH HER ARMS SWINGING LIKE A BLOODY WINDMILL. 908 00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:58,774 - HERE WE GO. 909 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,227 - AND I BOPPED HER IN THE FACE. 910 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:03,573 BUT I DO NOT LIKE VIOLENCE. I REALLY DON'T. 911 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:05,627 - [grunts] AND NOW, WE'RE GONNA GO THE SECOND HAND. 912 00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:06,903 WE'RE GONNA GO UPPERCUT. - I THINK I BROKE A NAIL. 913 00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,300 [laughs] 914 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,700 - I THINK IF I RAN ACROSS CARLTON IN A DARK ALLEY, 915 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,430 I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW. 916 00:34:13,867 --> 00:34:15,597 - THAT'S IT. WORK WITH THE PADS HERE. 917 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,600 AND AGAIN. - OKAY. [laughs] 918 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,930 I DO HAVE A LOT OF STRENGTH, 919 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:22,734 AND I DO PACK A GOOD [bleep] PUNCH. 920 00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:25,574 [cheers and applause] 921 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,567 - YOU SEE, LIKE--IT'S, LIKE, SMOKE COMING OUT OF THERE. 922 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:28,827 ONE MORE, ONE MORE. 923 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,874 - NOBODY CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IN THE RING LIKE THIS. 924 00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,197 [laughs] - OKAY. 925 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,600 - OKAY, AND THE GLOVES ARE OFF. - ALL RIGHT. 926 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,330 - GIVE ME THE BIG DIAMOND. 927 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,303 - YOU GO TO YOUR CORNER. YOU GUYS BEHAVE. 928 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,370 [bell dings] [laughter] 929 00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:42,527 OKAY, READY? 930 00:34:42,533 --> 00:34:43,803 [laughter] 931 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,500 - SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU WITH THE BOOBIES. 932 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,770 - WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO COME IN, LIKE, A BALL GOWN? 933 00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:50,727 WHOOP-DEE-DO! - RIGHT HERE. 934 00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:51,734 - COME ON. - OH! 935 00:34:51,734 --> 00:34:55,474 [laughter] - OH, YES! YES! 936 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,467 - HE SEEMED A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 937 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,570 - AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! 938 00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,597 [all cheering] 939 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,500 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S PAIR UP A LITTLE BIT. 940 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:09,727 - OUCH! [bleep]! KIM! 941 00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:11,734 OH, STOP! [laughs] 942 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:12,734 WAIT, EW! SMELL MY HAND. 943 00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:13,734 - EW. - SMELL IT. 944 00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:14,874 - SO WHO BEATS WHO? 945 00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,597 WHO WOULD WIN IF YOU GUYS WENT AT IT? 946 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,700 - WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 947 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,600 MY SISTER WOULD, LIKE, HOLD ME DOWN. 948 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,870 - "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS WHAT SHE USED TO DO AS A CHILD." 949 00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:25,127 - DANGLE THINGS AND TICKLE ME AND STUFF. 950 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,833 - GET BACK. GET BACK. 951 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,204 - I WAS THE BITER. SHE WAS THE SCRATCHER. 952 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600 - UPPERCUT. 953 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,630 GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF WITH THIS GIRL. 954 00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,173 - [laughs] - WHAT'S MY NAME? 955 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,466 - ROLLING STONE. 956 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,297 - MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS. [laughs] 957 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:41,200 - NOT A CHANCE, BABY. - [laughs] 958 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,100 - KIM VERSUS KYLE? 959 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,200 I FEEL LIKE THEY'D JUST GO TO THE DEATH. 960 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,730 [chuckles] I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD WIN. 961 00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:49,204 - KICK HER ASS BEFORE SHE KICKS YOUR ASS. 962 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,830 - I WILL. - KIM, DO NOT KICK ME 963 00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,304 IN THE PENIS, IT HURTS. - OH. 964 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,670 - THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 965 00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,667 [bell dings] - ALL RIGHT. 966 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,597 - YEAH. - OH, WAIT, WE'RE-- 967 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,830 - OH, SEE, THIS IS WHAT SHE DID WHEN WE WERE LITTLE. 968 00:35:57,834 --> 00:36:01,404 IT'S SO ANNOYING! - OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! 969 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,500 - OH! - YOU'VE GOT HER, KIM. 970 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,300 - GO, KYLE! 971 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,370 - OOH. - GET OUT OF THE CORNER! 972 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,167 - OH! GET OUT OF-- 973 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,266 - HEY! LOOK WHAT SHE'S DOING TO ME! 974 00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:10,566 [shouts] - ON THE GROUND. 975 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:12,027 - THIS IS THE SIDE YOU DON'T SEE. 976 00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,433 - ON THE GROUND. - THIS IS THE KIM-- 977 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:16,303 - YES. - NICE! 978 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,570 - EIGHT, NINE, TEN. - YOU'RE SUCH- 979 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:19,567 [laughter] 980 00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,597 - YEAH, KIM! [laughs] 981 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,730 - [screams] 982 00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:25,374 - [grunts] - OH, MY GOD! 983 00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:27,567 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! - [panting] 984 00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:31,097 - I LET YOU HAVE THAT. - AND...TIME. 985 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,570 - KYLE WOUND UP ON TOP. IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING 986 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,727 IF YOU LOOK AT LIFE IN GENERAL FOR THEM. 987 00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:37,634 - SHE JUST NEEDS TO KNOW WHO'S THE BOSS. 988 00:36:37,633 --> 00:36:40,673 - JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE RICHARDS SISTER HOUSEHOLD. 989 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:42,567 - WE'RE GONNA GO ONE FOR THE JAB... 990 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,467 BAM, AND THEN BAM. - SO ONE, TWO... 991 00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:46,097 - THEN YOU GOTTA STEP IN-- 992 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,430 THAT'S IT. 993 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,373 HUH, HUH, AND THEN-- THAT'S IT. 994 00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:50,497 - [screams] - GOOD. 995 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,030 [women cheering] - GO, B! 996 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:53,533 - SECOND TIME. SO ONE, TWO-- 997 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,303 AH, AH. AH. [chuckles] 998 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,670 - I WANT TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE. - I KNOW YOU DO. 999 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,527 GO ON, HIT ME IN THE FACE. - HOLD ON, MY HAIR. 1000 00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:00,103 [gasps] all: OH! 1001 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,100 OH. - OH, BRAN. 1002 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,430 - IT'S OKAY. - OH. NO, I HUR--I--HE-- 1003 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,173 I HIT HIS HEAD. - I HEARD THE SOUND. 1004 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,696 - I DIDN'T WANT TO BE, LIKE, ONE OF THE WHINEY BRATS, 1005 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:12,400 BUT MY HAND IS KILLING ME. 1006 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,430 I'M DONE. I FEEL BAD. 1007 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,373 I JUST FELT YOUR BONE IN YOUR HEAD, 1008 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:17,367 AND I FELT BAD. - YEAH. 1009 00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:19,627 - OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE. 1010 00:37:19,633 --> 00:37:22,373 - WOW. 1011 00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,567 - TO SUM IT UP, YOU JUST HAVE TO DARE TO ENGAGE, 1012 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,567 AND YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY PRACTICE THAT TO DARE THAT. 1013 00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:30,167 IT'S A VERY UNNATURAL THING TO DO. 1014 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,096 - STOPPING RIGHT THERE, I WANT YOU TO BE A LITTLE BIT AWARE, 1015 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:36,170 AND I HOPE--THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT I HOPE I CAN BRING ACROSS. 1016 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,396 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING HERE. 1017 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400 [cheers and applause] FROM TAMARA, FORTUNE GYM, 1018 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,300 ALL OF US. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1019 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,370 - JOYCE, THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT A GREAT DAY. 1020 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:46,467 - I'M GLAD YOU GUYS HAD FUN. - OH, MY GOD. 1021 00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,027 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE TOGETHER 1022 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,333 AND FIGHTING IS INVOLVED, BUT WE'RE ALL LEAVING HAPPY, 1023 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,273 SO I THINK IT WAS A GOOD DAY. 1024 00:37:52,266 --> 00:37:54,396 - GIRLS, THANK YOU FOR COMING. I HOPE YOU HAD FUN. 1025 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,300 - FUN, FUN. - THANK YOU, JOYCE. 1026 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,400 LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. - OKAY. 1027 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,700 - I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO ALL STINKY AND SWEATY, BUT OH, WELL. 1028 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,070 - MY HAND'S SWELLING NOW. WE'RE ALL HURT. 1029 00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:06,166 THIS YEAR HAS BEEN A REALLY ROCKY ROAD FOR ME. 1030 00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,366 EVERY GOOD THING THAT HAPPENS, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS. 1031 00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:10,997 MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD, I BREAK MY HAND. 1032 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,700 IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE. 1033 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,030 - YOU THINK YOU REALLY HURT YOUR HAND? SERIOUSLY? 1034 00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:17,173 - WELL, I MEAN, IT DIDN'T HURT AT THE TIME, 1035 00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:18,326 BUT NOW IT'S HURTING, YES. 1036 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,103 IT HAPPENED... [imitates punching] LIKE THAT. 1037 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,330 I JUST THREW IT. 1038 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,203 OW, THAT HURT MY HAND. [laughs] 1039 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,170 - YOU THINK YOU'VE BROKEN IT? - I DON'T KNOW. 1040 00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:29,203 - COMING UP... 1041 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,400 - WHAT IS THAT? - FOR ME? 1042 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,030 - YEAH. - OH, THANK YOU. 1043 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:34,603 - [British accent] WHERE'S MY CARD? 1044 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,166 - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR LITTLE ASS. 1045 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:41,166 - YOLANDA... 1046 00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,266 - AH! 1047 00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:43,566 - I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE FREAKY. 1048 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:45,297 - OKAY, YOU CHOKE, I WHIP. - YES, DONE. 1049 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,400 - [laughs] - THIS IS A SELF DEFENSE CLASS, 1050 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,630 NOT A SEX ED CLASS. - IT'S--OH. 1051 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:49,903 ALL RIGHT. 1052 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,500 HIYA! HUH! 1053 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,030 - I BET YOU LIKE THIS, YOLANDA. [laughs] 1054 00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:55,133 - SHH. YOU BETTER BE NICE, 1055 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,403 BECAUSE I'M GOING TO REALLY DO IT. 1056 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,100 - I DON'T THINK I'LL PRACTICE MY CHOKING WITH YOLANDA. 1057 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,200 I THINK I'LL PASS. IT'S NOT FOR ME. 1058 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,630 - WHOO! - CHOKE HIM OUT! 1059 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,403 - TOO TIGHT ON HIS NECK, YOLANDA. 1060 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,100 - HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO THIS. HE SAID-- 1061 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,400 - NO, STOP! NO! THAT'S TOO TIGHT, YOLANDA. 1062 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,130 - STRONGER, STRONG-- MORE, MORE, MORE. 1063 00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,373 TAP, TAP, MORE, MORE. 1064 00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,467 - TAP, TAP. - [screams] 1065 00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:17,967 - I THINK I ALMOST STRANGLED HIM. 1066 00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:20,027 WAS IT GOOD? - THAT WAS ACTUALLY PERFECT. 1067 00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:21,233 - I DON'T THINK YOLANDA UNDERSTANDS 1068 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,403 THE MEANING OF "SAFE WORD." 1069 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,170 UH, UH. 1070 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:26,126 - TAP, TAP, MORE, MORE. 1071 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,403 - I'M FINE. - [laughs] COME ON. 1072 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,500 LET'S GO, YEAH. 1073 00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:36,873 - SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'VE REALLY HURT YOUR HAND, 1074 00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:37,927 WE SHOULD GO AND CHECK IT OUT. 1075 00:39:37,934 --> 00:39:40,034 - I--BABE, I'M FINE. - HUH? WHAT? 1076 00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:42,903 REALLY? WHY HAVE YOU GOT AN ICE PACK AROUND IT THEN? 1077 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,070 - BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SWELLING GOES DOWN. 1078 00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:46,266 - IT IS SWOLLEN. 1079 00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,496 - I'M FINE. - IT'S NOT FINE. 1080 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:50,130 - YOU GUYS, I'M A BIG GIRL. - ARE YOU SURE? 1081 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,403 - I PROMISE. 1082 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,600 LISA MOTHERS ME SO MUCH, AND I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME. 1083 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,270 I ALREADY HAVE A MOTHER, AND SHE DOESN'T NAG ME, EVER. 1084 00:39:57,266 --> 00:39:59,396 - I HAVE THIS FOR YOU. IT'S A LITTLE--LITTLE-- 1085 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,970 JUST A LITTLE-- - FOR ME? 1086 00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:02,567 - YEAH. - OH, THANK YOU. 1087 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,497 - [British accent] WHERE'S MY CARD? 1088 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,570 - "I'M NOT REALLY A BITCH, I JUST PLAY ONE IN YOUR LIFE." 1089 00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:09,427 [laughter] 1090 00:40:09,433 --> 00:40:10,933 - I SEE YOU'RE TRYING TO COZY UP TO BRANDI NOW. 1091 00:40:10,934 --> 00:40:12,104 - [laughs] 1092 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,400 I KNOW SHE'S HAD A ROUGH MONTH, 1093 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,530 BETWEEN LOSING HER DOG AND SOME OTHER PERSONAL ISSUES, 1094 00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:22,103 AND I WANTED TO LET HER KNOW I AM REALLY A FRIEND, 1095 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,870 AND THAT IF SHE NEEDS ME, I'M HERE. 1096 00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:25,297 - THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY SWEET. 1097 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,270 - OH, WELL, THAT'S THE FIRST LIE FOR A START. 1098 00:40:27,266 --> 00:40:28,426 - [laughs] 1099 00:40:28,433 --> 00:40:31,233 OH, SORRY, LISA, COULD YOU MOVE? - AY-YI-YI. 1100 00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:38,797 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE? - HEY. 1101 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,530 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHAT ABOUT A BEER? 1102 00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,873 WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT, ARE WE? I'VE GOT TO GO SOON. 1103 00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:43,867 - I HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING. - OH, IF YOU-- 1104 00:40:43,867 --> 00:40:45,067 CAN'T YOU JUST... - RELAX? 1105 00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,466 - NOT SAY THAT AND JUST HAVE SOME FOOD AND DRINK 1106 00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:48,527 WITHOUT SAYING THAT? 1107 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,933 "I HAVE TO WORK. I'M BUSY. 1108 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:50,934 I HAVE TO WORK. I'M BUSY." 1109 00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:53,134 - NO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY... 1110 00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:54,533 - SO AM I. WE ALL ARE. 1111 00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:56,973 WE GET IT, YOU'RE BUSY. 1112 00:40:56,967 --> 00:41:00,367 WE'RE ALL SITTING AROUND ON OUR ASS EATING BONBONS. 1113 00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:01,427 - ANYWAY, CHEERS. 1114 00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,473 - WELL, SHE DOESN'T HAVE HERS YET, 1115 00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:03,527 SO WE'LL WAIT, WE'LL WAIT. 1116 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:04,833 - WE'RE NOT. WE'RE DESPERATE. 1117 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:05,974 - OH, MY GOD. WELL, I WANTED TO WAIT FOR YOU. 1118 00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:07,227 - NO, IT'S FINE. - IT'S ALL ABOUT LISA. 1119 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,733 - RAWR! 1120 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,904 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY COMPETITIVE WITH EACH OTHER. 1121 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,100 I FEEL LIKE THERE-- 1122 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,900 LIKE YOU GUYS THINK THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUEEN. 1123 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,170 - I-I-- - NO, THAT'S SILLY. 1124 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,966 - THANK YOU. - WE'RE GOOD, AND THAT'S IT. 1125 00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:20,867 AREN'T WE? OH, STOP IT. 1126 00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:22,227 - NO, I-- - LOOK HOW TENTATIVE YOU ARE. 1127 00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:24,133 - NO, I'M NOT. WE ARE GOOD. 1128 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,303 - I LIKE YOU GUYS TOGETHER. - WE'RE GOOD. 1129 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,830 - AND IF WE'RE NOT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 1130 00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:27,904 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1131 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:29,130 - IF WE'RE NOT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 1132 00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:30,873 - OH, HELLO. IT'S NOT JUST ON YOUR TERMS. 1133 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,327 IF WE'RE NOT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 1134 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,333 - OKAY--OOH! LAST WORD. 1135 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,430 - DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE LOOK AT HER HAND? 1136 00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:38,973 'CAUSE I'M FEELING GUILTY. 1137 00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:41,067 - SHE WON'T--ANYTHING I TELL HER TO DO, SHE WON'T LISTEN. 1138 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,326 - 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO. 1139 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,703 - I DON'T CARE. 1140 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,130 IF IT'S BROKEN, YOU NEED TO GET IT SEEN TO. 1141 00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:46,873 - I'M GONNA GO HOME, I'M GONNA WRAP IT, 1142 00:41:46,867 --> 00:41:48,027 AND I'M GONNA CHILL WITH THE KIDS. 1143 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:49,333 - WHAT'S WRAPPING IT-- I'M TELLING YOU, 1144 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,703 IF YOUR HAND'S BROKEN, YOU NEED TO HAVE IT FIXED. 1145 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,070 - IT'S FRACTURED. WE'RE GOOD. 1146 00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:54,326 - YEAH, NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. 1147 00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,903 I CANNOT LET THAT GO 1148 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,800 BECAUSE SHE'S NOT MAKING THE RIGHT DECISION ABOUT THIS. 1149 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,830 I DON'T THINK IT IS MOTHERING HER. 1150 00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,074 MAYBE THAT'S ME. I DON'T KNOW. 1151 00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:06,266 I CARE ABOUT EVERYBODY THAT'S IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE, SORRY. 1152 00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:07,996 - SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. SHE'S A BIG GIRL. 1153 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,030 - I'M FINE. - BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT. 1154 00:42:10,033 --> 00:42:12,003 - I'M FINE. - YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE FINE, 1155 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,330 AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT. 1156 00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,703 - YOU KNOW, SHE'S ALWAYS MOMMYING ME. 1157 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,030 IT'S, LIKE, A LITTLE OVERBEARING. 1158 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,833 LISA LIKES TO POINT OUT MY WEAKNESSES A LOT 1159 00:42:19,834 --> 00:42:22,204 TO REMIND ME THAT SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME. 1160 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,370 I'M FINE RIGHT NOW. 1161 00:42:23,367 --> 00:42:24,367 - "I'M FINE" DOESN'T WORK WITH ME. 1162 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,227 - I'M FINE. 1163 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:30,773 - LISA. 1164 00:42:30,767 --> 00:42:33,997 NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1165 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,130 - WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY, DO IT RIGHT. 1166 00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:39,273 - UNO! DOS! 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