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Mr. Ercolani? Piergallini speaking. Are you already awake?

They made me stay up all night!

On behalf of the company, I am organizing the snow week.

You must help me do a good job, so we'll organize others.

Remember to be on time. We must be at the station 30 minutes earlier.

Alright. See you at the station. Don't worry. Bye.

- Is everything ready? - Just close the suitcase.

- If I wasn't here... - So many things would be better!

There! I'll close the suitcase. We'll be away 7 days, not 70!

She's having a fashion show.

She brought so much stuff!

Darn me! Why did I accept?

A snow week? A horrible week! Darn suitcase!

Hello? Good morning, Mr. Piergallini!

Yes, I'm ready. I'll get my bags and leave.

Pasquarelli, the train won't wait for anyone.

We must be at the station a half hour earlier. See you later.

See you later.

- Hello? - Who is it?

Julius Caesar, someone from the office says the train leaves at 8:30.

He says not to be late.

Alright. I'll tell him.

You see? They called because they're afraid I won't leave.

I'll leave, I'll leave!

When a difficult job comes up, I'm always the one to sacrifice.

I don't even feel like going!

This is Mr. Piergallini speaking.

A good day to you. I remind the blondest woman at Centro Tessil

that the train leaves at 8:30.

Angela left 20 minutes ago.

What time is it? 8:15. I'm late!

- Hi, Sabatini! - Angela, give me the bag.

- The suitcases... - We're all here.

- Hi! - Good morning.

- Give them to me! - Dear, watch the boy.

I am here.

- Sabatini, the suitcases, please. - I pulled a muscle!

- Ercolani, could you... - Well? Did you find the boy?

- Excuse me. Did you find the boy? - I can't see. How can I?

You can't even see a child? How disgusting!

Dad, I'm here!

- The boy! - He's right there!

What're you doing with skis? You're Gustavo Thoeni? Get on!

Mom!

- You take it out on a kid, huh! - He's my son!

- You're not supposed to hit kids! - I'm leaving. What do you want?

You're leaving? Then fuck off!

Stop! Stop!

- Excuse me. Will you help me? - Sure!

Give me the suitcase. The other one too. Get on!

Thank you. Just in time! I would've been sorry to miss

the train going to the snow. - It doesn't snow where we're going.

- Where does this train go? - To Naples.

If getting on the train was tough, it was worse getting off.

Anyway, I joined my colleagues, and we're arriving in Sansicario.

They're all happy, saying, "We'll have a week of fun."

Them! I have other aims. I've no time for this nonsense.

I organized everything to win over Angela, and I can't fail!

I chose the right terrain. I'll make a good impression on Angela.

I am perfectly at home on snow.

- How lovely! - Beautiful.

Angela, careful. It's slippery. I'll lead the way.

- Mr. Piergallini! - I'll be right back!

- Mr. Piergallini... - I wonder what he has to do.

- Come on. - Shall we leave him here?

Breathe. They make us pay for this air. Breathe!

Miss?

Miss, is the sea far from here?

- Don't put your hands on me! - I didn't want...

Are you sure he didn't make fools of us?

- He's not coming. What time is it? - 17 minutes late.

Look at them! Come on. We're ready. Everyone is at the table.

We'll finish the game and join you.

- Tonino, come here. - Dad, I'll go down with you.

No. Go to dinner with Mom. I'm not hungry.

Go on, handsome boy.

- Come. I'll wait for you to eat. - Order "gnocchetti". I'm coming.

- These wives are a nuisance! - Send them away.

Here I am, right on time. The X-hour has begun.

- Let's go! - Relax. We need money.

- 2,000 liras each. - 2,000 liras? Has it increased?

- Here. - For just one turn.

- Let's go. - Follow me.

It's that way. That way.

Further on, filthy pigs!

Back there.

Euphoric!

You look like you've never seen a female!

Which door is it?

Another 1,000 liras each.

Can't I even joke? Relax!

She's right there. It's Mr. Ercolani's turn.

Alright. Look.

- What do you see? - What is she like?

Holy smokes!

- Is she undressing? What's she like? - Completely naked...

Your hair!

Is she still naked? Let's hope she doesn't get dressed.

- Is she undressed? - Yes, yes... naked...

- My Angela! - See? She's naked.

When is your turn over? Finally it's my turn.

She is really naked.

- I've never seen anything like it. - Nature was generous.

Someone is coming!

- Watch out. There isn't much light. - That's all we needed.

Good evening, sir.

- Oh, it's you! Good evening. - It's us.

- You're not going down to dinner? - We're waiting for the elevator.

- Are you coming down with us? - Yes.

- Here it is. - Come.

- There's only room for you. - Thank you. See you downstairs!

Yes!

Let's go!

- He's locked inside! - He must still be waiting.

Julius Caesar, who did you have us see?

Alright, miss.

- Why? - Angela is there so it was her aunt!

- Give me back the 2,000 liras. - Why? Wasn't it a woman?

He always gyps us!

- Alright. So... - So we've agreed.

Good evening.

- Are you having dinner with us? - Sure.

Individual lessons cost 9,500 liras, group ones, 4,000.

- Do you teach the lessons? - Yes.

- I'll reserve for the whole week. - Alright.

I'll see you tomorrow morning at 10 at the ski lift.

- Alright. - Bye. Be on time.

- Here's Angela. - Please, have a seat!

- Thank you. - No.

They are reserved for Mr. Piergallini and Miss Matilde!

- Finally! - Oh, you're already here!

Where else can the wives be? Always present.

The boss created a wall around Angela.

Don't despair. We have a week.

Excuse me, dear. I didn't seen you!

- What's for dinner? - Don't begin. Wait!

Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.

Sir, over there.

Don't take the elevator. It's out of order.

If I hadn't walked down, I'd still be there.

Sir, that way.

- Have a seat. - Thank you.

Thank you.

Sir, they took away the piano.

- Really? - Yes.

- Here! - Thank you.

- Thank you. - It's a pleasure.

Drink.

- Darn it! - What is it, dear?

- It's hot. - The salami is hot?

A lot of stuff is hot, even the salami.

Where did Mr. Piergallini go?

Maybe he is taking a hot bath.

Is this gentleman part of your group?

- Mr. Piergallini! - What did he do?

He slipped and tried to pass the border without a passport.

Where have you been all this time? What happened to you?

- Straight, without ice. - Drink, so it will melt.

What a shame! He broke.

You see?

I must have rung the bell!

Come in.

Here I am, sir!

- Yes, sir? - I'd like to turn the light off.

You're still embarrassed at your age? Come on!

I'll take care of it.

Oh, the hot water bottle. Thank you.

You're even funny! Good. We'll work being cheerful.

Ercolani, it's so lovely!

Teach me to ski, handsome and kind accountant!

But... Let's do something. Wait for me here,

and the hell I'll come back. Is that clear? Don't move.

- I'll wait for you! - I'll be right back!

Ready? Go.

- My pleasure, Pasquarelli. - Get the ski away from my eyes!

A real pleasure. We can all dance together tonight.

Good morning. Tonino, stop it!

We were lucky. It's a lovely day and the snow is marvelous.

- You surely have a lot to do. - Yes, they are busy days.

- If you must go, no problem. - No, don't worry.

Fabio cancelled all his appointments to be with us.

Really? We're glad to hear that.

- Miss Angela! - Bartocci is here!

- He's all we needed! - He is our best client.

- Hello, Bartocci! - Miss, Angela, what a surprise!

You're on the snow too?

You came out of your den. You usually only think about work.

- Please, let's not talk about work. - Good for you, Angela!

Talking about work in these places is sinful. Think about having fun.

Fabio, Mr. Bartocci is our company's client.

- Fabio is the ski instructor. - My pleasure.

It was a real pleasure. Goodbye.

What are you saying? We just met.

Let's go to my modest lodge and drink something.

Yes, how lovely! Piergallini, come on!

- It's at the bottom of the hill. - The two story one, at the curve.

Yes, that one! Follow me. Come on!

- Yes! - Let's go, Piergallini!

Yes, let's go. I need skis, and should know how to use them.

- I brought your skis. - Good for you.

- Here. - Thank you.

- Wasn't Angela there, too? - Yes, she was.

- Where did she go? - She went.

- Where? - Down there, in the lodge.

- Alone? - No.

- With who? - With the ski instructor.

- Were they alone? - No, Bartocci was there too.

Bartocci, the rich man, full of money.

Yes, that one.

- He's tanned. - Yeah, it's sunny!

You didn't go?

No, I didn't feel like it.

- You sent Angela by herself? - Yes, in the lodge by herself.

- I see. And you didn't go. - I didn't go.

- Why not? - What do you care?

Help!

- Isn't that Mr. Piergallini? - Yes, it is.

- Wow! He's speeding! - Yes, he is.

- Why don't you go? - I'll go later, calmly.

Bravo, Dad!

Help me! How do I stop?

Make way!

Help!

Move!

Make way!

Go fuck off!

Will you help me, please?

Well?

My pleasure, I'm Piergallini.

Where are you?

Adele was here. She asked me to help her.

I raised the fur and she disappeared. Understand?

- Where are you taking me? - To have a coffee!

She disappeared too!

- Five and two makes seven. - Excuse me!

- I scored! - I didn't, my husband is here!

- This lodge is lovely. - It's something simple.

I'm proud of this trophy. I captured the eagle on the Himalayas.

- It's magnificent. - A royal eagle?

Is anyone stopping us?

Here are other trophies. I hunted them everywhere.

- You travelled a lot. - Yes, I like to travel.

How do the brakes work?

This is a unique example of a chamois, marvelous.

Help!

This is an empty wall.

I still haven't found two heads that I like.

- Good night, Dad. - Good night, dear.

- Did you wash your hands? Go on. - I washed them yesterday!

Come on, I'm tired and want to go to bed.

Have the maid bring you a bottle of mineral water right away!

Yes, madam! Give me time to ring. What the heck!

- Here I am, sir. - Who are you?

- Orchid, the maid. - What are you doing?

- Getting undressed. You rang. - If I ring, you get undressed?

- Yes. Do you mind? Let's do it. - It's not possible.

- Why not? - My wife is here. My mother!

My mother is an old lady. She can't see such things.

Go away. Later, later! Don't get dressed.

My gosh! A bottle of mineral water, please!

Yes, sir. How do you want it? Sparkling or still?

Bring it sparkling.

Mom, Dad is talking to himself!

Bring it right away.

My gosh! My gosh! I ring and she shows up like that.

If my wife saw her...

- Good morning. For Solvay. - You must get your ticket there.

Thank you.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- A ticket for Solvay. - 1,500 liras.

- Is it available? - Come, come.

Sorry to disturb you. When is this bus leaving?

- Hi, Angela! - Hi!

- Are you coming up? - Yes, later.

- Watch out. There's a lot of ice. - Don't worry. Bye!

- Dad, make way! - Yes, I saw him.

- Go slowly! Easy! - What are you doing here?

Look at the boy. I forgot cigarettes in my case.

Don't move. Watch where he goes.

Tonino! Come back up.

Listen, you animal!

What did you say?

Detain my wife a minute. I have to go down there.

Your wife? 5,000 liras.

5,000 liras? You think she's a slut?

You're always looking for money! Go on. I'll show you!

- Hold on to the rope. - Alright, Mom!

Madam...

Your husband said you must give me 5,000 liras.

I'd never seen a tennis match on the snow.

- Do you mind if we talk a bit? - Are you kidding? Certainly not!

It's so lovely up here! At least it's what they say.

It makes you want to become friends right away.

A true, sincere friendship that can last a lifetime.

May I offer you something at the cafe?

- The cafe? Thank you! - Come, come.

May we have two coffees, please?

- Angela, I am here! - Hi!

- Come, madam. - I don't want to come.

- Come see the snow. - The boy...

Forget about him. He's playing.

Come up. With 5,000 liras I'll take you on top.

- The boy... - Come on!

Believe me, Miss Matilde...

We don't always choose the right woman in a marriage.

At first everything seems easy, but as they say...

Life begins at forty.

Why are you telling me this, Enzo?

Miss Matilde, excuse me, but...

- I find myself in a situation... - I find myself in a situation too.

My hand... You're squeezing it too hard.

- I'm so sorry! - Where are you going?

Mom said to pick you up!

We were talking so well.

There! You're perfect like that!

You know that on the snow your eyes become lighter?

- Did I say something wrong? - I wasn't expecting it.

Who knows how many people have told you!

I wasn't expecting it from you.

You see, Angela...

Mr. Piergallini, don't get too close.

Our colleagues are looking at us. Who knows what they may think!

What can they think? You never look at me at the office.

- But you do! - Yes, but you never noticed.

I was told.

Listen... Would you go out with me this evening?

- Yes, if after you take me dancing. - Sure. We'll go to a lovely place.

Let's make sure the others don't find out.

- OK. Shall we go? Are you ready? - Very ready, Angela!

- Here I am! - Come on!

- Did you hurt yourself? - It's nothing. I do it on purpose.

I fall to try the snow. I'm standing up again! The snow is fresh today.

Our colleagues! Shall we take a group photo?

- Yes, let's do it! - Guys!

Come. We'll take a photo of us all. Group together.

Get closer.

Come on, guys. Get closer!

A bit more!

- Come on! - Be careful!

More. Alright, I'll back up.

Guys, hold still. Look here!

Smile! Come on!

More. I'll back up.

Delinquent!

I said I had a headache.

I managed to get away, too. We'll have the evening to ourselves!

It will be fun.

- It jerks, huh? - It's a rough sea!

I remember when I was on a sailboat once with my friends.

A big wave raised the bow, and I...

Piergallini, where are you going? We're going dancing!

- Please... - Thank you.

You'll have a lot of fun here. It's quite a chic place.

- I am very happy! - I'll pay the driver. How much?

- 100,000 liras. - It costs nothing! Good evening.

- Why aren't you going inside? - I couldn't see you.

Then why don't we go inside? It's cold outside.

- Let's go inside. - Please.

- There they are! - Oh... Good evening.

- We're here, Piergallini! - We have to go now.

Please.

I told you we were coming. Here they are!

- Good evening. - Good evening.

Mr. Piergallini, come here! We'll squeeze!

Mr. Piergallini, come here!

- Do you like it here? - Yes, it's very nice.

- A drink? Whiskey? - Yes, but not too much, thank you.

Thank you.

Dear Ercolani!

- How's it going? - Fine. We are together again!

- What made you come here? - You look lovely tonight.

- Some whiskey, sir? - Thank you.

Here.

It doesn't taste like anything.

- May I dance with your wife? - Yes, go ahead!

Dance! I'll see you tomorrow, calmly.

- Let's dance, Mr. Piergallini. - Excuse me, but I've a headache.

Poor thing!

Shall we dance?

No. Let me dance.

- I am tired... - One!

- The next one. - One.

I'll see you next year.

- You don't like dancing, Ercolani? - Yes, but with you.

Shall we dance?

Nothing doing. You think she'd dance with you?

- Miss, will you dance? - Yes. It could be fun.

Thank you.

I lost the bus because of you.

- Who said to wait for me? - Should I have left you alone?

Yes, you must! In fact, pretend I don't exist.

Alright, as you wish. Let's hurry or we won't see anything.

We can't see anything from there. We could've joined the others.

Before we go around the dance floor, it'll be night time.

In fact, it's better from the top. We can see the start from there.

Thank you.

Stop! If we go down, who will get us?

- You're right. - Look at that descent!

Go on!

Bravo!

Great performance! Who convinced you to do this dangerous profession?

I wish I knew who that son of a bitch was!

Sorry, but my wife hides everything. I couldn't find my sweater.

We've been waiting an hour.

- Play! - Let's play!

Men are softies nowadays. They only care about playing cards!

They don't have the sparkle that we women have.

They have no initiative. It's as if we didn't exist!

You're right, miss. It's the same thing in the office.

Never a kind gesture or a nice word.

You think it's different at home?

My husband is always tired. He falls asleep right when he goes to bed.

Right away? Poor woman!

Maybe it's our fault. We don't know how to deal with them.

- We don't know how to shake them! - You know how, don't you?

Well, I try.

The ace is still here, sir.

- I see it. - No tricks among colleagues.

One card is here, the other, there. The other there. Where is the ace?

It's here!

- You lost. - Here is the 2,000 liras.

Perk up! This time you'll be lucky.

This is still the ace. We don't steal money from friends.

- This is still the ace. - I see it!

Card wins, card loses. Where is the ace?

This time... it's here!

You lost again. Shall we do it again, sir?

- Perk up! - Here is 2,000 liras.

Excuse me! I forgot something in my room.

First we waited for him, and now we must wait for you?

- The ace is still here! See the ace? - I see it!

Card wins, card loses. Where is the ace?

Give me the key to your room.

- 2,000. - 2,000?

- You lost again. - We are even.

Why?

Darn it!

Darn it? You won again.

I should say "Darn it".

I was saying it for you. It's very simple.

- Shall we play another game? - Yes.

Let's double. The ace is still here.

There... There!

- Come in! - Did you call for me?

- Who the hell is he? Did I call? - Yes.

Well... Maybe the bell.

Alright. Bring anything. A bottle of mineral water.

Alright.

How is it possible? I rang another bell.

- You'll be lucky this time. - I don't have good luck.

- How much are you losing? - 10,000 liras, I think.

Then we'll play a 10,000 lira game so we'll be even.

We don't play for money with colleagues. This is still the ace.

Card wins, card loses. Where is the ace?

Here it is!

- Very good. You guessed! - He really guessed...

Julius Caesar, always with cards, huh?

You owe me 10,000 liras and we're even. You'll be glad too.

- Of course I'm glad. - Shall we continue?

No. It's a game against the law. It's gambling.

Nobody minds his own business here.

How is it possible? I rang the same bell.

Let's see.

Come in!

- It's him again. - What would you like?

- A bottle of mineral water. - I brought one earlier.

I'm thirsty. I want another one. With this heat, my throat is dry.

- Alright. - Excuse me.

Am I mistaken or did I see a maid around?

- Yes, Orchid. - Is that her name? She's not here?

Yes. She should be on her shift now. She's usually on time.

Her shift is now? Why? Oh, no reason.

- I'll bring your water right away. - Thank you. Goodbye.

She has her shift now. I'll call again. What do I care?

Angela! Where are you going?

I'm going to get a sun tan at the solarium.

- Alright. Bye! - Bye!

Look who is here. Mr. Ercolani!

- Good morning. - What did you do?

I brought drinks for everyone!

I can't stand it anymore. What time is it?

- It's half past noon. - Are you sure Angela comes here?

She said she was coming to the solarium to get a sun tan.

Be quiet. Someone is coming!

My gosh! I rang the bell! That woman will come again!

Where can I hide? I can't do it!

Where can I hide? Here, in the closet!

I'm safe here.

Here I am, sir!

Where is he? Where did he go?

You're hiding in the closet! Oh, come on!

You are so shy. Then we'll do it in the closet.

Sweetie pie!

It's wonderful here!

Who knows how many hearts we'll win over!

Will you buy me ski boots?

Stop asking for everything you see. I've spent a lot of money.

The children want everything. We must understand them.

Boys are so insistent!

Mrs. Ercolani, why didn't your husband accompany you?

He felt tired. He says it's the altitude.

Men are all delicate.

- Hello, Piergallini. - Good morning, Angela.

I thought you were with the others shopping in town.

No. I wanted to go swimming.

- Angela... - What is it?

I was thinking that since we've arrived, it's our first time alone.

- The four of us. - Hello.

You here, too?

Mr. Pasquarelli, walk over there or you'll fall in the pool.

Come.

Where did you get these?

Our colleagues are persecuting us.

- Pasquarelli, what did you do? - What happened?

- Piergallini, my bathrobe! - Right away, Angela!

Is the water here? I felt a splash.

See? She has two.

We'll make out another order later.

- They just dive in. - I'll give you my bathrobe.

An unscheduled dive.

- I'll bring it. - Thank you.

Wait.

- Are you ready? - Yes.

Come.

- Why did you dive in naked? - My bikini unfastened.

Here.

"Excuse me if I am writing to you, but I've fallen in love with you."

"I must talk to you. "I have many things to say."

"I'll be waiting for you at noon at the Astani Lodge."

"Don't make me suffer, Bruno Bartocci."

- What does he want? - I win over hearts.

Angela, it's not my business, but I don't like these appointments.

- Be careful. - Don't worry. Let's go.

Not both of us.

I'll go first. You wait here.

- Don't move. - I won't move.

- What's over there? - Nothing. What should there be?

- Ercolani? - He went for a moment...

- Here he is. - My gosh. She's so...

Excuse me. Naked!

- Who? - Nothing. Our business!

Angela, completely naked. Huge breasts like this, a butt like this,

like her mom made them! - My gosh!

Let's have something hot. Maybe I'm nervous, but I'm cold.

Hello.

Oh, it's you! Did something happen?

- What? - I need a favor.

They called me from Rome. There's an accountant problem.

- Is it serious? - It's nothing.

We can talk about it alone tonight during dinner. Do you mind?

- No, fine, Mr. Piergallini. - Thanks. See you tonight.

I'll have everyone die of envy.

They'll learn to lock me outside the pool!

Mr. Ercolani, take this!

- Good evening. Here I am! - Good evening, Angela.

- Are you cold? - Weren't we having dinner out?

No, we're staying here. I reserved a table for us

so we can speak freely the whole evening.

- May I? - Thank you.

You're welcome.

- That way! - What is it about?

Look who is coming.

Our table is that one. Good evening and enjoy your meal.

- Piergallini, what happened? - Nothing.

- What did you want to talk about? - We can't find some invoices.

- What invoices? - Twelve million.

12 million and you laugh?

You laugh too. Laugh! Laugh!

Help him. Excuse me a minute. I'm going.

Right now?

Excuse me, Lucia. I'll be right back.

Anyway, we'll have time to talk about it in Rome!

If we could've talked about it in Rome, what's the rush?

This Sauvignon is good. Please.

Angela, let's toast.

Alright. Let's toast.

Miss, you're wanted on the phone.

- Excuse me a minute. - Go ahead.

It must be someone from Rome for the invoices.

- Which booth? - Number two, miss.

- Hello? - Angela, my love. How are you?

- I am not your love. - I'm Alessandro, your love!

- I'm Angela. Who're you looking for? - I'm looking for Angela.

- I am Angela. - Which Angela are you?

I am Angela Marconcini.

I was looking for Angela Bormioli. Excuse me.

- Did you do it? - What can I do on the phone?

I wanted to congratulate you on your engagement

with Mr. Piergallini. - Are you kidding?

The boss is euphoric. Something important must have happened.

- He's drunk. - You looked like two lovebirds.

Come on!

A few glasses of this wine and the love bird will fall.

The lady had to leave.

- With who? - A gentleman came to get her.

- When? - Now. You can see her if you go out.

Darn it!

- Is he coming? - Of course he's coming.

I'll show you now.

- Here he is. - Did you see?

Start walking.

The little fish ate the bait.

- Wiggle your rear end. He's coming? - Yes, he is.

Let's go, dear. Watch out or you'll slip.

This time I won't let you get away.

He's climbing a tree.

Look at him climb. He looks like Tarzan.

- Excuse me, Angela. - Don't worry.

- Shall we go, Enzo? - Yes. Freshen up.

- It is enchanting. - You like it?

- You're lucky to live here! - But Granddad died here, at 100.

- I'll show you other places. - Let's go.

- Ready? - Yes.

Good morning to all. Good morning, Miss Angela.

Good morning!

- Remember... - It's not so easy!

Just read another name. Do we agree on that?

- I don't agree. - Want to see that you agree?

I'll see if I can do something.

Tonino! Giulio Cesare!

Come here. Let's raffle the treasure hunt.

Tonino, I'll blindfold you. So we can do the coupling.

Take a note and pass it on to Julius Caesar.

- Sabatini! - That's me!

- And Lucia Ercolani! - Madam, with you!

- May I? - Please, sit down.

Miss Martorani!

And Mr. Pasquarelli!

My pleasure, miss...

- Miss Marconcini Matilde! - That's me!

I am curious to know who you'll couple with.

And Mr. Ercolani!

- How wonderful! - What a pleasure!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Why did you tear it? - You don't trust me?

- Everything alright? - I think so.

- Can you manage getting up? - I'll try.

Come.

I am not a good student. After just a short time...

I fall...

Come here!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,

12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.

You have two hours. May the better man win!

Give it all you've got! Ready? Go!

Darn it!

I am aching all over.

Come on! We'll be there soon.

I don't think I can make it. It really hurts.

Darn it! It seemed like something silly.

- It hurts! - Here?

- Yes. I ruined your morning. - No...

- Really? Are you sure? - Yes.

- How wonderful! - I can't stand it anymore.

- What a lovely air! - Is this a punishment?

- Come on! What a lovely air! - Just a moment. I'll try...

I have fun with you.

Are you really interested in the treasure hunt?

Actually, I'm not very interested.

Let's go to the Astani Lodge. They speak highly of it.

- I wonder where you'll take me. - Come on, let's go.

- You are a naughty boy. - Come, come.

Get the skis.

No... I'm not coming. My reputation will be ruined.

Who cares? Let's go to the lodge. We're alone.

Come. I'll lead the way because I...

- Watch out. It's slippery. - Just a moment. I'm coming.

I'm slipping backwards. There's a lot of snow.

- Maurizio? - Yes?

What I had to do to get it!

That's fine, good for you.

- It was good, so fresh! - Here.

For me? Sweetie pie!

- For a moment I thought... - What?

Nothing. You know how it is!

Go on. It's difficult to find the place.

I'll go, dear. Just a moment, Mr. Piergallini.

This is for you, local artisan work.

I hope you like it. You're always so cold! Give me a kiss!

Thank you. Go on.

We're taking a Christmas tree to point X.

Hurry. The "Befana" has already come by.

- Come on! - Oh, gosh! I can't make it.

- Come, miss. Be patient. - What is it?

Be patient, miss. I can't do it. Let's go back.

But we're here now. Look how lovely!

It's not possible. I can't go on.

- Understand? - What?

You promised that everything would be so lovely,

so romantic, so...

- Yes, but I'm tired now. - No. You promised!

- I want to go now! - Alright. Watch out.

Darn it! My gosh... My gosh!

Come in.

- It's so lovely! - Yes, yes.

So cozy!

- Let's put this stuff here. - It's warm.

It's cute! You know what we'll do now?

- Yes. We'll leave. - No. We'll light a nice fire.

- Yes, a nice fire! - That way you'll warm up.

How lovely! The fireplace is ready to be lit.

In a moment you'll feel good.

I hope so. I feel the cold in my bones. This snow is always cold.

I've always loved fire.

- Why didn't you become a fireman? - I never thought of it.

The wood is wet. No heat is coming from this fireplace.

It's true. Oh, it's the door!

- The door? Come in! - No. You left the door open.

That's better.

Yes, much better. Really.

What are you doing? Getting undressed?

Yes. I am afraid of getting a cold.

I'll get undressed too. I'll take off my jacket.

My hat.

- There! It's warm, isn't it? - We are here...

You're so elegant! This sweater is lovely!

- How's it going? - A lot better, thank you.

A little rest did me good. Where are we going?

At the Astani Lodge. You've a date with your suitor.

Bravo! Way to go, guys! You are doing great!

It's tiring, but fun. Good thing the ski instructor isn't participating.

Otherwise, he'd have won everything. I saw him with Angela.

You're taking this to Rome? You'll make a nice trophy with the horns.

Imbecile.

Look, there's a stairway. I wonder where it leads.

- Let's go see. - Yes, let's go see!

Let's get our stuff.

- There isn't a bedroom, is there? - No, it's the terrace.

The terrace! We'll see the view!

Yes, the view. Let's go. We'll see the view.

What a lovely place!

- Do you like it? - There's a lit fire too.

- How is your leg? - A bit better. It's nice and warm!

This lodge is very nice.

There's a bedroom. Why don't you lie down a bit?

It could be good for your leg.

Dear...

- Fabio, what if someone comes? - What do you care?

It's cold! It's cold, huh?

- Shall I find something to drink? - Yes.

Wait here, don't move. Wait for me.

Yes.

You're already here. And even on time.

- I've been here for a while. - Very good. I'm glad.

- I'm happy that you're here. - Leave me alone.

- You are so dear... - There's been a misunderstanding.

Inviting male, exciting male!

Exciting? Oh, please! Keep your hands off me.

Come on. Please!

Oh, no! Why did you bring that girl?

- I know nothing about it. - You're a bad boy!

He is the one... You don't think... Please, Angela!

Skis, ski boots, windbreaker, 450,000 liras.

Sweater, tights and gloves, another 230,000 liras.

Seven days less vacation this summer.

Black and blue marks all over, and all this because man is shrewd.

I take her away, in Nature, away from indiscreet looks.

I am the office head, she gives in. Forget it.

"Angela, I'll take you dancing tonight to a reserved place, alone."

"It's not that the others... Of course not!"

"But sometimes a little intimacy isn't bad at all."

They were all there! "Dear Mr. Piergallini!"

"Hello, guys. Waiter, champagne for everyone!"

"We don't want to be criticized!" I pay another 200,000 liras!

She will give in for sure! Angela... where are you going?

With the ski instructor! Go fu...

Miss Matilde, you may consider me impulsive,

but how can I not be with a woman like you?

You are rushing too much.

I made a mistake.

I dared too much. I shouldn't have taken you in a bedroom,

but I wanted to say many things... Well, just one thing.

I don't know if you realized what I want.

Maybe not. You didn't understand.

How could you, if I never told you? What a shithead!

Maybe it's better this way. I... I am going.

We won't talk about it anymore. Goodbye.

But where are you going?

Please, leave me to my destiny.

Enzo, don't do that. I am here.

What are you waiting for? I am here.

Piergallini!

- What is it? - Nothing.

Here I am!

In memory of this magnificent week, I brought rosettes.

How lovely!

And one...

- Now... - Put it here.

Yes, I'll put it here. Very well.

Now to the lady.

- Me too! - Yes.

Excuse me...

- Here, the rosette. - Bravo, Ercolani.

The rosette as a souvenir. It's a rosette. Don't eat it.

We finished and can go.

Ercolani, a rosette for me as a souvenir?

You want a souvenir? I'll give it to you. Wait. Go to Mom.

- What is it? - Nothing...

This is the most unpleasant hour. You don't know how to spend the time.

There's nothing to do. Here we are!

I am tired. I think I'll take a nap.

Take a nap.

- Do you feel ill? - You didn't understand a thing.

I don't want to understand, I can't understand.

- Are you coming too? - I can't come.

Tonino will be here any minute. What impression will we make?

Tonino is playing cards with the spinster. Don't worry. Come.

He's with the spinster?

Then rest a couple of hours. I'll watch Tonino. Understand?

Don't worry, rest up. I'll take care of him! Rest in peace!

Wake up! Do me a favor. I need my room, give me the room.

What do you want? I'm tired and I want to sleep.

Let's see if you're no longer tired with another 5,000 liras.

I won't get up, even for 20,000 liras.

What a scoundrel! Alright, you want 20,000 liras. Here.

I already feel a bit better. I took a nap.

If you need a room, make yourself at home. I'm going to the cafe.

Get lost!

After eating, I don't even feel like sleeping.

Really? I knew it.

Don't come until I call you. Wait for me downstairs.

Julius Caesar, I brought your scarf... Enzo!

- What are you doing here? - I feel awful. I'm in pain!

- Call my wife. - It's me, dear!

Let me feel if... Yes, it's you.

- Dear... - Oh, God! My gosh!

- I can't stand it! It's painful! - Dear, what happened to you?

I don't know. Something was going up and now it's going down.

Holy Mary, where is Tonino?

- Dear... - I am leaving you.

- Where is Lucia? - I'm here, dear! I'm here!

- You're always here! - Oh, God! What should I do?

- Get something. A pill! - Pills! I'll go!

Go to the pharmacy in town, in the city, abroad. Don't come again!

Good morning, sir!

What are you doing? Are you crazy? My wife is here!

Get inside here.

What should I do? Oh, God!

What are you doing?

Be careful when you open. What a blow on my head!

- My gosh! - Do you feel better now?

You came so soon. Who told you I was here?

Nobody. I saw you by chance. Do you feel well?

- Yes, I feel better. - Stay in bed!

No. Let's go to our room! Let's go to our room!

- Why are you hollering? - I hollered? I didn't notice.

- Do you feel alright? - Yes, let's go. We're going out!

Why did you come to this room?

- You were sleeping. - What a nice thought!

Good thing I have you. What would I have done without you?

- How sweet! - We're going out!

I understood!

Holy Mary! I can't stand up.

I feel something here... They don't know how to cook.

- Something upset me. - Go to bed.

With what we pay, who knows what they make us eat!

- We need water for the pills. - What are you doing?

- Ringing! - I'll eat them, not drink them!

- Nobody is coming. - Then you go.

- I'll call someone. - Don't ever ring the bell!

As soon as you ring... What is this? Penicillin?

I don't take penicillin.

- Did you call, sir? - Oh, gosh! Here you are again!

Come. He's in the room.

- My wife! - Not in the closet!

- Are you crazy? - Ercolani, do you feel ill?

- Help me. - My legs...

- Let's put him here. - I can't feel them.

I feel weak all over.

- Maybe he ate something that... - He became ill.

- A vision. There a naked woman... - A naked woman? Pig!

- A naked woman here? - My vision has me see her!

- Where are naked woman? - Water, water...

- Not that water. - There are no naked women here.

There! There! The fire... Open a bit. I have... Open!

Should I open? There are no naked woman here.

There are!

- There are. - Mr. Piergallini, you too?

No. The mountain air, the collective visions and everything...

I don't feel well. I don't feel well.

You are really bad off! Not even a miracle will save you.

- I know, but try to help me! - Dear, I am here.

Julius Caesar always has the remedy in these situations.

- What are you doing? - Telling him to calm down.

- I'd like to calm down like this. - No. It should be like this.

- Reduce. - What?

- The limbs. - He's already little.

Alright. I'll become this little.

When a sick person doesn't want to recover, he must die.

He must die?

Close that!

What are you doing?

- Mr. Piergallini! - It's the air... the altitude.

Mountains can cause this.

- Alright, then? - Alright.

- I'll be right back. - Scoundrel...

- What do you hear? - Nothing.

- Not you. What do you hear there? - Air!

- I've a fish bone in my throat. - You eat fish in the mountains?

- Open! - Come in!

Not you! It went down.

- Take the closet away. - Why the closet?

- There's a reason. - It's a Russian pine closet.

It gives off scents that give hallucinations.

It's true. I had a night-stand, and I thought I was in Viterbo.

Wait a minute! There are clothes inside! I'll call the maid.

- Not the maid! - Did you call?

- Oh, gosh! - A naked woman?

I've been saying it for a half hour.

I said that the closet had a problem.

Taste if it's cooked.

- It's cooked. - Alright.

- Taste if it's cooked. - No. I'll wait for it to cool off.

- Is it ready? - Taste.

- Let's see how good you are. - Cuisine is my hobby.

- Go. - Pass the plate!

Pass it!

Come on with the "polenta"! Pass the "polenta".

Here.

Pass it.

Please.

Pass it.

There's no more "polenta". Did anyone not have any?

Sir, what did you do? Did you eat all the "polenta"?

Me? I didn't even see it.

Tonino, come away. It's dangerous.

We must be careful.

- Go, sir. - Come here. Don't move.

You said you couldn't see?

- Is it a game? - Yes. He did it.

Shithead!

Oh, gosh! I'll kill you.

I'll get furious now, and you know what I'll do?

Help!

Go fuck off all of you! Oh, God!

Everyone is here.

- We always wait for you! - Everything is ok. We can go.

- We'll miss the train! - Driver, you can go.

It was about time!

- Here, next to me. - Yes, yes, thanks.

- Hi, Angela! - It's Fabio! Did you see him?

Look at that style!

Look at that jump!

Look at that handsome guy!

Look at the shithead!

Poor thing! His skis broke!

It took us two hours last night to saw them.