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- PREVIOUSLY ON <i>THE REAL</i>
<i>HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

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- I WILL
BE KIND TO YOU

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AND NOT CALL YOU
ANY OTHER NAME THAN JOYCE.

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- I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU

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CALLING YOU THE THINGS
THAT I CALLED YOU

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BECAUSE I AM WOMAN ENOUGH
TO ACCEPT MY MISTAKES.

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- DON'T TOUCH ME!
EW!

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LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME.

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- OKAY.
[chuckles]

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- I AM NOT A PRUDE AT ALL.
YEAH.

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YAY!

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- CHICA.
CHICA!

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- EVERY SINGLE DOOR
HAS TO BE HIT.

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I KNOW I NEED
TO STAY POSITIVE.

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I JUST CAN'T.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.

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I'M GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS
AND PUTTING UP SIGNS

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FOR A DOG THAT I THINK
GOT KILLED BY COYOTES.

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- HEY, B.
- YOU KNOW, I'M COMING

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TO SACRAMENTO
ON DAD'S BIRTHDAY.

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AM I GONNA BE INVITED?
[chuckles]

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THINGS WITH MY DAD
ARE NOT AMAZING RIGHT NOW.

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HE WAS VERY OFFENDED
BY MY OSCAR DRESS.

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I MEAN, LIKE,
GO [bleep] YOURSELF.

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WHAT CAN YOU SAY
TO THAT?

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[upbeat music]

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- I'M FROM THIS TOWN.

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I KNOW WHAT'S REAL
AND WHAT'S FAKE.

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- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE.

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- IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER
YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL.

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- EVERYBODY LOVES
A COMEBACK STORY,

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ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.

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- IN MY WORLD,
MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS.

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- YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG,
TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.

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- LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE,
AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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- HELLO.
- HI, HONEY.

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- HI.

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YAY.
- HOW ARE YOU?

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MWAH.

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- REALLY, WHAT WAS THAT?
HALF-MOUTH?

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both: MWAH.

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[laughter]
- YOU GET ALL MINE.

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MWAH.
- ALWAYS.

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HI, BABY GIRL.

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WE HAVE OUR POOL PARTY
EVERY YEAR.

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THEY ARE JUST UNINHIBITED,
AND WE DON'T SKIMP ON ANYTHING.

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WE WANT PEOPLE
TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

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- GIRLS AUDITIONING GIRLS. RAWR.
- RAWR!

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- IT'S THE PUSSY POWER.

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- WE REALLY DO THINK
ABOUT ENTERTAINING EVERYBODY,

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SO WE ALWAYS
GET IT CATERED

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AND WE HAVE GIRLS.

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- HI.
- HI.

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- HELLO.
COME ON IN.

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TARA, NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI.

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- HI.

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GIRLS ON POLES,
GIRLS ON OUR INTERIOR BALCONIES.

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WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE BEAUTY,
ESPECIALLY IN WOMEN.

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WE PROBABLY HAVE TEN GIRLS
POSSIBLY JUST COMING TODAY

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JUST TO AUDITION,
AND WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR

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IS TO HIRE FOUR GIRLS.

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YOU CAN SHOW THEM
WHERE TO CHANGE.

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THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
[giggles]

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THEY'RE REALLY PRETTY.
- ARE THEY?

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- YEAH, I HOPE THEY'RE
AS TALENTED AS PRETTINESS.

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- THEY'RE NOT GONNA DO IT
NAKEY, ARE THEY?

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- NO.

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- I DON'T WANNA SEE THEM
GET NAKEY.

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- OKAY, BABE.
- NOT YET.

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- JUST US.
- YEAH.

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- OKAY.
- [laughs]

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- YOU CAN GET NAKEY.
- YOU GET NAKED.

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- YOU GET NAKEY.

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- YOU GET NAKED FIRST.
- YOU.

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- I THINK BOTH OF YOU
SHOULD GET NAKED.

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[laughter]

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[cheers and applause]

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- THERE'S NOTHING NEGATIVE
ABOUT WHAT WE DO

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WHEN WE HAVE PARTIES.

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IT REALLY IS IN CELEBRATION
OF WOMEN.

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[cheers and applause]

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- IS THIS TOO MUCH?

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- NO, IT'S NOT TOO MUCH.
- NEVER TOO MUCH.

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- I THINK THE FEMALE BODY

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HONESTLY IS A--
IS A WORK OF ART.

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IT'S LYRICAL.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

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IT'S BEAUTY.

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YAY! I'M HAPPY!
[laughter]

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[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

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[chuckling]

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THEY'RE DOIN'
A PRETTY DECENT JOB.

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I MEAN, NOT TO THE LEVEL

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THAT I REALLY EXPECTED
AND WANTED TO SEE.

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I WANT SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS
HOW TO WORK THE POLE

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IN A POSITIVE WAY.

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- UH, YEAH.

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WELL, DID YOU LIKE THEM
SO FAR?

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- I DID, BUT I DO
WANT SOME POLE WORK.

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I MEAN, THAT'S THE IDEA.
- TO CLIMB UP ON THE POLE.

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- YEAH.
- AND ARE WE PICKING PEOPLE

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THAT YOU LIKE
OR THAT DAVID LIKES?

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- AH!

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THEY LIKE THE SAME.
[laughter]

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- YES.
- AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

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[laughter]

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- 'CAUSE I'VE KNOWN THEM
SO LONG.

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- HM.
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THEM?

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[laughter]

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both: HEY.
- AND WE HAVE DIANA.

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[cheers and applause]

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- DON'T HOLD BACK.
AT ALL.

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- YEAH.
- AY, YI, YI.

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- THIS IS
WHAT WE WANT, BABY.

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YEAH.
[laughter]

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[cheers and applause]

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[giggling]

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[laughter and applause]

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- OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S NOTHING
TO THINK ABOUT HERE,

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SO WE WOULD LOVE IF YOU'RE
AVAILABLE THE 13TH.

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THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
- I WOULD LOVE THAT.

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- OH, MY GOODNESS.
- OH, MY GOSH.

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- OH, MY GOD.
- YEAH, BABY.

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- WHOO.
[laughter]

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[dog barks]

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- SUGAR.

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COME TO YOUR MOMMY.

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COME HERE.

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OH, BOOBA-LOOGA.

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I KNOW.
I DON'T LIKE HIM EITHER.

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HE JUST RUINED MY BED.

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THE BEST WAY TO RELIEVE
MY KIDS' WORRY ABOUT CHICA

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IS TO GET A NEW DOG
RIGHT AWAY.

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[dog whimpers]

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HI, STUPID.
HI.

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SO WE GO TO THE SHELTER,

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AND THE BOYS
PICK OUT BUDDY.

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WHY WOULD YOU PEE
IN THE BED?

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[doorbell rings]

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OH, COME ON.
SOMEBODY'S HERE.

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BUDDY IS NOT CHICA.

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- OH.
- HE JUST PEED ON MY COMFORTER.

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JUST NOW.
- OH, HE'S SO CUTE, THOUGH.

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- YOU CAN HAVE HIM.

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BUDDY LIFTS HIS LEG
WHEN HE PEES,

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WHICH IS DISGUSTING,

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AND HE'S OBSESSED WITH ME.

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I JUST CAN'T HANDLE IT.
HE GOES EVERYWHERE WITH ME.

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I HATE IT.

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- DID YOU SAVE HIM
FROM BEING PUT DOWN?

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- YES, OF COURSE.
- OH!

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YOU LOVE HIM.
I CAN TELL YOU DO.

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- I--

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EVERY TIME I LOOK
AT THIS DOG,

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I THINK ABOUT THE OTHER DOGS,
EVEN THOUGH

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THE KIDS ARE HAPPIER.
- YEAH.

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I DO--
- IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE, BRAN.

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- I KNOW.
IT'S ONLY BEEN--

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I'VE ONLY HAD HIM FOR A DAY,
BUT I'M GOING TO SACRAMENTO.

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I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING THERE.

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IT'S A HUGE DEAL FOR ME
TO BE ASKED

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TO HOST SOMETHING
IN SACRAMENTO

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WITH MY FAMILY THERE TO SEE,
LIKE, I'VE "MADE IT."

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HAPPENS TO FALL
ON MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY.

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HE'S UPSET THAT, IN THE BOOK,
I SAID HE WAS A DRUG DEALER...

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BECAUSE HE WASN'T ACTUALLY
A DRUG DEALER.

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HE WAS A MARIJUANA GROWER AND
"DISTRIBUTOR" TO OUR NEIGHBOR--

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- WELL, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

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- I DON'T SEE
HOW IT'S THAT DIFFERENT, BUT--

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- WELL, IT IS DIFFERENT, YOU--
- BUT HE DID IT.

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HE LIKED THE BOOK
FOR THE WHOLE TIME, AND THEN

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ALL OF A SUDDEN, ONE DAY--
- AND THEN HIS FRIENDS

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DIDN'T LIKE IT.
- YEAH.

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MY DAD, WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER,
WAS VERY HIPPIE.

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I MEAN, I'M SCARRED
BY THE AMOUNT OF TIMES

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I SAW THE MAN NAKED.
[laughs]

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AS HE'S GOTTEN OLDER,
HE'S KIND OF GONE

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TO A MORE CONSERVATIVE SPACE,

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SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE
THIS NEW GUY GLANVILLE.

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- HE MUST BE PROUD OF YOU,
EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING.

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- WELL, I DON'T THINK SO.

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- ARE YOU TAKING YOLANDA
WITH YOU?

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- YEAH.
YOLANDA'S GONNA COME.

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- I WANTED TO GO.
- I KNOW, I WISH YOU COULD COME.

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I JUST FEEL LIKE YOLANDA
IS SO RELATABLE.

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YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW SHE HAD
THAT CRAZY KIND OF MONEY.

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WHEREAS IF IT WAS
LISA COMING,

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MY DAD MIGHT'VE
BEEN INTIMIDATED

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BY THE DIAMONDS
AND THE "DARLING."

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YO'S A LITTLE MORE NORMAL.

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- THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD PACKING,
BY THE WAY.

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I'M NOT NAGGING YOU
LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

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- UH--

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- I KNOW I--
- I MEAN, THAT'S ANOTHER THING.

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- GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

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YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT.

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- LISTEN, I'M A GROWN WOMAN.

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I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME,
BUT IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.

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- NO, I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT
I'M STILL GONNA LOOK AFTER YOU

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AND LOOK OUT FOR YOU.

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I THINK YOU'RE BEING
OVERSENSITIVE TO THIS.

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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE

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RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE OF MY DOG.

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MAYBE I MISS MY [bleep] DOG.
- THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

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- AND I HAVE THIS LITTLE [bleep]
PEEING EVERYWHERE,

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AND I DON'T
LOVE HIM YET,

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AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HIM,
I THINK OF MY DOGS

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AND MY POOR KIDS,
AND THEN THIS--

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ALL THIS OTHER [bleep]
GOING ON WITH MY DAD.

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- THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE
IS KIND OF

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UPBEAT AND BUBBLY,
AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH,

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BUT THIS TO ME LOOKS LIKE
A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION.

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SHE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD.

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I WANT, AS A FRIEND,
TO HELP HER GET THROUGH.

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- [crying]

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I JUST WANNA LIVE
A NORMAL LIFE,

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AND I WANT MY DOG BACK.

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[cries]

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- IF I FEEL I'M FALLING,

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I'VE GOT KEN THERE
TO CATCH ME.

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HER HUSBAND BUGGERED OFF
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.

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THAT IS DEVASTATING.

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WE CAN NEVER FORGET
THAT SHE'S ON HER OWN.

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IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT
SCENARIO.

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- MY FAMILY'S, LIKE, FALLING
[bleep] APART, AND I JUST...

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- STOP IT, I DON'T LIKE
SEEING YOU LIKE THIS.

228
00:08:30,934 --> 00:08:33,074
SNAP OUT OF IT.

229
00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,926
HUH?

230
00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:38,734
- I'M TRYING.

231
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433
- WOW, THAT'S A BIG CAR

232
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,833
FOR TWO LITTLE SKINNY GIRLS
FROM BEVERLY HILLS.

233
00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,274
IT KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE HOLLAND.

234
00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:02,096
IN HOLLAND,
WE DIDN'T HAVE LIMOS.

235
00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:04,700
- YOU JUST HAD MULES?
- WE JUST HAD HORSES.

236
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,830
- I GOT INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE
IN THIS CITY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

237
00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:10,104
THIS IS WHERE I WORKED

238
00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:12,730
AT AN OLD PEOPLE'S HOME
CALLED SPRIGHTLY SENIORS.

239
00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,874
ME AND ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS
WERE WAITRESSES,

240
00:09:14,867 --> 00:09:16,697
AND THEN WE WOULD
STEAL THE ALCOHOL

241
00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,400
AFTER THEY WENT TO SLEEP.

242
00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,700
- OH, THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH.

243
00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,970
- YOU WERE NAUGHTY.
- YEAH.

244
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:22,997
THAT'S WHERE I USED
TO RIDE MY BIKE

245
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,200
TO GO TO THE CANDY STORE.

246
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,100
- THAT LOOKS SHADY TO ME.
- [laughs]

247
00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:28,870
AT THE TIME, THERE WAS
A LOT OF GANG VIOLENCE.

248
00:09:28,867 --> 00:09:30,867
LIKE, THE GANG PREVALENCE
WAS REALLY--

249
00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,267
LIKE AT OUR HIGH SCHOOL,
WE HAD SHOOTINGS.

250
00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:34,766
- IN HOLLAND, WE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY GANGS, YOU KNOW?

251
00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,397
- THERE WAS A LOT
OF FINANCIAL ISSUES

252
00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:37,830
IN MY HOUSEHOLD
GROWING UP.

253
00:09:37,834 --> 00:09:38,904
WE WOULD STAND
NEXT TO THE DOOR

254
00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,270
AND LISTEN TO THEM
FIGHT ABOUT MONEY.

255
00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:41,766
FOR ME, IT WAS, LIKE,
MY PEERS.

256
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:43,967
LIKE, THEY ALL LIVED ON ONE SIDE
OF THE RAILROAD TRACKS

257
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,327
AND I LIVED ON THE OTHER,
SO THEY WERE LIKE,

258
00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,633
"OH, WE DON'T WANT
TO DRIVE OVER THERE.

259
00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:49,133
WE'RE SCARED
TO DRIVE OVER THERE."

260
00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:52,233
- I'M EXCITED FOR TONIGHT.
- ME TOO.

261
00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,803
- I GOT A CARD
FOR YOUR DADDY.

262
00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,830
- AW.
YOU'RE SO SWEET.

263
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,404
- YEAH.
SO I HOPE HE COMES.

264
00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,100
- I HOPE HE COMES TOO.

265
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,230
MY HOPE IS TO GET THINGS
BACK ON TRACK WITH MY DAD.

266
00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:05,773
I MEAN, I LOVE THAT MAN
LIKE CRAZY.

267
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:06,867
I NEED THINGS TO BE NORMAL.

268
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,967
NORMALLY, WE TALK
ALMOST EVERY DAY.

269
00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,167
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM
IN MONTHS.

270
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,296
HE DOESN'T EVEN ANSWER
MY TEXTS.

271
00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,730
- YOU GOTTA TAKE
A DEEP BREATH.

272
00:10:13,734 --> 00:10:16,904
I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF UNRESOLVED ISSUES,

273
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,230
BUT, YOU KNOW,
AT THE END OF THE DAY,

274
00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,173
YOU GOTTA JUST TRY
TO LET IT GO.

275
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,197
- COMING UP...

276
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,870
- BAM! AND I JUST LOOKED.
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL...

277
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,327
- BUT EVEN THE GUN WAS--OH.
- DON'T--POINT THE GUN THAT WAY.

278
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,673
- [laughs and snorts]
- ALWAYS--

279
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:32,027
- HEY, DAD, IT'S BRANDI.

280
00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,033
- YOU WANNA SPEAK
TO YOUR MOM?

281
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,866
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
THANK YOU.

282
00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:52,967
HI.
- ARE YOU CHECKING IN?

283
00:10:52,967 --> 00:10:54,227
- YES.
- WHAT'S THE LAST NAME?

284
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,633
- FOSTER.

285
00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:56,973
- SO YOU GUYS HAVE
A BUSY EVENING PLANNED TONIGHT?

286
00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:58,667
- WE DO, I THINK
THERE'S A BOOK SIGNING

287
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,697
HERE IN THE HOTEL.
- YES.

288
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,030
- THAT'S ME.

289
00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:03,073
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA
HAVE DINNER WITH MY FAMILY.

290
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:04,926
- THE QUEEN OF SACRAMENTO.

291
00:11:04,934 --> 00:11:06,704
- HERE WE ARE, LADIES.

292
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,670
- OH, WOW--OH, WOW!
- WOW!

293
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,827
THIS IS ONE SEXY ROOM.
- OH!

294
00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,234
DAVID IS GONNA BE JEALOUS.
- EXACTLY.

295
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:16,633
LET'S SEE.
- DON'T--OH, MY GOSH.

296
00:11:16,633 --> 00:11:19,003
GET READY.

297
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,130
[plays piano haphazardly]

298
00:11:21,133 --> 00:11:23,533
- OH, MY G--
[laughter]

299
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,933
- IS THIS, LIKE,
THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE?

300
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,004
- IT IS.
- IS IT?

301
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,770
- REALLY?
- YEAH, THIS IS--

302
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:29,827
- WHO STAYED HERE
THAT WE WOULD KNOW?

303
00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:31,534
- BARACK OBAMA?
- NO.

304
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,873
- WHO STAYED HERE--
- I CAN TELL YOU SOMEBODY.

305
00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:33,967
both: WHO?

306
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,197
- MR. SCHWARZENEGGER.

307
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,700
- EW! GET OUT OF THE BED!
- AH! [laughs]

308
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,570
- OH, NO!
- GET THE BLACK LIGHT!

309
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,827
GET THE BLACK LIGHT! OH!
- OH! BLACK LIGHT!

310
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,104
- I KNEW--

311
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,570
- WHERE ARNOLD GOES,
A BLACK LIGHT NEEDS TO FOLLOW.

312
00:11:44,567 --> 00:11:45,867
CHEERS TO MY DAD.
IT'S SO PRETTY.

313
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:48,067
- THAT IS REALLY PRETTY.

314
00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:49,126
YOU KNOW WHAT MY DAD'S
GONNA SAY?

315
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,003
- WHAT?
- "OF COURSE YOU HAVE THIS ROOM.

316
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,930
YOU'RE SO FANCY
AND HOLLYWOOD."

317
00:11:52,934 --> 00:11:54,304
- OH.
- I MEAN, I THINK.

318
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,670
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BABE?
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER ONE THING.

319
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,197
WHEN HE SAYS
SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

320
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,770
IT'S ONLY COMING
FROM HIS INSECURITY.

321
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,267
SO YOU GOTTA FEEL EMPATHY
FOR THAT

322
00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,926
AND NOT TAKE IT PERSONAL.
- I KNOW, I DO, I FEEL BAD,

323
00:12:03,934 --> 00:12:05,934
BUT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD
FOR MY SUCCESS.

324
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,934
- OUR PARENTS CAN REACH
THE DEEPEST PART OF US.

325
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:11,034
MY MOM'S ALWAYS LIKE, "HEY,

326
00:12:11,033 --> 00:12:12,173
DON'T FORGET
WHERE YOU CAME FROM."

327
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,696
LIKE, SHE WANTS
TO KEEP ME DOWN.

328
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,530
YOU KNOW, I WANT YOUR MOM
AND DAD TO ENJOY THIS TONIGHT.

329
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,003
- YEAH, I HOPE THEY COME.
- 'CAUSE THIS IS SPECIAL.

330
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,900
THEY SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOU.

331
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,130
HUH?
- MY MOM'S PROUD OF ME.

332
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,233
THEY'RE PROUD OF ME.
- YES.

333
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,003
YOUR DAD IS PROUD OF YOU TOO.
TRUST ME.

334
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,100
YOUR DAD IS PROUD OF YOU.
I KNOW FOR SURE.

335
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,700
I'VE NEVER SEEN BRANDI
THIS VULNERABLE AND NERVOUS

336
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:30,800
EVER BEFORE.

337
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,130
IT'S MAKING ME NERVOUS.

338
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,973
- I'M GONNA CALL MY MOM
AND SEE IF MY DAD'S COMING.

339
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,927
[phone ringing]

340
00:12:35,934 --> 00:12:38,534
- NOBODY'S ANSWERING YOUR--
- [on phone] HELLO?

341
00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:42,733
- HEY, DAD, IT'S BRANDI.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

342
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:46,526
- YOU WANT TO SPEAK
TO YOUR MOM?

343
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:49,533
JUDY, IT'S BRANDI.

344
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,697
- HI.

345
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,030
- [on phone] YOUR DAD'S
GETTING IN THE SHOWER.

346
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,803
HE SAID, "IF SHE BRINGS UP
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,

347
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:56,930
IT'S GONNA BE ALL OVER.

348
00:12:56,934 --> 00:12:58,074
IT'S NOT GONNA BE NICE."

349
00:12:58,066 --> 00:13:01,226
- ALL RIGHT.
LOVE YOU.

350
00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,803
- I LOVE YOU TOO, BABE.
GOOD LUCK.

351
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,170
- [chuckles]
I'M GONNA NEED IT.

352
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,796
- WE ALL ARE. OKAY, BYE.
- BYE.

353
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,200
[beep]

354
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,800
[sighs]

355
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,100
- IS MY WARDROBE BADASS ENOUGH
FOR SHOOTING?

356
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,800
- FOR SURE.
- [laughs]

357
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,700
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WARDROBE.

358
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,030
- HEY.
[gunshot]

359
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:31,803
- I'M TOM.
- TOM, GREAT TO MEET YOU.

360
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,070
I'M MICHAEL.
- HI, TOM.

361
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,466
SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
[gunfire]

362
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,567
- I HEAR YOU'RE GONNA LEARN
HOW TO SHOOT TODAY.

363
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,597
- I'M EXCITED.
- YES, YES, THANK YOU

364
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,870
FOR DOING THIS.
- LOOK, I HAVE A GUN.

365
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:38,897
- LET'S GO DO IT.

366
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,970
- THERE WE GO.
- LET'S DO IT.

367
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:41,627
WE DO HAVE A GUN
IN THE HOUSE,

368
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,433
AND IF SOMEBODY'S
GONNA COME INTO MY HOUSE

369
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:45,903
TO HARM MY BABIES OR MY HUSBAND
OR MY FAMILY,

370
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,930
THEN I'M GONNA BE READY
TO USE THAT GUN.

371
00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:50,674
POOM! POOM! POOM!
LIKE THAT?

372
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,527
- NOT QUITE LIKE THAT.

373
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,703
WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN LEARNING HOW TO SHOOT?

374
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,470
- I WANT HER TO LEARN TO PROTECT
HERSELF BETTER WITH THE GUN.

375
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,167
WE HAD A LITTLE--
WE HAD AN INCIDENT, ACTUALLY.

376
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,666
- AND IT WAS, LIKE,
9:00 ON A SUNDAY NIGHT,

377
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,027
AND WE HAD TWO GUYS
WALKING UP OUR DRIVEWAY

378
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,833
COMING STRAIGHT TO US

379
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,034
WITH TWO SHOTGUNS,
SKI MASK, ALL IN BLACK.

380
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,473
- THEY NEVER GOT IN--
- THEY DIDN'T GET IN

381
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:11,367
BECAUSE THIS ONE,
FOR SOME REASON, HE'S LIKE,

382
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,067
"LOOK, BABY,
THERE'S ROBBERS!

383
00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:16,896
CALL 911!
SUSHI, ATTACK!"

384
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:20,400
AND MY DOG, OUR BOXER,
SHE'S TRAINED TO ATTACK.

385
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,070
SHE--WHEN HE GOES,
"SUSHI, ATTACK,"

386
00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:24,066
SHE LITERALLY
STARTED ATTACKING

387
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,426
AND BROKE THE GLASS
WITH HER HEAD.

388
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,573
- MM-HMM.
- AND--BUT--

389
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,567
- I THINK THE BOXER SAVED US,
BY THE WAY.

390
00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,667
- YEAH.
- YEAH.

391
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,397
AFTER THAT EXPERIENCE,
I BOUGHT MACHETES,

392
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,500
I BOUGHT PEPPER SPRAY, I HAVE
BATS BEHIND EVERY CURTAIN.

393
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,630
I'M GONNA BE READY.

394
00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,703
- ALL RIGHT.
- WAIT, WAIT--

395
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,030
WOW, BABY!
- OH, I GOT A--

396
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:40,633
- BABY, YOU'RE SO HOT.
- I GOT AN EAR

397
00:14:40,633 --> 00:14:42,573
OF THE PERPETRATOR.
- YOU SAY YOU'VE NEVER HANDLED

398
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,367
A FIREARM
OR A HANDGUN BEFORE?

399
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,497
- I DID IT FOR A MOVIE.

400
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,900
- THAT--WE DON'T COUNT
FAKE STUFF.

401
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,000
- I DID...

402
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,730
PAM! AND I JUST LOOKED--
- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL--

403
00:14:50,734 --> 00:14:51,774
- BUT EVEN THE GUN WAS FAKE.
- DON'T--

404
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,467
POINT THE GUN THAT WAY.
- OH. [laughs]

405
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:55,767
- ALWAYS--THIS IS
THE BUSINESS END OF THE GUN.

406
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,527
- [snorts]
- YOU KEEP IT THAT WAY

407
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:58,803
AT ALL TIMES, OKAY?

408
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,430
- OKAY.
- OKAY.

409
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,673
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

410
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,327
- [laughs]
- YEAH.

411
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,333
YOU DON'T DO THAT TO A GUN.
- [laughs]

412
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,803
- OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU
POINTING THAT?

413
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,400
KEEP IT DOWNRANGE.

414
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,770
PULL THE HAMMER BACK.

415
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,397
OKAY, PUT YOUR FINGER
ON THE TRIGGER.

416
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,730
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HAIR.

417
00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,804
AND THEN VERY GENTLY
SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER.

418
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,773
OKAY.
- WHERE DID I SHOOT?

419
00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:20,997
- YOU HIT THE CARDBOARD.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.

420
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
- YOU'RE CLOSE, YOU'RE CLOSE.
- I SUCK.

421
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,370
- OKAY, IT TAKES TIME.

422
00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,427
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN OVERNIGHT.
- OKAY.

423
00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:26,473
- BUT YOU DIDN'T HIT
YOUR TARGET.

424
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,527
- I'M SAD.
- STEADY, EVEN PRESSURE

425
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:29,003
ON THAT TRIGGER.

426
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,370
- NICE.
BEAUTIFUL, BABY.

427
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,900
NOW WE'RE TALKING!

428
00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,627
NICE.
- WHOO!

429
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:43,403
I LOVE IT. I LIKE DOING IT.
- YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.

430
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,500
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.
- I LIKE IT.

431
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,700
IT MAKES ME FEEL
REALLY BADASS-Y.

432
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,030
POOM! POOM! POOM! POOM! POOM!
- THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

433
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,533
IS THAT GONNA GO
ON THE FRIDGE OR ON EBAY?

434
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,933
- THAT'S--THAT'S GONNA GO
MAYBE IN MY CLOSET.

435
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:54,874
I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT DOING
THIS SELF DEFENSE FOREVER.

436
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:56,297
I'M REALLY GONNA SET IT UP.

437
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,400
EVER SINCE GETTING ROBBED,
I'VE BEEN WANTING

438
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,630
TO DO A SELF DEFENSE CLASS.

439
00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,833
I WANT TO BE PREPARED
FOR ANY KIND OF BAD GUY--

440
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,934
OR GIRL,
'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.

441
00:16:03,934 --> 00:16:05,474
SOME CAN BE REALLY MEAN.

442
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,427
- ALL OF THE GIRLS?
- YEAH, ALL OF THEM.

443
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,503
I MEAN, THE ONLY ONE THAT
I REALLY HAD AN ISSUE BEFORE

444
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,400
WAS WITH BRANDI,
BUT SHE APOLOGIZED,

445
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,630
SO WE'RE DONE, SO--
- ALL RIGHT.

446
00:16:12,633 --> 00:16:13,633
- I FEEL LIKE SUCH A BADASS.

447
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:15,733
[gunshot]

448
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,470
- NOW WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- MM. WOW.

449
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,897
- OVER HERE, COME HERE.

450
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,700
- WOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF PEOPLE HERE.

451
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:38,500
SO THIS IS THE WAY
BRANDI LIVES.

452
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,500
- [humming]

453
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,600
I'M [bleep] SCARED.

454
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,230
ANY TIME I GET TOGETHER
WITH MY MOM AND DAD

455
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,273
OR MY BROTHER AND SISTER,
WE TURN INTO KIDS AGAIN.

456
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,366
WE START, LIKE, BICKERING
AND ACTING LIKE BRATS,

457
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:50,667
AND WE'RE JUST EXPECTING
TO GET BACKHANDED BY A PARENT.

458
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,927
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH! HI, GIRLS!

459
00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:54,434
- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- COME HERE!

460
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:57,573
- OH, MY GOSH, LOOK AT THEM!
- HI! OH, MY GOD!

461
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,267
- HI.
- HI, YOLANDA, HOW ARE YOU?

462
00:16:59,266 --> 00:17:01,496
- HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU.
- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

463
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,900
- YOLANDA'S WITH ME
TO FLIRT WITH MY DAD

464
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,400
TO MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE
WITH ME AGAIN.

465
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,600
- HAPPY--AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

466
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,570
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.

467
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,897
- SHE WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT SEEING THE GIRLS.

468
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,370
- BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.

469
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,367
- BRANDI, THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

470
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,367
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU.

471
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,367
- HOW ARE YOU?

472
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:18,397
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M OKAY.

473
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,670
- OKAY.

474
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:23,267
- I WAS NOT 100% SURE
THAT MY DAD WAS GONNA MAKE IT.

475
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:24,966
HI!

476
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:26,767
I'M WORRIED
AND I HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS.

477
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:29,597
I'M SO GLAD
THAT MY DAD HAS COME TODAY,

478
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,200
BUT I'M ALSO THINKING,
"WHAT AM I GONNA DO

479
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,170
TO [bleep] THIS UP?"

480
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,726
- GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE.

481
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,774
WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY
FABULOUS GUESTS

482
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,667
TO KICK OFF
THIS PRIDE WEEKEND.

483
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:41,167
WE ARE SO VERY EXCITED
TO HAVE SACRAMENTO NATIVE

484
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,226
BRANDI GLANVILLE
HERE WITH US TONIGHT.

485
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,573
[cheers and applause]

486
00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:47,867
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
THANK YOU, LOVE.

487
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,597
I WANTED TO SAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD,

488
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,930
WHO'S HERE WITH MY MOM.
all: AW!

489
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:55,404
- I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE,
AND EVERYBODY SAY--

490
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,430
HAS TO SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
GUY GLANVILLE."

491
00:17:57,433 --> 00:18:01,273
I'M GONNA--ON THREE, READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE.

492
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:04,466
all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
GUY GLANVILLE.

493
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,827
- I'M EVEN SAYING IT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

494
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,204
[laughter]

495
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,330
- BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I JUST WANT TO TAKE

496
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,433
ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU GUYS
MIGHT HAVE FOR ME.

497
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,633
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA ASK ME, BUT--

498
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:15,833
- I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR EARLY GAYS.

499
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,174
- OH. OH.
[laughter]

500
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,866
MY MOM--THEY'RE--THEY HAD--
MY MOM'S NOT GAY.

501
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,727
[laughter]

502
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,704
I--MAYBE SHE IS.
I DON'T KNOW.

503
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,830
NO, MY PARENTS' BEST FRIENDS
HAD A SON

504
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,404
THAT CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET,

505
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,830
AND THEY KICKED HIM
OUT OF THE HOUSE,

506
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,374
AND MY PARENTS GAVE UP
THAT FRIENDSHIP

507
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:37,197
TO MOVE JOSEPH
INTO OUR HOUSE

508
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,700
AND LET HIM SLEEP ON OUR COUCH
AND LET HIM LIVE WITH US

509
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,870
BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT
THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.

510
00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:42,867
[cheers and applause]
- WE LOVE YOU, MOM!

511
00:18:42,867 --> 00:18:46,697
- YEAH!
[cheers and applause]

512
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,230
- LOVE IS LOVE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

513
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,673
- WELL, WE'RE DEFINITELY
TEAM BRANDI.

514
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:51,727
- THANK YOU.

515
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:54,734
[all cheering]

516
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,834
ALL RIGHT, SO AT THIS POINT,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THE GIRLS

517
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:01,204
TO STEP OUTSIDE.
[laughter]

518
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,530
SO WHEN I WENT BACK
TO READ THIS BOOK TODAY

519
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,703
TO REMIND MYSELF
OF WHAT I WROTE, I WAS LIKE,

520
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,470
"OH, WOW, I'VE COME
A LONG WAY FROM THIS."

521
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:09,467
"MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THREE
SIMPLE TRUTHS IN THIS WORLD

522
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,327
THAT EVERYONE
SHOULD RECOGNIZE."

523
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,633
SHE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.

524
00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:15,133
"EVERYBODY HAS BEEN DUMPED,
EVERYBODY HAS BAD DAYS,

525
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,473
AND EVERYBODY HATES ANAL."
[laughter]

526
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:20,527
"UNLESS YOU'RE GAY,
AND EVEN THEN, IT'S A MAYBE.

527
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,103
THESE ARE TRUTHS, PEOPLE."

528
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,600
"OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS,
I WATCHED MY WORLD EXPLODE

529
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,470
"RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND
AFTER FOUR DECADES OF LIVING,

530
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,767
"TWO CHILDREN,
AND ONE COSTLY DIVORCE,

531
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:32,097
"I'M THRILLED
TO BE MEETING BRANDI,

532
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:35,270
AND CAN I BE HONEST?
I THINK SHE'S AMAZING."

533
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:38,426
UGH. OH!
[crowd members cheering]

534
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,703
- SHE'S GOOD.

535
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,200
- SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF HER.

536
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,730
[cheers and applause]

537
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:45,734
- COMING UP...

538
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,504
- I HAD ALL THE POT.

539
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,400
- CUT IT RIGHT THERE.

540
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,570
- LIKE THAT?
- YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW--

541
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,567
[squeezed]
CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE?

542
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,027
I MEAN,
I'M NOT FAKING IT NOW.

543
00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,133
- HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING!
[all yelling]

544
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,103
- I'M TAPPING OUT.
[all yelling]

545
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,497
- YOU KNOW, AND ONE THING TOO
WHEN YOU'RE COOKING,

546
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,770
RELAX, JUST ENJOY IT, 'CAUSE...
- RIGHT.

547
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:13,397
- WE'RE PUTTING ENERGY
IN THE FOOD.

548
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,430
PEOPLE FEEL--
WHEN YOU'RE COOKING,

549
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,673
PEOPLE FEEL THE ENERGY,
I SWEAR.

550
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,427
MAURICIO,
LOOK WHAT YOUR WIFE MADE.

551
00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,203
BEAUTIFUL.
- OOH!

552
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,400
ARE THEY MEATBALLS?
- I WAS GUIDED AND HELPED.

553
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,170
- I KNOW.
I'M GIVING YOU THE CREDIT.

554
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,166
- SHABBAT IS ONCE A WEEK
FROM FRIDAY TO SATURDAY.

555
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,666
IT'S A TIME TO SLOW DOWN,
HAVE DINNERS,

556
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,027
SAY A PRAYER,
LIGHT THE CANDLES.

557
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,333
JUST BEING HERE IN MY HOME
WITH MY FAMILY,

558
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,003
THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
THAT IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING.

559
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,200
SEE, MY KIDS
ARE IN A JEWISH SCHOOL,

560
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,300
SO THEY CELEBRATE SHABBAT
EVERY FRIDAY.

561
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,570
- ARE YOU JEWISH?

562
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:47,327
- YES, I CONVERTED.
I GREW UP CATHOLIC.

563
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,573
ONCE MAURICIO AND I
HAD BEEN DATING FOR FOUR MONTHS,

564
00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:52,567
HE CAME TO ME AND TOLD ME
THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME...

565
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,427
I COULD NEVER CUT THEM
AS FAST AS YOU.

566
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,203
AND HE ASKED ME THEN,
"WOULD YOU CONSIDER CONVERTING?"

567
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,400
AND FOR ME, REALLY,
IT WAS A NO-BRAINER,

568
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,700
BECAUSE I LOVED HIM SO MUCH,
SO I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

569
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,970
YES, I WILL, ABSOLUTELY."

570
00:21:04,967 --> 00:21:06,697
- SO I NEED MY PREP CHEF
OVER HERE...

571
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,700
- OKAY.
- DARLING.

572
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,300
- YES.
- WITH YOUR APRON ON.

573
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,130
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT.
- SO THIS IS MY,

574
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,603
YOU KNOW, NICER ONE.

575
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,430
GROWING UP IN BEVERLY HILLS,
ALL MY FRIENDS WERE JEWISH,

576
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:18,533
AND I REALLY ADMIRED
THE TRADITIONS THAT I SAW.

577
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:21,573
MY MOM WASN'T THRILLED AT FIRST
WITH MY CONVERTING,

578
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:24,027
BUT SHE KNEW
THERE WAS NO STOPPING ME.

579
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,633
HI! HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU ROLLED THEM.

580
00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:27,133
- SHARON, WHAT'S UP?
- MY SISTER IN LAW.

581
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:29,533
- OH, WOW. MWAH.
- HOW ARE YOU?

582
00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:30,973
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

583
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:33,967
- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

584
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:34,967
- MY BROTHER IN LAW, KENDALL.
- KENDALL.

585
00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:36,167
- HOW YOU DOING?

586
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:37,366
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
- I'M DOING WELL.

587
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,567
- SO MICHELLE IS CONVERTING
WITH OUR RABBI...

588
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,467
- OH.
- AND SHE TELLS ME,

589
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,467
"DO YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE, LIKE,

590
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:48,467
OBLIGATED TO HAVE SEX
ON SHABBAT?"

591
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,927
SHABBAT SHALOM.

592
00:21:52,934 --> 00:21:54,174
WHY DO YOU THINK I CONVERTED?
- WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY--

593
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,166
[laughter]

594
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:04,903
- HELLO.
- HI.

595
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,070
- WELCOME TO DAWSON'S.

596
00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:09,126
- MARCH, MARCH, MARCH.
MARCH, MARCH, MARCH.

597
00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,533
- GUY, WHY DON'T YOU COME
AND SIT NEXT TO ME?

598
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,933
YEAH, PERFECT.

599
00:22:12,934 --> 00:22:14,304
THIS IS YOUR LITTLE GIFT.
- OH, MY GOD.

600
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,430
LIKE I SAID, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO GIVE YOU, BUT THIS--

601
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,503
- YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GIVE ME
ANYTHING.

602
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,170
- WELL, I WANTED
TO BRING YOU SOMETHING.

603
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:21,296
SO THESE ARE MUSIC SHOWS
THAT YOU CAN WATCH.

604
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,130
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

605
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,403
- JACKIE EVANCHO?
I LOVE JACKIE EVANCHO.

606
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,570
- DO YOU LIKE--
YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS?

607
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:29,397
OH, MY GOSH.
- YOU'RE LUCKY

608
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,530
YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL BODYGUARD
TO PROTECT YOU.

609
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,603
- I KNOW, I--
TRUST ME, I DON'T KNOW

610
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,270
WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE
WITHOUT HER.

611
00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:35,596
- I'M JUST KIDDING, BRANDI.

612
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,470
- YOUR DAD WAS PROUD.

613
00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:46,467
- BRAN, IF THERE'S A SHOT
THAT REPRESENTS SACRAMENTO,

614
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,527
WHAT WOULD IT BE?

615
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,933
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, UM...

616
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,434
KAMI--[bleep]--KAZE, BITCH.

617
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:57,433
- I THINK SACRAMENTO IS WELL
REPRESENTED WITH A KAMIKAZE.

618
00:22:57,433 --> 00:23:00,033
- OUR NUMBER ONE DRINK
WHEN WE WERE, LIKE, YOUNGER--

619
00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:02,003
LIKE, 17 BY THE WAY?

620
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,900
- WHEN YOU WERE DOING
THE BAR SCENE AT 17?

621
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,100
- NO, WE WERE GOING TO THE BARS
AT 15, DAD.

622
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,300
- AND WERE YOU GUYS DRINKING?

623
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,930
- YEAH.
- OH, YEAH.

624
00:23:08,934 --> 00:23:11,204
- I HAD ALL THE POT,
'CAUSE I STOLE IT FROM--BUT--

625
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,870
- YEAH, WE--
LET'S NOT GO THERE.

626
00:23:13,867 --> 00:23:16,127
- YEAH, EXACTLY,
LET'S CHANGE THAT SUBJECT.

627
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:19,433
- I HAVE FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE.
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

628
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:23,503
I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW YOU DO.

629
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,970
LET'S--LET'S JUST...
CUT IT RIGHT THERE.

630
00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:30,367
- MY FATHER'S, LIKE,
ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE,

631
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,527
AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS
WITH MY ROCK,

632
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,533
I KIND OF FALL APART.

633
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,530
- [laughs]
SOPHIA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

634
00:23:41,533 --> 00:23:43,203
- I'M GOING TO PUT SHOES ON TOO.
- NO, NO, NO,

635
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,830
YOU KEEP LEAVING,
ALL OF YOU.

636
00:23:44,834 --> 00:23:48,034
- WHO WANTS TO DO THE PRAYER
OF THE HAMOTZI, THE CHALLAH?

637
00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,873
- WHEN I WAS GROWING UP
AND I WOULD SEE

638
00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:52,227
MY JEWISH FRIENDS
CELEBRATING SHABBAT,

639
00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:55,403
I ALWAYS LOVED SEEING HOW ALL
THE FAMILY WOULD COME TOGETHER,

640
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,970
LIGHT THE CANDLES
AND SAY PRAYERS.

641
00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,197
IT GAVE ME
A SENSE OF SECURITY.

642
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,470
- WELL, NOAH AND SOPHIA

643
00:24:02,467 --> 00:24:04,467
ARE HAVING THEIR BAR MITZVAHS
THIS YEAR.

644
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,127
SO MUCH FUN.
- YAY!

645
00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:07,203
YAY.

646
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,100
AS SOMEONE WHO CONVERTED
TO JUDAISM,

647
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,870
I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY.

648
00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,127
HAVING MY DAUGHTER
HAVE A BAT MITZVAH

649
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,903
IS SOMETHING THAT IS
REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME,

650
00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,000
AND OF COURSE,
I LOVE THROWING A PARTY.

651
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,130
- WE THINK WE'RE GONNA DO IT
HERE AT THE HOUSE.

652
00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:21,003
- NO, WE--HONEY, NOT "WE THINK."
- NO, WE ARE DOING IT HERE.

653
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,370
- WE ARE DOING IT AT THE HOUSE.
- WE'RE DOING IT AT THE HOUSE.

654
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,127
- YOU KNOW, WE'RE A LITTLE MORE
ORGANIZED THAN YOU REALIZE.

655
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:25,503
- ALL RIGHT,
SO BRING US UP TO DATE.

656
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,500
- A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED
TO KEEP UP WITH THE JONESES

657
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,900
WITH THESE
OVER-THE-TOP PARTIES.

658
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,900
- OKAY, WE'RE DOING IT
AT THE HOUSE, THAT'S ALL--

659
00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:33,130
- WE ALREADY HAVE THE DATE.
- YEAH.

660
00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,503
- SOPHIA WANTS IT AT THE HOUSE.
WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.

661
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,300
- LIKE, ALEXIA'S BAT MITZVAH,
I THOUGHT--

662
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,200
I MEAN, WAS THAT AMAZ--
WAS THAT PERFECT?

663
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,370
- YEAH, I LOVED MINE.

664
00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:40,967
- JUST THE OTHER DAY,
SHE KIND OF ASKED ME

665
00:24:40,967 --> 00:24:42,867
IF THE BUDGET WAS OKAY
FOR THE BAT MITZVAH,

666
00:24:42,867 --> 00:24:44,227
AND I ASKED HER
IF I HAD A CHOICE.

667
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:46,303
- PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN
HAVE GOTTEN SO OUT OF CONTROL

668
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,830
WITH THE BAT MITZVAHS AND
BAR MITZVAHS, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

669
00:24:48,834 --> 00:24:52,274
IT'S CRAZY.
CRAZY.

670
00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,326
- CIRCUSES.

671
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,433
- BIG SINGERS,
WHERE THEY PAY

672
00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:56,033
A MILLION DOLLARS
FOR THEIR APPEARANCE.

673
00:24:56,033 --> 00:24:57,333
- MULTIPLE EVENTS.

674
00:24:57,333 --> 00:24:59,133
- MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR PARTIES.

675
00:24:59,133 --> 00:25:00,503
- RENTING OUT MUSEUMS.

676
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,830
- I'M NOT THROWING
A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR PARTY

677
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,874
FOR SOPHIA,
BUT IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.

678
00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:07,727
- I'D LIKE MINE TO BE
VERY BIG AND EXTRAVAGANT.

679
00:25:07,734 --> 00:25:08,904
- YOU LIKE PURPLE.
YOUR ROOM'S PURPLE.

680
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:10,300
- YOU WANT TO MAKE IT ELEGANT,
OR MORE PARTY?

681
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,100
- BOTH.

682
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,370
EVERYONE'S INVITED
TO THE PARTY,

683
00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:16,367
BUT NOBODY'S INVITED
TO THE SERVICE.

684
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:20,367
- SO SHE JUST WANTS
THE PRESENTS.

685
00:25:20,367 --> 00:25:22,797
SHABBAT SHALOM!
THANK YOU, GUYS.

686
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,370
- HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?

687
00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,267
- WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES
WE GOTTA...

688
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:30,726
- BUT EVERY--EVERY FAMILY DOES.
- I KNOW, YEAH.

689
00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:31,874
- IT'S--YOU KNOW?

690
00:25:31,867 --> 00:25:34,397
MAYBE YOU AND HER
SHOULD HAVE A COFFEE,

691
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,930
AND JUST THE TWO OF YOU--
- YEAH, I MEAN, THIS IS

692
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,434
A BIG STEP ALREADY.
- YEAH.

693
00:25:37,433 --> 00:25:42,303
- EVEN IF WE--
THIS IS JUST A BIG STEP, AND...

694
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,670
THIS COULD BE ENOUGH
FOR RIGHT NOW.

695
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:45,697
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW.

696
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,970
- UNTIL THE NEXT TIME.
- RIGHT.

697
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:51,397
- YEAH, LET IT SIT
FOR A WHILE.

698
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,730
- HERE, DAD.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

699
00:25:53,734 --> 00:25:55,434
- OH, MY.

700
00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:57,703
THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

701
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:01,870
- I GAVE MY DAD A BIRTHDAY CARD,
AND I JUST SAID, BASICALLY,

702
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:03,927
"I HOPE THAT THINGS
WILL GET BETTER."

703
00:26:03,934 --> 00:26:08,034
- IT WILL.
IT WILL.

704
00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:09,773
- I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

705
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,797
IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HER
THAT YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE.

706
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,130
- AND I'VE--WE GOTTA GET THIS
SORTED OUT. THIS IS--

707
00:26:15,133 --> 00:26:18,973
- I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER MET
ANYBODY AS STUBBORN AS YOU.

708
00:26:18,967 --> 00:26:20,027
LIKE, ALL THAT--

709
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,673
- STUBBORN HAS
ITS GOOD POSITIVES TOO.

710
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,167
- SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

711
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,226
- SHE'S HARDHEADED, SO SHE--
- WELL, SHE GOT THAT FROM YOU.

712
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:30,273
- [laughs] YEAH.
- [laughs]

713
00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:34,266
NO MATTER HOW MUCH A CHILD
DISAPPOINTS YOU,

714
00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:35,926
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
YOU'RE PROUD OF THEM.

715
00:26:35,934 --> 00:26:38,704
YOU LOVE THEM AND YOU'RE PROUD
OF THEIR SUCCESS.

716
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,670
I'M LIKE THAT TOO.
I GOT IT FROM MY MOM, YOU KNOW?

717
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:45,327
STUBBORN, BUT YOU KNOW, THAT'S--
- BUT YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL.

718
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,703
- AND SO IS SHE, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S WHAT'S GOTTEN HER

719
00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:50,670
ON TOP OF--
BACK ON TOP OF HER LIFE.

720
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,700
- AND...
WELCOME TO OUR ROOM.

721
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:09,630
- OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS AMAZING.

722
00:27:09,633 --> 00:27:10,973
- IS THIS HER PLACE?
- COME ON, GIRLS.

723
00:27:10,967 --> 00:27:12,797
- ISN'T IT NICE OUTSIDE?

724
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,770
LOOK AT THAT.
- WHOA, LOOKIT! THE LIGHTS.

725
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:18,097
- LOOK AT THAT, BRANDI.

726
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,100
HOW YOU DOING?

727
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:20,630
- I'M GOOD,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

728
00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:22,073
- [laughs]
HI, MY NAME'S GUY.

729
00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:23,126
- CAN I TAKE MY SHOES OFF?

730
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:24,333
- JUST--JUST--
- MY NAME'S BRANDI.

731
00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,003
- JUST KIDDING, SWEETHEART.

732
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,730
- I KNOW.
- MWAH.

733
00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,574
- STAY HERE AND LET GRANDPA
TALK TO BRANDI.

734
00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:33,227
I THINK THEY'RE HAVING
A LITTLE MOMENT.

735
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:37,203
- WHEN MY HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO TO CALL.

736
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,700
- I'M GLAD I CAME.
I CAME FOR YOUR MOM,

737
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,930
AND I'M GLAD I CAME.

738
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:45,874
AND WE WILL GO FORWARD,
OKAY?

739
00:27:45,867 --> 00:27:47,827
AND THE OUTFIT
LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.

740
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:52,104
- OH, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- I KNOW YOU DO.

741
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,070
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD.
- THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

742
00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:58,026
- I LOVE YOU.
- I KNOW, I LOVE YOU TOO.

743
00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:03,667
- NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF AN ADULT
I HAVE TO ACT LIKE,

744
00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:07,297
I'M STILL SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER.
I STILL NEED MY DAD.

745
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,700
- IT WILL GET BETTER.

746
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,630
IT'LL GET BETTER, OKAY?

747
00:28:13,633 --> 00:28:15,003
- [sighs]

748
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,570
THAT WAS...
IT WAS IMPORTANT.

749
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,567
IT WAS GOOD.

750
00:28:32,033 --> 00:28:33,273
- COMING UP...

751
00:28:33,266 --> 00:28:36,066
- NOBODY CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
IN THE RING LIKE THIS.

752
00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:37,166
- [grunts]
- OH!

753
00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,926
[laughter]
- OH, YEAH!

754
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:58,167
- WHOA.
GOOD JOB THERE.

755
00:28:58,166 --> 00:28:59,966
- HELLO. HI, ARE YOU TAMARA?
- HI. I AM.

756
00:28:59,967 --> 00:29:01,627
- HI, I'M JOYCE. JOYCE.
- YOU'RE JOYCE.

757
00:29:01,633 --> 00:29:02,833
NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU SO M--

758
00:29:02,834 --> 00:29:04,534
I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M WELL.

759
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:07,073
LARS, THIS IS JOYCE.
- HI, LARS.

760
00:29:07,066 --> 00:29:08,826
- HI, JOYCE.
- HI.

761
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,174
- HI, LARS, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

762
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,196
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

763
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,930
I THINK
I'M A NATURAL FIGHTER.

764
00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:14,674
I JUST WANT TO KNOW
THE PROPER TECHNIQUES

765
00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:16,067
TO TAKE ON A 300-POUND MAN.

766
00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:18,626
I WANT YOU GUYS TO TEACH
MY GIRLFRIENDS AND I

767
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:19,633
TO BE EMPOWERED.

768
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:20,833
I KNOW I CAN JUST PUNCH

769
00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:23,074
AND SCRATCH AND KICK SOME ASS.
- YEAH.

770
00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:24,796
- BUT YOU ALWAYS FEEL BETTER
IF YOU GO

771
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,630
FOR THE KEY PLACES.
- TRUE.

772
00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,073
- I NEVER KNEW
THAT HOME INVASIONS

773
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,896
WERE AS COMMON AS THEY ARE.

774
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,470
I WANT TO KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T JUST NEED A GUN.

775
00:29:32,467 --> 00:29:34,827
YOU CAN DEFEND YOURSELF TOO
AS A STRONG WOMAN.

776
00:29:34,834 --> 00:29:36,204
- SO WHAT WE'RE THINKING
IS MAYBE DO

777
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,800
A LITTLE BIT ON THE MAT.
- YES.

778
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,930
- THAT'S KIND OF--'CAUSE
IT'S A SOFTER PADDING FOR THEM.

779
00:29:39,934 --> 00:29:41,204
- UH-HUH.
- AND THEN ACTUALLY

780
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,630
MOVE MORE TO THE RING,

781
00:29:42,633 --> 00:29:44,433
AND THAT'S TEACHING
A LITTLE BIT OF STRIKING.

782
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:45,733
I DON'T WANT TO GET
TOO TECHNICAL,

783
00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:47,934
BUT I WANT THEM TO STILL FEEL--
LIKE YOU SAID, EMPOWERED,

784
00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:50,204
SO THEY ARE ABLE TO STRIKE
IF THEY NEED TO, YOU KNOW?

785
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,200
- HELLO.
- IS THIS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?

786
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,930
- HI, YES.
- HI, I'M BRANDI.

787
00:29:52,934 --> 00:29:54,034
- HI, BRANDI.
I'M TAMARA, NICE TO MEET YOU.

788
00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:55,173
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- THIS IS LARS.

789
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,196
- HI, NICE TO SEE YOU, HONEY.
- HI, LARS.

790
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,200
NICE TO MEET YOU.
- OH, YES, YOU'RE VERY SWEATY.

791
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,530
LET'S NOT HUG.
- [laughs]

792
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,033
- JOYCE AND I ARE NOT
THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

793
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,533
IT'S NOT LIKE
I'M GONNA GO TELL HER

794
00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,073
MY DEEP, DARK DAD SECRETS,

795
00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:05,166
BUT YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING

796
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,996
TO GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE
AND PLAY NICE.

797
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,100
- HI, GIRLS.
- WATCHES OFF.

798
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,930
- HI!
- HI!

799
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,434
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH! HOW ARE YOU, HUH?

800
00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:15,973
GIRLS BONDING
AND EXERCISING TOGETHER.

801
00:30:15,967 --> 00:30:17,097
- GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? GOOD?

802
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,670
- GOOD, HI.
- HI, LARS. NICE TO MEET YOU.

803
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:19,897
- YOLANDA.
HOW ARE YOU?

804
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:21,930
I NEED A LITTLE SELF DEFENSE
SOMETIMES.

805
00:30:21,934 --> 00:30:23,604
THE WEEK THAT GIGI WAS BORN,

806
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,800
I WAS NAKED IN MY BEDROOM,
BREASTFEEDING,

807
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,170
AND AN INTRUDER CAME
INTO THE DOUBLE DOOR

808
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,596
OF MY BEDROOM WITH A GUN.

809
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,830
WE LOOKED FOR A MOMENT,
AND HE TURNED AROUND AND RAN,

810
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:38,034
AND I WENT TO MY MOM'S ROOM,
GAVE THE BABY,

811
00:30:38,033 --> 00:30:40,073
THREW ON A SHIRT
AND STARTED RUNNING AFTER HIM.

812
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:43,626
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HAD
GOTTEN MY HANDS ON THAT GUY,

813
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,073
I WOULD HAVE MADE MASHED POTATO
OUT OF HIM, FOR SURE.

814
00:30:46,066 --> 00:30:48,026
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
JAB. THAT'S IT.

815
00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:50,373
UPPERCUT. YOUR HAND.
AND THE HOOK. THAT'S IT.

816
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:53,927
- DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY KIDS,
BECAUSE I WILL KILL YOU.

817
00:30:53,934 --> 00:30:55,604
- BAM!
- HI.

818
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,070
HI.

819
00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,396
I AM VERY, VERY STRONG.

820
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,430
WITH MY...POWER,

821
00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,873
IN THIS CLASS,
NOBODY'S GONNA MESS WITH ME.

822
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:07,867
BAM.

823
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,797
- CARLTON!
- [squeals and laughs]

824
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:10,730
LIKE--

825
00:31:10,734 --> 00:31:12,434
- ARE YOU READY?
- YES.

826
00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:14,933
- I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS
A CHANCE TO CHOKE ME.

827
00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:16,534
- HUH?

828
00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:18,573
- TO REALLY SEE HOW EASY IT IS
TO CHOKE SOMEONE OUT,

829
00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,027
SO YOU UNDERSTAND.

830
00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,633
IF YOU GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
BEHIND ME...

831
00:31:21,633 --> 00:31:23,033
- OKAY.
- THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

832
00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:24,433
- A FIVE-YEAR-OLD PERSON
CAN DO THIS TO AN ADULT.

833
00:31:24,433 --> 00:31:26,633
SAY THAT SOMEONE
ATTACKS YOUR HUSBAND,

834
00:31:26,633 --> 00:31:28,403
HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT,
YOU COULD DEFINITELY

835
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,330
JUMP ON THE BACK
AND CHOKE THAT PERPETRATOR OUT

836
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,633
IN FOUR, MAYBE FIVE SECONDS.

837
00:31:32,633 --> 00:31:34,673
AND THE MORE HE STRUGGLES,
THE FASTER HE WILL GO OUT.

838
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,427
NOW, I'VE NEVER
SHOWED THIS TO TAM,

839
00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:37,833
AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE
HOW EASY IT IS.

840
00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,674
SHE'S JUST GOTTA SQUEEZE
THOSE TWO ARMS TOGETHER.

841
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,627
[voice squeezed] HEAR MY VOICE?
LOOK AT MY COLOR CHANGING.

842
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,903
AND WHEN I TAP,
STOP IMMEDIATELY WHEN I TAP.

843
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,530
I WOULD GO OUT THERE, ABOUT
ONE SECOND AWAY FROM GOING OUT.

844
00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:50,403
- I DON'T THINK YOU
WANT TO TEACH THESE WOMEN

845
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,330
HOW TO DO THIS.

846
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,573
YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF
AND ALL OF US IN DANGER NOW.

847
00:31:55,567 --> 00:31:57,627
- HELLO.
- SHE'S ENJOYING THIS.

848
00:31:57,633 --> 00:32:00,373
SHE'S ENJOYING THIS.
- OH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

849
00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:03,297
[overlapping chatter]

850
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,370
- LOOK AT YOU, SEX BOMB.
- DON'T PULL BACK.

851
00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:05,567
JUST SQUEEZE TOGETHER
LIKE A SNAKE.

852
00:32:05,567 --> 00:32:07,397
- WERE YOU TRYING
TO GET ATTACKED?

853
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,970
- EXACTLY.

854
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,767
- OH, YOU HAVE
TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF.

855
00:32:10,767 --> 00:32:13,797
- THAT'S A LOT OF BOOBY
FOR A SELF DEFENSE CLASS.

856
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,530
- COME ON. AND WHEN I TAP,
LET GO, 'CAUSE YOU WILL KILL ME.

857
00:32:17,533 --> 00:32:19,673
- THAT'S THE PERFECT VIEW.
[laughter]

858
00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:20,827
- LIKE THAT?
- YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW--

859
00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:22,274
[squeezed]
CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE?

860
00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:24,026
I MEAN, I'M NOT FAKING IT NOW.
I'M TAPPING OUT.

861
00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:26,773
- WHEN SOMEBODY TAPS,
IT'S LIKE, KEEP GOING, RIGHT?

862
00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:28,627
- HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING!
[all yelling]

863
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:29,973
LET GO.
[all yelling]

864
00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:33,367
- OH.
[laughter]

865
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,497
I MEAN,
IF HE DIDN'T WANT IT,

866
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,770
HE SHOULD'VE
PULLED MY HAND AWAY.

867
00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,927
- THAT WAS VERY CLOSE
TO MY PERFECT ENDING.

868
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:39,304
[laughs]

869
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,430
- I THINK HE LIKED IT.

870
00:32:40,433 --> 00:32:42,033
- THANK YOU.
- SORRY.

871
00:32:42,033 --> 00:32:43,373
[both laughing]
- IT'S OKAY.

872
00:32:46,934 --> 00:32:49,004
COMING OUT FROM THE SUPERMARKET,
WHEN YOU'RE LEANING OVER

873
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,600
IN THE CAR, YOU OPEN THE DOOR,
YOU'RE LEAST EXPECTING ANYTHING,

874
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,830
'CAUSE YOU'RE BUSY
PUTTING YOUR FOOD IN

875
00:32:52,834 --> 00:32:55,334
OR WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE,
YOU GET A PUSH IN YOUR BACK.

876
00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:56,433
- LISA'S NEVER BEEN
TO THE MARKET.

877
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,533
[laughter]

878
00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,673
- WHERE IS IT?
CAN YOU GIVE ME DIRECTIONS?

879
00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:03,767
- I ALWAYS HEARD, YOU KNOW,
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS.

880
00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:05,327
- AND I WOULD NOT
PUNCH ON THE NUTS.

881
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,003
I WOULD GRAB THE NUTS
AS HARD AS I CAN...

882
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,370
- RIP THEM OFF.
- AND JUST CRUSH.

883
00:33:08,367 --> 00:33:09,627
- TWIST 'EM OFF.
- BECAUSE WHEN YOU PUNCH

884
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,233
SOMETHING, I DON'T FEEL--
NOW, I FEEL THE PAIN,

885
00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,403
BUT IT'S COMING SLOWLY.

886
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,500
YOU GRAB SOMETHING,
YOU INCREASE THE PAIN--

887
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,230
- CAN WE TRY?
[laughter]

888
00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,233
- I KNEW THIS IS GONNA
GO THERE, BUT--

889
00:33:19,233 --> 00:33:20,873
ALL RIGHT, SO YOU WANT TO DO
A LITTLE BIT OF BOXING?

890
00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:22,327
SHOULD WE GO IN THE RING
A LITTLE BIT?

891
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,433
- YOU GUYS READY?

892
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,230
- JAB, UPPERCUT, HOOK,
AND CROSS.

893
00:33:29,233 --> 00:33:30,533
YOU DO IT RIGHT,
THE FOURTH PUNCH

894
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:31,733
IS GONNA BE
THE MOST POWERFUL.

895
00:33:31,734 --> 00:33:35,204
SO...ONE, HUH, HUH, HUH!

896
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,230
THAT'S THE KILLER.

897
00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,233
- JAB, JAB.
- SOMEONE WANTS TO STEP IN

898
00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:38,773
AND TRY?
- I WANT TO FIGHT LARS.

899
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,967
I'D BE LYING IF I SAID
I'D NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT.

900
00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:43,297
- BLOCK THE BODY SHOTS.

901
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,970
- I'M NOT GOING FOR HIS NUTS.
- OKAY.

902
00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:46,827
WELL, YOU SHOULD.
- [laughs]

903
00:33:46,834 --> 00:33:49,774
THE LAST PHYSICAL FIGHT
I WAS INVOLVED IN,

904
00:33:49,767 --> 00:33:52,597
I WAS IN A GYM,
AND THIS WOMAN BUMPED INTO ME.

905
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,770
- THAT'S IT!

906
00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:55,397
- AND THIS WOMAN
IS LITERALLY RUNNING AT ME

907
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,730
WITH HER ARMS SWINGING
LIKE A BLOODY WINDMILL.

908
00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:58,774
- HERE WE GO.

909
00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,227
- AND I BOPPED HER
IN THE FACE.

910
00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:03,573
BUT I DO NOT LIKE VIOLENCE.
I REALLY DON'T.

911
00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:05,627
- [grunts] AND NOW,
WE'RE GONNA GO THE SECOND HAND.

912
00:34:05,633 --> 00:34:06,903
WE'RE GONNA GO UPPERCUT.
- I THINK I BROKE A NAIL.

913
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,300
[laughs]

914
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,700
- I THINK IF I RAN
ACROSS CARLTON IN A DARK ALLEY,

915
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,430
I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE
RIGHT NOW.

916
00:34:13,867 --> 00:34:15,597
- THAT'S IT.
WORK WITH THE PADS HERE.

917
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,600
AND AGAIN.
- OKAY. [laughs]

918
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,930
I DO HAVE A LOT OF STRENGTH,

919
00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:22,734
AND I DO PACK
A GOOD [bleep] PUNCH.

920
00:34:22,734 --> 00:34:25,574
[cheers and applause]

921
00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,567
- YOU SEE, LIKE--IT'S, LIKE,
SMOKE COMING OUT OF THERE.

922
00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:28,827
ONE MORE, ONE MORE.

923
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,874
- NOBODY CAN TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
IN THE RING LIKE THIS.

924
00:34:31,867 --> 00:34:33,197
[laughs]
- OKAY.

925
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,600
- OKAY, AND THE GLOVES ARE OFF.
- ALL RIGHT.

926
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,330
- GIVE ME THE BIG DIAMOND.

927
00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,303
- YOU GO TO YOUR CORNER.
YOU GUYS BEHAVE.

928
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,370
[bell dings]
[laughter]

929
00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:42,527
OKAY, READY?

930
00:34:42,533 --> 00:34:43,803
[laughter]

931
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,500
- SHE'S GONNA KILL YOU
WITH THE BOOBIES.

932
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,770
- WHAT DO THEY WANT ME
TO COME IN, LIKE, A BALL GOWN?

933
00:34:48,767 --> 00:34:50,727
WHOOP-DEE-DO!
- RIGHT HERE.

934
00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:51,734
- COME ON.
- OH!

935
00:34:51,734 --> 00:34:55,474
[laughter]
- OH, YES! YES!

936
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,467
- HE SEEMED
A LITTLE DISTRACTED.

937
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,570
- AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

938
00:35:00,567 --> 00:35:02,597
[all cheering]

939
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,500
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S PAIR UP A LITTLE BIT.

940
00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:09,727
- OUCH! [bleep]!
KIM!

941
00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:11,734
OH, STOP!
[laughs]

942
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:12,734
WAIT, EW!
SMELL MY HAND.

943
00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:13,734
- EW.
- SMELL IT.

944
00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:14,874
- SO WHO BEATS WHO?

945
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,597
WHO WOULD WIN IF YOU GUYS
WENT AT IT?

946
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,700
- WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

947
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,600
MY SISTER WOULD, LIKE,
HOLD ME DOWN.

948
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,870
- "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS
WHAT SHE USED TO DO AS A CHILD."

949
00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:25,127
- DANGLE THINGS
AND TICKLE ME AND STUFF.

950
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,833
- GET BACK.
GET BACK.

951
00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,204
- I WAS THE BITER.
SHE WAS THE SCRATCHER.

952
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
- UPPERCUT.

953
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,630
GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF
WITH THIS GIRL.

954
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,173
- [laughs]
- WHAT'S MY NAME?

955
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,466
- ROLLING STONE.

956
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,297
- MINE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS.
[laughs]

957
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:41,200
- NOT A CHANCE, BABY.
- [laughs]

958
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,100
- KIM VERSUS KYLE?

959
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,200
I FEEL LIKE THEY'D
JUST GO TO THE DEATH.

960
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,730
[chuckles]
I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD WIN.

961
00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:49,204
- KICK HER ASS
BEFORE SHE KICKS YOUR ASS.

962
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,830
- I WILL.
- KIM, DO NOT KICK ME

963
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:52,304
IN THE PENIS, IT HURTS.
- OH.

964
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,670
- THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

965
00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:54,667
[bell dings]
- ALL RIGHT.

966
00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,597
- YEAH.
- OH, WAIT, WE'RE--

967
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,830
- OH, SEE, THIS IS WHAT SHE DID
WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.

968
00:35:57,834 --> 00:36:01,404
IT'S SO ANNOYING!
- OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!

969
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,500
- OH!
- YOU'VE GOT HER, KIM.

970
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,300
- GO, KYLE!

971
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:05,370
- OOH.
- GET OUT OF THE CORNER!

972
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,167
- OH! GET OUT OF--

973
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,266
- HEY! LOOK WHAT SHE'S
DOING TO ME!

974
00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:10,566
[shouts]
- ON THE GROUND.

975
00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:12,027
- THIS IS THE SIDE
YOU DON'T SEE.

976
00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,433
- ON THE GROUND.
- THIS IS THE KIM--

977
00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:16,303
- YES.
- NICE!

978
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,570
- EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
- YOU'RE SUCH-

979
00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:19,567
[laughter]

980
00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,597
- YEAH, KIM!
[laughs]

981
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,730
- [screams]

982
00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:25,374
- [grunts]
- OH, MY GOD!

983
00:36:25,367 --> 00:36:27,567
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- [panting]

984
00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:31,097
- I LET YOU HAVE THAT.
- AND...TIME.

985
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,570
- KYLE WOUND UP ON TOP.
IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING

986
00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,727
IF YOU LOOK AT LIFE IN GENERAL
FOR THEM.

987
00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:37,634
- SHE JUST NEEDS TO KNOW
WHO'S THE BOSS.

988
00:36:37,633 --> 00:36:40,673
- JUST ANOTHER DAY IN
THE RICHARDS SISTER HOUSEHOLD.

989
00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:42,567
- WE'RE GONNA GO
ONE FOR THE JAB...

990
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:44,467
BAM, AND THEN BAM.
- SO ONE, TWO...

991
00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:46,097
- THEN YOU GOTTA STEP IN--

992
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,430
THAT'S IT.

993
00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,373
HUH, HUH, AND THEN--
THAT'S IT.

994
00:36:49,367 --> 00:36:50,497
- [screams]
- GOOD.

995
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,030
[women cheering]
- GO, B!

996
00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:53,533
- SECOND TIME.
SO ONE, TWO--

997
00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,303
AH, AH. AH.
[chuckles]

998
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,670
- I WANT TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE.
- I KNOW YOU DO.

999
00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,527
GO ON, HIT ME IN THE FACE.
- HOLD ON, MY HAIR.

1000
00:36:58,533 --> 00:37:00,103
[gasps]
all: OH!

1001
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,100
OH.
- OH, BRAN.

1002
00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:04,430
- IT'S OKAY.
- OH. NO, I HUR--I--HE--

1003
00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,173
I HIT HIS HEAD.
- I HEARD THE SOUND.

1004
00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,696
- I DIDN'T WANT TO BE, LIKE,
ONE OF THE WHINEY BRATS,

1005
00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:12,400
BUT MY HAND IS KILLING ME.

1006
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,430
I'M DONE.
I FEEL BAD.

1007
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,373
I JUST FELT
YOUR BONE IN YOUR HEAD,

1008
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:17,367
AND I FELT BAD.
- YEAH.

1009
00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:19,627
- OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA DIE.

1010
00:37:19,633 --> 00:37:22,373
- WOW.

1011
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,567
- TO SUM IT UP, YOU JUST
HAVE TO DARE TO ENGAGE,

1012
00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,567
AND YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY
PRACTICE THAT TO DARE THAT.

1013
00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:30,167
IT'S A VERY UNNATURAL THING
TO DO.

1014
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:34,096
- STOPPING RIGHT THERE, I WANT
YOU TO BE A LITTLE BIT AWARE,

1015
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:36,170
AND I HOPE--THAT'S THE MESSAGE
THAT I HOPE I CAN BRING ACROSS.

1016
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,396
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COMING HERE.

1017
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400
[cheers and applause]
FROM TAMARA, FORTUNE GYM,

1018
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,300
ALL OF US.
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

1019
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,370
- JOYCE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT A GREAT DAY.

1020
00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:46,467
- I'M GLAD YOU GUYS HAD FUN.
- OH, MY GOD.

1021
00:37:46,467 --> 00:37:48,027
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE'RE TOGETHER

1022
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,333
AND FIGHTING IS INVOLVED,
BUT WE'RE ALL LEAVING HAPPY,

1023
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,273
SO I THINK IT WAS A GOOD DAY.

1024
00:37:52,266 --> 00:37:54,396
- GIRLS, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
I HOPE YOU HAD FUN.

1025
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,300
- FUN, FUN.
- THANK YOU, JOYCE.

1026
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,400
LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
- OKAY.

1027
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,700
- I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO ALL
STINKY AND SWEATY, BUT OH, WELL.

1028
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,070
- MY HAND'S SWELLING NOW.
WE'RE ALL HURT.

1029
00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:06,166
THIS YEAR HAS BEEN
A REALLY ROCKY ROAD FOR ME.

1030
00:38:06,166 --> 00:38:08,366
EVERY GOOD THING THAT HAPPENS,
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

1031
00:38:08,367 --> 00:38:10,997
MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD,
I BREAK MY HAND.

1032
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,700
IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE.

1033
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,030
- YOU THINK YOU REALLY HURT
YOUR HAND? SERIOUSLY?

1034
00:38:15,033 --> 00:38:17,173
- WELL, I MEAN,
IT DIDN'T HURT AT THE TIME,

1035
00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:18,326
BUT NOW IT'S HURTING, YES.

1036
00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:20,103
IT HAPPENED...
[imitates punching] LIKE THAT.

1037
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,330
I JUST THREW IT.

1038
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,203
OW, THAT HURT MY HAND.
[laughs]

1039
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,170
- YOU THINK YOU'VE BROKEN IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.

1040
00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:29,203
- COMING UP...

1041
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,400
- WHAT IS THAT?
- FOR ME?

1042
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,030
- YEAH.
- OH, THANK YOU.

1043
00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:34,603
- [British accent]
WHERE'S MY CARD?

1044
00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,166
- I'M GONNA KICK
YOUR LITTLE ASS.

1045
00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:41,166
- YOLANDA...

1046
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,266
- AH!

1047
00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:43,566
- I THINK SHE'S
A LITTLE FREAKY.

1048
00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:45,297
- OKAY, YOU CHOKE, I WHIP.
- YES, DONE.

1049
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,400
- [laughs]
- THIS IS A SELF DEFENSE CLASS,

1050
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,630
NOT A SEX ED CLASS.
- IT'S--OH.

1051
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:49,903
ALL RIGHT.

1052
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:51,500
HIYA! HUH!

1053
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,030
- I BET YOU LIKE THIS, YOLANDA.
[laughs]

1054
00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:55,133
- SHH.
YOU BETTER BE NICE,

1055
00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,403
BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO REALLY DO IT.

1056
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,100
- I DON'T THINK I'LL PRACTICE
MY CHOKING WITH YOLANDA.

1057
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,200
I THINK I'LL PASS.
IT'S NOT FOR ME.

1058
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,630
- WHOO!
- CHOKE HIM OUT!

1059
00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,403
- TOO TIGHT ON HIS NECK,
YOLANDA.

1060
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,100
- HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO THIS.
HE SAID--

1061
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:10,400
- NO, STOP! NO!
THAT'S TOO TIGHT, YOLANDA.

1062
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,130
- STRONGER, STRONG--
MORE, MORE, MORE.

1063
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:13,373
TAP, TAP, MORE, MORE.

1064
00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:15,467
- TAP, TAP.
- [screams]

1065
00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:17,967
- I THINK I ALMOST
STRANGLED HIM.

1066
00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:20,027
WAS IT GOOD?
- THAT WAS ACTUALLY PERFECT.

1067
00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:21,233
- I DON'T THINK YOLANDA
UNDERSTANDS

1068
00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,403
THE MEANING OF "SAFE WORD."

1069
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,170
UH, UH.

1070
00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:26,126
- TAP, TAP, MORE, MORE.

1071
00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,403
- I'M FINE.
- [laughs] COME ON.

1072
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,500
LET'S GO, YEAH.

1073
00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:36,873
- SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'VE
REALLY HURT YOUR HAND,

1074
00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:37,927
WE SHOULD GO AND CHECK IT OUT.

1075
00:39:37,934 --> 00:39:40,034
- I--BABE, I'M FINE.
- HUH? WHAT?

1076
00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:42,903
REALLY? WHY HAVE YOU GOT
AN ICE PACK AROUND IT THEN?

1077
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,070
- BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT THE SWELLING GOES DOWN.

1078
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:46,266
- IT IS SWOLLEN.

1079
00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,496
- I'M FINE.
- IT'S NOT FINE.

1080
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:50,130
- YOU GUYS, I'M A BIG GIRL.
- ARE YOU SURE?

1081
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:51,403
- I PROMISE.

1082
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,600
LISA MOTHERS ME SO MUCH,
AND I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.

1083
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,270
I ALREADY HAVE A MOTHER,
AND SHE DOESN'T NAG ME, EVER.

1084
00:39:57,266 --> 00:39:59,396
- I HAVE THIS FOR YOU.
IT'S A LITTLE--LITTLE--

1085
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,970
JUST A LITTLE--
- FOR ME?

1086
00:40:00,967 --> 00:40:02,567
- YEAH.
- OH, THANK YOU.

1087
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,497
- [British accent]
WHERE'S MY CARD?

1088
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,570
- "I'M NOT REALLY A BITCH,
I JUST PLAY ONE IN YOUR LIFE."

1089
00:40:07,567 --> 00:40:09,427
[laughter]

1090
00:40:09,433 --> 00:40:10,933
- I SEE YOU'RE TRYING
TO COZY UP TO BRANDI NOW.

1091
00:40:10,934 --> 00:40:12,104
- [laughs]

1092
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,400
I KNOW SHE'S HAD
A ROUGH MONTH,

1093
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,530
BETWEEN LOSING HER DOG
AND SOME OTHER PERSONAL ISSUES,

1094
00:40:18,533 --> 00:40:22,103
AND I WANTED TO LET HER KNOW
I AM REALLY A FRIEND,

1095
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,870
AND THAT IF SHE NEEDS ME,
I'M HERE.

1096
00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:25,297
- THANK YOU,
THAT'S VERY SWEET.

1097
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,270
- OH, WELL, THAT'S
THE FIRST LIE FOR A START.

1098
00:40:27,266 --> 00:40:28,426
- [laughs]

1099
00:40:28,433 --> 00:40:31,233
OH, SORRY, LISA, COULD YOU MOVE?
- AY-YI-YI.

1100
00:40:37,467 --> 00:40:38,797
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE?
- HEY.

1101
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,530
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHAT ABOUT A BEER?

1102
00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:42,873
WE'RE NOT GOING TO EAT, ARE WE?
I'VE GOT TO GO SOON.

1103
00:40:42,867 --> 00:40:43,867
- I HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING.
- OH, IF YOU--

1104
00:40:43,867 --> 00:40:45,067
CAN'T YOU JUST...
- RELAX?

1105
00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,466
- NOT SAY THAT AND JUST
HAVE SOME FOOD AND DRINK

1106
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:48,527
WITHOUT SAYING THAT?

1107
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:49,933
"I HAVE TO WORK.
I'M BUSY.

1108
00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:50,934
I HAVE TO WORK.
I'M BUSY."

1109
00:40:50,934 --> 00:40:53,134
- NO, BUT UNFORTUNATELY...

1110
00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:54,533
- SO AM I.
WE ALL ARE.

1111
00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:56,973
WE GET IT, YOU'RE BUSY.

1112
00:40:56,967 --> 00:41:00,367
WE'RE ALL SITTING AROUND
ON OUR ASS EATING BONBONS.

1113
00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:01,427
- ANYWAY, CHEERS.

1114
00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,473
- WELL, SHE DOESN'T
HAVE HERS YET,

1115
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:03,527
SO WE'LL WAIT, WE'LL WAIT.

1116
00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:04,833
- WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE DESPERATE.

1117
00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:05,974
- OH, MY GOD.
WELL, I WANTED TO WAIT FOR YOU.

1118
00:41:05,967 --> 00:41:07,227
- NO, IT'S FINE.
- IT'S ALL ABOUT LISA.

1119
00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,733
- RAWR!

1120
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,904
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY COMPETITIVE
WITH EACH OTHER.

1121
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,100
I FEEL LIKE THERE--

1122
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:13,900
LIKE YOU GUYS THINK
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUEEN.

1123
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:16,170
- I-I--
- NO, THAT'S SILLY.

1124
00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:18,966
- THANK YOU.
- WE'RE GOOD, AND THAT'S IT.

1125
00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:20,867
AREN'T WE?
OH, STOP IT.

1126
00:41:20,867 --> 00:41:22,227
- NO, I--
- LOOK HOW TENTATIVE YOU ARE.

1127
00:41:22,233 --> 00:41:24,133
- NO, I'M NOT.
WE ARE GOOD.

1128
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,303
- I LIKE YOU GUYS TOGETHER.
- WE'RE GOOD.

1129
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,830
- AND IF WE'RE NOT,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

1130
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:27,904
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1131
00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:29,130
- IF WE'RE NOT,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

1132
00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:30,873
- OH, HELLO.
IT'S NOT JUST ON YOUR TERMS.

1133
00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,327
IF WE'RE NOT,
I'LL LET <i>YOU </i>KNOW.

1134
00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,333
- OKAY--OOH!
LAST WORD.

1135
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,430
- DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
HAVE SOMEONE LOOK AT HER HAND?

1136
00:41:37,433 --> 00:41:38,973
'CAUSE I'M FEELING GUILTY.

1137
00:41:38,967 --> 00:41:41,067
- SHE WON'T--ANYTHING I TELL HER
TO DO, SHE WON'T LISTEN.

1138
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:42,326
- 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO.

1139
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,703
- I DON'T CARE.

1140
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,130
IF IT'S BROKEN,
YOU NEED TO GET IT SEEN TO.

1141
00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:46,873
- I'M GONNA GO HOME,
I'M GONNA WRAP IT,

1142
00:41:46,867 --> 00:41:48,027
AND I'M GONNA
CHILL WITH THE KIDS.

1143
00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:49,333
- WHAT'S WRAPPING IT--
I'M TELLING YOU,

1144
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,703
IF YOUR HAND'S BROKEN,
YOU NEED TO HAVE IT FIXED.

1145
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:53,070
- IT'S FRACTURED.
WE'RE GOOD.

1146
00:41:53,066 --> 00:41:54,326
- YEAH, NO, IT'S NOT GOOD.

1147
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,903
I CANNOT LET THAT GO

1148
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:58,800
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT MAKING
THE RIGHT DECISION ABOUT THIS.

1149
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,830
I DON'T THINK
IT IS MOTHERING HER.

1150
00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,074
MAYBE THAT'S ME.
I DON'T KNOW.

1151
00:42:03,066 --> 00:42:06,266
I CARE ABOUT EVERYBODY THAT'S
IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE, SORRY.

1152
00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:07,996
- SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
SHE'S A BIG GIRL.

1153
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,030
- I'M FINE.
- BUT YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT.

1154
00:42:10,033 --> 00:42:12,003
- I'M FINE.
- YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE FINE,

1155
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,330
AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT.

1156
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,703
- YOU KNOW,
SHE'S ALWAYS MOMMYING ME.

1157
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:17,030
IT'S, LIKE,
A LITTLE OVERBEARING.

1158
00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,833
LISA LIKES TO POINT OUT
MY WEAKNESSES A LOT

1159
00:42:19,834 --> 00:42:22,204
TO REMIND ME
THAT SHE'S STRONGER THAN ME.

1160
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,370
I'M FINE RIGHT NOW.

1161
00:42:23,367 --> 00:42:24,367
- "I'M FINE"
DOESN'T WORK WITH ME.

1162
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,227
- I'M FINE.

1163
00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:30,773
- LISA.

1164
00:42:30,767 --> 00:42:33,997
NEXT TIME ON <i>THE REAL HOUSEWIVES</i>
<i>OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

1165
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,130
- WHEN YOU HAVE A PARTY,
DO IT RIGHT.

1166
00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:39,273
- <i>UNO! DOS! TRES!</i>

1167
00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,826
WHOO!

1168
00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:43,834
- CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT?
- YEAH, IT'S NOT DONE--

1169
00:42:43,834 --> 00:42:45,774
- IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?

1170
00:42:45,767 --> 00:42:46,967
- REALLY?
- WAIT A MINUTE.

1171
00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:50,227
- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

1172
00:42:50,233 --> 00:42:53,173
- WHAT ARE WEREPUPPIES?
- YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM?

1173
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,726
- OKAY.

1174
00:42:54,734 --> 00:42:56,104
[squeals]

1175
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,970
- SPELLS ONLY GET TO YOU
IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT.

1176
00:42:57,967 --> 00:42:59,267
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
[bleep] YOU.

1177
00:42:59,266 --> 00:43:01,966
WHEN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT,
WATCH OUT.

1178
00:43:03,133 --> 00:43:04,373
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1179
00:43:04,367 --> 00:43:06,097
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