1 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:03,044 - Macdonald Hall. - Over the last century, 2 00:00:03,045 --> 00:00:04,505 - Its students - have gone on to become 3 00:00:04,508 --> 00:00:05,652 Judges, scientists, 4 00:00:05,653 --> 00:00:06,798 journalists, 5 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,280 and one magician who 6 00:00:08,281 --> 00:00:09,759 we don't like to talk about. 7 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,157 But just because they went on 8 00:00:11,158 --> 00:00:12,553 to change the world 9 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:13,993 doesn't mean they didn't have 10 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:15,431 any fun while they were here. 11 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,480 What is this noise? 12 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:23,230 That's Boots. 13 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,379 All-around athlete, 14 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,525 all-around great guy. 15 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,361 - Not much of - a Death Rooster fan. 16 00:00:27,364 --> 00:00:30,571 Seven-alarm clock sound. 17 00:00:31,971 --> 00:00:33,366 - That's me, Bruno. - Slacker, rules hacker, 18 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,785 and all-around 19 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,202 not a morning person. 20 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,913 Bruno, we slept in. Practice 21 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,622 starts in 10 minutes. 22 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:48,801 - The two of us - don't always agree. 23 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,843 Our schemes don't 24 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,427 always work out. 25 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,389 - We are so cut from the team - if we're late again. 26 00:00:55,392 --> 00:00:56,765 - Relax. I figured out - how to shave 27 00:00:56,768 --> 00:00:58,559 - Three minutes - off our shortcut. 28 00:00:58,562 --> 00:00:59,810 Man, you are so accurate 29 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:01,060 with a frozen kumquat! 30 00:01:02,418 --> 00:01:03,771 - But we're best friends - for life. Roomies forever. 31 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,065 Oh, we gotta go. 32 00:01:05,068 --> 00:01:06,484 There's no time for... 33 00:01:06,485 --> 00:01:07,901 Waffles? 34 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:11,821 - And nothing will ever - change that. 35 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,539 - Looking good, - Chris! 36 00:01:26,984 --> 00:01:28,714 - Lucky for us, - I always have a plan. 37 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:32,800 Nice. 38 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,553 Finally, some alone time 39 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:36,304 with my flags of the world. 40 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:41,309 OK, what do I start with? 41 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,022 You know, I've never 42 00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:46,104 envied the boys 43 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,775 - over at the Hall - before... 44 00:01:47,778 --> 00:01:49,776 Until aerial meditation day. 45 00:01:51,029 --> 00:01:52,278 Om... 46 00:01:53,886 --> 00:01:55,489 - Cathy and Diane go to - the school across the street, 47 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,846 the Scrimmage Academy 48 00:01:56,847 --> 00:01:58,200 for Education and Awakening, 49 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,453 which has produced just as many 50 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:00,703 judges, scientists, 51 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,664 - and journalists - as Macdonald Hall. 52 00:02:03,687 --> 00:02:04,708 Coming through! 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,941 Gotta mow this! Kinda late. 54 00:02:07,942 --> 00:02:09,754 Talk soon, bye! 55 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,590 - And that's Sturgeon, - our headmaster. 56 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,009 Always on the lookout 57 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,426 for trouble, 58 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,929 - which usually means - me and Boots. 59 00:02:16,932 --> 00:02:18,097 Sturgeon's nickname 60 00:02:18,098 --> 00:02:19,263 is The Fish, 61 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,641 but you don't wanna call him 62 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:22,016 that to his face. 63 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,018 Here you go, 64 00:02:23,019 --> 00:02:24,019 Willy, 65 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,646 the updated you-know-what list. 66 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:27,271 I have divided them 67 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,587 into bad seeds and bad apples. 68 00:02:29,588 --> 00:02:31,901 Ms. Davis, what do you know 69 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,153 about Malbonia? 70 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,614 Is that a skin condition? 71 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:37,991 Well, technically it's an 72 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,366 unincorporated protectorate 73 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,327 with a constitutional monarchy, 74 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,351 but the real question is, 75 00:02:43,352 --> 00:02:45,372 why is their flag on our pole? 76 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,667 What? 77 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,878 Oh, good Lord. 78 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,180 One hundred. 79 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,810 Roll call! 80 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,542 Hey, look out for 81 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:09,272 that garbage can! Look out! 82 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:18,072 Okay, O'Neal... 83 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,741 And that's what I call 84 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,408 sleeping in in style. 85 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,078 - It was so relaxing. - Why don't 86 00:03:23,081 --> 00:03:24,246 We do it every morning? 87 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:25,412 Never seen you before. Okay. 88 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,666 - I've been thinking about that. - I kinda have a plan. 89 00:03:27,669 --> 00:03:29,063 Of course you do. 90 00:03:29,064 --> 00:03:30,459 If we put in job résumés now, 91 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,587 dude, we'll have jobs at the 92 00:03:31,588 --> 00:03:32,712 Hall by the time we graduate 93 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,881 and then we'll never 94 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,048 have to leave. 95 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,300 - I'm just kinda still figuring - out if we keep our room. 96 00:03:37,303 --> 00:03:39,011 Okay, helmets on! 97 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:42,138 Let's get... lacrossing. 98 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,807 Yeah, practicing will help us 99 00:03:43,808 --> 00:03:45,474 beat those York turkeys. 100 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,394 - Wouldn't it just be more fun - to pull a bunch of 101 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:49,146 - Hilarious - pranks on them, though? 102 00:03:49,149 --> 00:03:50,376 Come on, we're 103 00:03:50,377 --> 00:03:51,606 better than that. 104 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,201 Is that brains? 105 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,391 Please tell me 106 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:05,578 that's not your brain! 107 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,331 It's pudding! And it's 108 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,083 on your heads! Ha-ha-ha! 109 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,357 The best part is when you put 110 00:04:12,358 --> 00:04:13,961 the pudding in the helmets. 111 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,091 - Ah yes, Macdonald Hall's - bitter rivals, York Academy. 112 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,531 This isn't a story about that 113 00:04:19,532 --> 00:04:20,968 rivalry, but it starts there, 114 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,325 thanks to a really 115 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:23,679 dumb prank called... 116 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,432 The old "putting pudding 117 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,183 in a helmet" gag. Classic! 118 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,457 Let's get out of here. 119 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:31,729 Later, suckers! 120 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,857 Look on the bright side... 121 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,983 Free pudding! 122 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,485 Ha-ha-ha! Mmm! 123 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,345 Good morning, Headmaster 124 00:04:42,346 --> 00:04:43,449 Hartley speaking, 125 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,681 working hard for my students 126 00:04:44,682 --> 00:04:45,910 every day and every way. 127 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,287 Cut the bull, Hartley, 128 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,662 you know it's me. 129 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,581 Headmaster Sturgeon? 130 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,958 Well, somebody certainly 131 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,333 got vinegar on their chips 132 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,377 this morning. 133 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,672 Actually, Hartley, I was 134 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:57,922 getting tired of waiting 135 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:59,612 for your call. 136 00:04:59,613 --> 00:05:01,300 Call? What call exactly? 137 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,365 The one where 138 00:05:02,366 --> 00:05:03,427 your boys apologize 139 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,013 for pulling that infantile prank 140 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:06,597 on my junior lacrosse team. 141 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,933 Prank? What 142 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,267 do you mean, prank? 143 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,228 - We don't have any pranks - scheduled here. 144 00:05:11,231 --> 00:05:12,834 Well, I'll just check my agenda, 145 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:14,438 shall we? Prank... 146 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,774 no... no prank... 147 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:17,108 no prank... 148 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,944 no... 149 00:05:18,947 --> 00:05:20,258 No, absolutely no prank 150 00:05:20,259 --> 00:05:21,570 scheduled whatsoever. 151 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:22,905 Come off it, Hartley, 152 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:23,907 are you telling me 153 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:24,908 you don't know anything 154 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:26,055 about these pudding helmets? 155 00:05:26,056 --> 00:05:27,201 Oh my! 156 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:28,787 - That's not where - pudding belongs. 157 00:05:28,790 --> 00:05:30,330 - That sounds - downright messy. 158 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,665 I hope it didn't 159 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,000 set your boys off. 160 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,608 Because pudding needs 161 00:05:36,609 --> 00:05:38,212 to set, you see. 162 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,235 Yeah, I got it, Hartley, 163 00:05:39,236 --> 00:05:40,256 it just wasn't funny. 164 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,446 Oh! Well, you know 165 00:05:41,447 --> 00:05:42,633 what else isn't funny? 166 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:43,677 I'm getting tired 167 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:44,718 of waiting around 168 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,053 for you to call me all day! 169 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,347 Call you? What on earth for? 170 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,639 To reassure me 171 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,557 that your students won't stoop 172 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:51,601 to some lame-o retaliation 173 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:52,643 against my boys. 174 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,396 You know, let me remind you, 175 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:56,147 Headmaster Hartley, 176 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,962 that while my boys aren't 177 00:05:57,963 --> 00:05:59,775 perfect, not by a long shot, 178 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,090 they are certainly 179 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:02,402 well above petty things 180 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:05,906 like getting revenge. Goodbye. 181 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,388 We need revenge. 182 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:08,868 All of it. 183 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,037 All in favor? 184 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,247 It's unanimous: 185 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:13,455 revenge will be sought. 186 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,125 - Okay, just promise me - whatever we do, 187 00:06:15,128 --> 00:06:17,252 - It's better than - shoving pudding into a helmet. 188 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:19,316 Exactly, right? Like, 189 00:06:19,317 --> 00:06:21,379 where's the poetry in that? 190 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,882 Where's the craft? 191 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,382 Alright, so what do we do? 192 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,468 I believe this calls 193 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,971 for a revenge pitch speed round. 194 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,471 Good pitches get a thumbs up, 195 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:33,226 bad pitches get the gong. 196 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,937 You heard the man. 197 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:36,645 So what have we got? 198 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,752 We'll play the sound 199 00:06:37,753 --> 00:06:38,856 of an ice cream truck, 200 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,274 and when they come running out, 201 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,964 there's no ice cream. 202 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:46,928 Okay, I'm not saying 203 00:06:46,929 --> 00:06:48,199 it's a guillotine, but... 204 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,305 okay, it's pretty much 205 00:06:49,306 --> 00:06:50,409 a guillotine. 206 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,122 We infect York's water supply 207 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,145 with a special strain 208 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:57,166 of rhinovirus, 209 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,356 spliced with just enough 210 00:06:58,357 --> 00:06:59,543 earthworm DNA 211 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:00,817 to significantly alter their 212 00:07:00,818 --> 00:07:02,088 morphology and create... 213 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,881 Elmer. 214 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,509 Is this another plan to turn 215 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:07,134 the York boys into worm people? 216 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,262 Would that be a problem? 217 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:17,541 I like 218 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:18,604 the sentiment, but... 219 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,648 I'm not sure 220 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:20,689 we can afford a crane. 221 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,153 My uncle raises these 222 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,653 thoroughbred guinea pigs, right? 223 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:27,676 I say we borrow, like, 224 00:07:27,677 --> 00:07:28,697 a hundred of them... 225 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,325 Nope! Not even 226 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:31,951 going there. 227 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,120 Severe guinea pig phobia. 228 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,955 But they're so cute! 229 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,582 - And they have - such luxurious hair... 230 00:07:37,585 --> 00:07:38,688 Can we please talk 231 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:39,793 about something else? 232 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,234 And so, I say that we hire 233 00:07:43,235 --> 00:07:44,504 a witch to put a curse 234 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,506 on the York team. 235 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,051 Hm! that's interesting. 236 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,638 Yeah, except for the little 237 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,223 detail that curses aren't real. 238 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,747 What if we put a curse 239 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:57,268 on the York Academy team, 240 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:59,396 - but then just don't tell them - that it's not real? 241 00:07:59,399 --> 00:08:00,731 Wait, athletes are 242 00:08:00,732 --> 00:08:02,064 superstitious... 243 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,212 You mess with their pre-game 244 00:08:03,213 --> 00:08:04,358 traditions and it can throw 245 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,403 - their whole game. - Exactly, right? If, you know, 246 00:08:06,406 --> 00:08:07,738 Someone steals their mascot, 247 00:08:07,739 --> 00:08:09,071 something like that. 248 00:08:10,095 --> 00:08:11,115 Princess Penelope! 249 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:13,533 Good shot, boys! 250 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,495 And it's all because of you, 251 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,602 the prettiest princess 252 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:20,707 in all the land. 253 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,794 Ladies and gentlemen, 254 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,526 we're gonna steal a princess. 255 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:30,176 It's about to go down. 256 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,000 Alright, York clothes on. 257 00:08:41,001 --> 00:08:42,771 It's go time. Over. 258 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,086 You know, we are right here. 259 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:45,399 You could just tell us. 260 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,776 But this way's more fun. Over. 261 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,570 Good point. Over. 262 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,782 Let's do this! 263 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:02,208 Welcome, parents, 264 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:05,085 students, pain help, 265 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,255 and our many corporate donors. 266 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:12,010 Find tomorrow's leaders today! 267 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:16,805 Welcome, one and all, 268 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,954 to another York Boys 269 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:21,101 Academy pep rally 270 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,687 where we celebrate victory 271 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,440 before it has actually happened. 272 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,109 Why? 273 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,237 Because, come on! 274 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:35,449 We are the York Boys Academy! 275 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,285 - Dude, I tackled him - so hard, 276 00:09:37,288 --> 00:09:38,495 It's a miracle 277 00:09:38,496 --> 00:09:39,703 he can still walk. 278 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:40,872 That's 'cause you're 279 00:09:40,873 --> 00:09:42,039 the greatest, Chip. 280 00:09:43,438 --> 00:09:44,834 Hey, did you hear that? 281 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,359 Let's check it out. 282 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,005 Hey, what are you doing? 283 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,279 Check it out, 284 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,550 it's Hartley! 285 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,740 Look at those teeth. 286 00:09:53,741 --> 00:09:54,927 Ha-ha-ha! 287 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,887 That's my dad, man. 288 00:09:56,888 --> 00:10:00,099 His nose is way bigger! 289 00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:04,062 Make it bigger, make it bigger. 290 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,692 Oh yeah. 291 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,133 Oh, add some spinach 292 00:10:12,134 --> 00:10:13,571 to his teeth. Yeah. 293 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,059 Oh yeah, he's like 294 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,080 a hundred years old, man. 295 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,082 Can't forget the wrinkles. 296 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,397 Hey, guys. 297 00:10:26,398 --> 00:10:27,709 Hey, man. 298 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,547 That is just wrong, man. 299 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,260 Copy that. Princess 300 00:10:35,261 --> 00:10:36,385 is traveling. 301 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:39,054 Yo, let's go. 302 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,515 You really captured 303 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:41,974 his lack of scruples. 304 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:44,768 Nice job, 305 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,396 little weird artist dude. 306 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:48,021 Oh man, that's just wrong. 307 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,219 Yes! 308 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,281 They had no idea! 309 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,325 Totally clueless. 310 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,890 High fives for a perfectly 311 00:11:00,891 --> 00:11:02,453 planned caper. 312 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,497 Uh-uh. Gotta keep my hands 313 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:04,538 at ten and two. 314 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,039 Driving's no joke, boys. 315 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,396 High five for Wilbur getting 316 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:08,750 his license last month 317 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,357 and being such 318 00:11:10,358 --> 00:11:11,962 a conscientious driver. 319 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,008 - When's the last time - you ate, Wilbur? 320 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:16,259 Don't look at me. 321 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:23,183 It came from the cage. 322 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,770 That does not sound 323 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,479 like a princess. 324 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,856 As many of you know, 325 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,025 our beloved Princess Penelope 326 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,985 died earlier this month 327 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,634 after 17 years 328 00:11:36,635 --> 00:11:38,280 of devoted service. 329 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,283 Why, that's almost a hundred 330 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,536 in cat years, 331 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,268 and almost 200 332 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,997 in mascot years. 333 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,000 But, sometimes, 334 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,001 the passing of a loved one 335 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,711 gives one the opportunity 336 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,256 to rethink your branding 337 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,798 strategy, which is why 338 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,447 I am proud to introduce 339 00:11:58,448 --> 00:12:00,093 to you all 340 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,908 York Boys Academy Cougars' 341 00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:03,721 new mascot, 342 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,350 Princess Murdertooth! 343 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,254 Oh, dude! 344 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,660 A bowl of pudding? 345 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,081 Curse you, Macdonald Hall! 346 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,549 Who has an actual, 347 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,966 real live cougar 348 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,468 as their mascot? Why? 349 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,430 - Because they are called - the Cougars, right? 350 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,057 Fun fact: cougars 351 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,682 aren't considered big cats. 352 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,976 They fall into the same family 353 00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,268 as housecats. 354 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,104 - Fun fact: - you can't talk about fun facts 355 00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:53,106 - When you're dead! - That's a technicality. 356 00:12:53,109 --> 00:12:54,482 What do we do? 357 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:55,857 We calm down. We calm down. 358 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,318 It's perfectly secure 359 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,776 inside its cage. 360 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,368 OK, it's... 361 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:06,744 it's perfectly secure 362 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,579 inside the van. 363 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,004 You were saying? 364 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,379 What the... 365 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,715 That cougar's 366 00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:20,048 a terrible driver! 367 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,655 He's definitely not keeping 368 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,260 his hands at ten and two! 369 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,220 Let's go, we gotta get it! 370 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,766 Come on! 371 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:31,435 - The surprisingly - low speed chase ended 372 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,146 with animal control officers 373 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:34,854 tranquilizing the animal. 374 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,023 Charged with one count 375 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,190 of purchasing 376 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,068 a banned exotic animal 377 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,944 is Thomas J. Hartley, 378 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,238 headmaster of the now 379 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,530 formerly prestigious 380 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,200 York Boys Academy, who faces 381 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,868 disciplinary action. 382 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,163 Headmaster Hartley 383 00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,456 lost his job today. 384 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,375 We're sorry. 385 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,294 Because your shenanigans 386 00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:58,025 Brought to light his black 387 00:13:58,026 --> 00:13:59,755 market animal purchase. 388 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,174 Uh, you're welcome? 389 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,304 Boys, since you've both been 390 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,388 together here at the Hall, 391 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,079 you've found yourselves in no 392 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,767 small amount of trouble, hm? 393 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,520 Pancake launcher, 394 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:15,270 illegal road tolls, 395 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,523 underground tunnel to the local 396 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,773 movie theater... 397 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,191 Attempted tunnel, 398 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,734 sir. 399 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,486 Oh, I stand corrected. 400 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,406 What Bruno means is that 401 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,323 we will graciously accept 402 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,742 whatever punishment 403 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,159 you think is fair. 404 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,120 No, actually, I think the time 405 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,079 for punishment is over. 406 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,895 I think for the sake of the Hall 407 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,709 and its legal bills... 408 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,586 We need to have a change. 409 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,381 We punish you? 410 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,342 - Do some kind - of yard work? 411 00:14:44,345 --> 00:14:45,531 Keep in mind, I burn easy. 412 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:46,719 I'm less concerned 413 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,929 - about punishing you for the past - and more interested 414 00:14:48,932 --> 00:14:50,473 - In preparing - you for the future. 415 00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,475 - What future? - A future where you're no longer 416 00:14:52,478 --> 00:14:53,933 At the Hall. 417 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,603 - Or living together, - for that matter. 418 00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:57,103 Actually, sir, 419 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,981 - I have a plan for that. - I'm sure you do, O'Neal, 420 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,400 But a big part of growing up 421 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:01,817 is adapting to change, 422 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,361 and it's my job to ensure that 423 00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:04,903 you're up for the challenge. 424 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,593 Which is why, 425 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,281 effective immediately, 426 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,201 I'm separating the two of you. 427 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,599 That's... 428 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,995 No... 429 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,269 No, sir, that's... 430 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:16,540 Okay, um, 431 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,938 let's just talk this through... 432 00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,334 No need. 433 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,879 My decision's final. 434 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,464 - I know it's gonna take some - adjusting, 435 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:24,965 - But I'm sure - you'll be up to it. 436 00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,634 - What if we're not - up for it? 437 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:27,823 What happens then? Have you 438 00:15:27,824 --> 00:15:29,011 even thought about that? 439 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,223 I very, very strongly suggest 440 00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,807 you find a way, O'Neal, 441 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,289 because if you don't, 442 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,769 you'll find yourself 443 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,521 not at the Hall much longer. 444 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:42,023 Yes, sir. 445 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,359 I know this is gonna be 446 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,693 difficult, but I truly believe 447 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,904 it'll do you both good 448 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,112 to see what you're capable of 449 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,739 separately. 450 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,304 So, as of right now, no more 451 00:15:50,305 --> 00:15:51,867 classes, no more clubs, 452 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,661 no more roommates. 453 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,247 No more 454 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,832 Bruno and Boots. 455 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,931 Ms. Davis dropped these off. 456 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,473 Our new roommate assignments. 457 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,225 - We should probably - get it over with. 458 00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:17,977 - I wanna give you - something first. 459 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,771 Dude! 460 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,106 My party shades! Ha! 461 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,401 Uh... oh! Here. 462 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,904 My lucky puck. 463 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:30,969 Isn't this the puck that 464 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,031 hit you in the stomach? 465 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,408 Yep, but it's lucky 466 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,556 because it didn't nail me 467 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:35,703 anywhere lower. 468 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,668 What's wrong, man? 469 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,627 I've never seen you like this. 470 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,630 I'm not good with change. 471 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,383 My parents once painted my room 472 00:16:48,384 --> 00:16:50,133 without telling me... 473 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,135 I didn't sleep 474 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,136 for a month, Bruno. 475 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,201 Don't be scared. 476 00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,264 Here, look. Come here. 477 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,266 You take the smoothie station. 478 00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,998 Okay? I'll be fine. 479 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,728 That's just it! You'll be fine! 480 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,982 - You're Bruno Walton, you always - land on your feet! 481 00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,150 You've got 482 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:06,316 a plan! What do I have? 483 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,027 - Yes, that's right. - That's right, I do. 484 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,445 And so... here. 485 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,386 You take your half, I'll take 486 00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:14,324 mine. Hang on to that. 487 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,743 We're gonna be making cheddar 488 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,160 and bacon smoothies in no time. 489 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,705 Yeah, I actually hate those. 490 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,999 I promise you. 491 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,125 Alright. 492 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,024 How weird can our roommate 493 00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:27,922 assignments actually be, right? 494 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,595 Yeah, that weird. 495 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:43,854 - Don't you have - your own hazmat suit? 496 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,188 Pardon? 497 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,712 Don't you have 498 00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:48,233 your own hazmat suit? 499 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,944 Uh, no? Should I? 500 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,906 - Opening a window - should suffice. 501 00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,115 Welcome, roomie. 502 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,870 Lot of stuff and gear, Elmer. 503 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,705 And why is it so creepy? 504 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,749 My world is the world 505 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,790 of science, 506 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:04,918 the world of knowledge 507 00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:06,043 and discovery. 508 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,962 - Yeah, okay, but where - did the last guy live? 509 00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,401 For some reason, he elected 510 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:10,839 to live in a box. On the roof! 511 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,551 I can't imagine why. 512 00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:16,595 My synthetic mucus! 513 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,265 Oh, sorry! I did not 514 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,932 mean to... wow. 515 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,518 That is a new smell. 516 00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,101 I can see we're going to have 517 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,521 - to establish some ground rules. - Let me start with a list 518 00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:27,773 Of things you shouldn't touch. 519 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,046 Test tubes, beakers, 520 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,316 petri dishes, 521 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,632 anything on the primary 522 00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:32,945 or secondary science tables, 523 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,510 likewise my pheromones 524 00:18:34,511 --> 00:18:36,073 of the animal kingdom, 525 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,283 and you do not wanna touch 526 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,491 any of the slime molds 527 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,286 in the specimen fridge. 528 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,643 OK, but what about 529 00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:43,705 the blueberry yogurt? 530 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,708 What blueberry yogurt? 531 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,728 Hi. This is... 532 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:10,189 - Mr. O'Neal, welcome. - Mr. Wexford-Smith III 533 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,838 has been expecting you. 534 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,486 He has? 535 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,708 Is this room bigger 536 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,107 on the inside? 537 00:19:30,108 --> 00:19:31,503 Considerably. 538 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,755 But well worth the expense. 539 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,134 Murray, if you please? 540 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,887 Good to have you on board. 541 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,035 So you're outsourcing 542 00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:43,181 handshakes now. 543 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,641 I was a skeptic, 544 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,644 until I ran the numbers. 545 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,645 Welcome to your new home. 546 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,856 Non-disclosure agreement. 547 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,942 You shouldn't have. 548 00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:53,025 Well, living here, 549 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,340 you may be privy to trade 550 00:19:54,341 --> 00:19:55,652 secrets, cap and trade policies, 551 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696 etc. etc. 552 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,737 Most of all... 553 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,699 I love the smell of contracts 554 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,868 in the morning. 555 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,620 I need to lie down. 556 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,622 Where do you sleep? 557 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,835 Sleep? 558 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,254 And miss a day's trade 559 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,671 or the Tokyo Stock Exchange? 560 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,507 No, no, no, no. That's 561 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,341 Murray's job now, old fence. 562 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,720 I'm sorry, but I need a bed 563 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,680 to sleep in, to study in, 564 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,683 - to sleep in while pretending - to be studying... 565 00:20:25,686 --> 00:20:27,393 - This is not gonna work, - I'm sorry. 566 00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:28,894 Relax, old sock. 567 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,125 We have you all settled. 568 00:20:30,126 --> 00:20:31,354 Right over here. 569 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,860 You'll be snug as a bug. 570 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,863 - I mean, of course I'll expect - you to clean out 571 00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:40,344 By start of business hours 572 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:41,823 each AM, but until then, 573 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,408 welcome home. 574 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,327 Ah! That's my 6:50. 575 00:21:16,548 --> 00:21:17,984 Hey! 576 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,278 So you deciphered my code. 577 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,468 A picture of the place 578 00:21:21,469 --> 00:21:22,655 we're secretly meeting at 579 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:23,678 doesn't really 580 00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:24,699 qualify as a code. 581 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,659 So, how's living with George? 582 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,808 Is it true that his room's 583 00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:28,954 actually some company? 584 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,081 Yeah, no, I sleep 585 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:31,206 next to the photocopier. 586 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,209 - And it's not so much sleep - as I close my eyes 587 00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:34,293 For ten seconds before 588 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,376 somebody prints something. 589 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,130 - Well, um, - I found 590 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:38,173 One of Elmer's carnivorous 591 00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,214 centipedes in my bed. 592 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,508 Don't ask why I know 593 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,800 it's carnivorous. 594 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,866 I'm glad at least one of us is 595 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,929 getting a kick out of all this. 596 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,889 Wait a minute. 597 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,308 I know that smirk. 598 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,725 You've got a plan. 599 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,207 Why else would I call you here? 600 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,686 OK, well, make it quick. 601 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,709 If The Fish catches us 602 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:55,730 together, we're through. 603 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,942 - Should I get the guys together - for a meeting? - No, no. 604 00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,611 Actually, this plan kinda means 605 00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:01,278 doing the exact opposite. 606 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,988 Normally, 607 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,428 we ask our friends for a bit 608 00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:05,865 of help, right? This time, 609 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,117 our friends are gonna help us 610 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:08,367 without them even knowing. 611 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,870 We're about to become 612 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,370 the worst roommates 613 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:13,103 in the history 614 00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:14,833 of rooms... or mates. 615 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,671 I call it Operation Doommates. 616 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,007 Then Sturgeon threw some butter 617 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,424 and someone threw some icing in, 618 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,802 and then it just turned into 619 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,178 this huge epic food fight 620 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,826 right on stage. 621 00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:29,472 Such tales of waste, Bruno! 622 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,787 You could've fed 623 00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,100 dozens instead! 624 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,811 Macdonald Hall 625 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,520 is a dream school. 626 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,730 Every day, it's zany antics. 627 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,025 What are you doing? 628 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,317 Oh, just talking to Francisco, 629 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,799 your Malbonian video pen pal. 630 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,278 Hey, Elmer! 631 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,405 Yeah, my Malbonian 632 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,530 video pen pal! 633 00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,220 Hey, Franny, you should 634 00:22:47,221 --> 00:22:48,908 totally come to the Hall! 635 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:49,973 You know, maybe there's, 636 00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:51,036 like, an exchange or... 637 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,871 No! No, no, no, no, no! 638 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,227 Come to MacDonald Hall? 639 00:22:54,228 --> 00:22:55,581 Where students sell doorknobs 640 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,583 and don't go to jail? 641 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,002 Where are my test tubes? 642 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,419 Ah man, you know what? 643 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:02,421 The charity drive came by today. 644 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:03,507 They must have taken it. 645 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:04,590 Bruno, those were 646 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:05,759 highly concentrated 647 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,926 skunk pheromones 648 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,385 I was collecting for a year! 649 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,596 If one of those 650 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,805 test tubes breaks, 651 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:11,912 it'll be skunk mating 652 00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,016 season for months! 653 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,164 Elmer, I'm sorry, 654 00:23:14,165 --> 00:23:15,310 I had no idea. 655 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,647 What is that? 656 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,691 Oh, Mr. Captain Cuddles? 657 00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,070 - I've had him for like ten years. - Have you guys not met? 658 00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:26,029 Wherever he goes, I go. 659 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,780 Isn't that right, Mr. Cuddles? 660 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,262 Aren't you cute? 661 00:23:29,263 --> 00:23:30,743 Look at you, you're so cute! 662 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,913 Well, you can rest assured, 663 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,207 because when it comes to 664 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,498 collateralized debt obligations, 665 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:38,584 I happen to be 666 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,667 a bit of an expert. 667 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,337 Hello? Hello? 668 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,715 Hello? What are you doing? 669 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:49,261 This simply cannot be! 670 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,637 Oh, sorry, George. 671 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,994 I gotta be ready for 672 00:23:52,995 --> 00:23:54,349 the Junior Jazz Ensemble. 673 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:55,476 The show is only 674 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:56,601 three months away! 675 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,083 This just 676 00:23:58,084 --> 00:23:59,562 cost me a client! 677 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,606 I'll try and play as quietly 678 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,110 as I possibly can. 679 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,950 See? It's like 680 00:24:10,951 --> 00:24:13,243 I'm not even here! 681 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:16,372 Ms. Davis? Ms. Davis! 682 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,646 [GEORGE AND ELMER 683 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,797 It was so loud I could 684 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,090 feel it in my chest! 685 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,594 - I can't believe - this is working. 686 00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:31,700 Hey, I made a promise, 687 00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:32,804 didn't I? 688 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,848 Rinse and repeat until 689 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:34,889 we're roomies again. 690 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,642 Alright, alright, alright! 691 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,393 Take it easy, Einstein! 692 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,457 Don't get your fifties 693 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,519 in a knot. Here. 694 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,605 Fill out these roommate 695 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:42,688 request forms. 696 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,504 Now you need to 697 00:24:44,505 --> 00:24:46,319 build up an appetite. 698 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:59,414 ♪ I stick to you like glue ♪ 699 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,083 ♪ You're my weekend 700 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,750 I like what you did ♪ 701 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,171 'Sup, roomie? 702 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:07,339 Hey, this isn't 703 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,506 your food, is it? 704 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,635 This isn't gonna work out. 705 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,270 Um, you boys wouldn't be 706 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,794 intentionally bad fits for all 707 00:25:23,795 --> 00:25:25,315 your new roommates, would you? 708 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,068 Mr. Sturgeon, I can honestly 709 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,818 say we would be terrible fits 710 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,362 with anybody. 711 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,904 We're trying our best, sir. 712 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,823 Ah, don't worry. 713 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,451 There are over 300 new boys 714 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,077 for you to try harder with. 715 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,214 Operation Doommates just got 716 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,048 a "snore-midable" improvement. 717 00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:57,847 You gotta be kidding me! 718 00:25:59,372 --> 00:26:00,892 - Aw, man! Come on, - be quiet, let me sleep! 719 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,353 Incoming. 720 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,238 Here we go again. 721 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,092 Do angels live here? 722 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,646 No, I don't drink tea. 723 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,172 Actually, you know, 724 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,944 I'll give it a try. 725 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:59,159 Ah! Thank you. 726 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,137 Man, I've been on fire! 727 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,845 Bro, most of these kids 728 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,390 - don't even last - a single night with me! 729 00:27:21,393 --> 00:27:22,767 Carlos, done. 730 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,142 Brian J., done. 731 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,436 That Gordon kid that never 732 00:27:25,437 --> 00:27:26,727 stopped typing, done. 733 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,001 Wow! That's great, 734 00:27:28,002 --> 00:27:29,272 man, really. 735 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,150 - If you've been - keeping up with me, 736 00:27:31,153 --> 00:27:32,422 We have got to be through most 737 00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:33,692 of the roommate options by now. 738 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,987 Gimme your names, 739 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,279 I'll cross them off. 740 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,698 I'm... kind of still 741 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,115 living with Chris. 742 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,868 What? Dude, it's been 743 00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:42,619 over a week! 744 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:43,869 Doesn't he drive you crazy, 745 00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,539 - always never talking, - always so quiet? 746 00:27:45,542 --> 00:27:47,206 Well... 747 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,876 Mumsie, look! The Duke of 748 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,543 Bermondsey's driving a lorry, 749 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,129 and he's wearing a jumper! 750 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,712 Cheerio! 751 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,549 So he really is British. 752 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,426 Super British. 753 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,677 Dude, it's been over a week! 754 00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:01,951 Meanwhile, I've been 755 00:28:01,952 --> 00:28:03,222 burning through roommates 756 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,495 like sulfuric acid 757 00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:05,766 burns through iron. 758 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:06,998 I think I still have 759 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:08,227 some residual Elmer on me. 760 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,793 I know, but Chris 761 00:28:09,794 --> 00:28:11,356 is a good guy. 762 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,358 I don't know, I kinda 763 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,359 like living with him. 764 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,902 What's wrong? Do you need a 765 00:28:14,903 --> 00:28:16,444 hand? 'Cause I can come by... 766 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,009 No, no. Tonight's 767 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,572 - watercolor night. - Excuse me? 768 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:20,741 I... it's 769 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,907 just a thing... 770 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,700 that we do. Obviously, 771 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:25,745 - I didn't have the greatest - technique at first, 772 00:28:25,748 --> 00:28:26,767 But he really helped me 773 00:28:26,768 --> 00:28:27,788 work on my brush strokes 774 00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:28,998 and my use of negative space, 775 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,042 and the whole thing 776 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,083 just came to... 777 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,960 What? 778 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:34,920 I like painting! 779 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,089 Whatever. We just need 780 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,256 to stick to the plan. 781 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,176 - Don't you think that maybe - we've been taking 782 00:28:39,179 --> 00:28:41,011 - Some of this - Doommate stuff pretty far? 783 00:28:41,014 --> 00:28:42,720 You'll get over it, dude. 784 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,826 All we're doing is slightly 785 00:28:43,827 --> 00:28:44,930 annoying people 786 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,516 for a good cause. We're like 787 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,100 mosquitoes who recycle. 788 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,603 Well, maybe I don't 789 00:28:49,604 --> 00:28:51,104 wanna be Chris' mosquito. 790 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,066 Are you forgetting why 791 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,525 we're doing this, dude? 792 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,798 You know, "I can't 793 00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:58,069 handle change, Bruno! 794 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,238 Help me, Bruno! I'm 795 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,405 nothing without you!" 796 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:02,012 Okay, I remember the first two, 797 00:29:02,013 --> 00:29:03,616 not so sure about the last one. 798 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:05,201 I know what you meant. 799 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:06,766 Anyways, don't you still 800 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,329 wanna live together? 801 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,124 Of course! 802 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,916 I swear. Just... 803 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,356 maybe we should take a break 804 00:29:13,357 --> 00:29:14,793 for a couple days, you know, 805 00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:15,795 make sure we still have 806 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:16,796 some friends left. 807 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,298 I suppose next you'll want me 808 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:19,798 to give back Elmer's pheromones. 809 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,800 Hey! 810 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,012 That's the spirit! C'mon! 811 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:27,266 Let's go. 812 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,816 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What are you doing here? I... 813 00:29:36,819 --> 00:29:38,443 Elmer's pheromones, please. 814 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:39,716 There's three words that 815 00:29:39,717 --> 00:29:40,986 should never go together. 816 00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:44,031 - Have you tried - buying him dinner? 817 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,326 What happened 818 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,618 to Operation Doommates? 819 00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,494 Thank you. 820 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,684 But he's been practicing 821 00:29:49,685 --> 00:29:50,871 his brush stroke technique. 822 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,083 Not to be a drama llama, 823 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,419 but are you guys okay? 824 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,753 Never better. 825 00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:58,547 - I'll take that. - No, you need 826 00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,736 To get back to Chris. 827 00:29:59,737 --> 00:30:00,923 I said I got it. 828 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,301 You don't trust me now? 829 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:03,676 Come on, dude, gimme the phero... 830 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,596 Ugh, that stuff reeks! 831 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,682 We are so sorry. We will 832 00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:08,765 - stay and clean up. - Uh, no. 833 00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,891 We have no time. 834 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,269 We have to get you back 835 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,646 to that canvas. See you, gals! 836 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:16,836 Okay... 837 00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:18,190 Uh... 838 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,942 Are you serious? 839 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,737 - So they can use a little - air freshener! 840 00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:22,988 What's the worst that 841 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,238 could actually happen? 842 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,865 Uh... that? 843 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:33,373 And that. 844 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,022 We should go. 845 00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:37,461 Really should. 846 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,956 Boys, a couple of things 847 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,811 have come to my attention. 848 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:56,479 Oh... 849 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,462 Uh, I think what Boots 850 00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:02,443 meant to say was, uh, "Oh?" 851 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,967 Let's begin with how 852 00:31:03,968 --> 00:31:05,488 incompatible you both seem to be 853 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,928 with virtually 854 00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:08,366 every other boy in dorm 1. 855 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,639 Yeah, it's a real shame. 856 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,909 I feel like I could room 857 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,308 with anyone, but I don't know, 858 00:31:12,309 --> 00:31:13,705 I guess the other guys just... 859 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,853 don't feel the 860 00:31:14,854 --> 00:31:15,998 same way about me. 861 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:18,459 Yeah... ditto. 862 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,358 Hm. It's almost as if the only 863 00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:22,254 people you two can live with 864 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,256 are... the two of you. 865 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,552 Almost, sir. 866 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,640 Except for one little wrinkle. 867 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,206 The plan to separate you is 868 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:37,102 working. Boots' marks are up 6%. 869 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,522 Really? That's great! 870 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:41,525 But 6% is not that much. 871 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,526 It's enough for me to think 872 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,986 - that separating you was - a good idea. 873 00:31:44,989 --> 00:31:46,739 - I'm tempted - to keep it that way for good. 874 00:31:46,742 --> 00:31:48,094 But that's not part 875 00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,448 of the plan. I mean, uh... 876 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,116 I mean... no... 877 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,535 Not like we have a plan. 878 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:53,952 Or I had a plan. 879 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,080 What plan? 880 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,729 Well, regardless, 881 00:31:57,730 --> 00:31:59,375 there's another little wrinkle 882 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,857 that's going to affect the way 883 00:32:00,858 --> 00:32:02,336 we all live for a while. 884 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,547 Something happened at 885 00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:04,756 Scrimmage's last night. 886 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:07,007 Oh... I mean, 887 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:08,718 oh? 888 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:11,534 Yeah, massive skunk damage. Some 889 00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:14,348 kind of skunk mating frenzy. 890 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,476 - Carpets have to be ripped out, - wood replaced... 891 00:32:16,479 --> 00:32:18,270 - The air quality alone means - it's going to be 892 00:32:18,273 --> 00:32:19,979 - Uninhabitable - for months. 893 00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:21,043 I guess you already 894 00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:22,106 know that we... 895 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,525 - Would have no choice - but to invite 896 00:32:23,528 --> 00:32:24,547 Our neighbors here 897 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:25,568 in their time of need. 898 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,862 P... pardon? 899 00:32:26,863 --> 00:32:28,154 Say what now? 900 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,991 - Attention, - Macdonald Hall students, 901 00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,034 This is 902 00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,076 Headmaster Sturgeon. 903 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,767 Macdonald Hall's mission is 904 00:32:35,768 --> 00:32:37,455 to ensure each of you grow up 905 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,665 to be functioning adults, 906 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:40,917 and also understand 907 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,167 that change, 908 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,566 however difficult, 909 00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:44,962 can also be a good thing, 910 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,444 especially when it means 911 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:47,924 being a good citizen 912 00:32:47,925 --> 00:32:49,383 and a good neighbor. 913 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:50,427 There will be some new 914 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:51,469 faces in this school, 915 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,805 and possibly for the rest 916 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,138 of the year, 917 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,808 because Macdonald Hall is now 918 00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:57,475 the new temporary home 919 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,561 of Scrimmage Academy. 920 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,982 Please welcome our guests, 921 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:04,315 while giving them 922 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,151 - what little space - we can offer. 923 00:33:06,154 --> 00:33:08,153 - Although their classes - and living quarters 924 00:33:08,156 --> 00:33:10,072 Will remain separate, we'll all 925 00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:11,989 be under the same roof. 926 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,388 Maybe we should take our 927 00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:14,784 chances with the skunks. 928 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,141 It smells like 929 00:33:16,142 --> 00:33:17,496 grandpas in here. 930 00:33:19,205 --> 00:33:21,270 Come on, Diane. 931 00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:23,334 So let's all rise 932 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,087 to the challenge of this 933 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:26,838 temporary change, shall we, 934 00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:28,758 and embrace the opportunity 935 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:30,675 to grow and to learn. 936 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:31,990 Thank you. 937 00:33:31,991 --> 00:33:33,302 Wow. 938 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:34,388 So what does this mean? 939 00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:35,471 Uh, it means that space 940 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,786 is now very limited, 941 00:33:36,787 --> 00:33:38,098 so no more room changes. 942 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,372 Compatibility is a luxury 943 00:33:39,373 --> 00:33:40,643 we can no longer afford. 944 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,187 But our... our room! 945 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,729 Your room is now... 946 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,273 Ah! 947 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:47,922 Scrimmage's Therapeutic 948 00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,568 Bubble Wrap Room. 949 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:50,675 Apparently, popping 950 00:33:50,676 --> 00:33:51,779 bubbles is a keystone 951 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,906 of her curriculum. 952 00:33:52,907 --> 00:33:54,031 I'm sorry, boys, 953 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,951 - you won't be living together - anytime soon, 954 00:33:55,954 --> 00:33:57,786 - Not until things - are back to normal. Clear? 955 00:33:57,789 --> 00:33:59,225 Yes, sir. This 956 00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:00,663 certainly brings everything 957 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:02,207 into perspective. 958 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,749 Oh, does it now? 959 00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,168 Hello! Make way! Hello! 960 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,963 Coming through! Oh, watch out! 961 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,507 Oh, hello! 962 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:14,176 Eugenia... I mean Ms. Scrimmage, 963 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,887 what are you doing here? 964 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:17,596 Hello, office mate. 965 00:34:17,597 --> 00:34:19,515 May I just say 966 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,538 that your generosity 967 00:34:20,539 --> 00:34:21,559 is an inspiration, 968 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,978 and quite unexpected. Oh! 969 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:25,938 So much possibility in here. 970 00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,982 All of this... gone. 971 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,422 Uh, you're moving 972 00:34:29,423 --> 00:34:30,860 into my office? 973 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:32,363 Well, as headmistress, I need 974 00:34:32,364 --> 00:34:33,863 a nexus of concentration, 975 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:35,324 and if the boys and girls 976 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:36,782 can share the school, 977 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,784 surely you and I 978 00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:38,785 can share one room. 979 00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,099 How would you say that the 980 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,412 energy flows best in this room... 981 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,956 This way, or this way? 982 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,751 Wouldn't you be much happier 983 00:34:45,752 --> 00:34:47,543 in a... oh, I don't know, 984 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,670 a field or a lovely tree? 985 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,630 Ha! No, I would not. 986 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,174 I am not an orangutan. 987 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,510 It's not even 988 00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,845 my spirit animal. 989 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,849 Well, we'll let you, uh, 990 00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,349 rise to the challenge 991 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,310 and embrace opportunities. 992 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,731 I cannot work without my wind 993 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:09,023 chimes. 994 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,067 These will change 995 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:11,109 your life, William. 996 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,947 - So wait, you're - telling us that you spent 997 00:35:15,948 --> 00:35:17,366 the last month making our lives 998 00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,783 a waking nightmare 999 00:35:18,784 --> 00:35:20,056 from which there was 1000 00:35:20,057 --> 00:35:21,326 no escape, just so you two 1001 00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,245 could be roomies again? 1002 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,769 But now you want our help to 1003 00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:26,290 do the same thing to the girls? 1004 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,563 Maybe we owe you guys 1005 00:35:27,564 --> 00:35:28,834 an apology. 1006 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,378 - Mm-hmm. - Maybe! 1007 00:35:30,381 --> 00:35:31,797 - And Boots - is working on that 1008 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,632 - Right now, okay, - but the bottom line is, 1009 00:35:33,635 --> 00:35:35,571 The longer the girls stay, 1010 00:35:35,572 --> 00:35:37,509 the more Macdonald Hall changes. 1011 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,928 They have got to go. 1012 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,847 - And the girls - Could not agree more. 1013 00:35:40,850 --> 00:35:42,808 Don't touch me. 1014 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,894 Wait, really? 1015 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:47,896 Well, I don't know 1016 00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:48,897 what you guys are serving 1017 00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:49,940 in the buffeteria, 1018 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:50,982 but it isn't food. 1019 00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:52,776 - And I don't know - what buffeteria means, 1020 00:35:52,779 --> 00:35:54,192 But it isn't a real word. 1021 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,194 - And one of your teachers - scolded Diane 1022 00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:58,156 - for digging a hole - in the schoolyard. 1023 00:35:58,159 --> 00:35:59,408 I was just trying to bury 1024 00:35:59,409 --> 00:36:00,658 my metaphorical inhibitions. 1025 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,996 - Plus-and I mean this - in the nicest way possible... 1026 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,561 I've smelled fast food dumpsters 1027 00:36:06,562 --> 00:36:08,124 that stink less than you alls. 1028 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,647 That's true. 1029 00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:11,168 That one's fair, actually. 1030 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,544 The gong is ready to go. 1031 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,422 - Oh no, we don't need that - anymore, Wilbur. 1032 00:36:14,425 --> 00:36:16,256 I actually already have a plan. 1033 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:19,344 Operation Fake Prank War. 1034 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,180 That's... 1035 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:23,181 that's brilliant. 1036 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,182 If Sturgeon 1037 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,183 and Scrimmage think 1038 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,581 the boys and the girls can't get 1039 00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:27,977 along, they'll separate us. 1040 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:30,147 - Scrimmage will find us somewhere - else to stay 1041 00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:31,773 - While the school - gets de-skunked. 1042 00:36:31,776 --> 00:36:33,129 A motel, a trailer park, 1043 00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,483 a ditch... anything would be 1044 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,069 an improvement. No offense. 1045 00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:37,653 Guys, 1046 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:40,322 do I have to remind you? 1047 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,762 Bruno's plans don't 1048 00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:43,200 always go as... 1049 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,452 planned. 1050 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,579 He's right. 1051 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:50,374 Sometimes they go better. 1052 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,793 Alright, let's go! 1053 00:36:51,794 --> 00:36:53,210 Yeah! 1054 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,088 - Okay, let's just remember - the ground rules. 1055 00:36:55,091 --> 00:36:56,840 - That's right, - where there are no rules, 1056 00:36:56,843 --> 00:36:58,466 - Only losers and winners. - No! 1057 00:36:58,469 --> 00:36:59,593 That this is 1058 00:36:59,594 --> 00:37:00,718 a fake prank war 1059 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,388 for Sturgeon's benefit. 1060 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,055 We don't want to hurt anyone. 1061 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,578 Right? 1062 00:37:05,579 --> 00:37:07,099 Right. 1063 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,101 That too. 1064 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:10,437 Ready... 1065 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:11,770 Break! 1066 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,148 ♪ She said I'm starting 1067 00:37:13,149 --> 00:37:14,523 A war today ♪ 1068 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,609 ♪ I said you're already 1069 00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:16,692 On your way ♪ 1070 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:17,818 ♪ I know trouble ♪ 1071 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:22,762 ♪ Homerun, back where 1072 00:37:22,763 --> 00:37:24,408 You started from ♪ 1073 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,535 ♪ Shotgun, sing me 1074 00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:26,660 Another song ♪ 1075 00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:29,623 ♪ Moron 1076 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:30,749 Keep your seatbelt on ♪ 1077 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,398 Bye, Walton! 1078 00:37:34,399 --> 00:37:36,461 Watch your back, girls. 1079 00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,027 ♪ All wrapped up 1080 00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:39,590 And ready to go ♪ 1081 00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:41,051 ♪ Eyes on the sun 1082 00:37:41,052 --> 00:37:42,509 And feet the snow ♪ 1083 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,866 ♪ There isn't a place 1084 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:45,221 Where we can't go ♪ 1085 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,744 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1086 00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:48,265 Select my targets, 1087 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,060 am my newest invention, 1088 00:37:50,061 --> 00:37:51,853 the "Viscositizer", and... 1089 00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:57,233 Minimal malfunct... whoa! 1090 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,905 Well, the liquid works. 1091 00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,366 ♪ And I know what 1092 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:05,824 The future holds ♪ 1093 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,681 ♪ Seen her on the center boards 1094 00:38:07,682 --> 00:38:09,536 Coming ♪ 1095 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,290 ♪ Whether you're ready or not ♪ 1096 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:19,380 Really? 1097 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,011 ♪ All wrapped up 1098 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,470 And ready to go ♪ 1099 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:27,681 ♪ Eyes on the sun 1100 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:28,889 And feet the snow ♪ 1101 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:30,204 ♪ There isn't a place 1102 00:38:30,205 --> 00:38:31,516 Where we can't go ♪ 1103 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,228 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1104 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,647 Okay, new plan, new plan. 1105 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,191 Prank hard. 1106 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,401 That is a prank war. 1107 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:44,571 A game no one wins. 1108 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,387 Maybe it's all in good fun. 1109 00:38:46,388 --> 00:38:48,200 Oh, that's not fun, Eugenia. 1110 00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:50,619 What on earth is that noise? 1111 00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,037 It's my wet noise generator. 1112 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:53,102 It's just the thing to use 1113 00:38:53,103 --> 00:38:54,165 in times of stress. 1114 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,334 Just the thing to give me 1115 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,500 a splitting headache. 1116 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,419 - Oh, that means - I should turn it up. 1117 00:39:01,506 --> 00:39:02,840 Ugh. 1118 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,092 ♪ All wrapped up 1119 00:39:04,093 --> 00:39:05,342 And ready to go ♪ 1120 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,595 ♪ Eyes on the sun 1121 00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:07,845 And feet the snow ♪ 1122 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,243 ♪ There isn't a place 1123 00:39:09,244 --> 00:39:10,639 Where we can't go ♪ 1124 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,975 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1125 00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,688 Walton! 1126 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,939 Catch me! 1127 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:22,527 No way this is gonna 1128 00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:23,735 get out of hand, right? 1129 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,509 Well, define 1130 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:27,282 "out of hand". 1131 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:31,056 ♪ It always tries 1132 00:39:31,057 --> 00:39:32,703 To knock me dead ♪ 1133 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,164 ♪ All wrapped up 1134 00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,622 And ready to go ♪ 1135 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,000 ♪ Eyes on the sun 1136 00:39:37,001 --> 00:39:38,375 And feet the snow ♪ 1137 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,774 ♪ There isn't a place 1138 00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:41,170 Where we can't go ♪ 1139 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,630 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1140 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,008 ♪ All wrapped up 1141 00:39:45,009 --> 00:39:46,383 And ready to go ♪ 1142 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,885 ♪ Eyes on the sun ♪ 1143 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,158 Alright, second time's 1144 00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:50,428 the charm. 1145 00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:53,391 A few adjustments and... 1146 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:58,313 Not again! Whoa! 1147 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,110 Bruno! 1148 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,321 Bruno! 1149 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,824 Come on, come on! 1150 00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:10,324 Wha... 1151 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,848 I've been thinking... 1152 00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:13,369 Maybe we should pull back 1153 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:14,538 on this prank war. 1154 00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:15,704 What? Why? 1155 00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:17,332 - I just think it's - getting out of hand. 1156 00:40:17,335 --> 00:40:18,958 - I don't know what you're - talking about. 1157 00:40:18,961 --> 00:40:20,543 - This prank is going - to be beautiful. 1158 00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:22,024 What prank? 1159 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,839 No, no, don't! 1160 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,173 No! No! 1161 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,551 What's wrong? You can dish it 1162 00:40:27,552 --> 00:40:28,926 out but you can't take it? 1163 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,137 Cathy! 1164 00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:31,345 Guys! 1165 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,183 - I knew this - would escalate! 1166 00:40:35,186 --> 00:40:36,393 I'm doing this for you! 1167 00:40:36,394 --> 00:40:37,601 Guys, stop! 1168 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,062 You're gonna break it! 1169 00:40:39,063 --> 00:40:40,520 Walton, what are you doing? 1170 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,190 Guys! Guys, look! 1171 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:49,865 Who would leave 1172 00:40:49,866 --> 00:40:51,116 this lovely box here? 1173 00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:55,244 No, no, no! 1174 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,580 What? 1175 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,419 Nuts. 1176 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:06,004 Now, Mr. Sturgeon and I 1177 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,486 understand that this has been 1178 00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:08,966 a difficult time. 1179 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,717 Actually, "we" don't. 1180 00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:13,804 - I think what William - is trying to say 1181 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,348 is that we feel 1182 00:41:15,349 --> 00:41:16,890 your confusion. 1183 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,143 Hmm... no, I'm not. 1184 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,104 I'm too busy feeling 1185 00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:23,063 very, very pink. 1186 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,253 Sir, I think I can 1187 00:41:24,254 --> 00:41:25,441 speak for all of us 1188 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:26,547 when I say pink is 1189 00:41:26,548 --> 00:41:27,651 definitely your color. 1190 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,612 - And I think I can speak - for all of us when I say 1191 00:41:29,615 --> 00:41:31,135 This is entirely Bruno's fault. 1192 00:41:31,136 --> 00:41:32,656 My fault? 1193 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,700 Who was the one who put 1194 00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:34,741 all the moustaches 1195 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,743 and wigs all over Chris' 1196 00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:36,744 masterpieces? 1197 00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:37,933 Well, who's the one that 1198 00:41:37,934 --> 00:41:39,121 painted the entire staircase 1199 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:40,228 that I walked into? 1200 00:41:40,229 --> 00:41:41,332 I've still got a headache. 1201 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,210 Oh, I have something for that. 1202 00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:45,085 Where is my wet noise generator? 1203 00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:47,545 Oh, it's drying out. 1204 00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:48,964 On the roof. 1205 00:41:48,965 --> 00:41:50,571 The thing I don't understand 1206 00:41:50,572 --> 00:41:52,176 is... I thought 1207 00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,220 you all liked each other. 1208 00:41:53,221 --> 00:41:54,261 We do. 1209 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,930 I mean, we're friends. 1210 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,475 Arguable. 1211 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,601 Mr. Sturgeon, 1212 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:03,312 Ms. Scrimmage, 1213 00:42:03,313 --> 00:42:05,002 we only did all this to show you 1214 00:42:05,003 --> 00:42:06,690 that we couldn't get along 1215 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,068 so you would split us 1216 00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:09,443 back up and... 1217 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,445 everything would go 1218 00:42:10,446 --> 00:42:11,446 back to normal. 1219 00:42:12,657 --> 00:42:13,864 I guess it just... 1220 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,159 got out of hand. 1221 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,454 That is the most... 1222 00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:20,829 Idiotic, 1223 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,207 harebrained, impossible... 1224 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,189 Poignant, understandable, 1225 00:42:25,190 --> 00:42:27,169 beautiful... 1226 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,087 Beautiful... 1227 00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,132 - Wait, what? - Well, William, we're the ones 1228 00:42:31,135 --> 00:42:32,884 Who forced them to do this, 1229 00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:34,634 so this is really our fault. 1230 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,824 Is this really happening? 1231 00:42:35,825 --> 00:42:37,012 Oh, and it gets better. 1232 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:38,035 Watch. 1233 00:42:38,036 --> 00:42:39,056 Wait a minute. 1234 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,579 I'm not the reason I got 1235 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,100 pink powder up my nose. 1236 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,062 Aren't you, William? 1237 00:42:44,063 --> 00:42:46,021 In your heart. 1238 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,274 I think it's time to let 1239 00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:48,524 bygones be bygones. 1240 00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:49,776 We have so much to learn 1241 00:42:49,777 --> 00:42:51,026 from each other... 1242 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:52,862 which we could do at 1243 00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:54,696 a coed equinox gathering 1244 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,658 of movement and co-mingling! 1245 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,391 I believe what she's trying 1246 00:43:01,392 --> 00:43:02,662 to say is a dance, and no, 1247 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:04,999 - I don't think this is the right - time for that, Eugenia. 1248 00:43:05,002 --> 00:43:06,438 Nonsense! It's a perfect way 1249 00:43:06,439 --> 00:43:07,876 to let off some steam 1250 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:09,567 through vigorous 1251 00:43:09,568 --> 00:43:11,255 rhythmic activity. 1252 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,632 Yeah, actually, I think that 1253 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,007 would be a really good way 1254 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,030 for everyone to just... 1255 00:43:15,031 --> 00:43:16,051 get along again. 1256 00:43:17,117 --> 00:43:18,178 Really. 1257 00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,764 Do you think that's 1258 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,348 possible, hm? Walton? 1259 00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:23,725 Ms. Burton? 1260 00:43:24,791 --> 00:43:25,853 Absolutely. 1261 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:31,275 Come on! Rubber chicken, 1262 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:33,569 Cayenne pepper, bird's nest... 1263 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,695 There is no way 1264 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,052 that evil girl's not 1265 00:43:37,053 --> 00:43:38,407 planning something. 1266 00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:39,972 We have to be ready. 1267 00:43:39,973 --> 00:43:41,535 Bruno, we literally just agreed 1268 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:42,975 to let bygones be bygones. 1269 00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:44,413 Which we'll do, 1270 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,354 but if they start bygoning 1271 00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:48,292 again, we'll be ready. 1272 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,128 Ah, there you are! 1273 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:51,962 Old Faithful. 1274 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,923 - I've actually rigged it - to a small battery 1275 00:43:53,926 --> 00:43:55,258 So it's way more buzzy. Hope 1276 00:43:55,259 --> 00:43:56,592 Diane doesn't have a pacemaker. 1277 00:43:56,593 --> 00:43:57,740 No! 1278 00:43:57,741 --> 00:43:58,885 Oh, come on! 1279 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,222 - Dude, it doesn't hurt that bad. - I do it to myself. 1280 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:03,224 - Why do I get to have - all of the fun, you know? 1281 00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:04,371 Bruno, I mean 1282 00:44:04,372 --> 00:44:05,517 no more pranks. 1283 00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:07,145 No more revenge. 1284 00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:08,770 It's over. 1285 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:11,815 Wait, what's over? Like, us? 1286 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,858 No, of course not! 1287 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,465 Just... we can deal with 1288 00:44:15,466 --> 00:44:17,070 a little bit of change. 1289 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,156 It's only until 1290 00:44:18,157 --> 00:44:19,239 the end of the year. 1291 00:44:20,284 --> 00:44:21,325 Sorry, do you smell that? 1292 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:26,079 Oh yeah, it's you. 1293 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,248 Stinking and sounding 1294 00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,415 like The Fish. 1295 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,563 Dude, I don't know what's 1296 00:44:29,564 --> 00:44:30,708 happening to you anymore. 1297 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:32,378 - Maybe I just - don't want everybody 1298 00:44:32,381 --> 00:44:33,962 To end up hating everybody. 1299 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,152 Maybe I actually liked 1300 00:44:35,153 --> 00:44:36,340 living with those other guys, 1301 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,405 doing different stuff. 1302 00:44:37,406 --> 00:44:38,467 Since when? 1303 00:44:38,468 --> 00:44:39,844 You were the one who was all, 1304 00:44:39,845 --> 00:44:41,219 "I don't know what to do, Bruno. 1305 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,930 - I don't want change. - I don't want to room 1306 00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:44,473 With anybody else, Bruno!" 1307 00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,704 Yeah, well, maybe I've 1308 00:44:45,705 --> 00:44:46,933 changed. You know what, 1309 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,624 maybe The Fish was right. 1310 00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,313 Maybe we should be apart. 1311 00:44:55,569 --> 00:44:56,569 Oh wow! 1312 00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,405 Ah! Okay. 1313 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,971 Oh, come now, William, 1314 00:45:01,972 --> 00:45:03,534 it's going to be fun! 1315 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,307 Music, movement, mutual respect. 1316 00:45:05,308 --> 00:45:07,078 Eugenia, 1317 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,727 in my not inconsiderable 1318 00:45:08,728 --> 00:45:10,374 experience, I have found 1319 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,960 that forced gatherings 1320 00:45:11,961 --> 00:45:13,544 meant to create amity 1321 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:15,005 usually do 1322 00:45:15,006 --> 00:45:16,463 the exact opposite. 1323 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,090 Oh, you. What could 1324 00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:19,715 possibly go wrong? 1325 00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:20,864 What could go wrong? 1326 00:45:20,865 --> 00:45:22,010 Where shall I start? 1327 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,200 It's like you're standing 1328 00:45:23,201 --> 00:45:24,388 on the edge of a cliff 1329 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,765 and you can't help but take 1330 00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,140 the extra step. 1331 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,122 And you're like a fussy man 1332 00:45:29,123 --> 00:45:31,102 in a suit who doesn't believe 1333 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,563 that kids can 1334 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:34,022 have fun at a dance. 1335 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,942 You don't quite understand how 1336 00:45:35,943 --> 00:45:37,859 analogies work, do you, Eugenia? 1337 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,735 Analogies are like kids. 1338 00:45:39,736 --> 00:45:41,218 Sometimes you just have 1339 00:45:41,219 --> 00:45:42,699 to trust them. 1340 00:45:47,809 --> 00:45:49,538 Oh... 1341 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:53,125 ♪ I want you by my side ♪ 1342 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,756 You were saying? 1343 00:46:00,757 --> 00:46:02,594 Ooh, dolphin! 1344 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:07,222 ♪ I could barely hide ♪ 1345 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:08,537 ♪ I will fall for you 1346 00:46:08,538 --> 00:46:09,849 That way ♪ 1347 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,164 We could just go over there 1348 00:46:11,165 --> 00:46:12,477 and ask them to dance. 1349 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:14,272 Or... just hear me out here, we 1350 00:46:14,273 --> 00:46:16,064 could stay right here, and not. 1351 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,066 I like this plan. 1352 00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:18,067 It's workable 1353 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:19,089 and it has a lower 1354 00:46:19,090 --> 00:46:20,110 humiliation factor. 1355 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,967 OK, guys, what is the worst 1356 00:46:21,968 --> 00:46:23,822 thing that is gonna happen? 1357 00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,912 Okay, that's pretty bad. 1358 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:32,186 You know if we don't even try, 1359 00:46:32,187 --> 00:46:33,457 Ms. Scrimmage will make us all 1360 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,376 - do a sharing circle - about it tomorrow. 1361 00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:36,503 Okay, I'd rather do 1362 00:46:36,504 --> 00:46:37,628 a hot yoga sharing circle 1363 00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:38,651 in a parka 1364 00:46:38,652 --> 00:46:39,671 than let that guy 1365 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:40,777 have even one chance 1366 00:46:40,778 --> 00:46:41,881 to laugh at us. 1367 00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:43,676 Cathy, do you think 1368 00:46:43,677 --> 00:46:45,469 you're maybe getting 1369 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,887 a little... obsessed? 1370 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,848 - I don't know what - you're talking about. 1371 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,860 Cathy? 1372 00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,343 Alright, how much longer do we 1373 00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:06,822 have to force these children 1374 00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,242 - to endure this? - Oh! 1375 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,661 Hey, everybody! 1376 00:47:09,664 --> 00:47:12,412 Are you ready to dance? 1377 00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:15,248 Get this outta here! 1378 00:47:15,249 --> 00:47:16,918 That's right, it's me, 1379 00:47:16,919 --> 00:47:18,585 TV's Kip Kipperson, 1380 00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:20,296 here to answer 1381 00:47:20,297 --> 00:47:22,005 that age-old question... 1382 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,216 Boogie or Breakdown? 1383 00:47:26,491 --> 00:47:27,761 No, no, no, no! 1384 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:28,825 I'm still picking cupcakes 1385 00:47:28,826 --> 00:47:29,887 out of my ears. 1386 00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:30,994 I don't know who's 1387 00:47:30,995 --> 00:47:32,098 responsible for this, 1388 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,184 but it's just 1389 00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:34,268 what we need. 1390 00:47:38,939 --> 00:47:40,775 - I knew Walton would - pull something. 1391 00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:42,569 This has Burton written 1392 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:44,362 all over it. In pen. 1393 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:47,532 Now, I'm gonna ask 1394 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:48,533 two participants 1395 00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:49,784 to come up here 1396 00:47:49,785 --> 00:47:51,034 into our dance-agon 1397 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:52,140 and show us their 1398 00:47:52,141 --> 00:47:53,244 most groovetastic moves 1399 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:54,746 while the rest of us 1400 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,249 and the viewers online 1401 00:47:56,250 --> 00:47:57,749 make the decision: Boogie 1402 00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,294 or Breakdown? 1403 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:02,692 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1404 00:48:02,693 --> 00:48:04,088 No, no, no, no! 1405 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,466 Yes! 1406 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:06,842 Awesome! 1407 00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:07,927 Now, what do you 1408 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,010 crazy kids have to say 1409 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,638 before you boogie 1410 00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:12,263 or breakdown? 1411 00:48:13,329 --> 00:48:14,391 Holy Mother! 1412 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,873 I have nothing to do with 1413 00:48:15,874 --> 00:48:17,352 this, but I just wanna say 1414 00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:18,834 thank you to whoever it was. 1415 00:48:18,835 --> 00:48:20,313 Was it my girls? 1416 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,503 No! 1417 00:48:21,504 --> 00:48:22,691 Let's just say 1418 00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:24,860 it was a fun-nonymous tipster 1419 00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:26,112 who knew that this place 1420 00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:27,362 needed some funk in its trunk, 1421 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,156 some swing in its sting, 1422 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,948 some black in its blue. 1423 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:31,992 Now you're just 1424 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:33,034 talking nonsense. 1425 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,162 Hey, doesn't matter, we've got 1426 00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:37,288 13 million YouTube followers! 1427 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,460 A Macdonald Hall headmaster 1428 00:48:40,461 --> 00:48:42,085 does not bust moves. 1429 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,484 Get fly, bowtie! 1430 00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:44,880 William, loosen up! 1431 00:48:46,571 --> 00:48:48,258 Go Sturgeon! 1432 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:28,028 This is a trap! 1433 00:49:28,029 --> 00:49:29,257 I can smell it! 1434 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,989 Hold on, girls! 1435 00:49:30,990 --> 00:49:32,719 We didn't plan this! 1436 00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:28,274 Ha-ha-ha! 1437 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:31,444 Such hijinks, such wild abandon! 1438 00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,218 If only I could be 1439 00:50:33,219 --> 00:50:34,991 part of such fun. 1440 00:50:41,603 --> 00:50:42,874 Come on, Cathy! 1441 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,613 What are you doing here? 1442 00:50:53,614 --> 00:50:54,926 I'm about to end this nightmare! 1443 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:57,262 Not before I do! 1444 00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,474 Drop it, drop it! 1445 00:51:10,006 --> 00:51:11,443 Drop it! 1446 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,920 Everybody, back! 1447 00:51:51,297 --> 00:51:53,068 Is everybody okay? Everybody? 1448 00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:55,194 Okay? 1449 00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:08,207 Hello, Sturgeon. 1450 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,334 Hartley? 1451 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,295 What are you doing here? 1452 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,318 Oh, I think 1453 00:52:13,319 --> 00:52:14,338 the real question is: 1454 00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:16,340 what are you doing here? 1455 00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:18,969 I'm headmaster of this school. 1456 00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,054 Oh, really? And for how long? 1457 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,723 I would think that after 1458 00:52:22,724 --> 00:52:24,390 a disastrous prank war, 1459 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:25,976 the last thing a responsible 1460 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:27,560 headmaster would do 1461 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,750 is hold a Boogie or Breakdown 1462 00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:29,938 competition 1463 00:52:29,939 --> 00:52:31,420 in front of 10 million 1464 00:52:31,421 --> 00:52:32,899 YouTube viewers! 1465 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,068 Thirteen million. 1466 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,987 Oh, God. 1467 00:52:36,988 --> 00:52:38,552 How would you even 1468 00:52:38,553 --> 00:52:40,115 know about... 1469 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,226 Hello? Kip Kipperson, from 1470 00:52:46,227 --> 00:52:47,789 Boogie or Breakdown Productions? 1471 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,791 Great. I have an event 1472 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,127 that I think you'd be 1473 00:52:51,128 --> 00:52:52,460 Kip-tastic for. 1474 00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:55,547 Diabolical laughter 1475 00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:56,714 in the halls. 1476 00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:57,716 Three demerits. 1477 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,266 I dig the use of "Kip-tastic", 1478 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,602 but you used dance 1479 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:09,936 for evil, man, 1480 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,562 and that is not cool with Kip. 1481 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:13,107 Eh. 1482 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:20,655 I just don't understand 1483 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:22,053 how you thought this was 1484 00:53:22,054 --> 00:53:23,449 a good idea, Sturgeon. 1485 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:24,931 You know, it wasn't 1486 00:53:24,932 --> 00:53:26,410 exactly my idea, 1487 00:53:26,411 --> 00:53:28,121 Superintendent Snow. 1488 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:29,352 And that's the problem. 1489 00:53:29,353 --> 00:53:30,581 You've lost control. 1490 00:53:30,582 --> 00:53:32,251 Hosting the Scrimmage girls 1491 00:53:32,252 --> 00:53:33,918 is one thing, but a prank war? 1492 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:36,671 An internet dance fiasco? 1493 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:37,882 And reports 1494 00:53:37,883 --> 00:53:39,090 you were seen doing... 1495 00:53:39,091 --> 00:53:41,092 the stanky leg? 1496 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:43,867 Hello, this is Eugenia 1497 00:53:43,868 --> 00:53:44,888 Scrimmage and I think 1498 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:45,953 I can help. 1499 00:53:45,954 --> 00:53:47,015 Oh, please don't. 1500 00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:48,267 We have had some interesting 1501 00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:49,517 transition challenges, 1502 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:50,936 it's nothing that a sharing 1503 00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,353 circle couldn't sort out. 1504 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,897 Ms. Scrimmage, the Governing 1505 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,439 Board of Governance and I 1506 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,504 couldn't agree more. 1507 00:53:56,505 --> 00:53:57,567 In fact, we are prepared 1508 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,902 to have our own sharing 1509 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,235 circle when we discuss 1510 00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,822 who will run the Hall before 1511 00:54:01,823 --> 00:54:03,407 someone gets seriously hurt. 1512 00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,431 Surely you don't mean... 1513 00:54:06,432 --> 00:54:07,785 firing me? 1514 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,016 That is one option 1515 00:54:09,017 --> 00:54:10,245 on the table. 1516 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:11,790 We do have a very qualified 1517 00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:13,332 replacement 1518 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:15,231 who is willing and able to... 1519 00:54:15,232 --> 00:54:17,128 No. No, please, don't say... 1520 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,693 Hello, Sturgeon. 1521 00:54:18,694 --> 00:54:20,255 Hartley. 1522 00:54:20,256 --> 00:54:21,717 It's me, Rob Hartley. 1523 00:54:21,718 --> 00:54:23,176 Yeah, I just said that. 1524 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:24,324 Oh. 1525 00:54:24,325 --> 00:54:25,469 Mr. Hartley 1526 00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,368 has some very interesting ideas 1527 00:54:27,369 --> 00:54:29,264 about how better to serve 1528 00:54:29,265 --> 00:54:31,476 - the students of Macdonald Hall. - Mm-hmm. 1529 00:54:31,479 --> 00:54:32,540 Oh, I'm sure he's very 1530 00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:33,603 interested in my job, 1531 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,812 since he just lost his own. 1532 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,357 Well, you see, 1533 00:54:36,358 --> 00:54:37,899 let me explain that. 1534 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,923 Like many great men before me, 1535 00:54:39,924 --> 00:54:41,945 I was duped... duped, I say... 1536 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,988 By cougar traffickers, 1537 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:45,261 but all charges were 1538 00:54:45,262 --> 00:54:46,532 dropped, Sturgeon, 1539 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,806 when I agreed to testify 1540 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:49,077 against everyone, 1541 00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:50,996 - including people - I've never met before. 1542 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:52,769 So all's well that ends well. 1543 00:54:52,770 --> 00:54:54,540 We can discuss 1544 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:56,418 all of this, including just who 1545 00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:58,293 is best suited to run the Hall, 1546 00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,504 when the Board meets at the Hall 1547 00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:02,506 tomorrow. Hartley? 1548 00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:03,988 Mm-hmm. I wouldn't 1549 00:55:03,989 --> 00:55:05,468 miss it for the world. 1550 00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:09,390 Your evil is 1551 00:55:09,391 --> 00:55:10,681 showing, Hartley. 1552 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:13,184 Oh. Thought I'd hung up. 1553 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,105 Still on, Hartley. 1554 00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:18,689 Oh. 1555 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:20,734 Tomorrow, Sturgeon. 1556 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:23,758 We will support you, 1557 00:55:23,759 --> 00:55:24,904 William, don't worry. 1558 00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:26,198 My girls, myself, 1559 00:55:26,199 --> 00:55:27,490 my entire school... 1560 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,492 We will all be behind you. 1561 00:55:29,493 --> 00:55:31,869 Eugenia, 1562 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,246 I'm right over here. 1563 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,129 William, 1564 00:55:40,130 --> 00:55:41,754 are you alright? 1565 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,403 I told my boys 1566 00:55:43,404 --> 00:55:45,049 that change was good, 1567 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,551 - that it was a necessary - part of life 1568 00:55:46,554 --> 00:55:48,344 - And they could - deal with it and... 1569 00:55:48,347 --> 00:55:49,721 And you were right. 1570 00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:51,097 No, I was wrong! 1571 00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:53,766 I was very wrong. 1572 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,186 Now I have to fix it. 1573 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,856 Somehow. 1574 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,865 Where did you 1575 00:56:07,866 --> 00:56:09,657 learn those moves? 1576 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,243 Don't you wanna see, Cathy? 1577 00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:14,162 Everyone's having a blast. 1578 00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,998 Okay, where you see a blast, 1579 00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,832 I see another Bruno Walton plot. 1580 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,022 Yeah, well, 1581 00:56:19,023 --> 00:56:20,210 we sure see something. 1582 00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:22,170 Girls, we need to talk. 1583 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,838 I'll get the sharing stick. 1584 00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:24,840 I'd like to propose 1585 00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:25,841 another study session: 1586 00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:27,030 revenge and its practical 1587 00:56:27,031 --> 00:56:28,218 applications. 1588 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:29,387 Diane, forget the stick. 1589 00:56:29,388 --> 00:56:30,553 And I'm not here to talk 1590 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:32,514 - about a study session. - I'm here to say that, 1591 00:56:32,517 --> 00:56:33,703 For the first time 1592 00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:34,891 in my life as an educator 1593 00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,477 and an awakening 1594 00:56:36,478 --> 00:56:38,061 specialist, that I am... 1595 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:40,105 disappointed. 1596 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,275 In who? 1597 00:56:43,276 --> 00:56:44,650 Yeah, tell us 1598 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,341 and they're done. 1599 00:56:46,342 --> 00:56:48,029 In you girls and your behavior. 1600 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:50,447 But I... 1601 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,491 I don't understand. 1602 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,370 Is this what 1603 00:56:54,371 --> 00:56:56,246 they call... criticism? 1604 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,873 Yes, it is, and I think 1605 00:56:57,874 --> 00:56:59,498 you all need some. 1606 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,063 Mr. Sturgeon opened up 1607 00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:02,626 his hall to us 1608 00:57:02,627 --> 00:57:04,045 in our time of need, 1609 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,462 and how have we repaid him? 1610 00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:07,631 Through prank wars 1611 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,592 and dance disasters 1612 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,845 and horrible manners! 1613 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:12,095 Manners? 1614 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,660 What is this supposed to be, a 1615 00:57:13,661 --> 00:57:15,223 young ladies' finishing school? 1616 00:57:15,224 --> 00:57:16,267 I thought you wanted 1617 00:57:16,268 --> 00:57:17,308 strong, independent women 1618 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:18,977 that take... 1619 00:57:18,978 --> 00:57:20,644 I do Strong independent women 1620 00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:22,126 know how to treat their friends, 1621 00:57:22,127 --> 00:57:23,606 which is apparently something 1622 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:26,234 you don't know how to do. 1623 00:57:35,078 --> 00:57:37,318 - Oh, nice try, but I'm still - not talking to you, dude. 1624 00:57:38,081 --> 00:57:39,622 - Yeah, well, I didn't ask - for this meeting, you did. 1625 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,979 Wrong again, Melvin. 1626 00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,333 Yeah, that's right, 1627 00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,628 - I'm so mad at you I'm not even - using your cool nickname, 1628 00:57:44,631 --> 00:57:46,422 - Which I gave you. - Wait. 1629 00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:47,736 If I didn't set this up 1630 00:57:47,737 --> 00:57:49,048 and you didn't set this up, 1631 00:57:49,049 --> 00:57:50,321 then who set this up? 1632 00:57:50,322 --> 00:57:51,592 We did. 1633 00:57:51,593 --> 00:57:53,199 We need to talk, 1634 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,804 all of us. 1635 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,432 - I'd rather eat dirt - than talk to her. 1636 00:57:56,435 --> 00:57:58,392 - Oh, I can arrange that. - Stop! 1637 00:57:58,395 --> 00:57:59,915 Guys, Sturgeon might get fired 1638 00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,436 because we can't get along. 1639 00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:03,355 - Fired? - What do you mean? 1640 00:58:03,358 --> 00:58:04,815 How do you know? 1641 00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:08,569 When Scrimmage came 1642 00:58:08,570 --> 00:58:09,693 and gave us a lecture... 1643 00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:11,217 Wait, wait. 1644 00:58:11,218 --> 00:58:12,738 Scrimmage lectured you? 1645 00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:15,116 Yeah, pretty freaky. 1646 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:16,139 So we checked around, 1647 00:58:16,140 --> 00:58:17,160 talked to some 1648 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,329 of our resources... we can't 1649 00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:19,495 really tell you who, 1650 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,873 it's hush-hush, but... 1651 00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:22,248 We asked Mrs. Davis. 1652 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:23,605 The Board's meeting tomorrow 1653 00:58:23,606 --> 00:58:24,959 to decide if Sturgeon goes 1654 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,295 and Hartley 1655 00:58:26,296 --> 00:58:27,628 takes his place. 1656 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,381 Whoa, The Fish can be a real 1657 00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:31,132 pain in the pants sometimes... 1658 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,593 Yeah, but no way the Hall 1659 00:58:32,594 --> 00:58:34,052 would deserve Hartley. 1660 00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:36,742 This is all our fault. 1661 00:58:36,743 --> 00:58:37,888 No, 1662 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,245 I'd say it's 30% us, 1663 00:58:39,246 --> 00:58:40,599 70% the Scrimmage girls. 1664 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,914 Oh my... 1665 00:58:41,915 --> 00:58:43,227 But who's counting, right? 1666 00:58:43,228 --> 00:58:44,730 Well, 100% of us 1667 00:58:44,731 --> 00:58:46,231 need to do something. 1668 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,089 She's right. Thankfully, 1669 00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,360 I have a plan. 1670 00:58:50,361 --> 00:58:51,508 Bruno! 1671 00:58:51,509 --> 00:58:52,653 It's risky, you know, 1672 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,052 and may involve military 1673 00:58:54,053 --> 00:58:55,448 vehicles and a lot of penguins... 1674 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:58,242 We do nothing. 1675 00:58:58,243 --> 00:58:59,766 Boots, if we don't 1676 00:58:59,767 --> 00:59:01,287 do anything, 1677 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,705 Sturgeon could get fired 1678 00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,666 - and Hartley would be - running the Hall. - No. 1679 00:59:04,669 --> 00:59:06,292 He's right. 1680 00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:07,753 Everything we've been doing, 1681 00:59:07,754 --> 00:59:09,212 it all has to stop. 1682 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:10,401 But when Sturgeon 1683 00:59:10,402 --> 00:59:11,588 is having that meeting, 1684 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:12,653 the Hall needs to be 1685 00:59:12,654 --> 00:59:13,716 the quietest, 1686 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:15,010 best school 1687 00:59:15,011 --> 00:59:16,302 in the country. 1688 00:59:18,285 --> 00:59:20,264 So no pranks and no revenge. 1689 00:59:20,265 --> 00:59:22,099 Okay. 1690 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,727 - Just to be clear, - I'm still mad at you. 1691 00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:25,395 Yeah, me too. 1692 00:59:25,396 --> 00:59:26,898 We still have to tell the boys. 1693 00:59:26,899 --> 00:59:28,398 And I'll tell the girls. 1694 00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:29,608 For one day in 1695 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:30,816 the Hall's history, 1696 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:32,943 no surprises. 1697 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:37,449 You gotta be kidding me! 1698 00:59:43,621 --> 00:59:44,831 A hot air balloon? 1699 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,048 It is I, crown prince 1700 00:59:53,049 --> 00:59:54,882 of Malbonia, Francisco Diaz. 1701 00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,802 I ran away to come here 1702 00:59:56,803 --> 00:59:58,719 to be a Macdonald Hall boy 1703 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,889 like you said I should, Bruno. 1704 01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:05,394 So, where's all 1705 01:00:05,395 --> 01:00:06,769 the fun to be had? 1706 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,854 You were right. 1707 01:00:08,855 --> 01:00:10,899 It does taste like stardust. 1708 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:12,942 So funny! 1709 01:00:14,633 --> 01:00:16,320 What's the problem, Smith? 1710 01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:17,427 George isn't a big fan 1711 01:00:17,428 --> 01:00:18,531 of the homeless. 1712 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:19,575 I mean, where 1713 01:00:19,576 --> 01:00:20,616 do they even live? 1714 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:22,640 But that's not what my look 1715 01:00:22,641 --> 01:00:24,661 of horror is about, O'Neal. 1716 01:00:24,662 --> 01:00:26,018 Am I the only one here who 1717 01:00:26,019 --> 01:00:27,374 follows international news? 1718 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:30,961 Of course I am. 1719 01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,464 People of Malbonia, 1720 01:00:34,465 --> 01:00:35,716 something terrible 1721 01:00:35,717 --> 01:00:36,966 has happened. 1722 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,842 Late last night, 1723 01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:39,928 our beloved prince regent 1724 01:00:39,929 --> 01:00:41,011 Francisco 1725 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:42,076 was taken 1726 01:00:42,077 --> 01:00:43,139 from Castle Malbonia 1727 01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:46,016 by some unscrupulous monsters 1728 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,291 who left a note with 1729 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:50,563 only one word: Canada. 1730 01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:52,253 Franny, did you 1731 01:00:52,254 --> 01:00:53,941 write that note? 1732 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:55,692 The Prime Minister 1733 01:00:55,693 --> 01:00:57,612 of this strange and exotic land 1734 01:00:57,613 --> 01:00:59,530 has agreed to help us. 1735 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,991 Rest assured, my people, 1736 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,514 when we find out 1737 01:01:03,515 --> 01:01:05,035 where Francisco is, 1738 01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:06,350 there will be terrible 1739 01:01:06,351 --> 01:01:07,663 consequences. 1740 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,914 Awesome. 1741 01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,209 Remember Malbonia's 1742 01:01:10,210 --> 01:01:11,501 royal motto: 1743 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:14,088 Never forget. Never forgive. 1744 01:01:14,089 --> 01:01:16,672 Never forget, never forgive. 1745 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,675 Okay. 1746 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,365 Wait, you ran away! 1747 01:01:21,366 --> 01:01:23,053 This isn't our fault! 1748 01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,680 This is a fair point. 1749 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:27,016 - We just need to take him - to the Malbonia Embassy 1750 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,206 and explain what happened. 1751 01:01:28,207 --> 01:01:29,393 No! 1752 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:31,395 I came here to have fun. 1753 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,856 Malbonia is so boring. 1754 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,505 I wanna be a Hall boy. 1755 01:01:35,506 --> 01:01:37,151 I can live right here. 1756 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:38,320 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, 1757 01:01:38,321 --> 01:01:39,487 absolutely not. 1758 01:01:39,488 --> 01:01:40,864 There's already a waiting list 1759 01:01:40,865 --> 01:01:42,239 to be one of my interns. He... 1760 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,596 Francisco, when you become king, 1761 01:01:43,597 --> 01:01:44,950 you're gonna be able 1762 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,369 to do whatever you want. 1763 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,786 But I already know 1764 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:48,893 what I want! I wanna stay 1765 01:01:48,894 --> 01:01:49,997 here, be a Hall boy, 1766 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:51,333 and make hijinks with Bruno 1767 01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:52,667 and Boots forever. 1768 01:01:52,668 --> 01:01:54,336 But Franny, we're not 1769 01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:56,003 gonna stay here forever, 1770 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:57,506 'cause at some point, 1771 01:01:57,507 --> 01:01:59,007 everything's gonna change. 1772 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,971 Whether we like it or not. 1773 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:11,061 We have to fix this 1774 01:02:11,062 --> 01:02:12,978 before the Hall becomes 1775 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,022 the middle of 1776 01:02:14,023 --> 01:02:15,064 an international incident 1777 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,773 and The Fish gets blamed! 1778 01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:18,172 But even if you do, 1779 01:02:18,173 --> 01:02:19,569 to save Sturgeon, you need 1780 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:21,030 to convince the Board and unless 1781 01:02:21,031 --> 01:02:22,488 one of you is a member, which... 1782 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,719 Well, I do have 1783 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,948 an aunt and uncle on it. 1784 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,117 So they can come and talk 1785 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:27,284 to the Board tomorrow! 1786 01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:29,870 No, no, no, no, no, 1787 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:30,956 there's no time! 1788 01:02:30,957 --> 01:02:32,039 They live in Singapore! 1789 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,437 They haven't been back to 1790 01:02:33,438 --> 01:02:34,833 the Hall in over 20 years. 1791 01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:35,940 There may have been 1792 01:02:35,941 --> 01:02:37,044 some legal issues. 1793 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,171 Of course there were. 1794 01:02:38,172 --> 01:02:39,296 You know how it is... 1795 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:41,258 - You run one billion-dollar - Ponzi scheme, 1796 01:02:41,261 --> 01:02:43,156 Suddenly you're the bad guy. 1797 01:02:43,157 --> 01:02:45,052 Cathy... 1798 01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,054 I know that look. 1799 01:02:48,349 --> 01:02:49,640 So do I. Bruno... 1800 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:50,663 you have a crazy plan, 1801 01:02:50,664 --> 01:02:51,684 don't you? 1802 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,291 Feel like dressing up as a 1803 01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:54,895 certain aunt and uncle, Burton? 1804 01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:56,502 Maybe, Walton. You feel like 1805 01:02:56,503 --> 01:02:58,107 making an impassioned case 1806 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,735 to the Board, convincing them 1807 01:02:59,736 --> 01:03:01,360 that The Fish must stay? 1808 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,675 That is the craziest thing 1809 01:03:02,676 --> 01:03:03,987 I have ever heard 1810 01:03:03,988 --> 01:03:05,240 and there is no way it is gonna 1811 01:03:05,241 --> 01:03:06,490 work the way you think it is. 1812 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,805 Of course not. 1813 01:03:07,806 --> 01:03:09,118 But whatever does happen, 1814 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,454 Burton and I will 1815 01:03:10,455 --> 01:03:11,787 figure it out. Together. 1816 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,296 Come on, George. 1817 01:03:19,297 --> 01:03:20,797 Didn't wanna touch you. 1818 01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:24,341 For the muffins! 1819 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:26,677 I mean... for the Hall! 1820 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:29,139 You're absolutely right, Franny. 1821 01:03:29,142 --> 01:03:30,265 - Break! - Yes! 1822 01:03:35,771 --> 01:03:37,711 Peaceful and quiet. 1823 01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:41,692 As long as that lasts. 1824 01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,445 William, I'm sure everything 1825 01:03:43,446 --> 01:03:45,195 is going to be fine. 1826 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,761 Really, Eugenia? 1827 01:03:46,762 --> 01:03:48,324 What exactly in the past month 1828 01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:50,139 has given you confidence 1829 01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:51,952 to say that? Hm? 1830 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,871 Ms. Davis, 1831 01:03:54,872 --> 01:03:57,874 bring me... the speech. 1832 01:03:59,316 --> 01:04:00,753 Are you sure, Mr. Sturgeon? 1833 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:02,838 Absolutely. 1834 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,257 What is the speech? 1835 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,940 Ready? 1836 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:23,777 - Three, - One, 1837 01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:25,007 Two, one. 1838 01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:26,237 Two, three. 1839 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,599 What is that? 1840 01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:35,329 This... 1841 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,873 is the speech that 1842 01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:38,415 Willy gave to the Board 1843 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,876 when he first interviewed 1844 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,335 for the job, and they said 1845 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,171 it was the best speech they'd 1846 01:04:43,172 --> 01:04:45,005 ever heard about Macdonald Hall 1847 01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:47,174 that didn't rhyme. 1848 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,802 And sometimes, on a clear night, 1849 01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:50,427 you can still hear the words 1850 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,763 echoing down the halls. 1851 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,098 And by Mackenzie's beard, 1852 01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:57,100 these words shall echo again. 1853 01:04:57,101 --> 01:04:58,290 William, I'm sure 1854 01:04:58,291 --> 01:04:59,478 it's a very nice speech, 1855 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:01,169 but haven't you changed a lot 1856 01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:02,857 since you first started? Grown? 1857 01:05:02,858 --> 01:05:04,276 Blossomed, even? Don't you think 1858 01:05:04,277 --> 01:05:05,693 you should talk about that? 1859 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:06,903 Don't touch it! 1860 01:05:06,904 --> 01:05:08,111 Oh! 1861 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:09,176 Eugenia, I think 1862 01:05:09,177 --> 01:05:10,239 I've done enough change. 1863 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,262 It's time to go 1864 01:05:11,263 --> 01:05:12,282 with what works. 1865 01:05:12,283 --> 01:05:13,785 Tradition. 1866 01:05:13,786 --> 01:05:15,285 History. 1867 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:19,289 "To my fellow educators. 1868 01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,958 "A full education means 1869 01:05:21,959 --> 01:05:24,169 an ethical education." 1870 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:26,171 And of course tradition, 1871 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:27,340 the very foundation on which 1872 01:05:27,341 --> 01:05:28,507 Macdonald Hall is built... 1873 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:29,530 Nice words, Sturgeon, 1874 01:05:29,531 --> 01:05:30,551 but you can save it 1875 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:31,886 for when we get inside. 1876 01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:32,929 Oh, don't be too hard 1877 01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:33,970 on him, Ms. Snow. 1878 01:05:33,971 --> 01:05:35,160 I'm sure 1879 01:05:35,161 --> 01:05:36,348 Headmaster Sturgeon 1880 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,226 - will do everything - he can to keep his job. 1881 01:05:38,229 --> 01:05:39,957 Not everything, Hartley. 1882 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,687 Just the right thing. 1883 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,440 We'll see about 1884 01:05:43,441 --> 01:05:45,191 that, won't we? 1885 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,654 Fish. 1886 01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:53,471 Yes, I went there. 1887 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:56,745 Snow? 1888 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,874 Please. 1889 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,168 I can't believe it! 1890 01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:04,460 I, Francisco Diaz, 1891 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,483 crown prince of Malbonia, 1892 01:06:05,484 --> 01:06:06,503 involved 1893 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:07,526 in a legendary 1894 01:06:07,527 --> 01:06:08,547 Macdonald Hall caper. 1895 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,507 That's pretty exciting. 1896 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:12,218 - If you guys don't stop - distracting me, 1897 01:06:12,221 --> 01:06:14,220 It'll be pretty over soon. 1898 01:06:27,088 --> 01:06:28,108 So long as Diane's drone 1899 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,236 - can get the keys, we should be - able to drive the prince 1900 01:06:30,239 --> 01:06:31,446 Out of here before the board 1901 01:06:31,447 --> 01:06:32,655 meeting is even finished. 1902 01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:33,907 And since I'm driving, 1903 01:06:33,908 --> 01:06:35,157 you know what that means. 1904 01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,390 We can test vehicular velocity 1905 01:06:37,391 --> 01:06:39,620 as it relates to wind drag? 1906 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:41,789 No, man! Drive-thru! 1907 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,207 I envy you, Wilbur. 1908 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,626 For your simple pleasures. 1909 01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:46,670 There is nothing simple 1910 01:06:46,671 --> 01:06:47,711 about this. 1911 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,840 - We have about an hour to hit up - ten places between here 1912 01:06:49,843 --> 01:06:51,154 And the embassy. We'll need 1913 01:06:51,155 --> 01:06:52,466 some serious coordination. 1914 01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:53,802 Whereas I chose my life's 1915 01:06:53,803 --> 01:06:55,135 passion: science. 1916 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,095 Yes, she has betrayed me. 1917 01:06:57,096 --> 01:06:58,097 Everybody else's 1918 01:06:58,098 --> 01:06:59,098 prank worked, 1919 01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:02,559 but my Viscositizer... nothing! 1920 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,583 The irony, it stings... 1921 01:07:04,584 --> 01:07:06,605 like iron. 1922 01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,232 Uh-huh. 1923 01:07:09,233 --> 01:07:11,485 So, about that drive-thru? 1924 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:13,529 Chris, we gotta move. 1925 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,698 Time to do your magic. 1926 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,201 I'm assuming this 1927 01:07:17,202 --> 01:07:18,701 is all unionized? 1928 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:30,985 Why is he smiling 1929 01:07:30,986 --> 01:07:32,172 like that, Walton? 1930 01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:33,404 We're usually the ones 1931 01:07:33,405 --> 01:07:34,633 with the big crazy smiles. 1932 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:35,926 Yeah, I know. 1933 01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:37,679 - It's kind of weird - to look at. 1934 01:07:37,682 --> 01:07:40,015 Chris, what are you thinking? 1935 01:07:44,185 --> 01:07:46,145 And of course, what would a 1936 01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:48,104 Macdonald Hall board meeting be 1937 01:07:48,105 --> 01:07:49,273 without my renowned 1938 01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,440 tea biscuits? 1939 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,568 Ms. Snow? 1940 01:07:52,569 --> 01:07:53,591 Why don't you take two? 1941 01:07:53,592 --> 01:07:54,611 Nobody's looking. 1942 01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,490 Looks like Mr. Sturgeon forgot 1943 01:07:58,491 --> 01:07:59,805 about your extreme gluten 1944 01:07:59,806 --> 01:08:01,117 allergy, Ms. Snow. 1945 01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:02,286 Carrot stick? 1946 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,454 Thank you. 1947 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:13,380 Stress eating again, Sturgeon? 1948 01:08:14,592 --> 01:08:15,799 Alright, alright. 1949 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,260 Let's get this show on the road. 1950 01:08:17,261 --> 01:08:18,719 Wait! 1951 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,451 Don't start without us! 1952 01:08:20,452 --> 01:08:22,180 We are on the board, too. 1953 01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:23,454 Hello, everyone! 1954 01:08:23,455 --> 01:08:24,725 Charlie Wexford, 1955 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:25,977 and this is my beautiful wife 1956 01:08:25,978 --> 01:08:27,227 Brunhilda. 1957 01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:28,730 - Sorry to be late. - Hello. 1958 01:08:33,361 --> 01:08:34,944 - Yes, sorry - to be late, yes. 1959 01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:36,634 I'm sure if I was allowed to go 1960 01:08:36,635 --> 01:08:38,321 to the Hall, Mr. Sturgeon 1961 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:39,365 would've taught me 1962 01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:40,407 about arriving on time. 1963 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:42,409 And freshly baked goods! 1964 01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:44,327 This takes leadership, you know. 1965 01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:45,538 Well, speaking 1966 01:08:45,539 --> 01:08:46,747 about leadership, 1967 01:08:46,748 --> 01:08:47,978 let's discuss it, shall we? 1968 01:08:47,979 --> 01:08:49,207 Ah! 1969 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,585 Fantastic idea! 1970 01:08:50,586 --> 01:08:51,962 Let's. 1971 01:09:07,374 --> 01:09:08,603 What is that horrible noise? 1972 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,148 The keys! 1973 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:14,943 You did it! 1974 01:09:14,944 --> 01:09:16,026 Was there ever any doubt? 1975 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:18,154 - Not in you. - Alright, now let's get everyone 1976 01:09:18,157 --> 01:09:19,990 - Back to the parking lot, - and Wilbur and Elmer 1977 01:09:19,993 --> 01:09:21,658 - Can drive this kid - back to his embassy. 1978 01:09:21,661 --> 01:09:23,159 - But I've barely - had any adventure! 1979 01:09:23,162 --> 01:09:24,368 It's not over yet, Franny. 1980 01:09:28,247 --> 01:09:29,916 - The Viscositizer had three - main elements 1981 01:09:29,919 --> 01:09:31,584 - Meant to work - in perfect harmony: 1982 01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:33,253 Mechanical, chemical, and 1983 01:09:33,254 --> 01:09:34,920 what I like to call awesome. 1984 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,881 It... 1985 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,114 Why does it feel like 1986 01:09:40,115 --> 01:09:41,426 I'm at the dentist? 1987 01:09:41,427 --> 01:09:44,638 Get it? Laughing gas! 1988 01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:46,932 Why can't I work? 1989 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:55,755 They're fine. 1990 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:57,359 Just sleeping. 1991 01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,070 - What is this place? - Some kind 1992 01:09:59,073 --> 01:10:00,154 Of infernal Canadian 1993 01:10:00,155 --> 01:10:01,237 kidnapping academy? 1994 01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,469 Once we have 1995 01:10:02,470 --> 01:10:03,699 what we came for, 1996 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,556 we will free all the children. 1997 01:10:05,557 --> 01:10:07,410 For Malbonia! 1998 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,441 And now, I think 1999 01:10:15,442 --> 01:10:17,129 the Board is ready 2000 01:10:17,130 --> 01:10:18,736 to hear statements 2001 01:10:18,737 --> 01:10:20,340 from headmaster Sturgeon, 2002 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:22,259 - followed - by Mr. Hartley, 2003 01:10:22,262 --> 01:10:24,095 - On what they - think is best 2004 01:10:24,098 --> 01:10:26,930 For Macdonald Hall. 2005 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,850 Sturgeon! 2006 01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:36,815 Ladies and gentlemen... 2007 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:39,089 Honor and tradition... 2008 01:10:39,090 --> 01:10:41,362 are the, uh... 2009 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:43,907 Oh, no. 2010 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,825 Are the, uh... 2011 01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,452 Excuse me 2012 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:51,080 just one moment, please, 2013 01:10:51,081 --> 01:10:52,706 if you could. I, uh... 2014 01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,917 Well, if Mr. Sturgeonpants 2015 01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:56,836 - doesn't seem to be ready - for this meeting 2016 01:10:56,839 --> 01:10:58,296 which he's known about since 2017 01:10:58,297 --> 01:10:59,755 yesterday, but who's counting? 2018 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:01,925 Perhaps I could go first. 2019 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,053 Yes, please do. 2020 01:11:05,054 --> 01:11:06,179 Ah! 2021 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:18,148 We'll see about that, won't we? 2022 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,943 Fish. 2023 01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:27,908 What does this Hall 2024 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:29,598 deserve? Well, 2025 01:11:29,599 --> 01:11:31,286 unlike my friend here, 2026 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,997 I can think of a few words 2027 01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:34,706 right off the top of my head. 2028 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,251 Words like "tradition" 2029 01:11:36,252 --> 01:11:37,793 and "honor". 2030 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,045 I just finished saying 2031 01:11:39,046 --> 01:11:40,295 those exact words. 2032 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,548 Let the man speak, Sturgeon. 2033 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,260 Thank you, Ms. Snow. 2034 01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:51,432 What's going on? 2035 01:11:51,433 --> 01:11:52,682 My initial findings 2036 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:53,914 would suggest some sort 2037 01:11:53,915 --> 01:11:55,145 of sleeping gas. 2038 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:01,942 Just before I passed out, 2039 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,194 I think I remember 2040 01:12:03,195 --> 01:12:04,444 some soldiers. 2041 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:05,801 They were all wearing these 2042 01:12:05,802 --> 01:12:07,156 funny black slippers. 2043 01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:08,888 Soldiers? 2044 01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:10,617 Black funny slippers... ninjas? 2045 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,308 Cool! 2046 01:12:12,309 --> 01:12:13,996 The Hall's in trouble. Not cool. 2047 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,519 Stealing keys and smuggling in 2048 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,040 underage dignitaries 2049 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,584 is one thing, but... ninjas? 2050 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:20,962 Sturgeon and Bruno and Cathy 2051 01:12:20,963 --> 01:12:22,337 are still in that meeting. 2052 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:23,569 Maybe we should, 2053 01:12:23,570 --> 01:12:24,798 like, warn them? 2054 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,301 Yeah, but... 2055 01:12:26,302 --> 01:12:27,801 ninjas! 2056 01:12:27,802 --> 01:12:29,845 Do my ears deceive me? 2057 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,056 - You have the greatest school - in all of the world, 2058 01:12:32,059 --> 01:12:33,203 And yet you are afraid 2059 01:12:33,204 --> 01:12:34,349 to defend it? 2060 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:35,622 Well, I am not. 2061 01:12:35,623 --> 01:12:36,894 For the Hall! 2062 01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,295 You know what? 2063 01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:42,524 He's right. 2064 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:43,735 Our school 2065 01:12:43,736 --> 01:12:44,943 is the greatest. 2066 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,404 So let's go save our school 2067 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:47,864 and our friends. 2068 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:51,534 Sorry, who's that 2069 01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:52,826 crazy kid again? 2070 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:53,870 It is he, 2071 01:12:53,871 --> 01:12:54,911 Francisco Diaz, 2072 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,873 crown prince of Malbonia. 2073 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,709 - The one you're doing - all this for? 2074 01:12:59,712 --> 01:13:01,064 Oh no, I'm just in it 2075 01:13:01,065 --> 01:13:02,418 for the drive-thru. 2076 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:04,587 OK, let's go get him. 2077 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:06,632 Let's go, buddy. 2078 01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:11,553 Yup, definitely sleeping gas. 2079 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,597 Which means we're in trouble... 2080 01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:17,934 and I know just what we need! 2081 01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:19,853 And that is what a school 2082 01:13:19,854 --> 01:13:21,126 like Macdonald Hall 2083 01:13:21,127 --> 01:13:22,397 needs in a headmaster, 2084 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,608 which you will get in me, 2085 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:27,903 William Theodore Stur... 2086 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:31,323 Uh, Robert Jeremiah Hartley. 2087 01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:32,596 Oh! 2088 01:13:32,597 --> 01:13:33,867 Thank you. 2089 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:37,287 Excellent speech, Hartley. 2090 01:13:38,561 --> 01:13:39,831 Thank you. 2091 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:40,979 The Hall will be 2092 01:13:40,980 --> 01:13:42,125 in excellent hands 2093 01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:43,169 if run by the man 2094 01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:44,211 who wrote that. 2095 01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:46,129 Alright, William, 2096 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,340 if you have anything 2097 01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:48,549 else to add... 2098 01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:51,615 Well... 2099 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,512 Um... 2100 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,806 I suppose that anybody 2101 01:13:56,807 --> 01:14:00,894 that is fa... familiar, uh, 2102 01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:03,021 with the, um... 2103 01:14:04,754 --> 01:14:06,482 I'm not a big fan of, uh... 2104 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:08,902 improvisation. In some ways, 2105 01:14:08,903 --> 01:14:11,196 I find that, um... 2106 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,699 Ladies and gentlemen, 2107 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,199 I, Brunhilda Wexford, 2108 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,472 would like to... would like 2109 01:14:15,473 --> 01:14:16,743 to say a few words 2110 01:14:16,744 --> 01:14:18,017 on behalf of The Fi... uh, 2111 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,288 Headmaster Sturgeon. 2112 01:14:19,289 --> 01:14:20,832 No! Maybe not 2113 01:14:20,833 --> 01:14:22,374 the right time for... 2114 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,959 My dear, 2115 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,004 dear nephew, George, 2116 01:14:26,005 --> 01:14:28,046 well, to be honest, 2117 01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:29,486 is not my favorite person in 2118 01:14:29,487 --> 01:14:30,924 the world... bit of a snob really. 2119 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,385 Brunhilda, Brunhilda, 2120 01:14:32,386 --> 01:14:33,843 stay focused, dear. 2121 01:14:33,844 --> 01:14:35,971 Yes, right. 2122 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:38,140 This isn't about George. 2123 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,955 It isn't even really 2124 01:14:39,956 --> 01:14:41,768 about Headmaster Sturgeon. 2125 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:45,439 This is about change. Right. 2126 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,317 Do you remember those things 2127 01:14:47,318 --> 01:14:49,192 we used to say to the kids? 2128 01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,653 You know: "Change is a part 2129 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:52,906 "of growing up 2130 01:14:52,907 --> 01:14:54,156 and it's a part of life, 2131 01:14:54,157 --> 01:14:56,617 and change helps us grow..." 2132 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,832 Ha! New heels. 2133 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,606 Let's be honest. 2134 01:15:05,607 --> 01:15:07,002 Change isn't good. 2135 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,755 Change means losing 2136 01:15:08,756 --> 01:15:10,505 what you're used to. 2137 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,028 We had to change our mascot. 2138 01:15:12,029 --> 01:15:13,549 No fun, believe me. 2139 01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:15,386 You know, I think perhaps this 2140 01:15:15,387 --> 01:15:17,220 is not the best time to talk... 2141 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,660 But that doesn't mean 2142 01:15:18,661 --> 01:15:20,098 it isn't gonna happen anyways, 2143 01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:21,557 to all of us, 2144 01:15:21,558 --> 01:15:23,206 and there's nobody better 2145 01:15:23,207 --> 01:15:24,853 at helping with that 2146 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:26,939 than Mr. Sturgeon. 2147 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:31,485 I know. I mean, uh, 2148 01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:33,050 George has told me 2149 01:15:33,051 --> 01:15:34,612 that Headmaster Sturgeon 2150 01:15:34,613 --> 01:15:36,261 understands that kids make 2151 01:15:36,262 --> 01:15:37,907 mistakes and they mess up, 2152 01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:41,619 right? Even temporarily... 2153 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,372 take down a school or two, huh? 2154 01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:45,123 Isn't that right? 2155 01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:48,584 He cares about us. 2156 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:52,755 Some change is good. Some isn't. 2157 01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:54,362 Macdonald Hall without 2158 01:15:54,363 --> 01:15:55,967 Headmaster Sturgeon... 2159 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,637 Ha! 2160 01:15:57,638 --> 01:15:59,304 That isn't change. 2161 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,891 That's just crazy. 2162 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,353 Wait one minute. 2163 01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:07,439 You said "Sturgeon 2164 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:08,522 cares about us". 2165 01:16:08,523 --> 01:16:09,607 You're not a student 2166 01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:10,690 of this school... 2167 01:16:10,691 --> 01:16:12,130 or are you? 2168 01:16:12,131 --> 01:16:13,568 Pff! 2169 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,258 Whoa, easy, easy there, Hartley. 2170 01:16:15,259 --> 01:16:16,946 No need to pick on a lady. 2171 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,658 Or is she a lady? Hm? 2172 01:16:18,659 --> 01:16:20,367 How dare you say 2173 01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:21,849 such a thing? I ought to take 2174 01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:23,328 you outside right now... 2175 01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,413 Get out now! 2176 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,832 I'm defending you, dear. 2177 01:16:31,713 --> 01:16:32,754 Oh, please! 2178 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,361 This is obviously a ruse to end 2179 01:16:34,362 --> 01:16:35,965 this meeting and save Sturgeon! 2180 01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:38,218 Show's what you know. 2181 01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:39,762 He didn't know about any 2182 01:16:39,763 --> 01:16:41,304 of this. He has no control 2183 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:42,577 over any of us. 2184 01:16:42,578 --> 01:16:43,848 Not helping, Bruno, 2185 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,393 - but you can - explain later. Uh... 2186 01:16:45,396 --> 01:16:46,561 If everybody could just 2187 01:16:46,562 --> 01:16:47,727 please follow me, quickly. 2188 01:16:47,728 --> 01:16:49,063 Quickly, quickly. 2189 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,400 Again, nice trick, Sturgeon, 2190 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:54,548 but I'm not 2191 01:16:54,549 --> 01:16:55,693 falling for it. 2192 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,911 Where's Jane Snow? 2193 01:17:03,912 --> 01:17:05,620 How can she just disappear? 2194 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,457 - Alright, come on, - keep moving. 2195 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:16,882 - There's two more - board members gone. 2196 01:17:16,885 --> 01:17:18,196 Not to worry, 2197 01:17:18,197 --> 01:17:19,509 I'm still here. 2198 01:17:23,013 --> 01:17:24,473 Hartley! 2199 01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,601 This way, let's go, let's go! 2200 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,230 Okay, I know a shortcut. 2201 01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:32,688 I had that sealed off last week. 2202 01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:34,484 - Yeah, I know you think - you did, but... 2203 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,238 Other way. 2204 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,827 Hold this. Hold this. 2205 01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:49,664 Hey! Are those my biscuits? 2206 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,917 That's not working! 2207 01:17:50,918 --> 01:17:52,167 They're too light and fluffy! 2208 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,587 - They're an award-winning - recipe, of course they're light 2209 01:17:54,590 --> 01:17:56,422 - And fluffy! - We need something more 2210 01:17:56,425 --> 01:17:57,714 Than baked goods to save us! 2211 01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:03,637 It worked! 2212 01:18:03,638 --> 01:18:05,221 Elmer? 2213 01:18:06,454 --> 01:18:07,683 Everybody duck! 2214 01:18:08,767 --> 01:18:10,186 Whoa! 2215 01:18:10,187 --> 01:18:11,603 Chew on that! 2216 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:14,439 It worked! It worked! 2217 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,754 All it needed was 2218 01:18:15,755 --> 01:18:17,066 a little more awesome, 2219 01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:18,319 and also a couple extra screws 2220 01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:19,569 in the backpack, but still, 2221 01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:20,801 the Viscositizer's a win! 2222 01:18:20,802 --> 01:18:22,030 Nice job! 2223 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,325 - Okay, we need to find - the rest of the board members. 2224 01:18:24,328 --> 01:18:27,452 Ladies, if you can hear me: 2225 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,162 for the Hall's honor! 2226 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:37,629 Yes! 2227 01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:42,718 Yeah! 2228 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,316 This is all... 2229 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,425 As soon as we have our prince, 2230 01:19:01,426 --> 01:19:03,488 you all will go. 2231 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,780 But until then... 2232 01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:34,018 Hi, everyone! 2233 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:35,834 Don't worry, we're gonna get you 2234 01:19:35,835 --> 01:19:37,647 out of here as soon as possible. 2235 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:39,815 You're last. 2236 01:19:50,579 --> 01:19:51,786 Team one, where are you? 2237 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:53,539 Come in! 2238 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:57,167 Fire in the hole! 2239 01:20:00,507 --> 01:20:03,965 Pando? Is that you? 2240 01:20:03,966 --> 01:20:07,719 Save our school! 2241 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,846 William, 2242 01:20:08,847 --> 01:20:09,971 what is going on? 2243 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,349 Why am I getting texts 2244 01:20:11,350 --> 01:20:12,724 from my girls about ninjas? 2245 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:13,788 Do you hear 2246 01:20:13,789 --> 01:20:14,850 what they're chanting? 2247 01:20:14,851 --> 01:20:16,645 Save our school. 2248 01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,438 Your girls 2249 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,607 and my boys. 2250 01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:22,110 Speaking of boys, all I have 2251 01:20:22,111 --> 01:20:23,610 to do now is get Francisco back. 2252 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:24,987 Sorry, who? 2253 01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:26,362 Uh, never mind. 2254 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,614 It doesn't matter. 2255 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:28,864 It's not important. 2256 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:30,409 Boots, man, you did it! Well, 2257 01:20:30,410 --> 01:20:31,951 I mean, we did it. But you... 2258 01:20:31,952 --> 01:20:33,516 Bruno! Where's the prince? 2259 01:20:33,517 --> 01:20:35,079 I thought you had him. 2260 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,582 I did, and... well, 2261 01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:38,082 then I didn't, so... 2262 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,210 Wait, wait. 2263 01:20:39,211 --> 01:20:40,335 What prince? 2264 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,045 Bruno! Boots! 2265 01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,882 That was so much fun! 2266 01:20:46,883 --> 01:20:47,989 That prince. 2267 01:20:47,990 --> 01:20:49,093 He's with one of them! 2268 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,512 Save our prince! 2269 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:51,929 No, no, no, no, no! 2270 01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,145 It's alright! This is Pando, 2271 01:20:53,146 --> 01:20:55,546 - head of the Royal Commandos. - Wait, the Royal Commandos? 2272 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:59,710 - Could somebody - please tell me what is 2273 01:20:59,711 --> 01:21:00,772 going on here, exactly? 2274 01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:04,818 I would appreciate this, too. 2275 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,861 And you would be... 2276 01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:09,947 It is I, King Balthazar Diaz 2277 01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,512 of the Royal Republic 2278 01:21:11,513 --> 01:21:13,075 of Malbonia. 2279 01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:15,453 Malbonia. 2280 01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:17,707 Malbonia. 2281 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,543 But why would you 2282 01:21:20,544 --> 01:21:21,710 want to come here, 2283 01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:23,734 to this place of commoners? 2284 01:21:23,735 --> 01:21:25,755 No offense intended. 2285 01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,216 Because, Father, ever since 2286 01:21:27,217 --> 01:21:28,675 I became video pals with 2287 01:21:28,676 --> 01:21:30,073 Bruno Walton, I saw how much fun 2288 01:21:30,074 --> 01:21:31,469 you can have in a school! 2289 01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:33,430 - Even a school - that is not a castle 2290 01:21:33,433 --> 01:21:34,598 And has no statues 2291 01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:35,765 of myself inside. 2292 01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:36,934 It is true, 2293 01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:38,100 I am quite fun. 2294 01:21:39,270 --> 01:21:40,436 But that is ridiculous! 2295 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:41,918 School is not for fun. 2296 01:21:41,919 --> 01:21:43,398 School is for important things, 2297 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,130 like learning how to be a king. 2298 01:21:45,131 --> 01:21:46,860 You understand this, yes? 2299 01:21:46,861 --> 01:21:48,091 Actually, Your Highness, 2300 01:21:48,092 --> 01:21:49,320 I happen to believe that when 2301 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:50,531 you let children guide their 2302 01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:51,740 own learning experience, 2303 01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:53,222 their sense of self 2304 01:21:53,223 --> 01:21:54,701 engenders so... 2305 01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:55,870 I think what my well-meaning 2306 01:21:55,871 --> 01:21:57,036 colleague is trying to say 2307 01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,184 is that kids know 2308 01:21:58,185 --> 01:21:59,330 what they need. 2309 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,875 I need a snack! 2310 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,462 Believe it! Not only 2311 01:22:04,463 --> 01:22:06,337 endangering the board 2312 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:09,549 and the entire school, but me! 2313 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:12,176 Well, and you, of course. 2314 01:22:12,177 --> 01:22:13,992 While saving your hide, 2315 01:22:13,993 --> 01:22:15,805 Hartley. 2316 01:22:15,806 --> 01:22:19,016 While saving all of our hides. 2317 01:22:19,017 --> 01:22:20,581 Which the board has agreed 2318 01:22:20,582 --> 01:22:22,144 is a pretty great example 2319 01:22:22,145 --> 01:22:24,168 of how well Headmaster Sturgeon 2320 01:22:24,169 --> 01:22:26,190 has prepared his students 2321 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:28,485 - for life beyond Macdonald Hall. - What? 2322 01:22:29,654 --> 01:22:30,820 - Plus, any school - that can make a prince travel 2323 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:32,196 halfway around the world for fun 2324 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,636 must be doing 2325 01:22:33,637 --> 01:22:35,074 something right. 2326 01:22:36,599 --> 01:22:38,119 I don't know what to say. 2327 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,580 Well, I do. 2328 01:22:44,482 --> 01:22:45,585 Oh, God. 2329 01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,337 Oh, God. 2330 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:50,673 You know, she is right. 2331 01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:52,384 Yes. Miss Snow is 2332 01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:54,093 tough, but fair. 2333 01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,138 No, no. Your colleague, here. 2334 01:22:56,139 --> 01:22:58,180 The beautiful. 2335 01:22:58,181 --> 01:22:59,704 Eugenia Scrimmage. 2336 01:22:59,705 --> 01:23:01,225 Currently single. 2337 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:02,227 Oh! 2338 01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:05,563 - I have ignored - what my son wants 2339 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:06,670 for too long, 2340 01:23:06,671 --> 01:23:07,774 and I will fix this. 2341 01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:10,025 And I will fix the school 2342 01:23:10,026 --> 01:23:11,341 for the damage that my Royal 2343 01:23:11,342 --> 01:23:12,654 Commandos have done to it! 2344 01:23:13,886 --> 01:23:15,114 Well, one down, at least. 2345 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:17,032 I'm sorry? 2346 01:23:17,033 --> 01:23:18,890 Sorry. What my friend means is 2347 01:23:18,891 --> 01:23:20,745 that Miss Scrimmage's academy 2348 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:21,872 was also damaged 2349 01:23:21,873 --> 01:23:22,997 a few weeks ago, so... 2350 01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,625 We have to wait for that to be 2351 01:23:24,626 --> 01:23:26,250 fixed, and... steam cleaned. 2352 01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,815 Or, you can allow me to pay 2353 01:23:27,816 --> 01:23:29,378 for one brand new school! 2354 01:23:29,379 --> 01:23:31,380 That way, Mr. Sturgeon 2355 01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:32,487 and Miss Scrimmage 2356 01:23:32,488 --> 01:23:33,591 can teach together forever! 2357 01:23:34,615 --> 01:23:35,635 No! 2358 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:37,930 - No, I mean, I think, - you know, when it's possible... 2359 01:23:37,933 --> 01:23:39,119 There is such a thing as 2360 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,306 too much change. 2361 01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,101 Well! I can just pay for 2362 01:23:42,102 --> 01:23:43,893 both schools to be fixed! 2363 01:23:43,894 --> 01:23:46,604 Rush job! Around the clock! 2364 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,086 Would you say one week 2365 01:23:48,087 --> 01:23:49,565 is too long to wait? 2366 01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:51,360 - Oh, thank you, that would - really help us 2367 01:23:51,363 --> 01:23:52,736 - Let things - get back to normal. 2368 01:23:57,992 --> 01:23:59,535 Wow. I suppose this means you 2369 01:23:59,536 --> 01:24:01,077 guys can be roommates again! 2370 01:24:13,716 --> 01:24:16,467 ♪ There have been times ♪ 2371 01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,137 ♪ When I was dazed 2372 01:24:18,138 --> 01:24:19,805 And confused ♪ 2373 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,435 ♪ There have been days ♪ 2374 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:28,731 ♪ When I only believed 2375 01:24:28,732 --> 01:24:31,025 In bad news ♪ 2376 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,822 ♪ And there are places ♪ 2377 01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:40,909 ♪ That make me look away ♪ 2378 01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:46,477 No more bad smells, 2379 01:24:46,478 --> 01:24:48,165 here or across the street. 2380 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:50,044 You know, I was just 2381 01:24:50,045 --> 01:24:51,920 getting used to them. 2382 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:55,257 ♪ I wanted, I wanted 2383 01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:56,674 I needed, I needed ♪ 2384 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,510 ♪ I needed, I needed 2385 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,344 I wanted, I wanted ♪ 2386 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:02,805 ♪ I want it all ♪ 2387 01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:05,140 ♪ But I still need you ♪ 2388 01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:07,351 ♪ I want it all ♪ 2389 01:25:07,352 --> 01:25:10,479 ♪ But we don't see eye-to-eye ♪ 2390 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,607 ♪ And I still need you ♪ 2391 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:16,569 ♪ And I still need you ♪ 2392 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,947 Hey. 2393 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,284 I can't find the little 2394 01:25:21,285 --> 01:25:22,784 basketball net that went on top, 2395 01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:23,807 but it's 2396 01:25:23,808 --> 01:25:24,827 around here somewhere. 2397 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,747 - It mostly got in the way, - anyway. 2398 01:25:28,164 --> 01:25:29,917 I got this. 2399 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:35,923 Is it weird to have 2400 01:25:35,924 --> 01:25:36,965 so many feelings 2401 01:25:36,966 --> 01:25:39,341 about a pair of blenders? 2402 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:41,260 I hope not. 2403 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:42,325 Look, I never got 2404 01:25:42,326 --> 01:25:43,387 a chance to say... 2405 01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:44,785 How you got all those kids to 2406 01:25:44,786 --> 01:25:46,181 rally against those commandos... 2407 01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:48,143 - Well, hey. Probably wouldn't - have been able to 2408 01:25:48,146 --> 01:25:49,165 If they hadn't trained 2409 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:50,185 in the prank war. 2410 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:52,563 Look, I... Anyways, 2411 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:53,982 I'm sure, whoever 2412 01:25:53,983 --> 01:25:55,399 you decide to room with, 2413 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,444 - you'll have a great time... - Bruno. 2414 01:25:57,447 --> 01:25:59,175 And I guess the Fish and 2415 01:25:59,176 --> 01:26:00,905 you were right, you know? 2416 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,512 Maybe we can do 2417 01:26:02,513 --> 01:26:04,117 awesome things separately. 2418 01:26:04,118 --> 01:26:05,785 Sure we can. 2419 01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:07,204 But it's still way more fun 2420 01:26:07,205 --> 01:26:08,622 when we do it together. 2421 01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:18,841 Alright. Where's that toaster? 2422 01:26:18,842 --> 01:26:20,091 Oh, right here! 2423 01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:21,385 Let's get cracking. 2424 01:26:21,386 --> 01:26:22,677 Alright. 2425 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,638 - So I guess growing up means - you can't keep everything 2426 01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,078 from changing after all, 2427 01:26:27,079 --> 01:26:28,516 like the Fish said. 2428 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,914 But, if you're lucky, 2429 01:26:29,915 --> 01:26:31,310 and you have friends like I do, 2430 01:26:31,311 --> 01:26:33,605 you don't have to do it alone. 2431 01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:36,650 - How about - some waffles? 2432 01:26:38,986 --> 01:26:41,737 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 2433 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:46,951 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 2434 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:48,620 Oh. Yo. We gotta go. 2435 01:26:48,621 --> 01:26:50,288 There is no time for... 2436 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,792 Balls? 2437 01:27:02,425 --> 01:27:03,510 Sorry, big boy... 2438 01:27:03,511 --> 01:27:04,594 Let's go! 2439 01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:10,408 - Follow the good and - the right of the people of... 2440 01:27:12,144 --> 01:27:13,437 No! 2441 01:27:13,438 --> 01:27:14,729 A little more here! 2442 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,439 Ugh! 2443 01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,610 Ugh! 2444 01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:21,110 Gonna make you wanna dance! 2445 01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:23,843 ♪ Let's go be wild boys ♪ 2446 01:27:23,844 --> 01:27:26,574 ♪ Like a fever burning up ♪ 2447 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:27,825 Watch out! 2448 01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,369 Murray, if you please. 2449 01:27:30,370 --> 01:27:31,538 Uh. Where should 2450 01:27:31,539 --> 01:27:32,705 I put that? 2451 01:27:32,706 --> 01:27:34,499 That's my boy. 2452 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,291 But if you hurt my son 2453 01:27:36,292 --> 01:27:37,753 I will come back 2454 01:27:37,754 --> 01:27:39,212 and destroy all of you! 2455 01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:44,947 ♪ Our dreams are 2456 01:27:44,948 --> 01:27:47,261 Begging to interrupt ♪ 2457 01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,181 ♪ Just like a pack 2458 01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:51,099 Of lions roaring ♪ 2459 01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:54,143 I'm sorry. That's rude. 2460 01:27:54,144 --> 01:27:55,604 Someone tell me 2461 01:27:55,605 --> 01:27:57,063 it's not your brains! 2462 01:27:58,984 --> 01:28:00,900 Just... Just sheer panic. 2463 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:06,510 ♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪ 2464 01:28:06,511 --> 01:28:08,657 ♪ Like a fever burning up ♪ 2465 01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:10,786 ♪ Move to your own drum ♪ 2466 01:28:10,787 --> 01:28:12,912 ♪ No don't go giving up ♪ 2467 01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,081 ♪ Won't stop 2468 01:28:14,082 --> 01:28:15,248 'Til we see the sun ♪ 2469 01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,167 - What do we do? - A cougar's in the car! 2470 01:28:17,170 --> 01:28:18,439 I don't like cats! 2471 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,710 I don't like cats! 2472 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:24,361 Does anyone have 2473 01:28:24,362 --> 01:28:25,382 any kitty treats? 2474 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:26,384 Kitty treats! 2475 01:28:26,385 --> 01:28:27,385 I don't know, something! 2476 01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:29,012 I don't carry kitty treats! 2477 01:28:29,013 --> 01:28:30,638 I don't know what to do! 2478 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:31,640 Elmer's skunk 2479 01:28:31,641 --> 01:28:32,641 pheromones, please. 2480 01:28:32,642 --> 01:28:34,038 There are three words... 2481 01:28:34,039 --> 01:28:35,434 I said four words. 2482 01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:37,478 ♪ No don't go giving up ♪ 2483 01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,814 Yo, is that Hartley? 2484 01:28:38,815 --> 01:28:40,148 Yeah! 2485 01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:43,609 Look at that nose! 2486 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,736 He just made it bigger. 2487 01:28:44,737 --> 01:28:45,861 He just made it bigger! 2488 01:28:45,862 --> 01:28:47,927 ♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪ 2489 01:28:47,928 --> 01:28:49,991 ♪ Like a fever burning up ♪ 2490 01:28:49,992 --> 01:28:52,098 ♪ Move to your own drum ♪ 2491 01:28:52,099 --> 01:28:54,203 ♪ No don't go giving up ♪ 2492 01:28:54,204 --> 01:28:55,476 ♪ Won't stop 2493 01:28:55,477 --> 01:28:56,747 'Til we see the sun ♪ 2494 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,021 ♪ Open doors 2495 01:28:58,022 --> 01:28:59,292 They're keeping shut ♪ 2496 01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,586 On your mark! 2497 01:29:00,587 --> 01:29:01,878 Ohh, that was close! 2498 01:29:12,202 --> 01:29:13,472 Cougar! Cougar! 2499 01:29:13,473 --> 01:29:15,976 Run back! Run back! 2500 01:29:20,981 --> 01:29:23,004 ♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪ 2501 01:29:23,005 --> 01:29:25,026 ♪ Like a fever burning up ♪ 2502 01:29:25,027 --> 01:29:27,300 ♪ Move to your own drum ♪ 2503 01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:29,571 ♪ No don't go giving up ♪ 2504 01:29:29,572 --> 01:29:31,325 - ♪ Won't stop - 'Til we see the sun ♪ 2505 01:29:31,328 --> 01:29:33,285 - ♪ Open doors - They're keeping shut ♪ 2506 01:29:33,288 --> 01:29:35,433 ♪ Let's go be wild ones ♪ 2507 01:29:35,434 --> 01:29:37,580 ♪ No don't go giving up ♪