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WEDDING OF LIKA AND NIKITA

Today is the most important day in my life.

I'm getting married.

Getting married, getting married.

Only a ticket in the first row to Timberlake concert is as cool.

But my wedding is cooler. I'm marrying Nikita.

Ulya, come to drink coffee with an unmarried Lika.

There can be no more chance to do that.

Now this is a real page from your granny's diary. Good luck.

Wedding stopped all my transformations. And I stayed fat.

Thanks to magic I realized

that I have to lose weight myself.

With your patience and willpower.

Nothing can be given in our life just like that.

My dear Volodya loved me so much

that he didn't care whether I'd be fat or slim.

But after wedding I decided to lose weight, because I felt happier when I was slim.

And I managed to do it.

That's why granny was fat in the wedding picture.

ANGELICA

It was bloody Ulya.

She read that I'd stay fat forever,

and then hurried me to get married.

She even took the trouble to forge the dairy page. Nasty thing.

I don't understand why mum didn't give a specific day when you'll get fat.

After the first kiss or the first night,

or after the first fight on a wedding.

This Ulya. I will strangle her.

What should I do now?

Maybe it's not the best moment but

I told you.

I shouted you that you can't believe her.

She's a fox. No, she's a snake.

She's a hybrid of a fox and a snake.

Okay then. Let's cancel everything again.

Constant transformations are better than staying fat forever.

Mum is right. Do you want to live

a boring, dull life like you've had last 20 years?

Chipmunk, say something.

No. I'm ready to stay fat forever.

Because I want to marry Nikita.

These transformations were only bothering me.

Yet.

What if Nikita doesn't want

to be with this version of me.

Well.

Maybe it's better not to tell him?

No, no. I can't do it.

It's not fair to hide the truth from Nikita.

Not fair?

It wasn't fair when I bought some shoes for 5000 right before the sale.

- And this is nothing. - Zhen'ka.

What do you say?

Ulyana was trying to sow doubt in your head in order to set you up against each other.

I'd say it the way your granny would say.

Follow your heart. This is the only right way.

Something like that.

Ulyana deceived me.

But it doesn't matter anymore.

Right after the wedding I'll become fat.

That's why I want yo ask you:

Do you still want to marry me?

I'll take any decision of yours.

Well.

I wasn't ready to hear it several hours before the wedding.

Lika,

I love you.

I don't care what you look like right now and

what you look like after the wedding.

Hey, groom. Actually you can't see your fiance before the wedding.

She just got dressed and you're already undressing her

with your eyes and hands. Come on. You'll see each other at the ceremony.

So?

What happened?

I've already got used to being slim.

I even bought a swimsuit with thongs.

My sweetheart.

Whatever happens.

I want you to know that I love any version of you.

And I love chubby Lika as much as slim Lika.

And I'll always be there for you my sweetheart.

Smile. Great. One more time. Great.

- Okay. Let's take a look. - Here.

This one.

Not now, okay?

- Hello. - My sweetie.

I'm so happy to see you.

I'm also happy to see you, Vera Yuryevna.

When Nikita told me about your transformations,

at first I thought he hit his head hard on the train.

And then I believed. We won't say anything to our granddad.

Otherwise, he'll drag you to Malakhov's TV show.

Right. I wouldn't like it.

Is Nikita here?

It's okay. He'll show up

because he went to take me and Timur.

He was so nervous. I've never seen him like that.

My sweetheart.

It's strange that a groom with friends are late. Maybe he changed his mind?

Can I have some water? I'm thirsty.

There's no water, but we can open champagne.

Even better.

- Connection is lost. - Damn.

There's no Internet in this village.

I guess they only heard about it on the radio.

And there's no signal either. Cannot reach to Zhenya.

Well, that can be considered good luck.

Won't hear that squeaky reprimand for being late.

God damn it. Tell me where to go.

Connection is lost.

I guess that navigator is against your wedding.

Maybe it's a sign. Do you really need that wedding?

You can get drunk in any bar. Let's come back.

Let's marry him on some stripper.

- What do you think? - Yeah, right.

Drive up to them. We'll find out the way.

Judging by their look,

they can only say where one can catch some carp.

Do it.

Okay. We don't have any other options.

Hi guys. Can you help us out?

We got completely lost in these hole.

Hey jerk. Say a word like this one more time

and I'll make a hole in your head. Understood?

Wow. Hey guys, he can actually speak.

I thought it's going to be something like... or something.

Hey you Moscow goose. Out of the car.

I would love to but

I have clean shoes. I don't want to make them dirty.

Maybe you'll sh*t everything here out of fear.

- The route is calculated. - Good morning.

You don't want to deal with those sc*ms, too. Good boy.

Otherwise, they'll crack nuts with your help.

Because there's no signal here.

How much longer to drive?

No, we'll turn into the forest and cut it a bit.

Maybe we'll continue driving down the road?

Come on, are you scared?

There are no skinheads in the forest anyway.

I always trust navigator.

If it wants me to go to the forest, it means it's faster and without jams.

Do you understand?

God damn.

Tell your navigator to get out and help. We're stuck here because of it.

One moment. I'll fix everything.

Can you hurry up?

- His wedding is about to be ruined. - Stop shouting at me. I didn't mean it.

I actually think there's some reason behind it.

Seriously, it's just not your destiny.

- Who knows. Maybe you're right. - What?

No panic, come on, no panic.

I'll call Zhen'ka one more time.

Damn. I don't have any signal at all.

What do you have it there?

Damn. This is some God forbidden place.

I can't even call emergency.

As if someone there is against my wedding for real.

That's what I'm talking about.

Look. Does someone know how to find water in the forest?

I'm thirsty. As if I'm hungover after a party in the morning.

I know.

But it's going to be very difficult.

But we have no other options.

Anyway, pop the trunk.

And take anything you want.

Kris told me to put juice and water there. But she didn't trust me with alcohol.

Why do you need a TV here?

Decided to watch some football in case the wedding gets boring?

Bro, if it gets boring at the wedding,

I'll go to the forest with my Kristina, got it?

And this is for a surprise that Vershinina is preparing for you.

Lyokh, give me the keys.

We'll get out of this place.

To hell with these signs.

Help me please.

God damned damn.

Gearbox is dead I guess.

It's your fault, speed racer.

If you get stuck in some pit,

somebody just can tow you out and that's it. No more problem.

Now this automobile is not mobile at all. What should we do now?

Stop shouting. It's me who's late for the wedding for two hours.

Look. Let's leave the car here and walk.

Only tow car can steal it because gearbox broken.

Great. Amazing. Are you an idiot? We have 12 more km to walk.

I don't understand, Nikita. Why?

Why couldn't you just go to a bar

and get wasted there. Why did you need that bloody Alice in bloody Wonderland?

And why did you need to go to this fabulous place?

We should've fallen into some hole, so that we were eaten by a bloody rabbit.

It will be amazing.

- Did you finish? - I haven't even started.

Let's go then.

What kind of wedding is that? Where's meat, fish or foie gras at least?

It's some kind of tasting in a supermarket.

Sorry. Can't help you with that.

Vikochka and Nikita organized it on their own savings.

Is that so?

Innusik, take a photo of me with this table in the background.

I'll post it on the Internet.

Let people see how humble the wedding politician's daughter is.

- Great idea. - And good for IRS.

- I'm sorry. - Jesus.

Will we have a celebration or not?

I have to go already.

It will get dark and I'll be scared to go home.

Okay. Let's go with me.

Here. It's for you not to be scared.

Okay, fine. I can wait a little longer.

Hey bro. Let me tell them that you have a black belt in karate,

and you'll hiss like a ninja.

Or even jump around them.

To make it more convincing.

Or maybe we can make a deal and they'll just beat the cheekiest one?

And we'll go together with Nikita.

Hey guys.

We were just looking for you.

You're our only buddies here.

In these beautiful places.

Stop, stop.

We have an official, business deal for you.

What is it?

Hang on a second. I'll talk about that with my mates.

One moment.

- So, ideas generator, what's the plan? - I don't have it yet.

Just bought one minute before getting our butts kicked.

- Great. - Well, listen.

You got them angry. So, figure out the way how we get to wedding without a scratch.

Already.

Nikita changed his mind.

And disappeared not to look me in the eyes.

And my Lyoshechka gave him some ideas, for sure.

- Together with Bordukovskaya's Timur. - What?

Yours could do it, mine couldn't.

Chipmunk, you just don't know what men's solidarity is.

Why do even support him? We paid tribute to them for 2 centuries.

What are you talking about? He's not a Mongolian.

How do you know? He'll never tell you.

Okay girls. We have to start packing.

I guess Nikita has already made his choice.

Lika!

This is wedding fuss I like.

Shame that I gave up my phone and tablet,

and my outfit as well.

But still, swap is successful.

Look at this nice bike.

It's not some sport crap you have.

Now we have to get there on time.

Wait, wait, wait.

This meadow. Map said it's here.

1 km from stinky river.

That's it. We're late.

Why my wedding should have turned into this quest.

She decided that I chickened out for sure.

That's it. She won't accept my proposal third time for sure.

Boys.

What are you, some mushroom collectors?

It's not the season, is it?

Let me feed you all.

But we only have some cupcakes.

And no men at all.

What kind of a wedding is that?

- Guys, the route is calculated. - Let's go.

- Watch out. - Madame, shall we?

I started thinking that you wouldn't come.

I thought you'd just disappear and that's it.

I told everyone to pack. But Zhen'ka stopped me.

Well, how to put it.

She just poked a tire of Ivan Davidovich's car.

I'll never leave you. I love you very much.

- And nothing can change it. - I love you, too.

My dear,

I'm sorry,

dear...

Ivan Davidovich.

Being a politician,you have to know how to talk to different people.

- Including the drunk ones. Come on. - Why me?

Please.

Excuse me. Sorry.

If I may, it's okay. Don't worry.

It's not right. I had to prepare it. I needed some time.

- What to read? - Here, read this.

Here.

Dear groom,

Emelyanov Nikita.

Do you agree to marry

Vershinina Angelica?

Do you?

- Yes. - He said yes.

Dear bride,

Vershinina Angelica.

Do you agree to marry

Emelyanov Nikita?

Btw, did you pay for a state fee?

Yes. The answer to both questions.

Since both sides have reached consensus,

they can tie their relationships with rings. Mum?

Come on.

And remember that family, motherhood,

fatherhood and childhood

are under protection of a government in Russian Federation.

And now the groom can kiss the bride.

Are you sure?

Maybe I'll become fat right after the kiss.

You can still run away.

And nobody'll find you in the forest.

I'm still not fat.

What does difference does it make? You're my wife now.

- Hurrah! - I'm his wife.

Hurrah.

Tell me honestly, where you lived all the time?

And how you enchanted me over the years?

Your voice is music to ears.

Probably you were heaven sent to me.

I imagine us two walking together.

Everybody is jealous of me because you're so beautiful.

Sometimes people share their warmth without even noticing it.

I understand that you're the one, drowning in your eyes.

I believe in miracles and I know that

the ones who love know it well.

I can't believe this dream.

I fall in love so strong.

I look you in the eyes to say

Please girl, hold on.

Please girl, hold on.

Saint baby.

I forgot everyone who was before you.

We know each other only for two weeks

but it feels as if hundreds of years flew past.

We've always wanted to find each other.

I'm not lying to you, check for yourself.

It burns inside of my heart.

And I need only one word to be together with you, again.

I can't believe this dream.

I fall in love so strong.

I look you in the eyes to say

Please girl, hold on.

Everybody, come here, quickly.

Quickly, come on, come on.

On three we're shouting the Emelyanovs.

One, two, three: the Emelyanovs.

I don't want to admit it,

but now it's how it should be.

I'm fat.

However.

I'm a happy wife of Nikita Emelyanov.

She's beautiful. I'll tell her this every day.

She's the most precious that I have.

I love her eternally.

Alright. It's time for me to go jogging.

No, I won't let you go anywhere.

I want to hug you and kiss you.

I jog in the morning starting from today.

- Can you start tomorrow? - No.

I planned to start tomorrow for 20 years.

But today I'll start today.

- Okay. I'm going jogging. - Hey, where are you going?

What?

I'll catch you.