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- Macdonald Hall. - Over the last century,

- Its students - have gone on to become

Judges, scientists,

journalists,

and one magician who

we don't like to talk about.

But just because they went on

to change the world

doesn't mean they didn't have

any fun while they were here.

What is this noise?

That's Boots.

All-around athlete,

all-around great guy.

- Not much of - a Death Rooster fan.

Seven-alarm clock sound.

- That's me, Bruno. - Slacker, rules hacker,

and all-around

not a morning person.

Bruno, we slept in. Practice

starts in 10 minutes.

- The two of us - don't always agree.

Our schemes don't

always work out.

- We are so cut from the team - if we're late again.

- Relax. I figured out - how to shave

- Three minutes - off our shortcut.

Man, you are so accurate

with a frozen kumquat!

- But we're best friends - for life. Roomies forever.

Oh, we gotta go.

There's no time for...

Waffles?

- And nothing will ever - change that.

- Looking good, - Chris!

- Lucky for us, - I always have a plan.

Nice.

Finally, some alone time

with my flags of the world.

OK, what do I start with?

You know, I've never

envied the boys

- over at the Hall - before...

Until aerial meditation day.

Om...

- Cathy and Diane go to - the school across the street,

the Scrimmage Academy

for Education and Awakening,

which has produced just as many

judges, scientists,

- and journalists - as Macdonald Hall.

Coming through!

Gotta mow this! Kinda late.

Talk soon, bye!

- And that's Sturgeon, - our headmaster.

Always on the lookout

for trouble,

- which usually means - me and Boots.

Sturgeon's nickname

is The Fish,

but you don't wanna call him

that to his face.

Here you go,

Willy,

the updated you-know-what list.

I have divided them

into bad seeds and bad apples.

Ms. Davis, what do you know

about Malbonia?

Is that a skin condition?

Well, technically it's an

unincorporated protectorate

with a constitutional monarchy,

but the real question is,

why is their flag on our pole?

What?

Oh, good Lord.

One hundred.

Roll call!

Hey, look out for

that garbage can! Look out!

Okay, O'Neal...

And that's what I call

sleeping in in style.

- It was so relaxing. - Why don't

We do it every morning?

Never seen you before. Okay.

- I've been thinking about that. - I kinda have a plan.

Of course you do.

If we put in job résumés now,

dude, we'll have jobs at the

Hall by the time we graduate

and then we'll never

have to leave.

- I'm just kinda still figuring - out if we keep our room.

Okay, helmets on!

Let's get... lacrossing.

Yeah, practicing will help us

beat those York turkeys.

- Wouldn't it just be more fun - to pull a bunch of

- Hilarious - pranks on them, though?

Come on, we're

better than that.

Is that brains?

Please tell me

that's not your brain!

It's pudding! And it's

on your heads! Ha-ha-ha!

The best part is when you put

the pudding in the helmets.

- Ah yes, Macdonald Hall's - bitter rivals, York Academy.

This isn't a story about that

rivalry, but it starts there,

thanks to a really

dumb prank called...

The old "putting pudding

in a helmet" gag. Classic!

Let's get out of here.

Later, suckers!

Look on the bright side...

Free pudding!

Ha-ha-ha! Mmm!

Good morning, Headmaster

Hartley speaking,

working hard for my students

every day and every way.

Cut the bull, Hartley,

you know it's me.

Headmaster Sturgeon?

Well, somebody certainly

got vinegar on their chips

this morning.

Actually, Hartley, I was

getting tired of waiting

for your call.

Call? What call exactly?

The one where

your boys apologize

for pulling that infantile prank

on my junior lacrosse team.

Prank? What

do you mean, prank?

- We don't have any pranks - scheduled here.

Well, I'll just check my agenda,

shall we? Prank...

no... no prank...

no prank...

no...

No, absolutely no prank

scheduled whatsoever.

Come off it, Hartley,

are you telling me

you don't know anything

about these pudding helmets?

Oh my!

- That's not where - pudding belongs.

- That sounds - downright messy.

I hope it didn't

set your boys off.

Because pudding needs

to set, you see.

Yeah, I got it, Hartley,

it just wasn't funny.

Oh! Well, you know

what else isn't funny?

I'm getting tired

of waiting around

for you to call me all day!

Call you? What on earth for?

To reassure me

that your students won't stoop

to some lame-o retaliation

against my boys.

You know, let me remind you,

Headmaster Hartley,

that while my boys aren't

perfect, not by a long shot,

they are certainly

well above petty things

like getting revenge. Goodbye.

We need revenge.

All of it.

All in favor?

It's unanimous:

revenge will be sought.

- Okay, just promise me - whatever we do,

- It's better than - shoving pudding into a helmet.

Exactly, right? Like,

where's the poetry in that?

Where's the craft?

Alright, so what do we do?

I believe this calls

for a revenge pitch speed round.

Good pitches get a thumbs up,

bad pitches get the gong.

You heard the man.

So what have we got?

We'll play the sound

of an ice cream truck,

and when they come running out,

there's no ice cream.

Okay, I'm not saying

it's a guillotine, but...

okay, it's pretty much

a guillotine.

We infect York's water supply

with a special strain

of rhinovirus,

spliced with just enough

earthworm DNA

to significantly alter their

morphology and create...

Elmer.

Is this another plan to turn

the York boys into worm people?

Would that be a problem?

I like

the sentiment, but...

I'm not sure

we can afford a crane.

My uncle raises these

thoroughbred guinea pigs, right?

I say we borrow, like,

a hundred of them...

Nope! Not even

going there.

Severe guinea pig phobia.

But they're so cute!

- And they have - such luxurious hair...

Can we please talk

about something else?

And so, I say that we hire

a witch to put a curse

on the York team.

Hm! that's interesting.

Yeah, except for the little

detail that curses aren't real.

What if we put a curse

on the York Academy team,

- but then just don't tell them - that it's not real?

Wait, athletes are

superstitious...

You mess with their pre-game

traditions and it can throw

- their whole game. - Exactly, right? If, you know,

Someone steals their mascot,

something like that.

Princess Penelope!

Good shot, boys!

And it's all because of you,

the prettiest princess

in all the land.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're gonna steal a princess.

It's about to go down.

Alright, York clothes on.

It's go time. Over.

You know, we are right here.

You could just tell us.

But this way's more fun. Over.

Good point. Over.

Let's do this!

Welcome, parents,

students, pain help,

and our many corporate donors.

Find tomorrow's leaders today!

Welcome, one and all,

to another York Boys

Academy pep rally

where we celebrate victory

before it has actually happened.

Why?

Because, come on!

We are the York Boys Academy!

- Dude, I tackled him - so hard,

It's a miracle

he can still walk.

That's 'cause you're

the greatest, Chip.

Hey, did you hear that?

Let's check it out.

Hey, what are you doing?

Check it out,

it's Hartley!

Look at those teeth.

Ha-ha-ha!

That's my dad, man.

His nose is way bigger!

Make it bigger, make it bigger.

Oh yeah.

Oh, add some spinach

to his teeth. Yeah.

Oh yeah, he's like

a hundred years old, man.

Can't forget the wrinkles.

Hey, guys.

Hey, man.

That is just wrong, man.

Copy that. Princess

is traveling.

Yo, let's go.

You really captured

his lack of scruples.

Nice job,

little weird artist dude.

Oh man, that's just wrong.

Yes!

They had no idea!

Totally clueless.

High fives for a perfectly

planned caper.

Uh-uh. Gotta keep my hands

at ten and two.

Driving's no joke, boys.

High five for Wilbur getting

his license last month

and being such

a conscientious driver.

- When's the last time - you ate, Wilbur?

Don't look at me.

It came from the cage.

That does not sound

like a princess.

As many of you know,

our beloved Princess Penelope

died earlier this month

after 17 years

of devoted service.

Why, that's almost a hundred

in cat years,

and almost 200

in mascot years.

But, sometimes,

the passing of a loved one

gives one the opportunity

to rethink your branding

strategy, which is why

I am proud to introduce

to you all

York Boys Academy Cougars'

new mascot,

Princess Murdertooth!

Oh, dude!

A bowl of pudding?

Curse you, Macdonald Hall!

Who has an actual,

real live cougar

as their mascot? Why?

- Because they are called - the Cougars, right?

Fun fact: cougars

aren't considered big cats.

They fall into the same family

as housecats.

- Fun fact: - you can't talk about fun facts

- When you're dead! - That's a technicality.

What do we do?

We calm down. We calm down.

It's perfectly secure

inside its cage.

OK, it's...

it's perfectly secure

inside the van.

You were saying?

What the...

That cougar's

a terrible driver!

He's definitely not keeping

his hands at ten and two!

Let's go, we gotta get it!

Come on!

- The surprisingly - low speed chase ended

with animal control officers

tranquilizing the animal.

Charged with one count

of purchasing

a banned exotic animal

is Thomas J. Hartley,

headmaster of the now

formerly prestigious

York Boys Academy, who faces

disciplinary action.

Headmaster Hartley

lost his job today.

We're sorry.

Because your shenanigans

Brought to light his black

market animal purchase.

Uh, you're welcome?

Boys, since you've both been

together here at the Hall,

you've found yourselves in no

small amount of trouble, hm?

Pancake launcher,

illegal road tolls,

underground tunnel to the local

movie theater...

Attempted tunnel,

sir.

Oh, I stand corrected.

What Bruno means is that

we will graciously accept

whatever punishment

you think is fair.

No, actually, I think the time

for punishment is over.

I think for the sake of the Hall

and its legal bills...

We need to have a change.

We punish you?

- Do some kind - of yard work?

Keep in mind, I burn easy.

I'm less concerned

- about punishing you for the past - and more interested

- In preparing - you for the future.

- What future? - A future where you're no longer

At the Hall.

- Or living together, - for that matter.

Actually, sir,

- I have a plan for that. - I'm sure you do, O'Neal,

But a big part of growing up

is adapting to change,

and it's my job to ensure that

you're up for the challenge.

Which is why,

effective immediately,

I'm separating the two of you.

That's...

No...

No, sir, that's...

Okay, um,

let's just talk this through...

No need.

My decision's final.

- I know it's gonna take some - adjusting,

- But I'm sure - you'll be up to it.

- What if we're not - up for it?

What happens then? Have you

even thought about that?

I very, very strongly suggest

you find a way, O'Neal,

because if you don't,

you'll find yourself

not at the Hall much longer.

Yes, sir.

I know this is gonna be

difficult, but I truly believe

it'll do you both good

to see what you're capable of

separately.

So, as of right now, no more

classes, no more clubs,

no more roommates.

No more

Bruno and Boots.

Ms. Davis dropped these off.

Our new roommate assignments.

- We should probably - get it over with.

- I wanna give you - something first.

Dude!

My party shades! Ha!

Uh... oh! Here.

My lucky puck.

Isn't this the puck that

hit you in the stomach?

Yep, but it's lucky

because it didn't nail me

anywhere lower.

What's wrong, man?

I've never seen you like this.

I'm not good with change.

My parents once painted my room

without telling me...

I didn't sleep

for a month, Bruno.

Don't be scared.

Here, look. Come here.

You take the smoothie station.

Okay? I'll be fine.

That's just it! You'll be fine!

- You're Bruno Walton, you always - land on your feet!

You've got

a plan! What do I have?

- Yes, that's right. - That's right, I do.

And so... here.

You take your half, I'll take

mine. Hang on to that.

We're gonna be making cheddar

and bacon smoothies in no time.

Yeah, I actually hate those.

I promise you.

Alright.

How weird can our roommate

assignments actually be, right?

Yeah, that weird.

- Don't you have - your own hazmat suit?

Pardon?

Don't you have

your own hazmat suit?

Uh, no? Should I?

- Opening a window - should suffice.

Welcome, roomie.

Lot of stuff and gear, Elmer.

And why is it so creepy?

My world is the world

of science,

the world of knowledge

and discovery.

- Yeah, okay, but where - did the last guy live?

For some reason, he elected

to live in a box. On the roof!

I can't imagine why.

My synthetic mucus!

Oh, sorry! I did not

mean to... wow.

That is a new smell.

I can see we're going to have

- to establish some ground rules. - Let me start with a list

Of things you shouldn't touch.

Test tubes, beakers,

petri dishes,

anything on the primary

or secondary science tables,

likewise my pheromones

of the animal kingdom,

and you do not wanna touch

any of the slime molds

in the specimen fridge.

OK, but what about

the blueberry yogurt?

What blueberry yogurt?

Hi. This is...

- Mr. O'Neal, welcome. - Mr. Wexford-Smith III

has been expecting you.

He has?

Is this room bigger

on the inside?

Considerably.

But well worth the expense.

Murray, if you please?

Good to have you on board.

So you're outsourcing

handshakes now.

I was a skeptic,

until I ran the numbers.

Welcome to your new home.

Non-disclosure agreement.

You shouldn't have.

Well, living here,

you may be privy to trade

secrets, cap and trade policies,

etc. etc.

Most of all...

I love the smell of contracts

in the morning.

I need to lie down.

Where do you sleep?

Sleep?

And miss a day's trade

or the Tokyo Stock Exchange?

No, no, no, no. That's

Murray's job now, old fence.

I'm sorry, but I need a bed

to sleep in, to study in,

- to sleep in while pretending - to be studying...

- This is not gonna work, - I'm sorry.

Relax, old sock.

We have you all settled.

Right over here.

You'll be snug as a bug.

- I mean, of course I'll expect - you to clean out

By start of business hours

each AM, but until then,

welcome home.

Ah! That's my 6:50.

Hey!

So you deciphered my code.

A picture of the place

we're secretly meeting at

doesn't really

qualify as a code.

So, how's living with George?

Is it true that his room's

actually some company?

Yeah, no, I sleep

next to the photocopier.

- And it's not so much sleep - as I close my eyes

For ten seconds before

somebody prints something.

- Well, um, - I found

One of Elmer's carnivorous

centipedes in my bed.

Don't ask why I know

it's carnivorous.

I'm glad at least one of us is

getting a kick out of all this.

Wait a minute.

I know that smirk.

You've got a plan.

Why else would I call you here?

OK, well, make it quick.

If The Fish catches us

together, we're through.

- Should I get the guys together - for a meeting? - No, no.

Actually, this plan kinda means

doing the exact opposite.

Normally,

we ask our friends for a bit

of help, right? This time,

our friends are gonna help us

without them even knowing.

We're about to become

the worst roommates

in the history

of rooms... or mates.

I call it Operation Doommates.

Then Sturgeon threw some butter

and someone threw some icing in,

and then it just turned into

this huge epic food fight

right on stage.

Such tales of waste, Bruno!

You could've fed

dozens instead!

Macdonald Hall

is a dream school.

Every day, it's zany antics.

What are you doing?

Oh, just talking to Francisco,

your Malbonian video pen pal.

Hey, Elmer!

Yeah, my Malbonian

video pen pal!

Hey, Franny, you should

totally come to the Hall!

You know, maybe there's,

like, an exchange or...

No! No, no, no, no, no!

Come to MacDonald Hall?

Where students sell doorknobs

and don't go to jail?

Where are my test tubes?

Ah man, you know what?

The charity drive came by today.

They must have taken it.

Bruno, those were

highly concentrated

skunk pheromones

I was collecting for a year!

If one of those

test tubes breaks,

it'll be skunk mating

season for months!

Elmer, I'm sorry,

I had no idea.

What is that?

Oh, Mr. Captain Cuddles?

- I've had him for like ten years. - Have you guys not met?

Wherever he goes, I go.

Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles?

Aren't you cute?

Look at you, you're so cute!

Well, you can rest assured,

because when it comes to

collateralized debt obligations,

I happen to be

a bit of an expert.

Hello? Hello?

Hello? What are you doing?

This simply cannot be!

Oh, sorry, George.

I gotta be ready for

the Junior Jazz Ensemble.

The show is only

three months away!

This just

cost me a client!

I'll try and play as quietly

as I possibly can.

See? It's like

I'm not even here!

Ms. Davis? Ms. Davis!

[GEORGE AND ELMER

It was so loud I could

feel it in my chest!

- I can't believe - this is working.

Hey, I made a promise,

didn't I?

Rinse and repeat until

we're roomies again.

Alright, alright, alright!

Take it easy, Einstein!

Don't get your fifties

in a knot. Here.

Fill out these roommate

request forms.

Now you need to

build up an appetite.

♪ I stick to you like glue ♪

♪ You're my weekend

I like what you did ♪

'Sup, roomie?

Hey, this isn't

your food, is it?

This isn't gonna work out.

Um, you boys wouldn't be

intentionally bad fits for all

your new roommates, would you?

Mr. Sturgeon, I can honestly

say we would be terrible fits

with anybody.

We're trying our best, sir.

Ah, don't worry.

There are over 300 new boys

for you to try harder with.

Operation Doommates just got

a "snore-midable" improvement.

You gotta be kidding me!

- Aw, man! Come on, - be quiet, let me sleep!

Incoming.

Here we go again.

Do angels live here?

No, I don't drink tea.

Actually, you know,

I'll give it a try.

Ah! Thank you.

Man, I've been on fire!

Bro, most of these kids

- don't even last - a single night with me!

Carlos, done.

Brian J., done.

That Gordon kid that never

stopped typing, done.

Wow! That's great,

man, really.

- If you've been - keeping up with me,

We have got to be through most

of the roommate options by now.

Gimme your names,

I'll cross them off.

I'm... kind of still

living with Chris.

What? Dude, it's been

over a week!

Doesn't he drive you crazy,

- always never talking, - always so quiet?

Well...

Mumsie, look! The Duke of

Bermondsey's driving a lorry,

and he's wearing a jumper!

Cheerio!

So he really is British.

Super British.

Dude, it's been over a week!

Meanwhile, I've been

burning through roommates

like sulfuric acid

burns through iron.

I think I still have

some residual Elmer on me.

I know, but Chris

is a good guy.

I don't know, I kinda

like living with him.

What's wrong? Do you need a

hand? 'Cause I can come by...

No, no. Tonight's

- watercolor night. - Excuse me?

I... it's

just a thing...

that we do. Obviously,

- I didn't have the greatest - technique at first,

But he really helped me

work on my brush strokes

and my use of negative space,

and the whole thing

just came to...

What?

I like painting!

Whatever. We just need

to stick to the plan.

- Don't you think that maybe - we've been taking

- Some of this - Doommate stuff pretty far?

You'll get over it, dude.

All we're doing is slightly

annoying people

for a good cause. We're like

mosquitoes who recycle.

Well, maybe I don't

wanna be Chris' mosquito.

Are you forgetting why

we're doing this, dude?

You know, "I can't

handle change, Bruno!

Help me, Bruno! I'm

nothing without you!"

Okay, I remember the first two,

not so sure about the last one.

I know what you meant.

Anyways, don't you still

wanna live together?

Of course!

I swear. Just...

maybe we should take a break

for a couple days, you know,

make sure we still have

some friends left.

I suppose next you'll want me

to give back Elmer's pheromones.

Hey!

That's the spirit! C'mon!

Let's go.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing here? I...

Elmer's pheromones, please.

There's three words that

should never go together.

- Have you tried - buying him dinner?

What happened

to Operation Doommates?

Thank you.

But he's been practicing

his brush stroke technique.

Not to be a drama llama,

but are you guys okay?

Never better.

- I'll take that. - No, you need

To get back to Chris.

I said I got it.

You don't trust me now?

Come on, dude, gimme the phero...

Ugh, that stuff reeks!

We are so sorry. We will

- stay and clean up. - Uh, no.

We have no time.

We have to get you back

to that canvas. See you, gals!

Okay...

Uh...

Are you serious?

- So they can use a little - air freshener!

What's the worst that

could actually happen?

Uh... that?

And that.

We should go.

Really should.

Boys, a couple of things

have come to my attention.

Oh...

Uh, I think what Boots

meant to say was, uh, "Oh?"

Let's begin with how

incompatible you both seem to be

with virtually

every other boy in dorm 1.

Yeah, it's a real shame.

I feel like I could room

with anyone, but I don't know,

I guess the other guys just...

don't feel the

same way about me.

Yeah... ditto.

Hm. It's almost as if the only

people you two can live with

are... the two of you.

Almost, sir.

Except for one little wrinkle.

The plan to separate you is

working. Boots' marks are up 6%.

Really? That's great!

But 6% is not that much.

It's enough for me to think

- that separating you was - a good idea.

- I'm tempted - to keep it that way for good.

But that's not part

of the plan. I mean, uh...

I mean... no...

Not like we have a plan.

Or I had a plan.

What plan?

Well, regardless,

there's another little wrinkle

that's going to affect the way

we all live for a while.

Something happened at

Scrimmage's last night.

Oh... I mean,

oh?

Yeah, massive skunk damage. Some

kind of skunk mating frenzy.

- Carpets have to be ripped out, - wood replaced...

- The air quality alone means - it's going to be

- Uninhabitable - for months.

I guess you already

know that we...

- Would have no choice - but to invite

Our neighbors here

in their time of need.

P... pardon?

Say what now?

- Attention, - Macdonald Hall students,

This is

Headmaster Sturgeon.

Macdonald Hall's mission is

to ensure each of you grow up

to be functioning adults,

and also understand

that change,

however difficult,

can also be a good thing,

especially when it means

being a good citizen

and a good neighbor.

There will be some new

faces in this school,

and possibly for the rest

of the year,

because Macdonald Hall is now

the new temporary home

of Scrimmage Academy.

Please welcome our guests,

while giving them

- what little space - we can offer.

- Although their classes - and living quarters

Will remain separate, we'll all

be under the same roof.

Maybe we should take our

chances with the skunks.

It smells like

grandpas in here.

Come on, Diane.

So let's all rise

to the challenge of this

temporary change, shall we,

and embrace the opportunity

to grow and to learn.

Thank you.

Wow.

So what does this mean?

Uh, it means that space

is now very limited,

so no more room changes.

Compatibility is a luxury

we can no longer afford.

But our... our room!

Your room is now...

Ah!

Scrimmage's Therapeutic

Bubble Wrap Room.

Apparently, popping

bubbles is a keystone

of her curriculum.

I'm sorry, boys,

- you won't be living together - anytime soon,

- Not until things - are back to normal. Clear?

Yes, sir. This

certainly brings everything

into perspective.

Oh, does it now?

Hello! Make way! Hello!

Coming through! Oh, watch out!

Oh, hello!

Eugenia... I mean Ms. Scrimmage,

what are you doing here?

Hello, office mate.

May I just say

that your generosity

is an inspiration,

and quite unexpected. Oh!

So much possibility in here.

All of this... gone.

Uh, you're moving

into my office?

Well, as headmistress, I need

a nexus of concentration,

and if the boys and girls

can share the school,

surely you and I

can share one room.

How would you say that the

energy flows best in this room...

This way, or this way?

Wouldn't you be much happier

in a... oh, I don't know,

a field or a lovely tree?

Ha! No, I would not.

I am not an orangutan.

It's not even

my spirit animal.

Well, we'll let you, uh,

rise to the challenge

and embrace opportunities.

I cannot work without my wind

chimes.

These will change

your life, William.

- So wait, you're - telling us that you spent

the last month making our lives

a waking nightmare

from which there was

no escape, just so you two

could be roomies again?

But now you want our help to

do the same thing to the girls?

Maybe we owe you guys

an apology.

- Mm-hmm. - Maybe!

- And Boots - is working on that

- Right now, okay, - but the bottom line is,

The longer the girls stay,

the more Macdonald Hall changes.

They have got to go.

- And the girls - Could not agree more.

Don't touch me.

Wait, really?

Well, I don't know

what you guys are serving

in the buffeteria,

but it isn't food.

- And I don't know - what buffeteria means,

But it isn't a real word.

- And one of your teachers - scolded Diane

- for digging a hole - in the schoolyard.

I was just trying to bury

my metaphorical inhibitions.

- Plus-and I mean this - in the nicest way possible...

I've smelled fast food dumpsters

that stink less than you alls.

That's true.

That one's fair, actually.

The gong is ready to go.

- Oh no, we don't need that - anymore, Wilbur.

I actually already have a plan.

Operation Fake Prank War.

That's...

that's brilliant.

If Sturgeon

and Scrimmage think

the boys and the girls can't get

along, they'll separate us.

- Scrimmage will find us somewhere - else to stay

- While the school - gets de-skunked.

A motel, a trailer park,

a ditch... anything would be

an improvement. No offense.

Guys,

do I have to remind you?

Bruno's plans don't

always go as...

planned.

He's right.

Sometimes they go better.

Alright, let's go!

Yeah!

- Okay, let's just remember - the ground rules.

- That's right, - where there are no rules,

- Only losers and winners. - No!

That this is

a fake prank war

for Sturgeon's benefit.

We don't want to hurt anyone.

Right?

Right.

That too.

Ready...

Break!

♪ She said I'm starting

A war today ♪

♪ I said you're already

On your way ♪

♪ I know trouble ♪

♪ Homerun, back where

You started from ♪

♪ Shotgun, sing me

Another song ♪

♪ Moron

Keep your seatbelt on ♪

Bye, Walton!

Watch your back, girls.

♪ All wrapped up

And ready to go ♪

♪ Eyes on the sun

And feet the snow ♪

♪ There isn't a place

Where we can't go ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

Select my targets,

am my newest invention,

the "Viscositizer", and...

Minimal malfunct... whoa!

Well, the liquid works.

♪ And I know what

The future holds ♪

♪ Seen her on the center boards

Coming ♪

♪ Whether you're ready or not ♪

Really?

♪ All wrapped up

And ready to go ♪

♪ Eyes on the sun

And feet the snow ♪

♪ There isn't a place

Where we can't go ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

Okay, new plan, new plan.

Prank hard.

That is a prank war.

A game no one wins.

Maybe it's all in good fun.

Oh, that's not fun, Eugenia.

What on earth is that noise?

It's my wet noise generator.

It's just the thing to use

in times of stress.

Just the thing to give me

a splitting headache.

- Oh, that means - I should turn it up.

Ugh.

♪ All wrapped up

And ready to go ♪

♪ Eyes on the sun

And feet the snow ♪

♪ There isn't a place

Where we can't go ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

Walton!

Catch me!

No way this is gonna

get out of hand, right?

Well, define

"out of hand".

♪ It always tries

To knock me dead ♪

♪ All wrapped up

And ready to go ♪

♪ Eyes on the sun

And feet the snow ♪

♪ There isn't a place

Where we can't go ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ All wrapped up

And ready to go ♪

♪ Eyes on the sun ♪

Alright, second time's

the charm.

A few adjustments and...

Not again! Whoa!

Bruno!

Bruno!

Come on, come on!

Wha...

I've been thinking...

Maybe we should pull back

on this prank war.

What? Why?

- I just think it's - getting out of hand.

- I don't know what you're - talking about.

- This prank is going - to be beautiful.

What prank?

No, no, don't!

No! No!

What's wrong? You can dish it

out but you can't take it?

Cathy!

Guys!

- I knew this - would escalate!

I'm doing this for you!

Guys, stop!

You're gonna break it!

Walton, what are you doing?

Guys! Guys, look!

Who would leave

this lovely box here?

No, no, no!

What?

Nuts.

Now, Mr. Sturgeon and I

understand that this has been

a difficult time.

Actually, "we" don't.

- I think what William - is trying to say

is that we feel

your confusion.

Hmm... no, I'm not.

I'm too busy feeling

very, very pink.

Sir, I think I can

speak for all of us

when I say pink is

definitely your color.

- And I think I can speak - for all of us when I say

This is entirely Bruno's fault.

My fault?

Who was the one who put

all the moustaches

and wigs all over Chris'

masterpieces?

Well, who's the one that

painted the entire staircase

that I walked into?

I've still got a headache.

Oh, I have something for that.

Where is my wet noise generator?

Oh, it's drying out.

On the roof.

The thing I don't understand

is... I thought

you all liked each other.

We do.

I mean, we're friends.

Arguable.

Mr. Sturgeon,

Ms. Scrimmage,

we only did all this to show you

that we couldn't get along

so you would split us

back up and...

everything would go

back to normal.

I guess it just...

got out of hand.

That is the most...

Idiotic,

harebrained, impossible...

Poignant, understandable,

beautiful...

Beautiful...

- Wait, what? - Well, William, we're the ones

Who forced them to do this,

so this is really our fault.

Is this really happening?

Oh, and it gets better.

Watch.

Wait a minute.

I'm not the reason I got

pink powder up my nose.

Aren't you, William?

In your heart.

I think it's time to let

bygones be bygones.

We have so much to learn

from each other...

which we could do at

a coed equinox gathering

of movement and co-mingling!

I believe what she's trying

to say is a dance, and no,

- I don't think this is the right - time for that, Eugenia.

Nonsense! It's a perfect way

to let off some steam

through vigorous

rhythmic activity.

Yeah, actually, I think that

would be a really good way

for everyone to just...

get along again.

Really.

Do you think that's

possible, hm? Walton?

Ms. Burton?

Absolutely.

Come on! Rubber chicken,

Cayenne pepper, bird's nest...

There is no way

that evil girl's not

planning something.

We have to be ready.

Bruno, we literally just agreed

to let bygones be bygones.

Which we'll do,

but if they start bygoning

again, we'll be ready.

Ah, there you are!

Old Faithful.

- I've actually rigged it - to a small battery

So it's way more buzzy. Hope

Diane doesn't have a pacemaker.

No!

Oh, come on!

- Dude, it doesn't hurt that bad. - I do it to myself.

- Why do I get to have - all of the fun, you know?

Bruno, I mean

no more pranks.

No more revenge.

It's over.

Wait, what's over? Like, us?

No, of course not!

Just... we can deal with

a little bit of change.

It's only until

the end of the year.

Sorry, do you smell that?

Oh yeah, it's you.

Stinking and sounding

like The Fish.

Dude, I don't know what's

happening to you anymore.

- Maybe I just - don't want everybody

To end up hating everybody.

Maybe I actually liked

living with those other guys,

doing different stuff.

Since when?

You were the one who was all,

"I don't know what to do, Bruno.

- I don't want change. - I don't want to room

With anybody else, Bruno!"

Yeah, well, maybe I've

changed. You know what,

maybe The Fish was right.

Maybe we should be apart.

Oh wow!

Ah! Okay.

Oh, come now, William,

it's going to be fun!

Music, movement, mutual respect.

Eugenia,

in my not inconsiderable

experience, I have found

that forced gatherings

meant to create amity

usually do

the exact opposite.

Oh, you. What could

possibly go wrong?

What could go wrong?

Where shall I start?

It's like you're standing

on the edge of a cliff

and you can't help but take

the extra step.

And you're like a fussy man

in a suit who doesn't believe

that kids can

have fun at a dance.

You don't quite understand how

analogies work, do you, Eugenia?

Analogies are like kids.

Sometimes you just have

to trust them.

Oh...

♪ I want you by my side ♪

You were saying?

Ooh, dolphin!

♪ I could barely hide ♪

♪ I will fall for you

That way ♪

We could just go over there

and ask them to dance.

Or... just hear me out here, we

could stay right here, and not.

I like this plan.

It's workable

and it has a lower

humiliation factor.

OK, guys, what is the worst

thing that is gonna happen?

Okay, that's pretty bad.

You know if we don't even try,

Ms. Scrimmage will make us all

- do a sharing circle - about it tomorrow.

Okay, I'd rather do

a hot yoga sharing circle

in a parka

than let that guy

have even one chance

to laugh at us.

Cathy, do you think

you're maybe getting

a little... obsessed?

- I don't know what - you're talking about.

Cathy?

Alright, how much longer do we

have to force these children

- to endure this? - Oh!

Hey, everybody!

Are you ready to dance?

Get this outta here!

That's right, it's me,

TV's Kip Kipperson,

here to answer

that age-old question...

Boogie or Breakdown?

No, no, no, no!

I'm still picking cupcakes

out of my ears.

I don't know who's

responsible for this,

but it's just

what we need.

- I knew Walton would - pull something.

This has Burton written

all over it. In pen.

Now, I'm gonna ask

two participants

to come up here

into our dance-agon

and show us their

most groovetastic moves

while the rest of us

and the viewers online

make the decision: Boogie

or Breakdown?

Yes! Yes! Yes!

No, no, no, no!

Yes!

Awesome!

Now, what do you

crazy kids have to say

before you boogie

or breakdown?

Holy Mother!

I have nothing to do with

this, but I just wanna say

thank you to whoever it was.

Was it my girls?

No!

Let's just say

it was a fun-nonymous tipster

who knew that this place

needed some funk in its trunk,

some swing in its sting,

some black in its blue.

Now you're just

talking nonsense.

Hey, doesn't matter, we've got

13 million YouTube followers!

A Macdonald Hall headmaster

does not bust moves.

Get fly, bowtie!

William, loosen up!

Go Sturgeon!

This is a trap!

I can smell it!

Hold on, girls!

We didn't plan this!

Ha-ha-ha!

Such hijinks, such wild abandon!

If only I could be

part of such fun.

Come on, Cathy!

What are you doing here?

I'm about to end this nightmare!

Not before I do!

Drop it, drop it!

Drop it!

Everybody, back!

Is everybody okay? Everybody?

Okay?

Hello, Sturgeon.

Hartley?

What are you doing here?

Oh, I think

the real question is:

what are you doing here?

I'm headmaster of this school.

Oh, really? And for how long?

I would think that after

a disastrous prank war,

the last thing a responsible

headmaster would do

is hold a Boogie or Breakdown

competition

in front of 10 million

YouTube viewers!

Thirteen million.

Oh, God.

How would you even

know about...

Hello? Kip Kipperson, from

Boogie or Breakdown Productions?

Great. I have an event

that I think you'd be

Kip-tastic for.

Diabolical laughter

in the halls.

Three demerits.

I dig the use of "Kip-tastic",

but you used dance

for evil, man,

and that is not cool with Kip.

Eh.

I just don't understand

how you thought this was

a good idea, Sturgeon.

You know, it wasn't

exactly my idea,

Superintendent Snow.

And that's the problem.

You've lost control.

Hosting the Scrimmage girls

is one thing, but a prank war?

An internet dance fiasco?

And reports

you were seen doing...

the stanky leg?

Hello, this is Eugenia

Scrimmage and I think

I can help.

Oh, please don't.

We have had some interesting

transition challenges,

it's nothing that a sharing

circle couldn't sort out.

Ms. Scrimmage, the Governing

Board of Governance and I

couldn't agree more.

In fact, we are prepared

to have our own sharing

circle when we discuss

who will run the Hall before

someone gets seriously hurt.

Surely you don't mean...

firing me?

That is one option

on the table.

We do have a very qualified

replacement

who is willing and able to...

No. No, please, don't say...

Hello, Sturgeon.

Hartley.

It's me, Rob Hartley.

Yeah, I just said that.

Oh.

Mr. Hartley

has some very interesting ideas

about how better to serve

- the students of Macdonald Hall. - Mm-hmm.

Oh, I'm sure he's very

interested in my job,

since he just lost his own.

Well, you see,

let me explain that.

Like many great men before me,

I was duped... duped, I say...

By cougar traffickers,

but all charges were

dropped, Sturgeon,

when I agreed to testify

against everyone,

- including people - I've never met before.

So all's well that ends well.

We can discuss

all of this, including just who

is best suited to run the Hall,

when the Board meets at the Hall

tomorrow. Hartley?

Mm-hmm. I wouldn't

miss it for the world.

Your evil is

showing, Hartley.

Oh. Thought I'd hung up.

Still on, Hartley.

Oh.

Tomorrow, Sturgeon.

We will support you,

William, don't worry.

My girls, myself,

my entire school...

We will all be behind you.

Eugenia,

I'm right over here.

William,

are you alright?

I told my boys

that change was good,

- that it was a necessary - part of life

- And they could - deal with it and...

And you were right.

No, I was wrong!

I was very wrong.

Now I have to fix it.

Somehow.

Where did you

learn those moves?

Don't you wanna see, Cathy?

Everyone's having a blast.

Okay, where you see a blast,

I see another Bruno Walton plot.

Yeah, well,

we sure see something.

Girls, we need to talk.

I'll get the sharing stick.

I'd like to propose

another study session:

revenge and its practical

applications.

Diane, forget the stick.

And I'm not here to talk

- about a study session. - I'm here to say that,

For the first time

in my life as an educator

and an awakening

specialist, that I am...

disappointed.

In who?

Yeah, tell us

and they're done.

In you girls and your behavior.

But I...

I don't understand.

Is this what

they call... criticism?

Yes, it is, and I think

you all need some.

Mr. Sturgeon opened up

his hall to us

in our time of need,

and how have we repaid him?

Through prank wars

and dance disasters

and horrible manners!

Manners?

What is this supposed to be, a

young ladies' finishing school?

I thought you wanted

strong, independent women

that take...

I do Strong independent women

know how to treat their friends,

which is apparently something

you don't know how to do.

- Oh, nice try, but I'm still - not talking to you, dude.

- Yeah, well, I didn't ask - for this meeting, you did.

Wrong again, Melvin.

Yeah, that's right,

- I'm so mad at you I'm not even - using your cool nickname,

- Which I gave you. - Wait.

If I didn't set this up

and you didn't set this up,

then who set this up?

We did.

We need to talk,

all of us.

- I'd rather eat dirt - than talk to her.

- Oh, I can arrange that. - Stop!

Guys, Sturgeon might get fired

because we can't get along.

- Fired? - What do you mean?

How do you know?

When Scrimmage came

and gave us a lecture...

Wait, wait.

Scrimmage lectured you?

Yeah, pretty freaky.

So we checked around,

talked to some

of our resources... we can't

really tell you who,

it's hush-hush, but...

We asked Mrs. Davis.

The Board's meeting tomorrow

to decide if Sturgeon goes

and Hartley

takes his place.

Whoa, The Fish can be a real

pain in the pants sometimes...

Yeah, but no way the Hall

would deserve Hartley.

This is all our fault.

No,

I'd say it's 30% us,

70% the Scrimmage girls.

Oh my...

But who's counting, right?

Well, 100% of us

need to do something.

She's right. Thankfully,

I have a plan.

Bruno!

It's risky, you know,

and may involve military

vehicles and a lot of penguins...

We do nothing.

Boots, if we don't

do anything,

Sturgeon could get fired

- and Hartley would be - running the Hall. - No.

He's right.

Everything we've been doing,

it all has to stop.

But when Sturgeon

is having that meeting,

the Hall needs to be

the quietest,

best school

in the country.

So no pranks and no revenge.

Okay.

- Just to be clear, - I'm still mad at you.

Yeah, me too.

We still have to tell the boys.

And I'll tell the girls.

For one day in

the Hall's history,

no surprises.

You gotta be kidding me!

A hot air balloon?

It is I, crown prince

of Malbonia, Francisco Diaz.

I ran away to come here

to be a Macdonald Hall boy

like you said I should, Bruno.

So, where's all

the fun to be had?

You were right.

It does taste like stardust.

So funny!

What's the problem, Smith?

George isn't a big fan

of the homeless.

I mean, where

do they even live?

But that's not what my look

of horror is about, O'Neal.

Am I the only one here who

follows international news?

Of course I am.

People of Malbonia,

something terrible

has happened.

Late last night,

our beloved prince regent

Francisco

was taken

from Castle Malbonia

by some unscrupulous monsters

who left a note with

only one word: Canada.

Franny, did you

write that note?

The Prime Minister

of this strange and exotic land

has agreed to help us.

Rest assured, my people,

when we find out

where Francisco is,

there will be terrible

consequences.

Awesome.

Remember Malbonia's

royal motto:

Never forget. Never forgive.

Never forget, never forgive.

Okay.

Wait, you ran away!

This isn't our fault!

This is a fair point.

- We just need to take him - to the Malbonia Embassy

and explain what happened.

No!

I came here to have fun.

Malbonia is so boring.

I wanna be a Hall boy.

I can live right here.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no,

absolutely not.

There's already a waiting list

to be one of my interns. He...

Francisco, when you become king,

you're gonna be able

to do whatever you want.

But I already know

what I want! I wanna stay

here, be a Hall boy,

and make hijinks with Bruno

and Boots forever.

But Franny, we're not

gonna stay here forever,

'cause at some point,

everything's gonna change.

Whether we like it or not.

We have to fix this

before the Hall becomes

the middle of

an international incident

and The Fish gets blamed!

But even if you do,

to save Sturgeon, you need

to convince the Board and unless

one of you is a member, which...

Well, I do have

an aunt and uncle on it.

So they can come and talk

to the Board tomorrow!

No, no, no, no, no,

there's no time!

They live in Singapore!

They haven't been back to

the Hall in over 20 years.

There may have been

some legal issues.

Of course there were.

You know how it is...

- You run one billion-dollar - Ponzi scheme,

Suddenly you're the bad guy.

Cathy...

I know that look.

So do I. Bruno...

you have a crazy plan,

don't you?

Feel like dressing up as a

certain aunt and uncle, Burton?

Maybe, Walton. You feel like

making an impassioned case

to the Board, convincing them

that The Fish must stay?

That is the craziest thing

I have ever heard

and there is no way it is gonna

work the way you think it is.

Of course not.

But whatever does happen,

Burton and I will

figure it out. Together.

Come on, George.

Didn't wanna touch you.

For the muffins!

I mean... for the Hall!

You're absolutely right, Franny.

- Break! - Yes!

Peaceful and quiet.

As long as that lasts.

William, I'm sure everything

is going to be fine.

Really, Eugenia?

What exactly in the past month

has given you confidence

to say that? Hm?

Ms. Davis,

bring me... the speech.

Are you sure, Mr. Sturgeon?

Absolutely.

What is the speech?

Ready?

- Three, - One,

Two, one.

Two, three.

What is that?

This...

is the speech that

Willy gave to the Board

when he first interviewed

for the job, and they said

it was the best speech they'd

ever heard about Macdonald Hall

that didn't rhyme.

And sometimes, on a clear night,

you can still hear the words

echoing down the halls.

And by Mackenzie's beard,

these words shall echo again.

William, I'm sure

it's a very nice speech,

but haven't you changed a lot

since you first started? Grown?

Blossomed, even? Don't you think

you should talk about that?

Don't touch it!

Oh!

Eugenia, I think

I've done enough change.

It's time to go

with what works.

Tradition.

History.

"To my fellow educators.

"A full education means

an ethical education."

And of course tradition,

the very foundation on which

Macdonald Hall is built...

Nice words, Sturgeon,

but you can save it

for when we get inside.

Oh, don't be too hard

on him, Ms. Snow.

I'm sure

Headmaster Sturgeon

- will do everything - he can to keep his job.

Not everything, Hartley.

Just the right thing.

We'll see about

that, won't we?

Fish.

Yes, I went there.

Snow?

Please.

I can't believe it!

I, Francisco Diaz,

crown prince of Malbonia,

involved

in a legendary

Macdonald Hall caper.

That's pretty exciting.

- If you guys don't stop - distracting me,

It'll be pretty over soon.

So long as Diane's drone

- can get the keys, we should be - able to drive the prince

Out of here before the board

meeting is even finished.

And since I'm driving,

you know what that means.

We can test vehicular velocity

as it relates to wind drag?

No, man! Drive-thru!

I envy you, Wilbur.

For your simple pleasures.

There is nothing simple

about this.

- We have about an hour to hit up - ten places between here

And the embassy. We'll need

some serious coordination.

Whereas I chose my life's

passion: science.

Yes, she has betrayed me.

Everybody else's

prank worked,

but my Viscositizer... nothing!

The irony, it stings...

like iron.

Uh-huh.

So, about that drive-thru?

Chris, we gotta move.

Time to do your magic.

I'm assuming this

is all unionized?

Why is he smiling

like that, Walton?

We're usually the ones

with the big crazy smiles.

Yeah, I know.

- It's kind of weird - to look at.

Chris, what are you thinking?

And of course, what would a

Macdonald Hall board meeting be

without my renowned

tea biscuits?

Ms. Snow?

Why don't you take two?

Nobody's looking.

Looks like Mr. Sturgeon forgot

about your extreme gluten

allergy, Ms. Snow.

Carrot stick?

Thank you.

Stress eating again, Sturgeon?

Alright, alright.

Let's get this show on the road.

Wait!

Don't start without us!

We are on the board, too.

Hello, everyone!

Charlie Wexford,

and this is my beautiful wife

Brunhilda.

- Sorry to be late. - Hello.

- Yes, sorry - to be late, yes.

I'm sure if I was allowed to go

to the Hall, Mr. Sturgeon

would've taught me

about arriving on time.

And freshly baked goods!

This takes leadership, you know.

Well, speaking

about leadership,

let's discuss it, shall we?

Ah!

Fantastic idea!

Let's.

What is that horrible noise?

The keys!

You did it!

Was there ever any doubt?

- Not in you. - Alright, now let's get everyone

- Back to the parking lot, - and Wilbur and Elmer

- Can drive this kid - back to his embassy.

- But I've barely - had any adventure!

It's not over yet, Franny.

- The Viscositizer had three - main elements

- Meant to work - in perfect harmony:

Mechanical, chemical, and

what I like to call awesome.

It...

Why does it feel like

I'm at the dentist?

Get it? Laughing gas!

Why can't I work?

They're fine.

Just sleeping.

- What is this place? - Some kind

Of infernal Canadian

kidnapping academy?

Once we have

what we came for,

we will free all the children.

For Malbonia!

And now, I think

the Board is ready

to hear statements

from headmaster Sturgeon,

- followed - by Mr. Hartley,

- On what they - think is best

For Macdonald Hall.

Sturgeon!

Ladies and gentlemen...

Honor and tradition...

are the, uh...

Oh, no.

Are the, uh...

Excuse me

just one moment, please,

if you could. I, uh...

Well, if Mr. Sturgeonpants

- doesn't seem to be ready - for this meeting

which he's known about since

yesterday, but who's counting?

Perhaps I could go first.

Yes, please do.

Ah!

We'll see about that, won't we?

Fish.

What does this Hall

deserve? Well,

unlike my friend here,

I can think of a few words

right off the top of my head.

Words like "tradition"

and "honor".

I just finished saying

those exact words.

Let the man speak, Sturgeon.

Thank you, Ms. Snow.

What's going on?

My initial findings

would suggest some sort

of sleeping gas.

Just before I passed out,

I think I remember

some soldiers.

They were all wearing these

funny black slippers.

Soldiers?

Black funny slippers... ninjas?

Cool!

The Hall's in trouble. Not cool.

Stealing keys and smuggling in

underage dignitaries

is one thing, but... ninjas?

Sturgeon and Bruno and Cathy

are still in that meeting.

Maybe we should,

like, warn them?

Yeah, but...

ninjas!

Do my ears deceive me?

- You have the greatest school - in all of the world,

And yet you are afraid

to defend it?

Well, I am not.

For the Hall!

You know what?

He's right.

Our school

is the greatest.

So let's go save our school

and our friends.

Sorry, who's that

crazy kid again?

It is he,

Francisco Diaz,

crown prince of Malbonia.

- The one you're doing - all this for?

Oh no, I'm just in it

for the drive-thru.

OK, let's go get him.

Let's go, buddy.

Yup, definitely sleeping gas.

Which means we're in trouble...

and I know just what we need!

And that is what a school

like Macdonald Hall

needs in a headmaster,

which you will get in me,

William Theodore Stur...

Uh, Robert Jeremiah Hartley.

Oh!

Thank you.

Excellent speech, Hartley.

Thank you.

The Hall will be

in excellent hands

if run by the man

who wrote that.

Alright, William,

if you have anything

else to add...

Well...

Um...

I suppose that anybody

that is fa... familiar, uh,

with the, um...

I'm not a big fan of, uh...

improvisation. In some ways,

I find that, um...

Ladies and gentlemen,

I, Brunhilda Wexford,

would like to... would like

to say a few words

on behalf of The Fi... uh,

Headmaster Sturgeon.

No! Maybe not

the right time for...

My dear,

dear nephew, George,

well, to be honest,

is not my favorite person in

the world... bit of a snob really.

Brunhilda, Brunhilda,

stay focused, dear.

Yes, right.

This isn't about George.

It isn't even really

about Headmaster Sturgeon.

This is about change. Right.

Do you remember those things

we used to say to the kids?

You know: "Change is a part

"of growing up

and it's a part of life,

and change helps us grow..."

Ha! New heels.

Let's be honest.

Change isn't good.

Change means losing

what you're used to.

We had to change our mascot.

No fun, believe me.

You know, I think perhaps this

is not the best time to talk...

But that doesn't mean

it isn't gonna happen anyways,

to all of us,

and there's nobody better

at helping with that

than Mr. Sturgeon.

I know. I mean, uh,

George has told me

that Headmaster Sturgeon

understands that kids make

mistakes and they mess up,

right? Even temporarily...

take down a school or two, huh?

Isn't that right?

He cares about us.

Some change is good. Some isn't.

Macdonald Hall without

Headmaster Sturgeon...

Ha!

That isn't change.

That's just crazy.

Wait one minute.

You said "Sturgeon

cares about us".

You're not a student

of this school...

or are you?

Pff!

Whoa, easy, easy there, Hartley.

No need to pick on a lady.

Or is she a lady? Hm?

How dare you say

such a thing? I ought to take

you outside right now...

Get out now!

I'm defending you, dear.

Oh, please!

This is obviously a ruse to end

this meeting and save Sturgeon!

Show's what you know.

He didn't know about any

of this. He has no control

over any of us.

Not helping, Bruno,

- but you can - explain later. Uh...

If everybody could just

please follow me, quickly.

Quickly, quickly.

Again, nice trick, Sturgeon,

but I'm not

falling for it.

Where's Jane Snow?

How can she just disappear?

- Alright, come on, - keep moving.

- There's two more - board members gone.

Not to worry,

I'm still here.

Hartley!

This way, let's go, let's go!

Okay, I know a shortcut.

I had that sealed off last week.

- Yeah, I know you think - you did, but...

Other way.

Hold this. Hold this.

Hey! Are those my biscuits?

That's not working!

They're too light and fluffy!

- They're an award-winning - recipe, of course they're light

- And fluffy! - We need something more

Than baked goods to save us!

It worked!

Elmer?

Everybody duck!

Whoa!

Chew on that!

It worked! It worked!

All it needed was

a little more awesome,

and also a couple extra screws

in the backpack, but still,

the Viscositizer's a win!

Nice job!

- Okay, we need to find - the rest of the board members.

Ladies, if you can hear me:

for the Hall's honor!

Yes!

Yeah!

This is all...

As soon as we have our prince,

you all will go.

But until then...

Hi, everyone!

Don't worry, we're gonna get you

out of here as soon as possible.

You're last.

Team one, where are you?

Come in!

Fire in the hole!

Pando? Is that you?

Save our school!

William,

what is going on?

Why am I getting texts

from my girls about ninjas?

Do you hear

what they're chanting?

Save our school.

Your girls

and my boys.

Speaking of boys, all I have

to do now is get Francisco back.

Sorry, who?

Uh, never mind.

It doesn't matter.

It's not important.

Boots, man, you did it! Well,

I mean, we did it. But you...

Bruno! Where's the prince?

I thought you had him.

I did, and... well,

then I didn't, so...

Wait, wait.

What prince?

Bruno! Boots!

That was so much fun!

That prince.

He's with one of them!

Save our prince!

No, no, no, no, no!

It's alright! This is Pando,

- head of the Royal Commandos. - Wait, the Royal Commandos?

- Could somebody - please tell me what is

going on here, exactly?

I would appreciate this, too.

And you would be...

It is I, King Balthazar Diaz

of the Royal Republic

of Malbonia.

Malbonia.

Malbonia.

But why would you

want to come here,

to this place of commoners?

No offense intended.

Because, Father, ever since

I became video pals with

Bruno Walton, I saw how much fun

you can have in a school!

- Even a school - that is not a castle

And has no statues

of myself inside.

It is true,

I am quite fun.

But that is ridiculous!

School is not for fun.

School is for important things,

like learning how to be a king.

You understand this, yes?

Actually, Your Highness,

I happen to believe that when

you let children guide their

own learning experience,

their sense of self

engenders so...

I think what my well-meaning

colleague is trying to say

is that kids know

what they need.

I need a snack!

Believe it! Not only

endangering the board

and the entire school, but me!

Well, and you, of course.

While saving your hide,

Hartley.

While saving all of our hides.

Which the board has agreed

is a pretty great example

of how well Headmaster Sturgeon

has prepared his students

- for life beyond Macdonald Hall. - What?

- Plus, any school - that can make a prince travel

halfway around the world for fun

must be doing

something right.

I don't know what to say.

Well, I do.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You know, she is right.

Yes. Miss Snow is

tough, but fair.

No, no. Your colleague, here.

The beautiful.

Eugenia Scrimmage.

Currently single.

Oh!

- I have ignored - what my son wants

for too long,

and I will fix this.

And I will fix the school

for the damage that my Royal

Commandos have done to it!

Well, one down, at least.

I'm sorry?

Sorry. What my friend means is

that Miss Scrimmage's academy

was also damaged

a few weeks ago, so...

We have to wait for that to be

fixed, and... steam cleaned.

Or, you can allow me to pay

for one brand new school!

That way, Mr. Sturgeon

and Miss Scrimmage

can teach together forever!

No!

- No, I mean, I think, - you know, when it's possible...

There is such a thing as

too much change.

Well! I can just pay for

both schools to be fixed!

Rush job! Around the clock!

Would you say one week

is too long to wait?

- Oh, thank you, that would - really help us

- Let things - get back to normal.

Wow. I suppose this means you

guys can be roommates again!

♪ There have been times ♪

♪ When I was dazed

And confused ♪

♪ There have been days ♪

♪ When I only believed

In bad news ♪

♪ And there are places ♪

♪ That make me look away ♪

No more bad smells,

here or across the street.

You know, I was just

getting used to them.

♪ I wanted, I wanted

I needed, I needed ♪

♪ I needed, I needed

I wanted, I wanted ♪

♪ I want it all ♪

♪ But I still need you ♪

♪ I want it all ♪

♪ But we don't see eye-to-eye ♪

♪ And I still need you ♪

♪ And I still need you ♪

Hey.

I can't find the little

basketball net that went on top,

but it's

around here somewhere.

- It mostly got in the way, - anyway.

I got this.

Is it weird to have

so many feelings

about a pair of blenders?

I hope not.

Look, I never got

a chance to say...

How you got all those kids to

rally against those commandos...

- Well, hey. Probably wouldn't - have been able to

If they hadn't trained

in the prank war.

Look, I... Anyways,

I'm sure, whoever

you decide to room with,

- you'll have a great time... - Bruno.

And I guess the Fish and

you were right, you know?

Maybe we can do

awesome things separately.

Sure we can.

But it's still way more fun

when we do it together.

Alright. Where's that toaster?

Oh, right here!

Let's get cracking.

Alright.

- So I guess growing up means - you can't keep everything

from changing after all,

like the Fish said.

But, if you're lucky,

and you have friends like I do,

you don't have to do it alone.

- How about - some waffles?

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪

Oh. Yo. We gotta go.

There is no time for...

Balls?

Sorry, big boy...

Let's go!

- Follow the good and - the right of the people of...

No!

A little more here!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Gonna make you wanna dance!

♪ Let's go be wild boys ♪

♪ Like a fever burning up ♪

Watch out!

Murray, if you please.

Uh. Where should

I put that?

That's my boy.

But if you hurt my son

I will come back

and destroy all of you!

♪ Our dreams are

Begging to interrupt ♪

♪ Just like a pack

Of lions roaring ♪

I'm sorry. That's rude.

Someone tell me

it's not your brains!

Just... Just sheer panic.

♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪

♪ Like a fever burning up ♪

♪ Move to your own drum ♪

♪ No don't go giving up ♪

♪ Won't stop

'Til we see the sun ♪

- What do we do? - A cougar's in the car!

I don't like cats!

I don't like cats!

Does anyone have

any kitty treats?

Kitty treats!

I don't know, something!

I don't carry kitty treats!

I don't know what to do!

Elmer's skunk

pheromones, please.

There are three words...

I said four words.

♪ No don't go giving up ♪

Yo, is that Hartley?

Yeah!

Look at that nose!

He just made it bigger.

He just made it bigger!

♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪

♪ Like a fever burning up ♪

♪ Move to your own drum ♪

♪ No don't go giving up ♪

♪ Won't stop

'Til we see the sun ♪

♪ Open doors

They're keeping shut ♪

On your mark!

Ohh, that was close!

Cougar! Cougar!

Run back! Run back!

♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪

♪ Like a fever burning up ♪

♪ Move to your own drum ♪

♪ No don't go giving up ♪

- ♪ Won't stop - 'Til we see the sun ♪

- ♪ Open doors - They're keeping shut ♪

♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪

♪ No don't go giving up ♪